Pro Wrestling KING

[HardcoreJay]

Friday, February 24th 2006

GENOCIDE!!!!!!!

Chris Sabin/Sonjay Dutt vs. The Briscoe Brothers

Dutt nails a spinning heel kick on Jay and now makes the cover, 1…2, Jay kicks out. Dutt picks him up and makes the tag to Sabin. Sabin comes in and whips Jay to the ropes and there’s a blind tag by Jay to Mark, Jay comes back to Sabin and ducks a clothesline, AND MARK BRISCOE RUNS UP AND HITS A YAKUZA KICK ON SABIN!!!!! Mark makes the cover, 1…2, Dutt breaks the count. The Briscoes now working over Sonjay and Mark nails a drop toe hold on Dutt. Jay Briscoe on the outside grabs Sonjay and pulls him out of the ring RIGHT INTO A JAY DRILLER ON THE CONCRETE!!!!! Mark picks Sabin up and now sets him up, HERE COMES THE CUT THROAT SUPLEX NO SABIN REVERSES IT AND PICKS UP MARK, CRADLE SHOCK, 1….2…3!!!!!! Sabin and Dutt have won this match and Jay Briscoe can’t believe it. Jay climbs inside the ring again and runs Sabin out. Mark Briscoe is on the ground holding his head and Jay is arguing with him about the loss. Jay finally shakes his head at Mark and walks off leaving him in the ring.

Rating: 84%

Dustin Iler vs. Amazing Red

Iler picks Red up and shoots him to the corner. Red hits and now Iler runs up and RED KICKS HIM in the gut and leaps on his back, CODE RED!!!!! CODE RED ON ILER, 1…2….3 NO!!!!! Iler kicks out at the last second. Red now picks up Iler and nails a scoop slam and now starts to climb to the top rope but Iler starts to move and leaps up and crotches Red. Iler now starts climbing up top and turns Red around AND PICKS HIM UP, OJAI VALLEY DRIVER OFF THE TURNBUCKLE, 1….2….3!!!!!!!

Rating: 84%

The PWK Needs A Hero To Be Superfight Champion

(The scene fades to a previous taped promo with Chris Hero standing in front of the camera)

Chris Hero: Now I know you people are wondering why Chris Hero came in after the match between Sputnik and Spike, and he brutally beat them both down… And might I add, I did a damn good job… The reason is this… Nikita Sputnik has been running around, beating people left and right, and I’ll admit, he did beat me a couple months back… But Sputnik doesn’t realize something, and that is the fact that besides Chris Hero, there is NOBODY in Pro Wrestling KING that can match up to him, other than me, the “Savior Of PWK.” Sputnik has not ONCE defended his title against an honorable opponent. What is this shit with him taking on Spike Dudley, I mean does Spike Dudley LOOK like a damn Superfight Champion? Does he LOOK like the kind of guy that Pro Wrestling KING should have represent them as it’s Superfight Champion, of course he doesn’t. Spike Dudley is nothing more than a man who would still be teaching in public schools if it weren’t for two other guys that MADE the Dudley name… Now Chris Hero on the other hand… Now THERE’S a guy that can take that Superfight Title, and that is a man that will represent the PWK as it’s Superfight Champion… Sputnik, last time you beat me… This time around, it will not be the same…

(Hero smiles and then leaves)

Rating: 78%

The Rottweilers Will Bite The Hart Foundation In The Ass

(The scene fades backstage where Homicide and Low Ki are walking inside of the building when Homicide notices a cameraman and Richard Thorton)

Richard Thorton: Homicide, Low Ki, can-

Homicide: Whoa, whoa, hold up a second, you don’t have to say a damn thing, we know what you here for, you’re here and are gonna ask us about our match tonight against the Hart Foundation, yo, it’s this simple, me and Low Ki, we gonna beat they ass ALL OVER THIS PLACE!!!!! Teddy Hart, Jack Evans, you two pieces of shit are gonna DIE TONIGHT!!!!!

(Homicide walks off but Low Ki stays where he is)

Low Ki: And as for you Samoa Joe… This Sunday night, it’s not going to be the first time we’ve met inside the ring… But it sure as hell will be the second time I’ve beaten you here in Pro Wrestling KING… So Joe… You know what I think of you… All you need to do is be ready… To lose…

(Low Ki walks off)

Rating: 77%

(The camera fades into the arena where Hardcore Jay is making his way out through the curtain, AND JUSTICE PAIN RUNS UP AND NAILS HIM IN THE BACK WITH A BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT!!!!! Jay goes down and now Justice Pain takes the baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire, AND HE STARTS DIGGING IT INTO THE FLESH OF JAY’S HEAD!!!!! JAY IS BLEEDING!!!!!!!)

Rating: 72%

Justice Pain vs. Hardcore Jay

Justice Pain finally drags Hardcore Jay in the ring and covers him up, 1…2, Jay kicks out. Pain starts stomping the bloody head of Hardcore Jay and now picks him up and shoots him to the ropes, Jay comes back, OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX, PAIN COVERS, 1…2…3 NO!!!! JAY KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!! Pain picks him up and sets him up, PAIN THRILLER CONNECTS!!!!! Pain covers him, 1….2…3 NO!!!!!! JAY GOT THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!!! PAIN CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!!!! Justice Pain picks Jay back up and goes for another Pain Thriller BUT JAY COUNTERS IT AND LIFTS HIM UP, LAST CALL BY HARDCORE JAY!!!!! Jay can’t even make the cover he’s too hurt but finally he drapes an arm across the chest of Pain, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!!! Pain starts getting to his feet and now he goes to the outside and grabs a chair. He climbs inside the ring and goes to hit Jay BUT JAY DUCKS AWAY FROM IT!!!! Pain turns around, KICK BY JAY AND JAY LIFTS HIM UP, HARDCORE DROP, 1…2…3!!!!!! JAY PICKS UP THE WIN, BUT NICK GAGE HAS JUST SLID IN THE RING AND GRABS THE CHAIR, CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD OF JAY!!!!! Nick Gage picks Hardcore Jay up, BRAINBUSTER ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! Hardcore Jones runs in and clears the ring but the H8 Club have escaped.

Rating: 89%

Television Title: Jade Diamond © vs. Gabriel Octavo Marquez

Diamond nails a DDT on Marquez and covers, 1…2, kick out. Diamond picks up Marquez and shoots him to the corner, Diamond runs behind MARQUEZ LIFTS HIMSELF UP AND NAILS DIAMOND WITH A SUNSET FLIP, 1…2, Diamond kicks out and goes for a basement dropkick but Marquez blocks it. Diamond sits up, MARQUEZ NAILS A SPIN KICK TO THE FACE OF DIAMOND!!!!! Marquez climbs up the top rope, TWISTING MOONSAULT ON DIAMOND, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Diamond kicks out at the last second. Marquez now picks up Diamond and shoots him to the ropes. Diamond comes back and ducks a clothesline from Marquez, AND LOCKS HIM UP, JUST LIKE HEAVEN!!!!! JUST LIKE HEAVEN IS PLACED ON MARQUEZ, AND HE TAPS, DIAMOND RETAINS!!!!!!

Rating: 88%

Austin Aries vs. AJ Styles

Aries nails a dropkick on Styles and now goes to the ropes, LIONSAULT on Styles, 1…2… Styles kicks out. Aries picks Styles up and nails a scoop slam and now climbs up top, FROG SPLASH FROM ARIES, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Styles kicks out again. Aries gets to his feet, goes over to Styles, SPINNING ELBOW DROP MISSES!!!!! Styles gets back to his feet, AND NAILS THE PELE KICK!!!!! Styles with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Styles picks Aries back up and Aries is fighting back and now shoots him to the corner. Aries runs up, CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Aries now picks up Styles in the corner and climbs up top. Aries signals for a hurricanrana and goes for it BUT AJ HOLDS HIM AND NOW SETS HIM UP, STYLES CLASH ON ARIES!!!!! AJ rolls him over, 1…2…3!!!!!

Rating: 90%

Tag Team Title: The Rottweilers © vs. Hart Foundation

Homicide nails Hart with a discuss lariat and covers, 1…2, kick out. Homicide picks Teddy Hart back up and shoots him to the corner. Teddy hits hard and Homicide runs up, KICK BY TEDDY HART NAILS HOMICIDE in the face. Hart comes behind Homicide and picks him up, BACK SUPLEX TURNED INTO A STUNNER!!!!! Hart rolls Homicide over, 1…2… LOW KI breaks the count and now in comes Evans and starts nailing Low Ki with right hands. Evans whips Low Ki to the ropes but Low Ki reverses. Jack Evans comes back, LOW KI NAILS A SUPERKICK!!!!! Evans goes down hard and now Teddy Hart starts forearming Low Ki and now nails a dropkick on him and takes him to the outside. Teddy starts talking trash and turns around, HOMICIDE NAILS LARIAT ON TEDDY HART!!!!! Homicide picks Teddy up quickly and turns him around, locks him up, COP KILLA!!!!!! Homicide covers, 1…2…3!!!!! THE ROTTWEILERS RETAIN THE TITLES!!!!!

Rating: 88%

I Am The Fallen Angel, Which Means I’m Better Than You

(Christopher Daniels is in the ring with a microphone)

Christopher Daniels: Now I know that I shouldn’t be out here tonight, in fact, I shouldn’t even be out here wrestling tonight, because I’ve got a title to defend at the Pay Per View in two days against two nobody’s… But I am here tonight not because Pro Wrestling KING booked me, I’m here tonight because I want to show EACH and every one of you, just an example, of how GOOD Christopher Daniels is tonight. I have chosen a worthy opponent tonight to get beaten by me, you all know him as the drug free, alcohol free, straight edged BITCH, CM Punk… Punk and I have been through Ring Of Honor, we’ve been through TNA, we’ve been through just about every independent promotion known to MAN, and we’ve beaten the hell out of each other. But tonight, tonight in Pro Wrestling KING, Christopher Daniels is going to beat the hell out of CM Punk, because let’s just face it, HE’S NOTHING when it comes to wrestling the “Fallen Angel.” I’m the guy that had his girlfriend taken out in Ring Of Honor, and by god if I were in the WWE when he was there, I’d be the same one to take out his new slut, er girlfriend…

(CM PUNK HITS THE RING AND STARTS BRAWLING WITH DANIELS!!!!!)

Rating: 84%

Christopher Daniels vs. CM Punk

Daniels nails Punk with a right hand and now shoots him to the corner. Daniels runs up, PUNK with a boot to the face of Daniels and now Punk on the second rope leaps off, DANIELS HITS A SUPERKICK TO THE FACE AND THE COVER, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! Daniels sets Punk up and walks over to the corner, AND HITS THE BEST MOONSAULT EVER, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! PUNK KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!! Daniels picks Punk up and shoots him to the ropes, Punk comes back and ducks a clothesline and goes for a backslide and hits it, BUT DANIELS IS BACK UP AND GOES FOR THE ANGEL’S WINGS BUT PUNK BLOCKS IT AND NAILS A BACK BODY DROP!!!!! Daniels gets back to his feet, Punk kicks Daniels and sets him up, DEVIL LOCK DDT NAILS DANIELS AND THE COVER, 1…2…3!!!!! CM PUNK WINS!!!!!

Rating: 83%

(Show fades with Daniels being irate and talking smack to CM Punk as he heads back up the ramp)

Overall Show Rating: 83%

Saturday, February 25th 2006

We scored a 1.84 rating for Genocide this week. 2,124 fans attended the show and we made $42,480 dollars in ticket and merchandise sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!!

NIGHTMARES AND DREAMSCAPES SOLD OUT!!!!!

It has been official, all the tickets for the Pay Per View this Sunday have been sold out. PWK are very pleased by this announcement and PWK plans on giving the fans one hell of a Pay Per View Sunday night, and PWK would like to send out thanks to everyone for supporting the company.

Next Pay Per View Location Announced

The next Pay Per View entitled Carnage Bowl will be held in New Castle, Delaware at the Blue Diamond Motorcross Park. It will be an outside show, and tickets are on sale now.

WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Wrestler of the night is going to Hardcore Jay for making a big comeback, beating Justice Pain after being assaulted before the match with a baseball bat.

FINISHER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

This goes to Dustin Iler for the Ojai Valley Driver off the top rope.

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!

This is going to AJ Styles and Austin Aries.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Nightmares And Dreamscapes PPV

James Maritato vs. Kid Kash

Tag Team

3LK vs. West Coast Widowmakers

Ladder Match

Jay Man vs. Matt Hardy vs. Spanky vs. Paul London

Juniorweight Title

Christopher Daniels vs. Isaac Comelightly vs. Sonjay Dutt

Low Ki vs. Samoa Joe

Breakout Card For Feb. 28th

Juniorweight Title

Christopher Daniels (if still champion) vs. Winner Of Ladder Match

Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. Spike Dudley

American Dragon vs. Charlie Thriller

Tag Team

Dudley Boyz vs. Briscoe Brothers

James Maritato vs. CM Punk

Ruckus vs. Jack Evans

**Card Subject To Change**

Sunday, February 26th 2006

NIGHTMARES AND DREAMSCAPES!!!!!

(The show opens up to Mike Rether and Clint White doing commentary)

MR: HELLO AND WELCOME TO NIGHTMARES AND DREAMSCAPES!!!!! I’m Mike Rether and as always next to me is Clint White. Fans, this is our 9th Pay Per View, and by god it’s sure to be a fantastic one at that.

CW: Fantastic is not the word for this Rether, this show is going to be GREAT, especially since DRH is going to win won for the Trinity yet again.

MR: Of course, DRH WILL be defending the World Heavyweight Title tonight…

CW: And Don Callis has told me PERSONALLY who it would be against.

MR: Who is it then?

CW: Can’t tell ya…

MR: Well let’s stop wasting time, let’s go to the ring for the first match of the night.

~NO!!!!!! SLEEP!!!!! TILL BROOKLYN!!!!!!~

(“No Sleep Till Brooklyn” by Beastie Boys starts up and the fans cheer as James Maritato makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!!! KID ROCK!!!!!!!!~

(“Bawitaba” by Kid Rock starts up and the fans boo as Kid Kash makes his way down the aisle. Kash slides inside the ring and gets right in the face of Maritato)

James Maritato vs. Kid Kash

The bell sounds and Kid Kash is still talking trash to Maritato AND HE SLAPS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Maritato shakes it off, AND NOW STARTS THROWING RIGHT HANDS TO KASH!!!!! Maritato nails him with a few right hands and now shoots him to the ropes. Kash comes back, Maritato kicks him in the gut and now runs to the ropes, NECKBREAKER!!!! Maritato covers but Kash quickly kicks out. Maritato now grabs the leg of Kash and Kash starts to kick him off and does so. Kash getting back to his feet but Maritato kicks him in the face and now picks him back up and shoots him to the corner. Maritato runs up, kick to the face by Kash, KASH LEAPS ON THE TURNBUCKLE AND LEAPS OFF, HURRICANRANA FROM KASH BUT MARITATO ROLLS TO HIS FEET!!!!! Kash turns around, MARITATO RUNS UP AND NAILS A DIVING FOREARM!!!!! Maritato and Kash back up, Kash takes him over with an arm drag. Both back up, Maritato hits an arm drag. Both back up again, double dropkicks, STANDOFF!!!!!! (Clapping!!!!)

MR: Starting things off with a fast pace old school ECW opening and the fans are appreciating every second of it.

Kash and Maritato now going for a test of strength and they lock up BUT KASH NAILS A KNEE TO THE GUT OF MARITATO AND SNAPMARES HIM OVER!!!!! Kash now with a rear chinlock on Maritato but Maritato is fighting out of it and finally gets back up to his feet and elbows Kash. Kash finally let’s go of the hold and Maritato runs to the ropes and Kash ducks down, MARITATO NAILS A SWINGING DDT!!!!! Kash rolls out of the ring and checks his forehead and now turns back around, MARITATO RUNS OUT AND DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES NAILING KASH WITH A FOREARM!!!!! Maritato picks Kash up and tosses him back inside the ring and now Maritato is up on the apron, Kash is up now and turns around, Maritato gives him a shot to the gut and nails a sunset flip BUT KASH ROLLS UP AND NAILS A BASEMENT DROPKICK!!!!! Kash with the cover, 1…2, kick out. Kash picks Maritato back up and shoots him to the ropes, Maritato comes back and takes a kick from Kash, AND KASH HITS A SNAP SUPLEX, BUT HE HOLDS ON, ANOTHER SNAP SUPLEX, AND HE STILL HOLDS ON, HE TAKES HIM UP AGAIN, BRAINBUSTER!!!!!! Kash with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!

MR: He just kicked out of one of Kid Kash’s big moves of his arsenal.

CW: Yeah big deal, he’ll NEVER kick out of the Money Maker.

Kash picks Maritato back up and now tosses him to the corner but Maritato reverses and sends Kash. Kash hits the corner and now Maritato runs up AND TAKES an elbow from Kash. Kash now leaps on the turnbuckle and grabs Maritato, TORNADO DDT!!!!! Kash with the cover, 1…2… SHOULDER UP!!!! Kash can’t believe that he kicked out but continues to work on Maritato and now locks him up in a bow and arrow submission BUT MARITATO ROLLS ON TOP OF KASH, 1…2, kick out from Kash. Kash is back up quickly and goes for a clothesline BUT MARITATO GRABS HIM AND GOES FOR THE KISS OF DEATH BUT KASH counters and shoots him to the ropes, Maritato bounces off and Kash ducks, MARITATO LEAPS UP AND HITS THE SICILLIAN SLICE!!!!!! Maritato rolls Kash over, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Kash kicks out at the last second. Maritato now goes to the legs and turns Kash around, SICILLIAN CRAB!!!!!

MR: Maritato pulling out all the stops trying to slow Kash down.

Kash fights for it and finally makes it to the ropes. Maritato picks Kash up and now chops him to the ropes and now shoots him to the other side. Kash bounces off and comes back and ducks under a clothesline from Maritato. Maritato turns around, SUPERKICK TO MARITATO!!!!!! Kash with the cover, 1…2, kick out from Maritato. Kash picks Maritato back up and back down with a scoop slam. Kid Kash now calls for the top rope. Kash climbs up top, FROG SPLASH NO, MARITATO GETS THE KNEES UP!!!!! Maritato back to his feet grabs Kid Kash, GOING FOR THE KISS OF DEATH AGAIN BUT KASH COUNTERS IT WITH A BACK SUPLEX BUT MARITATO LANDS ON HIS FEET!!!!! Maritato wraps up Kash, KASH LOW BLOWS MARITATO BUT THE REF DIDN’T SEE IT!!!!! Kash turns around and hooks up Maritato, MONEY MAKER!!!!! Kash with the cover, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winner: Kid Kash

CW: I TOLD YA HE WOULDN’T EVER KICK OUT OF IT RETHER!!!!!

MR: Well you weren’t wrong about that, and Kid Kash pulls out the big win tonight over Maritato, boy Maritato has been on a downfall lately, he needs a pick me up.

Rating: 84%

MR: Well coming up now folks, the match was made a few nights ago, it’s going to be the 3 Live Kru taking on the West Coast Widowmakers.

~THIS MUTHA IS A BAD JAM!!!!!!~

(“Break It Down” by Chris Warren Band starts up and the fans boo as BG James and Ron Killings make their way down the aisle. They climb inside the ring and play to the fans for a few minutes until the music fades into “Nitro” by Dick Dale and the West Coast Widowmakers make their way down the aisle. Bud and Thriller make it down to the ring, but just as they do, Ron Killings runs up and nails Bud behind with a dropkick to the back of the head!!!!!!)

3LK vs. West Coast Widowmakers

Bud tumbles down to the floor from that baseball slide from Killings and now Charlie Thriller dives into the ring and begins trading punches with BG James. Thriller is able to force James back a little bit and now runs to the ropes, Thriller comes back and ducks underneath a clothesline from James. Thriller goes the other way and comes back, BIG CLOTHESLINE FROM THRILLER TAKES JAMES OFF HIS FEET!!!!! Bud on the outside now starts coming back after that baseball slide AND TOSSES KILLINGS IN THE GUARDRAIL!!!!! Thriller picks James up and nails him with a scoop slam and now Thriller yells for Bud. Bud on the apron, SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP ON TOP OF JAMES!!!!!

MR: Showing some good teamwork here by the Widowmakers, and what a big move from Bud.

CW: Yea he’s definitely the luchadore of this team Rether.

The referee gets control of the match and Thriller is the legal man along with BG James. Thriller picks James up and nails him with a reverse DDT and makes the cover, 1…2, James gets the shoulder up. Thriller back to his feet nails a couple of stomps, now runs to the ropes, AND LEAPS UP AND NAILS A DOUBLE STOMP ON JAMES!!!!!! Thriller now with the cover and hooks the leg, 1…2, kick out by James again. Thriller begins to overpower James, he now picks him up but James brings a knee up and drives it into his gut, James grabs his head and sends him to the mat with a hard DDT!!!!! He goes for the quick cover, 1…2… Thriller gets the shoulder up. James picks up Thriller again and sends him to the ropes, Thriller comes back and takes a kick by James and now James lifts him up, BIG VERTICAL SUPLEX!!!!! James with the cover again, 1…2, kick out. James questions the count but now he gets up and walks over to his corner, and makes the tag to Killings.

MR: 3 Live Kru is currently proving to be the better and more prepared team of this match.

CW: You make it sound like it’s hard. Anyone is better than a bunch of surfer dudes from California.

Killings goes over to where Thriller is and lifts him up off of the mat, elbowing him once in the mouth before backing him up against the ropes, shooting him across the ring, Thriller comes back, AND THRILLER LEAPS UP AND TAKES KILLINGS DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Killings pops back up to his feet, and Thriller rushes at him again, sending him down to the mat with another clothesline before going over to his corner, tagging in Bud. Bud goes and grabs Killings by the head, lifting him to his feet, Bud and Thriller now with Killings they pick him up, DOUBLE SUPLEX!!!!!! They go to lift him back to his feet again, BUT JAMES COMES IN AND STARTS NAILING THRILLER WITH RIGHT HANDS!!!!! James backs him into the ropes and now starts pounding away on him. James now turns around, AND BUD COMES UP TO NAIL JAMES BUT KILLINGS STEPS IN THE WAY AND NAILS A SPIN KICK ON BUD!!!!! Killings with the cover, 1…2, Bud gets the shoulder up. Killings and James now grab Thriller and toss him to the ropes. Thriller comes back and gets picked up by James in a side slam, James holds him up, AND KILLINGS SPRINGS OFF THE SECOND ROPE AND COMES BACK DOWN WITH A LEG DROP!!!!!

CW: WHAT A DOUBLE TEAM!!!!!

MR: Indeed it was.

Thriller now rolls to the outside and Killings picks Bud off the mat and nails him with a couple right hands and tosses him to the corner. Killings now runs up, NAILS A SHOULDER to the gut, Killings now with a back handspring and lands on his feet, runs back up to Bud AND NAILS A HIGH DROPKICK TO THE FACE!!!!! Killings now makes the tag to James. James comes in and starts nailing the fallen Bud with kicks to the sternum and now picks him up and punches him a few times in the face, GOES FOR AN ELBOW BUT BUD BLOCKS HIM AND WRAPS HIM UP, T-BONE SUPLEX!!!!! Bud with the cover, 1…2… Killings breaks the count. Bud gets back to his feet and makes the tag to Thriller. Thriller comes in and starts hammering away at James and now walks up AND NAILS KILLINGS with a forearm. Killings comes in and the referee stops him and now Bud and Thriller start working over James. They grab James and shoot him to the ropes, James comes back and the Widowmakers flip him up and grab him, AND THEN FLIP HIM BACK DOWN TO THE MAT!!!!!!

MR: WHAT A MOVE!!!!!!

Thriller now making the cover on James, 1…2… Killings breaks the count again and now Bud comes in and starts hammering away on Killings. Bud shoots Killings to the ropes, Killings comes back to a ducking Bud, SPLIT LEGGED DOUBLE ARM DDT!!!!!! Killings gets up and starts showboating AND NOW THRILLER PICKS HIM UP, SPIN CYCLE!!!!! Killings gets planted with the Spin Cycle and Thriller pushes him out of the ring. Thriller now turns around, SNAP JAB BY JAMES, AND ANOTHER, AND ANOTHER, AND A BIG ELBOW TO THE HEAD SENDS THRILLER DOWN!!!!! James now runs to the ropes, SHAKY KNEE DROP CONNECTS AND JAMES WITH THE COVER, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! James now picks Thriller back up and signals for the end of the match and now sets Thriller up, here it comes, PUMP HANDLE SLAM!!!!!! James with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! BUD BREAKS THE PIN!!!!!! Bud starts hammering away on James and now picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Bud now runs up, JAMES ELBOWS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! James climbs up top and leaps off, BUD CATCHES HIM AND NAILS THE AGGRO PLEX!!!!!! Thriller with the cover and hooks the legs, Killings tries to break it up but Bud cuts him off, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winners: West Coast Widowmakers

Rating: 90%

MR: WHAT A MATCH THAT WAS!!!!!!

CW: I didn’t think they could do it, but they pulled it out. Impressive.

MR: That would be the word to describe it, incredible match between the Widowmakers and 3 Live Kru… But we’re about to see another incredible match, and that’s the big 3 Way Dance we’re about to see between Christopher Daniels, Isaac Comelightly, and Sonjay Dutt.

CW: And we get to see Daniels RETAIN the Juniorweight Title… Dutt and Isaac have NOTHING on Daniels.

~I!!!!! HATE!!!!!! EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!!!!~

(“I Hate Everything About You” by Ugly Kid Joe starts up and the fans cheer as Isaac Comelightly makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “Truth Hurts” by Addictive Remix and out comes Sonjay Dutt to a lot of cheers from the fans. Sonjay leaps inside the ring and goes on the turnbuckle and gets the fans pumped up as the music fades)

~WE’RE DISPOSABLE TEENS, WE’RE DISPOSABLE!!!!!!!~

(“Disposable Teens” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Christopher Daniels makes his way down the aisle carrying the Juniorweight Championship. Daniels slides inside the ring and goes over to a turnbuckle and leaps up top throwing his arms out in the “Prophecy/Church” symbol and plays to the fans as the music fades)

Juniorweight Title Match: Isaac Comelightly vs. Christopher Daniels © vs. Sonjay Dutt

The bell rings and the match begins, all three men remaining in their respective corners and waiting for someone to make the first move. After a few seconds of waiting, Daniels makes the first move by rushing at Dutt, and Daniels starts forearming him in the side of the head. Daniels takes Dutt to the ropes and now whips him to the far side. Dutt comes back and ducks under a clothesline but Isaac is behind Daniels waiting and picks Sonjay up AND SONJAY NAILS A DROPKICK ON THE WAY DOWN!!!!!! Dutt gets back to his feet and Daniels nails him in the back with a forearm and now shoots him to the ropes again. Dutt comes back and Daniels kicks him in the gut and now Daniels goes to the ropes and comes back, Dutt nails Daniels with a kick to the stomach and now goes behind him, SETS HIM UP, REVERSE DDT ON THE KNEE!!!!! Dutt holds him up still and turns him around, DDT ACROSS THE KNEE!!!!! Dutt puts Daniels back up and leaps, AND HITS A NECKBREAKER!!!! Dutt covers, 1…2, Isaac breaks up the count. Isaac picks Dutt up and Dutt starts nailing Isaac with a few chops and now shoots him to the ropes. Isaac comes back and ducks a clothesline BUT COUNTERS WITH A CRUCIFIXION, 1… Wait Sonjay rolls out of it and leaps to the outside on the apron. Isaac gets to his feet AND SONJAY HITS A FLIP OVER THE ROPES AND CATCHES ISAAC AND NAILS A HEADSCISSORS!!!!!!

MR: WHAT A MOVE BY DUTT!!!!!

CW: Yeah that was a nice little flip by Dutt, it was always a nice spot.

Dutt back to his feet and Daniels is getting back up as well. Sonjay nails Daniels with a right hand and now walks back a little bit and runs at Daniels, DANIELS KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH AND GOES FOR A POWERBOMB BUT DUTT COUNTERS IT AND TAKES DANIELS OUTSIDE THE RING WITH A HEADSCISSORS!!!!! Dutt and Isaac in the ring now starting to trade chops with each other and now Dutt whips Isaac to the ropes, Isaac comes back and ducks a clothesline from Dutt AND DIVES OUTSIDE WITH A BIG FLIP ON TOP OF DANIELS!!!!!! Sonjay getting cheers from the fans now as they wanna see him fly, Dutt runs to the ropes and comes back, LEAPS ON THE TOP ROPE AND HITS A 360 PLANCHA ON TOP OF ISAAC AND DANIELS!!!!!!!

~SON-JAY!!!!! SON-JAY!!!!! SON-JAY!!!!!!~

MR: BIG HIGH FLYING MOVE FROM SONJAY DUTT!!!!!!

Sonjay quickly picks up Daniels and tosses him back inside the ring. Sonjay climbs on the apron and goes over to the turnbuckle and now Sonjay leaps up on the turnbuckle LEAPS TO THE ROPES, AND GOES FOR A SPRINGBOARD ELBOW BUT DANILES MOVES AND SONJAY HITS HARD!!!!! Daniels gets back to his feet and grabs Sonjay and picks him up, BLUE THUNDER POWERBOMB, 1…2… ISAAC BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!! Daniels almost walked out with the win but Isaac was quick to react. Isaac now picks Daniels up and shoots him to the ropes but Daniels reverses and sends Isaac. Isaac comes back to Daniels WHO CATCHES HIM IN A SPINEBUSTER!!!!! Daniels now grabs the legs of Isaac, ELEVATED BOSTON CRAB!!!!! Daniels wrenches back on the legs and Isaac is trying to fight for the ropes, Sonjay now back up to his feet goes behind Daniels, AND LOCKS HIM IN A DRAGON SLEEPER!!!!! We’ve got a 3 way submission and now Daniels releases the hold. Sonjay grabs Daniels now and shoots him to the corner. Daniels hits hard and now Sonjay runs up, DANIELS BLOCKS A CLOTHESLINE AND GRABS HIM, STO!!!!! Daniels with the cover, 1…2…SONJAY kicks out. Daniels starts to get back up and now turns around and Isaac starts nailing him with forearms, Isaac grabs Daniels and now shoots him to the ropes, Daniels comes back and Isaac kicks him in the sternum, wraps him up, IMPLANT DDT!!!!! Isaac with the cover, 1…2… DANIELS gets the shoulder up. Isaac starts getting back to his feet and Sonjay runs up and starts forearming him in the back and now Sonjay runs to the ropes, Sonjay comes back, TILT-A-WHIRL FROM ISAAC, NO SONJAY COUNTERS IT INTO AN OCTOPUS HOLD!!!!! Daniels rolls out of the ring, where he tries to regain some of his energy. Sonjay is holding the move in tighter and Isaac is fighting it. Sonjay finally let’s go of the hold and now shoots Isaac to the corner. Sonjay runs up and Isaac LIFTS HIM UP AND OVER AND SONJAY LANDS ON THE APRON!!!! Sonjay now goes for a move BUT DANIELS TRIPS HIM UP SONJAY LANDS FACE FIRST ON THE APRON!!!!! Daniels slides back in the ring and Isaac starts nailing him with boots to the back and now wraps him up, MAGISTRAL CRADLE, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!! Isaac gets back to his feet and Daniels goes for a clothesline but Isaac counters and wraps him up for a backslide but Isaac lifts Daniels up and he’s got him hooked in a Gory Bomb and he’s wrenching his arms, AND HE DROPS HIM DOWN ON HIS FACE!!!!! Isaac rolls Daniels over and covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!

MR: A nice variation of the Gory Bomb almost put Daniels away.

CW: Not gonna happen Rether, Daniels is walking out of this one with the title still in tact.

Sonjay now starting to move back inside the ring and Isaac picks him up and shoots him to the ropes. Sonjay comes back and ANOTHER TILT-A-WHIRL BUT DUTT REVERSES IT AND NAILS A DDT BUT ISAAC ROLLS TO HIS FEET!!!!! Dutt turns around, AND ISAAC NAILS A HURRICANRANA ON DUTT, 1…2… DANIELS NAILS A KICK TO THE FACE ON ISAAC TO BREAK THE COUNT!!!!! Daniels now picks Isaac up and tosses him to the outside of the ring and now Sonjay is getting to his feet, Daniels picks him up and nails a scoop slam. Daniels goes over to the corner here it comes, BEST MOONSAULT EVER, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! DUTT KICKED OUT!!!!! Daniels can’t believe it and now he picks Dutt back up AND SETS HIM UP FOR THE ANGEL’S WING, WAIT A MINUTE ISAAC IS ON THE APRON, SPRINGBOARD BLOCKBUSTER ON DANIELS!!!!! Isaac with the cover, 1…2… STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM SONJAY BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!!

~THIS-IS-AWE-SOME!!!!!! THIS-IS-AWESOME!!!!!! THIS-IS-AWESOME!!!!!~

All three men are down but now Isaac is starting to move and Sonjay is back up to his feet and nails Isaac with a right hand and tosses him to the corner but Isaac reverses and sends Sonjay. Sonjay hits the corner and Isaac runs up, SONJAY MOVES AND ISAAC SPLASHES INTO THE CORNER!!!!! Sonjay turns Isaac around and now picks him up on the turnbuckle. Sonjay starts climbing the top rope and tries for a move on Isaac but Isaac manages to fight him off and he pushes him off. Sonjay hits hard, Isaac perches himself at the top, turns around, AND HITS THE WALL STREET CRASH!!!!!! Isaac hits hard on Dutt and holds his chest in pain, DANIELS IS UP AND GRABS ISAAC, ANGEL’S WINGS AND THE COVER, 1…2…3!!!!!!!

Winner And Still Juniorweight Champion: Christopher Daniels

Rating: 87%

MR: And DANIELS pulls out a big win and keeps his title in tact.

CW: Was there ANY DOUBT Rether? Christopher Daniels is the MAN, and I feel SORRY for whoever is going to win that damn ladder match tonight.

MR: And indeed that is sure to be one hell of a match in itself and whoever does win that match will surely get a shot at the Juniorweight Title.

~BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!!! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!!!!!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot hits and the fans cheer as the Hardcore Playas make their way down the aisle with Thunderbird Al. Jay has his barbed wire chair in hand while smoking a cigarette as Hardcore Jones carries a trash can filled to the gills with weapons. Jones tosses the trash can inside the ring and slides inside as Jay does the same. Al walks over and grabs a microphone)

Thunderbird Al: EXCUSE ME!!!!! EXCUSE ME!!!!! I know for DAMN SURE that you people didn’t expect this Pay Per View to be anything WITHOUT us did you?

(Cheers)

Thunderbird Al: That’s what I thought… So with that being said, I’ll let Hardcore Jay, and excuse me for this term… SPEAK ON THIS!!!!!!

(Al gives Jay the microphone)

Hardcore Jay: Well Al, if that’s how you want to put it, then let me say this, ARIBA LA RAZA!!!!!!

~ARIBA-LA-RAZA!!!!!!!~

Hardcore Jay: Yeah, yeah, enough with the bullshit Konnan gimmicks… Let me get onto another so called gimmick, and that’s called the H8 Club… Justice Pain, couple nights ago you thought it’d be funny to make me bleed from a fucking barbed wire bat, and look what happened in the aftermath, I BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS RING!!!!!! NICK FUCKING GAGE!!!!! You thought it’d be fun to come out and hit me with a fucking chair, well you know what boys, we know you’re in the fucking back, and we know you like to fight and think you’re so god damn hardcore, so with that being the fucking case, how bout you two get your asses out here, AND LET’S HAVE OURSELVES A GOOD OLD HARDCORE MATCH!!!!!!

(Cheers)

MR: THEY JUST CALLED OUT THE H8 CLUB!!!!!!

Hardcore Jay: Wow, usually when someone calls out the so called hardcorest tag team in the fucking business, that music would be playing in a heartbeat… Well since there’s no music playing, I guess the H8 Club are nothing more than a bunch of PUSSYS!!!!!!

~FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!!!!!!! TIME MARCHES ON!!!!!!~

(“For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica hits and the fans give a mixed reaction as Nick Gage and Justice Pain rush the ring and start brawling with the Playas)

Rating: 83%

MR: AND JUST LIKE THAT WE’VE GOT AN IMPROMPTU MATCH!!!!!!

Hardcore Tag Team: The Hardcore Playas vs. The H8 Club

The Playas and the H8 Club are nailing each other in the center of the ring, Jay quickly nails Gage with a right hand and now picks up a crutch AND SMACKS IT AGAINST THE BACK OF GAGE!!!!! Pain has himself a trash can lid AND SMASHES IT AGAINST THE HEAD OF JONES!!!!! Jay and Pain start trading right hands and Pain kicks Jay in the stomach and grabs the trash can AND KICKS IT IN THE FACE OF HARDCORE JAY!!!!! Pain grabs Jay and now tosses him out of the ring. Gage and Pain pick Jones up and start double chopping him to the ropes. Pain says something to Gage and now Gage goes over and grabs a Singapore Cane, Pain now whips Jones into Gage, GAGE SWINGS BUT MISSES JONES!!!!! Gage turns around, DROPKICK from Jones takes Gage down. Jones back to his feet and Pain runs at him, JONES NAILS A POWERSLAM, 1…2… Pain kicks out. Jones gets back up but Nick Gage grabs him from behind AND NAILS A BACK SUPLEX!!!!! Gage now goes over to the corner and climbs up, Gage tries for a big elbow drop but the Jones rolls out of the way. Gage eats canvas and rolls away clutching at his elbow. Jones rebounds off the ropes and hits a running dropkick to Gage's back knocking him under the bottom rope and off the apron. Gage flops onto the floor face first as the Jones gets back up to his feet. Pain is standing there with the trash can in tact, HE GOES TO NAIL JONES WITH IT BUT JAY IS IN THE RING AND GRABS IT AND NAILS PAIN OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!! Pain turns around and JONES PICKS HIM UP INTO A MILITARY PRESS AND TOSSES HIM OUT ON TOP OF NICK GAGE!!!!!!

MR: THE PLAYAS ARE DOMINATING THE H8 CLUB!!!!!

CW: I don’t think I’ve ever seen a team match up to the H8 Club like the Playas.

Jones and Jay now go to the floor and start nailing the H8 Club with forearms. Jones grabs Gage and TOSSES HIM INTO THE STEPS!!!!! Jay grabs Pain and now goes to whip him to the guardrail BUT PAIN REVERSES AND SENDS HARDCORE JAY!!!!! Jay hits the guardrail hard and now Pain turns around, JONES RUNS AT HIM, AND PAIN NAILS AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX AND JONES HITS HARD!!!!!!

~HO-LY SHIT!!!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!!~

Pain gets back up and grabs Hardcore Jay and puts him back inside the ring. Pain climbs up on the turnbuckle AND LEAPS OFF WITH A SPLASH AND CONNECTS!!!!! Pain with the cover, 1…2, kick out by Jay. Pain now back to his feet grabs an acoustic guitar that was in the trash can, reels back, AND NAILS THE GUITAR OVER THE HEAD OF JAY!!!!! Jay goes down and Pain covers again, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Jay kicks out again. On the outside Nick Gage goes under the table and pulls out a table and starts setting it up. He walks over and picks up a still fallen Jones and tosses him back inside the ring. Pain picks Jones up, PILEDRIVER ON THE TRASH CAN!!!!! Pain rolls Jones over and covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Jones gets the shoulder up at the last second. Gage still on the outside goes under the ring, and he pulls out a bucket… Gage walks over to the table, AND STARTS DUMPING OUT THUMBTACKS!!!!

CW: WE’VE GOT THUMBTACKS RETHER!!!!!

MR: I thought we might be seeing this… And it doesn’t look good.

Gage dumps half the thumbtacks on the table and now slides inside the ring and dumps the rest out on the mat. Pain picks up Hardcore Jay and Jay starts fighting back with right hands and runs to the ropes, CLOTHESLINE ON PAIN!!!! Jay turns around and Gage starts forearming him and now shoots him to the corner. Jay hits hard and now Gage runs up, JAY KICKS GAGE IN THE FACE!!!! Gage turns around, JONES IS THERE AND GRABS HIM WITH AN ARM ACROSS THE NECK, AND HITS A ROCK BOTTOM ON THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!! Jones with the cover now, 1…2… GAGE kicks out. Jay and Jones start kicking the fallen Gage but now Justice Pain is up and he’s got that barbed wire chair, AND NAILS JAY IN THE BACK WITH IT!!!!! Jones goes after Pain but Pain kicks him in the gut, AND DRIVES THE BARBED WIRE CHAIR ACROSS HIS BACK!!!!! Pain now rolls Jones over and climbs up the turnbuckle with the chair, PAIN DIVES OFF AND NAILS AN ARABIAN FACEBUSTER ON TOP OF JONES!!!!! THAT BARBED WIRE JUST DUG INTO THE FACE OF JONES, AND JONES IS A BLOODY MESS ALONG WITH HARDCORE JAY!!!!! Nick Gage goes for the cover on Jones as Pain is hurt from the move, the cover, 1…2…3 NO JAY MAKES THE SAVE!!!!!!

MR: THE H8 CLUB ALMOST GOT THE WIN!!!!!

Pain back up grabs a piece of the broken crutch and starts choking Jones out with it. Nick Gage now picks Jay up, AND NAILS A SKY HIGH SLAM ON JAY ON TOP OF THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!! Gage with the cover, 1…2, JAY gets the shoulder up. Gage now has that Singapore Cane, he’s waiting for Jay to get up. Jay finally on his feet turns around, GAGE GOES TO BLAST HIM BUT JAY MOVES AND GRABS THE CANE, WHITE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP ON NICK GAGE ON THE THUMBTACKS!!!!! Jay with the cover, 1…2… PAIN BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Pain starts kicking Jay and now Hardcore Jones is back up to his feet and starts clubbing Justice Pain in the back. Jones now with Pain picks him up, AND HE NAILS THAT’S HARDCORE ON JUSTICE PAIN!!!! Jones goes to make the cover, 1…2….3 NO!!!! PAIN GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST MINUTE!!!!! Jay has Nick Gage back up and tosses him in the corner. Jay with a chop to Gage, AND GAGE GRABS JAY AND PUTS HIM IN THE CORNER AND STARTS HAMMERING HIM WITH RIGHT HANDS!!!!! Jay falls in the corner and now Gage takes the trash can AND NAILS JONES OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Gage with the trash can now puts it on Jay. Gage runs to the ropes and comes back, FACEWASH!!!!!!

MR: FACEWASH ON HARDCORE JAY, THIS COULD BE THE ONE THAT FINISHES HIM!!!!!

Gage drags Jay out of the corner and covers, 1…2… JAY KICKS OUT!!!! Nick Gage quickly gets back up and goes on the turnbuckle, GOES FOR THE FROG SPLASH BUT JAY GETS THE LEGS UP AND GAGE HITS HARD!!!!! Jay starts to get back to his feet, JUSTICE PAIN GRABS HIM, PAIN THRILLER!!!!! HE HITS THE PAIN THRILLER AND COVERS, 1…2…3 JONES BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Pain gets up again and grabs the barbed wire chair, AND NAILS JONES IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!!! Gage is getting back to his feet and Pain points over to the table. Gage rolls to the outside and grabs the table and places it in a different position and now Pain rolls Hardcore Jay outside and Gage sets him on the table. Gage now climbs to the top rope, GAGE SIGNALS, FROG SPLASH THROUGH THE THUMBTACK COVERED TABLE!!!!!!

~HO-LY SHIT!!!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!!~

CW: HARDCORE JAY IS DEAD!!!!!! SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTOR!!!!!

Justice Pain still in the ring with Jones. He picks Jones up again and turns him around, GOES FOR THE PAIN THRILLER AGAIN BUT JONES COUNTERS!!!!! Jones wraps up Pain from behind, LIFTS HIM UP FOR A BACK SUPLEX BUT PAIN COUNTERS AND GOES DOWN HIS BACK AND NAILS A BACKSLIDE, 1…2… Jones kicks out AND HE QUICKLY GRABS PAIN AND PICKS HIM UP, HANGMAN’S DDT ON THE THUMBTACKS, 1…2…3!!!!!!

Winners: The Hardcore Playas

CW: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!!!

MR: THE PLAYAS PICK UP THE WIN!!!!!

Rating: 85%

MR: And if you thought that match was insane, THE LADDER MATCH IS NEXT!!!!!

CW: And there’s already 5 ladders out there… This is going to be insane.

(“Quality Control” by Jurassic 5 starts up and the fans cheer as Spanky makes his way down the aisle. Spanky slides inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~THIS IS THE NEW SHIT!!!!!! STAND UP AND REPENT!!!!!!~

(“This Is The New Shit” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans cheer as Jay Man makes his way down the aisle. He slides inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~AWAKEN YOU!!!!!!! WITH A LITTLE EVIL INSIDE!!!!!!!~

(“Awaken” by Disturbed starts up and the fans cheer as Matt Hardy walks out from the curtain. He walks down the aisle and takes a look at one of the ladders and decides to walk under it. Hardy now slides inside the ring and showboats until the music fades)

~SOUTH TEXAS DEATH RIDE!!!!!!~

(“South Texas Death Ride” by Union Underground starts up and the fans cheer as Paul London makes his way down to the ring. London slides inside the ring and does a backflip off the middle rope and gets ready as the music fades)

Ladder Match: Jay Man vs. Matt Hardy vs. Spanky vs. Paul London

The bell sounds and Matt Hardy immediately rushes at Jay Man and Jay Man starts nailing him with right and left hands. Spanky and London go to the outside and immediately start grabbing a ladder but now start fighting each other on the outside. Matt Hardy finally gets the advantage on Jay Man and hits him with a slam and now goes to the corner and snaps off a quick elbow drop and covers, 1…2, Jay Man kicks out. On the outside London grabs Spanky and tosses him into the guardrail. London now picks up one of the ladders and turns to the ring, AND MATT HARDY BASEBALL SLIDES THE LADDER INTO LONDON WHO BACKS UP AND NAILS SPANKY WITH IT!!!! Hardy rolls out of the ring and starts nailing London with right hands and now slams him hard on the mat. Spanky starts hitting Matt and now London gets back up and joins in. Jay Man is in the ring and now walks over to the ropes, LEAPS UP ON THE TOP ROPE AND HITS A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT ON SPANKY, LONDON, AND HARDY!!!!!!

MR: WHAT A MOVE BY JAY MAN!!!!!

~HO-LY SHIT!!!!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!!~

Jay Man gets back up and grabs the ladder and tosses it inside the ring. Spanky gets back up and climbs inside the ring and runs to the ropes, Spanky comes back AND HITS A HIGH CROSS BODY ON TOP OF EVERYBODY!!!!! A couple seconds go by and now Spanky is back up and starts pounding away at Jay Man. Matt gets back up and joins in and also starts to hammer Spanky. Jay Man, Spanky and Hardy fight around the ring and end up going over to the entrance ramp. London is back up and slides in the ring and sets the ladder on the ropes. London now runs to the ropes and comes back, LONDON RUNS UP THE LADDER AND HITS A SOMERSAULT SENTON ON EVERYBODY ON THE ENTRANCE RAMP!!!!!!

MR: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!!!! GOOD GOD WHAT A MOVE!!!!!!

~LON-DON!!!!! LON-DON!!!!! LON-DON!!!!!~

All 4 men are down but Spanky finally starts to move and now gets back up and grabs Jay Man and slides him inside the ring. Spanky climbs up on the apron and climbs up the turnbuckle. Spanky perches himself at the top and now Jay Man is on his feet and turns around, AND SPANKY NAILS A BODY PRESS ON JAY MAN, 1…2, Jay Man kicks out. Spanky picks up Jay Man and now tosses him to the ropes, Jay Man bounces off and comes back, SPANKY TRIES TO GIVE HIM A HIP TOSS ON THE LADDER BUT JAY MAN HOLDS ON!!!!! Jay Man kicks Spanky in the gut and now leaps up, AND GIVES SPANKY A HEADSCISSORS ON THE LADDER!!!!! On the outside Matt Hardy picks up a ladder, AND NAILS LONDON WITH IT!!!!! Hardy takes the ladder and now slides it inside the ring and Jay Man picks it up and nails Hardy in the back with it as he slides inside. Jay Man now grabs Matt by the head and attempts to lift him up, only to be met with a couple of hard right hands to the stomach from Matt. Jay Man finally manages to get Matt off of the mat and shoots him to the ropes. Matt comes back and ducks a clothesline from Jay, AND MAT GRABS HIM AN NAILS AN EDGEOMATIC!!!!! Matt covers him up, 1…2, Jay Man kicks out. London now starts to get back in the ring and Spanky starts stomping away at him. Spanky picks up London and Spanky now nails him with a few fists and now shoots him to the corner. Spanky runs up, LONDON nails a boot to his face and now climbs up top. Spanky comes back over to London and London kicks him in the head and wraps him up, TORNADO NO Spanky counters the tornado DDT and now picks him up AND LONDON WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND THE HEAD OF HARDY AND TAKES HARDY DOWN WITH A HEADSCISSORS AND GIVES SPANKY THE DDT!!!! London covers up Spanky, 1…2… Spanky kicks out of it. London back up to his feet grabs the ladder and puts it on Spanky. London now climbs up the turnbuckle and NAILS A DOUBLE STOMP ON THE LADDER!!!!! London moves the ladder and covers again, 1…2… Jay Man pulls London off and covers Spanky, 1….2… London pulls Jay Man off. Jay Man gets up and gets in London’s face AND NOW THE TWO ARE EXCHANGING RIGHT HANDS WITH EACH OTHER!!!!!! London gets the advantage and takes Jay Man to the ropes. Jay Man comes back and ducks under a clothesline from London. London turns around AND JAY MAN GOING FOR THE JAY MAN DRIVER BUT LONDON REVERSES AND GOES DOWN THE BACK OF JAY MAN, AND HE TOSSES HIM INTO SPANKY WHO NAILS HIM WITH THE LADDER!!!!! Spanky still holding the ladder looks at London and goes after him but London ducks under the ladder. Spanky turns around, LONDON NAILS THE DROPSAULT AND THE LADDER HITS SPANKY IN THE FACE!!!!!!

CW: I can’t believe that even with someone holding a damn ladder, London can hit that damn move out of nowhere.

London now getting back to his feet but Matt Hardy cuts him off with a knee to the gut AND NAILS A DDT!!!! Matt now rolls him over and covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Matt Hardy now takes the ladder and sets it up. Matt starts climbing up the ladder and turns around, MATT LEAPS OFF WITH A LEG DROP BUT LONDON ROLLS AWAY FROM IT!!!!! Matt hits the canvas hard and now London picks him up, AND NAILS A SNAPPING DDT AND MAKES THE COVER, 1…2… JAY MAN BREAKS IT UP!!!!!! Jay Man now picks London back up and he throws a right haymaker at him but London ducks under it, AND SPANKY NAILS A STEP UP ENZIGURI ON LONDON!!!! Spanky with the cover, 1…2, London kicks out of it. Spanky now getting back up and Jay Man grabs him from behind but Spanky starts fighting it off with elbows and finally gets out of the hold and runs to the ropes and comes back, JAY MAN BACK BODY DROPS SPANKY INTO THE LADDER!!!!! On the outside Matt Hardy has another ladder and he sets it up on the outside and starts climbing it. Jay Man turns and sees Matt Hardy, AND MATT HARDY DIVES AND HITS A CROSS BODY, 1…2…3 NO!!!!!

