EWBFF David LaFleur League (A League)

[Maxx]

 

It's our 18th year, we're finally legal, so cigarettes and pornography for everyone!  This year our busts of honor are tight end themes because I'm finally allowing that cursed position to come back.  Note that even when it comes to busts, the tight end position is pretty unremarkable.   Ours is David LaFleur who came in with such high hopes and showed some promise before fizzling out quickly.  Just like damshow's team every year!  ZING ENEMY DAMSHOW ZING!  David LaFleur's career is nothing like Srar's, who claimed a record 4th championship last year.  She is inevitable.   We've slimmed down to 10 teams this year, saying goodbye to Lineker, for this season, and exorcising B Leaguers from our ranks entirely.   With 10 teams, comes the equally praised and reviled return of two starting QBs!  Sorry haters, it's how I've made the tight end position more palatable.

I've tweaked scoring a bit to blunt the impact of two QBs, lowering their TDs to 5 points and upping their points per yard from 25 to 30.  There will be a soft rule of 3 QBs per roster.  Obviously some exceptions will pop up due to injuries and bye weeks, etc where you might have to have 4 on your rosters.  Just please keep try to keep it to 3 whenever possible, I'll police it as needed.  That plea is for everyone but especially Livid   We're also shifting to fractional points now that I expect HC won't be around enough to gloat about the change, which makes the .5 points per reception factor in much more accurately.  

We will be drafting for:
 

Spoiler

2 QBs
2 RBs
2 WRs
1 TE
1 RB/WR/TE
1 K
1 DEF
6 Bench Spots

Round 1
1. Plubby- Jonathan Taylor, RB, Colts
2. Livid- Josh Allen, QB, Bills
3. Busch- Patrick Mahomes, QB, Chiefs
4. Srar- Austin Ekeler, RB, Chargers
5. Dragsy- Derrick Henry, RB, Titans
6. Lowerdeck- Justin Herbert, QB, Chargers
7. DMN- Najee Harris, RB, Steelers
8. LL- Joe Burrow, QB, Bengals
9. Maxx- Cooper Kupp, WR, Rams
10. Damshow- Lamar Jackson, QB, Ravens

Round 2
1. Damshow- Christian McCaffrey, RB, Panthers
2. Maxx- Justin Jefferson, WR, Vikings
3. LL- Ja'Marr Chase, WR, Bengals
4. DMN- Davante Adams, WR, Raiders
5. Lowerdeck- Dalvin Cook, RB, Vikings
6. Dragsy- Joe Mixon, RB, Bengals
7. Srar- Stephon Diggs, WR, Bills
8. Busch- Deebo Samuel, WR, 49ers
9. Livid- D'Andre Swift, RB, Lions
10. Plubby- Travis Kelce, TE, Chiefs

Round 3
1. Plubby- Mike Evans, WR, Buccaneers
2. Livid- Aaron Jones, RB, Packers
3. Busch- Kyler Murray, QB, Cardinals
4. Srar- Nick Chubb, RB, Browns
5. Dragsy- Dak Prescott, QB, Cowboys
6. Lowerdeck- Ceedee Lamb, WR, Cowboys
7. DMN- Leonard Fournette, RB, Buccaneers
8. LL- Tyreek Hill, WR, Dolphins
9. Maxx- Alvin Kamara, RB, Saints
10. Damshow- Keenan Allen, WR, Chargers

Round 4
1. Damshow- Mark Andrews, TE, Ravens
2. Maxx- Tom Brady, QB, Buccaneers
3. LL- AJ Brown, WR, Eagles
4. DMN- Kyle Pitts, TE, Falcons
5. Lowerdeck- Saquon Barkley, RB, Giants
6. Dragsy- George Kittle, TE, 49ers
7. Srar-  Jalen "ow that" Hurts, QB, Eagles
8. Busch- Javonte Williams, RB, Broncos
9. Livid- Michael Pittman, Jr. WR, Colts
10. Plubby- Russell Wilson, QB, Broncos

Round 5
1. Plubby- Ayahuasca Rodgers, QB, Packers
2. Livid- Trey Lance, QB, 49ers
3. Busch- James Conner, RB, Cardinals
4. Srar- Tee Higgins, WR, Bengals
5. Dragsy- DK Metcalf, WR, Seahawks
6. Lowerdeck- Courtland Sutton, WR, Broncos
7. DMN- Derek Carr, QB, Raiders
8. LL- Cam Akers, RB, Rams
9. Maxx- Matthew Stafford, QB, Rams
10. Damshow- Matt Ryan, QB, Colts

