Xtreme Pro Wrestling

[Michael]

After being taught some very harsh lessons about the world of professional wrestling, Rob Black and Lizzy Borden decided to stick with what they know best; porn. XPW was dead. Gone forever. Banished forever by the very same people that created it. Or was it?

An unexpected phone call made by a wealthy young businessman by the name of Mikey Maines secured XPW a future. For a nominal fee, Maines secured one broken, disgraced and tarnished wrestling promotion.

However, the young man Maines had a vision. He had optimisim. If XPW certified itself as the most outlandish, revolutionary wrestling promotion in the world, minus the backstage politics and sub-par workers, it could defy all the odds, and become the new trend in pro wrestling.

Could it be done? Could a dream become a reality? Could the people that once rallied against XPW, united in their hate, forget about the past, and help XPW realise its potential?

Well ladies and gentlemen, we are about to find out the answer to all of your questions...

BECAUSE THIS IS XTREME PRO WRESTLING

Next Stop: The First xpwrestling.com Press Release

Edited October 25, 2004 by Standard

[Michael]

xpwrestling.com

XPW IS BACK! HUGE NEWS ABOUT RETURNING SHOW!

Ladies and gentlemen, after a long absence, Xtreme Pro Wrestling is proud to announce that we are back, and under new ownership!

It's been a long time see we have been spilling blood and guts for our fans, but on the 12th December XPW will host it's HUGE RETURN SHOW in Los Angeles, appropriately named 'Did Ya Miss Us?'.

News and matches for DYMU will be revealed in the coming days and weeks right here at xpwrestling.com, so stay tuned. However, one piece of news has broken out already...

XPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION MISSING?

XPW match-makers have desperately trying to contact the XPW World Heavyweight Champion, 'The Franchise' Shane Douglas for the past few days, but it appears that he has fallen off the face of the Earth! XPW officials have contacted several of Douglas closest friends and family members, but apparently upon hearing about XPW's return, Douglas suddenly disappeared without warning.

There is no doubt in anybody's mind here at xpwrestling.com that 'The Franchise' was a fighting champion even if he was incredibly obnoxious, and that his presence at DYMU would be greatly missed. XPW officials will continue to do their best to contact Mr.Douglas, and as soon as their is any news about his location and status with XPW, we will report it right here at xpwrestling.com.

That's it for now, but be sure to check back in the coming weeks for exciting XPW news on Shane Douglas, as well as DYMU news!

[TKO]

Sounds cool! Never really got to see XPW so i'm lookin forward to seeing what they were all about.

Good luck with the diary mate.

[kingtut307]

No Black or Borden? Prepare for a reaming from Syco.

[Michael]

xpwrestling.com

CHALLENGE LAID DOWN FOR HARDCORE LEGEND!

In a shocking turn of events, Danny Daniels walked into a recent XPW board meeting un-invited with his client, the former ECW World Tag Team Champion, Roadkill. Daniels told the board that Roadkill would destroy anybody that the board of directors could find, and told the XPW board to make sure they gave Roadkill a 'hardcore legend' in a one-on-one match at 'Did Ya Miss Us?', 12th December in Los Angeles, just so Roadkill could show what he is capable of.

After pondering the offer, the board decided to grant Daniels and his monster their wish, and their 'hardcore legend' opponent will be revealed soon. Which 'legend' will XPW bring in? Stay tuned right here at xpwrestling.com to find out first in the coming days!

'THE FRANCHISE' IS GIVEN A DEADLINE!

The current XPW World Heavyweight Champion Shane Douglas has been set a deadline to contact XPW in regards to DYMU. Douglas has little over a week to contact XPW officials before they make a decision about the XPW World Heavyweight title.

XPW COMMISSIONER TO BE REVEALED AT DYMU!

The board have decided that a commissioner will be revealed at DYMU. Apparently this man has a lot of experience in this position, and XPW officials are very happy to have this man on board. Who could it be? Absolutely anybody!

SEVERAL NAMES CONFIRMED FOR DYMU!

