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How The Cloud Stole Christ

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  1. My sweet boy, turning 16.

  2. Oh my god! He admit it!

  3. Your love for me has got to be real.

  4. What have I become now that I've betrayed everyone I've ever loved and pushed them all away? :o

    1. stokeriño


      *checks notes*

      The least popular, but possibly second-most famous, of the 12 apostles.

  5. Why you got your couch on my Chucks, motherfucker?

  6. Lie, cheat, steal, kill, win. Everybody's doin' it.


    Where you're the one that's huuuuuung 🎵

  8. There was Johnny McGuirk, who was scared stiff of work

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Whether out on the streets,
      Or up on my feets,
      Ain't nobody fuck,
      Like Jimmy Don Beets. 

  9. If I should fall from grace with god
    Where no doctor can relieve me
    If I'm buried 'neath the sod
    so the angels won't receive me

    Let me go, boys
    Let me go, boys
    Let me go down in the mud
    Where the rivers all run dry

  10. old man, take a look at my life

  11. I, Lelouch vi Britannia, command you!

  12. The guidance of the morning star will lead the way into the void.

  13. There are wind-chimes where my ding-dong should be!

  14. Why men great 'til they gotta be great?

  15. Fuck dude, you have to come out of semi-retirement or retirement or whatever just to be on the FIghting Back 9 card. 

    1. Owen


      Hasn't Fighting Back 9 been and gone?

    2. How The Cloud Stole Christ

      How The Cloud Stole Christ

      Oh shit, you're right, it was last weekend.

  16. Don't talk to me about the "greater good", sunshine. I'm the Archangel fucking Gabriel.

  17. Do you want the real smile, or the smile I used to practice not to feel like a failure?

  18. Did anyone ever tell Casey Jones that it's probably a bad idea to drive that train while high on cocaine? Of course there's trouble ahead, you're high on cocaine, Casey Jones. DUH.

    1. OctoberRaven


      They did warn him to watch his speed at least.

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