OctoberRaven

Student Loans Paid In Full

He's the man, as you saw, Goro Majima!

Majima Construction!

Today is Friday in California.

holy crap Knightmare was amazing how come we never got this in the US

Rib Rolls and Tumbleweed Onions

Stanley Kubrick is spinning in his grave today.

I am grey

You can see me safely but if you get anywhere near me without a protective suit you will die in two minutes

I cannot be contained

Destroying me would come at a great cost

What am I?

"Raiden should be quieter, angrier, and be a cyborg. And when he's not on screen, everyone should be asking 'Where's Raiden?'"

Somewhere, Heel Turn is celebrating his birthday, probably screaming about how much he hates Jey Uso.

To crush the Rowdies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of Ralph's Mob.

and all the girlies say there was a pretty fly (on a white guy)

Select Cinder. Then on the loading screen, hold right and hit L, R, X, B, Y, A.

As I was going to Derby, 'twas on a market day. I met the finest ram, sir, that ever fed upon hay.

Whoever designed this layout needs to be tried at the Hague.

Tiger Woods Mask

Sure, my dad wants to rule the world, but can you let that get between us girl?

Remember, it's not a Liam Neeson movie unless he's telling someone to move quickly, and that there's no time.

"Are you Freezer?" "...I am *Lord* Freeza, yes." "Oh, good. I'ma deck you in the schnoz."

Also, David Beckham is still the antichrist.

Biannual reminder that Daylight Savings Time has nothing to do with farmers, and everything to do with keeping golf courses open.

The first draft of Karma Chameleon had four karmas in the chorus. But after proofreading, Boy George realized he forgot the Oxford karma.

Things Lance Storm likes:

1) Calgary

2) Brief Pauses

3) Alberta

4) Canada

In this house, Harley Quinn is played by Tara Strong

I mean, it was a good owl, but superb?