Round 6
1. Damshow- Elijah Mitchell, RB, 49ers
2. Maxx- Breece Hall, RB, Jets
3. LL- Dalton Shultz, TE, Cowboys
4. DMN- Kirk Cousins, QB, Vikings
5. Lowerdeck- DJ Moore, WR, Panthers
6. Dragsy- David Montgomery, RB, Bears
7. Srar- Ezekiel Elliott, RB, Cowboys
8. Busch- Jaylen Waddle, WR, Dolphins
9. Livid- Darren Waller, TE, Raiders
10. Plubby- Travis Etienne, RB, Jaguars

Round 7
1. Plubby- Mike Williams, WR, Chargers
2. Livid- AJ Dillon, RB, Packers
3. Busch- JK Dobbins, RB, Ravens
4. Srar- Justin Fields, QB, Da Bears
5. Dragsy- Terry McLaurin, WR, Commies
6. Lowerdeck- Brandin Cooks, WR, Texans
7. DMN- Allen Robinson, WR, Rams
8. LL- Josh Jacobs, RB, Raiders
9. Maxx- Michael Thomas, WR, Saints
10. Damshow- Clyde Edwards-Helaire, RB, Chiefs

Round 8
1. Damshow- Adam Thielen, WR, Vikings
2. Maxx- Devin Singletary, RB, Bills
3. LL- Rashod Bateman, WR, Ravens
4. DMN- Amari Cooper, WR, Browns
5. Lowerdeck- Antonio Gibson, RB, Commies
6. Dragsy- Gabriel Davis, WR, Bills
7. Srar- Jerry Jeudy, WR, Broncos
8. Busch- Dionte Johnson, WR, Steelers
9. Livid- Darnell Mooney, WR, Bears
10. Plubby- Marquise Brown, WR, Cardinals

Round 9
1. Plubby- Damien Harris, RB, Patriots
2. Livid- Brandon Aiyuk, WR, 49ers
3. Busch- Chris Godwin, WR, Buccaneers
4. Srar- Dallas Goedert, TE, Eagles
5. Dragsy- Mac Jones, QB, Patriots
6. Lowerdeck- Jameis Winston, QB, Saints
7. DMN- DeAndre Hopkins, WR, Cardinals
8. LL- Tua Tagovialoa, QB, Dolphins
9. Maxx- JuJu Smith-Schuster, WR, Chiefs
10. Damshow- Allen Lazard, WR, Packers

Round 10
1. Damshow- Jalen Tolbert, WR, Cowboys
2. Maxx- Zach Ertz, TE, Cardinals
3. LL- Pat Freiermuth, TE, Steelers
4. DMN- Rashaad Penny, HB, Seahawks
5. Lowerdeck- Amon-Ra St. Brown, WR, Lions
6. Dragsy- Melvin Gordon, RB, Broncos
7. Srar- Trevor Lawrence, "QB", Jaguars
8. Busch- TJ Hockenson, TE, Lions
9. Livid- Rhamondre Stevenson, RB, Patriots
10. Plubby- Miles Sanders, RB, Eagles

Round 11
1. Plubby- Ryan Tannehill, QB, Titans
2. Livid- Christian Kirk, WR, Jaguars
3. Busch- Cordarrelle Patterson, RB, Falcons
4. Srar- Buffalo Bills Defense
5. Dragsy- Tony Pollard, RB, Cowboys
6. Lowerdeck- Chase Edmonds, RB, Dolphins
7. DMN- Zach Wilson, QB, Jets
8. LL- James Cook, RB, Bills
9. Maxx- Kareem Hunt, RB, Browns
10. Damshow- Jared Goff, QB, Lions

Round 12
1. Damshow- Nyheim Hines, RB, Colts
2. Maxx- Baker Mayfield, QB, Panthers
3. LL- Elijah Moore, WR, Jets
4. DMN- James Robinson, RB, Jaguars
5. Lowerdeck- Tampa Bay Buccaneers Defense
6. Dragsy- Russell Gage, WR, Buccaneers
7. Srar- DeVonta Smith, WR, Eagles
8. Busch- Drake London, WR, Falcons
9. Livid- Cole Kmet, TE, Bears
10. Plubby- Kenneth Walker III, RB, Seattle