MR: I DON’T THINK I’V EVER SEEN A CROSS BODY FROM THE TOP OF A LADDER!!!!!

Matt Hardy is back up and now takes one of the ladders and sets it up and now takes another ladder and sets it up. Matt Hardy starts climbing up one of the ladders and now London starts climbing the other. Matt and London about the same height on one another and they both turn around and Matt starts throwing right hands at London. London starts throwing right hands back and neither men gain an advantage. Matt goes for another right hand, BUT LONDON BLOCKS IT AND HITS AN ENZIGURI ON HARDY AND HARDY FALLS WITH A FLIP OFF THE LADDER AND HITS HARD ON THE MAT!!!! London now crawls over and makes the cover, 1…2… SPANKY breaks the count. Spanky starts nailing London with fists to the face and now gets back up and ducks under a Jay Man clothesline AND NAILS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!! Spanky with the cover on Jay Man, 1…2… JAY MAN kicks out of it. Spanky goes out of the ring and grabs another ladder and now positions it on the apron and the guardrail and slides back inside. Meanwhile London slides out of the ring and grabs another ladder and does the same thing. Spanky and London back in the ring meet at the center of the ring and start trading right hands with one another and Spanky gets the advantage and wraps London up AND HE’S GOING FOR SLICED BREAD #2 BUT LONDON pushes him off. Spanky turns around and London runs up AND NAILS HIM WITH A LARIAT AND MAKES THE COVER, 1…2… HARDY BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Matt Hardy picks up Paul London and nails him with a few right hands and puts him in the corner. Hardy now grabs the ladder AND RUNS AT LONDON BUT LONDON MOVES AWAY FROM THE CORNER!!!!! Hardy drops the ladder and turns around, LONDON GOES FOR A HIGH BODY SPLASH BUT MATT MOVES AND LONDON HITS THE LADDER!!!!! London bounces off the ladder and turns around, Spanky is up and kicks him the gut and wraps him up again and now runs at Hardy, AND HARDY GRABS THE LEG OF SPANKY AND LIFTS HIM UP, ASSISTED SLICED BREAD #2!!!!! Spanky gets back up AND HARDY CLOTHESLINES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!! Matt Hardy turns around, JAY MAN GRABS HIM AND NAILS A COMPLETE SHOT AND MAKES THE COVER, 1…2… LONDON BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!! London picks up Jay Man and nails him with a big scoop slam and now climbs the turnbuckle, 450 SPLASH!!!!! LONDON CONNECTS WITH THE 450 AND COVERS, 1…2… SPANKY PULLS LONDON TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!

CW: NOBODY CAN GET A WIN HERE!!!!!

MR: It’s not over yet Clint.

London on the outside with Spanky and Spanky starts nailing him with right hands and now backs London up, Spanky runs at London, LONDON PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS A SNAKE EYES ON TOP OF THE LADDER!!!!! London now goes over and grabs another ladder and sets it up on the outside near Spanky. London grabs Spanky and sets him on top of the ladder and now starts climbing up the other ladder. London turns around on the ladder with “Please Don’t Die” chants going, AND HE NAILS THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS ON SPANKY AND THE LADDER IS DESTROYED!!!!!!

MR: I know I’m not supposed to say this, BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!

~HO-LY SHIT!!!!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!!!~

London and Spanky are down and now Matt Hardy is in the ring with Jay Man and now Jay gets chopped into the ropes. Matt Hardy runs at Jay Man, AND JAY MAN TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING ON TOP OF THE LADDER!!!!! Matt Hardy is laying on the ladder and now Jay Man climbs up the turnbuckle. Jay Man perches himself on the turnbuckle, AND HE HITS THE IN FN CREDIBLE ON HARDY!!!!!!

MR: THEY DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT THEIR BODY’S THESE GUYS JUST WANT TO WIN THIS MATCH, AND BY GOD WHOEVER WINS THIS MATCH, DANIELS BETTER WATCH OUT, WHAT A MATCH THIS IS!!!!!

~HO-LY SHIT!!!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!! HO-LY SHIT!!!!!~

CW: What are you talking about Daniel’s better watch out? Whoever is going to win this match, the damn guy is going to be too hurt, Christopher Daniels is going to have a cake walk with him.

All 4 men down again but now Jay Man is starting to move and he grabs Matt Hardy and slides him back inside the ring. Jay Man covers up Hardy, 1…2… HARDY KICKS OUT!!!!! Jay Man gets back up and takes one of the ladders and folds it up and puts it on Hardy. Jay Man now walks over to the turnbuckle, LEAPS UP ON ONE ROPE, LEAPS ON THE OTHER, THE COMPLETE IN FN CREDIBLE CONNECTS AGAIN!!!!! Jay Man tosses the ladder off Hardy and covers again, 1…2…3 LONDON DIVES IN AND BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!! London saves the match and starts hammering away on Jay Man. London now picks Jay Man up and shoots him to the ropes, Jay Man comes back and takes a forearm from London. Jay Man winds up, FOREARM to London. London chops Jay, Jay chops London, London chops Jay. London goes to the ropes, FOREARM from London takes Jay Man down and London gets the fans pumped. London now turns, SPANKY NAILS A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK ON LONDON AND MAKES THE COVER, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! LONDON KICKS OUT!!!!! Spanky gets up and grabs a ladder and sets it up in the corner. London starts to get back to his feet BUT SPANKY NAILS A CHOP BLOCK!!!!!! Spanky now climbs up on the turnbuckle and starts climbing up the ladder. Spanky is at the top of the ladder, LEFT TURN AT ALBUQUERQUE CONNECTS!!!!! Spanky with the cover 1….2… MATT HARDY BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!!

~THIS-IS-AWESOME!!!!! THIS-IS-AWESOME!!!!! THIS-IS-AWESOME!!!!!~

Matt Hardy now picks Spanky up and tosses him against the ladder and Spanky hits hard. Matt turns around and Jay Man forearms him and now tosses him to the ropes. Hardy comes back to a ducking Jay Man and wraps him up, SIDE EFFECT!!!!!! Jay Man down hard and Matt rolls him over and covers, 1…2… JAY MAN KICKS OUT!!!!! London starting to get back to his feet and Matt nails him in the stomach, GOING FOR THE TWIST OF FATE BUT LONDON COUNTERS IT AND NAILS A BACK SUPLEX WITH A PIN, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! London starts to get back to his feet and Jay Man is up and grabs him from behind and goes for a german suplex but London holds on AND ROLLS JAY MAN IN A VICTORY ROLL, 1…2… SPANKY NAILS A BASEMENT DROPKICK ON JAY MAN!!!!! Spanky is up again and now picks Jay Man up and wraps him up. Spanky runs at the ladder, SLICED BREAD #2!!!!! SPANKY WITH THE COVER, 1…2…3 NO!!!! JAY MAN KICKS OUT OF IT!!!!!! Spanky can’t believe it. Spanky gets back up and sets the ladder up in the center of the ring. Spanky starts to climb up top. London is up, AND HE PUSHES THE LADDER AND SPANKY FALLS AND LANDS CROTCH FIRST ON THE TOP ROPE!!!!! Spanky falls off the ropes and lands on the floor and now London takes the ladder and sets it up again. London starts to climb up the ladder and now Matt Hardy is up and starts to fight with Jay Man. Jay Man goes for a right hand but Matt blocks it and sends Jay Man out of the ring. Matt Hardy turns around, LONDON LEAPS OFF, AND MATT HARDY CATCHES HIM WITH AN ACE CRUSHER!!!!! Hardy rolls London over and covers, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winner: Matt Hardy

Rating: 87%

MR: AND THIS MATCH IS OVER!!!!!

CW: My god, if that’s not a match of the year candidate… I don’t know what is…

MR: And Matt Hardy will get the Juniorweight Title shot at Christopher Daniels, and all I have to say to Matt Hardy is rest up… My GOD what a match.

(The camera fades backstage into the office of Don Callis where he and DRH are talking)

DRH: Look, I’m tired of screwing around with you… Who is my opponent tonight?

Don Callis: Look, I’ll be frank with you… I said I’d have a guy lined up, unfortunately, what can I say, I lied… I only said you’d be defending the title tonight because you draw in a semi decent crowd, and to tell ya the truth, the fans can’t WAIT to see who’s going to take that title off you…

DRH: HEY, I DON’T GIVE A SHIT!!!!! I’m the World Heavyweight FUCKING Champion… God knows you can’t have a fucking Pay Per View without the World Title being on the line.

(Suddenly the door bursts open and in walks Jade Diamond)

Jade Diamond: Hey, Callis, what the hell’s the deal here?

Don Callis: What do you mean?

Jade Diamond: I’m talking about how 3 of my Profit$ were booked tonight, and of course they won, but yet their leader isn’t in a match? What the hell man? My Profit$ are expecting their leader to represent them. How am I supposed to do that if I’m not even booked on the card?

DRH: You weren’t booked because you’re a cocky son of a bitch.

Jade Diamond: I’m sorry, who are you again? OH you’re DRH the “World Champion” how are ya?

DRH: Looks like my point was proven.

Jade Diamond: Look, I don’t have time to deal with losers, Callis, you need a Main Event for tonight

[HardcoreJay]

obviously, come on, give me someone to beat, hell, hold on a second, chump, err DRH, do you have an opponent? Of course you don’t because you’re a chump and nobody likes you, Callis, book me against him tonight, I’ll beat him within five minutes but I mean HEY you have a Main Event…

(DRH stands up and gets in Diamond’s face)

DRH: You beating me? You must have a death wish… Or you’ve signed your soul over to the devil.

Jade Diamond: He’s actually a good friend of mine… Like’s to play water polo a lot, don’t ask me why…

DRH: You know what… Callis, I’m sick of this motherfuckers mouth… Tonight, me and him tonight… Don’t even bother putting my title on the line, he’s not fucking worth it… I only put my title on the line against actual challengers… Not rejects…

Don Callis: FINE!!!! YOU TWO, MAIN EVENT, TONIGHT, NON TITLE!!!!! ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!?!?!

DRH: I will be…

(DRH walks out of the office)

Jade Diamond: Now that he’s gone… Come on Callis, tell me who I’m really fighting.

Don Callis: YOU’RE GIVING ME A SPLITTING HEADACHE!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!

(Diamond without hesitation leaves the office and the door closes with Callis downing a few Tylenol)

Rating: 80%

MR: DRH AGAINST JADE DIAMOND TONIGHT!!!!!

CW: Now THAT’S going to be a match.

MR: And it’s non title… Oh man what else is going to happen?

CW: I’ll tell you what else is going to happen, Samoa Joe is about to KILL Low Ki next…

(“Realest Killaz” by 2 Pac starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Low Ki walks down the aisle. Low Ki slides inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~I’M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!!! MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!!!~

(“Mama Said Knock You Out” by LL Cool J starts up and the fans cheer as Samoa Joe makes his way down the aisle. Joe climbs inside the ring and stares down Low Ki until the music fades)

Samoa Joe vs. Low Ki

The bell rings and both walk to the center of the ring, staring each other down, mouthing various obscenities to the other. Suddenly, Low Ki nails Joe across the face with a hard right hand, which Joe follows with a right hand of his own. The two of them then begin to exchange a series of right hands with each other, until Low Ki manages to hit Joe with a haymaker, sending him down to the mat. Joe pops right back to his feet and rushes at Low Ki, who takes him down with a drop toe hold and now leaps up to the head and locks on a headlock. Joe starts getting back to his feet and now picks Low Ki up, AND NAILS A BACK SUPLEX!!!!! Low Ki starting to move back to his feet and now Joe picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. Low Ki comes back and JOE NAILS HIM WITH A FOREARM!!!!! Low Ki takes it in and tells Joe to hit him again AND JOE DOES BUT NOW LOW KI STARTS NAILING JOE WITH RIGHT HANDS AND STARTS WITH THE KICKS AND LEAPS UP, AND NAILS JOE WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD AND JOE GOES DOWN!!!!! Low Ki quickly goes down and slaps on a crossface submission on Joe. Joe yells out in pain but doesn’t tap out BUT NOW LOW KI GRABS JOE’S HEAD AND STARTS POUNDING IT IN THE MAT!!!!! Low Ki finally gets off Joe and picks him up, AND STARTS KICKING HIM IN THE FACE WITH KAWADA KICKS BUT JOE TAKES IT IN AND NAILS HIM WITH A HARD LARIAT!!!!!! Joe falls on top of Low Ki and covers, 1…2, Low Ki kicks out. Joe stomps away on Low Ki and now picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Low Ki hits the corner and now Joe runs up, LOW KI HITS HIM WITH A FOREARM!!!!! Low Ki turns around and leaps on the turnbuckle AND LEAPS BACK OFF WITH A KICK TO THE FACE OF JOE AND TAKES HIM DOWN!!!! Low Ki with the cover again, 1…2… Joe kicks out. Low Ki now picking Joe back off the mat and starts chopping him to the ropes. Low Ki now whips Joe to the other end, Joe comes back and gets kicked in the gut by Low Ki, Low Ki now setting Joe up, looks like a suplex, BUT JOE COUNTERS IT AND DRAGS HIM DOWN IN A FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!!!! Low Ki screams in pain and Joe is holding him down in that hold but Low Ki starting to move, AND FINALLY rolls out of it. Joe gets to a knee AND LOW KI GOES FOR A SPIN KICK BUT JOE GRABS HIM AND NAILS THE DRAGON SCREW, BUT HE KEEPS IT ON AND NOW FLIPS LOW KI OVER, STF SUBMISSION!!!!!

MR: Joe really trying to make Low Ki tap out as we’ve seen him put Low Ki in 2 submission holds already.

Joe finally breaks the hold and now Joe picks Low Ki back up and shoots him to the corner. Joe runs up with a head of steam BUT LOW KI kicks Joe in the face. Low Ki now runs up AND LEAPS ON TOP OF THE BACK OF JOE AND HAS A SLEEPER LOCKED IN!!!! Joe stands there for a second trying to fight Low Ki off but Low Ki keeps the hold locked in. Joe out of desperation backs Low Ki into the corner BUT LOW KI HOLDS ON AND NOW HAS JOE LOCKED IN THE DRAGON CLUTCH AGAINST THE ROPES!!!!! Low Ki finally lets go and Joe falls to the mat. Low Ki back in the ring, goes in front of Joe, KICK TO THE STOMACH AND JOE TAKES IT IN, AND LOW KI KICKS HIM AGAIN, AND JOE TELLS HIM TO DO IT AGAIN, LOW KI STRENGTHENS UP, AND KICKS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Joe goes down and Ki covers, 1…2… JOE KICKS OUT!!!!!! Low Ki now picks Joe back up and chops him to the ropes, Low Ki walks away and comes back, JOE LIFTS HIM UP AND OVER and Low Ki lands on the apron. Joe turns around, Low Ki with a right hand, JOE BLOCKS IT AND HEADBUTTS LOW KI A FEW TIMES!!!! Low Ki is dazed on the apron, AND JOE LEAPS UP AND NAILS LOW KI WITH A KICK TO THE HEAD THAT SENDS HIM DOWN TO THE FLOOR!!!!! Joe now in the ring runs to the ropes and comes back, AND DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES AND CATCHES LOW KI WITH A FOREARM!!!!!! Joe back on his feet picks Low Ki up and sends him into the guardrail. Samoa Joe goes into the fans and HE’S GOT A CHAIR!!!!! Joe unfolds the chair and now sits Low Ki in the chair and walks away.

~OLE, OLE, OLE, OLE!!!!! OLE!!!!! OLE!!!!!! OLE, OLE, OLE, OLE!!!!!!

Joe claps it up and now turns and runs, AND KICKS LOW KI’S HEAD RIGHT INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!!!!

CW: HE JUST NAILED THE OLE, OLE KICK AND LOW KI IS KNOCKED TWO WAYS FROM SUNDAY!!!!!

MR: It is Sunday Clint.

CW: I MEANT SUNDAY IN THREE MONTHS FROM NOW!!!!!

Joe picks Low Ki off the mat and now slides him back inside the ring. Low Ki is trying to get back to his feet but Joe starts stomping away at him. Joe now runs to the ropes and comes back, LEAPS UP AND HITS A SENTON!!!!! Joe rolls Low Ki over, 1…2, Low Ki kicks out. Joe picks Low Ki back up and wraps him up from behind, attempts a back suplex but Low Ki flips over his back and now forearms Joe in the back and now runs to the ropes, SPINNING HEEL KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!! Joe is rocked but is still standing. Low Ki runs to the ropes, AND HITS A SPRINGBOARD ROUNDHOUSE KICK BUT JOE IS ABLE TO GRAB THE LEG OF LOW KI, AND HE HITS A CAPTURE SUPLEX!!!!!! Joe with the cover and hooks the leg, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Samoa Joe now with Low Ki picks him up and chops him into the corner. Joe now picks Low Ki up and starts climbing up top but Low Ki is starting to fight back with punches, AND NOW HE STARTS KICKING JOE IN THE SHOULDER!!!!! Joe gets off the turnbuckle and holds his shoulder in pain, AND LOW KI LEAPS OFF WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!!!!! Low Ki with the quick cover, 1…2, only a two count as Joe gets out of the pin, AND LOW KI QUICKLY LOCKS ON AN ARMBAR!!!!! Joe is trying to fight his way to the ropes and he finally does and Low Ki breaks the hold. Low Ki picks Joe up and kicks him in the face a few times and now whips him to the turnbuckle. Low Ki runs up, AND HITS A BIG DOUBLE KNEE TO THE STOMACH OF JOE!!!! Low Ki now whips Joe to the far side corner and Joe hits. Low Ki now GOES FOR THE TIDAL KRUSH BUT JOE CATCHES HIM AND NAILS A SPIKE STO!!!!! Joe with the cover, 1…2… LOW KI KICKS OUT!!!!! Joe quickly picks him back up and headbutts him and now picks him up, ISLAND DRIVER!!!!!! Joe covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!

MR: WOW I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!!!!!

Joe picks Low Ki back up and chops him to the ropes. Joe whips Low Ki to the ropes, Low Ki comes back and ducks a clothesline from Joe, Joe turns around, LOW KI WITH A KICK TO THE LEG!!!!! Joe wrenches back, AND KICKS LOW KI!!!! Low Ki kicks Joe, Joe kicks Ki, Low Ki now SLAPS JOE IN THE FACE, AND JOE RUSHES AT HIM AND STARTS SLAPPING HIM AND BACKS HIM INTO THE ROPES!!!!! Joe slaps him a few more times and now whips Low Ki but Low Ki goes under the arm and kicks Joe AND NOW SETS HIM UP FOR THE KI KRUSHER BUT HE CAN’T PICK HIM UP!!!!! Low Ki forearms Joe to the mat and now runs to the ropes and comes back, RUNNING KICK TO THE FACE OF JOE AND THE COVER, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! JOE KICKS OUT!!!!! Low Ki now drags Joe over to the corner and now Low Ki climbs up top, GOES FOR THE PHOENIX SPLASH BUT JOE MOVES AND LOW KI ROLLS TO HIS FEET!!!!! Joe back up again at the ropes, Low Ki runs up, Joe lifts him up and over and Low Ki lands on the mat again. Joe turns around, Low Ki nails him with a shoulder to the stomach, AND HITS A SUNSET FLIP AND ROLLS UP AND PRESSES JOE’S LEGS DOWN, AND HE’S GOT THE TIGHTS, 1…2…3!!!!!!

Winner: Low Ki

CW: HE BEAT HIM!!!!!

MR: HE CHEATED!!!!!!

CW: Cheating? What are you talking-

MR: YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT, LOW KI CHEATED JOE OUT OF THIS MATCH!!!!!!

Rating: 86%

MR: Well Low Ki without question going 2 and 0 against Samoa Joe in Pro Wrestling KING…. But now ladies and gentlemen, we bring you to the Main Event of the evening. A match that was made just over a half an hour ago, it’s going to be Daniel Reed Helton taking on Jade Diamond.

CW: Pisses me off that the title isn’t on the line, but man I can’t even pick a winner… These two should just join forces and tear a few wrestlers some new assholes.

(“Filmstar” by Suede starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Jade Diamond makes his way down the aisle carrying the Television Title around his shoulder. Diamond slides inside the ring and gets ready as “Gimme Danger” by Iggy Pop And The Stooges hits the PA speakers. A couple seconds go by and DRH emerges from the back holding up the World Heavyweight Title. DRH walks down the aisle and slides inside the ring and stares down Diamond as the music fades)

Main Event, Non Title: DRH vs. Jade Diamond

DRH and Jade Diamond lock up and DRH puts Diamond in a headlock. DRH holds the move and backs Diamond into the ropes. Diamond shoots DRH to the ropes, DRH bounces off and Diamond and DRH trade shoulders in the center of the ring. DRH laughs it off AND SLAPS Diamond across the face. Diamond shakes it off and FOREARMS DRH and now Diamond starts chopping away. He backs DRH in the ropes and now shoots him to the other side. DRH comes back, DIAMOND DROP TOE HOLDS DRH and now locks on a headlock. Diamond lifts DRH up putting more pressure on the neck. Diamond now gets off the hold and runs to the ropes, AND HITS A FLIPPING SENTON BUT DRH MOVES!!!!! DRH back to his feet starts stomping away on Diamond and now picks Diamond up and shoots him to the corner. DRH runs up, DIAMOND kicks DRH in the face and now leaps up on the turnbuckle and leaps off, LEAPING TORNADO DDT ON DRH!!!!!! Diamond with the cover, 1…2, DRH kicks out. Diamond picks DRH back up and nails him with a slam. Diamond now goes to the outside of the ring, SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP NO!!!!! DRH moves and Diamond crashes and burns. DRH now back to his feet picks up Diamond, AND NAILS A CRADLE PILEDRIVER!!!!! DRH with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! DRH questions the referee and now picks Diamond back up and shoots him to the ropes, AND DRH GOES FOR A DROPKICK BUT DIAMOND HOLDS ONTO THE ROPES!!!!! DRH sits back up and Diamond runs up, AND KICKS DRH IN THE CHEST!!!!! DRH clutches his chest and now Diamond picks him up and sets him up in a powerbomb BUT DRH STARTS PUNCHING AWAY AT DIAMOND AND SNAPS OFF A HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER!!!!!! Diamond and DRH back up and now they rush each other AND DRH SPEARS DIAMOND AND STARTS LAYING IN THE PUNCHES!!!!!! DRH gets back on his feet and starts shouting at the fans.

MR: Like him or not, DRH is a bad man.

CW: And that’s why he’s the World Champion Rether.

DRH goes back to work and locks Jade Diamond in an abdominal stretch and wrenches back and Jade is in some pain. DRH keeps the move locked in for a few seconds and now finally releases him. DRH picks Diamond back to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Diamond comes back and ducks a clothesline from DRH AND HITS THE ROPES AND NAILS A SPRINGBOARD BACKFLIP ON TOP OF DRH AND COVERS, 1…2… DRH kicks out of it. Jade Diamond now picks DRH up and DRH starts to fight back DRH and Jade start trading chops and DRH rakes the eyes of Diamond. DRH shoots Jade in the ropes and Jade holds on. DRH runs up, AND DIAMOND PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE AND DRH TOPPLES TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!! Jade Diamond now gets up and runs to the ropes, AND DIAMOND NAILS A FLYING SPACE TIGER DROP!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

Diamond gets back to his feet and picks DRH up and puts him back in the ring. Jade now on the apron, SLINGSHOT TWISTING SPLASH ON DRH, 1…2… DRH gets the shoulder up. Jade powers up to his feet and now picks DRH up and shoots DRH off to the ropes. On the rebound, Jade hits a back elbow smash and then drops an elbow to the face. Jade hops up and drops a leg before covering the Champion again, 1…2… DRH kicks out and Jade picks him up again and grabs him in a side headlock. DRH tries to shoot him off but Jade reverses into a shot-arm clothesline and Jade holds onto DRH and brings him back up and kicks him in the stomach, AND NAILS HIM WITH A SNAP PILEDRIVER!!!!! Diamond covers, 1…2… DRH gets the shoulder up. Jade now grabs DRH by the leg and tries a move but DRH kicks him off but Jade grabs him by the leg again and brings him up, AND DRH NAILS HIM WITH AN ENZIGURI!!!!! DRH comes back up and grabs Jade, AND HITS THE EPILEPSY DDT!!!!!! DRH rolls him over and covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!! JADE KICKS OUT!!!!!

MR: DRH almost walked out with the win.

CW: But Jade isn’t giving up just yet.

DRH picks Jade up and shoots him to the corner. DRH runs up, JADE GOES FOR A KICK BUT DRH BLOCKS IT AND CLOTHESLINES JADE IN THE CORNER!!!!! DRH picks Jade up top and looks to be going for that Naildriver but Jade’s holding on and starts fighting him off AND PUSHES DRH to the mat but DRH jumps back up and runs up to Jade, AND SLAPS HIM HARD IN THE FACE!!!! DRH climbs up top and sets him up, HURRICANRANA!!!!!! DRH crawls over and makes the cover, 1…2…3 SHOULDER UP!!!!! DRH can’t believe it and now quickly grabs Diamond by the head, DRAGON SLEEPER!!!!!! DRH is trying to make him tap but Diamond is trying to fight out of it but DRH is holding the move in tighter. DRH keeps holding the move on but now Jade is starting to inch his way to the ropes and finally nicks it with his foot and the referee breaks the hold. DRH brings Jade back up and chops him against the ropes and now whips him to the far side. Jade bounces off and comes back and ducks under a clothesline AND ROLLS DRH UP IN A SCHOOL BOY, 1…2… DRH kicks out. Jade starts getting back to his feet and DRH grabs him and picks him up, BLUE THUNDER POWERBOMB, 1…2…. KICK OUT!!!!! DRH questions the referee and now goes to the outside and grabs a chair and tosses it inside the ring. DRH grabs Diamond and pulls him up to his feet AND SNAPS OFF A NAILDRIVER!!!!!! DRH doesn’t go for the cover but now starts climbing up the turnbuckle.

MR: MY GOD IS HE GOING FOR JUST LIKE SUICIDE?!?!?!?!

CW: If he does he might be disqualified but I don’t think he really gives a damn.

DRH is at the top and holds the chair against his chest, AND GOES FOR JUST LIKE SUICIDE BUT JADE ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY AND DRH CRASHES HARD AGAINST THE CHAIR!!!!!! Jade Diamond is back on his feet and DRH is up as well, DREAM KICK BY DIAMOND!!!!! Diamond falls on top of DRH and hooks the leg, 1…2…3 NO!!!! DRH KICKS OUT OF IT!!!!! Diamond gets back to his feet and grabs DRH and lifts him up, DIAMOND FUSION!!!! Diamond covers again, 1…2…3 NO!!!!!! DRH KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!!!

MR: HE’S GIVING DRH ALL HE’S GOT BUT HE’S STILL KICKING OUT OF IT!!!!!!

Jade picks DRH up again and sets him up, GOES FOR THE LESS THAN ZERO BUT DRH COUNTERS AND HITS A BACK BODY DROP BUT FALLS ON TOP OF JADE FOR THE COVER, 1…2… Diamond bridges out of the pin and turns around with DRH and picks him up, DIAMOND DREAM!!!!!! 1…2…3!!!!!!

Winner: Jade Diamond

CW: HOLY HELL!!!!!!

MR: JADE DIAMOND JUST BEAT THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!

Rating: 89%

MR: I CAN’T BELIEVE IT, WHAT A NIGHT, WHAT A MAIN EVENT, WHAT’S THIS MEAN FOR BREAKOUT? WE GOTTA GO!!!!!!

(Show fades with the camera focused on Jade Diamond smiling as he raises his arms in victory as DRH looks on with a pissed off look on his face)

Overall Show Rating: 86%

[HardcoreJay]

Monday, February 27th 2006

Nightmares And Dreamscapes was attended by 4,221 fans and we made $126,630 dollars in ticket sales.

PWK UPDATES!!!!!!

A lot has happened over the past few months. Wrestlers have come and gone, new champions have been crowned. Here’s a look at the current champions.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!!

Matt Hardy Wins Shot At Christopher Daniels

In what was unquestionably a possible match of the year candidate, Matt Hardy was able to defeat Paul London, Jay Man, and Spanky last night in a ladder match to score himself a title shot at the Juniorweight Champion, Christopher Daniels. Daniels managed to escape a 3 Way Dance with his title in tact, but with a big win under Matt’s column, can Daniels escape him?

Low Ki Defeats Samoa Joe Again

Despite his cheating ways, Low Ki was able to once again beat Samoa Joe last night at the Pay Per View. Does this mean Low Ki can finally have a title shot at the World Champion?

JADE DIAMOND BEATS DRH!!!!!

In an impromptu, non title match, Jade Diamond did the unthinkable and was able to pin the World Heavyweight Champion DRH cleanly in the Main Event. Diamond is the first man to ever beat DRH ever since Helton became the World Champion, and with this big win under his belt, this could mean Jade Diamond could possibly get a title shot in the near future.

WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!

Because there were two great matches on the card, Matt Hardy AND Jade Diamond get the award. Matt gets the award for winning the ladder match, and Jade gets the award for being the first to pin DRH ever since he became the World Champion.

FINISHER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!

Even though it didn’t finish the match, this goes to Paul London for hitting his Shooting Star Press off a ladder, on top of Spanky, who was on TOP of a ladder.

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Kind of awkward, but the award goes to the West Coast Widowmakers and 3LK. Coming in second was DRH and Jade Diamond.

That’s all for now.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Breakout Card For Feb. 28th 2006

Tag Team

The Dudley Boyz vs. The Briscoe Brothers

Ruckus vs. Jack Evans

Chris Hero vs. Spike Dudley

James Maritato vs. Gabriel Octavo Marquez

“American Dragon” Bryan Danielson vs. Charlie Thriller

**Card Subject To Change**

Genocide Card For March 3rd 2006

Arik Cannon vs. Ace Steel

BJ Whitmer vs. Chris Sabin

CM Punk vs. Low Ki

Television Title

Jade Diamond © vs. Dan Pandora

Tyrant vs. Jimmy Rave

Tag Team

Jonas Testament/John Bay vs. SAT (Joel/Red)

Tag Team

Antonio Mason/Ares vs. Jay Lethal/Sonjay Dutt

[HardcoreJay]

Tuesday, February 28th 2006

Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. James Maritato

Maritato nails a European uppercut on Marquez and now backs him into the corner and chops him a few times. Maritato now picks Marquez up to the top. Maritato climbs up top but Marquez is nailing him with right hands and takes him down, MARQUEZ GOES FOR A TORNADO DDT BUT MARITATO CATCHES HIM BUT NOW MARQUEZ PICKS HIM UP, DEVINE INTERVENTION, 1…2…3!!!!!

Rating: 77%

(The cameras fade backstage where Richard Thorton is standing by with Jade Diamond talking about beating DRH at the Pay Per View the other night when AJ Styles walks into the picture)

Jade Diamond: Excuse me buddy I’m doing an interview here…

AJ Styles: Let’s get one thing straight, I’m not your buddy… And I don’t really care if you’re doing an interview.

Jade Diamond: Is that so?

AJ Styles: Yeah that’s so. Only reason why I’m here is because I heard you ended up beating DRH at the Pay Per View.

Jade Diamond: That I did.

AJ Styles: Yeah… And I’ll bet you’re thinking right now that just because you beat DRH, that you deserve a title shot right?

Jade Diamond: Well as a matter of fact, yes, I do think I deserve a title shot… And when I do get the title shot, I’ll have TWO titles to add to my repertoire.

AJ Styles: Well let’s just make one thing clear… You may have beaten DRH. But if anybody deserves a shot at his title… IT’S ME!!!!!

Jade Diamond: You? What the heck have you done in the past month… Hell you weren’t even on the Pay Per View. And if I remember, you were the one that DRH beat FOR the World Title… So what makes you think that you deserve a shot more than the “Draw?”

AJ Styles: Well if you think that I don’t deserve a shot… Why don’t you meet me in that ring and we’ll see who the better man is…

Jade Diamond: Let me tell-

AJ Styles: NO, let me tell YOU something… You go ahead and you think about it… And give me your answer later… I’ll be waiting…

(Styles walks off)

Jade Diamond: You see Richie, that’s what happens when you’re just better than everybody else, they get jealous and wanna fight you… But I’m not going to let him get to me, tonight’s a celebration, and I’m gonna celebrate in style, I’m going to that ring, and I’m going to tell the world WHO THE NEXT World Champion is… I’ll seeya later.

(Diamond walks off)

Rating: 84%

(The camera fades backstage into the Trinity’s locker room where DRH, Jonas Testament and John Bay are standing by. DRH has his head lowered while sitting on a chair while Jonas Testament is standing over DRH and John Bay is just standing by the wall with his arms folded)

Jonas Testament: I cannot BELIEVE that you let that peon beat you.

DRH: Father I-

Jonas Testament: NO!!!!! YOU SHUT UP AND YOU LISTEN!!!!! Two nights ago, you DISGRACED the Trinity… Understand? You not only let HIM down, but you also LET ME DOWN!!!!!! I am VERY disappointed in you. And yet you sit there with your head down, not even giving a CARE in the fucking world… HOW DARE YOU let him beat you… Do you WANT to lose that title?

DRH: No.

Jonas Testament: I think you do… Seeing that you took it upon yourself to let Jade DIAMOND of all people beat you.

DRH: Father…

Jonas Testament: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN!!!!! I DON’T CARE how you do it… I want Diamond to be taught a fucking lesson… And you WILL teach him a lesson do you understand me?

DRH: Yes…

John Bay: Father… Look….

(Jonas turns around and sees John Bay pointing to a television monitor. On the monitor you can see Jade Diamond standing inside the ring with a microphone)

Jonas Testament: You get out there now, AND YOU MAKE HIM PAY FOR WHAT HE DID!!!!! NOW!!!!!!

(DRH gets up from his seat and walks out of the room)

Rating: 93%

(The scene fades inside the arena where Jade Diamond is standing by inside the ring holding the Television Title and holding a microphone)

Jade Diamond: People, I cannot explain HOW GOOD IT FEELS to be the only man to BEAT Daniel Reed Helton EVER SINCE he became the World Champion. I mean, what an HONOR it is. And I am out here tonight, because tonight IS A CELEBRATION!!!!! Oh you know I can’t do this without anybody out here to celebrate, PROFIT$, GET OUT HERE!!!!!

(The music of DRH hits and the fans cheer as DRH comes running down the aisle with Kash Money and the West Coast Widowmakers follow up behind. DRH slides inside the ring and goes after Diamond and gets him on the mat and starts pounding away at him. The Widowmakers slide inside the ring and grab DRH and pull him off of Diamond as security guards come running in and now they’re separating DRH and Jade Diamond from each other as we go to commercial)

Rating: 97%

Spike Dudley vs. Chris Hero

Spike nails Hero with a dropkick and quickly covers, 1…2, Hero kicks out. Spike picks Hero up now AND HE’S GOING FOR THE ACID DROP BUT HERO TOSSES SPIKE OFF AND SPIKE NAILS THE REFEREE!!!!! The referee is down and now Hero is back up and grabs Spike Dudley AND NAILS THE HERO’S WELCOME!!!!!! Hero goes for the cover but the referee is down. Hero goes to check on the referee, AND NIKITA SPUTNIK IS RUNNING DOWN THE AISLE WITH A CHAIR!!!!!! Hero in the ring doesn’t even know what’s going on and now picks Spike back to his feet and slaps him a few times and now turns around, SPUTNIK GOES FOR THE CHAIR SHOT BUT HERO MOVES AND SPUTNIK NAILS SPIKE!!!!! SPIKE GETS NAILED WITH THE CHAIR AND NOW HERO GRABS SPUTNIK AND TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING!!!!! Hero quickly grabs Spike, AND LOCKS IN THE HANGMAN’S CLUTCH, AND SPIKE IS TAPPING AWAY AND FINALLY THE REFEREE SEES IT AND CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!!!! Hero gets up and runs out of the ring and through the fans as Sputnik chases him.

Rating: 72%

The Dudley Boyz vs. The Briscoe Brothers

Bubba Ray nails Mark with a lariat and covers, 1…2… Jay makes the save. D-Von comes in and starts nailing Jay with a series of chops and forearms and now tosses him outside the ring. Bubba and D-Von pick Mark up and shoot him to the ropes, DUDLEY DEATH DROP, BUBBA COVERS, 1…2…3!!!!! The Dudley’s win it and walk off. Jay is in the ring with his brother and is arguing with the outcome and just walks off as Mark follows.

Rating: 84%

Jack Evans vs. Ruckus

Ruckus nails a handspring spinning flippy kick on Evans and makes the cover, 1…2… kick out from Evans. Ruckus picks Evans up and nails him with a chop and shoots him to the ropes. Evans comes back to a ducking Ruckus, BACKFLIP KICK TO THE FACE!!!! Ruckus goes down and Evans walks over, ODE TO BLITZKRIEG!!!!! Evans with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Evans picks up Ruckus and shoots him to the corner. Evans runs up and Ruckus nails him with a kick to the gut, AND NAILS THE PARKER!!!!! Ruckus now climbs up to the turnbuckle, LEAP OF FAITH, 1…2…3!!!!!

Rating: 74%

(The scene fades backstage where Don Callis is sitting in his office on the phone with somebody when suddenly Callis looks up and sees someone standing in front of his desk)

Don Callis: I’ll call you back.

(Callis hangs up the phone)

Don Callis: What the HELL do you want?

(The camera pans around and you can see that the man standing in front of his desk is Low Ki)

Low Ki: You know what I want… I beat Joe… I beat your top guy that you hand picked to beat me… Now that I did that, I WANT my title shot at DRH.

Don Callis: You want DRH… You want your title shot…. FINE!!!!! Tonight, you and DRH, NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!!!!!!

(Low Ki smiles and walks out)

Rating: 88%

Charlie Thriller vs. Bryan Danielson

Danielson nails Thriller with a forearm and now runs to the ropes and comes back, THRILLER PICKS HIM UP AND GOES FOR THE SPIN CYCLE BUT DRAGON COUNTERS WITH AN ARM DRAG!!!! Thriller gets back up quickly and runs, DRAGON NAILS HIM WITH A BELLY TO BELLY AND COVERS, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Danielson picks Thriller up and Thriller starts fighting back but Dragon takes him down AND GOES FOR THE CATTLE MUTILATION AND IN COMES BUD AND NAILS DRAGON FOR THE DQ!!!!!! Bud picks Dragon up and starts hitting him with left and right hands but Dragon counters AND NAILS A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT!!!!! Dragon turns back to Thriller AND THRILLER PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS THE SPIN CYCLE!!!!!! The Widowmakers leave and Dragon is starting to get back to his feet BUT DRAYTON KING JUST HIT THE RING AND NAILS HIM WITH HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!! Dragon is down again and is left laying on the canvas as Drayton King talks smack.

Rating: 93%

Juniorweight Title: Christopher Daniels © vs. Matt Hardy

Daniels is working on the ribs of Matt Hardy and now picks him up and shoots him to the corner. Daniels runs up and Hardy kicks him in the stomach and now leaps on the turnbuckle AND HITS A LEAPING DDT OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! Daniels is down and Hardy covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Hardy gets back to his feet and grabs Daniels and tosses him back to the corner. Hardy comes in but Daniels moves and puts Hardy in the corner. Daniels chops him a few times and now picks him up and SLAPS him hard. Daniels now turns around AND HE’S GOING FOR THE FALL FROM GRACE BUT HARDY OUT OF NOWHERE HITS A VICTORY ROLL AND THE COVER, 1…2…3!!!!! HARDY HAS JUST BEATEN DANIELS, AND IS THE NEW JUNIORWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!

Rating: 94%

World Heavyweight Title: DRH © vs. Low Ki

Low Ki kicks DRH in the ribs and now picks him up and shoots him to the corner, Low Ki backs up and now runs up, BIG STEP UP ENZIGURI ON DRH!!!! DRH goes down and Low Ki covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Low Ki stomps away on DRH and now goes back to the turnbuckle and climbs up top, PHOENIX SPLASH NO DRH ROLLS AWAY BUT LOW KI ROLLS TO HIS FEET!!!!! DRH and Low Ki back up to their feet, Low Ki runs up, DRH NAILS A LARIAT AND COVERS, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! DRH picks Low Ki up and sets him up for the Burning Hammer BUT LOW KI FLIPS TO HIS FEET AND WRAPS DRH UP, KI KRUSHER!!!!!! LOW KI COVERS, 1….2…3 NO!!!!!! DRH KICKED OUT!!!!!! LOW KI CAN’T BELIVE IT!!!!!! Low Ki picks DRH back up to his feet and tosses him to the ropes, DRH comes back and ducks a clothesline, DRH GRABS LOW KI AND LIFTS HIM UP, BURNING HAMMER!!!!! DRH covers, 1…2….3!!!!!! DRH retains the World Title, AND JADE DIAMOND HITS THE RING AND STARTS BRAWLING WITH DRH!!!!!!

Rating: 95%

(Show fades with referees, wrestlers and security breaking DRH and Diamond up)

Overall Show Rating: 87%

Wednesday, March 1st 2006

We got a 2.23 rating for Breakout this week. 2,129 fans attended the show and we made $42,580 dollars off merchandise and ticket sales. Overall this month we made $343,200 dollars in merchandise sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!!

XAVIER RETURNING!!!!!!

We’ve gotten word from Xavier saying that he’s medically cleared to return to Pro Wrestling KING. He’ll be making his in ring return real soon, and we can’t wait to see him back in action.

ROSTER CUTS!!!!!!

PWK is not WWE, but when it comes to downsizing, PWK has done quite a few as well… Currently PWK has parted ways with a few guys on good terms, these include, Anthony LaGotto (development talent) HC Loc and Tony Devito of the Carnage Crew and Arik Cannon. PWK wishes them well with all their future endeavors.

In Other Wrestling News

Canadian Promotion, IWS has gone BANKRUPT!!!!!!

Happy Birthday To You

The following birthdays have occurred this month; Teddy Hart, Chris Sabin, Hardcore Jay, Jay Man, Charlie Thriller, and Antonio Mason.

WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!

Without question, Matt Hardy gets the award for becoming the NEW PWK Juniorweight Champion.

FINISHER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Finisher of the night is going to Ruckus for the Leap Of Faith.

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!

Without question, DRH and Low Ki get match of the night.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Genocide Card For March 3rd

Dustin Iler (sub for Arik Cannon) vs. Ace Steel

BJ Whitmer vs. Chris Sabin

CM Punk vs. Low Ki

Television Title

Jade Diamond vs. Dan Pandora

Tag Team

The Trinity (John Bay/Jonas Testament) vs. SAT (Joel/Red)

Tag Team

Antonio Mason/Ares vs. Jay Lethal/Sonjay Dutt

Tyrant vs. Jimmy Rave

Main Event, Non Title

Chris Hero vs. Nikita Sputnik vs. Spike Dudley

Breakout Card For March 7th

Homicide vs. “American Dragon” Bryan Danielson

John Bay vs. Kid Kash

Tag Team, Winners Receive Title Shot At Genocide

Dudley Boyz vs. 3 Live Kru

**Card Subject To Change**

Friday, March 3rd 2006

Jay Lethal/Sonjay Dutt vs. Antonio Mason/Ares

Lethal nails Mason with a right hand and now sends him to the ropes. Lethal comes back, POWERSLAM BY MASON, 1…2… Sonjay comes in and breaks up the count but now Ares is in the ring and starts taking it to Dutt. Dutt and Ares are fighting and now Lethal picks up Mason, AND HE’S GOING FOR THE LETHAL INJECTION NO Mason gets out of it, AND NAILS A SUPERKICK ON LETHAL!!!!! Lethal backs into the ropes and comes back, AND MASON PICKS HIM UP IN A DVD!!!!! And now look at this, Ares has Dutt set up, ARES NAILS THE MARS DDT AND MASON NAILS THE DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, MASON COVERS, 1…2…3!!!! Mason and Ares celebrate in the ring and the fans are loving it.

Rating: 86%

BJ Whitmer vs. Chris Sabin

Sabin nails Whitmer with a stiff right hand and now he takes him to the ropes. Whitmer comes back, NAILS A SUNSET FLIP, 1… Sabin rolls out of it, BASEMENT DROPKICK, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Whitmer gets the shoulder up at the last second. Sabin now picks him up and wraps BJ up, GOING FOR THE SABALIZER but Whitmer is starting to fight him off and now runs to the ropes and comes back, BIG BACK ELBOW NO SABIN CATCHES HIM, GERMAN SUPLEX NO WHITMER GOES BEHIND SABIN AND TURNS HIM AROUND, EXPLODER!!!!!! Whitmer with the cover, 1….2…3!!!!!!

Rating: 84%

(Dustin Iler makes his way down the aisle as Ace Steel is standing inside the ring ready to go for their match)

Dustin Iler: Whoa, whoa, whoa, cut the music.

(The music cuts off)

Dustin Iler: First of all… Let me just say that once again, it is YOUR FANS’ PLEASURE!!!!! That I, the “Caesar Of Wrestling” grace you tonight with my presence.

(Boos)

Dustin Iler: But you know something… I’ll tell you the truth, I am most certainly NOT looking forward to tonight, and no Ace it’s not because I think you’re going to beat me, hell we all know that’s not gonna happen… But it’s simply because tonight was MY night off… Tonight I was going to be in lovely Victorian home, sitting in my leather chair, probably watching Gladiator on my big screen, but instead, I got a call earlier today from the suits of PWK, telling me that I have to come here tonight to this GOD AWFUL arena, for a match because they went ahead and FIRED somebody who obviously can’t get his act together… Either that or let’s just face it, Arik Cannon is a fucking nobody….

(Boos)

Dustin Iler: BUT!!!!! I’m not mad about how they went ahead and replaced me, because they know that the “Caesar Of Wrestling” is obviously the better man for the job. What I’m mad about, is the simple fact that THEY CAN’T DO THE RIGHT THING, AND THAT’S GIVE ME AN OPPONENT WITH TALENT!!!!!! Come on, Ace, you and me BOTH know that you’re not in my league. And personally I think that the suits know that, therefore, I am saying this right here and now, I WILL NOT BE FIGHTING TONIGHT, UNTIL I GET A REAL CHALLENGER!!!!!

(Suddenly Ace Steel leaps out of the ring and goes after Iler)

Rating: 98%

Dustin Iler vs. Ace Steel

Steel nails Iler with a snap suplex and picks him back up and hits another suplex and still holds on, Steel brings up Iler and lifts him up, AND SITS OUT WITH GOURDBUSTER!!!!! Steel with the cover, 1…2… Iler kicks out. Steel picks Iler back up and shoots him to the ropes, Iler comes back and KICKS A DUCKING STEEL right in the face. Iler grabs Steel and PICKS HIM UP FOR THE OJAI VALLEY DRIVER BUT STEEL COUNTERS WITH A ROLLS UP, 1…2… Iler kicks out of it and rolls to his feet, Steel starts getting back up, ILER RUNS UP AND HITS A SHINING WIZARD!!!!! Steel goes down hard and now Iler grabs him from behind, AND LOCKS IN THE CAESARIAN STRETCH, STEEL TAPS!!!!!

Rating: 81%

Tyrant vs. Jimmy Rave

Tyrant is manhandling Jimmy Rave and now tosses Rave to the ropes. Rave comes back, RAVE GOING FOR THE SATELLITE CROSSFACE BUT TYRANT CLOTHESLINES HIM HARD!!!!! Rave is down and now Tyrant lifts him up, LAST REGRET, 1…2…3!!!!! Tyrant has emerged victorious, WAIT A SECOND, MADMAN MELINA JUST HIT THE RING WITH A BARBED WIRE BASEBALL BAT, AND HE JUST NAILS TYRANT IN THE FOREHEAD!!!!! MADMAN MELINA IS DIGGING THAT BARBED WIRE INTO TYRANTS FOREHEAD!!!!! Melina finally stops the violence and leaves the ring.

Rating: 59%

(The scene fades backstage to the Profit$ locker room. Jade Diamond, Kash Money and the Widowmakers are standing by)

Jade Diamond: For all of you who have no idea who we are, we are the Profit$. And ever since we came together, we have been the most dominant force in Pro Wrestling KING. The Church Of The Macabre, the Trinity, they’ve got NOTHING on us. For instance, has RAVEN or Christopher Daniels beaten DRH while he’s been World Heavyweight Champion? Of course they haven’t. And I’m not saying that we as a group are great because I’ve beaten DRH. My boys Kash Money and the Widowmakers, they’re the best damn tag teams in Pro Wrestling KING. Kash Money beat the living HELL out of the Hardy Boyz, the Widowmakers have beaten the HELL out of HGV… THERE ISN’T ANYBODY here in this company that can top us… And tonight, the “Draw” is going to add another wrestler to the long list of guys that can’t hack it when it comes to getting in the ring with me, this being Dan Pandora. Now what can I say about Pandora other than the fact that okay, he’s earned himself a chance to fight DRH for the World Title. Did he beat him? Hell no. He got his ass handed to him on a silver platter… Tonight however, his ass is getting handed to him, and it’s going to be a brand new ass fully equipped with a golden asshole, courtesy of the “Draw.” Pandora, tonight you try to take my Television Title from me, and all I can say pal, is I hope you’re ready to once again fail you’re bullshit Church in trying to take a title from a member of a more prestigious organization… Let’s just face it, tonight Pandora, I will own you, bitch… Now… As for AJ Styles and his little challenge… AJ, if you EVER got inside that ring with me, well I won’t even talk about it, you can just sit at home and watch what I do to Pandora tonight, because what I do to him, it will obviously send a message as to what I will surely do to you Styles….

(Jade smiles and then walks off as the Profit$ walk off)

Rating: 96%

SAT vs. Trinity

Joel nails John Bay with a right hand and now shoots him to the corner. Joel runs up, BIG KICK TO THE FACE from Bay and now Bay runs up, GOES FOR A YAKUZA KICK BUT JOEL GRABS HIM BUT JOHN BAY NAILS AN ENZIGURI!!!!! John Bay crawls and makes the tag to Testament. Jonas runs in and hammers away on Joel but Red comes in and starts hammering away on Jonas. Red kicks Jonas in the gut and now leaps on top of his back, TRIES FOR THE CODE RED BUT JOHN BAY RUNS UP AND HITS HIM WITH A YAKUZA KICK!!!!!! John Bay grabs Red now and has him locked up, AND HE NAILS THE FADE TO BLACK ON RED!!!!!! Joel gets picked up by Testament, DESTINY’S FLAW, 1…2…3!!!!!!

