Chasing Lamely

Lucky bastard. All I got in mine was Madden 07. And it's shit.

Meh. Like it matters. Both work in McDonald's these days anyway.

What he meant to say was "I don't ask for ROMs because that'd be against the rules." Isn't that right? - Love Benji

Oh, yeah. The other guy was Darren Jones. Or something. One of them was somethign Jones

Micah Richards becomes the best right back in the game? I've been playing him centre mid for England.

That's excellent. Where are Hucknall in the league?

I've only got one suggestion. It may or may not work. Arrange a friendly against your youth team. You should beat the living shit out of them. I've found occasionally it can spark a decent run of form.

How's their fitness? Anybody in need of resting?

What's your teamsheet? Chances are they're just not good enough, are too old, or maybe a little slow.

^That's a damn sight better than I got while Southend boss^ Managing Newcastle isn't going so well. I need a massive squad clear out because they're all aging, and my one signing for the season just isn't going to work out. I bought Alan Smith to partner Nicolas Anelka up front. They're not gelling and, as usual, Anelka wants a transfer, just to take the piss a little more. As England boss, things are sucking balls as well. Drew 1-1 with Montenegro in a WCQ, but the friendly I arranged for later that week has restored morale. A 25-0 drubbing of Tajikistan. Including 5 by a guy I gave a random debut (I had my four first choice strikers out injured, so I picked based on form and hoped it came good.) who plays for Staines. He's gonna have something to tell his grandkids: "I played for England once. Scored five goals, too." The kids'll be like "piss off grandad, you never" and he'll show them the tape. That image alone makes it worth it. Fuck knows how badly we'd have done 'em if I'd had Owen, Rooney, Bent and Walcott available.

Link me to FICS. I'm not bad. I'm no Kasparov, but I'll give you a decent game.

GET THE FUCK OUT. How can you even talk about the City fans being the cunts? I don't think I've ever met a Rovers fan who wasn't an arrogant twat, and you really have to rack your brains to find a reason for it.

That's fucking awful. I'm almost tempted to build a port for the XBox Live marketplace now.

Well, I just took over at Newcastle, so I have Gateshead for youngsters and just signed up Grocelin for Work Permits

That's not even his best goal. Dalian scored loads of great ones. His best is from the 92-93 season for villa at home to Liverpool. A defender heads the ball out from a corner, Dean Saunders picks it up and crosses it to Dalian, who's literally stood where the byline meets the edge of the 6 yard box. And he still volleys it home, despite having three defenders and the keeper around him. Not only was it out of the top draw, it was dripping liquid gold.

Wow... that must be from just before kick off, right?

Paul Scholes is so underrated and overlooked it's sickening. In his prime he was certainly World Class, he just wasn't an arrogant prick like most World Class players are, so people overlook him.

It's fucking horrible, though, isn't it? I mean, the team are shit and their fans are cunts, but jesus... make an effort. Ironic that it holds 20,000+ fans though. Espescially when they only get a crowd of 4 every week. All related. And not just by marriage. Althogether now: "Your Uncle is your brother, Your sister is your mother, You like to fuck each other, the City family..."

Where's the fake.inc file?

There's a PSP version? I'm wishing I hadn't thrown my PSP out the window now.

Lol, actuaslly, now you mention it, last time I was in Plymouth I remember thinking "Shit, either the architect was drunk or they need some qualified builders down here." I mean, shit, who designs a building to look like it's falling over? Though, in Plymouth's defence, they built this in Brizzle: Now that is just unforgivable

I kinda agreed with what my Dad said about it....good goal, but with no-one challenging him and the ball coming out to him at a decent height, you'd expect a good player to hit the ball like that. :blink: