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Anyone seen GhostMachine lately?
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Did he post Scooby Doo porn?
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Curry Man v. American Dragon - who'd? book that
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I don't know, doesn't seem like Jim Neidhart's bag.
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Rib Rolls and Tumbleweed Onions
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I am grey
You can see me safely but if you get anywhere near me without a protective suit you will die in two minutes
I cannot be contained
Destroying me would come at a great cost
What am I?
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Decided to try and help Americans understand cricket, however, I fear it may confuse them more.
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Cricket? Nobody understands cricket. You have to know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.
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So... the John Wick movies are comedies right? Parodies of action movies? Because these movies are just comically absurd.
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The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.
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The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.
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I believe, with good reason, the most unsympathetic Hollywood portrayal of Indians and what they did to the white man. They had no right to a country merely because they were born here and then acted like savages. The white man did not conquer this country. And you're a racist if you object, because it means you believe that certain men are entitled to something because of their race.[26] - Ayn Rand
I’d rather vote for Bob Hope, the Marx Brothers, or Jerry Lewis. I don’t think they’re as funny as Professor Hospers and the Libertarian Party.—Ayn Rand[17] —Gore Vidal, Esquire Magazine, 1961
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I have no mouth, and I must scream.
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There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the words AMERICAN MALES were engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one billionth of the eggs I wykradly mumps at this micro instant for you.
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1. Secure the wrist
2. Break the finger
3. Break the wrist
4. Break the elbow
5. Break the jaw
6. Smash the groin
7. Break the nose
8. Break the knee
9. Break the ribs
10. Re-stomp the groin
11. Knee drop the pelvis
12. Kick the head
13. Stomp the head
14. Stomp the back of the neck
15. Re-stomp the groin
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Welcome to the 31 club @Skummy, But A Country! 🎉
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Fun fact; historians believed that Christ died March 30 33AD. Which means the first Easter happened on April 1st.
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@JTHNumbers2018 No idea.
Also, this was all just a joke anyway, historians ACTUALLY think he died around April 3 or 4.
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