Top 10 Worst Celeb Baby Names

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10. Rumer Glenn, Tallulah Belle and Scout LaRue, daughters of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore

9. Jett, son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston

8. Diezel and Denim, sons of Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis

7. Prince Michael, Prince Michael II (AKA Blanket), and Paris Michael, children of Michael Jackson

6. Speck Wildhorse and Hud, sons of John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin

5. Pilot Inspektor, son of Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

4. Tu Morrow, daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre (seriously)

3. Audio Science, son of Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton

2. Moon Unit, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, Dweezil, and Diva, children of Frank Zappa

1. Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Pixie, daughters of the late Paula Yates (Tiger Lily's dad is the late Michael Hutchence; Bob Geldof is father to the other three)

Dishonorable Mention: Zowie (son of David Bowie -- he later changed his name to Joe before settling on Duncan); Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q (son of Bono), Banjo (son of Rachel Griffiths), Jaz (daughter of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf), Romeo and Brooklyn (sons of Victoria and David Beckham), Aurelius (son of Elle Macpherson), Lyric and Zephyr (daughter and son of Robby Benson), Hopper (son of Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn), Kyd (son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni), Reignbeau and Freedom (daughter and son of Ving Rhames), and (gulp) Jermajesty (son of Jermaine Jackson).

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PARENTS SMOKING?!

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Edited May 20, 2004 by 17

[Boulder]

Wow, those are just awful. And I'm less concerned with the name of Jason Lee's child than I am with whether Banky has to pay an additional $378,000 for the kid to achieve Scientological enlightenment.

[Clawson]

Romeo and Brooklyn aren't half bad names but the rest are diffently laughable.

[Ananas]

Apple Martin got screwed.

[David Hassellhoff]

Jett isn't that bad of a name. :/

I found Pilot Inspektor pretty funny.

[Guest Ringmaster]

Let's not forget about George Foreman naming each and every single one of his kids George.

[Jason.]

Ringmaster Posted Today, 02:30 AM

  Let's not forget about George Foreman naming each and every single one of his kids George.

Damn you ringmaster...I was going to say that...

[Guest srfcdp]

Romeo and Brooklyn aren't half bad names but the rest are diffently laughable.

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What?? Brooklyn and Romeo should be at No. 1 - why aren't they?

[Guest Pirate Chasin' Booty]

Compared to the rest, they are completely normal, Brooklyn I've heard being used as a name many times before, and we all know Romeo.

[Herr Matzat]

Cosma Shiva Hagen

that would be the name of a german prominets child

http://studweb.studserv.uni-stuttgart.de/s...27331/cosma.htm

[Different Cloud]

Prince Michael, Prince Michael II, Jermajesty are my favourites.

Apple Should be in there, but it's only recently happened I suppose.

[Guest bruins72]

4. Tu Morrow, daughter of Rob Morrow and Debbon Ayre (seriously)

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I had a friend years ago named Tu but he was a guy. I think the name was Vietnamese.

[ROC]

Well, my fave is Audio Science. That kid's gonna be a total nerd.

EDIT: Poor kid.

Edited May 20, 2004 by TheROC-Revolt

[Guest Angry Baboon]

Moon Unit Zappa is the coolest name ever.

Crazy old Frank > j00

[Guest bruins72]

Moon Unit Zappa is the coolest name ever.

Crazy old Frank > j00

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But she is such a bitch! Have you ever listened to her before? She was on Rock & Roll Jeopardy a few years back (hosted by the pre-Survivor Jeff Probst) and she was a total spoiled brat. Everything she did was just to be obnoxious. She wasted everyone's time.

But at least Dweezil has a cooking show now. He's also got a smoking hot little girlfriend (Lisa Loeb).

[K]

Pilot Inspektor, Moon Unit and Audio Thingy are all names I'd be pissed off to have as a child, but at my age now I'd be proud of.

[Johnny Drama]

if i was called pilot inspektor id cry

[Big Tuna]

Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily is a freaky ass name.

Moon Unit Zappa and Audio Science are awesome names. But Audio Science better grow up to be about 6"8, cuz he/she is gonna be teased, a LOT.

[Gazz]

Not a celebrity name but a bloke where i work has called his new-born son, Nathan. Not unusual, but unfortunately his surname happens to be Jones.

Nathan Jones

I had to chuckle, but I shouldn't really. Poor Kid