METALMAN

just sticking something in here to make all the lame ed balls posts go away

happy birthday!

‎"cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run" why would tramps like Bruce Springsteen? what has he done for them?

"risqué"...sorry that's my love of the french shining through again.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Iskender_kebap.jpg.

I mean.

a pizza with a kebab on it. it is filth. fatties eat it.

actually to illustrate it better - on a pizza

and charles mingus would probably slap me with his double bass

john coltrane might be more easygoing. i just have a hunch.

and I have gin and vodka! we can knock up some long island ice teas between us.

And why would you want me to do such a thing sir?

by locking statuses norro is actually infringing on my gimmick. it's just not been noticed because nobody wants to comment on my statuses anyway. >_>

cyrille regis

done. aluminiumman at least. not manman. the exclamation was risque enough for my liking

doo doo be doo be doo be doo be dee doo doo doo be doo be doo be doo be dee doo. GUESS THE SONG

Eating a bacon roll cause #YOLO

everyone who comments on this is a dick

GO AND TAKE A FUCK TO YOURSELF

got a survey done on my house yesterday. apparently 8/10 people think it's quite nice.

Guess the song part 2: doo doo doo doo dooo HUUUUH doo doo dooo doo doo HUUUH

guess what

haha. It only took me three and a half years to come up with something decent to put in my sig. Who knows what I'll do by the end of 2012?

have you ever been mis-sold PPI?

Hello. I'm back from Africa now!

I accidentally clicked on your name, so if you happen to look at your last visitors, don't think I was stalking you. It was just an accident. Honest.