Rating: 80%

Television Title: Jade Diamond © vs. Dan Pandora

Diamond takes down Pandora with a lariat and now makes the cover, 1…2, kick out. Diamond picks Pandora up and shoots him to the corner. Diamond runs up PANDORA with an elbow connects in the face. Diamond steps back, Pandora leaps to the turnbuckle, LEAPS OFF WITH A FLYING CLOTHESLINE BUT DIAMOND CATCHES HIM IN AN ARMBAR!!!! Diamond holds down Pandora but Pandora manages to roll out of it. Diamond back to his feet, Pandora kicks him in the gut and sets him up, CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!!!!!! Pandora covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! DIAMOND GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPE AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!!! Pandora grabs Diamond and pulls him over to the turnbuckle. Pandora starts climbing up, ANGEL’S SANCTUARY!!!!! Pandora covers again, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! DIAMOND GOT THE SHOULDER UP AND PANDORA IS PISSED!!!!! Pandora is with the referee arguing over the count, AND DIAMOND’S GOT A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKS!!!!! Pandora turns around, AND DIAMOND NAILS HIM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!!! The ref calls for the DQ and Diamond quickly gets outta the ring and grabs his Television Title as he makes his way back up the ramp leaving Pandora inside the ring looking pissed.

Rating: 96%

CM Punk vs. Low Ki

Punk nails Low Ki with a lariat and covers, 1…2… Ki kicks out. Punk picks Low Ki back up and Low Ki nails him with a couple chops and takes him to the ropes. Punk hits the ropes and holds on, Low Ki runs up, AND PUNK TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP!!!!! Low Ki lands on the floor and Punk goes out after him. Punk picks Low Ki up and takes him to the steps, Punk tries to drive his head in BUT KI COUNTERS AND SLAMS PUNK INSTEAD!!!!! Punk bounces up and now Low Ki grabs him, AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE STEPS AGAIN!!!!! Punk’s force takes the steps completely off and now Low Ki is stomping him and the referee is trying to get them back in the ring. Ki picks Punk up, AND TOSSES HIM in the guardrail. Punk hits hard and Low Ki continues to stomp away at him. Low Ki now grabs the steps and and puts them in front of Punk who’s laying against the guardrail. Low Ki backs up and ther referee is warning him not to do it, LOW KI RUNS UP AND KICKS THE STEPS AGAINST PUNK, AND THERE’S THE BELL!!!!!! Low Ki continues to stomp away on Punk, HERE COMES ACE STEEL BUT LOW KI CUTS HIM OFF WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!! Low Ki grabs a chair from the crowd, AND BLASTS ACE STEEL OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Low Ki slams the chair down and walks off as the referee checks on Punk and Steel.

Rating: 81%

(The Main Event is up and Chris Hero makes his way down the aisle. Hero slides inside the ring with a microphone in his hand and starts to speak)

Chris Hero: Spike Dudley and Nikita Sputnik… You boys really want to get in this ring with me? You boys really want to test the “Savior Of Wrestling?” Let me tell ya both something… Spike, I really don’t care if you’ve got two hick imbred brothers or cousins, or whatever the hell they are… Dudleyville will ALWAYS get their asses kicked by ANYONE from Metropolis… I showed and I proved that to you last week when I locked you in the Hangman’s Clutch… As for YOU Sputnik… Let me make you understand this same concept, by speaking in your language… In America, Hero Beats You… Understand Sputnik, that you may have beaten me, but I’ll have the last laugh, you mark my words, and you also understand, that tonight, I’ll be the one that beats you tonight, title or no title, and you will no, that you are Chris Hero’s BITCH!!!!!

Rating: 83%

Chris Hero vs. Nikita Sputnik vs. Spike Dudley

Sputnik nails Hero with a lariat and covers, 1…2… SPIKE BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Spike starts hammering away on Sputnik and now picks him up and chops him to the ropes. Spike goes to whip Sputnik BUT SPUTNIK COUNTERS AND GRABS SPIKE, AND NAILS THE IRON CURTAIN!!!! Sputnik covers, 1….2… HERO BREAKS IT UP!!!!! Hero starts hammering Sputnik and picks him up and shoots him to the corner. Sputnik hits hard and now Hero runs up, AND NAILS A DOUBLE KNEE TO THE GUT!!!!! Sputnik comes out and Hero kicks him in the gut, wraps him up, HERO DDT!!!!! Hero covers but Spike quickly nails him to break the count. Spike picks Hero up GOING FOR THE ACID DROP BUT HERO TOSSES HIM OUT TO THE FLOOR!!!! Sputnik starts to get back to his feet, AND HERO GRABS HIM AND NAILS THE HERO’S WELCOME, 1…2…3!!!!!! HERO WINS IT!!!!!

Rating: 77%

(Show fades with Chris Hero walking back up the entrance ramp celebrating the win)

Overall Show Rating: 83%

Saturday, March 4th 2006

We scored a 1.93 rating for Genocide last night. 2,427 fans attended the show and we made $48,540 dollars in ticket and merchandise sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!!

B-Boy, Colt Cabana, and Sick Puppy Anticipating Returns

These 3 men have been sidelined with injuries, the worst B-Boy who suffered a broken leg, but whatever the injury, each have been training hard and have been almost cleared to wrestle once again. Expect these guys to be back in the ring within the next 4 months.

Chris Hero To Receive Superfight Title Shot?

After a big win last night, it isn’t doubtful that Chris Hero should receive a title shot at Nikita Sputnik sometime soon. As you know, Chris Hero and Sputnik have been in the ring before, both times Sputnik has beaten him, but now it looks like we’re seeing a new Chris Hero, and with this new attitude, he is determined to get back in the ring and go one more round with the big Russian monster. Can Hero be the man who strips Sputnik of the title?

Participants For Carnage Bowl To Be Announced Within The Next 2 Weeks

After searching and going through contract negotiations, most of the participants of Carnage Bowl have been announced. It is uncertain however when these names will be announced, but they are indeed hired, and are ready to make an impact with Pro Wrestling KING. Management have gone from federation, to Japan, and back to the U.S. looking for some of the most hardcorest sons of bitches to fight at the Pay Per View, and the list is pretty good considering that most of these guys are well known throughout the country. It’s sure to be a great night filled with lots of blood, glass, barbed wire, broken tables, everything you need in a good death match tournament.

WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Chris Hero gets this one for beating Sputnik and Spike Dudley last night in the Main Event.

FINISHER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

This is going to Jonas Testament for his Destiny’s Flaw finisher.

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

This goes to Jade Diamond and Dan Pandora for putting on an outstanding match.

That’s it for now.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!!

Breakout Card For March 7th

Homicide vs. “American Dragon” Bryan Danielson

John Bay vs. Kid Kash

Tag Team

The Hardcore Playas vs. West Coast Widowmakers

Main Event

The Dudley Boyz vs. 3LK (James/Killings)

Genocide Card For March 10th

AJ Styles vs. Super Dragon

Xavier vs. Chris Sabin

Tag Team Scramble

HGV vs. The Backseat Boyz vs. Blackout vs. Briscoe Brothers

4 Way Elimination, Winner Faces Matt Hardy Next Breakout

Jay Man vs. Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. Nova vs. Teddy Hart

Samoa Joe vs. The H8 Club

Main Event, Cage Of Death

Madman Melina vs. Tyrant

[HardcoreJay]

Tuesday, March 7th 2006

Ten Man Battle Royal PIN ONLY!!!!!!! Amazing Red vs. Johnny Kashmere vs. Trent Acid vs. Teddy Hart vs. Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. Jimmy Rave vs. Chris Sabin vs. Austin Aries vs. Mike Quackenbush vs. Michael Shane

Jimmy Rave shoots Red to the ropes, Red comes back and leaps on the back of Rave, CODE RED NAILS IT, 1…2…3!!!!!! Jimmy Rave is gone. Quackenbush has Shane up in the corner and leaps up top, AND SHANE PUSHES HIM OFF AND SHANE NAILS A BIG ELBOW DROP, 1…2… QUACK KICKS OUT!!!!! At the other side of the ring Teddy Hart nails Sabin with a dropkick and takes him over the top rope. Teddy Hart climbs up top, AND NAILS A SKY TWISTER PRESS ON THE OUTSIDE ONTO SABIN!!!!! Kashmere and Acid pick Red up, T-GIMMICK, 1…2…3!!!!! Red is eliminated. Aries is taking it to Marquez now, BRAINBUSTER!!!!!! Aries is about to go for the pin BUT JIMMY RAVE NAILS HIM WITH A BASEMENT DROPKICK!!!!! Rave gets back to his feet and SHANE HITS THE SWEET SHANE MUSIC, 1…2…3!!!!! Rave is gone. Shane starts getting back to his feet and Trent Acid runs up, YAKUZA KICK MISSES AND TEDDY HART TRIPS HIM UP AT THE ROPES!!!!! Acid turns and starts talking trash to Teddy Hart, SHANE ROLLS ACID UP, 1…2…3!!!!! Acid’s gone. Kashmere has Marquez up, CRADLE BREAKER NO MARQUEZ ROLLS HIM UP IN A VICTORY ROLL, 1…2…3!!!! Kashmere is eliminated. Teddy Hart slides back inside the ring and starts hammering away on Austin Aries. GOM gets to his feet and nails Quackenbush with a leg lariat. Sabin is back in the ring and now GOM picks him up off his feet GOES FOR THE DIVINE INTERVENTION BUT SABIN COUNTERS AND LIFTS HIM UP, CRADLE SHOCK!!!!! Sabin can’t make the pin and now Shane waits for him, Sabin gets to his feet, SWEET SHANE MUSIC ON SABIN, 1…2…3!!!!! Sabin is eliminated. Teddy Hart starts taking it to Shane but turns around, QUACKENBUSH PICKS HIM UP, QUACKENDRIVER, 1…2…3 TEDDY HART IS GONE!!!!! Quack gets back to his feet, ARIES GRABS HIM, BRAINBUSTER, 1…2…3 QUACK IS GONE!!!!! Aries starts nailing Marquez and now turns around, SWEET SHANE MUSIC NO ARIES BLOCKS IT AND WRAPS HIM UP, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! Aries picks GOM up and shoots him to the corner. Aries runs up, GOM WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE, GOM leaps on the turnbuckle AND FLIES OFF, SWINGING DDT!!!!! GOM crawls over and covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Aries kicks out. GOM gets back up, SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK FROM SHANE!!!!! Shane with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!! GOM kicks out. Aries gets to his feet, SHANE RUNS UP AND HITS A SUNSET FLIP, AND HOLDS THE TIGHTS, 1…2…3!!!!! Aries is eliminated. Shane gets back to his feet and starts to stalk Marquez. Marquez gets back to his feet, SWEET SHANE MUSIC NO MARQUEZ GRABS THE LEG, SWEEPS THE OTHER, SHANE IS DOWN AND MARQUEZ LOCKS ON GOD’S PLAN (Texas Cloverleaf) AND SHANE TAPS, MARQUEZ WINS IT!!!!!

Rating: 75%

CM Punk vs. Jay Lethal

Lethal nails Punk with a spinning heel kick and goes for the cover, 1…2… Punk gets the shoulder up. Lethal kicks Punk a few times and now starts climbing the turnbuckle. Lethal perches himself on top and leaps, DIVING HEADBUTT CONNECTS, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Punk kicks out of it again and now Lethal picks him up and sets him up for the tiger suplex but Punk starts fighting out of it and goes behind Lethal, GERMAN SUPLEX, 1….2…. LETHAL KICKS OUT!!!!! Punk and Lethal start getting back to their feet, Punk makes it up first and leaps over to Lethal, SHINING WIZARD!!!!! PUNK HITS THE SHINING WIZARD, 1…2…3!!!!!

Rating: 74%

(The scene fades backstage to the Trinity’s locker room where Jonas Testament, DRH and John Bay are standing by)

Jonas Testament: It seems that yet again, there is another thorn in our side… That thorn being Jade Diamond and his band of pathetic lackeys… Jade Diamond, you may have beaten DRH at Nightmares And Dreamscapes… But Jade, the nightmare has YET to begin… In due time Jade Diamond, you and all of your little friends shall BOW at the mercy of the Trinity’s feet, and in that time, if you think that we will show mercy upon you… Jade Diamond, mercy if for the week, and of course that is what you are, weak… But if that means that we should take pity on you, and give you mercy, you’re highly mistaken… Tonight, John Bay takes on your little Profit Kid Kash, and he himself will bow down…. And from there, it will only be a matter of time before each of you are plucked off, one by one… And then you will realize Jade Diamond, that you DON’T FUCK WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!!!

(The Trinity throw up their “sign” as the camera cuts off)

Rating: 86%

(The scene fades back inside the arena where Jade Diamond is standing inside the ring with the Television Title after commercial break. Jade has a microphone in his hand and starts to speak)

Jade Diamond: Jonas, DRH, John Bay, I heard your little comments in the back, and may I say that you guys do a good job letting your boss do the talking for you… I can understand that you guys are speechless when it comes to the fact that Jade Diamond, the “DRAW” is without a doubt better than three of PWK’s poorly developed talent… Let me just say that no matter WHAT you have to say, it’s obvious to myself and to all these people here tonight, that nobody, and I mean NOBODY, really gives a damn… Face the facts here boys, I’m the Television Champion, which means that I’m the top dog on Breakout, and I’m the top dog here on Genocide… And after the Main Event at Nightmares And Dreamscapes, I proved that I am without a shadow of a doubt the top dog in Pro Wrestling KING, because I am the ONLY PERSON in this company that has BEATEN DRH ever since he became the World Heavyweight Champion… Low Ki couldn’t do that, Christopher Daniels couldn’t do that, Dan Pandora couldn’t do that, and even AJ FUCKING STYLES couldn’t do it….

(Boos)

Jade Diamond: Oh, and SPEAKING of AJ Styles….

(Don Callis’ music hits and the fans erupt as he walks out onto the entrance ramp)

Don Callis: SPEAKING, of AJ Styles indeed Jade Diamond… I remember at the last show, you two had yourselves a little confrontation, am I right?

Jade Diamond: Well, I was about to address that situation until you came out here running off at the mouth and taking up my camera time…

Don Callis: Calm down there spunky and just answer the question.

Jade Diamond: Spunky?

Don Callis: I’ll take that as a yes… Anyway Diamond, it was also made clear to me that Mr. Styles challenged you to a match, is that also a fact?

Jade Diamond: Yeah, so what?

Don Callis: So, when he challenged you to a match, he gave you some time to think about it…. And just recently, you conducted an interview by talking about how you were going to use Dan Pandora as an example to AJ Styles, I think it went along the lines of, when you BEAT Pandora, he’d serve as an example to what you would do to AJ Styles, correct?

Jade Diamond: Did I say that? What I meant to say-

Don Callis: You’re already on thin ice mister, don’t let the ice break because you think you’re funny and that you can just bust my balls.

(Cheers from the fans)

Jade Diamond: Alright Callis, where the hell are you going with this, I’m trying to do a promo here.

Don Callis: I’ll tell you where I’m going with this, and that simply the fact that for over a week now, you’ve been sort of DUCKING getting in the ring with AJ Styles, UNTIL TONIGHT!!!!! Because tonight Diamond, you’re gonna put that belt on the line, TONIGHT right here in SOUTH PHILLY!!!!!

(Cheep pop)

Don Callis: It’s going to be YOU taking on AJ Styles, THAT BELT IS ON THE LINE, AJ STYLES, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE AND DO US ALL A FAVOR, AND SHUT THIS GUY UP!!!!!!

Rating: 83%

Television Title: Jade Diamond © vs. AJ Styles

Diamond is nailing Styles with right hands and now tosses him to the ropes. Styles comes back to a ducking Diamond, AND HE’S GOING FOR THE STYLES CLASH BUT DIAMOND ESCAPES AND CRAWLS UNDER AJ’S LEGS!!!! Diamond comes back up top, AND ATTEMPTS THE JUST LIKE HEAVEN (Dragon Clutch) ON AJ BUT AJ BREAKS FREE, AND NAILS THE PELE KICK!!!!!! Diamond goes down and Styles covers, 1…2… Diamond kicks out. AJ picks Diamond up WAIT DIAMOND BRINGS HIM DOWN IN A CRADLE, 1….2… STYLES kicks out at 2. Jade now picks AJ up to his feet and chops him to the ropes. Diamond tosses AJ to the ropes but AJ reverses and sends Diamond, Diamond comes back and ducks a clothesline, AJ turns around, DREAM KICK (Hopping Superkick) BY DIAMOND!!!!! Diamond covers and hooks the leg, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! AJ KICKS OUT OF IT!!!!!! Diamond can’t believe it and now picks AJ back up and tosses him to the corner. Diamond starts giving him shoulders to the gut and now backs up a little bit and runs up, LEAPING DOUBLE KNEE TO THE CHEST OF STYLES!!!!! Diamond now picks AJ up and perches him on the turnbuckle. Diamond climbs up but Styles starts fighting back but Diamond is still in control and overpowers AJ. Diamond now picks AJ up, SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP, AND THEY HIT THE FLOOR, BUT STYLES MANAGES TO WRAP HIS LEG AROUND DIAMONDS, 1…2…3!!!!!! STYLES WINS!!!!!! STYLES WINS!!!!!! STYLES IS THE NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION!!!!!

Rating: 96%

Homicide vs. “American Dragon” Byran Danielson

Homicide and Dragon are hammering away at each other with chops and now Homicide grabs the head of Dragon and headbutts him. Dragon counters with a headbutt of his own. Homicide backs up and gets angry AND RUSHES DRAGON WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT DRAGON DUCKS AND HOMICIDE NAILS THE REFEREE!!!! Homicide turns back around, ROARING ELBOW FROM DRAGON KNOCKS HOMICIDE DOWN!!!!! Dragon now grabs Homicide, AND LOCKS IN THE CATTLE MUTILATION!!!!! Dragon has the hold locked in, WAIT A MINUTE DRAYTON KING IS ON THE TURNBUCKLE, AND HE NAILS THE KINGS BOUNTY (450 Splash) ON DRAGON!!!!! Drayton King hits the Kings Bounty on Dragon and now he picks Dragon up, HAIL TO THE KING (TKO) AND DRAGON IS OUT!!!!! King grabs Homicide and puts him on top of Dragon, AND WAKES UP THE REF, THE REF STARTS TO COUNT 1…….2…….3!!!!!!! DRAYTON KING SCREWS DRAGON!!!!

Rating: 78%

Kid Kash vs. John Bay

Bay nails Kash with a hard clothesline and covers, 1…2, kick out. Bay picks Kash up and Kash starts fighting back and tosses Bay to the turnbuckle. Kash runs up, BIG CLOTHESLINE in the corner. Bay goes out of the corner and now Kash leaps up top, AND SPRINGS OFF WITH A HURRICANRANA ON BAY, BUT BAY ROLLS TO HIS FEET!!!!! Kash doesn’t know it yet, Kash turns around, AND BAY NAILS HIM WITH A YAKUZA KICK!!!!!! Kid Kash is dazed and now Bay wraps him up, runs to the turnbuckle, FADE TO BLACK (Acid Drop) ON KID KASH!!!!! BUT BAY DOESN’T STOP, HE LOCKS IN THE RESTLESS DREAM (Buffalo Sleeper) AND KASH TAPS!!!!!

Rating: 89%

West Coast Widowmakers vs. Hardcore Playas

Thriller has Jay up in the corner and chops away at him. Thriller now grabs Jay and tosses him to the far side. Thriller runs up, STINGER SPLASH NO JAY MOVES AND THRILLER HITS THE CORNER HARD!!!! Thriller turns back around, AND JAY PICKS HIM UP IN A POWERSLAM AND DROPS HIM DOWN WITH AN INTERVERTED DDT!!!!! Jay with the cover, 1…2… BUD BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Bud starts hammering on Jay and in comes Jones. Jones grabs Bud and tosses him off. Bud throws a right hand but Jones grabs him and spins him around, JONES HAS HIM SET UP, JAY COMES UP, PLAYA HATA!!!! Bud goes down hard and now Jones starts to kick Bud out of the ring, wait a second, EZ Money has just come down to the ring with a chair, AND JONES LEAPS OUT AND STARTS FIGHTING EZ MONEY OFF!!!!!! Hardcore Jay in the ring now picks up Thriller, HE GOES FOR THE HARDCORE DROP BUT THRILLER COUNTERS AND HITS A SCHOOL BOY AND HOLDS THE PANTS OF JAY, 1…2….3!!!!!

Rating: 99%

(After the match as Jones chases off everyone with a chair, Hardcore Jay gets the microphone)

Hardcore Jay: Hey, Widowmakers… Just letting you boys know, that even the sun shines on a dogs ass every once in a while…. Ya got lucky tonight, but I promise you, and all you other Profit bitches, that this shit ain’t fucking over… So I’ve taken another loss… So the Playas have taken another loss… So fucking what… I’ll tell ya this much though… Sunday the 26th, Carnage Bowl… I know that Callis has gone and hand picked some guys from different promotions to come in our house and try to win this motherfucker… But it don’t matter, because as of right now, the “Hardcore Icon” is in this fucking tournament, and by god come hell or high water, I’m winning the motherfucker…

(The fans cheer as Hardcore Jones gets on the microphone)

Hardcore Jones: Well I know damn well that I’m not going to let your ass get in this tournament without some backup… Jay, I know you’ve set yourself on winning this thing, but just let it be known, that I am ALSO in this tournament…

(Jay takes the microphone again)

Hardcore Jay: Hey, that’s fine with me bro… The Playas together in this tournament… Ain’t no fucking body gonna stop us, and that’s because WE’RE NOT JUST THE COOLEST!!!!! WE’RE NOT JUST THE BEST!!!!! BUT WE’RE JUST, HARD-FUCKING-CORE!!!!!!

(The fans cheer as Jay and Jones take their leave)

Rating: 88%

(After commercial, 3LK are standing inside the ring with BG James on the microphone)

BG James: LLLLLLLADIES and gentlemen, boys and girls, CHILDREN of all ages… Pro Wrestling KING, proudly brings to you, THE BEST DAMN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD, NOT ONE, NOT TWO, BUT THE THREE-LIVE-KRU!!!!!! And just to let them Dudley bitches know, that TONIGHT they ain’t in Dudleyville, and just like all the other times they’ve stepped inside this ring with us tonight, me and the “Truth” are gonna set the record straight, by beating them… Bubba Ray and D-Von, you two-

(The Dudley Boyz suddenly rush the ring and start brawling with James and Killings as the fans cheer)

Rating: 86%

3LK vs. Dudley Boyz

3LK and the Dudley’s are in the ring fighting each other as Bubba Ray and James are the legal men. Ron Killings goes after D-Von who’s in the ropes, BUT D-VON TOSSES HIM OUTSIDE THE RING!!!!! James is working away on Bubba in the corner, he snap jabs him once, twice, GOES FOR THE SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL BUT D-VON GRABS HIS ARM AND SPINS HIM AROUND, D-VON PICKS HIM UP AND SPINS AROUND, DUDLEY DEATH DROP!!!!!! THEY HIT THE DUDLEY DEATH DROP AND BUBBA COVERS, 1…2…3!!!!!!

Rating: 87%

(Show fades with Bubba Ray and D-Von standing over top of BG James talking trash while Killings throws a tantrum on the outside)

Overall Show Rating: 85%

Wednesday, March 8th 2006

We scored a 2.09 rating for Breakout this week. 2,421 fans attended the show and we made $48,420 dollars in ticket and merchandise sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION!!!!!!

Last night in a shocking turn of events, Don Callis booked AJ Styles vs. Jade Diamond with Diamond’s Television Title on the line, both Diamond and AJ went at each other and in the end, Styles was able to pull out the big win after Diamond superplexed AJ off the turnbuckle, but AJ was able to wrap up Diamond’s legs for the 3 count. AJ is once again on top of his game as he is now the 3rd Television Champion in the history of Pro Wrestling KING. Now the question is, who will dethrone him?

The Playas Looking To Cause Some Carnage

Last night after a loss from the West Coast Widowmakers, Hardcore Jay jumped on the microphone and started talking about how it would not be over between the Widowmakers and him and Jones. Furthermore, he talked about being on a losing streak for the past month or so, but he said that things were going to change and announced that he would in fact be one of the participants in Carnage Bowl… And that he was also winning it. Jones then came in and talked about how he was entering in the tournament as well. The two left on a high note saying that one of them was going to win the tournament, the question is can they do it?

WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Kudos to AJ Styles for beating Jade Diamond for the Television Champion, AND Gabriel Octavo Marquez for winning the battle royal.

FINISHER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

John Bay gets this for his Fade To A Restless Dream combination move on Kid Kash

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!

Match of the night goes to the West Coast Widowmakers and the Playas

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!!

Genocide Card For March 10th

AJ Styles vs. Super Dragon

Xavier vs. Chris Sabin

Tag Team Scramble

HGV vs. The Backseat Boyz vs. Blackout vs. Briscoe Brothers

Winner Gets Juniorweight Title Shot At Breakout

Jay Man vs. Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. Nova vs. Teddy Hart

Samoa Joe vs. The H8 Club

Main Event, Cage Of Death

Madman Melina vs. Tyrant

Breakout Card For March 14th

Juniorweight Title

Matt Hardy © vs. Winner Of Genocide Match

Sonjay Dutt vs. Jack Evans

Tag Team

Briscoe Brothers vs. The Backseat Boyz

Petey Williams vs. “Wild Child” Antonio Mason

Brass Knuckles Title

Raven © vs. Hardcore Jones

**Card Subject To Change**

Friday, March 10th 2006

Frankie Kazarian vs. Mike Quackenbush

Quackenbush nails a DDT on Kazarian and the cover, 1…2… Kazarian kicks out. Quack picks him up and now shoots him to the ropes, Kazarian comes back and ducks under a clothesline, Quack turns around, KAZARIAN GOES FOR THE WAVE OF THE FUTURE BUT QUACK STARTS ELBOWING OUT OF IT!!!! Quack now grabs Kazarian and tosses him hard into the turnbuckle. Kazarian hits hard and falls to the mat and clenches his back and screams in agonizing pain. Michael Shane leaps in the ring and is talking with Kazarian and the referee comes over and tries to get Shane out of the ring but Shane is telling him something’s wrong. The referee checks on Kazarian and now Shane is up and starts talking with a concerned Mike Quackenbush. Shane now turns his attention back over to Kazarian, SWEET SHANE MUSIC ON QUACKENBUSH, AND KAZARIAN HOPS UP AND ROLLS QUACK UP, 1…2…3!!!!!! KAZARIAN WAS PLAYING POSSUM THE ENTIRE TIME!!!!!

Rating: 78%

(The camera fades outside of the PWK Arena where 3LK are standing by with their bags leaving, obviously this is prerecorded)

BG James: Yeah, another loss to the Dudley Boyz, big deal right, WRONG!!!!!

Ron Killings: Bubba Ray, D-Von, this ain’t over, not by a damn long shot… WE THE BEST TAG TEAM IN HERE, AND YOU’RE GONNA KNOW IT!!!!!

BG James: And you’re gonna know it on Breakout this week… So I hope for your sake you do show up, cuz we got something for ya…

(Killings, James and Drayton King walk off)

Rating: 84%

Chris Sabin vs. Xavier

Sabin chops Xavier to the corner and now starts in with a few more chops, BUT XAVIER SWINGS HIM AROUND AND STARTS CHOPPING SABIN!!!!! Xavier now grabs the head of Sabin, AND STARTS NAILING HIM IN THE HEAD WITH HIS KNEES!!!!!! Sabin is dazed and now Xavier wraps him up, X-BREAKER!!!!! Xavier doesn’t go for the pin, instead he goes to the top, he’s perched up, 450 SPLASH, 1…2…3!!!!!

Rating: 78%

(The scene fades backstage where Mark Briscoe is sitting down taping up his wrist when Jay Briscoe walks in and slaps him on the back of the head)

Mark Briscoe: What the hell Jay?

Jay Briscoe: Come the hell on Mark, you should’ve been ready three minutes ago. Our match is next, and I EXPECT you to not let me down like you have been these past couple weeks.

Mark Briscoe: Oh I let you down, I think it’s the other way around brother, you’ve been losing matches left and right…

Jay Briscoe: Please, I’m the one that has the matches under control until you get in the ring and get cocky about it.

Mark Briscoe: Whatever man, let’s just go out there and try to win for once.

Jay Briscoe: I’m serious bro, you better start getting focused out there…

Mark Briscoe: You just worry about yourself…

(Mark walks out as Jay follows)

Rating: 49%

Tag Team Scramble Elimination: HGV vs. The Backseat Boyz vs. The Blackout vs. The Briscoe Brothers

Trent Acid nails Isaac with a right hand and sends him to the ropes. Trent runs up, ISAAC TAKES HIM OUT TO THE FLOOR!!!!! In comes Jay Briscoe and nails Isaac with a right hand and shoots him to the ropes, Isaac comes back and ducks a clothesline, AND LEAPS OUT ONTO THE FLOOR NAILING ACID IN THE PROCESS!!!!!! In comes Sabian but Jay kicks him in the gut and picks him up, JAY DRILLER, COVER 1…2…3!!!! THE BLACKOUT HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!! Kashmere leaps in the ring and goes after Jay and takes him out with a back elbow. Outside Acid and Isaac are fighting and now Mark Briscoe is up top, SHOOTING STAR TO THE FLOOR ON TOP OF ACID AND COMELIGHTLY!!!!!! (Holy Shit Chants) In the ring Johnny Kashmere has Jay up, CRADLE BREAKER!!!!! Jay rolls to the outside and now in comes Pete Hardy, AND SPEARS KASHMERE!!!!! Kashmere is winded and now Hardy picks him up, MAD DOG DROP (Cradle Piledriver) AND THE COVER, 1…2…3!!!!! The Backseat Boyz have been eliminated. Pete Hardy now in the ring picks up Jay Briscoe but Briscoe is fighting him off and now sets him up for the Jay Driller, MARK LEAPS ON THE ROPES, SPRINGBOARD ASSISTED JAY DRILLER!!!!!! Jay with the cover, 1….2… ISAAC BREAKS UP THE COUNT!!!!!! Mark now starts to hammer away on Isaac and now tosses him to the corner. Mark runs up, ISAAC WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!!!! Isaac leaps on the turnbuckle, AND NAILS THE DRIVE TO DESPAIR (Flying Hurricanrana) AND COVERS, PETE HARDY HAS JAY’S FOOT, 1…2…3!!!!! HGV WIN THE SCRAMBLE!!!!! HGV leave the ring satisfied and now once again Jay is arguing with Mark Briscoe and eventually the two walk out of the ring and up the ramp.

Rating: 85%

Credit goes to BoD, god of banner making, thanks bro.

(The scene fades backstage where Samoa Joe is standing by)

Samoa Joe: For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Samoa Joe, former Ring Of Honor World Champion… That’s right, I’m the guy that held that belt for over 22 months… I’m the guy that made the Ring Of Honor Championship into a World Title by defending it everywhere I went… Yes, I did all those things… And now tonight, I’m gonna do something else, something new… Something nobody’s done before… Tonight, I’m going to destroy the H8 Club… Justice Pain, Nick Gage… Tonight, one of you, if not the both of you will be choked out… And you will know that I am Samoa Joe, and I am, pro wrestling….

(Samoa Joe smirks and then walks off)

Rating: 74%

Samoa Joe vs. The H8 Club

Nick Gage and Justice Pain are hammering away on Joe in the corner. Pain runs up, CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Gage runs up, AND NAILS A BOOT TO THE FACE OF JOE!!!!! Joe falls to the mat and now Justice Pain starts showboating. Nick Gage starts choking Joe out with his boot and now runs to the ropes, HERE COMES THE FACE WASH, NO JOE GRABS HIM AND NAILS A SPIKE STO!!!!! Gage rolls out of the ring and Justice Pain turns around, JOE RUNS UP AND NAILS HIM WITH A LARIAT THAT TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT!!!!! Pain starts to get back to his feet, AND JOE LOCKS ON THE CHOKE!!!!! HE’S GOT THE CHOKE LOCKED IN AND PAIN TAPS!!!!! SAMOA JOE HAS JUST BEATEN THE H8 CLUB!!!!!!

Rating: 75%

Television Title: AJ Styles © vs. Super Dragon

AJ and Dragon start trading chops with each other and now Dragon kicks AJ in the thigh, now AJ kicks Dragon in the thigh. Dragon wrenches back and kicks AJ hard again, AJ goes for a kick, BUT DRAGON GRABS HIS LEG AND SPINS HIM BUT AJ COUNTERS WITH THE PELE!!!!! Dragon backs into the ropes and AJ runs up but Dragon nails him with an elbow. AJ turns around, DRAGON PICKS HIM UP FOR THE PSYCHO DRIVER BUT AJ REVERSES IT AND NAILS A BACKSLIDE BUT COMES BACK UP AND PICKS HIM UP, STYLES CLASH, 1…2…3!!!!!

Rating: 89%

Fatal 4 Way: Nova vs. Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. Jay Man vs. Teddy Hart

Marquez and Teddy Hart in the ring and Marquez nails Hart with a leg lariat, AND NOW HE’S LOCKING IN THE GOD’S PLAN (Rings Of Saturn) BUT NOVA RUNS UP AND NAILS A BASEMENT DROPKICK ON MARQUEZ!!!!! Nova picks Marquez up, NOVACAIN!!!!! Nova rolls him over, 1…2… MARQUEZ KICKS OUT!!!!! Nova picks Marquez back up and tosses him to the outside. Teddy Hart is back up, GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT NOVA DUCKS AND PICKS TEDDY UP, AND NAILS THE KRYPTONITE KRUNCH!!!!!! Nova goes for the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! JAY MAN BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Nova and Jay Man start exchanging blows, Nova with a right hand but Jay catches it, AND GIVES NOVA AN ENZIGURI!!!!! Jay Man with the cover, 1…2… NOVA KICKS OUT!!!!!! Marquez is getting back inside the ring and Jay Man cuts him off. Jay Man shoots Marquez but Marquez reverses and shoots Jay into the corner. Marquez runs up, SHINING WIZARD IN THE CORNER!!!!! Marquez picks Jay Man up and perches him at the top. Marquez goes to climb, BUT TEDDY HART WRAPS HIM UP FROM BEHIND AND FLIPS HIM OVER INTO BULLDOG!!!!! Teddy Hart now back to his feet, NOVA RUNS UP AND LEVELS HIM OVER THE ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!! Nova now starts climbing up with Jay AND JAY SHOVES HIM OFF!!!!!! Jay Man now leaps up on the turnbuckle and turns around, IN F’N CREDIBLE MISSES!!!!! Nova grabs Jay Man and sets him up for the Novacain but Jay elbows his way out of it and grabs Nova, picks him up, JAY MAN DRIVER, 1….2….3!!!!! JAY MAN WILL FACE MATT HARDY ON BREAKOUT!!!!!

Rating: 79%

(The Cage Of Death has been set up and now Tyrant is in the cage with a microphone)

Tyrant: MELINA!!!!! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT WHERE I FINALLY KILL YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!!! TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT WHERE THE CHURCH OF THE MACABRE WILL FINALLY GET RID OF ONE OF IT’S OPPOSERS FOR GOOD!!!!!! MELINA, GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OUT HERE NOW, CUZ I’M GONNA KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF IT!!!!!

Rating: 96%

Main Event: Cage Of Death: Madman Melina vs. Tyrant

Melina has picked himself up a cactus, AND HE STARTS DIGGING IT INTO THE BLEEDING SKULL OF TYRANT!!!!! Melina picks Tyrant back up and shoots him over to the ropes. Tyrant hits the cage and now Melina runs up, TYRANT GRABS MELINA AND SHOVES HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE!!!!! Melina still losing a lot of blood as Tyrant grabs him from behind and SCHOOL BOY, 1…2… MELINA KICKS OUT!!!!! Tyrant gets back up and goes over to a corner and sets up a table. Wait a second, he’s calling for something, AND HERE COMES DAN PANDORA WITH A BOX OF LIGHT TUBES!!!!!! Pandora slides the light tubes under the cage and now Melina quickly grabs one AND SMASHES IT AGAINST TYRANT!!!!! Tyrant is dazed and now Melina grabs him, ULTRAVIOLENT HATE DEATH STRIKE, THE UHD (Chokeslam/Backbreaker) CONNECTS, 1….2….3 NO!!!!! TYRANT KICKS OUT OF IT!!!!!! Melina grabs Tyrant and now tosses him to the corner. Melina runs up, TYRANT KICKS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Melina backs into the table and now Tyrant grabs a few light tubes AND NAILS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THEM!!!!! Melina falls and now Tyrant grabs a few more light tubes and sets them up on the table. Melina gets back to his feet and goes for a clothesline but Tyrant ducks. Melina turns around, LIGHT TUBE TO THE STOMACH BY TYRANT!!!!! Melina buckles over and now Tyrant grabs him, LAST REGRET (Powerbomb/Chokeslam Combo) THROUGH THE LIGHT TUBE COVERED TABLE, 1…2….3!!!!!!! TYRANT WINS IT!!!!!!

Rating: 56%

(Show fades with Tyrant being helped out of the cage and Melina being attended by EMT’s)

Overall Show Rating: 74%

[HardcoreJay]

Saturday, March 11th 2006

We scored a 1.72 rating for Genocide this week. 2,425 fans attended the show and we made $48,500 dollars in merchandise and ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!!

3LK Issuing A Challenge To The Dudleys?

Last night at Genocide, a prerecorded message from 3LK was aired about an hour or so after their match with the Dudley Boyz on Breakout. If you remember, the Dudley’s won that match and both BG James and Ron Killings were very heated about the situation afterwards. They told the Dudley’s to be at the PWK Arena this Tuesday night because they had something planned for them. Though the Dudley’s are known for never backing down from a challenge, could this actually be something they shouldn’t get themselves into?

Jay Man Continuing His Quest To Become Juniorweight Champion

Last night Jay Man impressed everybody as he defeated Nova, Gabriel Octavo Marquez and Teddy Hart after pinning Teddy Hart to earn himself yet another shot at the Juniorweight Title. This time could be different as Jay Man takes on a new title holder in Matt Hardy. This will be Matt Hardy’s first title defense since winning the title on the 28th of February. Can Matt Hardy walk away with a successful title defense or can Jay Man FINALLY after numerous times of trying, make it out with the Juniorweight Championship.

TLC MATCH ANNOUNCED FOR BREAKOUT THIS WEEK!!!!!

You heard it here folks, PWK will hold it’s first ever Tables, Ladders and Chairs match this Tuesday night on Breakout, Homicide and Low Ki will defend the Tag Team Titles against Kash Money, HGV and the Second City Saints of Ace Steel and CM Punk. The Rottweilers are looking forward to this title defense and are hoping to once again walk out with the titles still in tact.

WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Tyrant gets this for winning the first ever Cage Of Death against Madman Melina

FINISHER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Tyrant once again gets this one for the Last Regret through a light tube covered table.

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

AJ Styles and Super Dragon get this for a great match.

UPCOMING SHOWS!!!!!!

Breakout Card For March 14th

Tag Team

Briscoe Brothers vs. Backseat Boyz

Juniorweight Title Match

Matt Hardy © vs. Jay Man

Brass Knuckles Title Match

Raven © vs. Hardcore Jones

Petey Williams vs. Antonio Mason

Sonjay Dutt vs. Jack Evans

Main Event, Tag Team Title, TLC MATCH!!!!!

The Rottweilers © vs. Kash Money vs. HGV vs. Second City Saints (CM Punk/Ace Steel)

Genocide Card For March 17th

Isaac Comelightly vs. Gabriel Octavo Marquez

Tag Team

Chris Hero/Dustin Iler vs. Nikita Sputnik/Xavier

Sexxxy Eddy vs. Hardcore Jay

Television Title

AJ Styles © vs. Drayton King

Main Event

Bryan Danielson vs. Christopher Daniels

Tuesday, March 14th 2006

Sonjay Dutt vs. Jack Evans

Dutt nails Jack Evans with a missile dropkick and sends Evans clear close to the farthest turnbuckle. Dutt now goes to the outside and signals for something, Dutt spring up on the rope, LEAPS TO ANOTHER ROPE, AND HITS A SPRINGBOARD ELBOW DROP ON EVANS, 1….2… EVANS KICKS OUT!!!! Dutt picks Evans up and forearms him a few times and now sends him to the ropes. Evans comes back and Dutt rolls to his back and comes up, GRABS EVANS BY THE HEAD WITH HIS FEET BUT EVANS HOLDS HIM UP AND STARTS TO SWING HIM AND PLANTS HIM WITH A FACE SLAM!!!!! Evans back to his feet, rolls Dutt over, STANDING CORKSCREW LEG DROP!!!!!! Evans with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Dutt gets the shoulder up. Evans picks Dutt up once again and now shoots him to the corner. Evans runs up, and Dutt nails him with an elbow. He puts Evans in the corner and now picks him up, Dutt starts climbing up top but Evans nails him with a couple right hands and pushes Dutt off, AND EVANS HITS THE 630, 1…2…3!!!!!

Rating: 88%

Petey Williams vs. “Wild Child” Antonio Mason

Mason whips Williams to the ropes and now Petey comes back and ducks a clothesline from Mason. Williams spins him around and now picks him up in a body slam BUT RUNS TO THE CORNER AND SQUASHES HIM IN THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! Williams now drapes the legs over the ropes and now climbs on the second rope, AND WILLIAMS STOMPS DOWN ON MASON’S CROTCH AND STARTS SINGING OH CANADA!!!!! Williams finally lets him go and now goes for the Sharpshooter but Mason starts kicking him with his free leg and finally kicks him completely off. Williams goes after Mason now and knees him in the stomach, CANADIAN NO MASON COUNTERS IT AND HAS WILLIAMS UP, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, 1…2…3!!!!! MASON PICKS UP A BIG WIN!!!!!

Rating: 78%

(The scene fades backstage where Christopher Daniels is shown as he barges into the office of Don Callis)

Christopher Daniels: CALLIS WE NEED TO TALK, RIGHT NOW!!!!!

Don Callis: **Sighs** Yes Chris, what can I do for you?

Christopher Daniels: What you can do for me is the EXACT question you should be asking me… But let me retort and ask, what do you THINK that you can do for me?

Don Callis: Hmm… I’m thinking right now that this is all about you losing the Juniorweight Championship?

Christopher Daniels: YOU’RE DAMN RIGHT IT IS!!!!!

Don Callis: So what do you want me to do?

Christopher Daniels: It’s quite simple. I want you to take Jay Man out of the match tonight, and put me in against Matt Hardy.

Don Callis: I’m afraid I can’t do that.

Christopher Daniels: WHY THE HELL NOT?!?!?!

Don Callis: Because Jay Man won the chance to face him tonight.

Christopher Daniels: I don’t give a damn if he won the chance, hell I don’t give a damn if he had to pay you off. Listen to me Callis, I want in that match right now, go ahead and make it a 3 Way Dance.

Don Callis: Can’t do that either, cards been booked and I don’t see fit to change anything about it.

Christopher Daniels: YOU’VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!!! I’m a 2 time Juniorweight Champion, I carried that damn title for 6 months, and then when I lost it I took it back, NOT ONCE did I ever ask you for a damn title shot, and now that I do you’re telling me that I’m not getting one?

Don Callis: Pretty much.

Christopher Daniels: THIS IS LUDACRIS!!!!! I DEMAND A SHOT AT MATT HARDY NOW!!!!!!

Don Callis: You demand? No, no, no, you don’t demand me alright, I’M THE GUY IN CHARGE HE, AND SINCE I’M IN CHARGE, I’M TELLING YOU THAT NOT ONLY ARE YOU NOT GETTING A TITLE SHOT TONIGHT, BUT I’M ALSO TELLING YOU TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY DAMN OFFICE, AND YOU WILL DO IT, UNDERSTAND!!!!!

Christopher Daniels: You’re not getting away with this… Not by a long shot…

(Daniels gives Callis a scorn look and walks off as Callis goes back to what he was doing)

Rating: 86%

The Backseat Boyz vs. The Briscoe Brothers

Trent Acid starts nailing Jay Briscoe with right hands and now tosses him to the ropes. Jay comes back and ducks a clothesline from Trent Acid and wraps him up, RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! Jay covers up, 1…2… KASHMERE BREAKS THE COUNT!!!! Kashmere starts pounding away on Jay and now Mark comes in and nails him with a kick to the head. Mark picks Kashmere up and wraps him up, CUT-THROAT SUPLEX!!!!! Mark gets back up and both he and Jay pick Acid up and shoot him to the ropes. Acid comes back and ducks a double clothesline from the Briscoes. Acid grabs Mark and starts beating him on the back with forearms but Jay grabs him and nails him with a lariat. Jay picks Acid up and holds him up for Mark. Mark runs to the ropes and comes back, YAKUZA KICK MISSES TRENT AND HITS JAY BRISCOE!!!!! Mark can’t believe what’s happened and now Kashmere is up AND TOSSES MARK OUT OF THE RING!!!!! Jay starts to move and now Acid and Kashmere grab him, T-GIMMICK, 1…2…3!!!!! The Backseat Boyz take this one and now Mark slides back inside the ring and tries to console his brother but Jay pushes him away. Mark continues to try and console Jay but Jay keeps shrugging him off. Jay finally gets up and looks at his brother who’s saying his sorry. Jay walks up and pats him on the shoulder and gives him brother a hug. The both then go to leave but Jay grabs his brother and turns him around, AND KICKS HIM IN THE STOMACH, AND NAILS THE JAY DRILLER!!!!!! JAY BRISCOE HAS JUST TURNED ON HIS BROTHER!!!!!!

(The scene fades backstage where Richard Thorton is standing by with Jade Diamond who is smiling at the moment)

Richard Thorton: Folks I’m standing by with Jade Diamond, and frankly Jade, I’ve gotta ask, why are you smiling? I mean, a man in your position I would have to guess would be irate about a couple of things, one being that you lost the Television Title to AJ Styles…

Jade Diamond: Whoa, whoa, whoa, lose? Heh, I didn’t lose Richard… I didn’t lose because you see I LET Styles win that match. Nine times out of ten, I would beat the living hell out of AJ Styles in or out of the ring. Last week, I let him have his glory. Because you see Richard, I don’t need the Television Title around my waist. Have you forgotten that I was the man that BEAT Daniel Reed Helton at the Pay Per View, and because of that I should be standing here right now as the World Heavyweight Champion… The only reason why I’m not, is because Don Callis conned me into going at DRH non title… But even so, I beat him, which in my eyes makes me the number one contender for the title. Now granted yeah, TECHNICALLY AJ Styles pinned my shoulders to the mat, but in turn, I’ve gotta ask, did he beat DRH yet? HELL NO!!!! You see, because I gave my belt to Styles, that puts me one step further than anybody else when it comes to facing off with DRH, because now that I don’t have a title, it makes it THAT more easier for me to get another one around my waist, and the one I want is currently in the hands of DRH… You see Richard, that World Title whether DRH likes it or not, is soon going to be mine, and I will-

(DRH suddenly comes into view as he nails Jade Diamond over the head with a chair. DRH keeps hitting him as we go to a commercial)

Rating: 100%

(The scene fades back to commercial where the Hardcore Playas are standing by in the locker room with Hardcore Jones getting taped up by his partner Hardcore Jay)

Hardcore Jay: Bro, I’m not even going to give you a speech right now, cuz you don’t need one. Right now you’ve got the chance to get even with Raven for what he did to you last time… Not only that but you have yet another chance to take that damn title from him… And I know DAMN WELL that you can fucking do it…

Hardcore Jones: Bro… Tonight I’m not even going to worry about what Raven can do to me. But he does need to worry about what I’m gonna do to him.

Hardcore Jay: Make me proud…

(Jones and Jay lock up and then head out)

Rating: 95%

Brass Knuckles Title: Hardcore Jones vs. Raven ©

Jones is getting nailed with a stop sign by Raven and now Raven tosses Jones to the ropes, AND SLAMS THE STOP SIGN INTO HIS HEAD!!!!! Jones goes down hard and Raven covers, 1….2, KICK OUT!!!!! Raven is signaling for something AND HERE COMES TYRANT!!!!!! TYRANT IS COMING OUT TO THE RING WITH A FLAMING BASEBALL BARBED WIRE BAT!!!!! Tyrant is almost to the ring, HERE COMES HARDCORE JAY!!!!! JAY RUNS UP WITH A CHAIR, AND SLAMS IT AGAINST TYRANT!!!!! Tyrant drops the bat and now Jay grabs it AND NAILS HIM OVER THE BACK WITH IT!!!!! Raven is talking trash to Jay and now Jay is attempting to swing the bat at Raven but Raven moves away from it BUT HE TURNS INTO JONES, THAT’S HARDCORE (That’s Incredible) ONTO THE STOP SIGN, 1….2….3!!!!! WE’VE GOT A NEW BRASS KNUCKLES CHAMPION!!!!!

Rating: 87%

(The scene fades backstage where Kash Money are standing by)

Kid Kash: Tonight, for the first time ever, Pro Wrestling KING is bringing to Philadelphia, tables, ladders and chairs… And what better way to bring this match here for the first time, than to have Kash Money win the first one, and win the Tag Team Titles…. Homicide and Low Ki, you two think that just because your gangsters that you can parade around with those titles… You think just because you’re gangsters that you’re the shit, well you two might be gangsters, but Kash Money… We’re PROFIT$!!!!!! Jade Diamond has chosen us to be the Tag Team to lead this company as it’s Tag Team Champions, and tonight we WILL become the Tag Team Champions and why is that Money?

EZ Money: Haha, because the Rottweilers have been holding those titles long enough… And tonight, it’s time that they receive a Payoff…

(Kash Money laugh and then walk off)

Rating: 74%

Juniorweight Title: Jay Man vs. Matt Hardy ©

Jay Man nails Matt with an enziguri and now goes for the cover, 1…2, Matt kicks out. Jay Man grabs Matt and now shoots him to the turnbuckle. Matt hits the corner and now Jay Man runs up, STINGER SPLASH!!!!! Jay Man picks Matt up and now starts climbing up top, BUT MATT GRABS HIM AND NAILS THE SIDE EFFECT OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!!! Matt with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Jay Man kicks out and now Matt is setting up for the Twist Of Fate BUT JAY MAN TOSSES HIM TO THE ROPES, AND CHRISTOPHER DANIELS IS THERE AND NAILS MATT WITH THE TITLE!!!!! The bell has rung and now Jay Man goes after Daniels, AND DANIELS NAILS JAY MAN WITH THE TITLE!!!!! CHRISTOPHER DANIELS HAS JUST LAID BOTH MEN OUT AND THIS MATCH HAS BEEN THROWN OUT!!!!!

