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  1. is going to have a baby!

  2. my one reason for studying law is so that one day i will be able to root out all pub quiz corruption

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    2. Pesci

      Pesci

      and donoghue is wank

    3. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      i plan never to think about donoghue again!

    4. DavidMarrio

      DavidMarrio

      im glad i dont ahve to look at it again. If i see it pop up in uni im not gonna be happy

  3. metalman really needs to quit being a dickhead

  4. seems like raoul moat is the only englishman who can shoot on target at the moment

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I hope Douglas Hogg doesn't try to claim this particular moat clean up on his expenses.

  5. Yeah, Yeah Bass Drop! Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh!Oh! You gotta hundred dollar bill put ya hands up! You gotta fifty dollar bill put ya hands up! You gotta twenty dollar bill put ya hands up! You gotta ten dollar bill put ya hands up! Single ladies! I can't hear y'all! Single ladies, make noise! Single ladies! I can't hear y'all! Single ladies! Make noise! All the chicken heads, be quiet! All the chicken heads, be...

    1. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      quiet!

      All the chicken heads, be quiet!

      All the chicken heads, be quiet (Quiet)!

      Yeah baby, Fatman Scoop, Faith Evans sing along! C'mon!

      I never knew there was a love like this before.

      (All the good lookin women sing along - i cant hear ya!)

      Never had someone to show me your love. Love like this before.

      What's your zodiac sign? (What, What?)

      What's your zodiac sign? (I can't hear y'all!)

      What...

    2. New Damage

      New Damage

      I thought it was that song. Damn you. I'd just managed to repress the memory that was Fatman Scoop.

  6. I'M GETTING OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      What were you doing in this shithole to start with?

    2. DJ Ice

      DJ Ice

      Once your in, THERE IS NO WAY OUT!

  7. the problem with using the likes of "good morning", "good afternoon" and "good evening" as a greeting lies in the fact that besides the actual execution of the greeting itself, you must have some awareness as to the time of day. in order to avoid embarassment, when you are unsure it is advisable to just use the less impressive, but safer, "hello".

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    2. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I tend to also leave off the "Good" because let's face it, there's no such thing as a "Good" morning unless you're still sleeping...

    3. Rich

      Rich

      GA, I will cut you on Monday

      CUT YOU!

    4. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      i'm going to end you rich

  8. everyone who comments on this is a dick

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    2. TGC

      TGC

      LL will be here soon then

    3. Rich
    4. Rocky

      Rocky

      Hey guys... Sorry I'm late... What did I miss?

  9. i was going to be a waiter but i realised i didn't have the patience

  10. LET'S GO ITALY!!!

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      Italy won't win... PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE Go easy on us :(

    2. Olive the other Jiberdeer
  11. OH MY GOD IT'S SO SLOW

    1. Dan

      Dan

      So you're metalman, was trying to figure that out earlier ¬_¬

    2. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      i am! you are dan.

  12. vuvuzelas are as welcome at a football match as women

  13. and charles mingus would probably slap me with his double bass

    john coltrane might be more easygoing. i just have a hunch.

  14. i was worried i had hurt your feelings!

    and when I returned after film time i tried to cover my back

  15. i meant your john coltrane persona. not you. i am sure you do not do opiates.

  16. oh not much. just about to watch my saturday night dvd!

    what about you john? opiates I presume? they'll be the death of you.

  17. that's an awesome cover of sympathy for the devil. i don't really know much sandie shaw at all though. one of my friends got into her a lot when he saw her do hand in glove with the smiths however.

  18. If I was Ian Curtis I would be unsure as to whether that was a compliment or not. If I was Ian Curtis I would also be dead.

  19. Ian Curtis probably looks healthier as a corpse than he did when he was alive.

  20. i am genuinely loving today's offering. there is not enough jerky goth rock in the world today :(

  21. i was about to come bursting in here demanding that you do it as well. but then i noticed you had pictures of matchstick men and i am happy. just avoid the kasabian cover >_>

  22. haha. It only took me three and a half years to come up with something decent to put in my sig. Who knows what I'll do by the end of 2012?

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