XPW officials have come to agreements with several up-and-comers in regards to appearing at DYMU, which is shaping up to be huge! No names can be revealed yet, but stay tuned to xpwrestling.com to be among the first to find out!

Edited October 25, 2004 by Standard

[Szumi]

As cool as this sounds, I'm expecting nothing from it one bit. You, Standard, can't do a diary for over two weeks, and then move onto something else. People actually want to read this, and will be disappointed when you start a new diary in two weeks at most! Just stop now

[EndOfAnEra]

Should be interesting to see where you take it. I might nick some ideas off you while I'm getting my data in order, who knows? A little dissapointed with the backstory though. Rich man buys promotion is getting old.

[kingtut307]

Rich man buys promotion is getting old.

[efwa4life]

I'm glad the backstory doesn't involve a time machine.

[EndOfAnEra]

Touche.

[kaya]

How bout you all shut the fuck up and wait for him to post a show before you,

lame up his thread with 'pot-shots' at him?

[Michael]

How bout you all shut the fuck up and wait for him to post a show before you,

lame up his thread with 'pot-shots' at him?

[Michael]

xpwrestling.com

THE FRANCHISE HAS 2 DAYS!

Indeed ladies and gentlemen, the reigning XPW World Heavyweight Champion 'The Franchise' Shane Douglas has exactly two days to contact XPW officials in regard to appearing at 'Did Ya Miss Us?', 12th December, Los Angeles. If Douglas does not get n contact, then XPW will be taking further action, which will include STRIPPING Shane Douglas of the XPW World Heavyweight title. Will Douglas respond? Where is he? Why has he seemingly diseappeard?

HARDCORE LEGEND ACCEPTS ROADKILL'S CHALLENGE!

When Danny Daniels and Roadkill burst into an XPW board meeting and told match-makers to give his client a match with a 'hardcore legend', XPW officials didn't take long to decide that it would be TERRY FUNK returning to XPW to take onthe monster Roadkill, in a TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH, at DYMU!

FOUR WAY BLOODBATH SIGNED!

XPW officials have been talking to several high-profile names in regards to sappearing in a 'four way bloodbath match' at DYMU. Two names are yet to be confirmed, but already signed up for this war are Abdullah The Butcher, and New Jack! This match is sure to be a war, and DYMU is looking to be more brutal by the minute!

COMMISSIONER SPECULATION CONTINUES

Speculation as to who the new commissioner of XPW is continues. Several names have been thrown about, but there is only one way to find out: get your ass to Los Angeles 12th December, and see for yourself!

DVD RELEASE CONFIRMED!

XPW are proud to announce that DYMU will be available on DVD after DYMU through xpwrestling.com, and will also be on sale at future XPW events. For more exclusive news and updates, check back to xpwrestling.com soon, where we will find out about the Shane Douglas situation: is he in, or is he out?

Edited October 26, 2004 by Standard

[Whoo]

I was a fan of XPW for a while, but stopped watching after a while. I'll be reading this. I guess the Douglas decision has me hooked.

Good luck.

[Michael]

xpwrestling.com

THE FINAL SHANE DOUGLAS VERDICT!

Well the current XPW World Heavyweight Champion 'The Franchise' Shane Douglas has been given his time to contact XPW in regards to appearing at 'Did Ya Miss Us?', 12th December in Los Angeles, and he has NOT been in contact with XPW officials, leaving XPW no choice but to take action.

The XPW World Heavyweght title is now VACANT, and Shane Douglas is as of now, no longer a member of the XPW roster. The XPW board have promised that the World Heavyweight title will find a new owner at DYMU, in what officals say will be a match to remember! Check back here at xpwrestling.com in the coming days to find out this match first!

INTERNATIONAL CHALLENGE MATCH SIGNED!

An International Challenge match has been signed for DYMU, pitting Mexicans Juventud Guerrera and Super Crazy against Englishmen Burchill and Jonny Storm. Every man in this match is a high flyer, including the monster Burchill, and this match certainly has the potential to be a showstealer.

