Maxim's Hot 100

[ROC]

Here it is:

100. Tamala Jones

99. Amanda Swisten

98. Missi Pyle

97. K.D. Aubert

96. Tamie Sheffield

95. Brody Dalle

94. Giuliana DePandi

93. Nadine Velazquez

92. Melissa Howard

91. Eva Longoria

90. Jill Wagner

89. Rosario Dawson

88. Lindsay Price

87. Christina DaRe

86. Victoria Pratt

85. Maria Menounos

84. Dido

83. Blu Cantrell

82. Thalia

81. Daisy Fuentes

80. Rachel Nichols

79. Zooey Deschanel

78. Vanessa Marcil

77. Paulina Rubio

76. Elena Lyons

75. Eva Green

74. Bianca Kajlich

73. Mandy Moore

72. Cameron Richardson

71. Victoria Beckham

70. Monika Kramlik

69. Milla Jovovich

68. Rachel Hunter

67. Christina Applegate

66. Brooke Burns

65. Larissa Meek

64. Fergie

63. Shannyn Sossamon

62. Tricia Helfer

61. Rachel Perry

60. Monet Mazur

59. Eva Mendes

58. Rachel Bilson

57. Anna Faris

56. Kelly Hu

55. Catherine Bell

54. Shakira

53. Naomi Watts

52. Mya

51. Gina Gershon

50. Amber Brkich

49. Kylie Minogue

48. Kelis

47. Ana Hickmann

46. Paige Butcher

45. Liz Phair

44. Kate Bosworth

43. Charlize Theron

42. Brooke Burke

41. Gisele Bundchen

40. Shania Twain

39. Amber Arbucci

38. Liv Tyler

37. Krista Allen

36. Britney Spears

35. Pamela Anderson

34. Uma Thurman

33. Gwen Stefani

32. Mariah Carey

31. Jessica Biel

30. Sara Foster

29. Ashanti

28. Shannon Elizabeth

27. Nicole Richie

26. Kate Hudson

25. Maggie Gyllenhaal

24. Portia de Rossi

23. Josie Maran

22. Cameron Diaz

21. Elisha Cuthbert

20. Michelle Branch

19. Kirsten Dunst

18. Keira Knightley

17. Angelina Jolie

16. Kim Smith

15. Janet Jackson

14. Brittany Murphy

13. Scarlett Johansson

12. Carmen Electra

11. Eve

10. Halle Berry

9. Jessica Alba

8. Paris Hilton

7. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos

6. Mischa Barton

5. Jennifer Lopez

4. Anna Kournikova

3. Christina Aguilera

2. Beyonce Knowles

1. Jessica Simpson

There, post your opinions here.

[DMN in the House]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Britney fell all the way to 36!

[britneyspearsisgod]

Britney Spears at 36? That makes me a sad panda bear

But seriously, Jessica Simpson #1? She's a hot looking girl, but Charlize Theron, Beyoncé Knowels, Angelina Jolie, Carmen Electra, Jennifer Lopez, Rebecca Romijn-Stamos are all but a few who are clearly hotter than her.

I never agree with these lists as it is though.

[ROC]

I myself am slightly disappointed at the fact that both Kate Beckinsale and Monica Bellucci are on the list. Also, I'm amazed Liz Phair made the list from the same magazine that destroyed her latest album. One more thing, why did they put f***in' Nicole Richie on there? She ain't hot, she looks more like she's crazy.

EDIT: Ah well, Brit plummeted down the list and they did put in Brooke Burke and Shannon Elizabeth so for that I am happy.

Edited June 15, 2004 by TheROC-Revolt

[GoGo Yubari]

Blecch. No Kuriyama-sama, sod on this.

[Troy Maskell]

Here it is:

