Premier League 2020/21

[Baddar]

Riyad Mahrez and Aymeric Laporte have tested positive for Covid-19.

[DFF]

On 05/09/2020 at 09:34, GA! said:

That's the other aspect I don't get. "I don't trust the government and its overarching powers that debilitates the aspirations of the common man, I better..." *checks notes* "...vote for the far-right". Someone needs to tell them they'll never be successful and never win the Lottery, so socialists are probably their friends.

 

Besides, I look cool in a mask. And not just because my mouth moves weirdly when I talk

Tbh I've seen plenty of the Far (Far Far) Left also refusing the wear masks too. Sort of along the lines of 'It's all being overblown so that the Corporate Govt can run more of your lives' etc etc. 

It's exhausting. 

[Colly]

BREAKING: All the ruddy football is going to be on the ruddy telly.

[Hobo]

17 minutes ago, Colly said:

BREAKING: All the ruddy football is going to be on the ruddy telly.

 

[Baddar]

Le Tiss and Phil Thompson have been replaced by Tony Pulis and Glen Johnson.

For this week at least...

[Colly]

I wonder if all the replacements will rhyme?

[Gazz]

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Newcastle United can confirm that the Premier League has rejected a takeover bid made by PCP Capital Partners, the Reuben Brothers and the Public Investment Fund of Saudi Arabia (PIF) based on its Owners and Directors test.

This conclusion has been reached despite the club providing the Premier League with overwhelming evidence and legal opinions that PIF is independent and autonomous of the Saudi Arabian government.

The club and its owners do not accept that Premier League chief executive Richard Masters and the Premier League have acted appropriately in relation to this matter and will be considering all relevant options available to them.

Mike Ashley understands fans’ frustrations and would like to reassure them that he has been fully committed to ensuring this takeover process reached completion as he felt it was in the best interests of the club. Mike continues to be fully supportive to Steve Bruce, the players and all the staff and wishes them well for the upcoming season.

If we win, we get a 50pt headstart this season.

Still finish 5th.

[METALMAN]

The main reason I started this thread was so I could change the title to something else once it becomes really popular. This is what I’m looking forward to most about the coming Premier League season.

[King Ellis]

1 hour ago, metalman said:

The main reason I started this thread was so I could change the title to something else once it becomes really popular. This is what I’m looking forward to most about the coming Premier League season.

Like, suddenly it changes to Premier League 94/95 and we have to talk about how great SAS are doing? Or just something completely removed from sports entirely like 'metalman's Cheese and Wine Emporium'?

[Baddar]

Mikel Arteta has been relieved of his duties as Head Coach of Arsenal.

He's now the First Team Manager instead. 

[GA!]

18 hours ago, King Ellis said:

Like, suddenly it changes to Premier League 94/95 and we have to talk about how great SAS are doing? Or just something completely removed from sports entirely like 'metalman's Cheese and Wine Emporium'?

I like Wimbledon's long-term prospects.

[METALMAN]

You'll see. Not giving any secrets away now. But you'll all love it.

[Kaney]

4 hours ago, Baddar said:

Mikel Arteta has been relieved of his duties as Head Coach of Arsenal.

He's now the First Team Manager instead. 

This is the most clickbait-y post I've seen on here, well done. Just need to randomly capitalise some words in the first sentence and you'd get a job for buzzfeed no problem.

[Naitch]

Mikel Arteta RELIEVED of his Duties as Arsenal Head Coach. You won't Believe who's Replacing Him!

[Gazz]

1 hour ago, Naitch said:

Mikel Arteta RELIEVED of his Duties as Arsenal Head Coach. You won't Believe who's Replacing Him!

Above a picture of Arsene Wenger for absolutely no reason.

[FLiam]

Do you have the talent to replace Arteta as Arsenal coach? 

Choose your favourite Disney characters to find out! 

[Lineker]

 

[Gazz]

Just over 12 hours to go till the FPL deadline and I've got my backline sorted...

[Lineker]

 

[Baddar]

Myke would have appreciated this one.