Kyle.

I picked this up last Friday, and I have pretty much played nothing else since. I have roughly eight achievements left to get, although one of those is score 5 million in Trick Attack and I have like 4.99 mil so that will be fairly easy.

I'd like to thank Leeds for ensuring that we are the only unbeaten team in the league (until Sunday). Barring a seven goal swing between us and Liverpool, we're also fairly likely to end the weekend still top.

I think it's safe to say I've peaked in life.

"Swansea are also owed 2.0% of the transfer fee" Honestly, if you want the £8 Swansea, you can have it.

That is a next level Spursing.

UP THE ORANGERS COME ON LADS

I'm in a group chat featuring one other Everton fan and a fuck load of Liverpool fans. My notifications are full of bad words. End of the day though, VAR is excellent and it was the right decision.

Today's the day! First time I'll be watching a series of Taskmaster as it airs

Apparently even Danish media were calling it a ridiculous call.

Harry Maguire, that.

The officials appear to be playing on high ping, the time it's taking them to make decisions.

Southampton and West Ham are the other two. I hate this idea, for the record.

Absolutely ludicrous knockout.

The lobby above should be open in two

Anybody around tonight for murdering?