Rat Race

[Hellfire]

awesome choices for rides, i dunno what else you could use, maybe a vespa? those things suck, at least kinda.

cmon, Dr. Cube would be riding in style in one of these

Edited July 19, 2004 by Hellfire065

[Yitzy]

oh! Why does Hogan get the cool lookin vehicle while Austin has to drive a hippie mobile? I hope Hogan knows how good that thing drives. This diary has a very interesting concept. Though I wonder if this diary will include Don West on an ambulance with a heart inside a lunchbox. And who will be the guy who falls asleep even though he is standing up, hey just wondering if you will add scenes from the movie in thsi one thats all

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OOC: Well, Austin's car is actully, you know, A CAR, and Hogan's is like a bike. In a drag race what do you think will win? Also there might be secnarios in the diart that are similar to the movie, but Ed Pittsingworth = John Cleese's character and Bruno = Dave Thomas' character.

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Dr. Cube was called. He knew exactally what he would do with the money. Take over the world. Duh. But to his horror, when he opened up the door he saw...

A TOTALLY BADASS 18 WHEELER!

It just didn't fit. An evil scientist driving an 18 wheeler. I mean he's going to have to stop at all those truck stops and stuff. This is going to be one scary trip for Dr. Cube.

NEXT TO PICK: EXCALIBUR

[syck]

I say Excaliber drives the Pinto...somebody needs to and Ortiz is too much of a badass to bee seen in one of these...

[Yitzy]

Excalibur was called. Excalibur decided that if he had the money, he would continue to work at PWG. But he would live in a big ass mansion. Like the Playboy mansion.

Excalibur opened the door to see his vehicle and saw...

AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE CAR USED IN NATIONAL LAMPOONS VACATION! ('86 Truckster)

Although it would be cool to drive a replica of the same car Chevy Chase drove to Wally's World. In reality, the car is lame. The car also smelled really bad... like a person died in it.

NEXT TO PICK: LAMONT

[bubba]

I love all of the picks so far escpecially Austin's! Good Work

[Yitzy]

LaMont was called next (sans afro). He decided that if he won the 10 mil, he would become an actor/comedian. He picked his number and opened the door to reveal:

A 1990 MAZDA MIATA!

That's right, the Jivin' LaMont was driving a chick car. He didn't like it at first but then he realized it could be much worse...

NEXT TO PICK: PAUL LONDON

[Yitzy]

Paul London was to pick next. If he won the 10 Mil. He would go back to the indys. It would be a leisure trip though. Because in the Indy's he know's he could be used and not just a jobber. London opened the door and saw:

A FUNNY CAR!

He would be driving a funny car across country. Who wouldn't want to do that.

NEXT TO PICK: TITO ORTIZ

Edited July 26, 2004 by Komodo 3000

[The Hardcore Canuck]

:blink: London's car is pure genius. I'm still pushing for a VW bus though...

[Yitzy]

Tito Ortiz was called. If won the 10 million, he will definately use it to go into the WWE. He opened the door to find.

A HIPPIE BUS!

Although he didn't like it, he didn't care, because he was Tito Ortiz. He knew that if he had to face someone, he would win. Because he was a submissions master. And there was no compitition. Hogan? What is he, 90? London? Not too many top ropes in the streets. Ortiz didn't really know anyone else.

NEXT (AND LAST) TO PICK: ERIC ANGLE

[Yitzy]

Eric Angle was the last one to get called in. If he won the 10 Mil, he would just try to get out of his Brothers shadow. What ever it took, he would try to get out. He opened his door and found:

THE NASH

No that picture is not screwed up, that is what The Nash Looks like. Angle put his stuff in the car and waited.

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On everyone's PDA, Pittsingworth's voice could be heard.

Pittsingworth: Hello, I'm sure you can all hear me. If you arn't already in or on your vehicle, please do so now. After that, each of your garage doors will open, then the traffic light next to the garage door will turn green. That is when our game begins. Good Luck gentleman.

All of the garage door's began to open. All the wrestlers looked at thier traffic lights, which were currently on red. The garage door's completely opened and...

Red...

Yellow...

Green!

Everyone was off. Finally, the race had begun!

[Yitzy]

Cade, LaMont, London, Excalibur, and Angle all headed for Las Vegas. They didn't spend much time in California. Why Vegas? They all figured they could make some more money.

