Maxim's Hot 100

[tristy]

For those who wanted to know who some of these people are, here is who they are:

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uh...Brody Dalle is the lead singer of the Distillers.

[ROC]

uh...Brody Dalle is the lead singer of the Distillers.

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Sorry, I'll change it. I do suck.

[K]

And she's hot as fuck

[tristy]

And she's hot as fuck

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I think Otep is better. but Brody is hot.

[DMN in the House]

I demand that an EWB one is made, with Angelina Jolie at number one.

[Guest bruins72]

I'm pretty sure this list is comprised only of women who have appeared in Maxim (and maybe Blender and Gear since they're spin-offs). That would explain a lot of the ones I've never heard of.

Here are my favorites...

89. Rosario Dawson

81. Daisy Fuentes

69. Milla Jovovich

68. Rachel Hunter

66. Brooke Burns

61. Rachel Perry

59. Eva Mendes

56. Kelly Hu

54. Shakira

51. Gina Gershon

45. Liz Phair

43. Charlize Theron

38. Liv Tyler

33. Gwen Stefani

31. Jessica Biel

28. Shannon Elizabeth

21. Elisha Cuthbert

20. Michelle Branch

19. Kirsten Dunst

18. Keira Knightley

14. Brittany Murphy

13. Scarlett Johansson

10. Halle Berry

9. Jessica Alba

4. Anna Kournikova

I must have strange taste. I only like 3 out of the top 10. Most of my favorites are in the lower ranked spots.

[FLiam]

Micsha should be number one dammit!!!!!!!!!!!

[Typical Phenom]

Who judges this shit? seriously

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Half your "comments" were "Who?". How can you speculate that the judging is bad when you don't even know who these ladies are or how hot they may be?

Also, why is this just coming up now? The issue came out over a month ago I believe. Anyway, I was only disappointed with a handful of the selections (Eve at 11) but it's just a list, who cares.

[ROC]

Also, why is this just coming up now?  The issue came out over a month ago I believe.  Anyway, I was only disappointed with a handful of the selections (Eve at 11) but it's just a list, who cares.

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There was a special on it last night on VH1 so that's why I posted it now.

[SeanDMan]

24. Portia de Rossi Shouldn't even be in the 100

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You're on heroin.

[A-Dub]

WHere is Lindsey Lohan? She's not #1, but shes hotter than a lot of um.

[Media 2.0]

WHere is Lindsey Lohan? She's not #1, but shes hotter than a lot of um.

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I guess they begin creating this list...before Lohan's uber popularity spurt.

[A-Dub]

Ah, tuche'.

[edcq]

I can't believe they have Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton fairly high and overly high respectively on the list. I'd put both of them at 100-95.

And next year, I bet Lindsay Lohan is no. 1. I didn't really like her but i saw her on SNL and i thought she looked unbelieveably HOTT.

And i think that Rachel Bilson should be wayyyy higher than where she is. She's like top 5 in my list. Mischa should be banned from this list, she looks really disgusting sometimes.

Edited June 16, 2004 by 17

[FunkAsPuck]

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are quite possibly the most overrated looking women at the moment.

2 average looking blondes at most. Don't even let me get started on Jessica Simpleton.

[RawIsWar]

What's with Victoria Beckham in there, she is a dog

[Guest Dead Rats]

Where is Denise Richards?

[Troy Maskell]

I seriously question your sexuality...

Okay first, you're indifferent to the skankiest of the skanks Christina Aguilera (who only got that high on the list because she posed for Maxim) but you'd put a bullet in Angelina Jolie's head, who is probably the hottest chick alive?  Then you laugh off Carmen Elektra and MEH a plethora of extremely hot chicks?!  And you'd only fuck Milla and Shakira if you were drunk?  I'd be all over those two like stink on shit.  And then to say Elisha Cuthbert isn't hot in the slightest?  And finally, asking like Gwen Stefani shouldn't have been anywhere near the list when she is EASILY top 25.  Are you sure you weren't mad this wasn't a Maxim for women Hot 100?    I know, different strokes for different folks, but who do you think is hot?  You hardly seemed to care about anyone on this list.

Anyway, decent list, Angelina shoulda been number one with Beyonce at #2.  Jessica was way too high, Uma was way too low

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Are we talking about the same Angelina Jolie? The chick from Tomb Raider. She's ugly AND annoying thus Bullet to the Head.

Gwen Stefani has never been hot and never will be.

Elisha Cuthbert isn't hot in the slightest and again never will be.

Carmen I was more laughing at her spot, she's hot but not that high hot. Maybe bottom 25 but not that hot.

In answer to you. People like Brittany Murphy (Notice I said I'd hit that two times?) Jessica Alba and Eliza Dushku

Different strokes for different folks like you said.

[kaya]

8. Paris Hilton

Fuckin Ugh. Paris Hilton is a fucking broomstick with lipstick, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHH. There's hardly a woman after her that doesnt deserve to be ahead of that braindead coke-head.

[Guest Rubber Band Man]

I only recognized 52 of those names and I would only bang half of them.

By the way Gauge should be on that list. That is one hot pornstar.