EWBFF Edward Cullen League

[Maxx]

 

A curse has befallen our fantasy football landscape!  The players on our team are no longer safe, seemingly being picked off one by one to serve a nefarious purpose: Helping some blood sucking freak win the championship!  Can we rally together to rise up and defeat this menace?  Maybe but like...kinda want to win that title for myself, ya know.  So how about we all just do our own thing and hope for the best?  What could wrong?

Welcome to the inaugural EWBFF Vampire League.  Since it's so new and shiny it made sense to use the first name to honor one sparkly boi, Edward Cullen.  Let's go over the rules again:
 

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• It's a 10 team league but the draft only has 9 teams. 
• One randomly selected player is the vampire, who sits out the draft and has to build their team based on what is left on the waiver wire after the draft. 
• During the draft the vampire will just be assigned terrible filler players.  
• All non vampire teams can only build their team through the draft.  After that's done, there's no changing your teams, the waiver wire is off limits for anyone but the vampire, trades are not allowed.
• Each week if the vampire beats their opponent, they get to take one player off that team's starting roster in exchange for a player off their own starting roster.  Must be same position swaps, so RB for RB, WR for WR.
• Vampire tries to get stronger each week and win the league, while everyone else fights for survival.
• Whoever comes in last place gets to be the vampire the next year, assuming we do it again.

 

I'm going to defer to @Lineker to run a draft order for us, since I want to a shot at being the vampire, but also want this to look impartial.

Roster Spots
1 QB
1 RB
2 WR/TE
1 WR/RB/TE
1 Kicker
1 Defense
5 Bench Spots

Choose wisely, that's all we get!

@Pooker is a vampire!  Let us shun him from our draft!  Which we will need to start like right now. @DMN get us going. 
(Pooker I'll be throwing putting in super low ranked placeholders for your team when I enter the draft order, then you can just fill it up with whoever you actually want)

Consolation Round
1. LL- Travis Etienne's INJ- Ryan Succop, K, Buccaneers
2. Jake- JK Dobbins out, Gus Edwards in

Round 1
1. DMN- Christian McCaffery, RB, Panthers
2. Srar- Derrick Henry, RB, Titans
3. LL- Alvin Kamara, RB, Saints
4. Lint- Dalvin Cook, RB, Vikings
5. Berober- Davante Adams, WR, Packers
6. Maxx- Ezekiel Elliot, RB, Cowboys
7. Livid- Jonathan Taylor, RB, Colts
8. DYSI- Austin Ekeler, RB, Chargers
9. Jake O Rhodes- Justin Jefferson, WR, Vikings

Round 2
1. Jake O Rhodes- Stefon Diggs, WR, Bills
2. DYSI- Travis Kelce, TE, Chiefs
3. Livid- Tyreek Hill, RB, Chiefs
4. Maxx- Nick Chubb, RB, Browns
5. Berober- Aaron Jones, RB, Packers
6. Lint- DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Cardinals
7. LL- Calvin Ridley, WR, Falcons
8. Srar- Saquon Barkley, RB, Giants
9. DMN- Josh Jacobs, RB, Raiders

Round 3
1. DMN- Darren Waller, TE, Raiders
2. Srar- AJ Brown, WR, Titans
3. LL- Patrick Mahomes, QB, Chiefs
4. Lint- Tom Brady, QB, Buccaneers
5. Berober- Josh Allen, QB, Bills
6. Maxx- DK Metcalf, WR, Seahawks
7. Livid- Antonio Gibson, RB, Football Team
8. DYSI- Terry McClaurin, WR, Football Team
9. Jake O Rhodes- JK Dobbins, RB, Ravens

Round 4
1. Jake O Rhodes- Clyde Edwards-Helaire, RB, Chiefs
2. DYSI- Kyler Murray, QB, Cardinals
3. Livid- Allen Robinson, WR, Chicago
4.  Maxx- Keenan Allen, WR, Chargers
5. Berober- Chris Carson, RB, Seahawks
6. Lint- CeeDee Lamb, WR, Cowboys
7.  LL- Joe Mixon, RB, Bengals
8. Srar- Chris Godwin, WR, Buccaneers
9. DMN- Aaron Rodgers, QB, Packers

Round 5
1. DMN- Mike Evans, WR, Buccaneers
2. Srar- Darrell Henderson RB, Rams
3. LL- George Kittle, TE, 49ers
4. Lint- Mark Andrewes, TE, Ravens
5. Berober- Amari Cooper, WR, Cowboys
6. Maxx- Najee Harris, RB, Steelers
7. Livid- Lamar Jackson, QB, Ravens
8. DYSI- Robert Woods, WR, Rams
9. Jake O Rhodes- David Montgomery, RB, Bears

Round 6
1. Jake O Rhodes- DJ Moore, WR, Panthers
2. DYSI- Tyler Lockett, WR, Seahawks
3. Livid- Brandon Aiyuk, WR, 49ers
4.  Maxx- Julio Jones, WR, Titans
5. Berober- Cooper Kupp, WR, Rams
6. Lint- Miles Sanders, RB, Eagles
7.  LL- Dionte Johnson, WR, Steelers
8. Srar- Russell Wilson, QB, Seahawks
9. DMN- Myles Gaskin, RB, Dolphins