Edited October 26, 2004 by Standard

[YI]

For fucks sake, post something of meaning. All these fucking things could have been put into 1 post, they're not long are they? I could understand if they were long press releases but they're not. And you're not even finished yet. I hate it when people post lots of little updates and then say "Well it's an indy diary, they constantly update stuff" (Most typical in ROH diaries, who have like 100 Locker Room Scoops before a show) so if you come back with that line I swear i'll have a nervous breakdown. Were all these posts nessissery, honestly? Yeah I know they're all adding something to the story, but if they were together they would also add to the story. So what comes across is that you're adding to your post count and bumping your diary up the page.

[Pepsi]

I agree with Yi, these press releases are just lame ways to get more posts in your diary. It all looks well and good thought but you easily could have done it all in 1 or 2 posts.

[DMN in the House]

Wait until I feel like working on it again, and have gotten San Andreas out of my system, and then I'll show you how to really change XPW.

That said, if you are going to do this, do it right, or I will rip it to shreds. Fair warning.

[kingtut307]

I apologize for any of my general douchery in my posts in this thread.

I'm interested to see what direction you will take XPW in, seeing as how there are many XPW purists on this board. Also, I'm automatically interested in anything non-WWE.

On the other hand, I agree that you could've combined most of these press releases into one posts, and I'd like to see more of a roster and first card before I pass any further judgement.

Good luck and again, sorry for being a dickbag.

[Michael]

You want it in one fucking post? Here:

xpwrestling.com

LAST UPDATE GOING INTO DYMU!

That's right, this is the last update going into XPW's huge return show, 'Did Ya Miss Us?', 12th December in Los Angeles, and we have some HUGE news!

XPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH!

Ladies and gentlemen, at DYMU it will be none other than MASATO TANAKA, versus JUSTIN CREDIBLE versus THE SANDMAN, in a HUGE falls count anywhere, no disqualification triple threat match to see who takes home the gold! All three men have been World Champs before, but only one can certify themselves as the leading man in the new era of XPW.

FOUR WAY BLOODBATH PARTICIPANTS!

The four way bloodbath match has now been signed by all four men and it will be Abdullah The Butcher, New Jack, Supreme and Bam Bam Bigelow all going at it. This is sure to be a completely chaotic war!

TAG TEAM MATCH SIGNED!

A big tag team match has been signed for DYMU, pitting Christian York and Joey Matthews against longtime XPW force 'Southern Discomfort', the team of Chris Hamrick and Tracy Smothers. It's the up-and-comers versus the veterans, and this will surely be a very competitive match indeed.

SIMON HAS A PROBLEM!

Simon Diamond has told XPW officials that he will be at DYMU, and that he will be issuing an open challenge whether XPW officials like it or not!

SUPER STIFF VERSUS ULTRA TECHNICAL

We are proud to announce that SAMOA JOE will be debuting in XPW at DYMU, against a man perhaps not familiar to regular XPW fans: Eric Angle, brother of WWE performer Kurt Angle. This match is sure to have a definete contrast of styles, and will definetely be entertaining!

Final XPW 'Did Ya Miss Us?' Card

XPW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE

THREE WAY DANCE

Justin Credible versus Masato Tanaka versus The Sandman

TABLES, LADDERS AND CHAIRS MATCH

Roadkill w/Danny Daniels versus Terry Funk

INTERNATIONAL CHALLENGE MATCH

England (Burchill and Jonny Storm) versus Mexico (Juventud Guerrera and Super Crazy)

FOUR WAY BLOODBATH MATCH

Abdullah The Butcher versus Bam Bam Bigelow versus New Jack versus Supreme

Christian York and Joey Matthews versus 'Southern Discomfort (Chris Hamrick and Tracy Smothers)

Eric Angle versus Samoa Joe

Simon Diamond Open Challenge!

PLUS THE NEW COMMISSIONER OF XPW WILL BE REVEALED!

Edited October 27, 2004 by Standard