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  1. To Do List

    Date With Mschif
    Attend Brunch with John Cena regarding his future.
    Visit Adopted Mom’s grave with Adopted Father
    Attend & Ruin Wrestlemania 27

    1. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Give the positive answer of yes to a WWE contract

    2. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      Classic literature.

  2. but why male models?

     

    1. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Because male cheerleaders are only 16 years old.....wait, that came out wrong. I meant male cheerleaders was done 16 years ago. Also, Vince McMahon likes big, sweaty men. 

    2. OctoberRaven

      OctoberRaven

      Because Vince just watched Zoolander for the first time.

    3. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Silly Gazz, models won't fit in the post.

  3. Anyone seen GhostMachine lately?

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    2. Schlitzbrille
    3. METALMAN

      METALMAN

      This Lineker post is yet another reason why we need an angry react. He shouldn't be granted leave when I had asked him a question and hadn't yet received an answer.

    4. LL!

      LL!

      Feeling a bit worried now. How long has it been?

  4. Is Alice from Bake Off the second most desirable woman who has ever lived?

    1. Roster Depth Sicko No. 2
    2. stokeriño

      stokeriño

      What about Betty Rubble?

    3. Gazz

      Gazz

      I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking about Alice.

  5. PSA: Lineker's gone baby making so some other nonce will need to do the show threads for the forseeable.

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      And his johnson deep in the missus, what multi-tasking.

    3. MDK

      MDK

      Johnson Deep was my favourite Jazz musician 

    4. GA!

      GA!

      John Son Deep is my favourite Tottenham player.

  6. I'm a Wrestlemania equivalent poster.

    1. 9 to 5

      9 to 5

      You shouldn't be so hard on yourself.

  7. I can't access the thread Cymbols has started about not being able to access any threads...

  8. FM19: Mike Newell's Old Boys

  9. Winner of the 2018 FIFA World Cup: Nikolai Volkoff

  10. SOUTHGATE MEANS SOUTHGATE

  11. Have you been drinking, sir?

  12. I'm looking for barn-dwelling raptors of the highest possible quality.

    1. Skummy

      Skummy

      Sorry, I only have this Cross-Eyed Owl.

  13. Hello Benji... You're...really...good...at...turning...me...on...

  14. Photobucket killed the Pentagon.

    1. Lineker
    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Its time for the rematch in the Octagon.

    3. MalaCloudy Black
  15. You da real MVP

  16. #freethekilmarnockone

  17. The Bloodninja Cybering Joke has still never come up...

    1. TEOL

      TEOL

      It still might, though. Keep your robe and wizard hat eternally vigilant.

  18. Judd Apatow make a three hour long movie about it...

    1. King Ellis

      King Ellis

      Sorry, all I saw from the front page was "Anyone want to help my little footballers" and I thought that was a euphemism.

    2. Gazz
  19. EWB has 99 Donators. Who's going to be the magical 100th? Get your wallets out you tight gits.

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    2. kliq

      kliq

      Doesn't even cover the yearly amount of the hosting bill >_>

    3. Benji

      Benji

      How much are you short?

    4. kliq

      kliq

      Not short atm @Benji you lovely little person, this is the time of the year when all the donations renew because of that system glitch a few years back. The shortage ends up being between January & April, like this year.

  20. In Bulgaria, every day is a Royal Rumble. Except Wednesday, that's a Cibernetico.

  21. Star Wars spoilers: Contains stars and wars.

    1. King Ellis
    2. Maxx

      Maxx

      Guess I don't need to fucking go now.  Thanks.

    3. MDK
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