Round 7
1. DMN- Kenny Golladay, WR, Giants
2. Srar- Adam Thielen, WR, Vikings
3. LL- Travis Etienne, RB, Jaguars
4. Lint- Mike Davis, RB, Falcons
5. Berober- Odell Beckham, Jr.,  WR, Browns
6. Maxx- Dak Prescott, QB, Cowboys
7. Livid- Kyle Pitts, TE, Falcons
8. DYSI- D'Andre Swift, RB, Lions
9. Jake O Rhodes- Justin Herbert, QB, Chargers

Round 8
1. Jake O Rhodes- Washington Defense
2. DYSI- Indianapolis Defense
3. Livid- Trey Sermon, RB, 49ers
4.  Maxx- Ryan Tannehill, QB, Titans
5. Berober- Tampa Bay Defense
6. Lint- Philadelphia Defense
7.  LL- JuJu Smith-Schuster, WR, Steelers
8. Srar- Javonte Williams, RB, Broncos
9. DMN- Melvin Gordon, RB, Broncos

Round 9
1. DMN- Jarvis Landry, WR, Browns
2. Srar- Los Angeles Rams Defense
3. LL- Deebo Samuel, WR, 49ers
4. Lint- Antonio Brown, WR, Buccaneers
5. Berober- Chase Edmunds, RB, Cardinals
6. Maxx- Pittsburgh Defense
7. Livid- Robby Anderson, WR, Panthers
8. DYSI- Kareem Hunt, RB, Browns
9. Jake O Rhodes- Tee Higgins, WR, Bengals

Round 10
1. Jake O Rhodes- Justin Tucker, K, Ravens
2. DYSI- Harrison Butker, K, Chiefs
3. Livid- San Francisco Defense
4.  Maxx- Baltimore Defense
5. Berober- Younghoe Koo, K, Falcons
6. Lint- Jason Myers, K, Seahawks
7.  LL- Buffalo Bills Defense
8. Srar- Justin Fields, QB, Bears
9. DMN- James Robinson, RB, Jaguars

Round 11
1. DMN- Daniel Carlson, K, Raiders
2. Srar- Ronald Jones, RB, Buccaneers
3. LL- Zack Moss, RB, Bills
4. Lint- Jalen Hurts, QB, Eagles
5. Berober- Matt Stafford, QB, Rams
6. Maxx- Brandon McManus, K, Broncos
7. Livid- Trey Lance, QB, 49ers
8. DYSI- Joe Burrow, QB, Bengals
9. Jake O Rhodes- Tua Tagovialoa, QB, Dolphins

Round 12
1. Jake O Rhodes- Jason Sanders, K, Dolphins
2. DYSI- Rodrigo Blankenship, K, Colts
3. Livid- DJ Chark, WR, Jaguars
4.  Maxx- Tyler Bass, K, Bills
5. Berober- Christian Kirk, WR, Cardinals
6. Lint- Brandin Cooks, WR, Texans
7.  LL- Trevor Lawrence, QB, Jaguars
8. Srar- Graham Gano, K, Giants
9. DMN- New England Defense

[Lineker]

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There were 10 items in your list. Here they are in random order:

DMN
Srar
LL
Lint
Berober
Maxx
Livid
DYSI
Jake O Rhodes
Pooker

Timestamp: 2021-08-12 00:52:09 UTC

 

[livid]

There should be an actual TE position in this league at least. Makes it more fun. 

[DMN in the House]

Christian McCaffrey, HB, Panthers

@Your Mom

[Pooker]

Woo hoo! This is going to be fun.

[Maxx]

19 minutes ago, livid said:

There should be an actual TE position in this league at least. Makes it more fun. 

[livid]

56 minutes ago, Maxx said:

[Your Mom]

Sorry for the hold up. Been busy

 

Derrick Henry RB TEN

 

@LL!

[LL!]

AAAAAALVIIIIN Kamara, RB, Saints

@Lint

[Lint]

Dalvin Cook, RB, Vikings

@Ace Berimmer

 

[Berober]

Davante Adams, WR

Also; are we doing A-League scoring for this?

@Maxx

[Maxx]

6 minutes ago, Ace Berimmer said:

Davante Adams, WR

Also; are we doing A-League scoring for this?

@Maxx

5 points for QB TDs, 7 for any other player TD.  Half point PPR, with fractional scoring. Everything else has remained standard besides adding negative points for missed short field goals and xtra points. 

Ezekiel Elliot, RB, Cowboys

@livid

[livid]

Jonathan Taylor, RB, Colts

@DYSI

[DYSI]

RB A. Ekeler - LAC

@Jake O. Rhodes x2

[jrhodes]

Justin Jefferson, WR, Vikings

Stefon Diggs, WR, Bills

@DYSI

[DYSI]

TE T. Kelce

@livid

[livid]

Tyreek Hill, WR, Chiefs

@Maxx

[Maxx]

Nick Chubb, RB, Browns

@Ace Berimmer

[Berober]

Aaron Jones, RB

@Lint

[Lint]

Tyreek Hill, WR Chiefs

@LL!