Britney Spears is gone

[Your Mom]

Thats right peoples Britney Spears is no more. She is Britney Federline now! lol yep it's official she is not to be called Britney Spears anymore.

[Jester of Death]

May I have proof???

[Your Mom]

Watch the news I guess. It was just on mine a bit ago. Say goodbye.

[Jester of Death]

Which Channel?

[Godfatha]

I'm sure she's gonna keep her last name.

It's not like Demi Moore was ever known as Demi Willis.

Or Nicole Cruise.

[Your Mom]

Fox. I guess she gave an interview where she said she wants to be Britney Federline now.

[Godfatha]

That's not marketable at all

[GoGo Yubari]

Her first act as Britney Federline will be to endorse new career suicide pills.

[Hardcore Weapon Smasher]

Damn, I thought she died. I was getting excited then.

[Benji]

Damn, I thought she died. I was getting excited then.

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Whoa hold your horses there buster, she has to start whoring herself out for cra... oh wait... carry on.

[Sweet Clyde]

So is BSIG now BFIG?

[Xand]

Damn, I thought she died. I was getting excited then.

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[Guest awitts]

No it's Britney Witts!

[Jester of Death]

Report: Britney to Take Hubby's Name

Friday, October 15, 2004

BERLIN — Britney Spears, newly married to dancer Kevin Federline, says she would like to take his last name and wants to start a family next year, a German magazine reported.

"Britney Federline. I like that," Bunte quoted the 22-year-old "Oops! ... I Did It Again" singer as saying.

Spears said she would like to have a child, but still needed to get some business affairs sorted out beforehand, according to this week's Bunte.

"Next year, when I'm 23, I'll be ready," she was quoted as saying. But she intends to continue her music career, according to the interview.

Britney Spears last week finalized her marriage to dancer Kevin Federline, three weeks after a hush-hush ceremony that was her second wedding of the year.

Her spokeswoman said documents formalizing the marriage were filed Oct. 7.

Federline appeared in the movie "You Got Served" and performed as a backup dancer for singer Justin Timberlake, Spears' former boyfriend. He was previously involved with actress Shar Jackson of TV's "Moesha." They have two children — a 2-year-old and a newborn.

Edited October 15, 2004 by Jester of Death

[Guest Ringmaster]

Federline sounds like a pirate name.

[Cactus Drags]

Won't last.

[apsham]

I don't know

Sounds a little sketchy

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Sounds sketchy? You questioned it once, and was given an answer, and then posted a news story yourself and you still don't believe it.

BFIG, mwahahaha.

[Hellfire]

Federline sounds like a pirate name.

[Lowerdeck]

If she commits career suicide doing this, about how many people will even care?

This won't last long. 2-3 years tops.

[Agent Risktaker]

Newsflash: Britney hating is out.