What is wrong with celebrities!?

[Mishmow]

Why has there been this sudden fad of naming children with the most insane options possible. Coco? Apple!? PILOT INSPEKTOR!?!?

Is there not enough publicity to go around? I'm all for being unique, but this is too much. Eh, what can ya do.....

[ROC]

What about Shannyn Sossamon's kid Audio Science? That name brought me the fear that Sossamon might be coked up.

Edited June 14, 2004 by TheROC-Revolt

[MDK]

PILOT INSPEKTOR? Who named their kid that?!

[ROC]

PILOT INSPEKTOR? Who named their kid that?!

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Jason Lee. For all of his acting talents, he couldn't give a good name to his kid.

Edited June 14, 2004 by TheROC-Revolt

[David Hassellhoff]

I love the name Pilot Inspektor.

[MDK]

Wow. What a cruel joke to play on your kid

[Mishmow]

If these kids didn't have celebrity parents, you could only imagine how teased they'd be in school....

[MDK]

I think they will get teased by the media instead

[Guest Angry Baboon]

Some other ones...

Moon Unit Zappa (Frank Zappa)

Zowie Bowie (David Bowie)

Sick bastards.

[MDK]

Zowie Bowie? That is worse than Neville Neville! Blimey

[ROC]

Moon Unti Zappa!!! The quintessential bad baby name!

[Media 2.0]

These are seriously names...? WTF?

Audio Science?

[Guest EriKBN]

Jason Lee is still a pimp though, bad baby name or not.

[Guest bruins72]

Howard Stern was making fun of Coco this morning. He was wondering who's last name the baby got. If she took her mother's name, she'd be Coco Cox. He said it sounded like a gay cereal.

[sirdavinator]

I wonder if someone will name their kid Cookie Crisp next.

[DMN in the House]

I wonder if someone will name their kid Cookie Crisp next.

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There's already a Coco Crisp, I think he plays for the Phillies.

And really, who gives a fuck what they name their kids, its not your kid, so why the fuck do you care?

[Guest bruins72]

There's already a Coco Crisp, I think he plays for the Phillies.

And really, who gives a fuck what they name their kids, its not your kid, so why the fuck do you care?

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Because it's fun to mock them.

[Lowerdeck]

There's also Pokey Reese. Naming someone Pokey is kinda strange. Although he's popular with Boston, so that cancels the strangeness out.

Coco Crisp, OF - Indians, 2 HR 17 RBI 7 SB .258 AVG 44 Gms