deanitude

I don't see how it's possible for any team to be worse than Derby. They could all just sit on the half way line having a picnic and still scrounge together at least 12 points.

Dave Whelan has always been somewhat of a lunatic. But I can't argue with his approach to season tickets. It costs £250 for the vast majority of Wigan season tickets (unless you go all out for the big expensive stuff) which exactly about £12.50 a game or something. My local team charges £13. And they don't have Mido. Manchester United season tickets cost me a kidney and half of my liver... so here's to Mr. Whelan (hopefully) starting a trend.

I put a tenner on Newcastle to go down... do me proud lads. You've played crap all season, why change now? I can just see the MOTD re-cap now... Newcastle, staring a goal-less draw in the face in the 3rd minute of injury time, get a penalty... Shearer puts himself on to take it and... misses. Now wouldn't that be a truly perfect moment. Shame it has absolutely zero chance of happening... but still. I can dream. Still... if they go down I wouldn't mind taking Bassong off their hands. Or... no wait... that's about the only half-decent player they have. And I'm almost positive he was bought by accident. I reckon Mike Ashley just wanted Boumsong back, but Dennis Wise couldn't spell it.

I like it... but the big question is... what do you guys think? Be gentle with me.