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MalaCloudy Black

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  1. Can you believe that Xavier Woods porno that leaked? New Day Sucks.

    1. badotori

      badotori

      New Day cocks? :/

  2. She's the queen of the silver dollar, and she rules a smoky kingdom - and her scepter is a wine glass, and a barstool is her throne.

  3. 'cause we got a little convoy, rockin' through the night. Yeah, we got a little convoy - ain't she a beautiful sight?

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    2. Not Henry Cavill

      Not Henry Cavill

      Pig Pen, what's your twnety? Omaha?! Well, they oughta know what to do with those hogs out there. Keep the bugs off your glass and the bears off your... tail. This here is Rubber Duck on the side, we gone, bye-bye.

    3. Benji

      Benji

      I can't read those lyrics without thinking of Niner.

    4. 9 to 5
  4. I didn't hate my mother! That was an accident!

  5. On a sunday mornin' sidewalk, I'm wishin' lord that I was stoned - because there's something in a sunday that makes a body feel alone.

  6. Homer Simpson, Smiling Politely.

  7. Yeah, call him drunken Ira Hayes, but his land is just as dry. And his ghost is lyin' thirsty.. in the ditch where Ira died.

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Perhaps the same could be said of ALL religions!

    2. Mick

      Mick

      *BUZZ* JP Sousa, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

    3. Hobo

      Hobo

      More like Drunken Cloudy Hayes, amirite?

  8. No, his mind is not for rent to any god or government!

    1. Mick

      Mick

      *BUZZ* You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

    2. DMN in the House

      DMN in the House

      True story, the Deadsy cover of 'Tom Sawyer' is the ringtone on my phone.

  9. more like corporal malfeansace

  10. Drinking long island iced tea from a bag, just another Wednesday evening.

  11. FACT: Bigfoot HATES dogs. Dogs, even the baddest of them all, FEAR Bigfoot.

  12. Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper.

  13. "Common apocrypha of the Senate holds that he would sit through Senate sessions, boots upon his desk, whittling and sipping from a jug of Old Crow within easy reach."

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      Man, the senate in the 1800s was hella cool.

  14. man I hate hearing my voice played back to me.

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    2. Berober

      Berober

      It tells him everything he knows.

    3. HC

      HC

      That's the radio, Berober.

    4. IDOL

      IDOL

      I used to hate mine as well. Then I got into production and had to voice over commercials. The more I recorded, the better I sounded. Funny how that works. I still hate my laugh when played back though.

  15. I'm enamored by women of possibly ill repute, thus is the quandry I find myself in.

  16. Sycho Sid can go under the ring.

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      and I hear he's quite solid when he goes

  17. ""He frequently embeds messages of black empowerment in his films, which as we all know is just a way for him to coordinate the impeding black revolution rebellion led by Farrakhan, Barack Obama and Ludacris. Spike Lee is the real racist filmmaker here, as his films contain more racism than any of Eastwood's."

    1. MalaCloudy Black

      MalaCloudy Black

      The BLACK REVOLUTION led by Farrakhan, Obama and LUDACRIS.

  18. You can't be any geek off the street. You gotta be handy with the steel, y'know what I mean? Earn your keep.

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