Rating: 86%

(The Dudley’s were backstage walking around when they round a corner and see BG James, Ron Killings, and Drayton King standing by. Bubba and D-Von run up and start nailing all 3 members but after a couple seconds 3LK gains the advantage and start overpowering the Dudley’s and now Drayton King grabs D-Von Dudley, AND POWERBOMBS HIM ON A NEARBY TABLE!!!!! James and Killings now grab Bubba Ray and lift him up, AND THEY DOUBLE SUPLEX HIM ON TOP OF D-VON!!!!! 3LK get up and start talking trash and then leave)

Rating: 80%

Tag Team Title Match: TLC!!!!!! The Rottweilers © vs. Kash Money vs. HGV vs. Second City Saints

Pete Hardy is pounding away on Low Ki and now grabs the ladder and sets it up in the corner. Pete Hardy turns around, AND LOW KI NAILS THE TIDAL CRUSH!!!! Pete Hardy lays up against the ladder and now Homicide runs up, AND NAILS A FLIPPING SENTON ON HARDY AGAINST THE LADDER!!!!!! On the outside now CM Punk has Isaac and now tosses him hard against the steel steps. Punk slides back inside the ring and Homicide kicks him and now runs to the ropes, goes for the yakuza kick BUT PUNK CATCHES THE LEG AND NAILS HIM WITH A CAPTURE SUPLEX!!!!! Punk now getting back to his feet but Low Ki grabs the chair, AND NAILS HIM ACROSS THE BACK WITH IT!!!!! Kid Kash and EZ Money both are setting up some tables on the outside and now Low Ki has the ladder and sets it up in the ring. Low Ki starts climbing up top for the titles and now Kid Kash leaps on the apron, AND HITS A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK AND KICKS THE LADDER OVER AND LOW KI FALLS TO THE MAT!!!!!! Ace Steel in the ring now picks up Homicide and sends him over the top to the outside. Ace Steel now picks the ladder up and sets it up in the center of the ring. Ace Steel starts climbing up top but now Pete Hardy is back up and starts climbing as well. Hardy and Steel are at the top of the ladder and are punching away at each other BUT EZ MONEY IN THE RING NOW AND HE PUSHES THE LADDER OVER AND BOTH HARDY AND STEEL FALL TO THE OUTSIDE AND GO CRASHING THROUGH THE TABLES!!!!! Money sets the ladder back up and starts climbing it, Money is almost at the top BUT CM PUNK CLIMBS UP AND GRABS HIS LEG BEFORE HE CAN REACH THE TITLES!!!!! CM Punk pulls Money down and starts climbing it himself. Money is getting back up and now HE’S GOT CM PUNK ON HIS SHOULDERS!!!!! HE’S GOT CM PUNK ON HIS SHOULDERS AND HE TURNS AROUND, KID KASH SPRINGBOARDS TO CM PUNK, AND THEY NAIL THE PAYOFF!!!!!! Homicide and Low Ki are back up and they start pounding away on Money and Kash. Homicide picks up Kid Kash and now shoots him to the ropes. Kash comes back to a ducking Homicide AND SETS HIM UP FOR THE MONEY MAKER BUT LOW KI RUNS UP AND YAKUZA KICKS KID KASH!!!!! Isaac Comelightly at the top rope, LEAPS OFF AND HITS LOW KI WITH THE DRIVE TO DESPAIR!!!!!! Low Ki rolls outside the ring and now Comelightly is back up and starts climbing up the ladder but Homicide is climbing up as well. Both at the top and are fighting each other but now CM Punk is back up and he’s got another ladder AND HE NAILS BOTH HOMICIDE AND ISAAC WITH IT AND THEY FALL!!!!!! CM Punk now sets up another ladder and starts climbing up top. Kid Kash is back up and he starts climbing the other ladder and both CM Punk and Kid Kash are fighting at the top. Kash throws a right hand and Punk blocks it and starts chopping away at him. Ace Steel and Pete Hardy are both still out but Ace Steel starts to move and slides back inside the ring. Ace Steel now climbing up the ladder where Kid Kash is and NOW IT’S 2 ON 1!!!! Wait a second, EZ Money grabs a chair AND HE NAILS ACE STEEL IN THE BACK AND STEEL FALLS OFF!!!!! Punk now starting to reach for the titles, BUT KID KASH KICKS PUNK, AND NOW PUNK TOPPLES OVER AND NOW MONEY THROWS THE CHAIR TO KASH, AND KASH BLASTS PUNK IN THE HEAD WITH IT AND PUNK FALLS!!!!! Kash is at the top, AND HE GRABS THE TITLES, IT’S OVER!!!!! KASH MONEY ARE THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!!!!

Rating: 83%

(Show fades with Kash Money both walking back to the locker room with the Tag Team Titles)

Overall Show Rating: 86%

Wednesday, March 15th 2006

We scored a 2.09 rating for Breakout this week. 2,427 fans attended the show and we made $48,540 dollars in ticket and merchandise sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!!

Jay Man Suffers Broken Nose

Last night during his match with Matt Hardy, Jay Man took a bad bump and ended up breaking his nose. He’s expected to be out for at least a month, but he’s been telling everybody that he still wants ring time and does not want to be on the injured list being with the fact that he is still in the title hunt for the Juniorweight Championship. Will Jay Man be competing?

Breaking News Surrounding Carnage Bowl Participants

There’s been some changes made to Carnage Bowl, that being the competition being brought in. Management were trying to get Mad Man Pondo, Necro Butcher, and a couple others to come to Carnage Bowl and participate, however due to their obligations, they will not be able to compete, but rest assured, PWK has found some VERY suitable replacements and at the next Breakout, Don Callis has confirmed that he will be announcing the participants, as well as the brackets, and a special battle royal that will be taking place as well.

WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Wrestler of the night is going to Hardcore Jones for capturing the Brass Knuckles Title from Raven.

FINISHER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!

Finisher of the night goes to Antonio Mason for reversing the Canadian Destroyer and hitting the DVD for the win.

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!

Backseat Boyz/Briscoes get this.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Genocide Card For March 17th

Tag Team

Chris Hero/Dustin Iler vs. Nikita Sputnik/Xavier

Sexxxy Eddy vs. Hardcore Jay

Isaac Comelightly vs. Gabriel Octavo Marquez

Television Title

AJ Styles © vs. Drayton King

Main Event

Bryan Danielson vs. Christopher Daniels

Breakout Card For March 21st

Low Ki vs. CM Punk

4 Way Dance

Ace Steel vs. BJ Whitmer vs. Jay Lethal vs. Jimmy Rave

Tag Team

Hardy Boyz vs. Christopher Daniels/Dan Pandora

Tables Match

3LK vs. Dudley Boyz

Sabian vs. Xavier

Television Title

AJ Styles © vs. Kid Kash

Main Event, World Title

Jade Diamond vs. DRH ©

Friday, March 17th 2006

(Show opens up with Kash Money coming down the aisle holding their newly won Tag Team Titles. They climb inside the ring and Kid Kash grabs a microphone)

Kid Kash: First and foremost… And in all seriousness… Me and Money would just like to send out a thank you to a couple of Tag Teams… Those being the Second City Saints, HGV, and of course the Rottweilers… Guys, if it weren’t for all of you, me and Money, well we’d probably still be standing here as champions… But if it weren’t for all of ya, me and Money just wouldn’t be standing here bragging about how we kicked ALL OF YOUR ASSES TO WIN THESE STRAPS!!!!!!

(Boos)

Kid Kash: I’ll tell ya something too, it’s pretty awesome being a part of the Profit$… BUT WHEN YOU’RE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, IT’S TEN TIMES BETTER!!!!! Why after we won these belts, Jade, despite the both of us being tired as hell, he didn’t take no for an answer, and Jade, to his own credit, took us and the Widowmakers out for a night on the town… I’m talking top notch dinner, the limo was incredible, and the women, MY GOD!!!!! See, it’s this simple, when you’re a Profit, everything is THAT MUCH easier. And that must be true, because it was TOO EASY TO TAKE THESE TITLES AWAY TUESDAY NIGHT!!!!!!

(Suddenly the Hardy’s music hits and the fans cheer as Jeff and Matt walk out with Matt holding a microphone)

Matt Hardy: So everything is that much easier when you’re a Profit huh? Well boys last time I checked, when we were the champs, it wasn’t too damn easy for you chumps to beat us now was it?

(Cheers)

Matt Hardy: And you know, since you two are out here running off at the mouth about how good you are, how about you go ahead and put those belts up against us, RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!!!!!

(Cheers)

Kid Kash: Whoa, whoa, SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE YOU GET HURT!!!!! Listen, we’re the ones with the belts, and that means we don’t have to fight you, if we don’t want to… Besides, I think Money’s a little warn out from what those hoes did to him the other night…

Matt Hardy: That of course would make you a couple of pussy’s…

(Cheers)

Kid Kash: HEY, you can talk all you want, and if you two chumps didn’t already have a match at Breakout, we’d be happy to get in the ring and kick your asses.

Matt Hardy: You think just because we’ve got a match that we can’t take you two on? Please, I’ll make it simple, Breakout this week, THREE WAY DANCE!!!!!

(Cheers)

Kid Kash: NO WAY, I DON’T THINK SO!!!!!!

Matt Hardy: MAKE IT HAPPEN, WE’LL SEE YOU THEN!!!!!

Rating: 69%

Amazing Red vs. “The Franchise” Ares

Red nails a spinning heel kick and now covers, 1…2, Ares kicks out. Red picks Ares up and forearms him a few times and now shoots him to the turnbuckle. Red runs up, ARES PULLS THE HATE KICK OUT OF NOWHERE AND CONNECTS WITH RED!!!!! Ares leaps up on the turnbuckle, AND NAILS THE PICTURE PERFECT (Frog Splash) 1…2…3!!!!!!

Rating: 83%

Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. Isaac Comelightly

Marquez nails Isaac with a few right hands and now shoots him to the ropes. Isaac comes back and ducks a clothesline and now puts him in a backslide, 1…2… Marquez rolls out of it and comes back to his feet, AND NAILS A STEP UP ENZIGURI!!!!! Marquez covers, 1…2…. ISAAC gets the shoulder up. Marquez starts setting up Isaac for the God’s Plan (Rings Of Saturn) but Isaac is fighting out of it and rolls to his feet. Marquez runs after Isaac and misses a clothesline, Marquez turns around, AND ISAAC NAILS HIM WITH A SPEAR!!!!! Isaac covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Isaac picks Marquez up and Marquez starts nailing him with right and left hands and now runs to the ropes, Marquez comes back to a ducking Isaac, SUNSET FLIP BUT ISAAC DROPS DOWN AND COVERS, MARQUEZ PICKS HIS LEGS UP AND ISAAC GRABS THEM, 1…2…3!!!!! Isaac gets the win and now gets to his feet and celebrates the victory. Marquez is up on his feet now and looks pissed. Isaac now extending the hand to Marquez, and eventually he shakes it, BUT MARQUEZ PULLS HIM DOWN AND LOCKS IN THE GOD’S PLAN!!!!!! MARQUEZ HAS SNAPPED!!!!!! MARQUEZ IS TRYING TO BREAK THE ARM OF ISAAC AND NOW SECURITY IS IN THE RING AND BREAKS HIM OFF!!!!!!

Rating: 93%

(The scene fades somewhere out on the streets of Philadelphia where Daniel Reed Helton is standing by, holding the World Heavyweight Title)

DRH: Jade Diamond… For the past two weeks now you’ve been running your mouth about how you beat me at the Pay Per View… Well let me tell you this much Jade Diamond, even the sun shines on a dogs ass every now and then. And that’s all you really are to me, a fucking dog. When you’re the World Heavyweight Champion, everybody is below you… And DESPITE the fact that yea Diamond, you beat me… You’re still on the bottom level, and that’s where you’re going to fucking stay. This Tuesday at Breakout Diamond… You’re going to be saying goodbye to your dreams of hopefully taking this title away from me, because it’s not going to happen… And also Diamond, and this is important… You’re going to be saying goodbye to your career, because at Breakout this week… When we step inside that ring, and this title is on the line, believe me when I say Diamond, that I will do everything it takes in order to see that this belt stays with me… Even if it means KILLING YOUR ASS!!!!!!

(DRH throws up the Trinity sign and then walks off)

Rating: 97%

4 Way Elimination, Austin Aries vs. Michael Shane vs. Dan Pandora vs. “Pitbull” Pete Hardy

Austin Aries nails Michael Shane with a lariat and now climbs up to the turnbuckle, AND GOES FOR A 450 SPLASH BUT SHANE ROLLS AWAY FROM IT!!!!! Aries starts getting back to his feet, AND PETE HARDY GRABS HIM AND NAILS THE MAD DOG DROP, (Cradle Piledriver) 1…2…3!!!!! Aries is gone. Michael Shane starts nailing Hardy with right hands and now shoots him to the turnbuckle. Shane now runs up, AND NAILS A CLOTHESLINE AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A BULLDOG!!!!!! Shane now starts climbing up the turnbuckle, BUT DAN PANDORA COMES UP AND CROTCHES SHANE!!!!! Pandora turns around and grabs Shane from behind, AND NAILS HIM WITH THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!!!!!! Pandora covers, 1…2…3!!!!! Shane’s gone. Pete Hardy is back up and attempts to hit Pandora with the Mad Dog Drop but Pandora picks him up, AND NAILS HIM WITH AN AIR RAID SIREN!!!!! Pandora covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Pete Hardy kicks out at the last second but now Pandora LOCKS HIM IN THE UNDER THE INFLUENCE!!!!! (Rolling Leg Lock Sleeper) HE’S GOT HIM LOCKED IN AND HARDY TAPS!!!!! Pandora wins this thing.

Rating: 82%

Hardcore Jay vs. Sexxxy Eddy

Jay nails Eddy with a clothesline and now drops down and covers, 1…2… Eddy kicks out. Jay now picks him up and shoots him to the corner. Jay runs up, STINGER SPLASH MISSES!!!!! Jay turns around and Eddy grabs him by the hair, AND NAILS A SEXXXY PLEX!!!!!! Eddy covers, 1…2… Jay kicks out. Eddy starts to stomp him and now goes to the turnbuckle, AND HITS THE SEXX ON THE BEACH, 1….2…3 NO!!!!! Jay kicks out again. Eddy picks him up and hammers away at him and now shoots him to the ropes. Jay comes back and ducks a clothesline from Eddy, Eddy turns around, JAY PICKS HIM UP AND HITS THE LAST CALL (DVD/Reverse DDT Combo) AND COVERS, 1…2… RAVEN HITS THE RING AND BREAKS THE COUNT AND STARTS NAILING JAY WITH RIGHT AND LEFT HANDS AND THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!!!! Raven continues to beat down on Jay and now he picks him up, RAVEN EFFECT!!!!!! Sexxxy Eddy is up and starts smiling. Raven looks at Eddy and asks if he wants in on the beating. Eddy picks Jay up and looks him in his face and says “I’m gonna enjoy this” AND HE DECKS RAVEN!!!!! SEXXXY EDDY IS POUNDING AWAY ON RAVEN AND NOW HE TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING!!!!!

Rating: 83%

Nikita Sputnik/Xavier vs. Chris Hero/Dustin Iler

Xavier nails Iler with a scoop slam and now climbs up the turnbuckle, AND HITS A 450 SPLASH, 1…2… HERO BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Xavier gets back to his feet and drags Iler over to the corner and tags in Sputnik. Sputnik comes in and starts forearming Iler and now tosses him to the ropes, BLIND TAG TO HERO!!!!! Iler comes back, SPUTNIK NAILS HIM WITH A SPINEBUSTER!!!!!! Sputnik gets back up and starts talking smack, AND WALKS INTO THE CRAVATE!!!!! Hero holds it on tighter but now Sputnik picks him up, AND NAILS A BACK BREAKER!!!! Sputnik covers, 1…2… HERO KICKS OUT!!!!! Sputnik picks him back up and now Xavier in the ring now runs up and goes for a punch but Hero kicks him in the gut, grabs him by the head and grabs Sputnik, AND HE NAILS A DDT/STUNNER COMBINATION!!!!! Iler is back up and picks Sputnik up, AND NAILS THE OJAI VALLEY DRIVER!!!!!! Hero now goes and grabs the leg of Sputnik, AND HE LOCKS IN THE HANGMAN’S CLUTCH, AND NOW ILER HAS XAVIER IN THE CAESARIAN SECTION (Chickenwing/Camel Clutch) AND THEY BOTH TAP OUT!!!!! Hero and Xavier win this thing.

Rating: 76%

Television Title: AJ Styles vs. Drayton King

Before the match, Don Callis came out and said he had something special planned and said that he chose a special guest referee for this match, and out came Bryan Danielson. King was pissed.

AJ gets nailed by a yakuza kick from King and King covers, 1…2… AJ gets the shoulder up at the last second. King starts complaining to Dragon and now King goes back to work on AJ and picks him up and shoots him to the corner. King runs up, AJ KICKS HIM square in the face and now AJ leaps on the turnbuckle, AND LEAPS OFF WITH A HEADSCISSORS!!!!! AJ starts getting back to his feet, BUT KING RUNS UP AND NAILS THE KING ME!!!!!!! (Shining Wizard) King covers, Dragon counts, 1….2…. AJ kicks out at the last second. King starts talking trash to Dragon and now Dragon smiles at him and King flips him off, DRAGON CALLS FOR THE DQ!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT ABOUT!?!?!?! Dragon gets on the mic and says he’s DQ’d for improper use of the middle finger towards a referee and gives AJ the win. King starts talking trash as Dragon walks off. King turns around, AJ STYLES KICKS HIM IN THE GUT AND NAILS HIM WITH THE STYLES CLASH!!!!! The fans are loving it as AJ walks off with the title.

Rating: 83%

(The camera fades backstage where Jay Briscoe is standing by)

Jay Briscoe: A lot of people have been asking why Jay, why’d you turn on your own brother a few nights ago… Why did I do it? I’ll tell you why I did it, BECAUSE I CAN!!!!! I got sick and tired of carrying his ass through CZW, I got sick and tired of carrying his ass through Ring Of Honor, and now that we’re here in Pro Wrestling KING, I’ve been carrying his ass and the Briscoe Brothers name and I’M SICK AND TIRED OF IT!!!!! And more than that, I’m sick and tired of being the loser, when I’m not the win getting pinned in that ring… So what I did to Mark a few nights ago, I don’t consider it wrong, I consider it better for me, because I know DAMN WELL that I can make it in this business knowing that I don’t have to baby sit… And Mark, if you’re hearing this, which I KNOW you probably are, do yourself a favor, and stay the HELL out of my business… Me and you are through, as Tag Team partners… And as far as I’m concerned, we’re done as brothers too…

(Jay walks off as the camera fades)

Rating: 65%

(The camera fades backstage where the Dudley Boyz are standing by)

Bubba Ray Dudley: BG James, Ron Killings, and Drayton King… Three guys who think that there ain’t a damn soul in this federation that can beat em… But guess what boys, there is someone that can beat you, and they come from Dudleyville… Me, D-Von, and Spike have been at each others throats, and we’ve been beating the hell out of people since the very beginning… And on Breakout this week, you three chumps are gonna be like all the rest of the chumps that have stepped in our way… You’re going to get beaten, and by GOD you’re going to all be put through a damn table, and I’ll be DAMNED if it doesn’t happen.

D-Von Dudley: You see, all you three have been doing is trying to say that you’re better than every single Tag Team here in PWK, just like everybody else… But what you fail to understand is that you and all those other teams are one in the same, you think that you’re better than everybody… But when it comes to us, we’re a little different, and that’s because we KNOW that we’re better, and if you think we’re just blowin smoke, all you gotta do is get inside that ring, and MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOU, IF YOU DON’T RECEIVE A 3-D!!!!!! But that’s something you ain’t got to worry about on Tuesday night boys… Because we ain’t trying to break your necks, though that don’t sound like such a bad idea… But to put it simple, you boys need to worry about not getting put through a damn table, because believe me, we’re going to do whatever it takes to see to it that you all receive some wood…

Bubba Ray Dudley: But as said before… Broken necks ain’t such a bad idea either…

(Bubba, D-Von and Spike throw up the 3-D as the camera fades)

Rating: 76%

Bryan Danielson vs. Christopher Daniels

Daniels nails him with a right hand and now shoots him to the ropes. Danielson bounces off the ropes and comes back and ducks a clothesline, GERMAN SUPLEX, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! DANIELS KICKS OUT!!!!! Dragon picks up Daniels and now whips him to the turnbuckle. Dragon runs up and goes for a clothesline, BUT DANIELS WRAPS HIM UP AND NAILS AN STO!!!!!! Daniels now gets back up and turns to the turnbuckle, BEST MOONSAULT EVER, 1….2….3 NO!!!!! DRAGON KICKS OUT!!!!! Daniels gets up in the referees face and starts talking trash but now goes back on the attack. Daniels picks Dragon back up but Dragon starts fighting back and nails him with a few chops and now runs to the ropes, GOES FOR THE ROARING ELBOW BUT DANIELS BLOCKS IT, KICK TO THE STOMACH, GOES FOR THE ANGEL’S WINGS BUT DRAGON REVERSES AND FLIPS DANIELS ON HIS BACK AND FALLS ON TOP, 1….2…. DANIELS IS ABLE TO GET BACK UP AND HE HITS THE ANGEL’S WINGS!!!!! Both men are down and now wait a second, DRAYTON KING HITS THE RING!!!!! King is in the ring and he’s waiting for Dragon to get back to his feet. Dragon finally gets up and he’s on a knee, KING GOES FOR KING ME BUT DRAGON DUCKS AWAY FROM IT!!!!! Dragon back to his feet and King turns around, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! King slides out of the ring and Dragon is talking trash, BUT DANIELS COMES UP BEHIND HIM AND ROLLS HIM UP AND HOOKS THE TIGHTS, 1….2…3!!!!!!

Rating: 92%

(Show fades with Christopher Daniels leaving the ring with King and Dragon looking pissed at both of them)

Overall Show Rating: 82%

Saturday, March 18th 2006

We scored a 1.86 rating for Genocide this week. 3,034 fans attended the show and we made $60,680 dollars off ticket and merchandise sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

Breaking News On Carnage Bowl Participant

After coming to terms on a one night appearance, PWK came to terms with Axl Rotten and confirmed his appearance for Carnage Bowl, however, word just got to the front office that he suffered a broken arm and could not compete. Therefore, sadly, management has had to go out and find yet ANOTHER replacement which has been found.

Info Regarding Matches At Carnage Bowl

It has been talked about in the confides of the Front Office, but with only another week to go, the matches for Carnage Bowl have been decided. As of today, the first round matches will be:

1. Barbed Wire Madness: Everything will be barbed wire… Including tables, bats, chairs, etc.

2. 4 Corners Of Pain= All 4 corners of the ring have some type of hardcore object in place.

3. Fans Bring The Weapons: Self explanatory.

4. 200 Light Tube Death Match: The ropes are covered with light tubes, there will be light tube cabins, etc.

In the second round, the matches will be:

1. Hangman’s Match: There will be a noose strung up, and you must hang your opponent in order to win.

2. Fans Bring The Weapons: Self explanatory.

For the finals, the final match that was decided will be:

Whatever The Hell We’ve Got In The Back: Self explanatory.

WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Dan Pandora gets this after winning the 4 Way Elimination match last night.

FINISHER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!

Finisher of the night goes to both Chris Hero and Dustin Iler.

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Isaac Comelightly and Gabriel Octavo Marquez

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Breakout Card For March 21st

Tables Match Elimination

3LK (King/James/Killings) vs. The Dudley Boyz (Bubba/D-Von/Spike)

Tag Team Title, 3 Way Dance

Hardy Boyz vs. Kash Money © vs. Christopher Daniels/Dan Pandora

Low Ki vs. CM Punk

4 Way Dance

Ace Steel vs. Jimmy Rave vs. Jay Lethal vs. BJ Whitmer

Sabian vs. Xavier

Television Title

AJ Styles © vs. Dustin Iler (subbing for Kid Kash)

Main Event, World Title

DRH © vs. Jade Diamond

Genocide Card For March 24th

Tag Team

Hardcore Jay/Sexxxy Eddy vs. Raven/Tyrant

Brass Knuckles Title

Hardcore Jones © vs. Xavier

Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. Amazing Red

Tag Team

Michael Shane/Frankie Kazarian vs. Austin Aries/Antonio Mason

Superfight Title Match

Chris Hero vs. Nikita Sputnik ©

Homicide vs. Justice Pain

Juniorweight Title Match

Matt Hardy © vs. Samoa Joe

Main Event

John Bay vs. Christopher Daniels

Tuesday, March 21st 2006

BREAKOUT!!!!!

Xavier vs. Sabian

Sabian plants Xavier with a face buster and now he rolls him over and starts climbing up the turnbuckle. Sabian is perched at the top, AND COMES OFF WITH A DOUBLE STOMP BUT XAVIER MOVES!!!!!! Xavier climbs back to his feet and Sabian runs up and goes for a clothesline BUT XAVIER COUNTERS IT AND SETS HIM UP, KISS YOUR X GOODBYE, 1…2…3!!!!!

Rating: 69%

(A video is played hyping up the feud between the Dudley’s and 3LK)

Rating: 73%

(The scene fades backstage where the Hardcore Playas are standing by)

Hardcore Jay: In less than a week, both me and Jones are gonna be stepping inside the ring at Carnage Bowl… And god knows that we don’t wanna fight each other, but it doesn’t mean that we won’t, because we both want the same thing, and that’s to walk out with that trophy… But before, and even if it happens that we have to fight each other, me and Jones before Carnage Bowl are gonna have ourselves a couple of warm up matches… Jones is gonna have a little cake walk when he defends that Brass Knuckles Title against that punk Xavier… And as for me, looks like I’m gonna be having myself a new Tag Team partner in Sexxxy Eddy. Eddy, I wanna thank you for helping me out a couple nights ago, you made yourself a friend in the “Hardcore Icon,” and that’s a tough thing to do… But because you helped me out, I’m gonna help you out by giving you your first big win here in Pro Wrestling KING when me and you team up on Genocide… I know Eddy that you don’t need my help to get a win anywhere, but trust me Eddy, after what Raven did the other night to me, believe me you’re not even gonna have to do any work, because I’m going to beat the living HELL out of his ass, and his little pussy wimp partner Tyrant… Raven, Friday night, get ready to find out why I’m not just the coolest, why I’m not just the best, but that I am just, HARD-FUCKING-CORE!!!!!!

Rating: 93%

Jay Lethal vs. Ace Steel vs. Jimmy Rave vs. BJ Whitmer

Lethal grabs Whitmer and gives him a scoop slam and now runs to the ropes, AND HITS A SENTON!!!!! On the other side Rave is getting pounded in the corner by Ace Steel and now Ace picks up Rave in the corner but Rave fights him off, AND HITS A TORNADO DDT!!!!! Rave gets back to his feet, BUT LETHAL WRAPS HIM UP BEHIND, TIGER SUPLEX, 1…2… WHITMER BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Whitmer picks Rave up and now tosses him into the corner. Whitmer runs up, CLOTHESLINE and now Rave moves forward, WHITMER WRAPS HIM UP, WRIST CLUTCH EXPLODER!!!!! Whitmer gets back up, BUT LETHAL TAKES HIM OUT WITH A LARIAT!!!!! Lethal goes for the cover, 1…2… Ace Steel breaks the count. Ace Steel picks Lethal up and sends him out of the ring. Steel now picks up Whitmer, AND NAILS A SPINAL SHOCK!!!!! Steel starts crawling for Whitmer, BUT JIMMY RAVE NAILS THE DOPPLER EFFECT, 1…2…3!!!!! JIMMY RAVE WINS THIS THING!!!!!

Rating: 79%

(Don Callis’ music hits and the fans give a mixed reaction as he climbs inside the ring and holds a microphone in his hand)

Don Callis: Ladies and gentlemen, in just a few more days, I’m hoping each and every ONE OF YOU people here tonight will come out to Delaware, and see what is surely to be the most BRUTAL, the most VIOLENT, the most BLOODY, and by god the most FUCKING SICKEST PAY PER VIEW, PRO WRESTLING KING WILL EVER PUT ON!!!!!

(Cheers)

Don Callis: Carnage Bowl, I will go ahead and say this right now, it will be BETTER than King Of The Death Matches, it will be BETTER than Tournament Of Death, and it will be ten times better than the fucking Hardcore Cup… Believe me, you don’t want to miss this event… But moving along… I along with everybody in the Front Office, sat up all night going over who should be in Carnage Bowl, and after debating for long hours, and going through bullshit like, “yeah I’ll be there, oh but wait, I’ve got a broken arm,” god it’s pathetic, BUT ANYWAY!!!!! Ladies and gentlemen, I am out here tonight to give you the brackets, the matches, and the participants, for the first ever CARNAGE BOWL!!!!! ARE YOU READY!!!!

(Cheers)

Don Callis: The participants for this years Carnage Bowl are as follows… The first competitor is currently working for WXW, he is ANTHONY MICHAELS!!!! The next participant, is TYRANT!!!!! (Cheers) Next… He’s a former Hardcore Champion, a former U.S. Champion, former NWA World Heavyweight Champion, RAVEN!!!!! (Cheers) This next guy currently works for WWC, he is MANIAC!!!!! This next guy made his debut with CZW and almost bled to death, HE’S SEXXXY EDDY!!!!!! (Cheers) This next guy has been competing in death match tournaments since god knows when, NATE WEBB!!!!! (Cheers) How about this guy, J.C. BAILEY!!!! (Cheers) He’s our World Heavyweight Champion, DANIEL REED HELTON!!!!! (Cheers) THE H8 CLUB!!!!! (Cheers) Former Tag Team Champions, THE HARDCORE PLAYAS!!!!! (Cheers) “PITBULL” PETE HARDY!!!!! (Cheers) MADMAN MELINA!!!!! (Cheers) DAN PANDORA!!!!!!! (Cheers) And the final participant is… BALLS MAHONEY!!!!!!

(The fans cheer and start chanting Balls)

Don Callis: Now then onto the matches… The first match is going to be a Barbed Wire Madness match, EVERYTHING barbed wire will be used… It’s going to be Raven vs. Maniac vs. Sexxxy Eddy vs. Anthony Michaels.

(Cheers)

Don Callis: Next it will be Balls Mahoney vs. Mad Man Melina vs. Tyrant vs. Nick Gage, IN A 4 CORNERS OF PAIN MATCH!!!!

(Cheers)

Don Callis: How about this… DRH vs. Justice Pain vs. Dan Pandora vs. Nate Webb…. FANS BRING THE WEAPONS!!!!!

(Cheers)

Don Callis: And finally, it’s gonna be Hardcore Jay vs. Pete Hardy vs. Hardcore Jones vs. JC Bailey, LIGHT TUBE MADNESS BABY!!!!!

(Cheers)

Don Callis: Now those are the first round matches… The semi finals will consist of this… The winner of the Fans Bring The Weapons will take on the winner of Light Tube Madness, in a Hangman’s Match… Which means that you have to STRING UP your opponent in a noose to win the match… Next, the winner of the Barbed Wire Madness match will take on the winner of the 4 Corners Of Pain match, in a Fans Bring The Weapons Match…. And finally in the finals, it will be whoever wins those two matches taking each other on in a WHATEVER THE HELL WE GOT IN THE BACK MATCH!!!!! Self explanatory.

(Cheers)

Don Callis: And also… As a special attraction, for the first time ever in Pro Wrestling KING, which will be held EVERY year at Carnage Bowl, there will be a 20 man Battle Royal DEATH MATCH!!!!! 20 guys will get inside this very ring, beat the hell out of each other with whatever they wanna hit someone with, and you must toss your opponent over the top rope and their feet must hit the floor.

(Cheers)

Don Callis: In this battle royal will be… “The Franchise” ARES!!!!! (Cheers) THE DUDLEY BOYZ!!!!!! (Cheers) THE BLACKOUT!!!!! (Cheers) HOMICIDE!!!!! (Cheers) SPIKE DUDLEY!!!!! (Cheers) BUD!!!!!! (Cheers) JOHN BAY AND JONAS TESTAMENT!!!!! (Cheers) NIKITA SPUTNIK!!!!!! (Cheers) Austin Lee… Working for Big Japan Pro Wrestling, SHADOW WX!!!!! (Cheers) THE “SON OF A 1000 MANIACS” JON DAHMER!!!!! (Cheers) JUSTIN SANE!!!!! Probably the greatest clown in wrestling next to Doink, MR. POGO!!!!! (Cheers) RAGIN DOG!!!!! SUICIDE!!!!!! THE ARSENAL!!!!! (Cheers) And finally, X-TREME!!!!!!

(Cheers)

Don Callis: There you have it ladies and gentlemen… Do yourselves a favor and make the trip to Delaware, you will not be sorry… Enjoy the rest of the show…

(Callis drops the mic and the fans cheer as he makes his way backstage)

Rating: 90%

Tag Team Title Match: Kash Money vs. Christopher Daniels/Dan Pandora vs. Hardy Boyz

Pandora nails Jeff with a sit out powerbomb and covers, 1…2… KID KASH MAKES THE SAVE!!!!! Kash picks up Pandora and hammers him into the corner. Kash now whips Pandora to the far side but Pandora reverses and sends Kash, Kash runs to the corner, LEAPS UP ON THE TURNBUCKLE AND COMES OFF WITH A HURRICANRANA BUT PANDORA CATCHES HIM AND HOLDS HIM UP, IN COMES DANIELS, POWERBOMB/NECKBREAKER COMBO!!!!! Pandora covers, 1…2… MATT HARDY MAKES THE SAVE!!!!! EZ Money comes in and starts whaling away on Matt Hardy and they both go to the outside. Pandora and Daniels still in the ring they pick up Kid Kash and toss him to the ropes, Kash comes back, Daniels kicks him in the gut and they pick him up, DOUBLE FLAPJACK!!!!! Daniels now goes to the turnbuckle, HE’S GOING FOR THE BME BUT JEFF HARDY TOSSES HIM OFF THE TURNBUCKLE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Jeff turns around, PANDORA RUNS UP AND MISSES A CLOTHESLINE!!!! Pandora turns around, Jeff kicks him in the gut, TWIST OF FATE!!!!! Jeff Hardy now going to the top, SWANTON CONNECTS!!!!!! Jeff hits the Swanton but Kid Kash is back up and grabs Jeff as he gets to his feet, MONEY MAKER!!!!!! HE HITS THE MONEY MAKER, 1…2…3!!!!! KASH MONEY RETAINS THE TITLES!!!!!

Rating: 86%

CM Punk vs. Low Ki

Low Ki nails Punk with a few chops and now shoots him to the ropes, Punk comes back and ducks a clothesline from Low Ki and ties him up from behind but Low Ki fights out of it and now runs back to the ropes, he comes back, Punk kicks him and now wraps him up, DEVIL LOCK DDT!!!!! Punk rolls Low Ki over and covers, 1…2….3, PUNK WINS IT!!!!!! Punk gets up and starts to celebrate, BUT LOW KI IS BACK UP AND NAILS PUNK WITH A STEP UP ENZIGURI!!!!! Now Low Ki grabs Punk, AND LOCKS HIM IN THE DRAGON CLUTCH!!!!! PUNK IS IN PAIN AND NOW REFEREES COME OUT TO STOP LOW KI’S ATTACK, HE’S SNAPPED!!!!!

Rating: 85%

(A video plays recapping the small feud between DRH and Jade Diamond, leading up to tonight’s Main Event)

Rating: 98%

Tables Match, 6 Man Elimination: 3LK vs. The Dudley Boyz

A table has been set up by the Dudley Boyz on the outside and now Ron Killings runs up, AND HITS A FLIP TO THE OUTSIDE ON BUBBA AND D-VON!!!!! James is in the ring with Spike, AND HE NAILS HIM WITH THE PUMP HANDLE SLAM!!!!! On the outside, Killings and Drayton King pick up Bubba Ray, AND THEY SLAM HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! Bubba Ray is gone. James in the ring now picks up Spike and he shoots him to the turnbuckle. James now grabs a table in the ring and sets it up next to the turnbuckle and now goes over to Spike, BUT SPIKE KICKS HIM, AND HE NAILS THE ACID DROP THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! BG JAMES IS GONE!!!!! Drayton King and Ron Killings on the outside now grab another table and they slide it inside the ring. They go back and grab another table and set it up on the outside. Drayton King picks up D-Von now and tosses him in the guardrail. Spike runs up and baseball slides Ron Killings. Spike climbs out and Drayton King runs up AND KNEES HIM IN THE HEAD ON HIS WAY OUT OF THE RING!!!!! Spike tumbles to the floor and now D-Von runs up, GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE but King blocks it, AND NAILS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE, D-VON IS GONE!!!! Ron Killings and Drayton King are showboating now and they pick Spike Dudley up and toss him inside the ring. Drayton King climbs up inside the ring and Spike starts nailing him with right hands and now shoots him to the ropes. King comes back and gets kicked by Spike, Spike now grabs him and goes for a DDT, BUT KING PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS HAIL TO THE KING!!!!! (TKO) Killings is in the ring now and Spike is getting back up, AXE KICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!! King now goes over to Killings and pushes him and then says “GET THE TABLES” to mock the Dudley’s. Killings now sets up the table and King puts Spike on top. Drayton King now goes to the top rope, AND HITS THE KINGS BOUNTY (450 Splash) ON SPIKE THROUGH THE TABLE, 3LK WINS THIS THING!!!!!!

Rating: 78%

Television Title Match: AJ Styles © vs. Dustin Iler

AJ Styles nails Iler with a suplex and now climbs up and goes over to the turnbuckle. AJ starts climbing up and now Iler gets back to his feet and runs up and clubs AJ. Iler now climbs up top and grabs AJ, SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP!!!! Iler covers AJ, 1…2…3 NO!!!! AJ kicks out at the last second and now Iler looks to put AJ away with the Ojai Valley Driver (DVD). AJ gets to his feet and turns, ILER PICKS HIM UP BUT AJ SQUIRMS OUT OF IT, AND NAILS THE PELE!!!!! Both men are down and now the referee starts counting… Wait a second, AJ is starting to move, but Iler is moving as well, HE’S GOT SOMETHING IN HIS HAND, HE’S GOT BRASS KNUCKLES!!!!! AJ is back up and walks up and picks up Iler, AND ILER NAILS HIM IN THE HEAD AND ROLLS HIM UP IN A CRADLE, 1…2…3!!!!! ILER’S WON THE TITLE!!!!!! Iler gets up and starts celebrating and the referee raises the arm with the knuckles in his hand and he sees the knuckles AND REVERSES THE DECISION!!!!!! AJ WINS THIS THING AND KEEPS HIS TITLE!!!!! Drayton King starts getting mad, AND HE NAILS THE REFEREE WITH THE KNUCKLES!!!!!

Rating: 86%

World Title Match: DRH © vs. Jade Diamond

Jade Diamond nails DRH with a lariat and covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! DRH gets out at 2. Jade picks him back up and tosses him hard into the turnbuckle. Jade runs up, DRH kicks him in the face and Diamond backs up, DRH runs up, DIAMOND PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS THE DIAMOND FUSION (Emerald Fusion) ON DRH!!!! Diamond with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! DRH GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Diamond gets pissed and now puts him next to the turnbuckle and starts climbing up top. Diamond is at the top rope, AND HITS A MOONSAULT BUT DRH MOVES AWAY!!!!!! Diamond hits hard and now DRH picks him up, NAILDRIVER, 1…2…3!!!!! DRH RETAINS THE TITLE!!!!!

Rating: 88%

(Show fades with DRH raising up the World Title)

Overall Show Rating: 84%

Wednesday, March 22nd 2006

We got a 2.09 rating for Breakout this week. 3,030 fans attended the show and we made $60,600 dollars in merchandise and ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

Carnage Bowl Participants Announced

Don Callis filled everyone in last night on what was going on at Carnage Bowl, not only did he name the participants, but he also named off the matches as people were really hyped up for it, especially with the matches, but as well as the talent that is being brought into Pro Wrestling KING. Rumors are circulating around the net with predictions on Carnage Bowl, most of which are saying that Hardcore Jay could meet up with his rival DRH sometime during the night, not only that, but they are also predicting that either DRH or Hardcore Jay will be in the finals.

NEW PWK MERCHANDISE!!!!!

On sale right now, get your T-shirts and DVD's....

Scars And Stripes DVD=15.00

Politically Incorrect DVD=15.00

Breaking The Barrier DVD=15.00

Trinity T-Shirt (S,M,L,XL,XXL)= 12.00

Jade Diamond "I Own You" T-shirt (S,M,L,XL,XXL)= 12.00

WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!

Jimmy Rave gets this for winning his match.

FINISHER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

This is going to Drayton King for the King’s Bounty (450 Splash).

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Daniel Reed Helton vs. Jade Diamond

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!!

Genocide Card For March 24th 2006

Tag Team

Hardcore Jay/Sexxxy Eddy vs. Raven/Tyrant

Tag Team

Michael Shane/Frankie Kazarian vs. Austin Aries/Antonio Mason

Homicide vs. Justice Pain

Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. Amazing Red

Juniorweight Title

Samoa Joe vs. Matt Hardy ©

Brass Knuckles Title

Hardcore Jones © vs. Xavier

Superfight Title Match

Nikita Sputnik © vs. Chris Hero

Main Event

John Bay vs. Christopher Daniels

PWK Presents: CARNAGE BOWL!!!!!!

Live In Delaware

1st Round, Barbed Wire Madness

Raven vs. Anthony Michaels vs. Maniac vs. Sexxxy Eddy

1st Round, 4 Corners Of Pain

Balls Mahoney vs. Madman Melina vs. Tyrant vs. Nick Gage

1st Round, Fans Bring The Weapons Match

DRH vs. Justice Pain vs. Dan Pandora vs. Nate Webb

1st Round, Light Tube Madness

Hardcore Jay vs. Hardcore Jones vs. Pete Hardy vs. JC Bailey

Semi Finals, Hangman’s Match

Winner Of Fans Bring The Weapons vs. Winner Of Light Tube Madness

Semi Finals, Fans Bring The Weapons

Winner Of Barbed Wire Madness vs. Winner Of 4 Corners Of Pain

20 Man Ultaviolent Battle Royal

Havoc vs. Shadow WX vs. Ares vs. The Arsenal vs. Bubba Ray Dudley vs. D-Von Dudley vs. Bud vs. Homicide vs. John Bay vs. Jonas Testament vs. Nikita Sputnik vs. Spike Dudley vs. Ruckus vs. Sabian vs. X-Treme vs. Mr. Pogo vs. Jon Dahmer vs. Suicide vs. Ragin Dawg vs. Austin Lee

Finals Of Carnage Bowl, Whatever’s Left In The Back

??? vs. ???

Friday, March 24th 2006

GENOCIDE!!!!!

Austin Aries/Antonio Mason vs. Michael Shane/Frankie Kazarian

Kazarian nails Mason with a superkick and goes for the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Aries saves the match and now Michael Shane comes in and nails Aries with a flying forearm. Kazarian picks Mason up, HE’S GOING FOR WAVE OF THE FUTURE BUT MASON COUNTERS IT AND NAILS A REVERSE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!!! Michael Shane stalking Mason now, Mason turns around, SWEET SHANE MUSIC NO MASON COUNTERS IT, AND NAILS A SUPERKICK OF HIS OWN!!!! Shane is sent out of the ring and now Kazarian is back up, MASON PICKS HIM UP, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER, 1…2…3!!!!!

Rating: 82%

Amazing Red vs. Gabriel Octavo Marquez

Red nails Marquez with a kick to the stomach and leaps up on his back, CODE RED!!!!! HE HITS THE CODE RED, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Marquez able to kick out of it and now Red picks Marquez back up and nails a slam and now runs to the ropes and goes for a flipping senton but MARQUEZ picks up his knees and Red hits hard. Red gets back to his feet and now Marquez grabs him, DIVINE INTERVENTION (Suplex Ace Crusher) ON RED, 1…2…3!!!!! Marquez wins this thing, AND NOW HE LOCKS IN THE GOD’S PLAN ON RED!!!!!! MARQUEZ IS NOT LETTING GO AND THE REFEREE FINALLY BREAKS THE HOLD!!!!!

Rating: 87%

(The scene fades out on the streets where DRH is standing by with the World Heavyweight Title around his shoulder)

DRH: Jade Diamond… I told you before Breakout, that I would END your career in that ring when we stepped inside it. And I heard it through the grapevine that your ass is still breathing… Jade, you can consider that a favor… I spared your pathetic little life when I could have ENDED IT within an instant… But I didn’t. Because I’ve got better use for you Diamond… And that use if the simple fact that you are now another prime example, another VICTIM of the “Technician Of Hardcore.” You are just another fallen man, in my long path as World Heavyweight fucking Champion… And now that I have gotten my revenge from what you did to me back at the Pay Per View, you could say that the score is tied, but if you even THINK of stepping inside that ring with me again Diamond… You walking out alive won’t be so fucking easy… Now onto bigger and more important things… Sunday night, in Delaware, there’s a little tournament that I’ve been entered in, called Carnage Bowl… And what a proper name for this event, knowing that all DRH does is cause carnage wherever I’m at… The best thing about this night, is that my title is NOT on the line… No matter though, even if it was on the line, there isn’t a damn SOUL in this fucking tournament that can take it from me… I’m putting my title down for the night, and I am going to be claiming another title… The title of being the first man to win the first ever Carnage Bowl in Pro Wrestling KING.

There are people in this tournament from all over… The great Balls Mahoney is in it, he won’t be a fucking threat to me… Madman Melina, his fat ass will get FUCKED if he decides to fuck with me… But you know something… There really is no room to talk about any of these people, because NONE of them have the common sense to know that I’ll be winning this fucking thing… But there is one guy alone who thinks that he can beat me… And that’s Hardcore Jay… Hardcore Jay, we’ve been bleeding together in this company since it first opened it’s doors… At Scars And Stripes, we battled in an all out fucking war, and sadly enough, you pinned my shoulders

Edited May 5, 2006 by HardcoreJay

[HardcoreJay]

to the mat… But at the next Pay Per View, I got you back… And since then you’ve been in love with me… Wanting to fight me over and over and over again, JUST TO FIND OUT THAT YOU CAN NEVER BEAT ME AGAIN!!!!! This Sunday night Jay, if by some fluke chance that you do make it into the semi finals, or the finals for that matter… Just know Jay that I’ll be waiting… And I’ll be waiting patiently to kick your fucking ass out of this tournament, and hopefully out of Pro Wrestling KING…

(DRH raises up the World Title and walks off)

Rating: 97%

Brass Knuckles Title Match: Xavier vs. Hardcore Jones ©

Xavier nails Jones over the head with a trash can and now puts the trash can up against Jones and runs to the ropes, BASEMENT DROPKICK INTO THE TRASH CAN AND KNOCKS JONES FOR A LOOP!!!!! Xavier with the cover now, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Jones gets the shoulder up at the last second. Xavier now picks Jones back up and tosses him into the turnbuckle, AND JONES HITS HARD WITH THE CHAIR THAT WAS SHOVED INBETWEEN THEM EARLIER!!!!! Xavier runs up, GOES FOR A KNEE BUT JONES MOVES AND XAVIER HITS THE CHAIR HARD!!!!! Xavier holds his knee in pain as he turns back around, JONES PICKS HIM UP, THAT’S HARDCORE (Spinning Tombstone Piledriver) ON TOP OF THE TRASH CAN!!!!! Jones covers, 1…2…3!!!!! Jones retains the title.

Rating: 88%

Hardcore Jay/Sexxxy Eddy vs. Raven/Tryant

Raven is beating Jay within an inch of his life and now he picks Jay up and tosses him into the ropes, Jay comes back and ducks a clothesline, AND NAILS RAVEN WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!!! Both men are down and now Hardcore Jay is trying to make it to his corner, AND MAKES THE TAG TO EDDY BUT RAVEN MAKES THE TAG TO TYRANT AS WELL!!!!! Eddy comes in and runs up and ducks a clothesline from Tyrant, AND LEAPS UP AND LOCKS ON A SLEEPER HOLD!!!!! Tyrant is throwing his arms around trying to break the hold but Eddy has it locked in, AND HE TAKES THE BIG MAN DOWN TO A KNEE!!!!! Eddy has the hold still locked in, BUT RAVEN comes up from behind and clubs him off of Tyrant. Raven starts booting Eddy in the back, HARDCORE JAY COMES IN AND CLOTHESLINES RAVEN AND HIMSELF OVER THE TOP AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Eddy is getting back up and runs at Tryant, TYRANT NAILS HIM WITH A HUGE LARIAT THAT PUTS HIM INSIDE OUT!!!!! Tyrant quickly picks up Eddy, AND NAILS THE LAST REGRET (Powerbomb/Chokeslam) ON EDDY, 1…2…3!!!!!! Raven and Tyrant win this thing.

Rating: 77%

(The match is over and Jay is checking up on Eddy but Eddy rolls over and grabs a microphone from the ring announcer)

Sexxxy Eddy: HEY RAVEN!!!!!! Yeah, I’m talking to you Raven… You may have won this thing tonight… But I’m letting you know one thing… Even though, I can’t help it if Tyrant takes wins his match at Carnage Bowl… I CAN SURE AS HELL MAKE SURE THAT YOU DON’T EVEN MAKE IT INTO THE SEMI FINALS!!!!! This Sunday Raven… This Sunday, SEXXXY EDDY WILL BEAT YOU COME HELL OR HIGH FUCKING WATER!!!!!

Rating: 70%

Juniorweight Title Match: Matt Hardy © vs. Samoa Joe

Joe nails Matt Hardy with a big lariat and makes the cover, 1…2… Matt kicks out at the last second. Matt gets picked up by Joe again and Joe tosses him to the ropes. Matt comes back and LEAPS OVER JOE WITH A SUNSET FLIP, 1…2…Joe kicks out and gets back to his feet, AND HITS THE CCS ENZIGURI!!!!! Joe with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Matt kicks out at the last second and Joe can’t believe it. Joe now picks Matt up and shoots him to the turnbuckle. Matt hits hard and now Joe runs up AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT MATT MOVES AWAY FROM IT!!!!! Joe turns around and Matt starts whaling away on him. Matt now grabs Joe and leaps on the turnbuckle AND LEAPS OFF WITH A TORNADO DDT!!!!! MATT WITH THE COVER, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! JOE KICKS OUT!!!!! Matt now stomps on Joe and now leaps on the ropes, GOES FOR A LEG DROP OFF THE MIDDLE TURNBUCKLE BUT JOE MOVES!!!!! Matt is back up, JOE LOCKS ON THE CHOKE!!!!! HE FALLS BACK DOWN AND HE’S STILL GOT IT LOCKED IN, BUT MATT HAS THE ROPES, HE’S GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES AND JOE RELEASES THE HOLD, HE THINK’S HE’S WON THE MATCH!!!!! Joe gets back up and starts celebrating the win but the referee stops him and tells him that he hasn’t won. Joe gets pissed and now goes back after Matt, AND MATT ROLLS HIM IN AN INSIDE CRADLE, 1…2…3!!!!! MATT HARDY RETAINS THE TITLE!!!!! After a few moments, Joe and Matt are staring each other down face to face and Joe reluctantly shakes Matt’s hand and walks off.

Rating: 85%

Superfight Title Match: Nikita Sputnik © vs. Chris Hero

Chris Hero has Sputnik on the outside and now Hero goes after him, BUT SPUTNIK NAILS HIM WITH A CHAIR OVER THE HEAD!!!!! Hero gets knocked for a loop and now Sputnik is back in the ring with that chair, Chris Hero starts getting back up, AND SPUTNIK BLASTS HIM OVER THE HEAD AGAIN!!!! Chris Hero is bleeding from the forehead and now Sputnik puts the chair down and now picks Hero up and sets him up, SPUTNIK NAILS HIM WITH THE IRON CURTAIN (Tombstone Piledriver) ON THE CHAIR!!!!!! Hero is down and Sputnik is still beating on him. The referee is backing him up and is checking on Hero… HE’S RINGING THE BELL, HERO IS KNOCKED OUT LEGIT!!!!! The referee awards the match to Sputnik and Sputnik looks down at Hero and just laughs and walks off with the Superfight Title.

