METALMAN

then we can go and get drunk! or whatever else you like doing. drunk is fine.

It's not you, it's me. Or the other way round?

Hello. I'm back from Africa now!

SET IT UP SET IT UP SET IT UP SET IT UP SET IT UP SET IT UP I SAID SET IT UP AGAIN SET IT UP AGAIN SET IT UP AGAIN SET IT UP AGAIN

yeah it's me. hiya pal.

Guess the song part 2: doo doo doo doo dooo HUUUUH doo doo dooo doo doo HUUUH

doo doo be doo be doo be doo be dee doo doo doo be doo be doo be doo be dee doo. GUESS THE SONG

what property did i damage?

i am intrigued!

GO AND TAKE A FUCK TO YOURSELF

by locking statuses norro is actually infringing on my gimmick. it's just not been noticed because nobody wants to comment on my statuses anyway. >_>

KILMARNOCK 3 HIBS 1 LEAGUE CUP CHAMPS 2Kaii10

got a survey done on my house yesterday. apparently 8/10 people think it's quite nice.

today's Paul McCartney song of the day is "No More Lonely Nights". The one that's kind of disco.

i met this american man today. he was bald with a tattoo on his head. i hated him.

i am 25

I am scottish

whatevs

Theres no height restrictions on the gates of heaven. You're no longer around, You're in the ground now. We're all the same height, when we're lying down.

‎"cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run" why would tramps like Bruce Springsteen? what has he done for them?

if elton john asked you to suck him off for 24 hours in exchange for all his money would you do it?

see if elton john asked you to suck him off for 24 hours and in return he'd give you half of his money, would you do it?

so...

libido

So I bought this smoked salmon and cream cheese sandwich from Marks & Spencers today. It was £2.80. I wouldn't normally spend that much on a sandwich but it was a special treat and it looked absolutely irresistable. But it was quite rubbish.

you are not such a bad guy!