Usher makes a "bone-headed" move

[Jester of Death]

Usher star of

love-triangle flick?

There's a hot new mix tape - Usher & two women.

Usher may want to call Paris Hilton for some advice now that a videotape is being shopped that purportedly shows the R&B superstar having sex with two women.

The tape is said to have been made when he was 19. According to a source who has seen the tape, the then-up-and-coming singer was introduced to the two women by the owner of a club where he performed.

"The club owner wanted to show his gratitude," the source tells us. "So he hooked him up with these ladies."

A portion of the tape, which we viewed exclusively, shows a naked woman moaning, "Ush," while TLC's "Waterfalls" plays in the background. (You'll recall that Usher used to date TLC's Rozonda (Chilli) Thomas.)

The source, who has seen the complete tape, says, "There's no doubt it's Usher. You can see him hamming for the camera."

David Hans Schmidt, the Phoenix-based agent who has brokered nude photos of Jessica Lynch, Amber Frey and Paula Jones, said he's heard the tape is on the market.

"It could fetch a lot of money," Schmidt says. "Usher is extremely hot."

A spokeswoman for the singer, who just turned 26, had no immediate comment.

One music industry observer notes, "For a long time, Usher couldn't shake his boy-next-door image. Some of his handlers have tried to make him look like more of a bad boy. They have gotten their wish."

[Cactus Drags]

For fuck sake, I'm sick of thee celebrities having bloody sex tapes.

[tristy]

I demand a sex tape with Dennis Rodman.

[CadeSydal]

That's it. I'm making a sex tape. Sure fire way to superstardom.

[Cactus Drags]

Can I be in it?

[Jester of Death]

I guess Ashlee Simpson will need to release a sex tape to regain her credebility again.

[fineintent]

I demand a Bob Holness sex tape:

Bob Holness:

Anyway, who gives a shit about Usher - apart from Usher himself? "I hope you'll apprieciate I'm man enough to tell you this... Confessions... This ain't about my career, this is about us" Fuck off Usher, you insincere, self involved bastard.

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[CadeSydal]

Can I be in it?

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No. Only females may apply.

I wanna outdo Usher. So like, three females or more are a must.

[Cactus Drags]

Bastardos.

[CadeSydal]

Yeah I know. Sorry.

You can hold the camera though if that makes you feel better.

[Pepsi]

That's it. I'm making a sex tape. Sure fire way to superstardom.

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[Cactus Drags]

Yeah I know. Sorry.

You can hold the camera though if that makes you feel better.

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[Guest fultie]

i like the fad

i hope the olsens are next

it can be called...

The Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen Slumber Party Surprise!

[CadeSydal]

That's it. I'm making a sex tape. Sure fire way to superstardom.

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Technically you have to make it then and THEN get famous. That way it'd get "leaked" out and you'd be more famous, i.e. Paris Hilton.

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Technically, you're right. But how many times do you hear about sex tapes from Joe down the street?

This'll help.

And if it doesn't? Who cares. It's still sex with three or more women at once.

[Thrilla]

I'd buy it

[Guest Angry Baboon]

Odd, I always thought him to be gay to be honest.

He's got that whole feminine dance routine thing going on in his video and all. Either gay or a child molester.

[Guest bukkake bandit]

Odd, I always thought him to be gay to be honest.

He's got that whole feminine dance routine thing going on in his video and all. Either gay or a child molester.

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[RPS]

I'll download the tape.

Usher is... quite the man.

[Psicosis]

Brand new from Usher - Confessions part three, the video!

[ROC]

You sure this wasn't just an add-on for the Confessions Special Edition?