Rating: 85%

Homicide vs. Justice Pain

Homicide nails Pain with a suplex and now starts stomping him in the back. Homicide picks Pain up and Pain starts coming back with right hands and now shoots him to the ropes, Homicide comes back, kick by Pain, AND SNAPS HIM WITH A DDT!!!!! Pain with the cover, 1…2… Homicide kicks out. Pain picks him back up and shoots him to the ropes, Homicide comes back, Pain grabs him attempting a belly to belly, BUT HOMICIDE STARTS HEADBUTTING HIM!!!!! Pain is dazed after those multiple headbutts, AND NOW HOMICIDE TURNS HIM AROUND, COP KILLA!!!!! HE HITS THE COP KILLA, 1…2…3!!!!!

Rating: 80%

(A video plays of Carnage Bowl, and the possible participants for the semi finals. Mainly Hardcore Jay and DRH are shown)

Rating: 97%

John Bay vs. Christopher Daniels

Daniels nails Bay with a slam and now goes over to the corner, BEST MOONSAULT EVER!!!!! Daniels with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Bay kicks out at the last second. Daniels now starts stomping away on Bay and now picks him back up, HE’S ATTEMPTING THE ANGEL’S WINGS BUT BAY COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!!!! Daniels starts to get back up, AND BAY NAILS HIM WITH A YAKUZA KICK!!!!! Bay covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Daniels gets the shoulder up. Bay picks Daniels back up and shoots him to the corner. Bay runs up, MISSES A CLOTHESLINE, Bay turns around, DANIELS PULLS HIM IN AND NAILS THE COMPLETE SHOT AND LOCKS IN THE KOJI CLUTCH!!!!! Daniels holds the move in tighter, BUT BAY GETS TO THE ROPES!!!! The ref breaks the hold and now Daniels picks Bay back up and forearms him a few times and now runs to the ropes, GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT BAY CATCHES HIM AND LOCKS IN THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!!!! DANIELS IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND BAY HAS IT IN TIGHTER, DANIELS TAPS!!!!!!

Rating: 97%

(Show fades with Bay walking back up the aisle holding his arms up)

Overall Show Rating: 86%

[HardcoreJay]

Ok, there you have it... Everything that has been posted up until THIS paragraph is EVERYTHING that has happened so far in my diary....

Now comes the fun part... The part where I don't have to copy and paste everything anymore from the other diary board, and you guys don't have to read plain black text every single damn time... Sorry for that but it was a pain in the ass to go and keep changing everything....

Now then, for those of you that are reading this diary, you're not going to be sorry... I've got a Pay Per View coming up called Carnage Bowl which I'm going to start working on within the next few hours, and it should be up within the next couple of days... It's a Tournament Of Death so to speak, and then the Pay Per View afterwards is a King Of The Ring type deal tournament... These two Pay Per Views I am really going to put good work into em and hopefully I'll be praised by it...

Anyway, to those that have been reading, thank you, and for those that haven't been reading... Start. Cheers.

[HardcoreJay]

Saturday, March 25th 2006

We scored a 1.86 rating for Genocide this week. 3,029 fans attended the show and we made $60,580 dollars in merchandise ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!!

Tickets For Carnage Bowl SOLD OUT!!!!!

We didn’t think it was going to happen, but the tickets for Carnage Bowl have been completely sold out. The seats are gone, the bleachers are gone, this show is officially sold out. Without a shadow of a doubt, this is going to be one of the biggest Pay Per Views of the year.

Jonas Testament Leaving PWK?

It is uncertain as of right now, details are a little bit shady on the subject, but Jonas Testament has been off television for a while and hasn’t really been seen in the locker rooms. Nothing is sure however and this may all just be a rumor, but don’t be too sure about it.

Jay Briscoe Interested In Joining One Of PWK’s Stables?

Now that he’s gone and has dumped his brother Mark, Jay Briscoe has been seen off camera talking with a few of PWK’s top stable leaders. There is talk that he is sure to join up with a team sometime in the near future, but nothing is for certain…

Stipulation Regarding Battle Royal For Carnage Bowl

It has been now said that whoever in fact wins the battle royal at Carnage Bowl will receive a Brass Knuckles Title shot on Breakout. That is all.

WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

John Bay gets this for winning the Main Event.

FINISHER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Homicide gets the award for the Cop Killa

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

John Bay/Christopher Daniels

X-RATED!!!!!!!

Tonight on the show, The Church Of The Macabre, and Ares

(The scene fades backstage where the Church Of The Macabre are standing by)

Raven: Hardcore Jay… A man who has dubbed himself, the so called “Hardcore Icon” of Pro Wrestling KING… **Laughs** Hardcore Jay, let me explain something to you… You may break tables, and you may smash people with chairs with barbed wire around them… But that doesn’t make you a “Hardcore Icon.” It takes years of taking beatings and giving them… And I’ve been there, and I have done that… Compared to me Jay, you’re soft, and nothing more. And here you go and make the assumption that you’re going to walk out of that ring Sunday night as the champion of Carnage Bowl? Please Jay, your chances of walking into the finals knowing that me, and two other members of my Church are in this thing… Their slim to none. You’re not worth the time Jay… And as for your little buddy Sexxxy Eddy… Eddy, you went and threatened me that I wouldn’t even make it to the semi finals… Eddy, you’re pathetic. When I read about what happened to you back at the Tournament Of Death, I thought, wow, this guy sounds like he’s one tough bastard… Turns out I was wrong… Because you’re nothing Eddy… All you pride yourself on, is your indecent lifestyle, and you use your lifestyle to take away husbands wives and lead them into a world of lies and deception towards their spouses…. And here you stand, telling me, that I won’t be making it past round one… Got news for you Eddy… You’ll be lucky if you even make it out of Carnage Bowl with the ability to walk after I’m finished with you… Quote the Raven, nevermore….

(The scene fades backstage again, this time, Ares is standing by)

“The Franchise” Ares: You know, I realize that I haven’t done much here in Pro Wrestling KING since it opened it’s doors… But things are about to change. I was hoping that the head guys in this company would give me the chance to compete in this tournament at Carnage Bowl… I may not look the part, but if I’m in the right place, in the right surroundings… I can be as hardcore, and extreme, and ultraviolent as the next guy… And even thought I’m not in this tournament, I’m thankful that I’ve been given the opportunity to compete in the ultaviolent battle royal… I’m going up against 19 other guys, and a shit load of weapons… Sure, the odds of winning are 1 in a million… But right now, I’m doing something that nobody else has done yet, and that is I am GURANTEEING victory in that battle royal… And I’m doing this for one reason… Because I’m, “The Franchise.”

(Ares looks into the camera and walks off)

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

PWK Presents: CARNAGE BOWL!!!!!

1st Round, Barbed Wire Madness

Raven vs. Sexxxy Eddy vs. Anthony Michaels vs. Maniac

1st Round, 4 Corners Of Pain

Balls Mahoney vs. Madman Melina vs. Tyrant vs. Nick Gage

1st Round, Fans Bring The Weapons

DRH vs. Justice Pain vs. Dan Pandora vs. Nate Webb

1st Round, Light Tube Madness

Hardcore Jones vs. Hardcore Jay vs. Pete Hardy vs. JC Bailey

Semi Finals, Hangman’s Match

??? vs. ???

Semi Finals, Fans Bring The Weapons

??? vs. ???

Ultraviolent Battle Royal, Winner Gets Brass Knuckles Title Shot

Havoc, Shadow WX, Ares, The Arsenal, The Dudley Boyz, Bud, Homicide, John Bay, Jonas Testament, Nikita Sputnik, The Blackout, X-Treme, Mr. Pogo, Jon Dahmer, Suicide, Ragin Dawg, Austin Lee

Carnage Bowl Finals, Whatever’s Left In The Back

??? vs. ???

Breakout Card For March 28th 2006

Brass Knuckles Title Match

Hardcore Jones © vs. ???

Juniorweight Title Match

Matt Hardy © vs. Michael Shane

Super Dragon vs. Jonas Testament

Television Title Match

BJ Whitmer vs. AJ Styles ©

Main Event, Winner Gets Tag Team Title Shot

Dudley Boyz vs. Hart Foundation 2K6 vs. HGV

Genocide Card For March 31st

Tag Team

Backseat Boyz vs. Chris Sabin/Spanky

Non Title

Jay Briscoe vs. Matt Hardy

3 Way Dance

Frankie Kazarian vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Dustin Iler

Raven vs. Bubba Ray Dudley

Non Title

EZ Money vs. AJ Styles

Main Event

The Trinity vs. The Church Of The Macabre

**Card Subject To Change**

[HardcoreJay]

Sunday, March 26th 2006

Dark Match: Bryan Danielson/CM Punk vs. Low Ki/Drayton King

o Drayton King scored the pin on Danielson after Low Ki nailed Danielson with a Ki Krusher off the top turnbuckle.

Rating: 82%

(The show opens up with the fans cheering and chanting PWK as Clint White and Mike Rether do commentary)

MR: HELLO FANS, AND WELCOME TO CARNAGE BOWL!!!!!!

CW: Rether, I’m telling ya this place is JAM PACKED with people waiting for this thing to kick off.

MR: Well the ring is still being set up with a bunch of fun little toys if you will for our first match tonight, it’s going to be Barbed Wire Madness.

CW: And it’s gonna be a little messy, they’ve got cables hanging from the ring with a bunch of toys up there. I can see a barbed wire bat, there’s a 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire… The turnbuckles and the ropes are covered with barbed wire, look on the outside, barbed wire table, and even a barbed wire ladder.

MR: This tournament is going to literally be the most violent, the most brutal, if you’re a fan of hardcore and ultraviolent wrestling, THIS is the place ya wanna be. And I think we’re ready, are you ready Clint White?

CW: As ready as a 16 year old virgin, LET’S GO!!!!

MR: Ladies and gentlemen, THIS-IS-CARNAGE BOWL!!!!!

~THEY SAY I’M COCKY, AND I SAY WHAT, IT AIN’T BRAGGIN MOTHERFUCKER LESS YA BACK IT UP!!!!!~

(“Cocky” by Kid Rock starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Anthony Michaels makes his way down to the ring. Michaels climbs inside and starts walking around as the music fades)

~MIDNIGHT MANIAC!!!!! SHE’S A KILLER AT LARGE!!!!!~

(“Midnight Maniac” by Krokus starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as well as Maniac makes his way down to the ring flailing away in a straight jacket. He slides inside the ring and makes the referee take off his straight jacket and then starts walking around the ring looking at Michaels)

~OH BABY YOU WANT ME, WELL YOU CAN GET THIS LAPDANCE HERE FOR FREE!!!!!!~

(The fans cheer as “Lapdance” by N.E.R.D. starts up and out walks Sexxxy Eddy getting the fans hyped up. Eddy climbs inside the ring and starts stripping as the fans cheer, especially the ladies)

~YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPERATED!!!!!~

(“Come Out And Play” by The Offspring kicks in and the fans give a mixed reaction as Raven walks out through the curtain with his arms held out in a crucifix. Raven gets about halfway down to the ring and Eddy climbs out and runs at Raven and starts punching him as the bell ring)

1st Round, Barbed Wire Madness: Anthony Michaels vs. Maniac vs. Raven vs. Sexxxy Eddy

Eddy on the outside hammers away on Raven and tosses him in the guardrail. Eddy keeps pounding away on Raven and now takes him over, AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE BARBED WIRE LADDER!!!! The ladder topples over and already the barbed wire is sticking to Raven. In the ring Maniac grabs Michaels AND TOSSES HIM into the ropes and Michaels screams in pain as the barbed wire digs into his flesh. Maniac now grabs his head, AND STARTS RUBBING IT ON THE BARBED WIRE!!!!! Michaels is screaming more and blood starts to trickle as Michaels is the first to be busted open. Eddy on the outside now picks Raven up and tosses him into the steel steps. Eddy now grabs the ladder and puts it inside the ring. Maniac quickly grabs the ladder and nails Eddy with it as he climbs inside the ring. Maniac now sets up the ladder and starts climbing up top, Maniac is almost at the top but now Michaels runs up the ladder and starts nailing Maniac with right hands. Maniac and Michaels at the top of the ladder now and Michaels grabs his head, AND RAMS IT HARD at the top of the ladder. Michaels reaches up and grabs the barbed wire bat, AND NAILS MANIAC IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Maniac falls down and now Michaels reaches up and takes the 2x4 and drops it down. Eddy picks the 2x4 up, Maniac gets to his feet, AND EDDY RUNS UP AND NAILS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Michaels jumps off the ladder, AND NAILS EDDY OVER THE HEAD WITH THE BARBED WIRE BAT!!!!!

MR: You can’t tell me that this guy cares about his body, he just dove off that ladder and nailed Eddy with that bat.

Michaels covers Eddy, 1…2… Eddy kicks out at the last second. Raven climbs inside the ring now and he’s got a barbed wire chair, AND DECKS MICHAELS IN THE BACK WITH IT!!!!! Michaels falls into the ropes and Raven takes a piece of barbed wire AND STARTS STRANGLING HIM WITH IT!!!!! Maniac is back up now and goes outside the ring and grabs the barbed wire table and places it in the ring. Maniac climbs back in and Eddy grabs him, AND NAILS A SUPLEX ON TOP OF THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!!!!! Eddy gets back up and Raven grabs him, GOING FOR THE RAVEN EFFECT BUT EDDY COUNTERS IT AND NAILS RAVEN WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS RELEASE SUPLEX!!!!! Raven gets back up and Eddy clotheslines him in the corner. Eddy now picks Raven up and sets him on top. Eddy climbs up and starts hitting Raven but now Michaels grabs a chair, AND NAILS EDDY OVER THE BACK!!!!! Eddy gets off of Raven and now Michaels grabs him, AND NAILS EDDY WITH A FACE CRUSHER!!!!! Michaels rolls Eddy over, 1…2, Eddy kicks out again. Michaels is back up and Raven still on the turnbuckle leaps off, CLOTHESLINE!!!! Raven covers, 1…2, Michaels kicks out. Maniac is back on his feet and starts nailing Eddy with the blunt end of the barbed wire bat and now starts DIGGING IT INTO THE FOREHEAD AND EDDY IS BLEEDING!!!!! Maniac gets off Eddy and now turns around, RAVEN BLASTS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR!!!!! Maniac takes the chair shot but is still dazed and now Raven drops the chair and grabs Maniac, RAVEN EFFECT ON THE CHAIR, 1…2…3!!!!!!

MR: And Maniac is the first to be eliminated. Nice knowing ya.

CW: Think we’ll see him back?

MR: Nah.

Raven now gets back up and Michaels starts hammering him in the back and now shoots him to the ropes but Raven reverses and sends Michaels HARD INTO THE LADDER!!!!! And now Eddy is climbing the turnbuckle, EDDY LEAPS OFF AND NAILS A SPLASH ON TOP OF MICHAELS!!!!! Eddy rolls off the ladder clutching his sternum, AND RAVEN GRABS HIM, RAVEN EFFECT!!!!!! Eddy gets nailed but Eddy using his brain rolls out of the ring. Raven back up starts stomping away on Michaels and now picks him up BUT MICHAELS STARTS FIGHTING BACK!!!! Michaels nails Raven with a few right hands and tosses him to the ropes, Raven comes back, kick by Michaels, REVERSE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP INTO A STRAND OF BARBED WIRE!!!!! Michaels rolls him over, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Raven kicks out at the last second. Eddy climbs back inside the ring and he’s got a barbed wire wrapped trash can, AND NAILS MICHAELS OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Michaels goes down and now Raven is up and runs after Eddy, BUT EDDY TOSSES THE TRASH CAN INTO HIS FACE!!!!! Eddy picks the trash can up and now goes over to the turnbuckle and starts climbing up. Eddy takes the trash can and puts himself inside, MOONSAULT ON TOP OF RAVEN!!!!!!

~EDDY, EDDY, EDDY, EDDY!!!!!~

Eddy takes the can off and covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!! RAVEN KICKS OUT!!!!! Eddy can’t believe it and now gets back to his feet, BUT MICHAELS GRABS THE LADDER AND NAILS EDDY OVER THE BACK WITH IT!!!!! Eddy falls down and now Michaels puts the ladder against him and runs to the ropes, BASEMENT DROPKICK INTO THE LADDER, 1…2….3!!!!! EDDY’S GONE!!!!!

MR: MICHAELS JUST PINNED SEXXXY EDDY!!!!!

CW: Hey, give it up for the new guy.

Raven starts taunting Eddy as he leaves the ring area, but now Michaels grabs him and starts beating him down. Michaels now picks up Raven, POWERBOMB, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Raven kicks out and now Michaels picks up that barbed wire table and sets it up inside the ring near the turnbuckle. Michaels picks Raven up and now hammers him a few times and puts him on the table. Michaels starts climbing up to the turnbuckle BUT RAVEN IS OFF THE TABLE AND CROTCHES HIM!!!! Raven starts climbing up the turnbuckle and grabs Michaels, SUPERPLEX OFF THE TURNBUCKLE THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE, 1…2…3!!!!!! RAVEN WINS!!!!!

Rating: 61%

MR: And just like that, Raven is in the semi finals.

CW: Was there any doubt Rether?

MR: I actually thought Sexxxy Eddy would take it, but he failed, so I can’t really say anything at this point other than the fact that I can’t WAIT for the next match to start.

CW: And with the exception of Nick Gage, this is just gonna be a battle of the big boys. You got Balls Mahoney, Tyrant, and Madman Melina… Three of the BIGGEST guys ever.

MR: I wouldn’t say three of the biggest guys ever, but they are pretty sized, and this match is almost ready to start. One corner of the ring has a bed of nails, the other is a piece of plywood with barbed wire wrapped around it, the other corner is a box…. God only knows what’s in there as it is sealed… And finally there’s a bag of thumbtacks strung up in the other corner.

CW: Okay I can see the barbed wire, the bed of nails, and the thumbtacks, BUT WHAT THE HELL IS IN THAT BOX?!?!?!

MR: Oh I’m sure we’ll find that one out. AND HERE WE GO!!!!

(“Highway Robbery” by Dillinger Escape Plan starts up and the fans cheer as Madman Melina makes his way down to the ring. Melina climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~FOR WHO’M THE BELL TOLLS!!!!!! TIME MARCHES ON!!!!!!!~

(“For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica hits and the fans boo as Nick Gage makes his way down to the ring. Gage pumps up the crowd a little bit and just stays outside the ring as the music fades into “Big Balls” by AC/DC and the crowd erupts as Balls Mahoney walks out through the curtain carrying a signature steel chair with him. Mahoney climbs inside the ring and starts pointing to the crowd)

~BUT WE’VE GOT THE BIGGEST, BALLS OF THEM ALL!!!!!!!~

(Mahoney gives the crowd a thumbs up as the music fades)

~Cuz I love it, LOUD!!!!! I WANNA HEAR IT LOUD, RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!!!!~

(“I Love It Loud” by KISS starts up and the fans boo as Tyrant walks down to the ring. He climbs inside and gets ready as the music fades)

1st Round, 4 Corners Of Pain: Balls Mahoney vs. Tyrant vs. Madman Melina vs. Nick Gage

Mahoney, Tyrant and Melina are in the ring staring each other down as Mahoney holds his chair ready to strike, AND MELINA AND TYRANT RUSH HIM!!!!! Melina and Tyrant start beating Mahoney down into the ropes and they appear to be working as a team which is unusual to see. Melina and Tyrant whip Mahoney into the bed of nails but Mahoney stops in his tracks. Balls turns around, MELINA RUNS UP AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT BALLS DUCKS AND SENDS MELINA CHEST FIRST INTO THE NAILS!!!!! Tyrant runs up, AND SPLASHES MELINA INTO THE NAILS!!!!!! Tyrant turns around and Mahoney nails him with a punch (BALLS!) And another (BALLS!) and another (BALLS!) Mahoney winds up, (B………..ALLS!!!!!!) Nick Gage quickly slides inside the ring AND CHOP BLOCKS Mahoney. Mahoney goes down holding his knee and now Nick Gage grabs the piece of plywood with barbed wire around it AND TOSSES IT INTO THE BACK OF MAHONEY!!!!! The barbed wire is sticking to Mahoney’s shirt and some flesh as blood starts to trickle out of his arm. Gage starts hammering Mahoney on the ground, meanwhile Melina is back up and now he grabs Tyrant AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE BED OF NAILS!!!!! Melina grabs Tyrant and takes him out, scoop slam. Melina runs to the ropes, SENTON ON MELINA AND THE COVER, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Tyrant kicks out at the last second.

MR: Good god I can’t believe he kicked outta that one, that was 300 plus pounds just CRASHING down on him.

Gage quickly puts the boots to Melina and now tosses him to the corner where the bag of thumbtacks are hanging. Gage runs up, Melina gives him in elbow and now Melina grabs the bag of thumbtacks, AND SWINGS AND CONNECTS WITH GAGE’S HEAD AND THE BAG HAS BEEN RIPPED OPEN!!!!! Thumbtacks pour out of the bag and now Melina scatters them around the ring and now grabs Gage and picks him up, POWERBOMB ON THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!! Melina with the cover, 1…2… Gage gets the shoulder up. Mahoney finally gets the barbed wire board off him and now puts it on the mat. Mahoney grabs Tyrant and goes for a slam but Tyrant overpowers him and now has him set up, PILEDRIVER ON THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!!!

~P-W-K!!!!! P-W-K!!!!! P-W-K!!!!!

Tyrant rolls Mahoney over and covers, 1…2… Mahoney kicks out. Melina grabs Gage and now starts to pound away at him in the ropes. Melina backs up a few steps and now charges at Gage, AND GAGE PULLS DOWN THE TOP ROPE AND MELINA FALLS TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Gage back up now turns around, TYRANT NAILS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE!!!!! Melina picks Gage back up and has him set up, HE PICKS GAGE UP IN A MILITARY PRESS, AND TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING ONTO MELINA!!!!! Tyrant goes back to work on Mahoney BUT MAHONEY GIVES HIM A LOW BLOW!!!!! Mahoney picks up his signature steel chair and the fans are going nuts, AND HE BLASTS TYRANT OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!!! Tyrant backs up a few feet AND MAHONEY NAILS HIM WITH IT AGAIN AND TYRANT GOES DOWN!!!! Mahoney drops the chair and covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Tyrant kicks out at the last second. On the outside Nick Gage is back up and starts nailing Melina with a chair. Gage goes under the ring and now goes under the ring and pulls out a table and sets it up. Gage now picks up Melina and hammers him and now puts him on top of the table. Gage starts climbing up top the turnbuckle now and he’s perched up top, BUT MAHONEY GRABS HIM AND THROWS HIM OFF AND INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!! Melina climbs off the table but now Tyrant is out of the ring and nails him with a lariat. Tyrant now goes over and picks up a chair AND GOES TO SWING AT MELINA BUT MELINA CUTS HIM OFF AND GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT, UHD (Chokebreaker) ON TYRANT!!!!!! Melina now picks up Tyrant and puts him on the table. Melina now climbs on the apron, AND COMES OFF AND NAILS THE CONVULSION FACTORY (Leg Drop) ON MELINA THROUGH THE TABLE, 1…2…3!!!!!!

MR: MELINA HAS PINNED TYRANT!!!!!

CW: That’s revenge from what happened to him a couple weeks ago in that Cage Of Death match.

Back in the ring Gage is pounding away on a bloody Mahoney with a strand of barbed wire and now he picks him up, AND TOSSES HIM INTO THE BED OF NAILS!!!!! Mahoney hits hard and now moves out of the corner, AND GAGE RUNS UP AND BLASTS HIM WITH THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!! Mahoney goes down and Gage covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Gage gets back up and stomps away on Mahoney and now Melina is back in the ring, Gage turns around, MELINA PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS HIM WITH A SAMOAN DROP ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!! Melina covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Melina gets back up and now walks over to the corner that has the box. Melina picks the box up and tears it open, turns it upside down, AND OUT DROPS A BUNCH OF MOUSE TRAPS!!!!!!

CW: HOLY SHIT, IT’S MOUSE TRAPS!!!!!

Melina picks Gage back up and now tosses him to the ropes, POWERSLAM ON THE MOUSE TRAPS!!!!! MELINA COVERS, 1….2…3 NO!!!!! HE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Melina gets back up and Mahoney nails him with a few right hands and now tosses him to the bed of nails but Melina stops in his tracks. Melina turns around, AND BALLS BLASTS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!! Melina falls back into the bed of nails and MAHONEY RUNS UP AND TURNS AROUND AND SQUASHES HIM!!!!! Melina moves out of the corner, BALLS GRABS HIM AND NAILS THE BALL BREAKER ON TOP OF THE MOUSE TRAPS, 1…2…3!!!!!!

CW: WE’RE DOWN TO TWO RETHER!!!!

MR: I think it’s safe to say that BALLS MAHONEY IS GOING TO THE SEMI FINALS!!!!!

Balls gets back up and Gage quickly nails him with a boot to the face. Gage now grabs a mouse trap, AND PUTS IT RIGHT IN HIS FACE!!!!! Gage puts Mahoney on his stomach and now grabs a few mouse traps and tosses them on top of Mahoney. Mahoney writhes around in pain and now Gage grabs the barbed wire board and tosses it on top of Mahoney. Gage now climbs up top, AND COMES OFF WITH A FROG SPLASH AND CONNECTS WITH IT!!!! Gage moves Mahoney over and covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!! MAHONEY KICKS OUT!!!!! Gage starts nailing Mahoney with right hands and now HERE COMES JUSTICE PAIN!!!!! Pain slides in the ring and starts hammering away on Mahoney and now Pain goes over and grabs the barbed wire board and sets it up near the turnbuckle. Gage and Pain drag Mahoney over to the turnbuckle and now Pain picks Mahoney up, GAGE ON THE TURNBUCKLE, SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON THE BARBED WIRE BOARD!!!!!! Gage covers, 1…2…3!!!!!!

MR: WHAT!!!!!!

CW: GAGE IS GOING TO THE SEMI FINALS!!!!!

MR: THE H8 CLUB HAVE SCREWED BALLS MAHONEY!!!!!!

Rating: 66%

MR: Well we’ve only got 2 first round matches left… And this next one is going to be awesome.

CW: FANS BRING THE WEAPONS BABY!!!!

MR: And we’ve got some crazy fans in the crowd tonight, look at some of the stuff they’ve brought… I can see someone’s built themselves a table filled with number 2 pencils… There’s a barbed wire wiffle ball bat, another wiffle ball bat with thumbtacks… There’s a big stick with a water jug at the end of it, and can you believe this Clint, there’s someone that actually brought a blow up doll that’s strapped with light tubes…

CW: Whoever made that one has gotta be extreme…

MR: Either that or extremely perverted. But as I am told, DRH will NOT be putting his title on the line tonight… And how lucky he should be.

~CUZ I’M JUST A TEENAGE DIRT-BAG-BABY!!!!!~

(“Teenage Dirtbag” by Wheatus starts up and the fans cheer as Nate Webb makes his way down to the ring carrying two light tubes with him. He climbs on top of the apron, makes his way up the turnbuckle and then back flips into the ring as the music fades into “Memory Lane” by Merciless and out walks Dan Pandora to a mixed reaction carrying his glass baseball bat with him. Pandora walks down to the ring and then slides inside as the music fades)

~FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!!!!!! TIME MARCHES ON!!!!!~

(“For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica starts and the fans boo as Justice Pain makes his way down the aisle. Pain climbs inside the ring and looks on as the music fades into “Gimme Danger” by Iggy Pop, and the fans boo as DRH walks down to the ring carrying the World Heavyweight Title, and a shopping cart filled with a bunch of weapons. DRH makes it down to the ring and takes a few weapons and throws them inside, AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT JUSTICE PAIN RUNS AT NATE WEBB AND TAKES HIM OUT WITH A LARIAT!!!!!)

1st Round, Fans Bring The Weapons Match: Justice Pain vs. Nate Webb vs. DRH vs. Dan Pandora

Pain kicks Webb while he’s down and meanwhile Pandora runs up, AND DIVES OUT OF THE RING ON TOP OF DRH!!!!! In the ring Pain grabs a light tube, AND SMASHES IT OVER NATE WEBB!!!! Pain picks Webb up, OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! On the outside, Pandora grabs DRH and tosses him into the guardrail. Pandora grabs a wiffle ball bat with thumbtacks, AND CRACKS IT AGAINST DRH’S SKULL!!!! Pandora grabs DRH again AND TOSSES HIM HARD INTO THE SHOPPING CART!!!!! In the ring Pain picks Webb up and nails him with a few chops into the corner. Pain picks Webb up and sets him on top of the turnbuckle and goes after him, WEBB nails him in the face with a boot and comes off the top, BULLDOG FROM WEBB!!!!! Webb covers, 1…2, quick kick out from Pain. Pandora on the outside grabs that blow up doll of light tubes and sets it on the outside. Pandora grabs DRH and picks him up for a slam BUT DRH COUNTERS AND BACK BODY DROPS HIM ON THE LIGHT TUBE BLOW UP DOLL!!!!! Webb quickly grabs a wiffle ball bat with barbed wire around it and starts digging into the flesh of Justice Pain and now Pain is starting to bleed AND WEBB NAILS HIM OVER THE BACK WITH IT!!!!! Webb picks Pain up and nails a suplex and covers, 1…2… Pain kicks out. Pandora and DRH still fighting on the outside and now DRH has Pandora up and HE RAMS HIM INTO THE STEPS!!!!! DRH now picks up a barbed wire chair and runs up, AND DROPKICKS THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF PANDORA!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Back in the ring Nate Webb has himself a light tube AND BLASTS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF JUSTICE PAIN!!!! Pain is down and now Webb grabs a chair with light bulbs taped to it and climbs up the turnbuckle, BUT JUSTICE PAIN GETS BACK UP AND RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLE, AND NAILS A BACK SUPLEX ON WEBB OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! DRH slides back inside the ring now and picks up a stop sign, AND CLUBS PAIN OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! DRH covers Pain, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Pain gets the shoulder up at the last second and now DRH starts pounding away on him with closed fists. DRH now goes over to a bunch of weapons and picks up a staple gun. DRH walks over and takes Pain by the head, AND STAPLES HIM!!!!! Nate Webb runs at DRH, DRH kicks him in the gut, AND STAPLES WEBB AS WELL!!!!! DRH turns around, DAN PANDORA RUNS UP AND NAILS HIM WITH A BARBED WIRE BROOM HANDLE!!!!! DRH is down and now Pandora picks him up, DOUBLE ARM DDT!!!!! Pandora rolls him over and covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Pain is back up and grabs that stick with the water cooler, AND BLASTS IT ACROSS THE FACE OF PANDORA!!!!! Pandora is dazed and now Pain runs up, CHOP BLOCK!!!!! Pain gets back up and Nate Webb NAILS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A COOKIE SHEET!!!!! Webb grabs a boxing glove with thumbtacks on it and starts to put it on. Webb has the glove on and now Pandora gets to his feet, AND WEBB GOES FOR A PUNCH BUT PANDORA BLOCKS IT AND KICKS WEBB IN THE GUT, PICKS HIM UP, CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB, 1…2…3!!!!!

MR: Nate Webb is gone.

Pain is punching away at an open wound on DRH and DRH is bleeding and now Pandora grabs Pain AND LOCKS HIM IN A SLEEPER!!!!! Pandora is trying to make Pain go to sleep and now DRH picks up a barbed wire Singapore cane, AND NAILS PANDORA IN THE BACK WITH IT!!!! AND HE HITS HIM AGAIN!!!! DRH now takes the cane, AND STARTS CHOKING OUT PANDORA!!!!! Pandora finally lets go of Pain and now Pain slides outside the ring and grabs a skateboard with a few light tubes on it and slides back in the ring. DRH is up on his feet, AND PAIN NAILS HIM IN THE FACE WITH THE SKATEBOARD AND THE TUBES SHATTER!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Pain now covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Pain starts stomping away on DRH and now goes over and grabs a cheese grater, AND STARTS DIGGING IT INTO THE SKULL OF DRH!!!!! Pandora now grabs Justice Pain and NAILS HIM WITH A KEYBOARD!!!!! Pain covers Pandora, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Pandora kicks out at the last second. Pain now grabs a bunch of broken light tubes and sets them up. Pain now waiting for Pandora to get to his feet, BALLS MAHONEY JUST HIT THE RING WITH HIS CHAIR AND TURNS PAIN AROUND, AND NAILS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!!

MR: MAHONEY JUST NAILED PAIN WITH THE CHAIR, AND NOW HE HAS HIM UP, NUTCRACKER SUITE ON THE BROKEN GLASS!!!!!

~BALLS!!!! BALLS!!!!! BALLS!!!!!~

Mahoney grabs a limp DRH and has him cover Pain, 1…2…3, JUSTICE PAIN IS GONE!!!! DRH is now back up to his feet, BUT HE DOESN’T SEE DAN PANDORA OR HIS GLASS BAT, HE TURNS, AND PANDORA NAILS HIM IN THE STOMACH AND GLASS IS JUST STICKING TO DRH’S FLESH!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Pandora picks DRH up, AND NAILS HIM WITH A PILEDRIVER!!!! Pandora covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Pandora picks DRH up and shoots him to the corner. Pandora runs up, DRH KICKS HIM HARD in the face. DRH now grabs a light tube cactus, AND SHATTERS IT AGAINST THE SKULL OF PANDORA!!!!!! Pandora is rocked and now DRH picks him up, NAILDRIVER, 1….2…3 NO!!!!! PANDORA KICKS OUT!!!!! DRH can’t believe it and now he tosses Pandora out of the ring. DRH slides outside the ring and grabs some scissors AND STABS PANDORA WITH THEM!!!!! Pandora is bleeding profusely and now DRH grabs a table set up at ringside and sets it up. DRH now grabs Pandora and tosses him against the guardrail. DRH grabs that board of number 2 pencils and sets it up on the table. DRH turns around, AND PANDORA LEVELS HIM WITH A CHAIR!!!!! Pandora now picks DRH up, HE’S GOING FOR THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB BUT DRH COUNTERS IT!!!!! Pandora turns around and goes after DRH, DRH BACK BODY DROPS PANDORA THROUGH THE TABLE AND THE PENCILS!!!!!!! DRH drops down and covers, 1….2…3!!!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

CW: OUR WORLD CHAMPION IS IN THE SEMI FINALS!!!!!

MR: God I hate saying this, but I HOPE whoever wins our NEXT match beats his ass in the semi’s Clint.

Rating: 66%

CW: Speaking of the next match, I hope Hardcore Jay wins this one.

MR: Why’s that?

CW: Because I would LOVE to see DRH kick his ass AGAIN!!!!

MR: Right now the ring is being set up with light tubes… The ropes are going to be COMPLETELY COVERED with light tubes… And there will indeed be couple of log cabin light tubes.

CW: You know what else is going to kick ass Rether?

MR: What’s that?

CW: THE PLAYAS HAVE TO FIGHT EACH OTHER!!!!!

MR: Kinda sad, isn’t it.

~I WON’T BE IGNORED!!!!!!~

(“Faint” by Linkin Park starts up and the fans cheer as JC Bailey makes his way down to the ring. Bailey slides underneath the ropes and starts taking light tubes off as the music fades)

~BAD TO THE BONE!!!!!!!~

(“Bad To The Bone” by George Thorgood and the Destroyers starts up and the fans cheer as “Pitbull” Pete Hardy makes his way down to the ring. He slides inside the ring and gets the fans going as the music fades into “Schism” by Tool and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jones walks through the curtain. Jones makes his way down to the ring and climbs inside the ring and stares down Bailey and Hardy as the music fades)

~BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!!! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!!!!!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot starts up and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jay walks out through the curtain with his barbed wire chair holding it over his head. Jay walks down to the ring and slides underneath the ropes and JC Bailey waists no time in attacking him)

1st Round, Light Tube Madness: Pete Hardy vs. JC Bailey vs. Hardcore Jay vs. Hardcore Jones

Bailey starts hammering Jay with kicks to the back and now Hardcore Jones and Pete Hardy brawl around the ropes, AND PETE HARDY DRIVES JONES’ HEAD RIGHT INTO THE LIGHT TUBES!!!!! JC Bailey grabs a light tube, AND SMASHES IT AGAINST THE BACK OF JAY!!!! Bailey picks Jay up and tosses him to the corner. Bailey runs up, JAY elbows him in the head and now grabs 2 light tubes, AND SMASHES THEM AGAINST THE BACK OF BAILEY!!!!!! Jay grabs Bailey, AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH BAILEY BREAKING A FEW LIGHT TUBES ON THE WAY!!!!! Bailey falls to the outside bleeding from his side and picking out some broken glass on his side and now Jones tosses Hardy into Jay, AND JAY DROP TOE HOLDS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE LIGHT TUBES!!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Jay and Jones look at each other and high five and then grab Pete Hardy and set him up, DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!!!! On the outside JC Bailey goes under the ring and pulls out a table and sets it up on the outside. Bailey now grabs a few light tubes and slides back in the ring, AND BLASTS ONE AGAINST JONES AND THE OTHER ACROSS JAY’S BACK!!!!! Bailey now grabs Jones and slams him on the mat. Bailey now grabs a light tube and climbs up to the top rope, AND COMES OFF WITH THE BARDSTOWN JAM AND NAILS JONES WITH THE LIGHT TUBE!!!! Bailey with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!

MR: The Bardstown Jam CONNECTS but it’s not enough to finish off Jones. And Jones looks to be in some pain because of that light tube being broken in his face.

CW: And he’s bleeding from the forehead and so is just about everyone else within the first couple of minutes.

Pete Hardy gets back up to his feet and JC Bailey is hammering away on Jones and now Pete Hardy grabs him from behind, RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!! Pete Hardy now picks up a few light tubes, AND TOSSES THEM ON TOP OF BAILEY!!!!!! Hardy grabs him, SNAP SUPLEX ON THE LIGHT TUBES!!!!! Pete Hardy covers, 1…2… Bailey gets the shoulder up. Jay back to his feet now grabs a few light tubes and puts them down on the mat. Jay turns around and Pete Hardy kicks him in the gut and lifts him up in a suplex, BUT DROPS HIM INTO A POWERBOMB ON THE LIGHT TUBES!!!!! Hardy covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Jay kicks out at the last second. Jones is pounding away on Bailey and now he grabs a broken light tube, AND STARTS DIGGING INTO THE FOREHEAD OF BAILEY!!!!! Jones nails Bailey over the shoulder with a light tube and Bailey falls down to the mat and rolls out of the ring. Jones goes to follow, AND BAILEY SMASHES HIM WITH A FEW LIGHT TUBES ACROSS THE HEAD!!!! Jones topples down to the floor and Bailey covers, 1…2… JONES KICKS OUT!!!!! In the ring Hardy has just grabbed a log cabin light tube and sets it up. Pete Hardy now picks Jay up and Jay starts fighting back and now picks him up, HE’S GOING FOR THE LAST CALL BUT HARDY REVERSES IT!!!!! Jay turns around and Hardy nails him with a kick to the sternum, GOES FOR THE MAD DOG DROP BUT JAY COUNTERS AND BACK BODY DROPS HIM INTO THE LOG CABIN!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Jay drops down and covers Hardy, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! HARDY KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!!! On the outside Bailey just grabbed the barbed wire chair, AND NAILS JONES OVER THE BACK WITH IT!!!!! Jones topples into the table with the log cabin and Bailey goes after Jones, BUT JONES GRABS THE LOG CABIN AND THROWS IT AT BAILEY AND IT SHATTERS INSTANTLY!!!!! Bailey is blinded by the glass and now Jones kicks him in the gut and lifts him up, POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE, 1…2…3!!!!!

MR: AND BAILEY IS GONE!!!!!

Back in the ring Pete Hardy has just nailed Jay with a light tube across the back, AND NOW NAILS HIM WITH A SNAP DDT!!!!! Hardy covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!! JAY KICKED OUT!!!!! On the outside Hardcore Jones has just grabbed another log cabin and has placed it in the ring, AND HE’S GOT ANOTHER ONE AND PUTS IT INSIDE!!!!! Hardcore Jones now slides inside the ring and now Pete Hardy runs up, AND GIVES HIM A LARIAT INTO THE LIGHT TUBES!!!!! Pete Hardy now grabs a light tube and wraps Jones up, RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP AND HE BREAKS THE LIGHT TUBE IN HIS FACE!!!!! Hardy covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Hardcore Jay is getting back to his feet and now Pete Hardy is stomping away at Jones and now Jay turns him around and starts nailing him with right hands and backs him into the corner. Jay now runs up, GOES FOR A SPLASH BUT HARDY MOVES!!!! Jay collides with the corner and now Pete Hardy kicks him in the gut, MAD DOG DROP (Cradle Piledriver) ON HARDCORE JAY!!!!! Hardy covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!! JAY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Hardy gets back up and grabs Jay by the legs, AND HE’S GOING FOR THE LEASH HOLD (Texas Cloverleaf) AND HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN!!!!! Hardy is trying to make Jay tap out, BUT WAIT A MINUTE, JONES JUST GRABBED A LIGHT TUBE, AND SHATTERS IT ACROSS THE HEAD OF PETE HARDY!!!!! Hardy lets go of the hold and Jones has him set up, HANGMAN’S DDT!!!!! HE HIT THE HANGMAN’S DDT!!!!! Jones covers him, 1…2…3!!!!!!

MR: PETE HARDY IS GONE!!!!!!

CW: AND THAT MEANS WE’RE FINALLY GOING TO SEE THE PLAYAS FIGHT EACH OTHER!!!!!!

(Jones is celebrating beating Pete Hardy and now turns around to see Hardcore Jay staring at him. Both of them look at each other with concerned looks and then Hardcore Jay grabs a microphone)

Hardcore Jay: Jones… Come on man… We’ve been through a lot so far here in Pro Wrestling KING… First time Tag Team Champions, all that shit… We said from the beginning… If this thing were to happen between us, which it looks like it’s going to… Friendship aside… One of us has to win this thing… No matter what happens… What do ya say we give these fans a fucking BLOODBATH!!!!!!

(Jones smiles and takes the microphone from Hardcore Jay)

Hardcore Jones: MAY THE BEST SON OF A BITCH WIN!!!!!

(Jones tosses down the microphone and the two of them shake hands and now lock up)

Jay and Jones are striving for position but neither can get an advantage but now Jones kicks Jay in the gut and NAILS A SNAP SUPLEX!!!!!! Jones gets up and runs to the ropes, COMES BACK WITH A LEG DROP!!!!! Jones now grabs a light tube and SMASHES IT ACROSS JAY’S BACK!!!!! Jones rolls Jay over and covers, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!! Jones picks Jay up and sends him to the ropes and Jay breaks a couple of light tubes on the way. Jones now runs up, JAY CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW!!!!! Jay now grabs a few light tubes and runs at Jones, AND NAILS HIM OVER THE HEAD!!!!! Jones is dazed and now Jay picks Jones up, LAST CALL (DVD/Reverse DDT) ON JONES!!!!! Both men are down and now Jay finally makes the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! JONES GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Hardcore Jay can’t believe it and now he’s setting up the log cabins. Jay sets one on top of the other and now picks Jones up and Jones starts to nail him with right hands. Jones grabs Jay and tosses him to the turnbuckle. Jones runs up GOES FOR A SPEAR BUT JAY MOVES AND JONES GOES INTO THE STEEL!!!!! Jay now grabs a light tube, AND SMASHES IT ACROSS THE BACK OF JONES!!!!! Jay now picks Jones up and perches him on top of the turnbuckle and JAY BLASTS HIM WITH A LIGHT TUBE FOR GOOD MEASURE!!!! Jay now gets up on the turnbuckle and grabs Jones, SUPERPLEX OFF THE TURNBUCKLE THROUGH THE LOG CABINS!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

The referee goes to clear away the broken glass, AND JAY’S COVERED JONES, 1…2…3!!!! HARDCORE JAY WINS THIS THING AND IS MOVING ONTO THE SEMI FINALS!!!!!!

MR: HARDCORE JAY HAS WON THIS THING, AND IS MOVING ONTO THE SEMI FINALS!!!!

CW: HE’S GOTTA FIGHT DRH AGAIN!!!!!

MR: Who are the 2 men that will be moving onto the finals of this tournament? It’s either Nick Gage or Raven, and it’s either DRH or Hardcore Jay, WE’LL FIND OUT NEXT!!!!!

Rating: 81%

CW: And look at this Rether, the ring crew is just leaving the left over light tubes.

MR: Well it’s gonna be another fans bring the weapons match so I guess leaving the light tubes is a good idea… But now look at these weapons we’ve got in the ring, THERE’S A BIG STICK WITH BLOODY TAMPONS AT THE END OF EM!!!!!

CW: That’s disgusting.

MR: There’s a barbed wire trash can with thumbtacks glued all around it and god knows there’s a lot inside. There’s a cactus, a crutch with nails taped around it, there’s a “hardcore” basket… AN X-BOX 360!!!!

CW: WHO THE HELL WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO BRING THAT HERE!?!?!?!

MR: Who cares, LET’S GET THIS THING ON THE ROAD!!!!

~FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!!!!! TIME MARCHES ON!!!!!~

(“For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica starts up and the fans boo as Nick Gage walks down the aisle carrying a chair, a bowling ball bag, and some barbed wire around his neck. Gage gets to the ring and tosses the barbed wire, bowling ball, and chair in the ring and slides inside as the music fades)

~YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPERATED!!!!!~

(“Come Out And Play” by The Offspring starts up and the fans boo as Raven makes his way down to the ring but now Nick Gage slides out of the ring and goes after Raven)

Semi Finals, Fans Bring The Weapons: Nick Gage vs. Raven

Gage starts hammering away on Raven and now tosses Raven into the guardrail. Gage runs up, AND CLOTHESLINES RAVEN OVER THE GUARDRAIL INTO THE FANS!!!! Gage climbs over the guardrail AND NAILS RAVEN OVER THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR!!!! Raven now starts crawling on the ground and Gage is following him. Gage now picks Raven up and punches him in the head and Raven heads over to the ring area and climbs over the guardrail. Gage starts climbing over the guardrail AND RAVEN BLASTS GAGE OVER THE HEAD WITH A PICTURE FRAME AND GLASS SHATTERS!!!!!! Gage topples over and hits the floor and Raven covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! Raven picks Gage up and shoves him into the steel turnbuckle. Raven now grabs a broom with barbed wire on the bristles AND STARTS HITTING GAGE!!!!! Gage’s shirt is getting ripped off and now Raven takes the broom AND BREAKS IT OVER GAGE’S BACK!!!!! Raven picks Gage up and slides him inside the ring. Raven now takes a table out from under the ring and sets it up on the outside. Raven slides back in the ring and GAGE NAILS RAVEN OVER THE HEAD WITH A THUMBTACK RUBBER CHICKEN!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

MR: OUCH!!!!!

CW: HAHA, WHO SAID RUBBER CHICKENS AREN’T FUNNY!!!!

Gage grabs himself a light tube now and puts it against the forehead of Raven, AND HEABUTTS HIM AND THE GLASS SHATTERS INTO RAVEN’S FLESH!!!!! Raven’s forehead is busted open again and now Gage picks Raven up, PILEDRIVER!!!!! Gage covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! Gage picks Raven back up and tosses him to the corner where there’s a big screen television and Raven hits hard. Gage runs up, AND RAVEN FIRES OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!! Gage is down and Raven starts pounding him with right hands and now Gage’s forehead is busted open. Gage now gets up and does the “who’s the man” and the fans cheer. Gage now grabs a few light tubes and sets them up on the mat and kicks over a few pieces of broken glass. Gage now picks Raven up and sets him up, URANAGE ON THE GLASS LIGHT TUBES!!!!! Gage covers up again, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Gage rolls to the outside and now folds up the ladder and puts it in the ring. Gage climbs back inside and puts the ladder against the turnbuckle and now shoots Raven into the corner but Raven counters and sends Gage, Gage stops dead in his tracks and turns around, RAVEN RUNS AFTER HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT GAGE DUCKS!!!!! Raven turns around, AND GAGE GIVES HIM A SPINEBUSTER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Gage with the cover now, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! RAVEN KICKS OUT!!!!! Gage can’t believe it and now goes back to work on Raven. Gage picks up a piece of the table, AND SMASHES IT ACROSS THE HEAD OF RAVEN!!!! Gage now grabs the big stick of bloody tampons, AND STARTS BEATING RAVEN WITH IT, AND NOW HE TAKES A TAMPON AND SHOVES IT DOWN RAVEN’S THROAT!!!!!

MR: AH THAT’S NASTY!!!!!

Gage picks Raven up and chops him into the ropes. Gage whips Raven to the ropes and now Raven bounces back and ducks a clothesline from Gage, AND NAILS A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!! Raven gets back up and grabs a light tube, AND SMACKS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF GAGE!!!!! Raven now grabs the trash can AND NAILS GAGE IN THE BACK WITH IT AND THE THUMBTACKS ARE STICKING INTO HIS BACK!!!!!! Raven now dumps the thumbtacks onto Nick Gage and now Raven STOMPS GAGES FACE INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Gage is a bloody mess and now Raven picks him up, PILEDRIVER ON TOP OF THE THUMBTACKS!!!!! Raven covers, 1…2… GAGE KICKS OUT!!!!! Raven now picks up Gage and shoves him into the corner. Raven now picks up the chair and sets it up. Raven now runs up, GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT GAGE BOOTS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Raven turns around, AND GAGE BULLDOGS RAVEN ON THE CHAIR FACE FIRST!!!!! GAGE COVERS, 1….2…3 NO!!!! RAVEN GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Gage is pissed and now he picks up the crutch, AND BREAKS IT OVER HIS BACK!!!!! Raven is in pain and now Gage pulls Raven into the corner and now runs to the ropes and comes back, FACEWASH!!!!!! FACEWASH ON RAVEN!!!!! Gage pulls Raven out of the corner and covers, 1….2….3 NO!!!!! RAVEN KICKS OUT!!!!!

MR: RAVEN KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!

CW: Raven is a fighter, and he’s taking an ass kicking tonight at the hands of Nick Gage.

Nick Gage grabs that X-Box 360, AND HE’S GOING TO HIT RAVEN WITH IT BUT RAVEN BLOCKS IT AND LOW BLOWS GAGE!!!!! Gage topples over and now looks up, AND RAVEN NAILS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE X-BOX!!!!! Gage can barely stand up and now Raven is putting the fists to him. Raven now goes to the corner and takes out the big screen and puts it in the center of the ring. Raven picks Gage up and tosses him against the turnbuckle. Raven now runs up, AND SPLASHES GAGE WITH THE CHAIR!!!!! Gage topples over and falls in the corner. Now Raven grabs a few light tubes and places them in between his legs, AND HE’S GOT THE BOWLING BALL!!!!!! Raven sets him up, AND ROLLS THE BALL IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS AND IT SHATTERS THE LIGHT TUBES AND PROBABLY SOME OTHER THINGS!!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

MR: GOOD GOD!!!!!

CW: Well, if Gage wanted kids, IT’S TOO LATE NOW!!!!!

