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Con Air.

Score more goals than they do.

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They should retire his number.

Falcons fans out here like

One of the lads in some of my undergraduate classes did his undergrad thesis on analytics. He found out that newly promoted teams in the Premier League defend more than the previous season when they were in the Championship. Ground breaking.

Teams lining up for Messi.

Martinez is done. Looking at the size of him, the opposition are going to have a hard time scoring 👀

Myke would have appreciated this one.

Yeah I'm really excited for Game 8.

Stoke draw Man City in the Carabao Cup 4th round. Match scheduled for a Tuesday night in late October. 35C. Glorious Sunshine. Thanks, climate change.

Inter Miami don't need to build a stadium in Miami, they can just play in all that space they've got rent free in OctoberRaven's head.

Buffalo/Miami game feed it out, but Buffalo’s Twitter account is providing highlight clips for fans

Well, if the golf thing wasn't enough to convince you that Bale is fed up with football, leaving Real Madrid for Spurs certainly should.

This is the most clickbait-y post I've seen on here, well done. Just need to randomly capitalise some words in the first sentence and you'd get a job for buzzfeed no problem.

God I love Big Red

Yes poor Liverpool, with backer John Henry worth $2.6bn, Ted, William and the rest of the Alfond's worth $1.7bn, John A Kaneb worth of $0.6m, Seth Klarman worth $1.5bn, Bruce Rauner worth $0.4bn and Tom Werner worth $0.7bn... Sadly they are impoverished compared to their Saudi and Russian counter parts...

Ben was already Blue though.

The ship is sinking The ship only has some water below deck The ship has no water below deck There is no ship

He could solve all of this by calling it Outer Miami instead.

Friend of Alisson was definitely a 70s secret slang term used by lesbians.

Football needs 2nd assists, like in ice hockey. Been saying this for years.

Mikel Arteta RELIEVED of his Duties as Arsenal Head Coach. You won't Believe who's Replacing Him!

You can have Joelinton for £100m. That should get you exhilarated.

If we win the community shield: Excellent start, nice to get a trophy in the bag and it'll be a momentum boost going into the season as we look to defend the title If we lose the community shield: Glorified friendly for a giant 50p. It's all about getting minutes into the legs.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/29739156/lions-cancel-practice-protest-police-shooting-wisconsin The Lions canceled practice in protest of the Jacob Blake shooting. The old white Metro Detroiters are angry about this because "The Lions suck and they should be out working for my entertainment, how dare them have an opinion". But good on them for doing something, anything. Also, Ahmaud Arbery was Tracy Walker's cousin (our starting safety) so this hits very close to home for him especially. "The Lions are now choosing to try to change the world using their platform as footbal

The Yankees tore down the original Yankee Stadium, the Orioles tore down Memorial Stadium, the Tigers tore down Tiger Stadium, and the White Sox tore down Comiskey Park. The Polo Grounds and Ebbets Field were both bulldozed after their teams left town. If America's most historic sport doesn't place that level of reverence on a lot of its stadiums, it's really hard for me to see any historic nature of a soccer stadium. Maybe Steel Field, where Bethlehem Steel played in the early 1900s deserves some historic treatment but hard to think of anything else. But that has been heavily renovated t

at any time, a team on offence may choose to attempt a field goal to gain three points (though usually they will only do this on fourth down, or when time is running out). as well, after scoring a touchdown a team has the option of either taking the equivalent of a 33-yard field goal for one point or running an offensive play from the two-yard line for two points; in practice, they will usually go with the former unless trying to make up a large deficit or attempting to make their lead a certain amount.

Ündertaker incoming.

It wouldn't surprise me if he simply just wanted to go somewhere that he knew for certain that the fans would take to him. For all of the Wales, Golf, Madrid jokes, it can't be nice having your own fans giving you shit left, right and centre - especially after everything that he achieved in Spain.

Latest reports suggest that Gareth Bale has suffering a hamstring tear filming his transfer announcement social media video.

Robert Woods got paid - a four-year extension worth up to $68m.

It's a solution so simple it's kind of ridiculous they haven't already confirmed it.

Fucking hell.

i binge watched all of taskmaster last week

No wonder he’s asked for his face to be cropped out

While I very much appreciate that humour is contextual and a lot of the best probably require that context to understand, but I wanted to have a topic for your favourite jokes, one liners etc etc from television and film. That favourite doesn't always equal best is one of the better things about a topic like this, as different things tickle different people. This was the reason behind the topic. I watched Scrubs again recently and I don't know why, but I love the 'silverware in the pancake drawer' line. This little exchange goes through my head more often than it

Seeing such adulation from a winning team, rather than the "business as usual" response from Mercedes, is very refreshing.

Derek Carr, QB, Las Vegas Raiders Y'all are fucked, letting me assemble my Silver Eyes, Black Dragon in the desert. Jus' sayin'. @Maxx

If we’re gonna continue to live in a society where cops aren’t gonna honor their agreements to serve and protect the public, employment agreements ain’t worth the paper they’re printed on.

No it isn’t. In pretty much every country criminal courts are under a great deal of pressure. They have limited resources and a lot of work to do, and they have to get it done quickly. This means processing routine cases - like assault - quickly. It’s quite possible there is something to Maguire’s lawyer’s absurd story. Absurd things can happen, and a system working under pressure - particularly during a pandemic and in a country working under huge public spending cuts - can make mistakes. Mistakes get made. That doesn’t make the system inherently corrupt. Indeed, it’s in recognition

He said arguably The legacy of this?: Given that the whole area is becoming the training and academy and Inter Miami are covering the costs of all the upkeepp and upgrade of the area, and is going to basically be used for everything BUT the actual stadium for Inter Miami's games, I would say Ft Lauderdale have done okay out of this and your dribble about this "Historic" stadium is just that... dribble.

*JerryWorld69 has entered the chat*

It misses the build up over the whole episode obviously, but the "fucking hell" gets me the biggest laugh of the whole series, everytime.