The Victor Ebuwa Appreciation Thread

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

WHAT!!!!

I just turned E4 on and what do I find? SHELL STRIPPING! HELL YEAH!

Then I look and see that dirty bloke Nadia looking like she is naked in that damn hot tub thing. Oh and if Marco ever touches Shell again, he dies.

[Cortez]

I saw her taking her top off but i missed the nipple. Does Jason like his butt or what he cant stop pulling his shorts down.

[Stevie B]

Jason is starting to annoy me now, I think he might be a wee bit Gay.

[Turbo Yannis]

Apparently, he swings both ways.

[Jook]

Bwahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!

Nadia avoids a hands-on experience

To Feel Or Not To Feel, That Is The Question

Day 3, 04:18

Sunday 30 May

Forget I Love Lucy. Tonight was the We Love Nadia show! The housemates just couldn't get enough of the mischievous lady's beautiful, big breasts. And they were eager for a squeeze!

Emma officially started the fan club, amazed at the fullness of Nadia's assets. "I can't believe how pert her boobs are," she exclaimed.

The other girls were also in awe as Nadia strutted around the garden in her slashed-to-the-waist swimsuit. "I want her surgeon's number," declared Vanessa.

The girlies were soon complimenting her on how wonderfully in proportion she is. Shell may have been over-egging the puddings somewhat when she assured the bronzed brunette, "You have an absolutely beautiful body!"

What size were they? How much did they cost? The gals just couldn't get enough!

"Four grand", said Nadia. "It's bloody worth it," she added. 

Nadia backs away from awkward questions

Dan joined in the appreciation society, praising Nadia's confidence. "You walk like a woman, you exude sexuality," he stated, "Jordan's got nothing on you."

But enough of these soft, squidgy uncertainties. The housemates wanted a definite answer. Dan wanted more specific information. Were her "gravity-defying body parts" real?

"Honestly, they're natural", answered the twenty-seven year old enigmatically. Was Nadia crossing her fingers behind her back? "I was blessed as a child." But with what, she didn't say.

"Let me feel them!" squealed Emma, chasing Nadia round the garden. "Lie on your back", Dan demanded cryptically when Emma failed to cop a squeeze.

Watching with interest from the sidelines, Jay chucked in his tuppence-worth. "She's not going to let anyone touch them because they're fake."

"Nadia's got boobies!" screamed Emma, stating the obvious.

In fact, the obvious were at that moment bouncing impressively round the garden as Nadia not only evaded groping hands but also the question.

Sounds like it's time for a mud-wrestling contest with Nadia to find out the truth. 

Bwahahahahaha. Classic when Vanessa asked for her surgeons number

[fourstarfizzle]

It's kinda shit this year, but I can see myself watching it, so many twats in a small confined area works well.

[Stevie B]

(Fake) Boobies Galore.

Man it's gonna be a shock to them all now when she reveals the fact she used to be a dude.

[J-Rod]

When did Shell strip!?! I can't believe I missed that!

They'd better show it tonight or someone is gonna pay.

[K]

Oh good gravy, please tell me you all just saw that shot of Shell. I think I saw god. If god was a hot blonde woman bending over in panties, with a camera pointed straight on her ass.

[botchedpiledriver]

This year, it looks like they have gone to far to spice it up, well, sex it up. That Jason is a total twat and Marco... Less said the better. As my dad kindly put it...

"Oh, not this bollocks again..."

[Stevie B]

Hmm after seeing Michelle in a bikini.... i think shes pretty HOT!

[Cortez]

Two of the girls admitted they were Bi-sexual, it was Emma and the girl Victor likes, i think every member has a bit of gay in them, apart from Shell, and damn i missed that ass shot must watch more.

Marco is really getting on my nerves, he claps and say's oh my god at every damn thing, its like every 5 minutes constant clapping like a girl screaming like a girl, i mean i know he's gay but damn he goes too far.

Edited May 30, 2004 by Cortez

[Turbo Yannis]

Emma and Michelle are sharing a bed...the two bi-sexual girls...am I watching porn?

[Johnny Drama]

victor was a legend when talking to big brother calling Kitten a bitch and when he said "i'm going to take this shit home" i laughed well bad.

[Different Cloud]

Looks kinda shit so far except the hot blonde. I might get into it a bit more as it goes on.

[J-Rod]

Victor is the fucking man. I laughed my ass off at his reaction whenever Kitten arrived. It was so damn funny.

[Cortez]

Victor is the fucking man. I laughed my ass off at his reaction whenever Kitten arrived. It was so damn funny.

What the OH Shit reaction, it was pure gold, tho he see's himself as a bit of a player, i wonder if he will get it on with Michelle.

[Johnny Drama]

i think he will hes a legend

[Xand]

Doesn't Michelle fancy Stuart?

[Johnny Drama]

no i think the chipmunk Emma does