Gazz

And I thought getting Balanta to Newcastle was unrealistic...

Well, considering in that time you'll only get 40 matches...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X96DeMz3mfY Suck it Lineker.

Can someone explain to me how Rangers get wound up, liquidated, reformed as a new company and still seem to have more debt than before?

I dunno, with the angsty female teenage photography student protagonist and twee indie soundtrack, I was half expecting Michael Cera to show up with a mixtape.

I downloaded the demo. It's a bit 'Ellen Page: The video game' but the mechanic seems cool.

Actually, I think Sansa might be taking on the Lady Stoneheart role, obviously not certain aspects of it, but the vengeful character aspect at least.

£51m!

Punk is going to do a run in and Pillmanize Silva.

How much do you reckon he will be valued at tomorrow in the papers as 'Premier League clubs EYE Blades CUP HERO transfer window DEADLINE DAY SWOOP'. £15m?

It'll probably be one of those crap, mid to lower league table managers you had 24 versions of for your 1995/96 Panini sticker album. Dave Bassett or Gerry Francis.

You're tripping balls if you think we're getting de Boer to come in and work as a head coach with no say over incoming or outgoing transfers for a mediocre Premier League team with no hope of getting into Europe. Honestly, if I had to appoint anyone, I'd appoint Eddie Howe.

The Holy Grail!

Supporting this club is a waste of fucking time and money.

Which is probably proof he's got brain damage.

Berober witnessed a cupset!

Fighters don't wear boots. Rumble won't beat Jones, Jones will adapt, take him down at will and slice through his non-existant submission defence.

and two footedly and at least one off his arse.

Even those numbers are ludicrous for a 15 year old. He might be the next Francis Jeffers or Michael Johnson.

£80,000 a week for Odegaard has got to be paper talk bollocks surely?

As a Newcastle fan, I think it's brilliant that we don't try in the cups because the big teams always win.

I would imagine big clubs get offered thousands of players a year, especially any kid with an ounce of potential. Wenger is just confusing 'could of signed him' with 'My email inbox automatically puts them in the junk folder'.

Sounds like that time I had an idea on FM to field a team of eleven Smith's.