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  1. If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Jesus, did I say that?!

  2. You have three days. If my twenty billion dollars are not delivered by then, the hostages will die, and the world will hold you responsible! 

  3. People think I'm crazy, 
    'Cause I worry all the time. 
    If you paid attention you'd be worried, too. 

    You better pay attention, or this world we love so much might just kill you. 

    1. Mick

      Mick

      I could be wrong now...

    2. Mick

      Mick

      BUT I DON'T THINK SO!

  4. We've got to move these refrigerators, 
    We've got to move these color TVs...

  5. Just a heads-up: That coffee we gave you earlier had fluorescent calcium in it so we can track the neuronal activity in your brain. There's a slight chance the calcium could harden and vitrify your frontal lobe. Anyway, don't stress yourself thinking about it. I'm serious. Visualizing the scenario while under stress actually triggers the reaction.

  6. Hey you. You're finally awake. 

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    2. E X P A N D

      E X P A N D

      NEVUH SHOLD'AVE COME 'ERE

    3. Paton

      Paton

      I am Imperial scum. Punish me, daddy.

    4. E X P A N D

      E X P A N D

      I only punish Thalmor subs oWo.

  7. It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit... And, uh... You know, you'll, uh...

  8. Yeah, yeah, I got it. Ninja-style, right. COME OUT, YOU OLD BASTARD!

  9. What was I laughing at now? ...Oh yes, that crippled Irishman! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  10. STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO! STONE COLD IS COMING TO RAW, WOOOO!
     

    1. MadJack

      MadJack

      *kick* *bam* *stunner*

  11. ...They're callin' again. 

  12. Hello EWB, I'm listening. 

  13. Maybe it's the beer talking Marge but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr...... five dollars??!!!? Get outta here! 

  14. This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!

  15. Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!

  16. Doing nothing tonight? Come watch Christmas shit with me and other people!

    https://www.twitch.tv/maijinhercule

     

  17. My crotch is itchy...

  18. YANG CHAS SOLO CHONE WOOKIEE!

  19. Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?

  20. Quick update on all those pods we were finding in broom closets. Apparently some alien monster was body-snatching board members and spawning Communist replicas. The allegorical threat level on this one's through the roof. Actual threat level's pretty non-existent, though, so we've decided not to do anything about it. If the worst this thing can do is gestate glassy-eyed Yes Men, I say bring it on, Bug-Eyes. I got a whole list of troublemakers you can pod up any time you like.

  21. The King took his head.

    Left him broken and dead.

  22. What are the rules? 

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    2. B-li Manning

      B-li Manning

      When you've just turned black and you can't switch back, well got gotta go and find out the rules.

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Oh I think we just found out a new rule.

    4. Liam Mk2

      Liam Mk2

      Rules?

      Where we're going, we don't need rules. 

  23. GOD DAMNIT, DUTCH! What other errands you got us RUNNING FOR THE DA?!

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