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Austin headed south, His plan was to go through Arizona and New Mexico to get to Victoria, Texas. Once there he could dump his bug and get his truck. But on the way to Arizona he ran into controversy.

Austin was waiting for the light to turn green, when a Green Del Sol pulled up next to him,

Driver: Well, Well, Well, Look what happened to Stone Cold Steve Austin. Or should I say... Fruity Cold Steve Austin.

*The Passengers Laughed*

Austin thought that was the worst joke ever. So he replied by sticking his middle finger out the window.

Ooooooooh! Looks like Steve is gettin pissed. We better not tell him about those trees we cut down before.

*More Laughs*

Austin: You shut the hell up, i'm in an interesting situation...

I'm guessing... You beat up another one of your wives, and you stole her car?

*More Laughs*

That sent Austin off the deep end. He got out of his car, went to the Rice Burner, opened the door, unclipped the seat belt and punched the driver straight in the face. Austin then threw him out of the car as the passengers were getting out themselves.

The driver tried to tackle Austin but Austin countered it with a Lou Thez Press and started pummeling him with his fists, till the 2 passengers pulled him off. Austin elbowed one in the face while the other ran. The Driver was getting up, Austin went over and kicked him in the gut, and then hit the Stunner! Unfortunetly, the Driver sold it like The Rock.

One passenger came over and stuck out his hand for a handshake. Austin took one look at it, kicked him in the gut and gave him the Stunner. He too sold it like The Rock.

The other passenger came over, and bent down. Austin gave him the Stunner.

As the Driver was getting up, Austin noticed a hammer on the ground and started smashing the Driver's car. He smashed everything, The mirrors, the lights, the hood, the body kit parts. The whole car was a wreck.

Hey Kid, Look what I did to your car!

With that, Austin opened up the hood, and threw the hammer in the engine... While it was still running. Some cruncing noises took place and smoke started rising from the engine.

Austin promptly got in his bug and drove away.

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Spike Dudley found out that his car didn't run too well so he went to go have it checked out at a local car repair place. He didn't want to risk it breaking on some unknown highway in the middle of nowhere. While they were working on his car he decided to take a walk around the city.

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Tito Oritiz went around the city in his Bus. He decided he was going to get a disguise. He found a costume place in the city and looked for some hippie clothes...

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Hogan was desperately looking for someway to sell this bike thing of his. He thought he could sell it at a wrestling collectibles store, if he signed it or somthing, cause who wouldn't want a bike thing ridden and signed by the immortal Hulk Hogan brother?

Before he went in the wrestling collectibles store, he thought that he may be overwhelmed by fans he remembered seeing a costume store about 3 miles back...

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As he was going in the store Tito Ortiz was going out, At first Hogan didn't reconize Ortiz, but He recoginized him soon enough to give him the Big Boot and Legdrop. Hogan pinned Ortiz, they both could hear a robotic voice count 1-2-3! Then the voice said, "Tito-Ortiz-You-Are-Required-to-stay-within-2-miles-of-this-location-If-you-cheat-you-will-be-disqualified-from-this-race."

Hogan gave out a big laugh while Ortiz was cursing himself, while Hogan was standing around lauging Spike Dudley came around the corner, he saw Hogan. He snuck up behind him, and hit the Dudley Dogg off a telephome pole! Pin 1-2-3! Now it was Spike's turn to laugh! While Hogan was cursing the robotic voice.

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Race results as they stand:

1. Paul London

2. Cade Sydal

3. LaMont

4. Excalibur

5. Eric Angle

6. Dr. Cube

7. Steve Austin

8. Spike Dudley

9. Hulk Hogan - FROZEN

10. Tito Ortiz - FROZEN

OOC: Could a mod move this to the Diary Cube? I was originally going to use EWR to do the matches, but it was easier just to go through my head.

Edited August 15, 2004 by Komodo 3000

[sirdavinator]

ROFL Tito Ortiz got the hippie bus...and wants to dress in hippie clothes! Funny how Austin stunnered everyone and all of them sold it like The Rock...so they started backflipping all over the road?

[Guest John Kerry's Evil Twin]

This diary rocks! BTW, why is Excailbur listed twice in your rankings?

[Yitzy]

This diary rocks! BTW, why is Excailbur listed twice in your rankings?

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[TGC]

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