The 2006 Academy "Gay Cowboy/Author/Knightley Ass" Awards

[Quom]

Crash winning is a huge pile of shit, that is all.

[GoGo Yubari]

You know, I just realized. This is the first Academy Awards where I didn't storm off irritatedly at any point. Nice.

[ACCBiggz]

Well, I'll settle for Crash even though I think the others were better.

Huffman was much better than Reese, and PSH getting an Oscar was fantastic. Overall, decent Oscars.

[gunnar hendershow]

Well, we'll be hearing about how the Academy was afraid to give Best Picture to Brokeback forever. I thought it was the best picture of the year, but all I really cared about was that Ang Lee got the Best Director he so deserved.

Honestly though, how many times has a movie won Best Picture at everything besides the Oscars?

[Ananas]

I guess the people from JoBlo.com who called it the most overrated movie of the year were just being homophobic then. Or maybe they just didn't think it was good enough.

[tristy]

I actually heard Brokeback was one of the most heterosexual films out there.

[ACCBiggz]

Brokeback was overrated, and directing wise... Speilberg, Clooney, well.. the whole category was better.

Crash, suitable winner, but I'd rather seen Capote or GoodNight/GoodLuck.

[tristy]

My local news is going apeshit over Reese winning.

[mattman1624]

Jon Stewart was funny all night. The Academy better bring him back.

[gunnar hendershow]

My local news is going apeshit over Reese winning.

My local news is like "Crash won best picture" and then went on to cover Kimmie Meissner.

[tristy]

My local news is going apeshit over Reese winning.

My local news is like "Crash won best picture" and then went on to cover Kimmie Meissner.

[BlackFlagg]

I just realized...Tony Danza is now a part of an Oscar winning movie

[gunnar hendershow]

My local news is going apeshit over Reese winning.

My local news is like "Crash won best picture" and then went on to cover Kimmie Meissner.

Yeah, but Reese isn't from Maryland, now is she?

No, we just have a 6th place Olympian.

[wCwCreator]

Gay Cowboys can suck it.

Racist People Rock.

Three Six Mafia is the shite!

[Guest seattlebandfan9]

Philip Seymour Hoffman is god.

[RPS]

I am happy Crash one. Of the nominees, it was the best.

My favorite movie of the year, Transamerica, leaves empty handed. But whatever. It was a decent year for movies.

[GoGo Yubari]

I just realized...Tony Danza is now a part of an Oscar winning movie

And Sandra Bullock. Entirely surreal.

[Numbahs]

I'll save the rant for another time, but Crash winning makes the awards look like a total joke. The only reason it won is because of the old frostyboxes that don't feel smooth with the gays.

Oh well, I disagree with almost every Best Picture winner anyway....

[GoGo Yubari]

I'll save the rant for another time, but Crash winning makes the awards look like a total joke. The only reason it won is because of the old frostyboxes that don't feel smooth with the gays.

... or maybe because Brokeback really isn't as great as people make it out to be? Good, yes. Best Picture? No no no.

[SeanDMan]

I dunno, I'm with Nik. I think Brokeback is massively overrated.

Crash isn't the best movie of the year, in my opinion, but it was good, and Brokeback wasn't anything special.

As far as Jon Williams losing for both his Oscars, I imagine he'll cry the whole way home and then dry his eyes and blow his nose with hundred dollar bills.