MalaCloudy Black

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happy birthday, Your Mom!

There are two bad motherfuckers from Blackpool.

One of them?

William Regal.

The other one?

Ian Anderson.

list of things that burn always:

- this fire

You were FUCKING Tessa Campinelli?

Though my memories are faded, they come back to haunt me once againnnn

 

I'm on a mission people say is impossible, but when I swing my sword? They all choppable.

They DO exist!!

You want the good life, you break your back.

Blue cheese comes from the milk of a blue jay.

birth?DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

all I'm saying is, my parents won't be home for a few days, and I have a full case of Capri Suns AND my cousin is letting me borrow his Super Nintendo. SOOOOO....

*takes a drag from a candy stick, sputters, chokes* Jorden Snow. I haven't heard that name in years.

I can't die this young, I've never had an Orange Julius

Wild to think that NASCAR, a pastime born from bootlegging and running from the cops, is almost unanimously embraced by the same kind of people who wear "I Back The Blue" t-shirts

Nice.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! What do I look like? Mother Theresa?

35in' and thrivin'

Everyone keeps telling me to get in shape, so I started doing lunges.


It's a big step forward.

Ed Balls

I took a stunted oath to hush the ones who know.

I don't WANT pigs in a blanket! I want to fight crime!

try to make something idiot-proof and the universe creates a better idiot. It's me. I'm the better idiot.

The Zodiac Killer Dave Mathews Man

The boys are thirsty in Atlanta, and there's beer in Texarkana..