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  1. what is your favourite madonna song?

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    2. Your Mom
    3. GoGo Yubari

      GoGo Yubari

      Vogue is definitely my second-favorite behind Ray of Light.

    4. SRN

      SRN

      Party Rock Anthem.

  2. Guess the song part 2: doo doo doo doo dooo HUUUUH doo doo dooo doo doo HUUUH

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      Thomas the Tank Engine shaggin'?

    3. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      YOU ARE ALL SHIT.

      it is darkness on the edge of town

    4. Rocky

      Rocky

      Never heard of it.

  3. doo doo be doo be doo be doo be dee doo doo doo be doo be doo be doo be dee doo. GUESS THE SONG

  4. the problem with using the likes of "good morning", "good afternoon" and "good evening" as a greeting lies in the fact that besides the actual execution of the greeting itself, you must have some awareness as to the time of day. in order to avoid embarassment, when you are unsure it is advisable to just use the less impressive, but safer, "hello".

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    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I tend to also leave off the "Good" because let's face it, there's no such thing as a "Good" morning unless you're still sleeping...

    3. Rich

      Rich

      GA, I will cut you on Monday

      CUT YOU!

    4. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      i'm going to end you rich

  5. i wholeheartedly agree with the poster on the Daily Mirror website who said "I THINK THAT CHER [LLOYD] IS AMAZING. SHE SHOUDN'T BE HATE"

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    2. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      I think she makes a good point. She shouldn't be hate.

    3. Rocky

      Rocky

      Who's Cher Lloyd?

    4. Meacon Keaton
  6. my one reason for studying law is so that one day i will be able to root out all pub quiz corruption

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    2. Pesci

      Pesci

      and donoghue is wank

    3. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      i plan never to think about donoghue again!

    4. DavidMarrio

      DavidMarrio

      im glad i dont ahve to look at it again. If i see it pop up in uni im not gonna be happy

  7. Hello. I'm back from Africa now!

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    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Do you miss the rains down there?

    3. Lineker

      Lineker

      How did it go!

    4. The Brian J

      The Brian J

      GOD DAMMIT SOUSA YOU BEAT ME TO THE JOKE

  8. what is the difference between Rimbaud and Rambo?

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    2. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Rambo is your worst nightmare!

    3. Your Mom

      Your Mom

      Rambo is your worst nightmare!

    4. StevenRichardsRules

      StevenRichardsRules

      Rambo has killed more Vietnamese people.

  9. i was going to be a waiter but i realised i didn't have the patience

  10. i met this american man today. he was bald with a tattoo on his head. i hated him.

  11. everyone who comments on this is a dick

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    2. TGC

      TGC

      LL will be here soon then

    3. Rich
    4. Rocky

      Rocky

      Hey guys... Sorry I'm late... What did I miss?

  12. WHEN THEY SAID they said REPENT repent REPENT repeeeeeeeent

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Give me Christ or give me Hiroshima.

    2. Dingle

      Dingle

      I wonder what they meant?

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      Give me Stalin and St. Paul!

  13. got a survey done on my house yesterday. apparently 8/10 people think it's quite nice.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Were they dentists? Dentists like to take surveys.

    2. Naitch
    3. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      Naitch doesn't understand the joke

  14. I was so close to getting into a fight tonight guys! This guy was up in my grill all like RARARARARARARA and I was all like come on now don't be a meanie and he backed down;. Lucky for him.

    1. Owen

      Owen

      rarararararara? It's not a good idea to get into fights with dinosaurs with tourettes...

    2. brenchill

      brenchill

      Sounds like he was just trying to get you to do the hokey-cokey with him :\

    3. LUKIE

      LUKIE

      I call bullshit. I bet you stabbed him with a pen. Completely unprovoked mind you.

  15. Theres no height restrictions on the gates of heaven. You're no longer around, You're in the ground now. We're all the same height, when we're lying down.

    1. METALMAN
    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Unless you have a really big nose.

    3. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      or you are jorden snow

  16. ‎"cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run" why would tramps like Bruce Springsteen? what has he done for them?

    1. Hobo

      Hobo

      He organized the tramps in the great Tramp/Hobo wars of the 1980s.

    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      What a senseless war. I bet you didn't even get a parade, did you Hbob?

    3. TGC

      TGC

      I remember Oboh's grandfather Crazy One Eye Hobo being killed in that war. Damn you Bruce Springsteen!

  17. lvn da gr8 new choons from little mix n girls aloud n tulisa #girlpower #gotswag

    1. brenchill

      brenchill

      tulisa is well fit

    2. SRN

      SRN

      All of those things are bad.

    3. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I heard Tulisa's new album only sold 7,000 copies. Looks like she's blown it again.

  18. remember not to post any spoilers!

    1. Matt

      Matt

      Darth Vader is Luke's father.

    2. METALMAN
  19. by locking statuses norro is actually infringing on my gimmick. it's just not been noticed because nobody wants to comment on my statuses anyway. >_>

    1. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      maybe i will just delete your comment now

    2. EddieG
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