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I think it’s normal for fans to go into conspiracy theory territory but it’s always very undignified when the clubs themselves start indulging it.

Oh nice! I got the last KCD game because I really liked the idea of it and what the creators were trying to do. But I’ve also got to admit I didn’t play it that much. It was kind of a combination of its jankyness and steep learning curve but I still really liked the intention behind it.

Seeing as nobody in England actually cares about the FA Cup anymore they should take this opportunity to be brave and let other countries bid to host it. Let’s say Dubai wins a bid to host it. Lots of ca$$$$h for the likes of Tranmerr Rovers, the locals get to see some farmers league football at a slightly higher level than what they’d usually see. Everybody wins.

That coefficient lol

What if he cooks the bacon until it is more of a browny colour ?

I miss the 2000s when every MOTD was Gary Lineker going lol I loved scoring for Everton against Liverpool and Alan Hansen and Mark Lawrenson going lol I don’t remember you scoring against us

So what is Dele Alli up to these days? Is he ever actually going to play again?

No longer the Spurs of Germany!

Does that mean they won't be doing testing at Bahrain either then? Also that Canada in the middle of the European leg annoys me. I know it's pretty much always been there and speaking from experience being outside in Montreal any other time of year isn't much fun but that doesn't make it any less silly.

I suppose the galling thing for Everton is that they’ve taken out hundreds of millions in payday loans and haven’t even been able to use that money to assemble a good team.

On the positive side you’ve messed up England’s coefficient real nice

Trust Rangers to act like self-righteous tits about it : https://amp.theguardian.com/football/2024/apr/11/football-daily-dundee-rangers-pitch

This is a nice thought but the empirical evidence (2020 Champions League) suggests otherwise so shut up

See my suggestion to make the Champions League more entertaining that would absolutely work but would also never happen is to get rid of two leg games and make them all single leg ties.

Whoops, got confused with the other ones (Barcelona)

I guess the other thing is any summer the Liverpool job would be a huge vacancy but this summer it will just be one of many and perhaps not as alluring as Real or Bayern jobs

If we’re backdating punishments someone really needs to do something about this: https://www.skysports.com/amp/football/news/11661/11564691/how-arsenal-were-voted-into-the-top-flight-over-tottenham-in-1919

They've already been using the RNG to pick which players they’re going to sign. No reason not to expand it.

Benji this is the gaming thread not a metaphysics seminar.

Has anyone played Suzerain? That and its DLC are the only game I’ve played at any real length this year. So much fun and (unlike far too many other games) doesn’t take a huge amount of time or effort off you but still has plenty of different paths to go down.

and here’s a list of best characters from games that aren’t crap: 1. The priest from age of empires 2. John Motson from all the FIFA games that had John motson 3. Tonka Joe 4. The player avatar in Euro Truck Simulator 5. The guy wearing leather and spikes from Guitar Hero 6. The terrorist from Airline Tycoon 7. Will.i.am from the Urbz 8. Tintin from Tintin in Tibet 9. The Pope from Castles: Siege and Conquest 10. The ATC voice from Microsoft Flight Simulator

Im only passing on Lineker’s words 🤷‍♂️

Hi @Colly - Lineker is a bit busy at work but he’s asked me to pass this message on to you. He’s saying you should have edited that into your original post rather than double posting. This is a huge infringement of good etiquette and he would have expected you to know better. Take this as a verbal warning but if you do it again the process is going to have to become more formal. You’re obviously a valued part of the community here but everybody at EWB is treated the same (unless your political opinions are anything to the right of centre-left) and we can’t make exceptions for you.

Male aggression, innit

So excited to see Lance Stroll win five world titles in a row now