Round 13
1. Plubby- Hunter Renfrow, WR, Raiders
2. Livid- Davis Mills, QB, Texans
3. Busch- Daniel Jones, QB, Giants
4. Srar- Dameon Pierce, RB, Texans
5. Dragsy- Dawson Knox, TE, Bills
6. Lowerdeck- San Francisco Defense
7. DMN- Indianapolis Colts Defense
8. LL- New England Patriots Defense
9. Maxx- Isiah Pacheco, RB, Chiefs
10. Damshow- Gerald Everett, TE, Chargers

Round 14
1. Damshow- Denver Broncos Defense
2. Maxx- Jakobi Meyers, WR, Patriots
3. LL- George Pickens, WR, Steelers
4. DMN- Daniel Carlson, K, Raiders
5. Lowerdeck- Hunter Henry, TE, Patriots
6. Dragsy- Marcus Mariota, QB, Falcons
7. Srar- Mike Gesicki, TE, Dolphins
8. Busch- Justin Tucker, K, Ravens
9. Livid- Jameson Williams, WR, Lions
10. Plubby- Tyler Higbee, TE, Rams

Round 15
1. Plubby- Tyler Bass, K, Bills
2. Livid- Cincinnati Bengals Defense
3. Busch- New Orleans Saints Defense
4. Srar- Evan McPherson, K, Bengals
5. Dragsy- Philadelphia Eagles Defense
6. Lowerdeck- Tyler Allgeier, RB, Falcons
7. DMN- Davante Parker, WR, Patriots
8. LL- Damien Williams, RB, Falcons
9. Maxx- Los Angeles Chargers Defense
10. Damshow- Matt Gay, K, Rams

Round 16
1. Damshow- Kenny Golladay, WR, Giants
2. Maxx- Harrison Butker, K, Chiefs
3. LL- Matt Prater, K, Cardinals
4. DMN- Zaire White, RB, Raiders
5. Lowerdeck- Ryan Succop, K, Buccaneers
6. Dragsy- Rodrigo Blankenship, K, Colts
7. Srar- Isiah McKenzie, WR, Bills
8. Busch- Chris Olave, WR, Saints
9. Livid- Jason Sanders, K, Dolphins
10. Plubby- Los Angeles Rams Defense

[livid]

Hey I only do what the app allows me to! Blame Yahoo if you want to blame anybody.

Josh Allen, QB, Bills 

@CM Busch

[Maxx]

Yes well I can't make the app limit your QBs to 3, so I'm appealing to your sense of decency.

[livid]

Weird, you can on ESPN. 

[The Buscher]

Patrick Mahomes, QB, Kansas City Chiefs

@Your Mom

[Your Mom]

Austin Ekeler RB LAC

Sorry I don't know Drags' username offhand I just wanted to get my pick in while I saw this. Someone tag him please  

[Maxx]

@Cactus Drags

[Cactus Drags]

Derrick Henry, RB, TEN

 

@Lowerdeck

[Lowerdeck]

Justin Herbert

@DMN in the House

[DMN in the House]

Najee Harris, RB, Pittsburgh

@LL!

[LL!]

Joe Burrow, QB, Bengals

@Maxx

[Maxx]

Cooper Kupp, WR, Rams

@damhausen

[gunnar hendershow]

Lamar Jackson, QB, Baltimore Ravens

Christian McCaffrey, RB, Carolina Panthers

@Maxx

[Maxx]

Justin Jefferson, WR, Vikings

@LL!

[LL!]

Ja'Marr Chase, WR, Bengals

 

@DMN in the House

Going all in on Cincy, baby!

[DMN in the House]

Davante Adams, WR, Las Vegas

 

@Lowerdeck

[Lowerdeck]

Doesn't look like anyone took Dalvin Cook yet

@Cactus Drags

[Cactus Drags]

Joe Mixon , RB, Bengals

 

@Your Mom

[Your Mom]

Stefon Diggs WR BUF

 

@CM Busch

[The Buscher]

Deebo Samuel, WR, San Francisco 49ers

@livid