100. Tamala Jones Who?

99. Amanda Swisten Who?

98. Missi Pyle Who?

97. K.D. Aubert Who?

96. Tamie Sheffield Who?

95. Brody Dalle Who?

94. Giuliana DePandi Who?

93. Nadine Velazquez Who?

92. Melissa Howard Who?

91. Eva Longoria Who?

90. Jill Wagner Who?

89. Rosario Dawson FINALLY! Someone I know! Meh

88. Lindsay Price Who?

87. Christina DaRe Who?

86. Victoria Pratt Who?

85. Maria Menounos Who?

84. Dido Ugly

83. Blu Cantrell Who?

82. Thalia Who?

81. Daisy Fuentes If she was like she was at Miss Universe I'd hit it

80. Rachel Nichols Who?

79. Zooey Deschanel Who?

78. Vanessa Marcil Who?

77. Paulina Rubio Who?

76. Elena Lyons Who?

75. Eva Green Who?

74. Bianca Kajlich Who?

73. Mandy Moore Meh

72. Cameron Richardson Who?

71. Victoria Beckham Damaged Goods

70. Monika Kramlik Who?

69. Milla Jovovich I'd hit it if I were drunk enough

68. Rachel Hunter Meh

67. Christina Applegate I'd hit that

66. Brooke Burns Who?

65. Larissa Meek Who?

64. Fergie BWHAHAHAHAHA You CAN'T be serious?

63. Shannyn Sossamon Who?

62. Tricia Helfer Who?

61. Rachel Perry Who?

60. Monet Mazur Who?

59. Eva Mendes Who?

58. Rachel Bilson Who?

57. Anna Faris Who?

56. Kelly Hu Meh

55. Catherine Bell Jag chick? I'd hit her with the ugly stick but someone beat me to it

54. Shakira Again I'd hit it if I were drunk enough

53. Naomi Watts Meh

52. Mya Ugly

51. Gina Gershon Who?

50. Amber Brkich Survivor Chick? Who judges this shit?

49. Kylie Minogue I'd hit that

48. Kelis If I could give anything other than a bullet to the head it'd be some talent and looks

47. Ana Hickmann Who?

46. Paige Butcher Who?

45. Liz Phair Who?

44. Kate Bosworth Meh

43. Charlize Theron I'd hit that

42. Brooke Burke I'd hit that

41. Gisele Bundchen Who?

40. Shania Twain Still smoking at her age. You bet your ass I'd hit it

39. Amber Arbucci Who?

38. Liv Tyler I'd rather share a bong with her father personally

37. Krista Allen Who?

36. Britney Spears BWHAHAHAHAHA! How about them apples?........I'd still hit it

35. Pamela Anderson Paper Bag

34. Uma Thurman Tossup. Kill Bill I'd hit it Otherwise Meh

33. Gwen Stefani Who Judges this shit?

32. Mariah Carey WHO JUDGES THIS SHIT?

31. Jessica Biel Meh

30. Sara Foster Who?

29. Ashanti Fuck that

28. Shannon Elizabeth I'd hit it. I'm in that long ass line

27. Nicole Richie Who cares?

26. Kate Hudson Ditto

25. Maggie Gyllenhaal Who?

24. Portia de Rossi Shouldn't even be in the 100

23. Josie Maran Who?

22. Cameron Diaz Meh

21. Elisha Cuthbert Not Hot in the slightest

20. Michelle Branch Meh

19. Kirsten Dunst Meh

18. Keira Knightley Meh

17. Angelina Jolie Bullet to the head

16. Kim Smith Who?

15. Janet Jackson BWAHAHAHAHA! You can't be serious

14. Brittany Murphy I'd hit it two times

13. Scarlett Johansson Meh she lost points over poor selection

12. Carmen Electra  BWAHAHAHAHA

11. Eve Fuck that

10. Halle Berry Meh

9. Jessica Alba  I'd hit it

8. Paris Hilton  Merry go round

7. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos  Meh

6. Mischa Barton Who?

5. Jennifer Lopez Fuck that

4. Anna Kournikova AK still brings the hotness.....in small doses. Meh

3. Christina Aguilera Not caring

2. Beyonce Knowles Fuck that

1. Jessica Simpson FUCK THAT

There, post your opinions here.

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Who judges this shit? seriously

[Cactus Drags]

They're reader polls as far as I'm aware.

[David Hassellhoff]

Nicole Ritchie at 26 is a joke in itself.

[Media 2.0]

Damn..you had a lot of who's lol. And I have to say..some of yours I strongly disagree with but whatever...and the list isn't THAT bad. Although there are a lot of..umm..unknowns.

I'll just go through it like you did.

Here it is:

100. Tamala Jones Who?

99. Amanda Swisten Who?

98. Missi Pyle Who?

97. K.D. Aubert Who?

96. Tamie Sheffield Who?

95. Brody Dalle Who?

94. Giuliana DePandi Who?

93. Nadine Velazquez Who?

92. Melissa Howard Who?

91. Eva Longoria Who?

90. Jill Wagner Who?

89. Rosario Dawson I think this chick is hot. Her and Michelle Rodriguez are in the same category with me...think she should have been higher.

