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  1. Help, I'm steppin' into the twilight zone Place is a madhouse, feels like being cloned My beacon's been moved under moon and star Where am I to go now that I've gone too far? Soon you will come to know When the bullet hits the bone

  2. Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man! ......OH MY GOD, EINHORN IS A MAN?!

  3. The boys are thirsty in Atlanta, and there's beer in Texarkana!

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    2. Blehschmidt

      Blehschmidt

      You sum bitches couldn't close an umbrella.

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      I find it hard to look at you, Waynette, very hard. Especially when you've got those things in your hair. Makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Savannah.

    4. Noah

      Noah

      “Stay in school. Fight the Power. And don’t do drugs.. . Unless of course you’re doing ’em with me... Never turn down free drugs...”

  4. I may close early today. There's a 15-day wait on the handguns but the rifles you can take right now. You can't do that.

  5. RIP Richard Kiel. Guns don't kill people, YOU kill people.

  6. By Grabthar's hammer... what a savings.

  7. All hail Mick. Mick is life! All hail Mick, Mick is Life! All hail *Chomp*

    1. Mick

      Mick

      Pigeons seem to like the sound of my *CHOMP*

  8. The president has been kidnapped by ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

  9. *BUZZ* You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      *BUZZ* John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

  10. And Monkey's Brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington D.C.

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      Communism was just a red herring.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      Like the Mounties, we always get our man.

    3. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      He threatened to kill me in public.

  11. Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you, I'll have a Duff, and you have one, too.

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      That was my line in the Year 12 yearbook.

    3. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Well, if you insist.....

    4. Yung Lean

      Yung Lean

      Homercles cares not for beans!

  12. Six foot, seven foot, eight foot BUNCH

  13. You know, I'll never forget my old dad. When these things would happen to him... the things he'd say to me.

  14. RIP James Garner.

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    2. Noah

      Noah

      My mum absolutely loved Maverick :(

    3. Meacon Keaton
    4. Hobo

      Hobo

      (The Voice of ) God (in God The Devil and Bob) is dead.

  15. Sin City 2: Pretty Much Sin City 1

  16. Look up! Look down! Now look at Mr. Frying Pan! *CLANG*

  17. Ba-da ba dap dap dap. I! Am! Your singing telegram!

  18. It's all your fault! All your fault! We warned you! We warned you about us!

    1. Noah

      Noah

      Only the status above this one has less point to it.

  19. Lou Thesz shooting me.

  20. WCW? That's WCW spelled backwards, Mike!

    1. brenchill
    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      If only Taz were on commentary in WCW in 1998, so he could point out the OWN is NWO spelled backwards, Mike....er, Tony.

  21. Make a contract with me, and become a magical girl!

    1. Meacon Keaton

      Meacon Keaton

      A "girl of the night" if you wheeeeeeeeel.

    2. Mick

      Mick

      /人 ◕‿‿◕ 人\

  22. And you may ask yourself, well, "How did I get here?"

    1. NobBe Nobbs

      NobBe Nobbs

      Took the Tube. Ten minutes on the Northern line, no problem.

    2. Josh

      Josh

      LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

    3. Chael P. Sonnen

      Chael P. Sonnen

      LET THE WATER HOLD ME DOWN!

  23. RIP Chuck Noll :( .

  24. @!#?@!

    1. LUKIE
    2. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Q-Bert? Dat you cursing up the joint?

    3. Mick

      Mick

      Yes. See, this is why Ellis is typically better than all of you.

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