Raven grabs the strand of barbed wire that Gage brought out earlier and now he unravels it AND STARTS WHIPPING GAGE WITH IT!!!!! GAGE IS TRYING TO GET AWAY BUT RAVEN KEEPS WHIPPING HIM!!!!! Gage moves over to the cactus and holds it up as Raven whips him, AND IT STICKS TO THE CACTUS, AND GAGE RUNS UP AND NAILS RAVEN IN THE FACE WITH IT!!!!! Raven falls and Gage covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Gage can’t believe it and now he’s setting that big screen up for something. Gage now takes the chair and opens it up. He brings Raven over to the chair and now Gage is standing on top of the chair and he wraps Raven up, HE’S GONNA ATTEMPT SOMETHING BUT RAVEN LOW BLOWS GAGE!!!!! Gage topples over, Raven wraps him up, RAVEN EFFECT OFF THE CHAIR THROUGH THE BIG SCREEN!!!!! THE BIG SCREEN HAS BEEN SHATTERED FROM NICK GAGE’S SKULL, RAVEN WITH THE COVER, 1….2….3!!!!!!

MR: RAVEN’S GOING TO THE FINALS!!!!!

Rating: 67%

MR: IT’S GOING TO BE RAVEN AGAINST EITHER DRH OR HARDCORE JAY!!!!!!

CW: This has GOTTA BE the biggest if not the STRONGEST win for the Church Of The Macabre.

MR: And now that the ring has been cleared of everything, that noose has been strung up above the ring, IT’S TIME FOR THE FINAL MATCH OF THE SEMI FINALS!!!!!

~BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!!!!!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot starts and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jay makes his way down to the ring carrying a microphone. Jay slides inside the ring and is still somewhat bloody from his previous match. Jay gets in the middle of the ring and grabs the noose that’s laying in the ring right now and as the music fades, he speaks)

Hardcore Jay: YO!!!!!

(The fans cheer)

Hardcore Jay: Ever since I saw DRH win his match earlier in the night, there was NOTHING more that I wanted, than to win my match, and be the one that SENDS DRH’S ASS HOME WITH NOTHING!!!!! And that’s what I’m bout to fucking do… HELTON!!!!! GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OUT HERE SO I CAN FUCKING KICK IT!!!!!

(The fans cheer as Jay drops the microphone and stares at the entrance ramp. “Gimme Danger” by Iggy Pop and the Stooges starts up and the fans boo but nobody comes out)

MR: Well nothing’s going on, I don’t see DRH behind the cur- GOOD GOD HE’S IN THE RING WITH A CHAIR!!!!! AND HE BLASTS JAY OVER THE BACK WITH IT!!!!!

CW: Wait, DRH isn’t done, HE NAILS JAY WITH THE BURNING HAMMER!!!!!

MR: This isn’t good, this is not good, HE’S GOT THE NOOSE AROUND JAY, AND HE’S STRINGING HIM UP!!!!! NO!!!!! DAMNIT NO!!!!

CW: IT’S OVER RETHER, DRH IS GOING TO THE FINALS TO FACE RAVEN!!!!!

MR: AND WE NEED SOMEBODY TO GET DOWN HERE NOW TO STOP DRH FROM KILLING HARDCORE JAY, HE’S JUST LEAVING HIM UP THERE TO DIE!!!!!

Rating: 99%

MR: Coming up now folks, it’s a 20 man ultraviolent battle royal. 2 men will start, every other minute another wrestler will enter, the only way to win is to throw your opponents OVER the top and they MUST hit the floor. LET’S GO TO THE RING!!!!!

(Music comes on and the fans cheer as Jon Dahmer makes his way down to the ring with a barbed wire bat in one hand and a trash can in the other. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready and then the fans give a mixed reaction as Austin Lee makes his way down to the ring carrying a couple of light tubes. Austin Lee gets inside the ring and the music fades)

Ultraviolent 20 Man Battle Royal

Dahmer and Lee start circling each other and Dahmer sticks a hand out AND LEE SMACKS HIS HAND WITH A LIGHT TUBE!!!! Dahmer shakes it off AND LEE SWINGS THE LIGHT TUBE AGAIN BUT DAHMER DUCKS!!!!! Lee turns around and Dahmer kicks him in the gut, AND SHATTERS THE LIGHT TUBE OVER HIS BACK!!!!! Dahmer now grabs the barbed wire bat and starts DIGGING the barbed wire into his forehead. Dahmer lets go of the bat and now starts hammering him with forearms. Dahmer now grabs the trash can and stuffs Lee inside and now Lee is standing with the trash can on himself, Dahmer to the ropes, AND DAHMER YAKUZA KICKS THE TRASH CAN!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHI

[HardcoreJay]

SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

The trash can comes off and Lee is bleeding. Dahmer now picks Lee up and shoots him to the ropes, Lee comes back and Dahmer ducks, LEE GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND NAILS A SWINGING DDT!!!! Dahmer rolls to his feet and is at the ropes and now Lee runs up AND DAHMER PICKS HIM UP OVER THE TOP but Lee lands on the apron. Dahmer punches but Lee blocks it and SLAPS him hard in the face. Lee now leaps on the turnbuckle AND COMES OFF WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK!!!!!

3….2…1…. BZZZZ

(“Nitro” by Dick Dale starts up and the fans boo as Bud makes his way down the aisle with a board of barbed wire and slides it inside the ring. Bud now goes under the ring AND HE PULLS OUT A LADDER!!!!!)

Bud puts the ladder in the ring and now climbs inside but Lee starts hammering him with right hands. Lee whips Bud to the ropes, Bud comes back and ducks under a clothesline and wraps him up from behind, BACK SUPLEX NO HE SITS OUT WITH A REVERSE POWERBOMB!!!! Bud gets back up and grabs that barbed wire bat and now turns around, AND NAILS DAHMER IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Dahmer is down and now Bud grabs his leg AND LOCKS ON AN STF AND HE’S USING THE BAT FOR LEVERAGE!!!!!

MR: WHAT A COMBINATION!!!!!

Lee’s getting back up and now grabs that barbed wire board, AND TOSSES IT ON TOP OF DAHMER AND BUD!!!!! Lee now goes to the outside AND HITS A SPRINGBOARD SPLASH ON TOP OF IT!!!! Lee now takes off the board and the barbed wire is sticking to Bud’s flesh, AND LEE RIPS IT OFF AND BUD’S ARM IS SQUIRTING BLOOD WITHIN SECONDS!!!!! Lee starts kicking the wound and now picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Lee runs up and Bud elbows him in the head. Bud now grabs Lee, AND NAILS AN EXPLODER IN THE CORNER!!!!!

3….2…1…. BZZZZ

(Music starts up and out walks Suicide carrying a pizza cutter around his neck and holding a staple gun in one hand and a HUGE light tube bat)

Suicide puts the light tubes on the apron and now slides inside the ring Dahmer is getting to his feet AND SUICIDE GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND STARTS CUTTING HIM ON HIS FOREHEAD!!!!! DAHMER IS SLICED OPEN BY THE PIZZA CUTTER!!!!! Bud is back up and he goes over and grabs the ladder and NAILS SUICIDE IN THE HEAD!!!!! Bud sets the ladder in the corner and now Bud grabs the bag of thumbtacks and starts dumping them out on the mat. Lee is getting back to his feet and now Bud nails Lee with a few right hands. Bud now takes Lee and shoots him to the ropes, Lee comes back, and Bud picks him up in a DVD, AND TWISTS HIM AROUND AND NAILS A SIT OUT REVERSE POWERBOMB ON THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

MR: HE CALLS THAT “THIS BUD’S FOR YOU!!!!!!”

CW: GOOD GOD WHAT A MOVE!!!!

Lee is in some pain after that one as the thumbtacks are being picked out of him and now Suicide has just grabbed the big stack of light tubes AND HE NAILS BUD IN THE BACK WITH THEM!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Bud’s back is ripped to shreds and now Suicide picks him up, DEGENERATE DRIVER!!!!!! HE NAILS THE DEGENERATE DRIVER ON BUD!!!! Dahmer back to his feet he’s got the staple gun, AND STAPLES SUICIDE IN THE FOREHEAD!!!!!

3….2…1…. BZZZZ

(Music starts up and the fans cheer as Mr. Pogo makes his way down to the ring carrying a sickle in his right hand. Pogo gets down to the ring and slides inside)

Pogo is inside the ring AND NOW DAHMER TRIES TO NAIL HIM WITH THE STAPLE GUN BUT POGO IS BLOCKING IT, AND HE TAKES HIS SICKLE AND STARTS CUTTING DAHMER’S ARM!!!!! Dahmer screams and now Pogo gives him a lariat. Bud grabs Suicide and now shoots him to the corner. Bud runs up, Suicide nails him with a forearm and now grabs him from behind, AND NAILS A BACK SUPLEX ON THE THUMBTACKS!!!!! Austin Lee now runs up, AND NAILS A BULLDOG ON SUICIDE INTO THE TACKS!!!!! Pogo is trying to get Dahmer out of the ring and now Lee is helping out as well. Dahmer is almost out of the ring but he starts fighting back and gets the upper hand, AND NAILS LEE with a chop AND HEADBUTTS POGO!!!!! Dahmer now grabs Lee, AND HE TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING TO THE FLOOR!!!!!!

MR: AND AUSTIN LEE IS THE FIRST TO GO!!!!!

Dahmer keeps on nailing Pogo with right hands and now Suicide joins in and hammers away on Pogo as well. Bud grabs the board of barbed wire and sets it up in the corner. Bud now goes and nails Suicide in the back and now shoots him into the ladder but Suicide stops in his tracks, Suicide turns around, HERE COMES BUD, AND SUICIDE NAILS AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX INTO THE LADDER!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

3….2…1…. BZZZZ

~WE WILL FIGHT THE HEATHENS, WE WILL FIGHT THE HEATHENS!!!!~

(“War” by System Of A Down starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as The Arsenal makes his way down the aisle with a shopping cart filled with light tubes, and other weapons)

Arsenal slides inside the ring and has a few light tubes AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT HE NAILS DAHMER OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Pogo runs up, AND ARSENAL NAILS HIM WITH A LIGHT TUBE AS WELL!!!!! Pogo is down and Arsenal starts kicking away at Pogo. Bud slides outside the ring and grabs a few light tubes and puts them inside the ring. Bud slides back in and takes a light tube now AND NAILS DAHMER IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Bud grabs Dahmer and tries to take him over the top but Dahmer is holding on. Suicide slides outside the ring now and goes underneath the ring and pulls a table out and sets it up. Suicide climbs back in the ring and goes after Arsenal. Suicide picks up Arsenal, AND POWERBOMBS HIM ON THE LIGHT TUBES!!!!! Pogo grabs his sickle now and starts CUTTING BUD!!!! Bud bleeding from his forehead as that cut is deep and now Pogo whips Bud to the ropes. Bud comes back and ducks under a clothesline from Pogo, BUT DAHMER IS THERE AND HE PICKS BUD UP OVER HIS HEAD AND GOES TO THROW HIM OUT BUT BUD HANGS ONTO THE TOP ROPE AND ESCAPES ELIMINATION!!!!! Dahmer turns around, AND POGO NAILS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Arsenal gets back to his feet and Bud is nailing him with right hands. Bud now puts Arsenal on top of the ladder and now Bud goes out to the apron, AND HITS A SLINGSHOT FLIP LEG DROP ON TOP OF HIM!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Arsenal rolls off the ladder and rolls to the outside and Bud follows him. Bud on the outside takes Arsenal AND SHOVES HIM against the steps. Back in the ring Dahmer is hammering away on Pogo and now Suicide grabs Dahmer and shoots him to the turnbuckle AND DAHMER HITS WITH THE BARBED WIRE STICKING INTO HIS BACK!!!! Suicide now grabs Pogo and starts BITING HIS OPEN WOUND!!!! Suicide keeps biting Pogo AND NOW POGO NAILS HIM WITH A COUPLE HEADBUTTS!!!!! On the outside Arsenal is pounding away on Bud and now Arsenal grabs a light tube from the shopping cart, AND BLASTS IT OVER BUDS HEAD!!!!!!

3….2…1…. BZZZZ

(Music begins to play and the fans give a mixed reaction as Havoc makes his way down to the ring. He stops about half way and then turns around and motions to the back and out come a couple of security guards carrying three stacks of log cabin light tubes)

Havoc orders the security guard to place a log cabin on top of the table and now they set the other two by the ring. Havoc goes over and starts nailing Arsenal with right hands and now he tosses Arsenal back inside the ring. Havoc climbs inside the ring and POGO NAILS HAVOC WITH THE BARBED WIRE BAT!!!!! Dahmer grabs Arsenal and picks him up, AND NAILS THE MOVE OF 1000 MANIACS ON TOP OF THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!! Arsenal is down and out. Dahmer now gets back to his feet AND POGO LOCKS IN A SLEEPER, AND DROPS HIM DOWN ON TOP OF THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!! Havoc picks Pogo up and hammers him into the corner and whips him over to the far side. Havoc grabs the barbed wire board and sets it up on the center of the ring. Bud is inside the ring now and runs up, HAVOC GRABS HIM AND NAILS A TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM ONTO THE BARBED WIRE!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Dahmer is back up and now he’s trying to eliminate Suicide. Arsenal is back up and he’s just grabbed a few thumbtacks, AND TOSSES THEM INTO THE FACE OF POGO!!!!! Arsenal starts to try and eliminate Pogo but Pogo starts fighting back. Suicide starts coming and fighting back against Dahmer and now HE RAKES Dahmer in the eye. Suicide now grabs the barbed wire bat and DIGS IT INTO HIS HEAD!!!!!

3….2…1…. BZZZZ

~I’M A HUSTLA, I’M A, I’M A HUSTLA!!!!!~

(“I’m A Hustla” by Cassidy feat. Jay-Z starts up and the fans cheer as Ruckus AND Sabian make their way down to the ring)

MR: What the hell is this? THE BLACKOUT are here, and they’re BOTH the next entrant?

CW: They just don’t GIVE A DAMN RETHER!!!!!

Ruckus and Sabian hit the ring and immediately go after Dahmer. Ruckus and Sabian toss Dahmer to the ropes, Dahmer comes back, AND THE BLACKOUT TOSS HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!

MR: So long Dahmer.

Bud has just slid out to the floor and he grabs three chairs and tosses them inside the ring. Bud starts to get back inside the ring, AND RUCKUS GRABS THE CHAIR AND NAILS HIM WITH A DROPKICK TO THE HEAD!!!!! Suicide picks Pogo up and it trying to eliminate him and now Sabian comes over and starts to help him out. Arsenal reaches out of the ring and grabs a light tube AND SMACKS IT ACROSS THE BACK OF RUCKUS!!!!! Ruckus is hurt and now Arsenal picks him up, AND HITS THE WRIST CLUTCH FISHERMANS BUSTER ON THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!! Bud is back up and now Arsenal grabs him and tosses him to the ropes but Bud reverses and sends Arsenal. Arsenal stops at the ropes AND BUD misses a dropkick. Arsenal now showboats a little bit and picks Bud back up and takes him to the ropes and tries to eliminate him, BUT BUD GRABS HIM AND NAILS THE AGGRO PLEX (Head And Arm Suplex) AND SENDS ARSENAL OUT OF THE RING AND THROUGH THE TABLE WITH THE LOG CABIN LIGHT TUBES!!!!!

MR: ARSENAL IS GONE!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

3….2…1…. BZZZZ

~GET UP, GET UP, DROP THE BOMBSHELL!!!!!!~

(“Bombshell” by PM5K starts up and the fans cheer as Spike, Bubba, and D-Von Dudley walk down to the ring with D-Von and Bubba carrying a table with Spike sitting on top of it)

CW: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?! 3 IS JUST TOO MUCH!!!!!

MR: THEY JUST DON’T GIVE A DAMN CLINT!!!!!

The Dudley’s walk down to the ring and Spike is standing on the table now, AND DIVES INSIDE THE RING RIGHT INTO HAVOC BUT HAVOC CATCHES HIM AND TOSSES SPIKE OUT OF THE RING AND SPIKE LANDS INSIDE OF THE SHOPPING CART!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

MR: SOMEBODY CALL A DAMN DOCTOR!!!!! Oh my god Clint, Spike could be seriously injured. He just fell right into the shopping cart that was filled with all of those light tubes and god knows what else.

Bubba Ray and D-Von make sure Spike’s alright and now they look at each other and slide inside the ring, AND QUICKLY START NAILING EVERYBODY THAT’S IN THEIR PATH!!!!! Bubba starts nailing Pogo with right hands and takes him down with a scoop slam. D-Von nails Suicide with a flying forearm. Ruckus and Sabian are working over Bud. Sabian turns around AND BUBBA PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS A SAMOAN DROP ON THE THUMBTACKS!!!!! Ruckus now runs after Bubba but Bubba tosses him into D-Von AND RUCKUS ducks a clothesline from D-Von, AND HITS A HANDSPRING TWIST KICK TO THE FACE!!!!! Ruckus starts getting back up but Bubba grabs him, AND NAILS HIM WITH AN ACE CRUSHER!!!!

3….2…1…. BZZZZ

(“Fallen” by hed(PE) starts up and the fans cheer as Ares makes his way down to the ring)

Ares quickly jumps on the apron, AND LEAPS INSIDE THE RING AND NAILS RUCKUS WITH A SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!!!!! Ares gets back to his feet and now Pogo runs up with a staple gun AND NAILS ARES IN THE SKULL!!!!! Ares falls into the ropes and now Bubba runs up AND CLOTHESLINE’S ARES OVER THE TOP BUT ARES SKINS THE CAT AND GETS BACK IN THE RING!!!! Pogo has D-Von now and he’s trying to eliminate him, BUT BUBBA RUNS UP AND LIFTS POGO UP AND OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!

MR: POGO’S GONE!!!!!

Bud now has Sabian and is pounding him into the ropes. Bud now whips Sabian to the other side, Sabian comes back and ducks under a clothesline from Bud and now quickly NAILS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK AND BUD FALLS INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!! D-Von and Bubba now set up two chairs in the middle of the ring and now they’ve got that barbed wire board and they set that up with the chairs. Ruckus nails Ares with a few kicks to the chest and now turns around, D-VON PICKS HIM UP, DUDLEY DEATH DROP THROUGH THE BARBED WIRE TABLE!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

D-Von gets to his feet and starts taunting Ruckus BUT BUD GRABS D-VON AND TOSSES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!

3….2…1…. BZZZZ

(“I’m Afraid Of Americans” by David Bowie starts up and the fans boo as Nikita Sputnik makes his way down to the ring)

Sputnik climbs inside the ring and Suicide goes after him with a right hand BUT SPUTNIK GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT AND CHOKESLAMS HIM OUT TO THE FLOOR AND HE GOES THROUGH ONE OF THE LOG CABIN LIGHT TUBES!!!!!! Havoc is working over Ares and now picks up the staple gun, AND STAPLES ARES’ FOREHEAD!!!!! Sputnik is working over Bubba Ray and now Bud goes to help him out. Sabian and Ruckus quickly grab Ares and tries to eliminate him but Ares starts fighting back, AND HE NAILS THE HATE KICK ON SABIAN AND SABIAN GOES UP AND OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!

MR: One of the Blackout is gone.

Ares turns around, AND SPUTNIK CLOBBERS HIM WITH A LARIAT!!!!! Havoc is beating down on Bubba Ray and now Havoc picks him up, AND NAILS THE TOTAL CHAOS!!!! Havoc is getting back to his feet, AND SPUTNIK GRABS HIM AND TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING!!!!!

3….2…1…. BZZZZ

~DON’T FUCK WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!~

(“Paint It Black” by The Rolling Stones starts up and the fans boo as Jonas Testament and John Bay make their way down the aisle with Bay carrying a flaming baseball bat)

MR: GOOD GOD HE’S GOT A FLAMING BASEBALL BAT IN HIS HANDS!!!!!

Bay climbs inside the ring, AND HE GOES RIGHT AFTER RUCKUS AND RUCKUS DIVES OUT OF THE RING ELIMINATING HIMSELF!!!!! Bay with the flaming bat now runs up AND NAILS BUBBA RAY WITH IT AND BUBBA CATCHES FIRE!!!!! BUBBA IS ON FIRE AND TESTAMENT TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING AND BUBBA’S GONE!!!!!

MR: And thank god Bubba Ray put the fire out… He could’ve been badly injured.

Bay finally tosses the bat out of the ring and now Testament and Sputnik are going at each other. Bay quickly grabs Ares and tries to eliminate him, and meanwhile Bud is on the outside and he’s just grabbed that last log cabin light tube and brings it inside the ring. Bud waits for his opportunity, AND TOSSES IT RIGHT INTO THE BACK OF NIKITA SPUTNIK!!!!! Sputnik’s back starts bleeding completely and now Bud goes to eliminate him but he can’t make it over the top, AND WAIT A SECOND, CHRIS HERO JUST HIT THE RING!!!! CHRIS HERO HITS THE RING AND HELPS BUD ELIMINATE SPUTNIK!!!!!

CW: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?! HE CAN’T DO THAT!!!!!!

MR: BUT HE DID!!!!!

3….2…1…. BZZZZ

~YOU AIN’T READY, YOU AIN’T READY!!!!!~

(“You Ain’t Ready” by 50 Cent starts up and the fans cheer as Homicide runs down to the ring)

Homicide hits the ring quickly, AND HE CLOTHESLINE BOTH BUD AND CHRIS HERO OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!

MR: AND HOMICIDE QUICKLY eliminates Bud and Chris Hero WHO WASN’T EVEN IN THE MATCH!!!!

On the outside Hero and Sputnik are brawling around the ring and go into the fans. Back inside, Bay and Testament are dominating Ares and Homicide. Bay whips Homicide into the ropes, Homicide comes back and ducks a clothesline from Bay, Bay turns around, HOMICIDE NAILS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR!!!!! Testament grabs Ares and now holds him up in a choke hold AND HOMICIDE CRACKS TESTAMENT OVER THE BACK WITH THE CHAIR!!!!! Testament drops Ares, AND ARES NAILS HIM WITH A DDT INTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!!

3….2…1…. BZZZZ

(Music hits and Shadow WX makes his way down to the ring)

Shadow WX hits the ring and takes Bay down with a hard chop to the throat. WX picks up a light tube, AND SHATTERS IT OVER THE HEAD OF HOMICIDE!!!!! WX picks Homicide up and tries to send him over the top but Homicide is blocking him. Testament is getting back up to his feet, ARES COMES OFF WITH THE HATE KICK BUT TESTAMENT COUNTERS AND PICKS HIM UP, POWERBOMB ONTO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Testament picks Ares back up AND HE TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP BUT ARES LANDS ON THE APRON!!!! Testament goes for a right hand but Ares blocks it forearms him in the face a few times. Ares runs up the turnbuckle, LEAPS OFF AND NAILS A SWINGING DDT!!!!! WX is getting nailed by headbutts from Homicide. Homicide now grabs the barbed wire bat, AND STARTS DIGGING IT INTO HIS FLESH!!!!! John Bay picks up a light tube now AND NAILS HOMICIDE OVER THE HEAD!!!! Bay grabs Homicide, AND HE NAILS THE WAKE UP CALL (Sitout Piledriver) ON A CHAIR!!!!!

3….2…1…. BZZZZ

(Music starts to play and out walks X-Treme and Ragin Dawg. Dawg and X-Treme throw rock paper scissors to see who’s going last and X-Treme loses BUT STARTS BRAWLING WITH HIM)

Back in the ring Bay picks Homicide up and starts nailing him with right hands and now tries to take him over the top rope. Ares starts nailing WX but WX is overpowering him, AND HE NAILS HIM WITH A SCOOP SLAM ON TOP OF THE BARBED WIRE!!!!! WX turns around, AND TESTAMENT NAILS HIM WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE AND WX GETS SENT OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! X-Treme and Ragin Dawg are finally in the ring and they’re still taking it to each other, AND DAWG NAILS X-TREME WITH A POWERSLAM ON TOP FO THE THUMBTACKS!!!!! Dawg starts showboating, AND HOMICIDE SCOOPS HIM UP, COP KILLA!!!!! COP KILLA ON DAWG!!!!! Homicide quickly picks him up, AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!

MR: WE’RE DOWN TO FIVE!!!!!

Ares and X-Treme are working over Testament but John Bay comes in and saves Testament from getting tossed out. Bay starts hammering away on X-Treme and X-Treme gets sent to the ropes. X-Treme comes back and ducks a clothesline from Bay, AND HE LEAPS AND NAILS A CROSS BODY ON TESTAMENT AND THEY BOTH GO OUT OF THE RING AND ONTO THE FLOOR!!!!!

MR: MY GOD THIS KID JUST ELIMINATED TESTAMENT!!!!!

Homicide is getting back up and John Bay just nails him with a yakuza kick and Homicide backs into the ropes, AND ARES NAILS HIM WITH THE HATE KICK AND HOMICIDE GETS SENT TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Ares and Bay are the final two left and Bay quickly runs up AND GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT ARES PULLS DOWN THE ROPES AND BAY TOPPLES OUT TO THE FLOOR, AND ARES HAS WON THIS THING!!!!!

Rating: 54%

MR: And now Ares earns his shot at the Brass Knuckles Championship, but now, we’ve come to the biggest match of the night. Whoever wins this match will become the FIRST EVER Carnage Bowl Champion… Will it be Raven? Or will it be DRH? WE’LL FIND OUT NOW!!!!!

~YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPERATED!!!!!~

(“Come Out And Play” by Offspring starts up and the fans cheer as Raven makes his way down to the ring carrying a large cross made out of about twenty light tubes. Raven gets down to the ring and slides the cross inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~DON’T FUCK WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!~

(“Gimme Danger” by Iggy And The Stooges starts up and the fans boo as DRH makes his way down the aisle carrying a bucket of salt while security guards bring out a barbed wire table, a large crate with thumbtacks covered inside, and a coffin with a bunch of light tubes inside)

MR: GOOD GOD IT’S A COFFIN WITH LIGHT TUBES INSIDE OF IT!!!!!

CW: BUT LOOK AT THAT CRATE, MY GOD DRH HAS SOME EVIL THOUGHTS!!!!!

Carnage Bowl Finals, Whatever’s Left In The Back: Raven vs. DRH

(Suddenly music comes on and out walks Don Callis)

Don Callis: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!!!!! Hey, BEFORE you two go off on each other and give these fans some fucking violence… I just wanna make one thing clear… DRH, I gotta hand it to ya, I didn’t think you’d make it this far, but ya did… BUT WHAT YOU FAILED TO DO, was make things fair… Your match with Hardcore Jay, WAS NOT FAIR, and by god, you’re going to pay for it, because this match, IS FOR YOUR WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!!!!

MR: AND THAT’S ALL RAVEN NEEDS TO HEAR, HE’S JUST SPEARED DRH AND STARTS POUNDING AWAY AT HIM!!!!!!

Raven not holding anything back now as he REOPENS the wound on DRH’s skull and blood starts pouring out. Raven lets off DRH and now slides under the ring and HE’S GOT A BOX OF MORE LIGHT TUBES!!!! Raven tosses the box in the ring and now he motions to the back for something, security guards come out, two are bringing out a table, AND SOMEONE’S GOT A LOG CABIN OF LIGHT TUBES!!!!! They set the table up and put the light tubes on top of it and now Raven back in the ring takes a light tube AND CRACKS IT OVER THE BACK OF DRH!!!! Raven brings DRH up, AND NAILS HIM WITH A PILEDRIVER!!!!! Raven covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Raven pounds away on DRH some more and now goes over and grabs the box of light tubes and puts the light tubes in the center of the ring. Raven now grabs DRH and tosses him to the ropes, DRH holds onto the ropes and now Raven runs after him, DRH nails him with an elbow. Raven backs off and DRH comes up and kicks him in the gut, AND NAILS A TIGER DRIVER ON THE LIGHT TUBES!!!!!

MR: TIGER DRIVER ON THE LIGHT TUBES!!!!!

DRH doesn’t even go for the cover BUT NOW HE’S GOT THE BUCKET OF SALT!!!! DRH takes the bucket AND POURS IT ON THE BACK OF RAVEN AND HE IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!!! DRH now makes the cover, 1…2… RAVEN KICKS OUT!!!!! DRH motions to the security guards now, and now they pick up that box of thumbtacks and they put it inside the ring. Raven now starting to get back to his feet but DRH grabs him, AND NAILS THE EPILEPSY DDT (Shaky Leg DDT)!!!!! DRH takes the box and now sets it up and now goes back to Raven. DRH picks Raven up, he looks to go for a powerbomb, BUT RAVEN REVERSES AND BACK BODY DROPS DRH INTO THE BIG BOX OF THUMBTACKS!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

MR: GOOD GOD DRH IS THE FIRST TO EXPERIENCE THOSE THUMBTACKS AND I DON’T THINK HE CAN MOVE!!!!!

CW: If I were Raven I’d cover DRH RIGHT now.

Raven doesn’t cover DRH but he does help him back out of the box. Thumbtacks are sticking out of DRH’s back and arms and now Raven SUPLEXE’S HIM ON TOP OF THE SALT!!!! Raven covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Raven gets back up and now walks over AND HE’S GOT THE BIG CROSS OF LIGHT TUBES!!!!! Raven now turns, DRH is getting up, AND RAVEN BLASTS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

DRH falls to the mat but wisely rolls out of the ring. Raven slides out of the ring and nails DRH with a few forearms in the back. Raven grabs DRH, and tosses him into the guardrail. Raven starts showboating and now comes back to DRH, AND DRH GRABS A CHAIR AND SMASHES IT IN RAVEN’S HEAD!!!!! Raven backs up AND DRH RUNS BACK UP AND NAILS HIM IN THE HEAD AGAIN!!!!! Raven goes down and now DRH takes the table with the light tubes on top of it and positions it near the apron. DRH now tosses Raven back inside the ring. DRH climbs up on the apron with the steel chair, goes on the turnbuckle, AND COMES OFF WITH AN ARABIAN FACEBUSTER!!!!! DRH covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! RAVEN KICKS OUT!!!!! DRH goes over and grabs a couple light tubes, AND NAILS RAVEN OVER THE BACK WITH THEM!!!!! DRH now takes the box of thumbtacks, and he dumps them out all over the ring.

CW: THAT’S GOTTA BE AT LEAST TEN THOUSAND THUMBTACKS RETHER!!!!!

DRH now picks Raven back up and shoots him to the ropes. Raven comes back and ducks a clothesline by DRH, Raven wraps him up from behind but DRH counters it and goes behind Raven, PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS A SIDE SLAM ON THE THUMBTACKS!!!!! Raven jumps off the apron in pain and now DRH covers, 1…2…3 SHOULDER UP!!!!! Raven barely gets the shoulder up at the last second. DRH gets back up and now shoots Raven to the ropes but Raven reverses and sends DRH into the ropes. DRH slides out onto the apron, RAVEN RUNS UP AND GOES THROUGH THE ROPES AND DRH KICKS HIM SQUARE IN THE MOUTH!!!!! DRH brings Raven out onto the ring apron and picks him up, AND NAILS A PILEDRIVER OFF THE APRON THROUGH THE LOG CABIN LIGHT TUBED TABLE!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Both Raven and DRH are on the ground hurt and in some pain but now DRH is starting to move and he drapes an arm over Raven, 1….2….3 NO!!!!! RAVEN GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! DRH lifts his head up that is bleeding profusely and now he starts punching away at the bloody Raven. DRH picks Raven up and now shoots him into the steel steps, BUT RAVEN REVERSES AND DRH HITS KNEE FIRST INTO THE STEPS!!!!! Raven gets back up and walks over to the light tube filled coffin and grabs a light tube. DRH gets back to his feet, AND RAVEN NAILS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE LIGHT TUBE!!!!! Raven now puts DRH in the ring and now climbs back inside with a chair. Raven sets the chair up and now places a few light tubes on top of it. DRH gets back up and Raven shoots him to the ropes, DRH comes back, DROP TOE HOLD FACE FIRST INTO THE LIGHT TUBES!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Raven drops down and covers, 1…2… JOHN BAY JUST HIT THE RING AND NAILS RAVEN IN THE BACK WITH A LIGHT TUBE!!!!!

MR: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE!!!!!

John Bay picks Raven up, AND NAILS HIM WITH THE WAKE UP CALL (Rikishi Driver) ON TOP OF THE CHAIR!!!!! RAVEN MUST BE KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS!!!!!! DRH is back up and now Bay brings Raven to the ropes. DRH and Bay climb onto the apron, AND THEY PICK HIM UP, AND THEY NAIL THE DOUBLE BURNING HAMMER AND SEND RAVEN INTO THE LIGHT TUBE COFFIN!!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Raven is not moving and now Bay tips the coffin over and Raven falls out completely covered in glass, DRH falls on top of him, 1….2….3!!!!!

CW: HE DID IT!!!!!! DRH IS OUR FIRST CARNAGE BOWL CHAMPION!!!!!

MR: IT SHOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED DAMNIT!!!!! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!

Rating: 89%

MR: Thanks to John Bay, DRH has managed to win this thing here tonight, and I hate to say it, but he is our first ever Carnage Bowl Champion… Thank you all for coming here tonight, for Clint White, I’m Mike Rether, we’ll see ya at Breakout.

(Show fades with Jonas Testament and John Bay raising a bloody DRH up on their shoulders with DRH holding the World Heavyweight Title around his shoulder, and holding the Carnage Bowl trophy up with his left hand)

Overall Show Rating: 76%

[HardcoreJay]

Monday, March 27th 2006

LIVEWIRE!!!!!!

Carnage Bowl Results

Drayton King/Low Ki defeated CM Punk/Bryan Danielson.

Raven defeated Anthony Michaels/Sexxxy Eddy/Maniac in a Barbed Wire Madness match to advance to the semi finals.

Nick Gage defeated Balls Mahoney/Mad Man Melina/Tyrant in a 4 Corners Of Pain to advance to the semi finals.

DRH defeated Justice Pain/Nate Webb/Dan Pandora in a Fans Bring The Weapons match to advance to the semi finals.

Hardcore Jay defeated Hardcore Jones/JC Bailey/Pete Hardy in a Light Tube Madness match to advance to the semi finals.

Raven defeated Nick Gage in a Fans Bring The Weapons Match to advance to the finals.

DRH defeated Hardcore Jay in a Hangman’s Match to advance to the finals.

Ares won a 20 Man Ultraviolent Battle Royal.

DRH defeated Raven in a Whatever’s Left In The Back match to win the tournament.

Injuries Suffered At Carnage Bowl

There weren’t that many injuries at Carnage Bowl. DRH suffered a small concussion and is expected to take a week off.

Spike Dudley received some cuts on his arms and legs from getting thrown into a shopping cart filled with weapons, but nothing serious.

Everyone else received cuts and bruises, but again nothing was serious.

WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

DRH gets this one for winning the tournament. Ares also gets this for winning the battle royal.

FINISHER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

My god, everyone who won a match gets it. There were some sick finishes.

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Raven vs. DRH got match of the night.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Breakout Card For March 28th 2006

Brass Knuckles Title Match

Hardcore Jones © vs. “The Franchise” Ares

Juniorweight Title Match

Matt Hardy © vs. Michael Shane

Super Dragon vs. Jonas Testament

Television Title Match

AJ Styles © vs. BJ Whitmer

Main Event, Winner Gets Tag Team Title Shot

Dudley Boyz vs. HGV vs. Hart Foundation 2K6

Genocide Card For March 26th

Tag Team

Chris Sabin/Spanky vs. Backseat Boyz

Non Title

Jay Briscoe vs. Matt Hardy

3 Way Dance

Frankie Kazarian vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Dustin Iler

Raven vs. Bubba Ray Dudley

Non Title

EZ Money vs. AJ Styles

Main Event

The Trinity (John Bay/Testament) vs. Church Of The Macabre (Dan Pandora/Christopher Daniels)

[HardcoreJay]

Tuesday, March 28th 2006

(The show opens up with a video of DRH winning the Carnage Bowl Tournament. It recaps most of what happened with DRH through the night including blindsiding Hardcore Jay and cheating his way to victory in the finals)

Rating: 98%

~DON’T FUCK WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!~

(“Paint It Black” by The Rolling Stones starts up and the fans boo as Jonas Testament and John Bay make their way down to the ring. They climb inside the ring and Testament grabs a microphone and starts to speak as the music fades with the fans booing constantly)

Jonas Testament: Two nights ago… You people that actually made it to Delaware saw the most bloodiest, the most brutal, and the most life threatening tournament EVER!!!!! And unfortunately the man that won that tournament could not be here tonight, but let me just say that tonight will be dedicated to Daniel Reed Helton.

(Boos)

Jonas Testament: YOU PEOPLE NEED TO REALIZE, THAT THE TRINITY OWNS THIS FUCKING PLACE, AND YOU SHOULD SHOW US SOME FUCKING RESPECT!!!!!

(Boos)

Jonas Testament: We’ve said it since day one, that we would take over this company, and that we’d be unstoppable… And at Carnage Bowl, it didn’t matter that I got eliminated from the Battle Royal, and it didn’t matter that Bay got eliminated… Which by the way, Bay, you need to take care of that little problem soon… BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS WE WON THE FUCKING TOURNAMENT!!!! Nobody in that tournament stood a fucking chance. Justice Pain, Nate Webb, and Dan Pandora, Helton beat the shit out of them all… And Hardcore Jay… Come on, that son of a bitch knew what was going to happen, but he was too damn stupid not to realize that he would be beaten, and yes, he did get beaten… He was beaten to the point where his loss really just choked him up inside, HAHAHAHA!!!!!

(Boos)

Jonas Testament: And as far as Raven goes…

(The fans give a slight cheer)

Jonas Testament: As far as Raven goes… He claimed since his ECW days, that he was in fact a “Hardcore Icon.” Well at Carnage Bowl, the only thing that he proved was that he is nothing but a washed up, hardcore HACK JOB!!!!! DRH honestly never needed any help, he could’ve beaten Raven a lot more, and still would’ve walked out with that damn trophy. Raven… Face it, you NEVER had a fucking chance… You lost, your Church lost, and there is NOTHING you can fucking do about it…

(Suddenly, Raven is seen leaping over the guardrail with a steel chair in his hand. He slides inside the ring and quickly nails Testament in the back of his head and takes him down. John Bay tries to help but Raven nails him with a kick to the stomach and nails a Raven Effect on the steel chair with the fans cheering. Raven picks the chair up again and nails Testament over the head with it as he tries to get to his feet. Raven picks the microphone up)

Raven: THERE IS SOMETHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!! AND AT GENOCIDE, MY CHURCH IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING… WE’RE GOING TO KILL THE TRINITY ONCE, AND FOR ALL!!!!! QUOTE THE RAVEN, NEVERMORE!!!!!

(Raven drops the microphone and leaves with the fans cheering)

Rating: 98%

(“Just A Hero” by M-Pro starts up and the fans cheer as Mike Quackenbush makes his way down to the ring. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~I AM!!!!! SMELLING LIKE A ROSE, THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME, ON MY BIRTHDAY DEATH BED!!!!!! I AM!!!!! SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME, CUZ I’M DEAD-AND-BLOA-TED!!!!!~

(“Dead And Bloated” By STP starts up and the fans boo as Chris Hero makes his way down to the ring. Hero climbs inside and gets ready as the music fades)

Mike Quackenbush vs. Chris Hero

The bell rings and the two move in and lock-up. Both jock for position and Chris Hero gets the advantage AND NAILS AN ARM DRAG!!!! Hero applies pressure but Quack starts fighting it and gets to a knee and rolls on the mat and rolls back up and locks Hero with an arm bar, spins him around, AND NAILS AN ARM DRAG ON HERO!!!! Hero and Quack both back up and they’re at a standoff. Hero and Quack lock back up and Hero goes for an arm drag again, but Quack blocks it and locks on a side headlock. Hero backs into the ropes and shoots Quack to the far side. Quack comes back and ducks a clothesline from Hero and wraps him up from behind, BACKSLIDE, 1…2… Hero kicks out of it and NAILS QUACK WITH A LARIAT AS HE GETS BACK TO HIS FEET!!!!! Hero starts stomping away on Quackenbush and now bends over, AND LOCKS IN A CRAVATE!!!!! Hero holds the move in tighter and finally releases the hold and KICKS HIM IN THE BACK!!!! Hero puts Quack on his back and covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Hero gets back to his feet and runs to the ropes and comes back, GOES FOR A SENTON BUT QUACK PUTS HIS KNEES UP AND HERO HITS HARD!!!!! Quack gets back to his feet and grabs Hero from behind, BACK SUPLEX!!!! Quack picks him up and shoots him to the ropes, Hero comes back and Quack nails him with a kick to the gut, AND NAILS A TORNADO DDT!!!!! Quack covers, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!!!

Quack quickly locks on a reverse chin lock and Hero is trying to fight out of it but Quack locks the hold in tighter. Hero finally manages to escape and now Quack shoots him to the corner. Hero hits hard and Quack runs up, HERO nails him with an elbow and now leaps onto the turnbuckle AND JUMPS OFF WITH A BLOCKBUSTER!!!!! Hero with the cover, 1…2… Quack kicks out. Hero kicks Quack and now picks him up and chops him to the corner. Hero picks Quack up and now slaps him hard in the face. Hero turns around, and goes for a move BUT QUACK LEAPS OFF AND NAILS AN ARM DRAG!!!! Hero gets back to his feet and runs after Quack, AND QUACK NAILS A DROP TOE HOLD AND LOCKS IN AN INDIAN DEATH LOCK!!!!! (TAP! TAP! TAP!) Hero manages to make it to the ropes and the referee breaks the count. Quack picks Hero up but Hero counters AND LOCKS IN ANOTHER CRAVATE, AND NAILS A CRAVATE SUPLEX!!!!! Hero makes the cover, 1…2, kick out by Quack. Hero shouts at the referee and now picks Quack up again and shoots him to the ropes. Quack comes back and Hero goes for a tilt-a-whirl BUT QUACK LANDS ON HIS FEET!!!! Quack chops Hero and now picks him up, goes for the Quackendriver but Hero manages to reverse it, AND COMES DOWN WITH HIS HEAD, HERO’S WELCOME, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winner: Chris Hero via Hero’s Welcome

Rating: 76%

~BREAK ON THROUGH, TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!~

(“Break On Through” by The Doors starts up and the fans boo as Jonas Testament makes his way down to the ring carrying a steel chair and looking behind him because of what happened earlier in the night. He starts screaming into the camera that Raven is a dead man and finally gets in the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “Shadowboxing” by GWA feat. Method Man and out walks Super Dragon to a big pop. Dragon makes his way down to the ring and climbs inside, AND TESTAMENT STARTS BEATING AWAY AT HIM WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!)

Jonas Testament vs. Super Dragon

Testament is beating Dragon senseless with the steel chair and now picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Testament runs up, BIG CLOTHESLINE IN THE CORNER!!!!! Dragon dazed now and Testament picks him up, AND NAILS THE DESTINY’S FLAW (Twisting DDT) ON DRAGON, 1…2… DRAGON KICKS OUT!!!!! Testament is pissed and now picks Dragon back up and tosses him to the ropes and Dragon quickly goes out of the ring and onto the apron. Testament runs up and Dragon nails him in the gut AND SPRING INSIDE THE RING OVER TESTAMENT!!!!! Testament gets out of the ropes AND DRAGON HAS THE CHAIR, AND NAILS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Testament doesn’t go down but he does back into the turnbuckle. Dragon quickly runs up, DOUBLE KNEE INTO TESTAMENT!!!!! Dragon now climbs up on the turnbuckle, AND COMES OFF WITH A HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER!!!!! Testament starts to get back to his feet but Dragon is there and starts chopping him and starts kicking him in the legs as well. Dragon backs him into the ropes and now shoots him to the other side. Testament comes back, DROP TOE HOLD, AND DRAGON LOCKS HIM UP, CURB STOMP ON THE CHAIR!!!!!! CURB STOMP ON THE CHAIR!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Dragon rolls Testament over and makes the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! TESTAMENT KICKS OUT!!!!!

Dragon argues with the referee for a few seconds and now kicks the chair out of the ring and runs to the ropes and hits a senton on Testament. Dragon with the cover again, 1…2… Testament kicks out. Testament gets picked up by Dragon and Dragon turns him around and tries to pick him up for the Psycho Driver but Testament is too big. Dragon now nails him with a few elbows and NOW GOES FOR THE ROARING ELBOW BUT TESTAMENT BLOCKS IT AND TURNS HIM AROUND, AND LOCKS IN THE RUSTY CAGE (Dragon Sleeper) IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!! TESTAMENT NOW DROPS DOWN, AND LOCKS HIS LEGS AROUND THE BODY OF SUPER DRAGON, AND DRAGON TAPS!!!!!

Winner: Jonas Testament via Rusty Cage Submission

Rating: 84%

~HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!~

(“Know Your Rights” by The Clash starts up and the fans boo as Drayton King makes his way down to the ring. He climbs inside the ring with a microphone and starts to speak as the music fades)

Drayton King: Ladies and gentlemen… I am sorry to tell you all, that Ron Killings and BG James will not be here tonight.

(Cheers)

Drayton King: I know you all aren’t happy, but I promise you all that THEY WILL be here next week, but I am here representing the 3 Live Kru, SO EVERYTHING IS GOOD!!!!

(Boos)

Drayton King: And speaking of good… I wanna know personally, HOW GOOD was mine and Low Ki’s win over Bryan Danielson and CM Punk at Carnage Bowl?

(Boos)

Drayton King: I’m telling ya, me and Low Ki together, man we’re unstoppable… Low Ki, I know you’re pretty much a loner and everything, but I just wanna let you know, that the Kru has your back, and we’ve got a spot for ya anytime ya feel like joining.

(Boos)

Drayton King: And also Low Ki, I’d personally like to thank you for what you did to that “American Kickboxer” or whatever he’s called nowadays… When you put that Ki Krusher on his ass, man, that was beautiful… Me pinning him was better, but hey, we won and that’s all that-

~I’M JUST A SUCKER WITH NO SELF ESTEEM!!!!!~

(“Self Esteem” by The Offspring hits and the fans cheer as Bryan Danielson walks down to the ring. Immediately Drayton King climbs out of the ring and grabs a steel chair and then slides back inside and holds it out in front of him as Danielson grabs a microphone)

Bryan Danielson: You can just put that chair down because all it’s gonna do is piss me off.

(Dragon Chants)

Bryan Danielson: For well over 2 months, me and you have been at each others throats… Your pissed because I keep on kicking your ass. (Cheers) I’m pissed because you keep interfering in my matches and whenever we do fight each other, you do whatever it takes to cheat your way to victory… I’m telling ya King, I’m sick and tired of it, and I want this to be SETTLED!!!! So what I propose… Is right here, tonight… We settle it ONCE, and for ALL!!!!

(Dragon Chants)

Drayton King: NO!!!! NO!!!! AND DOUBLE NO!!!!! I’ve got a better idea…

Bryan Danielson: Oh I’m just dying to hear it.

Drayton King: You want this to be settled… Alright, I can respect that… You’re right… I’m sick and tired of you kicking my ass, but I’m not sick of beating you, that’s for damn sure… So I say we handle this little problem between us… WITH A BEST OF SEVEN SERIES!!!!!

(Dragon makes a facial expression as if he thought it was a good idea)

Bryan Danielson: A best of seven? Let me think… YOU’RE ON!!!!!

Drayton King: We are? WE ARE!!!! Yes, we’re on… Well, with that being the case, how about we start this little thing tonight?

Bryan Danielson: That’s fine with me.

(Dragon extends his hand out to King and King is reluctant to shake it but Dragon tells him that it’s all good and King shakes it. Dragon starts to walk away)

Drayton King: That’s good Dragon, me and you best of seven, there’s just one more thing…

(Dragon turns back around to King, AND KING BLASTS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!)

Rating: 83%

~YOU KNOW IT’S SAD BUT TRUE!!!!!~

(“Sad But True” by Metallica starts up and the fans boo as Michael Shane makes his way to the ring. Shane climbs inside and gets ready as the music fades)

~AWAKEN YOU!!!!! WITH A LITTLE EVIL INSIDE!!!!!~

(“Awaken” by Disturbed starts up and the fans cheer as Matt Hardy walks down to the ring carrying the Juniorweight Championship around his shoulder. Matt climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Juniorweight Title Match: Matt Hardy © vs. Michael Shane

Hardy and Shane lock up and Shane quickly takes Matt down with a leg trip and now locks on a reverse headlock but Hardy comes back up and locks in an armbar but Shane fights out of it and rolls to his feet and comes back up, kick to the stomach by Shane and now goes for a suplex but Hardy reverses and wraps him up from behind but Shane elbows him and goes behind him again and now wraps him up, BACK SUPLEX NO HARDY LANDS ON HIS FEET!!!!! Shane turns around and Matt nails him with a lariat. Hardy picks him up again and now chops him to the ropes. Hardy now whips Shane to the far side but Shane reverses and sends Hardy. Hardy comes back to a ducking Shane and kicks him in the face. Shane pops up and Matt picks him up and nails a slam. Hardy runs to the ropes and nails a snap leg drop and covers, 1…2… Shane kicks out. Hardy starts stomping away on Shane and now picks him back up and nails an uppercut to Shane. Shane backs into the corner and Hardy runs up but Shane nails him with an elbow. Shane now runs up and grabs Hardy, INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!!!!! Hardy in pain and now Shane runs up, SNAP NECKBREAKER CONNECTS!!!! Shane with the cover, 1…2… HARDY gets the shoulder up. Shane grabs the leg of Hardy and starts kicking the inside of his leg and now slaps on a Figure 4. Shane rears back and Hardy is in pain BUT NOW TURNS IT AROUND AND SHANE IS IN PAIN AND GRABS THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!! The ref breaks the hold and now Shane goes out to the floor.

Shane on the floor now gets his self together and turns around, MATT HARDY RUNS UP AND DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES AND NAILS SHANE WITH A FOREARM!!!!! (Hardy! Hardy! Hardy!) Matt gets back to his feet and nails Shane with a few chops and now sends him back inside the ring. Hardy climbs on the apron and now climbs to the turnbuckle AND MICHAEL SHANE RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND NAILS A SUPER ARM DRAG OFF THE TOP!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Shane quickly goes crawls and makes the cover, 1…2… HARDY KICKS OUT!!!! Michael Shane picks Hardy back up and chops him to the ropes. Shane now whips Hardy to the ropes and Hardy comes back to a ducking Shane and goes for a kick again but Shane grabs his leg and turns him around AND GRABS HIM BY THE HEAD AND BRINGS HIM DOWN HARD INTO HIS KNEE!!!!! Shane now signals to go up top and now he climbs up, PICTURE PERFECT ELBOW DROP, 1…2….3 NO!!!! HARDY KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!! Shane questions the referees decision and now goes back to work on Hardy. Shane picks him up and chops him to the ropes again. Shane now whips Hardy to the ropes but Hardy reverses and sends Shane. Shane comes back and ducks a clothesline from Matt, Matt turns around, SWEET SHANE MUSIC MISSES!!!! Shane turns back around, MATT KICKS HIM, TWIST OF FATE, 1….2…3!!!!!!

Winner And Still Juniorweight Champion: Matt Hardy via Twist Of Fate

(Matt starts to celebrate, BUT CHRIS DANIELS HITS THE RING AND GRABS HARDY AND NAILS THE LAST RITES!!!!!)

