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So GSP doesn't like thin girls, she likes 'em thick.

Yes. Yes. Yes! Ferris Beullers Day Off is on tonight.

Oh shit, Raving Rich just signed up to the TEWR Forum

Thumbtack Jack just retired...

Insert PPV Spoilers Here

Bring back Reuben.

is watching 300.

oh random college hookups, never change

Shut the fuck up, MPH.

by locking statuses norro is actually infringing on my gimmick. it's just not been noticed because nobody wants to comment on my statuses anyway. >_>

That "What if Sting went to WWE?" thread is exactly what's wrong with this place. Some idiot who has a bad reputation for a reason self-consciously trying to be 'serious' by asking an outdated and asinine question, and thinking that this grasping attempt to 'join in' would be appreciated. Not to be all sensible, but that is fucking lame.

Does the devil wear cowboy boots in the house Undertaker built for him?

Is ready for some Wednesday night football, lets go Newcastle...

Last call to vote on EWB's Favorite Singer II! I have seriously no idea what this one is going to look like beyond the top two, it will either be amazing or terrifying or both.

is exploring deeper into the anatomy of EWB, rather than just TEWR/The Ring!

for somebody that "nobody cares about", Matt Hardy sure gets discussed a lot around these parts

Ignoring users is pretty much the greatest feature of this board. Seriously. Raw threads are readable now.

Anybody have any recommendations for good Sci-Fi books? I'm leaving for vacation in a week and need some reading material.

New rule, if you post fake spoilers in the status updates, I will delete them. If you post real spoilers, I will delete them and suspend you.

i met this american man today. he was bald with a tattoo on his head. i hated him.

Weird. Reading Harry Potter and was into the book a bit to much. My wife asked me something and I went to ask her if she had seen my phone I instead said 'Have you seen my wand?'.

Somewhat addicted to trawling youtube for dubstep remixes.

is not, by nature, an angry man. I am a sea of tranquillity. Yet, somehow, TNA still manages to boil my blood something fierce.

I hate when teachers give homework over the weekend :

I hate when teachers give homework over the weekend :