Embarassing Movies

[Your Mom]

Ever watched a movie and almost been so embarassed by how stupid and sucky it was that it was almost painful to keep watching it? That movie for me is American Wedding. MY GOD IT IS HORRIBLE! STOP THE PAIN!

[apsham]

Hmm... I actually liked that movie.

For me it was Not Another Teen Movie, horrible. The Scary Movie series was pretty bad for this too.

[Guest Bluesman]

The remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre was absolutely awful. I couldn't even sit through it...and that's saying alot, considering I actually was able to last through Jeepers Creepers...although that was mostly from me noodling around with the melody (Jeepers, Creepers, where'd you get those peepers) on my guitar.

[Your Mom]

I can't believe anyone could like this movie. When a normally laid back person can be made to scream out OH GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK! you know you have a problem.

[Pepsi]

Battlefield Earth. I felt dirty afterwards. :ohwell:

[apsham]

It wasn't the best movie ever, and some moments were... as described but it's good when you're just laid back, and not looking for a serious movie experience.

[Loonister]

Suburbia. Seriously, once they got to the part where the girl started humping the air for no reason I stopped the tape. I watched a total of maybe 10 minutes of it, and I wish I hadnt.

[Guest Bluesman]

Battlefield Earth. I felt dirty afterwards.

[Cactus Drags]

I enjoyed all the American Pie movies...

Not Another Teen Movie is absolutely cringe-worthy though.

[ROC]

Why all the hate for NATM? I liked it.

Same with American Wedding.

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An embarrasing movie for me would be the 80s teen comedy Private Lessons. By the time one of the major characters dies, I lost the urge to survive it any longer.

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[Silent C]

First, I'd have to pick Dreamcatcher. It sucked on so many levels I think I tried to hurt myself while watching it. Also, being a big Jason Lee fan, I was embarassed to pass it off as "It can't be that bad if it has Lee in it" after someone else rented it. Fo' shame, Banky. Fo' shame.

The honors of being the other king of suck that I care to remember goes to Ready To Rumble. If it wasn't for the WCW guys' acting, I'd have changed channels. It's probably the only time ever since I became a smark that I popped for Goldberg, whose acting was actually better than nearly half the cast.

[Guest Ringmaster]

Lord Of The Rings. The whole lot of them. I was ashamed for humanity for its love of garbage.

Stupidity wise? It's gotta be Spike Lee's She Hate Me. Whereas there was worse this year, nothing was as offensively bad as this. Especially the part where someone called a lesbian a "stupid nigger dike". Good God. Terrible portrayal of humanity as a whole.

[Ash J. Williams]

Suburbia.  Seriously, once they got to the part where the girl started humping the air for no reason I stopped the tape.  I watched a total of maybe 10 minutes of it, and I wish I hadnt.

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[edcq]

I actually like some of the movies mentioned above, but I wouldn't really be able to tell a horrible movie from a fantastic movie anyways.

[tristy]

Mr. Nanny

I walked out of the theatre 20 minutes into Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. So yeah, that probably beats Mr. Nanny.

[zero]

I felt that way about every American Pie movie EXCEPT American Wedding.

Videodrome... starts out really interesting and then just becomes, "why the fuck am I still watching this?"

I was embarrassed towards the end of Saw as well when the acting became a crime against the cinema and humanity.

[Mysterio2000X]

I forgot what it was called.. shit, it was a mob/gangster movie, and had the dude that played Luigi in the Mario movie. The only thing I remember about this is Fat Joe getting that shotgun and killing some fool. This was really the only movie I have EVER walked out of..

[edcq]

I forgot what it was called.. shit, it was a mob/gangster movie, and had the dude that played Luigi in the Mario movie. The only thing I remember about this is Fat Joe getting that shotgun and killing some fool. This was really the only movie I have EVER walked out of..

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[ROC]

I forgot what it was called.. shit, it was a mob/gangster movie, and had the dude that played Luigi in the Mario movie. The only thing I remember about this is Fat Joe getting that shotgun and killing some fool. This was really the only movie I have EVER walked out of..

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[Ash J. Williams]

Empire. A really good movie, I think.