88. Lindsay Price Who?

87. Christina DaRe Who?

86. Victoria Pratt Who?

85. Maria Menounos Decent...but a little to, umm consertative? Looks like she'd be goody goody.

84. Dido Ugly (Agree)

83. Blu Cantrell She's cute...but the porn pics of her, made her look a little more trashy then she looks when she's all maked up. I'd hit it though. In about the right spot...maybe lower. 

82. Thalia Who?

81. Daisy Fuentes Heh..she was the only reason I watched America's funniest home videos at a point. Hott. Right spot though. Maybe a little higher.

80. Rachel Nichols Who?

79. Zooey Deschanel Who?

78. Vanessa Marcil Who?

77. Paulina Rubio Who?

76. Elena Lyons Who?

75. Eva Green Who?

74. Bianca Kajlich Who?

73. Mandy Moore I don't find this chick attractive really.

72. Cameron Richardson Who?

71. Victoria Beckham Damn she has a great set. I'd hit it.

70. Monika Kramlik Who?

69. Milla Jovovich I love her nips :thumbs-up:

68. Rachel Hunter Umm..she's growing on me.

67. Christina Applegate Who doesn't love a chick who played a dumb blonde? Plus she's hot.

66. Brooke Burns Who?

65. Larissa Meek Who?

64. Fergie Should have been lower...but at certain angles she's hott.

63. Shannyn Sossamon Fuck..she should have been higher, I'd definitely tap that.

62. Tricia Helfer Who?

61. Rachel Perry Who?

60. Monet Mazur Who?

59. Eva Mendes Should have been higher IMO. Definitely hotter then people such as Naomi Watts and crap that got higher.

58. Rachel Bilson Umm...she's cute, but meh there's hotter on that show.

57. Anna Faris Heh..she's cute. Probaly a good spot.

56. Kelly Hu Meh (Agree)

55. Catherine Bell Who?

54. Shakira Never found her that cute..but I'd do her.

53. Naomi Watts Meh...Grace Jones II. She's not ugly...just not #53.

52. Mya She's hott...and now that she's more "scantily clad" should have been higher.

51. Gina Gershon Who?

50. Amber Brkich Who?

49. Kylie Minogue Ummm, she's a MILF, whether she has kids or not..but should have been lower IMO.

48. Kelis If I could give anything other than a bullet to the head it'd be some talent and looks (agree)

47. Ana Hickmann Who?

46. Paige Butcher Who?

45. Liz Phair Who?

44. Kate Bosworth Who?

43. Charlize Theron I dunno what it is, but I'm one of the few who find her ugly. She just...isn't cute or hot IMO.

42. Brooke Burke I'd hit that

41. Gisele Bundchen Who?

40. Shania Twain Hell..don't even remember what she looks like.

39. Amber Arbucci Who?

38. Liv Tyler Ummm..cute, but shouldn't be as high as she is.

37. Krista Allen Who? Hell...whenever I see her name I think Kristen Allen or whatever.

36. Britney Spears Heh...36? Wonder if she'll read the list...and her reaction. Should have been higher but whatever.

35. Pamela Anderson Hott. Ho, but hott.

34. Uma Thurman Tossup. She's hott...at times, but her toes scare me.

33. Gwen Stefani Ummm...she's a 'Lita' as some on this board put it.

32. Mariah Carey Is she even still a celeb?

31. Jessica Biel Umm...cute, but I dunno.

30. Sara Foster Who?

29. Ashanti aka Wolverine? Decent enough..but should have been lower.

28. Shannon Elizabeth Heh..funny seeing her get Punk'd. But shes definitely hott.

27. Nicole Richie I'm one of the few..but damnit I find her hott. I'd hit it.

26. Kate Hudson Ummm..no.

25. Maggie Gyllenhaal Who?

24. Portia de Rossi Who the fuck?

23. Josie Maran She looked hott in some FHM thing pics..but that's it.

22. Cameron Diaz Ummm...so hit someone in the face with the frying pan and they're considered hott? Sort of like the Olsen twins I guess.

21. Elisha Cuthbert Not Hot in the slightest (Finally someone who agrees)

20. Michelle Branch Hott...not number 20.

19. Kirsten Dunst (Read Cameron Diaz) Not that hott IMO.

18. Keira Knightley Well..just saw PoC again...hott. But should have been like 40 something.

17. Angelina Jolie I'd love to get head from her.

16. Kim Smith Who?

15. Janet Jackson Damn...a tit can make chicks popular. Number 90 something maybe.

14. Brittany Murphy Ehhh..when I look at her I still remember the geek from sister sister. hott..but not one of my top picks.