Rating: 88%

(“Fallen” by hed(PE) starts up and the fans cheer as “The Franchise” Ares makes his way down to the ring carrying a trash can filled with a few weapons. He climbs inside the ring and dumps the weapons onto the mat as the music fades into “Schism” by Tool and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jones makes his way out through the curtain carrying the Brass Knuckles Title around his shoulder. Jones walks down to the ring and slides inside and gets ready as the music fades)

Brass Knuckles Title Match: Hardcore Jones © vs. “The Franchise” Ares

Ares and Jones quickly start brawling and Ares nails Jones with an uppercut into the ropes and Ares quickly grabs a barbed wire baseball bat AND STARTS DIGGING IT INTO THE SKULL OF JONES!!!!! Ares rakes the barbed wire hard against his forehead and Jones is busted open. Ares takes Jones and now shoots him to the ropes. Jones comes back, ARES NAILS THE BAT INTO THE RIBS OF JONES AND NOW NAILS HIM WITH A DDT!!!!! Ares covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Ares gets back to his feet and now grabs the trash can and nails Jones in the back with it. Ares puts the trash can down and now grabs Jones and tosses him out of the ring. Jones topples out onto the mat and now gets back to his feet, ARES HITS A SPRINGBOARD PLANCHA ON TOP OF JONES!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Ares gets back up and grabs Jones and goes to toss him to the guardrail BUT JONES COUNTERS AND TOSSES ARES INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!!! Jones now grabs a hold of the ring bell and places it against Ares head, AND DINGS IT WITH A HAMMER!!!!! Jones now picks up a steel chair, AND NAILS ARES OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Jones now goes under the ring and pulls out a table and slides it inside the ring. Jones goes back under the ring, AND PULLS OUT A BOX OF LIGHT TUBES!!!!! Jones puts the light tubes in the ring and grabs one of them and walks up, AND BLASTS IT OVER THE BACK OF ARES AND ARES’ BACK IS STARTING TO BLEED!!!!! Jones now tosses Ares inside the ring and now Jones climbs on the turnbuckle, AND COMES OFF AND NAILS A DIVING DROPKICK ON ARES!!!!! Jones with the quick cover, 1…2… ARES kicks out at the last second.

Jones picks up a trash can lid now and nails Ares over the head with it. Jones now takes the trash can and puts Ares inside of it AND HE SHOVES A FEW LIGHT TUBES INSIDE AS WELL!!!!! Jones now runs to the ropes and comes back, SENTON ON THE TRASH CAN AND THE LIGHT TUBES SHATTER!!!!! Jones covers Ares, 1…2….3 NO!!!! ARES KICKS OUT!!!!! Jones takes the trash can off of Ares and Ares is a bloody mess from his head to his chest. Jones picks Ares up and tosses him to the corner. Jones runs up and nails Ares with a clothesline FOLLOWED BY A BULLDOG INTO THE TRASH CAN!!!!! Jones covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Jones now goes over and sets up the table and puts a couple light tubes on top of it. Jones goes back over to Ares, AND ARES NAILS HIM WITH A LIGHT TUBE IN THE CHEST!!!! Jones topples over and Ares picks him up, CRADLE PILEDRIVER!!!!!! Ares with the cover, 1….2…3 NO!!!! Ares picks up a crutch AND BREAKS IT OVER THE BACK OF JONES!!!! Ares now takes Jones into the ropes and chops him a few times and now shoots him to the other side. Jones comes back and Ares kicks him in the gut and picks him up, BRAINBUSTER ON TOP OF A CHAIR, 1…2…3 NO!!!! JONES KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!! Ares stomps away at Jones and now grabs the trash can and climbs to the top rope. Jones is down and Ares positions himself, AND COMES OFF WITH A SPLASH BUT JONES MOVES AND ARES CRASHES HARD AGAINST THE TRASH CAN!!!!! Ares rolls over and Jones picks up the chair and NAILS AN ARABIAN FACEBUSTER!!!!! Jones with the cover, 1…2… ARES GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Jones picks Ares up and now takes him to the turnbuckle and pounds his head against it. Jones now picks Ares up and perches him on top of the turnbuckle. Jones climbs up and now tries to superplex Ares off the turnbuckle but Ares is fighting back AND PUSHES JONES OFF AND JONES GOES THROUGH THE LIGHT TUBE COVERED TABLE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Ares perches himself up again, AND COMES OFF WITH THE PICTURE PERFECT FROG SPLASH, 1….2….3!!!!! WE’VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!

Winner And New Brass Knuckles Champion: “The Franchise” Ares via Picture Perfect Frog Splash

(The referee hands the title to Ares and Ares celebrates. After a few seconds, Jones gets back to his feet and grabs the title belt from Ares. Jones looks at the title for a few seconds and then hands the title over to Ares and shakes his hand and the two hug and receive cheers from the fans)

Rating: 83%

~HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!~

(“Know Your Rights” by The Clash starts up and the fans boo as Drayton King makes his way down to the ring. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~I’M JUST A SUCKER WITH NO SELF ESTEEM!!!!!~

(“Self Esteem” by The Offspring hits and the fans cheer as Bryan Danielson makes his way down to the ring. Danielson climbs inside and stares down King as the music fades)

Best Of 7 Series Match #1: Drayton King vs. Bryan Danielson

King and Danielson lock up and Dragon takes him down with an arm drag and now locks on an armbar. Dragon locks the hold in tighter and now turns it into an abdominal stretch. King tries to fight out of it but Dragon keeps the hold in tighter but finally lets go of the hold. Dragon now picks King up and chops him a few times into the ropes. Dragon tells the fans to be quiet AND NAILS A HARD SLAP TO THE CHEST OF KING!!!! Dragon now whips King to the ropes. King comes back and Dragon nails him with a kick to the gut and locks in a headlock but now King picks Dragon up in a back suplex but Dragon flips to his feet and wraps him up from behind, GOES FOR A GERMAN BUT KING ROLLS HIM INTO A VICTORY ROLL, 1…2… Dragon kicks out. Dragon starts to get back to his feet but King grabs him and punches him into the corner. King with Dragon now chops him and slaps him a few times and now shoots him to the far side. Dragon hits the corner and now King runs up, GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT DRAGON MOVES!!!! King in the corner and now Dragon starts kicking and chopping away at King. Dragon picks King up on the turnbuckle and now climbs up. Dragon forearms King a few times and now sets him up for a superplex BUT KING REVERSES AND PICKS DRAGON UP AND NAILS AN ORANGE CRUSH BOMB OFF THE TURNBUCKLE, 1….2….3 NO!!!!! DRAGON KICKS OUT!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) King is a bit hurt but now goes back to work on Dragon and turns him over and locks him up in a surfboard and elevates Dragon off the mat. Dragon screams that he doesn’t wanna tap and now King let’s go of Dragons arms, AND BRINGS HIM DOWN INTO A DRAGON SLEEPER!!!!! (King! King! King!) King holds the move but Dragon manages to touch the bottom rope with his finger tips and the hold is broken.

King let’s go of Dragon and now starts stomping away at him. King picks Dragon up again and elbows him a few times and now shoots him to the ropes. Dragon comes back and ducks under a clothesline AND NAILS A SCHOOL BOY, 1, Dragon gets to his feet and has King by his legs, BOSTON CRAB!!!!! Dragon has the Boston Crab locked in and now King is trying to reach the ropes but Dragon brings him back into the center of the ring. Dragon now lets go of a leg and now goes for an STF but King is blocking Dragon from grabbing his neck and Dragon releases the hold. Dragon picks King up and kicks him in the face twice and now turns him around, SAITO SUPLEX BUT DRAGON HOLDS HIM AND BRINGS HIM BACK UP, GERMAN SUPLEX, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! KING KICKS OUT!!!!! Dragon stomps King and now picks him back up and nails a scoop slam. Dragon now climbs up to the top turnbuckle, DIVING HEADBUTT CONNECTS, 1…2…3 NO!!!! King kicks out at the last second and now Dragon picks him back up and chops him to the corner. Dragon whips King to the far side and now Dragon runs up, BUT KING NAILS HIM WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!!!!! King gets on the turnbuckle and now grabs Dragon by the head, TORNADO REVERSE DDT!!!!! King covers, 1…2… DRAGON gets the shoulder up. King signaling for his Shining Wizard, he’s stalking Dragon and now Dragon is getting to a knee, HERE IT COMES, KING ME, NO!!!! DRAGON BLOCKS IT AND TAKES KING DOWN, AND LOCKS IN THE CATTLE MUTILATION!!!!! HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN, AND KING TAPS, KING TAPS!!!!!!

Winner: Bryan Danielson via Cattle Mutilation submission

Rating: 91%

(“Down” by Stone Temple Pilots starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as BJ Whitmer makes his way down the aisle. Whitmer climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~YOU ARE, YOU ARE!!!!! I AM, I AM!!!!!~

(“I Am” by Dale Oliver starts up and the fans cheer as AJ Styles makes his way down to the ring carrying the Television Title. AJ climbs inside the ring and plays to the fans as the music fades)

Television Title Match: BJ Whitmer vs. AJ Styles ©

AJ and Whitmer start out with a collar elbow tie up and Whitmer gets the advantage and locks in a wrist lock but AJ rolls on the mat and back up and counters with a wrist clutch of his own. Whitmer measures Styles and is able to trip him up and lock him in a headlock but Styles counters and gets out of it and the two are at a standoff. (Cheers) Styles and Whitmer now going for a test of strength and Whitmer gets the advantage and bends Styles down to the mat and Styles uses his head to bridge himself. Whitmer brings Styles back up, AND STYLES SPRINGS UP WITH A HEADSCISSORS ON WHITMER!!!!! Whitmer slides out of the ring and holds his head and turns around, NO HANDS SOMERSAULT PLANCHA ON WHITMER!!!!! (AJ! AJ! AJ!) AJ gets back up and takes Whitmer back in the ring. Whitmer gets to his feet and AJ is on the apron, SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK CONNECTS AND THE COVER, 1…2… Whitmer gets the shoulder up. AJ picks Whitmer back up and shoots him to the corner. Whitmer hits hard and now AJ runs up, Whitmer nails him with an elbow and now puts AJ in the corner and starts stomping away at him. Whitmer takes Styles to the ropes and whips him to the far side. Styles comes back and Whitmer nails him with a clothesline. Whitmer covers, 1…2… AJ kicks out. Whitmer now bends down and locks on a surfboard and stretches Styles arms. Whitmer holds the move for about 20 seconds and now releases him and brings Styles down, KNEE DROP!!!! Whitmer covers, 1…2… Styles kicks out. Whitmer picks Styles back up and shoots him to the corner. Whitmer runs up and misses a clothesline on Styles. Whitmer turns around, STYLES NAILS A SUPERKICK!!!! Whitmer goes down and AJ covers, 1…2… Whitmer kicks out. AJ picks Whitmer back up and forearms him a few times and whips him to the ropes but Whitmer ducks under the arm AND GOES FOR AN EXPLODER BUT AJ BLOCKS IT, AND NAILS AN ENZIGURI!!!!! AJ makes the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! AJ turns Whitmer around and now locks in a single leg crab but Whitmer makes it to the ropes. Styles picks him up now and Whitmer starts fighting back and headbutts Styles a few times and now NAILS AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! Whitmer kicks Styles a few times and now climbs up the turnbuckle. Whitmer perches himself at the top, FROG SPLASH NO!!!! STYLES MOVES!!!!!

Whitmer holds his chest in pain and now Styles comes back up and nails a magistral cradle, 1…2… Whitmer kicks out. Styles gets back up and Whitmer is up as well AND WHITMER GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT STYLES DUCKS, AND HITS THE PELE!!!! Styles with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Whitmer gets the shoulder up at the last second. AJ now goes out to the apron and signals for something, SPRINGBOARD 450 MISSES!!!!! Whitmer gets to his feet and grabs Styles as he gets to his feet, EXPLODER SUPLEX!!!!! HE HITS STYLES WITH THE EXPLODER AND COVERS, 1…2…3 FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!! STYLES GOT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!! Whitmer gets assured from the referee that Styles had his foot on the ropes and now Whitmer starts arguing with the referee but now goes back over to Styles and tosses him in the corner. Whitmer picks Styles up and punches him a few times and now climbs up top with him. Whitmer wraps Styles up, HE’S GOING FOR THE SUPER EXPLODER BUT STYLES PUSHES HIM OFF!!!!! Styles perches himself at the top, AND NAILS THE SPIRAL TAP, 1…2…3!!!!! STYLES RETAINS!!!!!

Winner and Still Television Champion: AJ Styles via Spiral Tap

Rating: 91%

(The camera fades backstage where John Bay and Testament are walking out of the arena. They get into the parking lot and Bay stops Testament and points beyond the camera. The camera turns and sees Raven putting his bags inside the trunk of his car. Suddenly Bay and Testament run up and start beating down Raven and the odds are in favor of the Trinity as Raven tries to fight back but can’t. After a couple of seconds, Testament picks Raven up and tosses him into the hood of his car and Raven’s back smashes against the car window. The Trinity pound on him for a few more seconds and then run off as EMT’s rush in to try and dissolve the situation)

Rating: 85%

~THIS RAP GAME, THIS RAP GAME, I AIN’T SELLLIN MY SOUL FOR THIS RAP GAME!!!!!~

(“Rap Game” by 50 Cent and D12 starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Teddy Hart and Jack Evans make their way down to the ring. Hart climbs on the turnbuckle and backflips into the ring as Jack Evans break dances to much of the crowd’s delight)

~I!!!! HATE!!!!! EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!!!~

(“I Hate Everything About You” by Three Days Grace starts up and the fans cheer as HGV walk down to the ring. They climb inside and get ready as the music fades)

~GET UP, GET UP, DROP THE BOMBSHELL!!!!!~

(“Bombshell” by PM5K starts up and the fans cheer as the Dudley Boyz make their way down to the ring. Bubba and D-Von climb inside the ring and throw up the 3-D symbol as the music fades)

Main Event, Winner Gets Tag Team Title Shot: Dudley Boyz vs. HGV vs. Hart Foundation 2K6

Teddy Hart, Pete Hardy and Bubba Ray start things out and Hart starts whaling away on Bubba. Teddy whips Bubba to the ropes, Bubba comes back and takes a clothesline from Teddy but it doesn’t phase him. Teddy starts chopping him and now Pete Hardy chops away at Teddy. Teddy nails Bubba with a chop, Bubba nails Hardy with a chop, Hardy nails Teddy. The three keep trading chops and punches with each other and finally Teddy is the first to take in some pain and now Hardy and Bubba start nailing him with forearms and send him to the ropes, Hart comes back and Bubba and Hardy pick him up, AND SPIKE HIM DOWN FACE FIRST into the mat. Hardy now starts working over Bubba Ray and takes him into the ropes and D-Von makes the blind tag. Hardy sends Bubba to the ropes but Bubba reverses and sends Hardy, Hardy comes back, D-VON NAILS A DIVING ELBOW RIGHT TO THE FACE OF HARDY!!!! Hardy goes down and D-Von with the cover, 1…2, Hardy kicks out. D-Von starts stomping away on Hardy and now locks in a reverse chinlock but now Teddy Hart runs up, AND DROPKICKS D-Von in the back of the head. Teddy now runs to the ropes, NAILS A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT on D-Von and the cover, 1…2, Hardy breaks up the count. Hardy gets back to his feet and makes the tag to Isaac. Isaac and Hardy pick up Hart and shoot him to the corner. Isaac grabs Pete and whips him into Hardy, HARDY NAILS A YAKUZA KICK IN THE CORNER!!!! Isaac now runs up past Hart, LEAPS ON THE TURNBUCKLE AND COMES OFF WITH A MOONSAULT AND CONNECTS WITH HART, 1…2… D-Von breaks the count. D-Von starts hammering away on Isaac and now Bubba comes in and elbows Hardy. Evans comes in and kicks Bubba in the gut, BACKFLIP KICK TO THE FACE OF BUBBA!!!! Evans goes out of the ring and now Teddy crawls over and makes the tag. Evans comes in and ducks a clothesline from D-Von, AND COMES BACK WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!! Evans gets back up and goes to kick Isaac but Isaac grabs his leg AND PUSHES HIM UP AND EVANS TURNS AND HITS A 450 SPLASH ON D-VON!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Evans covers, 1…2, Isaac pulls him off and now picks him up to his feet, Isaac chops him a few times and now shoots Evans into the ropes. Evans comes back and ISAAC HITS A POWERSLAM, 1…2… Hart breaks the count. D-Von gets back to his feet and grabs Isaac and clubs him into the turnbuckle. D-Von picks Isaac up and now looks to be going for a superplex but now Evans runs up, GERMAN SUPLEX/SUPERPLEX TOWER OF DOOM!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Evans quickly goes for the cover on Isaac, 1…2, Hardy breaks the count.

Evans gets back to his feet and now stomps away on D-Von and now turns around, ODE TO BLITZKRIEG!!!!! Evans gets off and now makes the tag to Teddy. Teddy and Evans now quickly grab D-Von and toss him outside the ring. Teddy and Evans now pick up Isaac, AND THEY NAIL A DOUBLE BACKBREAKER!!!!! Teddy with the cover, 1…2… Hardy makes the save and starts going to work on Evans and Hart and now Bubba Ray comes in and works them over as well. Hardy and Bubba whip the Hart Foundation into the ropes, they come back, DOUBLE BACK BODY DROP NO, THEY LAND ON THEIR FEET!!!!! Teddy and Evans now work over Bubba and Hardy but now Isaac nails Hart in the back and shoots him to the ropes, AND HART DIVES OUT ONTO D-VON!!!! HGV now grab Bubba and tosses him to the ropes, Bubba holds on and now Pete Hardy runs up, AND BUBBA PICKS HIM UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HE CRASHES DOWN ON TOP OF D-VON AND HART!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Isaac runs up now and Bubba kicks him in the gut, Bubba picks up Isaac in a powerbomb, BUT ISAAC REVERSES IT AND GIVES BUBBA A HEADSCISSORS OVER THE TOP ROPE AND THEY BOTH GO OUTSIDE THE RING!!!!! Jack Evans is the only person in the ring and the fans are wanting to see him fly. Evans goes over to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD 720 MOONSAULT ON EVERYBODY!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!)

Everybody on the outside are down but now Teddy Hart is the first to get back up and he brings Bubba back in the ring. Teddy climbs up to the top rope, NAILS THE TRIPLE BYPASS, 1…2… ISAAC BREAKS UP THE COUNT!!!! Isaac climbs in the ring and starts beating down Teddy. Evans starting to get back inside the ring and now Isaac has a cover on Teddy, 1…2… EVANS HITS THE 630 ON ISAAC!!!!! Isaac rolls over and Teddy drapes an arm over, 1…2… D-VON MAKES THE SAVE!!!!! D-Von climbs inside the ring and now Teddy quickly tags in Jack Evans right as he got out of the ring. D-Von hammers away on Teddy and now Evans climbs to the top rope AND DIVES ONTO EVANS BUT D-VON CATCHES HIM AND FALLS BACK, BUBBA GRABS HIM, 3-D!!!!! 3-D ON EVANS!!!!! Bubba with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!! PETE HARDY MAKES THE SAVE!!!!! The referee gains some control and now Bubba starts hammering away on Evans and meanwhile Isaac makes the hot tag to Pete Hardy. Hardy comes in and quickly takes Hart out with a forearm that sends him off the apron. Bubba and D-Von have Evans up, AND THEY NAIL THE DUDLEY DEVICE!!!! Hardy quickly runs up, CLOTHESLINES D-VON OUT OF THE RING!!!!! Isaac is up, AND NAILS THE DRIVE TO DESPAIR (Flying Hurricanrana) ON BUBBA RAY!!!!! Pete Hardy meanwhile has Evans, AND HE LOCKS IN THE LEASH HOLD (Texas Cloverleaf) AND EVANS HAS NOWHERE TO GO, HE TAPS OUT!!!!! HE TAPS OUT!!!!! HGV WIN THE TITLE SHOT!!!!!

Winners: HGV via Leash Hold submission

Rating: 79%

(Show fades with HGV celebrating the big victory)

Overall Show Rating: 79%

[HardcoreJay]

Wednesday, March 29th 2006

We scored a 2.09 rating for Breakout this week. 3,637 fans attended the show and we made $72,740 dollars in ticket and merchandise sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

Bryan Danielson and Drayton King Kick Off Best Of 7 Series

Last night on Breakout, Drayton King and Bryan Danielson got into a little tiff, the two have been fighting each other left and right, with both coming out with a couple of wins. Drayton King of course got a few of those wins by cheating or stealing the pinfall from the actual guy that deserved it. During the confrontation between Danielson and King, King challenged Dragon to a Best Of 7 Series that kicked off when Drayton King nailed Dragon over the head with a steel chair. In the actual match however, Dragon gained a little payback as he was able to slap on the Cattle Mutilation for the tap out, and he leads the series 1 to 0.

NEW BRASS KNUCKLES CHAMPION!!!!

After a HUGE win at Carnage Bowl, “The Franchise” Ares pulled out another big win this week on Breakout after he managed to pin the FORMER Brass Knuckles Champion Hardcore Jones, to capture the title. Jones was reluctant at first to get rid of the title he had already won a few weeks ago, but in the end, the two shook hands, and Jones handed over the Brass Knuckles Title to Ares and wished him luck.

DRH To Return To Action Next Week

After receiving some minor injuries at Carnage Bowl, DRH is expected to return to action next week, but it is unclear if he will be in action, or just there for his presence. We’ll keep you posted.

ANOTHER TOURNAMENT!!!!!

Another tournament is in the works for the next Pay Per View. This time around, it’s going to be known as Lord Of The Rings. It is going to be an 8 man tournament, in which there will be 4 first round matches, 2 semi final matches, and one big Main Event. There was some talk about making it a bigger tournament like Best Of The Best where 3 men will enter the first round match and the one that gets eliminated, the remaining two will face off and keep going until there is a Fatal 4 Way, but PWK decided to rethink that matter and just settle for one on one matches throughout the night.

Next week on Breakout, there is expected to be 2 qualification matches, and the week after there will be qualification matches as well. Don Callis is expected to announce the participants next week on Breakout.

WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Ares gets this for winning the Brass Knuckles Title

FINISHER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

AJ Styles gets this for the Spiral Tap

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

This goes to Danielson/King and Styles/Whitmer for both having fantastic matches.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Genocide Card For March 26th 2006

Tag Team

Backseat Boyz vs. Chris Sabin/Spanky

Non Title

Jay Briscoe vs. Matt Hardy

3 Way Dance

Frankie Kazarian vs. Bryan Danielson vs. Dustin Iler

Raven vs. Bubba Ray Dudley

Non Title

EZ Money vs. AJ Styles

Superfight Title Match, 3 Way Elimination

Nikita Sputnik © vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Nova

Mad Man Melina vs. Samoa Joe

Main Event

The Trinity (John Bay/Testament) vs. Church Of The Macabre (Christopher Daniels/Dan Pandora)

Breakout Card For April 4th 2006

Low Ki vs. Jay Lethal

Brass Knuckles Title Match

Ares © vs. Tyrant

Tag Team Title Match

Kash Money © vs. HGV

Plus, Don Callis announces qualification matches for Lord Of The Rings and DRH returns!

[HardcoreJay]

Friday, March 31st 2006

(Show opens up with Mike Rether and Clint White doing commentary and welcoming the fans to the show)

~GET UP, GET UP, DROP THE BOMBSHELL!!!!!~

(“Bombshell” by PM5K starts up and the fans cheer as Bubba Ray Dudley makes his way down to the ring. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPERATED!!!!!~

(“Come Out And Play” by The Offspring kicks in and the fans give a mixed reaction as Raven makes his way down to the ring. He climbs inside and stares down Bubba Ray Dudley as the music fades)

Bubba Ray Dudley vs. Raven

Raven and Bubba tie up in the center of the ring and Bubba knees Raven and clubs him in the back and sends him down. Bubba starts stomping and clubbing at him some more and now drops an elbow but Raven moves. Raven gets back up but Bubba cuts him off and chops him into the ropes. Bubba whips Raven to the far side and Raven comes back to a ducking Bubba and KICKS him right in the mush. Bubba dazed and now Raven runs up and nails him with a lariat but Bubba doesn’t go down. Raven chops him to the ropes and now nails him with a few more chops and now whips him NO Bubba holds on AND BRINGS HIM BACK AND SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Bubba slides outside and now grabs Raven and SENDS HIM into the guardrail. Bubba takes Raven now over to the steps, goes to hit his head, Raven blocks AND DRIVES BUBBA head first into the steps. Raven slides Bubba back inside the ring but his head is on the mat AND RAVEN STARTS TO CHOKE HIM!!!! Raven finally climbs back inside the ring and drops a knee on Bubba and covers, 1…2, Bubba kicks out. Raven starts to pound away on Bubba and now picks him back up and tosses him to the ropes. Bubba comes back and ducks a clothesline from Raven. Raven turns, JAB from Bubba, AND ANOTHER, and another, AND NAILS THE BIONIC ELBOW!!!! Raven gets kicked by Bubba and now he picks him up, SIT OUT POWERBOMB, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Raven gets the shoulder up.

Bubba picks Raven up and shoots him to the corner. Raven hits hard and now Bubba runs up, AND NAILS A SPLASH AGAINST RAVEN IN THE CORNER!!!!! Raven comes out and Bubba picks him up, SAMOAN DROP!!!!! Bubba covers, 1…2, Raven kicks out. Bubba starts hammering Raven and now locks in a sleeper. Raven starts to fight but eventually passes out. The referee picks up his hand for the third time and RAVEN KEEPS IT UP!!!!! Raven starts fighting back to his feet and finally gets to his feet and starts pounding away at Bubba and now goes behind, LOCKS IN A SLEEPER AND FALLS BACK SLAMMING BUBBA’S HEAD ON THE MAT!!!!! Raven covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! Raven picks Bubba up again and punches him to the ropes. Raven starts choking Bubba again and now tosses him to the far side. Bubba comes back and Raven kicks him in the gut, GOES FOR THE RAVEN EFFECT BUT BUBBA COUNTERS WITH A REVERSE ATOMIC DROP!!!!! Raven in some pain now and Bubba wraps him up from behind, BUBBA BOMB!!!! Bubba covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!! HE KICKS OUT!!!!! Bubba can’t believe it and now picks him back up and shoots him to the corner. Bubba walks up AND RAVEN RAKES HIM IN THE EYES!!!! Bubba is blind and Raven leaps up AND DIVES OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Bubba down and Raven covers, 1…2…. Bubba kicks out. Raven picks Bubba up and chops him to the ropes. Raven now whips Bubba to the ropes but Bubba counters and kicks Raven in the gut, Bubba picks him up for a suplex BUT RAVEN COUNTERS and goes behind his back, Bubba turns around, KICK BY RAVEN, RAVEN EFFECT CONNECTS, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winner: Raven via Raven Effect

(Suddenly from out of nowhere Jonas Testament runs inside the ring with a chair AND LAYS RAVEN OUT!!!!! Testament reaches down and picks him back up, AND NAILS THE DESTINY’S FLAW!!!!! Testament finally leaves with Raven left inside the ring)

Rating: 83%

~HAIL SABIN!!!!!~

(“Disciple” by Slayer starts up and the fans cheer as Chris Sabin and Spanky make their way down to the ring. Spanky and Sabin slide inside and get ready as “The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder starts up and out come the Backseat Boyz to a few cheers from the fans. Acid and Kashmere get kisses from the chicks at ringside and a few dollars shoved in their pants until they finally get to the ring and the music fades)

Chris Sabin/Spanky vs. Backseat Boyz

Sabin and Kashmere start things off and Kashmere nails Sabin with a few right hands and takes him to the ropes. Kashmere whips Sabin to the ropes and Sabin comes back and gets picked up by Kashmere but Sabin goes behind him and wraps him up, Kashmere elbows out of it and now turns to Sabin and kicks him in the stomach, SNAP SUPLEX but with a floatover and Kashmere covers, 1…2, Sabin kicks out. Kashmere picks Sabin up and shoots him into the corner. Kashmere runs up, Sabin elbows him in the face and now leaps up top AND COMES OFF WITH A SWINGING DDT!!!! Sabin and Kashmere back up and Sabin ducks a clothesline from Kashmere AND NAILS A STEP UP ENZIGURI!!!! Sabin with the cover, 1…2, Kashmere kicks out. Sabin picks Kashmere up and now hammers him into the corner and makes the tag to Spanky. Spanky comes in and nails Kashmere with a right hand in the ribs and goes to work on him now in the corner with a few chops. Spanky now whips Kashmere to the far side and makes the tag to Acid. Spanky now runs up, KASHMERE kicks Spanky in the face and now Acid comes in the ring AND NAILS HIM WITH A LARIAT!!!!! Acid with the quick cover, 1…2, Sabin breaks the count. Acid picks Spanky up and chops him to the ropes and now shoots him to the far side. Spanky comes back and Acid kicks him in the gut and NAILS A SWINGING SIT OUT FACE PLANT!!!!! Acid covers and hooks the leg, 1…2, Spanky gets the shoulder up. Acid picks Spanky back up and chops him a few times and now runs to the ropes and comes back, YAKUZA KICK MISSES!!!!! Acid turns around, HEEL KICK BY SPANKY CONNECTS!!!!! Acid gets back up and Spanky nails a lariat and takes him down again. Acid back up and Spanky nails a dropkick. Spanky with the cover, 1…2, Acid kicks out. Spanky gets back to his feet and picks Acid up and forearms him a few times and now goes behind him but Acid starts elbowing his way out of it and now goes behind Spanky, BACK SUPLEX NO SPANKY LANDS ON HIS FEET!!!! Spanky hammers Acid and Acid ducks over, Spanky to the ropes, LIFTS UP AND GRABS ACID BY THE HEAD AND COMES DOWN AND NAILS HIS HEAD ON THE KNEE!!!!! Acid hops up and Spanky tosses him to the corner. Spanky runs up, and Acid nails him with a forearm AND NAILS SABIN as well. Acid now runs up and Spanky ducks a lariat, Acid turns around, SPANKY NAILS A SUPERKICK AND COVERS, 1…2… KASHMERE BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!

Kashmere stays on top of Spanky and nails him with a few forearms and in comes Sabin and he grabs Kashmere, AND NAILS THE SABALIZER!!!!! Spanky picks Acid up and now tosses him into the corner. Spanky runs up, BACKFLIP OFF ACID!!!!! Spanky runs up and Acid picks him up and sends him out of the ring onto the apron. Acid goes for a punch but Spanky counters and nails a slap to Acid. Acid backs up, SPANKY SPRINGBOARDS IN BUT ACID DROPKICKS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Meanwhile Kashmere on the outside tosses Sabin in the steps. Kashmere slides back inside the ring, AND THEY HIT THE DREAM SEQUENCE ON SPANKY!!!!! (Cheers) Acid goes for the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Spanky gets the shoulder up. Acid makes the tag to Kashmere now and Kashmere comes in and nails Spanky with a knee to the face. Kashmere picks Spanky back up to his feet and now picks him up for a piledriver BUT SPANKY COUNTERS WITH A BACK BODY DROP AND MAKES THE HOT TAG TO SABIN!!!!! Sabin comes in and nails Kashmere, Acid runs up and gets taken out by a dropkick. Kashmere comes back and Sabin picks him up, GOING FOR THE CRADLE SHOCK AND HE HITS IT!!!!! Sabin with the cover, 1…2… ACID BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Spanky quickly comes back in and grabs Acid by the head, GOING FOR SLICED BREAD #2 BUT ACID HOLDS SPANKY UP AND DROPS HIM OUT OF THE RING!!!!! Sabin starts beating on Acid and now shoots him to the ropes, Acid comes back and leapfrogs over Sabin, AND KICKS HIM IN THE HEAD!!!!! Acid runs to the ropes, YAKUZA KICK ON SABIN AND KASHMERE ROLLS HIM UP, 1…2…3!!!!!!

Winners: Backseat Boyz via roll up

Rating: 91%

(The camera fades backstage where Samoa Joe is standing by)

Samoa Joe: Samoa Joe here… Giving you fans a little promo before I go out to that ring tonight and add another win to my record here in Pro Wrestling KING. And let’s talk about my opponent, Mad Man Melina. Melina… You think I haven’t been watching the tapes? You think I haven’t been watching you from day one… Of course I haven’t, because I know damn well that despite your big stature, and your ability to brawl your way to a victory… I know I can beat you, plain and simple. I don’t care if you’ve been involved in death matches Melina, I only care about three things… Myself, championships, and winning… I’ve already held the Superfight Title, which means that I was the hardest hitting champion ever, and I still am… Tonight, I get to show you why I am what I say I am… I am Samoa Joe… I am pro wrestling…

Rating: 70%

(“Highway Robbery” by Dillinger Escape Plan starts up and the fans cheer as Mad Man Melina makes his way to the ring. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!!~

(“Mama Said Knock You Out” by LL Cool J starts up and the fans cheer as Samoa Joe makes his way down the aisle. Joe climbs inside the ring and stares down Melina as streamers fly into the ring)

Samoa Joe vs. Madman Melina

Joe and Melina face off in the center of the ring and Melina slaps Joe in the face AND JOE RETURNS WITH A SLAP AS WELL!!!! The two stare each other down and now Melina starts working over Joe with right hands and takes him into the ropes. Melina takes Joe and whips him to the other side. Joe comes back and the two collide. Melina pushes Joe and JOE KICKS HIM IN THE THIGH!!!! Melina shakes it off and goes for a kick of his own, BUT JOE CATCHES IT AND NAILS A DRAGON SCREW!!!! Joe holds on and locks in a standing ankle lock but Melina kicks him off. Melina starts getting back to his feet AND JOE RUNS AND NAILS A SHINING WIZARD!!!! Joe covers, 1…2… Melina gets the shoulder up, BUT JOE QUICKLY GRABS THE ARM AND LOCKS IN THE JOEJIGATAME, AND MELINA HAS NOWHERE TO GO, AND HE TAPS OUT!!!!! JOE HAS BEATEN MELINA IN A MATTER OF MINUTES!!!!!

Winner: Samoa Joe via Joejigatame (Tazmission)

Rating: 73%

(The camera fades backstage where you see Jeff and Matt Hardy walking backstage when Nova walks up to them)

Nova: Hey guys.

Jeff Hardy: What’s up dude.

Nova: Nothing much, I was wondering if I could talk to you for a sec.

Matt Hardy: Hey bro, you go ahead and talk, I gotta get out there, later… Seeya Nova.

(Matt leaves)

Jeff Hardy: Go on….

Nova: Tonight, since it’s elimination style, how about me and you teaming up for a bit in the ring tonight and get rid of Sputnik first hand… Think about it, the guy’s bigger, god knows he’s a little stronger than both of us, but together, with our speed and such, we could probably take him out early… Then me and you can put on a real show. What do you think?

Jeff Hardy: I gotta say that you’ve got an idea, that’s for sure.

Nova: So you’re cool with it then?

Jeff Hardy: Absolutely… I think we can get rid of the big guy early… Then like you said, me and you afterwards put on a real show.

Nova: Great… Let’s do this then.

Jeff Hardy: Let’s do it.

(Nova and Jeff shake hands and walk off their separate ways)

Rating: 70%

~AWAKEN YOU!!!!! WITH A LITTLE EVIL INSIDE!!!!!~

(“Awaken” by Disturbed kicks in and the fans cheer as Matt Hardy makes his way down to the ring. He slides inside and holds up the Juniorweight Title as the music fades)

~GIMME BACK MY BULLETS!!!!!~

(“Gimme Back My Bullets” by Lynard Skynard starts up and the fans boo as Jay Briscoe makes his way to the ring. Jay slides inside and gets ready as the music fades)

Matt Hardy vs. Jay Briscoe

Jay and Matt tie up in the ring and Matt takes Jay down with an arm drag. Matt keeps the hold on but Jay now rolls to his feet and CHOPS HARDY right in the chest. Jay keeps chopping him and now runs to the ropes and comes back, Hardy kicks Jay in the gut and sets him up for a suplex but Jay counters and goes behind Matt, AND ROLLS HIM UP, 1…2, Matt kicks out. Jay hammers away on Matt and now picks him up and shoots him to the ropes. Matt comes back and ducks under a clothesline from Jay and runs to the ropes, he bounces off, AND NAILS A FLYING FOREARM!!!!! Jay gets back up, ARM DRAG from Matt. Matt back to his feet, ARM DRAG BY JAY!!!! Both back up again and they go for dropkicks and now they’re at a standoff. (Cheers) Jay and Matt tie up again and now Jay goes behind Matt but Matt elbows out of the hold and runs to the ropes. Matt comes back and Jay whips him to the ropes again, Matt comes back and ducks under a clothesline from Jay and now wraps him up, BACK SUPLEX!!!! Matt covers, 1…2, Jay kicks out. Matt locks in a side headlock and tightens the hold but Jay gets back to his feet and whips Matt to the ropes. Matt comes back and JAY DROP TOE HOLDS HIM TO THE MAT!!!!! Jay quickly wraps up Matt’s leg, and he’s got him in an indian deathlock. Jay reaches back and uses Matt’s hair as leverage and now the referee breaks the hold. Jay kicks Matt and now picks him back up. Jay shoots Matt Hardy into the corner and now runs up, GOES FOR A YAKUZA KICK BUT MATT MOVES AND JAY NAILS THE CORNER!!!!! Matt starts kicking the leg out from under Jay and now Matt picks Jay up and perches him at the top. Matt climbs up, GOES FOR A SUPER BACK SUPLEX BUT JAY ELBOWS HIM OFF AND MATT HITS THE CANVAS!!!!! Jay gets up to his feet and turns around, GOES FOR A SENTON OFF THE TOP BUT MATT MOVES OUT OF THE WAY!!!!! Jay gets up and holds his back in pain, AND MATT NAILS THE SIDE EFFECT, 1…2….3 NO!!!!! Jay kicks out at the last second.

Matt goes back to work on Jay and now takes him into the corner. Matt nails a few right hands on Jay and now perches him at the top. Matt climbs up and goes for a superplex but Jay counters it, AND NAILS A SITOUT SUPLEX SLAM OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Jay with the cover, 1…2… MATT GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Jay can’t believe it and goes back to work again on Matt. Jay picks Matt up and punches him in the face a few times and now runs to the ropes. Jay comes back and takes Matt down with a hard lariat and covers, 1…2… MATT KICKS OUT!!!!! Jay picks Matt back up and shoots him to the ropes. Matt comes back and ducks under a clothesline from Briscoe, Matt quickly grabs him from behind GOES FOR A BACK SUPLEX BUT JAY REVERSES!!!!! Jay lands on his feet and Matt turns around, JAY KICKS HIM, JAY DRILLER!!!!!! HE HITS THE JAY DRILLER, 1…2…3 NO!!!! MARK BRISCOE JUST HIT THE RING AND NAILS HIS BROTHER!!!!! The referee calls for the bell and now Mark Briscoe keeps hammering away on his brother and now Mark picks him up, CUT THROAT SUPLEX!!!!! MARK JUST LAID OUT HIS BROTHER!!!!!

Winner: Jay Briscoe by DQ

Rating: 89%

(“Mister Self Destruct” by Nine Inch Nails starts up and the fans boo as Dustin Iler makes his way down to the ring. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~YOU’RE THE BEST, AROUND!!!!!! NOTHING’S GONNA EVER TAKE YOU DOWN, YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!!!~

(“You’re the Best Around” Joe Espizito starts up and the fans boo as Frankie Kazarian makes his way down to the ring. He climbs inside and gets ready as the music fades)

~I’M JUST A SUCKER WITH NO SELF ESTEEM!!!!~

(“Self Esteem” by The Offspring starts up and the fans cheer as Bryan Danielson makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Frankie Kazarian vs. Dustin Iler vs. Bryan Danielson

Iler starts nailing Danielson with right hands and shoots him to the ropes. Danielson comes back and ducks under a clothesline but Kazarian nails Danielson with a couple chops. Kazarian whips Danielson into the corner and now Kazarian runs up, DANIELSON nails him with an elbow. Kazarian turns around, AND ILER NAILS HIM WITH A LARIAT!!!!! Iler goes to work on Danielson in the corner now and lifts him up. Iler nails him with a few elbows and now climbs up top and Dragon nails him with a few right hands and knocks him off the turnbuckle. Dragon perches himself at the top, COMES OFF WITH A HEADBUTT AND IT MISSES!!!!! Iler rolls to his feet and Kazaria grabs him and picks him up on his shoulders, BACK TO THE FUTURE, 1…2… Iler kicks out. Kazarian gets back up and Dragon nails him with a forearm and now grabs him, BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!! Dragon with the cover, 1…2, Kazarian gets the shoulder up. Danielson now grabs the arms of Kazarian, and now he locks in a butterfly submission. Iler is back up to his feet and starts punching away at Danielson. Danielson lets go of Kazarian and now Iler takes Danielson into the ropes. Iler whips Danielson to the far side, Dragon bounces off and comes back, Iler ducks down, DANIELSON WRAPS HIM UP, NAILS A TIGER DRIVER, 1…2... KAZARIAN BASEMENT DROPKICKS DANIELSON!!!!! Kazarian leaps on the turnbuckle, AND NOW COMES OFF WITH A FROG SPLASH ON DANIELSON, 1…2… DANIELSON KICKS OUT!!!!!! Iler getting back to his feet and Kazarian kicks him in the stomach and now runs to the ropes and comes back, AND ILER NAILS HIM WITH A KITCHEN SINK!!!!! Iler takes the hand of Kazarian and puts it outward and now puts his hand flat, AND HE NAILS THE THUMB BUSTER (Stomps Thumb) AND KAZARIAN IS IN PAIN!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Iler gives the crowd the thumbs up and then flicks them off with a smile. (Boos) Iler picks Kazarian up and shoots him to the corner. Kazarian hits the corner and now Iler runs up, KAZARIAN NAILS HIM WITH A KICK TO THE FACE!!!!! Iler turns around, AND DANIELSON NAILS HIM WITH A ROARING ELBOW!!!! Danielson covers, 1…2, Kazarian breaks the count.

Kazarian nails Danielson with a few clubs to the back and now picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. Danielson comes back and Kazarian kicks him in the stomach. Kazarian now grabs Danielson, ATTEMPTING A FISHERMANS SUPLEX but Danielson starts fighting back and now goes behind Kazarian, TIGER SUPLEX, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Danielson gets back to his feet and now Iler runs up, AND NAILS A BIG DROPKICK!!!!! Iler now picks Danielson up and shoots him to the ropes but Danielson reverses and sends Iler. Iler comes back and now Danielson picks him up, HE’S GOT HIM IN THE AIRPLANE SPIN!!!!! Danielson circles about 7 times and finally drops him down. Danielson is a little groggy, AND KAZARIAN NAILS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!! Kazarian covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Danielson kicks out. Kazarian gets back up and quickly grabs the leg of Danielson and locks in the figure 4. Kazarian tightens the hold BUT NOW DANIELSON IS REVERSING IT!!!! Kazarian breaks the hold and now Danielson is getting back up, BUT ILER SENDS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Iler quickly runs up and grabs Kazarian from behind, AND HE’S LOCKING IN THE CAESARIAN SECTION (Tazmission/Camel Clutch) AND HE’S GOT IT LOCKED IN, AND KAZARIAN TAPS!!!!!

Winner: Dustin Iler via Caesarian Section

Rating: 80%

~INTERGALACTIC PLAN-A-TARY!!!!!~

(“Intergalactic” by Beastie Boys starts up and the fans cheer as Nova makes his way down to the ring. Nova slides inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “Tourniquet” by Marilyn Manson and the fans cheer as Jeff Hardy makes his way down to the ring pumping up the crowd. Hardy climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “I’m Afraid Of Americans” by David Bowie and the fans boo as Nikita Sputnik makes his way down the aisle carrying the Superfight Title above his head. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Superfight Title Elimination Match: Nova vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Nikita Sputnik ©

Hardy and Nova start conversing with each other as Sputnik looks on. Finally Jeff and Nova run up and start assaulting Sputnik and they back him into the corner. Nova and Jeff start stomping away on him and now they shoot him to the far side. Sputnik hits the corner and now Nova runs up AND CLOTHESLINES HIM!!!!! Nova now drops down on all fours, AND JEFF RUNS UP AND NAILS THE POETRY IN MOTION!!!! Jeff and Nova high five each other BUT NOW SPUTNIK RUNS UP AND CLOTHESLINES BOTH OF THEM DOWN!!!! Sputnik quickly picks up Jeff Hardy and now nails him with a few right hands. Sputnik chops away at Hardy and now tosses him to the corner. Sputnik runs up and goes for a clothesline but Jeff moves out of the way. Sputnik hits the corner and now Jeff chops and stomps away at him. Jeff now grabs him and tries to send him to the far side but Sputnik holds Jeff and brings him back towards him, AND PICKS HIM UP AND LOCKS IN THE SIBERIAN GRASP (Bearhug) AND HE’S SHAKING AND SQUEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF HIM!!!!! Jeff Hardy is trying to break the hold by nailing Sputnik in the head and now Nova runs up AND CHOP BLOCKS SPUTNIK!!!! Sputnik goes down and now Jeff Hardy quickly climbs to the top rope, AND NAILS THE SWANTON BOMB!!!!! (Hardy! Hardy! Hardy!) Nova quickly climbs to the top rope, AND HITS HIS OWN SWANTON!!!!! Nova quickly grabs the leg of Sputnik and tries to go for a submission but Sputnik gets out of it. Nova and Jeff pick Sputnik up and now they whip him to the ropes. Sputnik comes back and both Nova and Jeff duck, Sputnik nails a kick to the face on Jeff NOW GRABS NOVA AND HITS THE LENINS TOMB!!!!! (Lifting Double Arm DDT) Sputnik gets back up and now Jeff runs up and kicks him in the stomach. Jeff now going for the Twist Of Fate but Sputnik counters and wraps him up, SAITO SUPLEX!!!!! Jeff is down and now Nova is getting back up, SPUTNIK NAILS A BIG BOOT TO NOVA!!!! Sputnik now picks Nova back to his feet, AND HITS THE IRON CURTAIN (Tombstone) ON NOVA!!!!! Sputnik quickly grabs Nova, AND LOCKS IN A CHICKENWING, AND NOVA TAPS!!!!! NOVA’S GONE!!!!!

Sputnik now goes back to work on Hardy and Hardy starts fighting back and now whips him to the corner but Sputnik reverses and sends Hardy into the turnbuckle. Hardy runs up the corner, AND HITS WHISPER IN THE WIND!!!!! Hardy now grabs the arm of Sputnik and locks in an armbar. Sputnik is in some pain but manages to reach out for the ropes and lays his foot on it. Hardy gets off Sputnik and now picks him up and shoots him to the corner. Hardy runs up, SPUTNIK COMES OUT WITH A LARIAT AND KNOCKS JEFF FOR A LOOP!!!!! Sputnik now signaling for the end of the match. Jeff is down and Sputnik wraps up his legs, AND HE’S GOT THE KGB CLUTCH LOCKED ON (Surfboard Tazmission) AND JEFF TAPS OUT!!!!! SPUTNIK RETAINS THE TITLE!!!!

Winner And Still Superfight Champion: Nikita Sputnik

Rating: 78%

~I FEEL THE SUN, SHINING, DOWN ON ME!!!!!~

(“Down On Me” by Jackyl starts up and the fans boo as EZ Money and Kid Kash make their way down to the ring with the Tag Team Titles around their waists. Kash Money climb inside the ring and play to the fans as the music fades)

~YOU ARE, YOU ARE!!!!! I AM, I AM!!!!!!~

(“I Am” by Dale Oliver starts up and the fans cheer as AJ Styles makes his way down to the ring carrying the Television Title around his waist. Styles climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Non Title: AJ Styles vs. EZ Money

Styles and Money lock up and Money knees Styles in the gut and NAILS a side suplex. Money quickly digs his knee into the back of Styles and locks on a reverse chin lock. Money holds it in for a few seconds and finally let’s go and nails a stomp to the head of Styles. Money picks him back up and now chops him to the ropes. Money now whips Styles to the other side and now Money ducks down and Styles comes back and kicks him in the face. Styles picks Money up and nails a scoop slam and now runs to the ropes, AND HITS A FLIPPING SENTON right on top of Money. Styles with the cover, 1…2, Money kicks out. Styles picks him up and chops him into the turnbuckle. Styles takes Money and sends him to the far side. Styles now runs up and Money nails him with an elbow to the face. Money now climbs on the second rope, AND LEAPS OFF AND NAILS A NECKBREAKER!!!!! Money with the cover, 1…2, Styles kicks out. Money now goes down and grabs the leg of Styles and locks in a half crab but Styles gets to the ropes but Money doesn’t let go of the hold and now the referee takes him off and Money argues with him for a few seconds, AND KID KASH RUNS UP THE APRON AND DROPKICKS STYLES RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!!!! Money goes back over and picks Styles up and shoots him into the corner. Money runs up and nails a leaping forearm into Styles and now takes him out to the center of the ring and picks him up in a suplex, AND NAILS THE BANK ROLL (Release Brainbuster) AND COVERS, 1…2… STYLES gets the shoulder up at the last second. Money picks him up again and starts chopping him into the ropes. Money now whips Styles into the rope, AND STYLES HITS THE NO HANDED SOMERSAULT PLANCHA ON TOP OF KID KASH!!!!!! (AJ! AJ! AJ!) Styles gets back to his feet and turns around, AND MONEY BASEBALL SLIDES AND NAILS STYLES IN THE FACE!!!!! Styles backs into the guardrail and now Money gets out of the ring and chops Styles. Money now takes Styles and slides him inside the ring. Styles getting to his feet, MONEY GOES FOR THE MONEY CLIP BUT STYLES CATCHES HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!!!!! Styles drops and covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Styles picks Money up and now tosses him to the ropes. Money comes back and Styles kicks him in the gut and now picks him up, he’s got him in an argentine backbreaker, AND HE FLIPS HIM DOWN INTO A DDT!!!!!! Styles with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!! MONEY KICKS OUT!!!!!

Styles gets back up and now brings Money up to his feet and Money nails him with a few shots the ribs. Money now runs to the ropes and comes back and ducks a clothesline from Styles, nails a handspring BUT COMES UP ON THE ROPES AND NAILS A SPRINGBOARD BACK ELBOW BUT STYLES COUNTERS AND GRABS HIM, AND NAILS A GERMAN SUPLEX, 1…2… MONEY KICKS OUT!!!!! Styles gets back to his feet and stomps away on Money and now climbs up on the turnbuckle. Styles perches himself at the top, KID KASH COMES ON THE APRON BUT STYLES KICKS HIM OFF!!!!! Styles perches himself up on the top again but now Money runs up and crotches him on the turnbuckle. Money climbs up top and now picks Styles up, SUPERPLEX CONNECTS!!!!!! Money and Styles are both down and now Money goes and makes the cover, 1…2… STYLES KICKS OUT!!!!! Money can’t believe it and now picks him up again. Money chops him a few times and now picks him up, GOING FOR MONEY IN THE BANK BUT STYLES ROLLS OVER AND PINS HIM WITH A SUNSET FLIP, 1…2, Money kicks out of it. Money now back to his feet kicks Styles in the stomach, AND NOW PICKS HIM UP, AND HE NAILS THE PAY STUB (Cradle Suplex) AND STYLES FOOT NAILS THE REFEREE!!!!!! Money with the cover but there’s no referee. Kid Kash is in the ring now and he’s got a chair. Kid Kash puts the chair down and now picks up Styles, MONEY MAKER ON THE CHAIR!!!!! EZ Money covers Styles and Kid Kash revives the referee, makes the count, 1…2…3!!!!

