The Victor Ebuwa Appreciation Thread

[Jook]

Michelle fancies Stuart. Apparently.

And EFORUM is shite.

[TheReaper316]

Is this American Big Brother or British? If its American, the first season sucked ASS!!!!!!! But they pulled it together with the next 2. Ill watch, whens it on?

[Jook]

It's the British one. Dunno when the American one's on.

[Jonny D]

From what I'ver seen so far, this series looks to be better than any series up to now.

[Darloboy]

Michelle fancies Stuart. Apparently.

And EFORUM is shite.

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Amen. I watched Efourum (sp?) tonight and it was the biggest pile of bollocks ever. The presenter is like Lawrence Lywellen Bowen except 100x more annoying.

[MDK]

Jeez, people actually watch this show? It is the same re-hashed people every time. Posh bird, slut, gay guy or lesbian, an essex lad who is 'ard, innit... Arrrgggghh, it is sucky

[Asuka's Gonna Kill You]

From what I'ver seen so far, this series looks to be better than any series up to now.

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No way. BB3 will always be the best, simply because it had the best people in the house. Johnny and Kate were just great.

[Cortez]

I love shell more as each day goes by.

[Johnny Drama]

kitten was right annoying yesterday climbing on the roof she just wants attention.

[Emperor Fuckshit]

E-Forum is the worst thing in the world. I just kept the TV on after Seance. Big mistake. They had Handy Andy doing some stuff, and then they went back to that douchebag presenter, who made fun of his cockney accent.

This Week on The Adventures of Pot: Noting The Dark Colour of Kettle!

[botchedpiledriver]

I agree, that E-Forum thing was apsoulete bollocks. That presenter left me wanting to shave my eyeballs.

[TheGame3000uk]

I thought he was quite funny. I remember seeing him on the Comedy Lab a few months back and he was great.

[J-Rod]

Shell's ass

DAY 5

Frustrated by the wet weather and hell bent on breaking the rules, Kitten and Emma have been rudely decorating a garden statue, in an attempt to annoy Big Brother.

It'll be an ideal way to "p**s off [big Brother]", insisted Kitten.

Never ones to procrastinate, the duo proceeded on dragging the female sculpture indoors, and Emma proceeded to set about attempting to tie a rubber appendage onto the figurine's crotch.

However, when it refused to sit properly on the statue's pelvis, the pair changed their plan, and instead stood the phallic item on top of the female statue's head.

Dragging her to the Diary Room door, the giggling girls pressed the buzzer that tells Big Brother that someone wishes to chat.

Unsurprisingly, Big Brother chose to ignore the statue's call to conversation, but the pair managed to smuggle her in when Daniel exited the room after a chat sometime later.

Reprimands were - once again - issued.

Why don't the Kitten and the Chipmunk just piss off somewhere!

[fourstarfizzle]

Shell's ass

DAY 5

Frustrated by the wet weather and hell bent on breaking the rules, Kitten and Emma have been rudely decorating a garden statue, in an attempt to annoy Big Brother.

It'll be an ideal way to "p**s off [big Brother]", insisted Kitten.

Never ones to procrastinate, the duo proceeded on dragging the female sculpture indoors, and Emma proceeded to set about attempting to tie a rubber appendage onto the figurine's crotch. 

However, when it refused to sit properly on the statue's pelvis, the pair changed their plan, and instead stood the phallic item on top of the female statue's head.

Dragging her to the Diary Room door, the giggling girls pressed the buzzer that tells Big Brother that someone wishes to chat.

Unsurprisingly, Big Brother chose to ignore the statue's call to conversation, but the pair managed to smuggle her in when Daniel exited the room after a chat sometime later.

Reprimands were - once again - issued. 

Why don't the Kitten and the Chipmunk just piss off somewhere!

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They should send John back in from last year, he'll sort em out.

[J-Rod]

I have just witnessed an absolute classic.

Jason gave Ahmed some tips on how to get noticed in the house. Ahmed said that Marco really got on his nerves.

''Well tell him that then''

''Ok''

Ahmed then went outside and told Marco to piss off and stop treating him like some disease! Classic! Good for Ahmed, I sort of felt sorry for him in there.

[Jook]

I have just witnessed an absolute classic.

Jason gave Ahmed some tips on how to get noticed in the house. Ahmed said that Marco really got on his nerves.

''Well tell him that then''

''Ok''

Ahmed then went outside and told Marco to piss off and stop treating him like some disease! Classic! Good for Ahmed, I sort of felt sorry for him in there.

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Brilliant. I too feel really sorry for Ahmed, nobody talks to him and he always seems on the outside of the group.

[J-Rod]

Kitten's rein of terror continues. She started painting on the walls and then started arguing with the other housemates and stormed off crying, and then Marco and Emma started arguing with Ahmed over asylium rights etc.

This show just keeps getting better and better.

[Cortez]

Oh i cant wait to see the highlights tonight, im glad Ahmed had a go at Marco as he really gets on my nerves.

Kitten vs The House i hope they whoop her ass.

[Johnny Drama]

kitten, emma and marco need to go and die

[Cortez]

Just watching Big brothers little brother and Dermot o'leary cracks me up, he was modeling kittens clothes and it was kinda funny.

Damn they didnt show the argument on the C4 highlights, tho they did show that blubber mouth Marco crying because Ahmed had a go at him.