13. Scarlett Johansson She's growing on me.

12. Carmen Electra  Shouldn't be this high.

11. Eve Fuck She's gotten hotter..but still...no way in hell she should be this close to top ten.

10. Halle Berry Should have been higher...especially higher then fucking Mischa Barton.

9. Jessica Alba  I'd hit it over..and over...and over again. Damn I wanna go watch Idle hands again.

8. Paris Hilton  Ho, but I'd tap it.

7. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos  She makes a blue suit look hot.

6. Mischa Barton Fuck I hate this chick...her character, and what I've seen of her out of character. Should have been in the 60s.

5. Jennifer Lopez Definitely hott...but not number 5. Maybe 10.

4. Anna Kournikova I have never found this chick remotely hott.

3. Christina Aguilera NUMBER3!?! Heh...britney'll love that I'm sure. She's hot..but not 3.

2. Beyonce Knowles I don't know when it happened..but like a month ago I was saying I didn't see what people saw in her and she wasn't that hot...but somehow damn Im one of those people. She got hott all of a sudden in a short span..and I actually think she should be right here.

1. Jessica Simpson Meh...hott..but not number one. But she should be at teh top.

[K]

Brody made the list!

Fucking yeah! 'Bout fucking time.

[britneyspearsisgod]

Brode Dalle? She looks like a dogs backside and you know it Keith

[naiwf]

Maskell, the Fergie they are talking about is from the Black Eyed Peas, not the pasty faced fatty who was on Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers in the past

[zero]

Who judges this shit? seriously

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I seriously question your sexuality...

89. Rosario Dawson FINALLY! Someone I know! Meh

69. Milla Jovovich I'd hit it if I were drunk enough

68. Rachel Hunter Meh

56. Kelly Hu Meh

54. Shakira Again I'd hit it if I were drunk enough

53. Naomi Watts Meh

34. Uma Thurman Tossup. Kill Bill I'd hit it Otherwise Meh

33. Gwen Stefani Who Judges this shit?

31. Jessica Biel Meh

27. Nicole Richie Who cares?

26. Kate Hudson Ditto

21. Elisha Cuthbert Not Hot in the slightest

20. Michelle Branch Meh

19. Kirsten Dunst Meh

18. Keira Knightley Meh

17. Angelina Jolie Bullet to the head

13. Scarlett Johansson Meh she lost points over poor selection

12. Carmen Electra  BWAHAHAHAHA

10. Halle Berry Meh

7. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos  Meh

4. Anna Kournikova AK still brings the hotness.....in small doses. Meh

3. Christina Aguilera Not caring

2. Beyonce Knowles Fuck that

1. Jessica Simpson FUCK THAT

Okay first, you're indifferent to the skankiest of the skanks Christina Aguilera (who only got that high on the list because she posed for Maxim) but you'd put a bullet in Angelina Jolie's head, who is probably the hottest chick alive? Then you laugh off Carmen Elektra and MEH a plethora of extremely hot chicks?! And you'd only fuck Milla and Shakira if you were drunk? I'd be all over those two like stink on shit. And then to say Elisha Cuthbert isn't hot in the slightest? And finally, asking like Gwen Stefani shouldn't have been anywhere near the list when she is EASILY top 25. Are you sure you weren't mad this wasn't a Maxim for women Hot 100? I know, different strokes for different folks, but who do you think is hot? You hardly seemed to care about anyone on this list.

Anyway, decent list, Angelina shoulda been number one with Beyonce at #2. Jessica was way too high, Uma was way too low

[tristy]

Fergie should be in Top 20. Brody should be in the Top 30.

Where is Otep?

EDIT: Or Cristina Scabbia or Angela Glassow?

Edited June 15, 2004 by Tristy

[britneyspearsisgod]

Anyway, decent list, Angelina shoulda been number one with Beyonce at #2. Jessica was way too high, Uma was way too low

I agree with that. Angleina Jolie (aside from by beautiful Britney, of course ) has GOT TO BE the hottest girl going today.

[zero]

I agree with that. Angleina Jolie (aside from by beautiful Britney, of course ) has GOT TO BE the hottest girl going today.

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Britney is hit or miss with me, but she's definitely way hotter than Aguilera, who looks like a fucking alien. Plus the fact she's such a whore, her pussy probably looks like spoiled roast beef.

[britneyspearsisgod]

Britney is hit or miss with me, but she's definitely way hotter than Aguilera, who looks like a fucking alien. Plus the fact she's such a whore, her pussy probably looks like spoiled roast beef.

Who says it's just her pussy that looks like that?

