Cheeky Hughes

I've haven't been this disappointed watching City in a while. We didn't have a clue there, and there were only two player who looked like they wanted to play in the Final. Aguero and KDB were piss poor especially. Also to keep up appearances Real should have been down to ten men. The Vasquez tackle was absolutely fucking disgusting.

Never

Lovely dive from Bale.

Silva is coming off early injured. Time to shine, Kelechi.

BUT REFEREES AND LINESMEN DO NOTHING WRONG

Bit nasty there from Perez

THE DILDO JUST SCORED

Everyone knows there is no such thing

Nasri blocked by the ref, West Brom break and score. Hooray.

I'm sure Lallana is just asking for someone to hit him at this rate

Glad you think about me. The only way that would have been better is if Sterling hit the winner, but happy days!

THE WILLY WONT BE BEATEN CITY WIN

Been coming since Aguero was brought down.

Well Oliver's had his fun now, Aguero denied a stonewall pen.

This Willy is a bit hard to beat