Gazz

How many PGMOL apologies is that so far this season? 3 or 4 in 7 game weeks? I reckon the VAR was browsing Reddit during the game and did that thing you do when you're not paying attention on a work Zoom call and blurt out any old shit when someone asks you something.

Everyone knows God supports Roma.

If your foot is high enough to go over the top of the ball and you're leading with your studs, that's a red

Their entire pitch was predicting that Reece James would suffer a muscle injury at some point this season.

He's only had 19 managerial jobs in 14 seasons, including four stints at Audax. Most stable Brazilian football manager.

Paul Dummett is a wall.

Pipe down Grandad, it's all about 'field tilt' now.

Already told you, MDKillers

They won't be saying that when he gets sacked in February

Nick Pope

Spoilers: Max wins by 30 seconds.

Starfield is based in reality, so the only way anyone owns a dream home is if their parents are dead...

Christine Kochanski?

No way is he 16.

He's just announced he's having another kid, so he could do with a pay rise.

Not even the tits?

If Getafe's English Twitter account turned out to be a troll shitposting cybersquatter, I wouldn't be surprised. That's the level they're operating at.

It's Burnley

I don't want to be that guy, but if Man City's second was the other way around, no chance that would have stood.

I feel like Sheffield United vs Everton is the most nailed on 0-0 draw in the history of football.

I still don't know what anyone sees in Neil Maupay.

So Newcastle get allocated the wrong ball, and as a result draw Man City rather than Fulham. Conspiracy.

He's got knee cartilage (or lack of it) that would make Ledley King grimace.

We've all done it Poch. Pressed the wrong button and accidentally relegated someone to the reserves without noticing.