[ROC]

For those who wanted to know who some of these people are, here is who they are:

100. Tamala Jones - model

99. Amanda Swisten - model; she was one of the strippers in American Wedding

98. Missi Pyle - model

97. K.D. Aubert - model

96. Tamie Sheffield - model

95. Brody Dalle - musician (vocalist of The Distillers and she's still ugly)

94. Giuliana DePandi - TV personality with E!

93. Nadine Velazquez - model

92. Melissa Howard - model

91. Eva Longoria -model

90. Jill Wagner - model

89. Rosario Dawson - actress (but you didn't need me to tell you that)

88. Lindsay Price - model

87. Christina DaRe - model

86. Victoria Pratt - model

85. Maria Menounos - TV personality on Entertainment Tonight

84. Dido - singer

83. Blu Cantrell - singer

82. Thalia - singer

81. Daisy Fuentes - just a thing of wicked hotness (dang, I get more Yankee every day)

80. Rachel Nichols - model/singer (I think)

79. Zooey Deschanel - model

78. Vanessa Marcil - model

77. Paulina Rubio - singer/model

76. Elena Lyons - model/actress (she was in Club Dread)

75. Eva Green - model

74. Bianca Kajlich - actress (she was in Halloween: Resurrection)

73. Mandy Moore - a pretty girl with or without makeup

72. Cameron Richardson - model

71. Victoria Beckham

70. Monika Kramlik - model

69. Milla Jovovich

68. Rachel Hunter

67. Christina Applegate

66. Brooke Burns - model/actress/Bruce Willis' ex

65. Larissa Meek - model

64. Fergie - singer (part of Black Eyed Peas)

63. Shannyn Sossamon - actress (Let me say that I'm glad that she doesn't look coked up anymore)

62. Tricia Helfer - model

61. Rachel Perry - TV personality on VH1

60. Monet Mazur - model

59. Eva Mendes - actress (Training Day, 2Fast 2Furious)

58. Rachel Bilson - actress (Summer from The O.C.)

57. Anna Faris - actress (she was Cindy on Scary Movies 1-3)

56. Kelly Hu

55. Catherine Bell - actress (JAG)

54. Shakira

53. Naomi Watts

52. Mya

51. Gina Gershon - actress/singer

50. Amber Brkich - person off Survivor

49. Kylie Minogue

48. Kelis

47. Ana Hickmann - model

46. Paige Butcher - model

45. Liz Phair - indy singer/possible sell-out?

44. Kate Bosworth - actress (she was in Blue Crush and Tad Hamilton)

43. Charlize Theron

42. Brooke Burke *drools* Sorry.

41. Gisele Bundchen - well-known model/Leonardo DiCaprio's grilfriend

40. Shania Twain

39. Amber Arbucci - model

38. Liv Tyler

37. Krista Allen - model

36. Britney Spears HAHAHAHA! Moving on.

35. Pamela Anderson

34. Uma Thurman

33. Gwen Stefani

32. Mariah Carey

31. Jessica Biel

30. Sara Foster - actress (The Big Bounce)

29. Ashanti

28. Shannon Elizabeth

27. Nicole Richie - WTF?!

26. Kate Hudson

25. Maggie Gyllenhaal - actress (Secretary, Donnie Darko; she also not hot enough to be on this list)

24. Portia de Rossi - OVERRATED!

23. Josie Maran - model/actress

22. Cameron Diaz

21. Elisha Cuthbert

20. Michelle Branch - well, she's overrated in terms of hotness

19. Kirsten Dunst

18. Keira Knightley 

17. Angelina Jolie

16. Kim Smith - model (and for those who haven't seen her, she's pretty hot, IMO)

15. Janet Jackson - I now have another reason to hate this list.

14. Brittany Murphy

13. Scarlett Johansson

12. Carmen Electra 

11. Eve

10. Halle Berry

9. Jessica Alba - well, she's pretty and she has natural beauty

8. Paris Hilton 

7. Rebecca Romijn-Stamos - IMO, the most deserving of #1

6. Mischa Barton - actress (Marissa from The O.C.)

5. Jennifer Lopez

4. Anna Kournikova

3. Christina Aguilera

2. Beyonce Knowles

1. Jessica Simpson

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Edited June 15, 2004 by TheROC-Revolt

[ROC]

Britney is hit or miss with me, but she's definitely way hotter than Aguilera, who looks like a fucking alien.  Plus the fact she's such a whore, her pussy probably looks like spoiled roast beef.

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Who says Brit's doesn't look like that?

[K]

Angelina Jolie is the hottest woman on the planet. I'd fuck her brother to get close to her.