A million men are weeping in tears simultaneously

[ROC]

from imdb:

Cuthbert To Wed

The Girl Next Door beauty Elisha Cuthbert is celebrating after becoming engaged to her boyfriend Trace Ayala, a personal assistant to pop star Justin Timberlake. The 21-year-old actress - who rocketed to fame playing Kim Bauer in hit TV series 24 - accepted Ayala's romantic proposal last week, according to Britain's The Sun newspaper. In April Cuthbert angrily denied reports she was romancing Timberlake after she was spotted sneaking into the "Cry Me A River" star's Dublin, Ireland hotel - an event which forced her to inform the world she was actually paying her beau of one year a visit. She said, "Those rumors about Justin and I put me in an awkward position, as I was actually seeing his best mate Trace Ayala and have been for the past year. I'd been friends with Justin and met Trace afterwards, we got on brilliantly although we don't get to spend as much time together as we'd like." It's not yet known when the happy couple will wed.

Dang you, Ayala. I guess that proves hanging out with crappy pop stars will get you something.

Edited June 3, 2004 by TheROC-Revolt

[MalaCloudy Black]

Well, what can ya do, y'know? I suppose the only thing you can do is begrudgingly say "Have a good marriage" and slink away

[GoGo Yubari]

"Weeping in tears"?

[stokeriño]

"Weeping in tears"?

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As opposed to mustard.

*shrugs*

[MalaCloudy Black]

Yeah, I was wondering about that, lol, not much else you can weep in. *tries really hard to weep in carpentry nails*

[ROC]

"Weeping in tears"?

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Well, they're sad. Just leave it at that.

[Corizzle]

This sucks, she was hot

[ROC]

This sucks, she was hot

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Well, for every Rebecca Romijn that gets single, there's that Elisha Cuthbert who gets taken.

[Guest bruins72]

Why do the quotes from Elisha Cuthbert have her speaking like she's British? She's from Canada.

[Big Tuna]

It's not fair I tells ya! IT'S NOT FAIR!

[Clawson]

Why do the quotes from Elisha Cuthbert have her speaking like she's British? She's from Canada.

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Eh? Her quotes sound 100% completely Canadian to me.

[TheArsenal]

'Cos so many of you had a chance!!

[gunnar hendershow]

If I were 5 years older and a pop star I'd have a chance.

Ah well....

[Numbahs]

Well then, out of anger, let me say that I don't like the fact that she has dark brown eyebrows and very light blonde hair.

Go back to your natural hair color honey.

[Clawson]

Well then, out of anger, let me say that I don't like the fact that she has dark brown eyebrows and very light blonde hair.

Go back to your natural hair color honey.

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You know I completely forgot she had brown hair.

[Guest Mr McFarlane]

Meh, She wasn't hot anyways.

[Guest Hit Man 3120]

Cause we all had a chance with her

[sirdavinator]

CRY ME A RIVER!

[Hugar Twriker Eats Spam]

If I were 5 years older and a pop star I'd have a chance.

Ah well....

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Nah, she would hook up with your assistant...

[Troy Maskell]

Am I the only person who never found her the slightest bit hot?