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Mick

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  1. Good idea: Helping your Uncle Jack off a horse. Bad idea: Helping your uncle jack off a horse.

    1. HC

      HC

      Bad Idea: Calling Uncle Jack when you're in trouble with the DEA

    2. MDK

      MDK

      Depends how close you are to your uncle, maybe you are into that sort of thing

  2. Good idea: Having last night's leftovers for dinner. Bad idea: Having last year's leftovers for dinner.

  3. Good idea: Jumping into a clean swimming pool. Bad idea: Jumping into an empty swimming pool.

  4. Good idea: Taking kitty pictures. Bad idea: Taking kiddy pictures.

  5. Good idea: Having sex with your girlfriend. Bad idea: Having sex with your girl's friend.

  6. Good Idea: Dressing as a ghost for Halloween. Bad Idea: Dressing as a ghost in South-Central Detroit.

  7. Good Idea: Dressing as a ghost for Halloween.

  8. Hans...are we the baddies?

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      "All of our art involves comic book villains and we keep threatening women while saying it's about ethics in games journa--"

      *gets shot*

  9. I think I ruined your roommate's bathrobe...

  10. Just a reminder: Don't be a fucking plum.

  11. What's a...pedarast, Walter?

  12. HEY GUYS IS ANYTHING EXCITING HAPPENING WRESTLING-WISE IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS?!

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Check the cale...oh wait....

  13. Boy, Marty and Jennifer McFly are real assholes.

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      I like in the reshoot for II, Doc actually hesitates for a moment on that question as if he's thinking about it.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      And for bonus points, Marty loses what's probably (given the US economy in 2015) a career gig in an illegal scheme. Yep, he's an asshole.

  14. "From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!" Says the guy that just murdered all the kids...

  15. Am I the meanest? Am I the prettiest? Am I the baddest mofo low down around this board?

  16. Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!

  17. The angels are coming for you, but listen, your life could depend on this: don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink!

  18. Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with HIS probate, and he had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water.

    1. jupiterhill

      jupiterhill

      NOT PROSTATE YOU IDIOT, PROBATE!

  19. Excuse me. I'd like to request $17 for a push broom rebristling.

  20. This company is being bled like a stuck pick, Mac, and I've got the paper trail to prove it.

    1. EWB's Best Poster.

      EWB's Best Poster.

      The phrase is usually stuck pig. Hence the blood.

    2. Nerf

      Nerf

      That right there is the mail!

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      There is no Carol in HR!

  21. The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi.

  22. The gun is good. The penis is evil.

  23. Greetings from The Humungus! The Lord Humungus! The Warrior of the Wasteland! The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!

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