Red Dwarf

[K]

That's one of the really really late seasons, last or second last. As they're so new they didn't get mch repeat time so I don't know the episode name.

[K]

Just remembered a good quote from that episode, which I used to find out what it was called.

Season Eight, Episode Eight. Only The Good.

And the quote was.

Prisoner: Anyone who tough-talks me has gotta be a no-loading pug! You want me to be your bitch, that’s fine be me, sir.

Cat: Are you sure you don’t want to just hit me a couple of times to test me out?

Prisoner: No sir, I’m your bitch! From now on I’m your ‘jiggly-wiggly, rollover sweepitooie, honey-bun boosie’! I just want to make you happy

[Kaney]

Thats the one

[Thomas]

I can't wait for season 6. I have such good memories of it.

Future selves... dunmen of apoc.

I could have a wank.

[Dingle]

Your like Benji and tekken.

[K]

Rimmer: Put a trace on paranoia

Holly: What does that mean?

Rimmer: It's Space Jargon, it means 'Find Him'.

Holly: No it doesn't, you just made it up to be cool.

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Rimmer: Where's Paranoia

Confidence: I don't know, is it somewhere near Uraguay?

Bahaha this episode rules.

[AJ]

Finished watching series 2. Favourite quote must be when they find Kryten with the dead crew members...

Kryten: Is anything the matter?

Rimmer: Anything the matter? They're dead.

Kryten: Who's dead?

Rimmer: THEY are dead. They're all dead.

Kryten: My God. I was only away 2 minutes.

[Dingle]

AJ, reminds me.

Lister: Where is everybody hol?

Holly: They're dead Dave.

Lister: Who are?

Holly: Everybody Dave.

Lister: What, captain Holster (sp?)?

Holly: Everybodies dead dave.

Lister: What, Todd Hunter?

Holly: Everybodies dead dave

Lister: What, Selby?

Holly: They're all dead, everybodies dead Dave.

Lister: Peterson isn't, is he?

Holly: Everybody is Dead Dave!

Lister: Not Chen?

Holly: Gordan Bennet, Yes Chen, everybody. Everybody is dead Dave.

Lister: Rimmer?

Holly: He's dead dave, everybody is dead, everybody is dead DAVE!

Lister: Wait, are you trying to tell me everybodies dead?

Classic

[Thomas]

I think that last line by Lister made it a bit tackey.

[Marsh]

RIMMER: "Step up to Red Alert."

KRYTEN: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb."

[Dingle]

Bwahaha, reminds me of Kat saying go all the way from blue *i think* to brown alert. Red Dwarf > *

[Farmer Reil]

Holly: Emergency. There's an emergency going on... ...It's still going on... ...and it's still an emergency...

Holly: We have enough food for three hundred million years; but there's only one After Eight mint left, and everybodies too polite to take it.

Rimmer: *shocked, as Lister holds up a chicken he just took out of the garbage pod* It must be the perfectly preserved remains of a Quagaar warrior! ...or a roast chicken...

[AJ]

I love how all the big changes from series 2 to 3 are explained in a block of text at the start flying up the screen at the speed of light. I had to slow my dvd player to 1/7th the normal speed to actually read it.

[K]

Bahaha I love that about Red Dwarf.

Writer 1: Let's do this!

Writer 2: It doesn't make sense!

Writer 1: Who cares? It's funny.

Writer 2: You're right, let's go for it.

For years I thought there was one elusive episode I had neglected to see that explained the series two/three jump. It wasn't till I got a VCR that could slow that I worked it out.

This was before the internet of course.

[stokeriño]

Cat: "Quick, let's put up the defensive shields!"

Kryten: "A superlative suggestion sir with only two minor drawbacks. One, we don't have any defensive shields; and two. we don't have any defensive shields. Now I know that technically that was only one flaw, but I felt that it was such a big one that it ought to be mentioned twice."

And the classic...

Holly: "I've hope they've got a few odds and sods on board. We're a bit short on a few supplies."

Lister: (drinking tea) "Like what?"

Holly: "Cows' milk. Ran out of that yonks ago."

Lister: "So what's the milk we're drinking now then?"

Holly: "Emergency Backup Supply. We're on the Dogs' milk."

Lister: (freezes mid-gulp, then slowly swallows) "...Dogs' milk?"

Holly: "Nothing wrong with Dogs' milk. Full of vitamins. Full of marrowbone jelly. Lasts longer than any other type of milk does Dogs' milk."

Lister: "Why's that?"

Holly: "No bugger'll drink it."

[Thomas]

Norman Lovett > Hattie Hayridge.

[Thomas]

First I've seen of this too

[K]

Holy shit, that's awesome. This is the first one that isn't a ship texture.

I wonder what the back is going to be. Since oin the first five, it's Lister painting the ship.

[Thomas]

It would look silly if they didn't carry that on I think...

[Cortez]

That cover looks pretty cool, I had a dream I bought Red Dwarf V on DVD last night.

And who remebers the Rimmer experience song.

Credit http://reddwarf.calcon.net/html/rimmer_song.html for the song. Found it on google.

If you're in trouble he will save the day

He's brave and he's fearless come what may

Without him the mission would go astray

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

Without him life would be much grimmer

He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer

He will never need a zimmer

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

More reliable than a garden trimmer

He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner

He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee

His command of space directives is uncanny

How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!

Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

He's also a fantastic swimmer

And if you play your cards right

Then he just might come round for dinner

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

No rhymes left now apart from quimmer

He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer

Fade out you stupid plimmer