Premier League 2020/21

[Benjamin]

Honestly feel a bit bad for Kepa, he keeps making really shit mistakes. Mane is just deadly, though. 

Thiago is utter motherfucking class, though. Every move he makes is just 

33 minutes ago, Mx. Canadian Destroyer said:

Really? I feel like it was a bad call. There's no guarantee that Mane scores on that.

Maybe you’re right. Looked like Mane was 100% going to get that for me. 

[Szumi]

Well done Alisson!

[Benjamin]

Alisson with two great saves.

[Nerf]

Thiago is fucking ridiculous. What a baller.

[FestiveJack]

Did give away a penalty though... 

[Benjamin]

1 minute ago, MadJack said:

Did give away a penalty though... 

“He made a quick friend in Alisson” or however the commentator said it had me in stitches. 

[Colly]

Friend of Alisson was definitely a 70s secret slang term used by lesbians.

[Gazz]

There's no way any of Alisson's female friends are lesbians. Maybe before they met him, but not now. Have you looked into his eyes? Guy's a dreamboat.

[Tigerstyle]

Those passing stats on Thiago, a man who must’ve trained with Liverpool 2/3 times are mad.

More successful passes than any Chelsea player all game, most successful passes for a player who played just one half of a Premier League game since they started collating stats.

[Colly]

Surely even with the new "random line on your arm" definition that's a handball by Wood? Harsh of course but thems the rules.

[OctoberRaven]

In US footy, this would be a straight red.... for headbutting.

[Lineker]

 

[Baddar]

Hopefully they've switched on the goal line tech for this one...

[FLiam]

Absolutely top penalty save from Martinez. What a lad.

[FestiveJack]

Roman Abramovich held third party ownership rights in players that played against Chelsea

[gunnar hendershow]

9 minutes ago, MadJack said:

Roman Abramovich held third party ownership rights in players that played against Chelsea

This links to a Todd Howard video, who truly is everywhere.

[Cymbols]

24 minutes ago, Liam Mk2 said:

Absolutely top penalty save from Martinez. What a lad.

I love him already. Granted, I’ve probably said that about the last four keepers we’ve had on opening day. But fifth time lucky, am I right? (Five different keepers in five opening games, which doesn’t even include Kalinic, Nyland, or two other trash keepers we’ve had. Problem position is an understatement.)

[FestiveJack]

8 minutes ago, damsher hatfield said:

This links to a Todd Howard video, who truly is everywhere.

Fixed >_>

[Benjamin]

Ake starting alongside Stones. Is Laporte injured again or something?

[Cymbols]

2 minutes ago, Benjamin said:

Ake starting alongside Stones. Is Laporte injured again or something?

Positive covid test recently I believe. 
 

Really pleased to get the season up and running with a W. Struggled to break Sheffield down, but they sat deep having gone a man down, so no real surprise there.