Storyline Ideas

[Guest 12characters]

I'm making an RPG with the Beatles as the main characters, specifically Ringo. I got a bit of a storyline, but I need Help! (pun intended) Here's what I got so far:

- The Beatles get high and lose their way. They need to get back to Abbey Road to record their album

- But an evil band of misfits is trying to stop them

- The plot thickens when one of the Beatles swerves them because he just wants to get back to his boat building course at Auckland Uni

- THEN a double swerve as Auckland Uni is not actually a place, but is just a landfill or something. Mind games on behalf of the evil band

- THEN Paul becomes a complete wimp as he just wants to settle down with his wife. You obviously have to kick his ass to stop being a pussy and get him to come back to Abbey Road with you

I NEEEEEED SOME IDEAS! As coked up, random and crazy as possible please.

[K]

The evil band of misfits, should actually be the band called the Misfits.

[Guest 12characters]

The evil band of misfits, should actually be the band called the Misfits.

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[DMN in the House]

Because The Beatles absolutely fucking suck.

[tristy]

Because The Beatles absolutely fucking suck.

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[Guest 12characters]

Because The Beatles absolutely fucking suck.

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[Guest elJoJo]

The evil band should be the Monkees.

[Underage Politician]

Band chasing them should be Monkees or Jet or some other shameless rip off, led by super villain couple Mark David Chapman and Yoko Ono.

[ROC]

There should be a plot twist near the end where Patrick Bateman from American Psycho kills both bands.

Yeah, I'm in an Ellis state of mind.

[Guest Locutus of Borg]

Someone obviously read the latest issue of GamePro.

[The Hardcore Canuck]

Because The Beatles absolutely fucking suck.

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Do not.

Why does no-one have any creativeness anymore? At EWB III this thread would have had tons of replies. I blame Canada.

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[Underage Politician]

Those Canucks sure are touchy, eh.

[MalaCloudy Black]

Those Canucks sure are touchy, eh.

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Ya sure are right there, eh. Ya up for some pancakes and afterwards we can chop down a few trees and use the sap from them for the syrup on our pancakes, eh?

In all seriousness (eh) You should use Keith's idea and use The Misfits. That'd be cool.

And then have Ringo marry a horrificly disfigured woman out of pity.

[Animal]

When they reach the studio you should have the band of misfits summon an evil creature who likes trance music and wants to kill everything and everyone who crosses him.

[R.W.]

Have Thomas The Tank Engine massacre them all, screaming "I'll give you Fat Controller Starkey!"

[Godfatha]

Those Canucks sure are touchy, eh.

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Ya sure are right there, eh. Ya up for some pancakes and afterwards we can chop down a few trees and use the sap from them for the syrup on our pancakes, eh?

In all seriousness (eh) You should use Keith's idea and use The Misfits. That'd be cool.

And then have Ringo marry a horrificly disfigured woman out of pity.

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[Guest Downloading_Man]

I'm British (English) so I should love the Beatles...but I don't. In my opinion they sucked. I've seen recordings of their live performances and was shocked by how unproffesional they were, as they spent most of the time laughing and smiling at each other. Add to that I've never heard a Beatles song I like (Imagine = Good, Yesterday = OK), and that, in a nutshell is why I agree with earlier posts saying they suck.

And to all you Americans lay off Canada. Your mocking always seems to be economy related (How weak the Canadian Dollar is), or sport related (Ice Hockey)

Well here are some facts:

The British Pound Sterling kicks the ass of every other currency on the planet, US Dollar included

In America 11,000 people are shot dead each year. No other country on the planet has a rate higher than 175...(Can you spot the massive difference)...Not even UK, unless you all of our soldiers that were taken out by the 'friendly fire' of incompetant American 'soldiers'.

You mock Canada about Ice hockey yet neither of you can play the most popular sport on the planet: Football (Not the version were you run with it in your hands, but propper (Soccer) football)

The most technically skilled wrestler of all time was Canadian (Bret Hart)

The best wrestler ever was British (Dynamite Kid)

You mock Canadians, yet cannot mock the people who your government claims commited 9/11, and leads you to war against, because of ridiculous levels of political correctness.

In Britain our Leader (Tony Blair, not the Queen) lies to us, and everyone, even his own party knows it. In America Bush, a man that wasn't even elected properly, deals out a combo of lies and his own stupidity...and your still going to re-elect him.

Britain isn't too hot right now, but what Americans need to realise is it's easy to look down on the world and laugh, but maybe you should realise that they're laughing even harder at you.

Edited September 27, 2004 by Downloading_Man

[R.W.]

Wow.

It's like a whole new level of irrelevance.

Let us return to 12vy's Beatles RPG before this kicks off into a boring "my country is better than yours" argument.

One of the scenarios has to involve a Walrus. Preferably with sunglasses and a cigar.

Edited September 27, 2004 by Rabid Wolverine

[DMN in the House]

Wow.

It's like a whole new level of irrelevance.

Let us return to 12vy's Beatles RPG before this kicks off into a boring "my country is better than yours" argument.

One of the scenarios has to involve a Walrus. Preferably with sunglasses and a cigar.

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And a carpenter, and clams.

And for the record, Bret Hart wasn't the best technical wrestler ever, Chris Benoit is, so at least you got the Canadian part right. And Ric Flair is the best wrestler ever, Dynamite Kid couldn't work the stick or carry a broomstick like Flair could.

In short, you fucking suck, the Beatles fucking suck, England fucking sucks, and I like Canada, I share their dismay at the stupid fucking NHL.