Winner: EZ Money

Rating: 93%

~DON’T FUCK WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!~

(“Paint It Black” by The Rolling Stones starts up and the fans boo as Jonas Testament and John Bay make their way down the aisle. Testament is holding a barbed wire bat and John Bay is holding a chair. They climb inside the ring and Testament grabs a microphone)

Jonas Testament: So Raven, you think you’re Church is going to kill us? You think that Christopher Daniels and Dan Pandora are gonna come down here and get rid of us? How dumb can you fucking be? Tell ya what Raven… You think you’re Church is going to beat us, well let’s see if they’ve got the fucking balls to get rid of us, IN A SOUTH PHILADELPHIA STREET FIGHT!!!!! IF YOU’RE TWO CHUMPS GOT THE GUTS RAVEN, GET THEIR ASSES DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!

Rating: 92%

~WE’RE DISPOSABLE TEENS, WE’RE DISPOSABLE!!!!!!~

(“Disposable Teens” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Christopher Daniels walks out through the curtain carrying a chain in his hand and Dan Pandora carrying his glass baseball bat. They walk down and the Trinity leap out and start brawling with the Church as the bell sounds)

South Philly Street Fight: The Trinity vs. The Church Of The Macabre

Daniels and Pandora are getting beat by Bay and Testament and now Testament takes Daniels and tosses him into the guardrail. Pandora is starting to fight back and he’s got Bay and picks him up, AND TOSSES HIM CHEST FIRST ON THE GUADRAIL!!!!! Testament has Daniels in the fans and now he picks up a chair AND SMACKS DANIELS ACROSS THE HEAD WITH IT!!!! Pandora has his glass baseball bat and he’s holding it up, AND SMASHES IT ACROSS THE BACK OF JOHN BAY!!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Bay’s back is busted open and now Pandora takes him off the guardrail and makes a cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Pandora starts pounding away on Bay and now he reaches over and grabs the chain that Daniels brought out AND NAILS BY TWICE IN THE FOREHEAD!!!! Over with the fans now Testament tosses Daniels into a couple of chairs. Testament grabs Daniels and now tosses him over the guardrail back into the ring area. Pandora brings Bay over and slides him inside the ring. Pandora climbs inside the ring and quickly picks up the barbed wire bat and now goes to hit Bay BUT BAY COUNTERS IT AND LOW BLOWS HIM!!!! Pandora topples over and now Bay grabs the bat, AND NAILS A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP AND STARTS DIGGING THE BARBED WIRE INTO THE FLESH OF PANDORA!!!!! Daniels has managed to get the upper hand on Testament and now he takes him and smashes his head on a table nearby. Daniels puts Testament on top of the table and now climbs up on the apron, AND DIVES OFF AND LEG DROPS TESTAMENT THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Daniels has the cover, 1…2… TESTAMENT KICKS OUT!!!!!

Pandora is getting hammered by Bay and both are bleeding. Bay sends Pandora into the corner and now Bay picks the chair up and goes after him, BUT PANDORA KICKS THE CHAIR INTO BAY’S FACE!!!!! Bay is dazed and now Pandora runs up and NAILS Bay with a lariat. Bay goes down and now Pandora climbs up the turnbuckle, AND NAILS THE ANGEL’S SANCTUARY (Corkscrew Moonsault) ON BAY, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Bay kicks out at the last second and now Daniels picks Testament up and now goes to send him in the turnbuckle BUT TESTAMENT REVERSES AND NAILS DANIELS!!!!! Daniels forehead is busted open and now Testament slides inside the ring. Pandora is nailing Bay with the chair and now goes to nail him again but Testament grabs the chair, AND NAILS PANDORA OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Pandora goes down and Bay covers, 1…2, Pandora kicks out. Testament picks Pandora up and shoots him to the corner. Testament runs up, NAILS A CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Testament now whips Pandora into Bay, BAY PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS THE WAKE UP CALL (Rikishi Driver) ON PANDORA, 1…2… DANIELS BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Daniels starts to hammer away on Bay but Testament runs up AND NAILS A BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF DANIELS!!!!! Daniels is bloody and tired and now Testament picks him up and shoves him in the corner and starts choking him out with his boot. Bay now has Pandora and he takes him into the ropes. Pandora comes back toa ducking Bay, PANDORA PICKS HIM UP, PILEDRIVER ON TOP OF THE CHAIR!!!!! Pandora now grabs the barbed wire bat and runs up, AND NAILS TESTAMENT OVER THE BACK!!!!! Pandora now picks Testament up in a powerbomb, DANIELS IS ON THE TURNBUCKLE AND LEAPS OFF WITH A NECKBREAKER!!!!! Daniels covers Testament, 1…2… 3 NO!!!!! TESTAMENT KICKS OUT!!!!!

Daniels yells something at Pandora and now Pandora goes to the outside and goes under the ring and pulls out a table. Pandora slides the table inside and now Daniels starts to set it up. Daniels now gets nailed from behind by Bay and now Pandora slides inside and grabs Bay and starts beating him onto the table. Bay is laying flat and now Daniels walks over, BEST MOONSAULT EVER THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Daniels covers, 1…2… TESTAMENT BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Pandora starts nailing Testament and now picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. Testament hits the ropes and comes back and ducks a clothesline from Pandora, AND GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND AND NAILS A REVERSE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!!! Pandora is down and now Daniels runs up on Testament and tries to hit the Angel’s Wings but Testament counters with a back body drop. Daniels starts getting up AND PANDORA NAILS HIM WITH A BIG BOOT!!!!!! Daniels goes down and now Bay is starting to move and he grabs the chair and gets back to his feet. Pandora is back up, AND BAY NAILS HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!! Pandora topples out of the ring, AND NOW TESTAMENT LOCKS DANIELS IN THE RUSTY CAGE (Dragon Clutch) AND DANIELS TAPS!!!!!

Winners: The Trinity via Rusty Cage submission

Rating: 93%

(The show fades with the Trinity standing over top of the Church victorious)

Overall Show Rating: 83%

Edited May 17, 2006 by HardcoreJay

[HardcoreJay]

Saturday, May 1st 2006

We got a 1.84 rating for Genocide this week. The attendance level was 3637 fans. And we made $72,740 dollars from ticket sales.

Sophie has made it clear that we made $792,000 dollars off merchandise this month.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

Lord Of The Rings Participants

It’s been announced that there is going to be a 16 man tournament starting on Breakout this week, 13 have been announced, and they are, Sonjay Dutt, Ruckus, Mike Quackenbush, Xavier, Dan Pandora, CM Punk, Homicide, Teddy Hart, Antonio Mason, Christopher Daniels, Charlie Thriller Jay Man, and Jade Diamond.

The other participants are expected to be announced on Breakout.

Breaking News: BG James FIRED by PWK and Ron Killings QUITS!!!!!

Word got around before Genocide this week, that BG James got into a big heated argument with a fellow PWK worker who will remain nameless at this point in time about an hour or two before the show went on the air. The argument escalated, and BG James was seen by a staff member, punching the other worker. This led into a small brawl that involved Ron Killings defending his good friend BG James, until a couple of wrestlers and officials broke it up. BG James was fired on the spot once Mr. Martin and Jason B. found out about it, when they approached Ron Killings and told him that he’d be suspended for his actions, he immediately quit the company. Further investigations found out that WWE had approached Ron Killings about working for the company again, and this could be the reason why he quit… As far as BG James goes, this was not because he was offered another contract from a different promotion, but there is no doubt that he will find work somewhere else.

It’s a sad loss for PWK, but, PWK will live on without them, although management is needed to rewrite a few angles that were planned for the next few weeks involving the team.

Jay Man Returns From Injury

It’s been a long couple of weeks but Jay Man has come back from his nose injury and is expected to return to the ring within the next two shows.

Also some good news on returns, B-Boy’s broken leg has been healed and B-Boy is expected to return to the ring soon as well.

Other News Around The Wrestling World

Ric Flair has officially retired from WWE. He’s had a long successful career, being a 16 time World Champion, etc. The list can go on, but it is official that Ric Flair is no longer wrestling. When told to comment on his retirement, Flair stated that he was looking forward to running his own promotion in the near future.

Happy Birthday 2 You!

The following birthdays occured this month: Samoa Joe (26), Mike Quackenbush (29), Colt Cabana (26), Claudio Castagnoli (22), Gabriel Octavo Marquez (23)

WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Nikita Sputnik gets this for retaining the Superfight Championship.

FINISHER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!!

Finisher of the night goes to Dustin Iler for the Caesarian Section.

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

EZ Money/AJ Styles and The Trinity/Church of the Macabre get match of the night this week as the fans were very much hyped for both of them.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!

Breakout Card For April 4th 2006

Brass Knuckles Title

Ares © vs. Tyrant

Low Ki vs. Jay Lethal

Tag Team Titles

HGV vs. Kash Money ©

Plus, Don Callis announces qualification matches for Lord Of The Rings and DRH returns!

Genocide Card For April 7th 2006

Petey Williams vs. Sonjay Dutt

CM Punk vs. Hardcore Jay

Tag Team

Chris Hero/Super Dragon vs. Nikita Sputnik/Gabriel Octavo Marquez

Jeff Hardy vs. Justice Pain

Tag Team

Mark Briscoe/Paul London vs. Jay Briscoe/Jimmy Rave

Main Event, World Title

DRH © vs. Sexxxy Eddy

**Cards Subject To Change**

[HardcoreJay]

Tuesday, May 4th 2006

(Show opens up with Don Callis standing inside the ring while the fans are chanting PWK. After a few moments, Callis starts to speak)

Don Callis: ONCE AGAIN, ladies and GENTLEMEN!!!!! It is my pleasure to give you fans the scoop on yet ANOTHER tournament that will be held every year, to go along with Carnage Bowl, I’m talking about our next Pay Per View, Lord Of The Rings…

(Cheers)

Don Callis: It will be a 16 man tournament, but since I’m being VERY generous, I have allowed one more entrant in this tournament… 16 men will compete in qualifying matches for the next two weeks, and whoever wins their respective matches will automatically get them to the Pay Per View, where they will compete in the Elite 8, I like to call it. The Elite 8 will consist of 4 first round matches, then the semi finals will consist of two matches, and finally the finals where we will crown our Lord Of The Rings Champion… And WHOEVER wins the tournament, will get themselves a World Title shot at the NEXT Pay Per View, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.

(Cheers)

Don Callis: Now, the participants have been chosen, you all seem to know them, so without further a due, LET’S KICK THIS SHIT OFF!!!!! THE FIRST QUALIFYING MATCH WILL BEGIN NOW, IT’S SONJAY DUTT TAKING ON RUCKUS!!!!!

Rating: 85%

(“Truth Hurts” by Addictive Remix starts up and the fans cheer as Sonjay Dutt makes his way down to the ring. Sonjay climbs inside the ring and does the sprinkler and then gets ready as the music fades)

~NIGGA ACKS ABOUT ME, NIGGA ACKS, ABOUT ME!!!!!~

(“I’m A Hustla” by Cassidy starts up and the fans cheer as Ruckus makes his way down to the ring. He climbs inside and gets ready as the music fades)

Qualifying Match: Sonjay Dutt vs. Ruckus

Ruckus and Sonjay lock up and Sonjay takes Ruckus down with a leg trip and covers, 1… Ruckus kicks out and now both are back up and Ruckus takes Sonjay down with an arm drag, both back up and Sonjay nails an arm drag. Both back up again and Sonjay goes for an arm drag BUT RUCKUS HITS A FLIP TWIST and nails an arm drag on Sonjay. Both back up and Sonjay goes for a kick but Ruckus grabs the leg and FLIPS SONJAY and Sonjay lands on his feet and ducks a clothesline from Ruckus and goes for a dropkick but Ruckus swats him away and goes for a flipping leg drop but Sonjay moves and we’re at a standoff. (Cheers) Sonjay and Ruckus now go for a test of strength and Ruckus bends Sonjay down and Sonjay balances himself with his head and now Ruckus brings him back up and kicks him in the gut and wraps him up, AND HITS THE PARKER!!!!! Ruckus with the cover, 1…2, Sonjay kicks out. Ruckus brings Sonjay back up and chops him into the ropes. Ruckus whips Sonjay to the other side and now Sonjay comes back and Ruckus picks him up, SONJAY NAILS A HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER!!!!! Ruckus slides out of the ring and now Sonjay runs up, LEAPS TO THE TOP AND HITS A 180 PLANCHA ON RUCKUS!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Sonjay gets back to his feet and now picks Ruckus up and goes to whip him into the guardrail but Ruckus counters and brings him up and hits a slam on the outside. Ruckus now climbs on the apron, AND HITS A SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!!! (Ruckus! Ruckus! Ruckus!) Ruckus now picks Sonjay up and tosses him back inside the ring. Ruckus climbs on the apron and now starts climbing the turnbuckle but Sonjay quickly gets to his feet and runs up, AND NAILS A SUPER ARM DRAG OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!! Sonjay crawls over and covers, 1…2… Ruckus kicks out. Sonjay starts stomping Ruckus and now runs over to the ropes, LIONSAULT MISSES!!!! Ruckus gets back to his feet, HITS THE RUCKUS STAR PRESS, 1…2… Sonjay kicks out. Ruckus picks him up and chops him to the ropes. Ruckus whips Sonjay to the far side, Sonjay comes back to a ducking Ruckus, AND NAILS THE CAL CUT CUT!!!!! Sonjay with the cover, 1…2… Ruckus kicks out. Sonjay picks Ruckus up and tosses him to the corner. Sonjay runs up and Ruckus lifts him up and Sonjay lands on the turnbuckle, AND HITS A REWIND HURRICANRANA, 1….2… KICK OUT!!!!! (Sonjay! Sonjay! Sonjay!)

Sonjay is back to his feet first and now chops Ruckus into the corner and now he picks him up and slaps him. Sonjay starts climbing up top but Ruckus fights back and knocks him down. Ruckus perches himself at the top, POETIC RUCKUS NO!!!!! SONJAY MOVES!!!!!! Sonjay gets back to his feet and now runs up, RUCKUS kicks him in the gut NOW PICKS HIM UP FOR THE HATE CRIME BUT SONJAY REVERSES AND COMES DOWN AND BRINGS RUCKUS DOWN INTO A DOUBLE KNEE BACKBREAKER!!!!! Sonjay with the cover, 1…2… Ruckus kicks out. Sonjay picks Ruckus up and now chops him into the ropes and now whips Ruckus to the far side. Ruckus comes back and ducks a clothesline from Sonjay, AND HITS A HANDSPRING FLIPPING HEEL KICK!!!!! Ruckus with the cover, 1…2, Sonjay kicks out. (Cheers From The Fans) Ruckus picks Sonjay up and chops him into the ropes and now whips him to the far side. Sonjay comes back and Ruckus picks him up for a tilt-a-whirl AND SONJAY ROLLS AROUND THE BACK OF RUCKUS AND HITS A DDT!!!!! (Sonjay! Sonjay! Sonjay!) Ruckus is getting back to his feet and now runs at Sonjay with a clothesline but Sonjay ducks and now hits a backslide, 1…2… Ruckus kicks out. Both back to their feet and Ruckus gets the advantage and takes Sonjay into the corner. Ruckus signals for it, AND GOES FOR THE RAZZLE DAZZLE BUT SONJAY MOVES!!!!! Sonjay chops Ruckus in the corner and now picks him up and sits him on the turnbuckle and slaps him. Sonjay starts climbing up but Ruckus fights back and knocks Sonjay down off the turnbuckle. Sonjay runs up and Ruckus kicks him in the gut and now turns him around, RUCKUS GOES FOR A DIAMOND DUST BUT SONJAY COUNTERS AND NAILS HIM WITH A MICHINOKU DRIVER AND HOOKS THE LEG, 1…2…3!!!!! SONJAY DUTT IS GOING TO THE PAY PER VIEW!!!!!

Winner: Sonjay Dutt via Michinoku Driver

Rating: 85%

(The scene fades backstage where Ares is walking in the hallway with the Brass Knuckles Championship around his shoulder, AND TYRANT RUNS UP AND ATTACKS HIM TO START THE MATCH!!!!!!)

Brass Knuckles Title: Ares © vs. Tyrant

Tyrant clubs Ares in the back and takes him to the floor. Tyrant now walks over and grabs a nearby table and picks it up dumping everything on top of it to the floor, AND HE DROPS IT ON TOP OF ARES!!!!! Tyrant now grabs Ares and picks him up and punches him a few times and now tosses him hard into the wall. Tyrant now starts choking out Ares AND HE LIFTS HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL AND CONTINUES TO CHOKE HIM!!!!! Tyrant lets go of him and Ares falls to the floor and now Tyrant sets the table up again and now starts hammering away on Ares. Tyrant picks Ares up, HE’S GOING FOR THE LAST REGRET BUT ARES COUNTERS BY PUNCHING TYRANT and Tyrant backs into the wall and Ares drops to the floor. Ares gets back up and starts punching away at Tyrant and now Ares grabs a nearby chair AND BLASTS IT AGAINST THE FACE OF TYRANT!!!!! Tyrant is rocked and now Ares places him on the table. Ares runs up, LEAPS UP AND SLAMS DOWN ON TYRANT BUT THE TABLE DOESN’T BREAK!!!!! Ares now climbs on top of the table and now leaps up, SENTON ON TYRANT AND THE TABLE BREAKS!!!!! Ares covers and a referee runs up and counts, 1…2…3 NO!!!! TYRANT GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!

Ares starts pounding away on Tyrant and now picks him up and drags him down the hall. Ares picks up a nearby chair and SMACKS IT AGAINST THE BACK OF TYRANT!!!!! Ares now picks up a trash can AND NAILS TYRANT OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Tyrant backs up a few feet, AND ARES GOES TO NAIL HIM AGAIN BUT TYRANT BOOTS ARES IN THE FACE!!!!!! Tyrant picks up the trash can and now nails Ares over the head with it and dumps the trash on top of him. Tyrant picks up a half eaten hamburger, AND SMASHES IT IN ARES’ FACE!!!!! Ares starts to choke on the odor of the rotten hamburger and now Tyrant picks Ares up and tosses him in a door, THEIR IN THE BATHROOM!!!!! Tyrant tosses Ares in the stall door and Ares hits hard. Tyrant runs up, ARES MOVES AND TYRANT SMACKS AGAINST THE WALL!!!!! Ares picks up a spray cleaner, AND HE SPRAYS THE EYES OF TYRANT!!!!! Ares now grabs a trash can in the bathroom, AND NAILS TYRANT WITH IT!!!!!! Tyrant is on the ground and now Ares puts the trash can on top of Tyrant and now Ares climbs up onto sink counter, AND LEAPS OFF AND NAILS THE PICTURE PERFECT FROG SPLASH ON THE TRASH CAN AND SQUASHES TYRANT, HE COVERS, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winner And Still Brass Knuckles Champion: “The Franchise” Ares

Rating: 73%

(Don Callis is in his office talking with Bryan Danielson when Drayton King comes in and both Danielson and King look to start up a fight)

Don Callis: WHOA, WHOA, THERE WON’T BE ANY FIGHTING IN HERE!!!!!

Drayton King: HEY, HE STARTED IT!!!!!

Don Callis: I DON’T CARE!!!!! Look King, what do you want?

Drayton King: Hey, I just came in to talk to you about Lord Of The Rings… What the hell are you doing here?

Bryan Danielson: As a matter of fact, I came for the same reason.

Drayton King: Oh, yeah… That’s just great Callis, put this guy in the damn tournament and not even BOTHER to give one of your rising stars the chance…

Don Callis: FIRST of all, I never even gave him an answer about the tournament… Second of all, last time I checked, there were still a couple of spots available… So with that being said, if you two will leave afterwards and take this fight outside my office, you’re both in the tournament….

Drayton King: Good to hear… So who am I facing tonight?

Don Callis: Nobody. You’ll have your match next week.

Drayton King: OH BULLSHIT!!!!! I didn’t come here to have the night off, I came here to get my chance to get into the tournament, and I came here to beat whoever my opponent was… And I want an opponent TONIGHT!!!!!

Don Callis: You want an opponent tonight? Well fine, HE’S YOUR OPPONENT!!!! And your little Best Of Seven Series continues.

Drayton King: You know what… That’s fine with me.

Bryan Danielson: Me too.

(King looks at Dragon and snickers at him and then leaves with Danielson looking on)

Rating: 79%

(“The Passportal” by Team Sleep starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Xavier makes his way down to the ring. Xavier climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~CUZ THIS IS THRILLER!!!!!!~

(“Thriller” by Michael Jackson starts up and the fans boo as Charlie Thriller makes his way down to the ring. Thriller climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~SUPERNOVA GOES POP!!!!!~

(“Supernova Goes Pop” by PM5K starts up and the fans cheer as “Wild Child” Antonio Mason walks down to the ring. Mason climbs inside the ring and stares down his opponents as the music fades)

Qualifying Match: Xavier vs. Charlie Thriller vs. “Wild Child” Antonio Mason

Thriller, Xavier and Mason walk to the center of the ring and start trading slaps with each other. Xavier quickly grabs Mason and forearms him a few times and tosses him to the ropes. Mason comes back and leaps over Xavier and into Thriller who picks him up for a tilt-a-whirl but Mason counters it and comes back down and takes Thriller over with an arm drag. Thriller gets back up and Xavier nails him from behind with a lariat. Xavier picks Thriller up and wraps him up but Thriller elbows his way out of it and runs up and nails Mason with a shoulder block. Mason goes down and now Thriller runs up and knees Xavier and now forearms him to the ropes. Thriller whips Xavier to the other side and now Xavier bounces off and comes back to a ducking Thriller and kicks him in the face. Thriller pops up and Xavier picks him up, AND NAILS A SWINGING SLAM ON THRILLER!!!! Xavier with the cover, 1…2, Mason breaks the count. Mason starts pounding away on Xavier and now Mason picks him up and tosses him out of the ring. Mason now getting cheers from the fans and now Mason runs to the ropes and comes back, AND DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES ONTO XAVIER!!!!! Mason and Xavier starting to get back up to their feet, AND CHARLIE THRILLER RUNS UP AND LEAPS OVER THE TOP ROPE WITH A BODY PRESS ON TOP OF HIS OPPONENTS!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Thriller starting to get back to his feet and he grabs Mason and tosses him back in the ring. Thriller climbs inside and boots Mason in the face and now picks him up, STALLING PILEDRIVER!!!! Thriller with the cover, 1…2, Mason kicks out. Thriller now grabs the leg of Mason and tries to go for a figure 4 but Mason counters and kicks Thriller to the ropes, AND XAVIER IS THERE AND NAILS Thriller through the ropes. Thriller topples over and XAVIER HITS A SLINGSHOT SUNSET FLIP, 1…2… MASON KICKS XAVIER IN THE BACK!!!! Mason now picks Xavier up and tosses him in the corner. Mason starts chopping him but now Xavier grabs Mason and turns him into the turnbuckle, AND STARTS NAILING THE MUY THAI KNEES!!!!! Mason is rocked and now Xavier turns around, THRILLER HITS HIM WITH A SUPERKICK!!!! Thriller goes for the cover, 1…2… Xavier breaks the count. Thriller gets back up and chops Mason in the corner and now picks him up. Thriller starts climbing up top but Mason starts fighting back and knocks Thriller off. Thriller starts getting back to his feet, MASON LEAPS OFF AND CONNECTS WITH A DDT!!!!! Mason rolls him over and covers, 1…2… Thriller kicks out. Mason starts getting back to his feet and Xavier nails him with a few chops and now shoots him to the ropes but Xavier reverses and sends Mason. Mason comes back and Xavier kicks him in the gut, GUT WRENCH SUPLEX BUT HE TURNS IT INTO A NECKBREAKER!!!!!! (Cheers) Xavier with the cover, 1…2… Mason kicks out.

Xavier starts pounding Mason and now Thriller is back up and now Xavier picks up Mason and Thriller and Xavier whip Mason to the ropes. Mason comes back and Xavier and Thriller flips Mason up, they grab him again, AND THEY FLIP HIM OVER INTO A DOUBLE SIT OUT SLAM!!!!! Xavier goes for the cover but Thriller pulls Xavier off and covers him, 1…2… Xavier pulls Thriller off. Thriller and Xavier nose to nose now and they start shoving each other and Thriller starts nailing him with forearms. Thriller shoots Xavier into the ropes. Xavier comes back and ducks a clothesline, GOING FOR THE X-BREAKER BUT THRILLER REVERSES AND WRAPS HIM UP, GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!! Thriller hits the german suplex but can’t hold on and now he gets back to his feet and Mason runs at him with a clothesline but Thriller blocks it and picks up Mason, AND HE NAILS THE SPIN CYCLE (Airplane Sit Out Face Slam) ON MASON, 1…2… XAVIER BREAKS THE COUNT!!!! Xavier stomps away on Thriller and now picks him up and tosses him in the corner. Xavier runs up, BIG FOREARM ON THRILLER!!!!! Thriller walks out of the corner and now Xavier picks him up and nails a slam. Xavier climbs up the turnbuckle, 450 SPLASH ON THRILLER, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! THRILLER GETS THE SHOULDER UP AT THE LAST SECOND!!!!! Xavier gets back to his feet and goes after Mason. Xavier picks Mason up, GOES FOR THE KISS YOUR X GOODBYE BUT MASON COUNTERS AND GOES DOWN HIS BACK AND HE NAILS A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!!! Mason with the cover, 1…2… Xavier kicks out. Mason now goes to the top rope, Xavier gets back to his feet, MISSILE DROPKICK CONNECTS ON XAVIER!!!!! Xavier rolls out of the ring and now Thriller is back up and he goes after Mason with a clothesline, MASON DUCKS UNDER IT AND NAILS THE SUPERKICK ON THRILLER!!!!! Mason covers and hooks the legs, 1…2…3!!!!! MASON IS GOING TO THE PAY PER VIEW!!!!

Winner: Antonio Mason via Superkick

Rating: 80%

~YEAH, YOU PUSH IT!!!!! YEAH, YOU PUSH IT!!!!!~

(“Push It” by Static-X starts up and the fans cheer as Jay Lethal makes his way down the aisle. Lethal climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “Realest Killaz” by 2 Pac and the fans give a mixed reaction as Low Ki makes his way down the aisle. Low Ki climbs inside the ring and stares down Lethal as the music fades)

Jay Lethal vs. Low Ki

Lethal and Low Ki lock up and Low Ki gets the advantage and takes Lethal down with a deep arm drag AND STARTS KICKING LETHAL IN THE BACK!!!! Lethal rolls to the outside and is in pain and now gets back in the ring but Low Ki runs up and kicks Lethal in the gut. Low Ki picks Lethal up and shoots him to the ropes. Lethal comes back and Ki kicks him in the gut and now nails a snap suplex and quickly wraps him up in a standing surfboard. Low Ki lets go of the hold, AND KICKS LETHAL HARD IN THE BACK AGAIN!!!! Low Ki picks Lethal up and now chops him in the corner. Low Ki picks Lethal up and now runs at him but Lethal kicks Low Ki in the face and now hops on the turnbuckle and comes off with a body press and connects, 1…2, Low Ki kicks out. Lethal gets back to his feet and Low Ki is up as well and Lethal nails a European uppercut. Lethal keeps nailing Low Ki with a couple right hands and now takes him to the ropes, AND LOW KI GOES FOR THE TIDAL WAVE BUT LETHAL MATRIXES AWAY FROM IT!!!! Lethal gets back up, AND LOW KI NAILS A HUGE LARIAT!!!! Low Ki covers, 1…2… Lethal gets the shoulder up. Low Ki starts nailing Lethal with a few more kicks, Low Ki goes for a kick, BUT LETHAL GRABS HIS LEG AND NAILS A DRAGON SCREW!!!! Lethal still holds the leg of Low Ki and now locks in the sharpshooter. Lethal screams out and the fans are cheering for him. Low Ki is tugging his way to the ropes and finally grabs the bottom rope. Lethal lets go of the hold and now goes back to work on Low Ki. Lethal stomps away on the back of Low Ki and now picks him up and chops him a few times. Lethal now whips Low Ki to the ropes. Low Ki comes back and LETHAL HITS AN OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! Lethal quickly covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Low Ki kicks out at the last second.

Lethal stomps away on Low Ki and now points to the corner. Lethal climbs up to the top and now perches himself at the top, DIVING HEADBUTT MISSES IT’S MARK!!!! Lethal sits up, AND LOW KI NAILS A ROUNDHOUSE KICK TO THE FACE OF LETHAL!!!!! Low Ki with the cover and hooks the leg, 1…2…3 SHOULDER UP!!!!! Low Ki gets back to his feet and picks Lethal up and tosses him to the corner. Low Ki runs up, TIDAL KRUSH!!!!! Lethal is rocked and now Low Ki picks him up in a fireman’s carry, AND LOW KI NAILS THE KRUSH RUSH!!!!! Low Ki still holds onto Lethal, AND HE SPIKES HIM DOWN HARD ON THE MAT!!!!! Low Ki stands up and now goes over to the corner and climbs up top, Low Ki perches himself at the top, FLYING DOUBLE FOOT STOMP MISSES BUT LOW KI ROLLS TO HIS FEET!!!!! Low Ki back up goes after Lethal but misses a clothesline, AND LETHAL WRAPS HIM UP AND NAILS THE DRAGON SUPLEX!!!!! (Lethal! Lethal! Lethal!) Lethal hits the Dragon Suplex but he doesn’t have enough in him to make the cover. Lethal gets back to his feet and now Lethal picks Low Ki back up, Lethal sets him up, GOES FOR THE LETHAL INJECTION BUT LOW KI COUNTERS IT AND LOCKS IN THE DRAGON CLUTCH!!!!! AND LETHAL TAPS!!!!!

Winner: Low Ki via Dragon Clutch submission

Rating: 82%

~DON’T FUCK WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!~

(“Gimme Danger” by Iggy Pop and The Stooges starts up and the fans boo as Daniel Reed Helton makes his way down the aisle carrying the World Heavyweight Title around his shoulder. He’s got a few bandages around his arm as well as his head from the matches at Carnage Bowl. Helton climbs inside the ring and gets on the microphone as the music fades)

Daniel Reed Helton: For almost 5 months now… I’ve been wearing this World Heavyweight Title. And for close to 5 months now, I have beaten, and I have decimated ANYBODY that tries to come and take this title from me.

(Boos)

Daniel Reed Helton: No matter what the situation was, I came out on top. And if you people remember, I went through THREE fucking matches at Carnage Bowl, actually I went through TWO matches at Carnage Bowl, and one fluke match, and regardless of how much blood poured out of my veins and my body, I STILL WALKED OUT WITH THIS TITLE!!!!!

(Boos)

Daniel Reed Helton: Not only did I walk out with this title, but I also walked out with a nice trophy, declaring myself the FIRST EVER, CARNAGE BOWL CHAMPION!!!!! And the funny thing about being the Carnage Bowl Champion, is that NOBODY in this fucking arena, or anybody that CAME to that fucking show, nobody thought I was going to win it… WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! I mean did you even look at who all was IN that fucking tournament? If by any chance I had to go up against EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE guys, I would’ve kicked all their fucking asses. But for the one’s that I did beat the shit out of… Nate Webb, Dan Pandora, Justice Pain, Raven, and Hardcore Jay… They were the ones that felt my wrath at Carnage Bowl, and god knows if it were to happen all over again, I’d still be the one left standing, while all of them would be lying in a pool of their own fucking blood, while I stand in this ring, still holding this title, and still being known as the first ever Carnage Bowl Champion.

(Boos)

Daniel Reed Helton: And now that I’ve come back from my short little time off to heal my wounds… Am I to understand that there’s gonna be another tournament this month? Where if I heard correctly, whoever wins this tournament gets a shot at my World Title?

(Cheers)

Daniel Reed Helton: Well you know something… I think that’s a GREAT idea. You know… Put some of the all around best in this tournament, just so that the winner of this tournament can get their fucking asses handed to em as well. Because it doesn’t matter if it’s Bryan Danielson, it doesn’t matter if it’s CM Punk, Homicide, whoever wins this fucking tournament, they WILL NOT BEAT ME FOR THIS FUCKING TITLE!!!!!

~BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!!!!!~

(The fans in the arena cheer as Hardcore Jay walks out onto the stage holding a microphone in his hand and smoking a cigarette in his mouth. The music fades and Jay begins to speak)

Hardcore Jay: Helton… I think I speak for everyone in this place, when I tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

(Cheers)

Hardcore Jay: Because understand this right now Helton… At Carnage Bowl, things would’ve been a lot different. Oh yea, things would’ve been a lot different if you hadn’t of jumped me from behind and almost killed me… I know it must’ve felt good stringing me up with that fucking noose, and I know that it must’ve felt pretty good seeing my eyes roll back in my head as I tried so desperately to fucking breath. There’s just one thing Helton, YA DIDN’T KILL ME!!!!!

(Cheers)

Hardcore Jay: But, I’m not just out here because you screwed me out of becoming the champion of Carnage Bowl, I’m also out here because you screwed Raven too… And I could give a flying fuck about Raven, but everybody here knows that if it weren’t for your little pussy girlfriend John Bay, Raven would’ve beaten your fucking ass, AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT!!!!!

(Cheers)

Hardcore Jay: But you know something Helton… You still holding that title is all well and fine… Because this Lord Of The Rings Tournament is going to be choosing like you said, the all around best to challenge you for that title, and as of right now, you and everybody else here tonight is looking at the all around best…. ME!!!!!

(Cheers)

Hardcore Jay: I have already entered my name in this fucking tournament, and next week I get my chance to qualify, and by god, come hell or high fucking water, I’m going to that damn Pay Per View, and by god, I’M GONNA FUCKING WIN IT!!!!! AND WHEN I DO WIN IT HELTON, COME SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH, THAT TITLE IS MINE, MINE, ALL MINE!!!!!

(Cheers)

Daniel Reed Helton: All yours huh Jay? Do I need to remind you of the last few times you’ve stepped in the ring with me? Each time you’ve tried to take this title to me, each time you’ve told EVERYBODY that you’d beat me… Look what happened… Face it Jay, I will always be just a step ahead of you… And you can go ahead and enter in this tournament all you want to, even if you win it, your ass won’t get very far when it comes to fighting me.

Hardcore Jay: You know something Helton, as of right now, yeah, that belt you’ve got around your shoulder is important to me… But what I want more than that, IS TO BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS ALL OVER THIS ARENA!!!!!

(Cheers)

Hardcore Jay: AND I THINK I’LL JUST DO IT!!!!!

Rating: 96%

(Jay drops the microphone and starts to head down to the ring but Don Callis quickly runs out through the curtain with a microphone)

Don Callis: STOP!!!! JAY, STOP!!!!! Both of you aren’t gonna get at each others throats tonight, that’s for damn sure. I’m not going to risk anything here tonight. Number one, I’m not risking your status Jay in the tournament… And number two, I’m not risking losing DRH due to an injury, when he’ll be defending the title at Lord Of The Rings.

Daniel Reed Helton: WHAT!!!!!

Don Callis: THAT’S RIGHT HELTON!!!!! What? You thought that the Pay Per View was just going to be nothing but tournament matches? Oh no Helton, you’ll be defending that title… In fact, you’ll be defending that title, IN A FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE MATCH!!!!! And you’re opponent will be…. RAVEN!!!!

(Cheers)

Don Callis: So for right now, you two can stop with this bickering bullshit… Jay, you’ve got yourself a match with CM Punk on Genocide, and Helton you’ve got a match with Sexxxy Eddy, AND YES YOUR TITLE WILL BE ON THE LINE!!!!! I suggest you two rest up… Now get the hell out of here so this show can go on.

(Jay takes a long look at DRH inside the ring, flicks him off and then walks backstage. DRH gets out of the ring and heads back up the aisle as Callis walks back with him)

Rating: 83%

~HAIL TO THE KING!!!!!!~

(“Know Your Rights” by The Clash starts up and the fans boo as Drayton King makes his way down to the ring. King climbs inside and gets ready as the music fades)

~I’M JUST A SUCKER WITH NO SELF ESTEEM!!!!!!~

(“Self Esteem” by The Offspring starts up and the fans cheer as Bryan Danielson makes his way down to the ring. He climbs inside and gets ready as the music fades)

Qualifying Match: Drayton King vs. Bryan Danielson

King and Dragon lock up and Dragon quickly locks King up in an arm lock. King manages to reverse it and locks Dragon in a top wrist lock Dragon powers back and now spins King around and locks in an abdominal stretch. Dragon holds the move in and now King manages to break out of it and spins around and takes Dragon down with a drop toe hold and now leaps up and locks Dragon in a reverse headlock. Dragon starts fighting out of it and gets on a knee but King takes Dragon down with a headlock takeover. King holds the move in tighter but now Dragon grabs King by the head with his leg and brings him down in a leg lock sleeper. King writhers around for a few seconds and now rolls up but Dragon still has the hold on but now King flips on top of Dragon and has a cover, 1…2… Dragon bridges out of it and spins around with King, GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!!!! And now Dragon quickly gets back to his feet, AND KICKS KING HARD IN THE BACK!!!!! King rolls out of the ring and now starts complaining. Dragon now runs up AND LOOKS TO GO FOR A DIVE BUT STOPS BEFORE THE ROPES AND KING QUICKLY MOVES AND DRAGON STARTS LAUGHING AT HIM!!!!! King starts talking trash and now slides back in the ring and DRAGON AND KING ARE BRAWLING!!!!! King and Dragon trade punches and chops with each other and now King quickly nails a kick on Dragon in the gut and NAILS A DDT!!!!! King crawls over and covers, 1…2, Dragon kicks out. King gets up and kicks Dragon a few times and now picks him back up and chops him into the ropes. King whips Dragon to the far side and now King ducks down and Dragon comes back, SUNSET FLIP BUT KING ROLLS TO HIS FEET, AND GOES FOR KING ME (Shining Wizard) BUT DRAGON BLOCKS IT!!!!! Dragon starts fighting back and nails King with a few right hands to the ropes. Dragon takes King and shoots him to the ropes but King reverses and sends Dragon. Dragon hits the ropes and comes back and now King quickly kicks him in the gut, AND NAILS A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!!! King with the cover, 1…2, Dragon gets the shoulder up but now King grabs the arm of Dragon, AND LOCKS ON A TRIANGLE CHOKE!!!!!

King holds the choke in tighter and Dragon is starting to fight out of it but King keeps applying pressure. Dragon now finally manages to turn over and now Dragon is able to get to a knee. Dragon now with all his body weight ACTUALLY STARTS PICKING KING UP OFF THE MAT, AND HE HITS A DESPERATION POWERBOMB!!!!! (Dragon! Dragon! Dragon!) King lets go of the hold and now Dragon gets to his feet and holds his shoulder in some pain and now King is back up, AND HE KICKS DRAGON IN THE SHOULDER!!!!! Dragon is in pain and now King starts punching away at Dragon’s shoulder. King now chops Dragon into the corner and picks him up. King SLAPS Dragon in the face and now starts climbing up top. King starts climbing up top but Dragon starts fighting back AND STARTS HEADBUTTING KING!!!!! Dragon keeps headbutting King AND NOW DRAGON TOSSES HIM OFF!!!!! King hits the canvas and now Dragon perches himself at the top, DIVING HEADBUTT CONNECTS BUT HIS SHOULDER IS HURT BUT STILL MAKES THE COVER, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! KING KICKS OUT!!!!! Dragon starts holding his shoulder in pain but now picks King up and shoots him to the corner. King hits hard and now Dragon runs up and KING KICKS HIM IN THE FACE!!!! King now grabs Dragon and TOSSES HIM OUT OF THE RING!!!! King climbs outside and now picks Dragon up, AND TOSSES HIM IN THE STEEL STEPS SHOULDER FIRST!!!!!! Dragon screams in pain and now King is continuously stomping on the hurt shoulder. King picks Dragon up, AND TOSSES HIM SHOULDER FIRST AGAINST THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!!!! King is still working away on the shoulder and now he picks Dragon up and tosses him back inside the ring. King now walks over, AND HE’S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!!!!!

King climbs back inside the ring and now the referee is trying to grab the chair away from King, BUT KING SHOVES THE REFEREE TO THE GROUND!!!! Dragon starts getting back up, AND KING BLASTS DRAGON OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!!!! The referee calls for the bell and disqualifies King but King continues to work away on Dragon with the chair until referees and security guards pour out from the back and detains King.

Winner: Bryan Danielson via DQ

Rating: 91%

(The camera fades backstage where HGV are standing by)

Isaac Comelightly: A couple nights ago, me and the “Pitbull” did whatever it took to make it here tonight. We went through two of the top tag teams in Pro Wrestling KING, and we were the ones to earn ourselves a Tag Team Title shot. We’ve had title shots in the past, and we’ve dropped the ball. Tonight however, is a different story.

“Pitbull” Pete Hardy: Damn right it’s a different story. It’s different because tonight me and Isaac are the hungry ones for the Tag Team Titles. If we weren’t here tonight, some other team that were hungry for the titles would be here, but they’re not, because WE earned the chance to be here tonight, and WE earned the chance to go after those titles-

Isaac Comelightly: And WE’RE gonna be the team that brings em home tonight.

“Pitbull” Pete Hardy: Kash Money… Get ready to go bankrupt.

Rating: 85%

~I!!!!! HATE!!!!! EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!!!!~

(“I Hate Everything About You” by 3 Days Grace starts up and the fans cheer as Hardcore Gratuitous Violence makes their way down to the ring. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

~MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!!! KID ROCK!!!!!!!~

(“Bawitaba” by Kid Rock starts up and the fans boo as Kash Money make their way down the aisle holding the Tag Team Titles around their waists. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

Tag Team Title Match: Kash Money © vs. HGV

EZ Money and Isaac start things off and right off the bat Money makes a grab for Isaac and maneuvers him into a front headlock. Comelightly escapes it and chucks Money into the ropes. Money comes off the ropes, COMELIGHTLY NAILS A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!!! Money gets back to his feet, Isaac nails an arm drag. Both back up and now Isaac flings himself into the ropes, LEAPS OFF WITH A CROSS BODY DROP BUT MONEY DROPKICKS HIM!!!!! Money gets back up and picks Isaac off the mat and starts chopping him. Money whips Isaac to the far side and now Isaac bounces off and Money nails him with a kick to the gut AND NAILS A SNAP SUPLEX!!!!! Money gets back up and starts taunting Isaac and now Money pulls Comelightly up by his hair and tosses him into the corner. Money begins to stomp away on a defenseless Isaac. Money steps up to the first rope and begins to choke Isaac. Money rears up to the center of the ring. Money now runs up, GOES FOR A BIG SPLASH BUT HE MISSES!!!!! An enraged Comelightly is taking the advantage now. He takes the dizzied body of Money and picks him up, SUPLEX NO HE LANDS MONEY ON HIS FEET, AND COMES DOWN WITH A NECKBREAKER!!!!! Isaac covers, 1…2… Kash makes the save. Isaac now picks Money back up and begins to give him hell with those left jabs of his. Money is standing up almost lifelessly taking the brutal flurry of fists that are raining down on his forehead. Comelightly backs up, runs back at Money, jumps up AND NAILS A BULLDOG!!!!!!! Kid Kash is jumping up and down on the ring apron begging his partner for the tag. Comelightly looks out to the cheering crowd with a smirk on his face. Comelightly now picks Money up but Money starts fighting back and now he dives over to Kash and makes the tag. Kash gets in the ring and now Kash is telling Isaac to tag out to Hardy. Isaac obliges and makes the tag to Pete Hardy. Hardy and Kid Kash stand face to face. Kash puts his hands out and Hardy meets the offer by grabbing Kash's outreached hands. Kash quickly kicks Hardy and now starts punching away at him. Kash now whips Hardy to the ropes and now Hardy comes back and Kash holds his hands up for Hardy to stop. Hardy stops AND KASH SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!!!! (Boos) Kash laughs and turns around, AND HARDY GETS PISSED AND KICKS HIM HARD IN THE BALLS!!!!! (Cheers) Hardy is now on the offensive. He grabs Kash by the back of the neck and headbutts him. Hardy now picks Kash up, and nails a slam. Hardy runs to the ropes and leaps up, HEADBUTT ON KASH and the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Hardy gets back up and picks Kash up and shoots him to the ropes. Kash comes back and Hardy lifts up Kash, AND KASH NAILS A HURRICANRANA, 1…2… Hardy kicks out. Hardy stands back up as Kash shoots him back into the ropes. Hardy comes back and is met with a dropkick.

Kash covers Hardy but Hardy kicks out at the first second. Kash gets back up and tosses Hardy to the ropes. Hardy comes back and ducks a clothesline from Kash. Kash turns around, HARDY PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS A FLAPJACK!!!!! Hardy gets back up and now Kash is up holding his chest, AND HARDY PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS A JACKHAMMER!!!!! Hardy covers, 1…2… Money comes in and breaks the count but keeps on Hardy. Isaac comes in and starts hammering away on Money and now takes him to the ropes. Money comes back AND ISAAC BACK BODY DROPS HIM!!!!! Kash is back up and Isaac runs to the ropes and comes back to Kash, FLYING FOREARM!!!!! Kash gets back up, HGV grab him and lift him up in a double suplex, AND THEY SLAM HIM ON TOP OF MONEY!!!!! Kash gets up and holds his chest in pain and now Hardy grabs him, AND NAILS THE MAD DOG DROP!!!!!! Isaac climbs on the turnbuckle, AND HITS THE WALL STREET CRASH (720 Moonsault) ON KASH, 1…2…. THE WIDOWMAKERS ARE AT RINGSIDE AND BUD PULLS ISAAC OUT OF THE RING!!!!! Thriller leaps inside the ring AND NAILS A SUPERKICK ON HARDY!!!!!

Winners: HGV via DQ

(The West Coast Widowmakers are pounding away on HGV AND HERE COME THE DUDLEY BOYS!!!!! Bubba and D-Von are pounding away on the Widowmakers now and there’s an all out war in the ring)

Rating: 86%

(The show fades with the Dudley’s and HGV brawling with Kash Money and the Widowmakers)

[FADE TO BLACK]

Overall Show Rating: 84%

[HardcoreJay]

Wednesday, April 5th 2006

We got a 1.98 rating for Breakout. The attendance level was 3311 people. We made $82,775 dollars from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

BREAKOUT RENEWED FOR ANOTHER 6 MONTHS!!!!!

After talking with the presidents of KBBL programming, they have agreed to further Breakout for another 6 months. Below is a statement from KBBL president, Birch Barlow.

“We have been very happy with running Pro Wrestling KING’s Breakout television show for quite some time now. It’s given wrestling fans a new kind of attitude when it comes to professional wrestling, and we here at KBBL feel that a new extended contract will benefit both parties financially, and we are happy to keep this product on board.”

PWK OPENS WRESTLING SCHOOL!!!!!!

Looking to become a professional wrestler? Looking to live out that big dream of getting on television and wrestling the likes of AJ Styles and CM Punk? Well, PWK is proud to announce that it’s FINALLY opened it very own wrestling dojo. The wrestling dojo will be sure to teach you everything there is to know on becoming a manager, referee, or wrestler.

The cost for tuition is 2,500 dollars, but there are payment methods you can take which will only make you pay about 250 dollars a month. If you’re looking forward to get your career in wrestling started, contact the Pro Wrestling KING Training School at ProWrestlingKING.com to get more information.

First 3 Lord Of The Rings Participants DETERMINED!!!!!

After this Breakout, 3 of the 8 participants for Lord Of The Rings have been determined. Those participants are:

Sonjay Dutt who defeated Ruckus.

Antonio Mason who defeated both Charlie Thriller and Xavier

“American Dragon” Bryan Danielson who won through disqualification when Drayton King hit him with a chair.

The next qualification matches are set to take place next week on Breakout. The remaining participants in the qualifying rounds are: Hardcore Jay, Homicide, CM Punk, Dan Pandora, Jay Man, Jade Diamond, Sabian, Christopher Daniels, Mike Quackenbush, and Teddy Hart

Bryan Danielson Suffers Shoulder Injury

During last night’s match against Drayton King, Danielson appeared to be favoring his shoulder a lot after the first 10 minutes of the match. After taking some punishment on it from King, and also getting is shoulder hit with the steel chair, Danielson was in bad condition even after the match was over.

Doctors have confirmed however, that Danielson did have his shoulder dislocated during the match. Dragon has been told to take a few weeks off of competing in the ring, however with the Pay Per View coming up soon, Danielson does not want to miss this opportunity to become the first Lord Of The Rings Champion. More on this as the story unfolds.

Pro Wrestling KING Coming Out With A Magazine?

It has been rumored that PWK has contacted a few publishing companies about developing a PWK Magazine. Nothing has been talked about, but don’t hold this as just a rumor.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Genocide Card For April 7th 2006

Petey Williams vs. Sonjay Dutt

CM Punk vs. Hardcore Jay

Tag Team

Chris Hero/Super Dragon vs. Nikita Sputnik/Gabriel Octavo Marquez

Jeff Hardy vs. Justice Pain

Tag Team

Mark Briscoe/Paul London vs. Jay Briscoe/Jimmy Rave

Main Event: World Title

Sexxxy Eddy vs. DRH ©

Breakout Card For April 11th 2006

Qualifying Match

Hardcore Jay vs. Dan Pandora

Qualifying Match

CM Punk vs. Homicide

Qualifying Match

Christopher Daniels vs. Mike Quackenbush

Qualifying Match

Jay Man vs. Sabian

Qualifying Match

Jade Diamond vs. Teddy Hart

**Card Subject To Change**

[HardcoreJay]

Friday, April 7th 2006

~OH CANADA!!!!!!~

(“Calm Like A Bomb” by Rage Against The Machine starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Petey Williams makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “Truth Hurts” by Addictive Remix and the fans cheer as Sonjay Dutt makes his way out through the curtain. Dutt does the “Sprinkler” and climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Petey Williams vs. Sonjay Dutt

Williams and Dutt meet in the center and lock up. Williams locks in an armbar and Dutt quickly rolls to the mat and hits a handspring and comes back with an armbar of his own but now kicks Williams, Williams topples over and Dutt puts his leg behind his head and backflips to his feet, AND NAILS A BACK SUPLEX NO WILLIAMS lands on his feet and clubs Dutt in the back. Dutt falls to a knee and Williams runs to the ropes and comes back, DROPKICK by Dutt. Dutt and Williams back up and now Williams nails Dutt with a dropkick of his own. Both back up and now Dutt runs at Williams and Williams shoots him to the ropes. Dutt comes back, WILLIAMS WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BUT DUTT COUNTERS WITH A DDT!!!!! Dutt with the cover, 1…2… Williams kicks out. Dutt picks Williams up and shoots him to the ropes. Williams comes back and Dutt with a tilt-a-whirl BUT WILLIAMS TURNS IT INTO A HURRICANRANA!!!!!! Williams quickly gets to his feet and grabs Dutt from behind, RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!!!!! Williams with the cover, 1…2… Dutt kicks out at the last second.

Williams on the upperhand and now locks in a figure 4 on Dutt. Dutt manages to reverse it and now Williams breaks the hold. Dutt gets back to his feet and now Williams runs up, DUTT kicks him in the gut, AND NAILS THE CAL CUT CUT!!!!! Dutt covers and hooks the leg, 1…2, Williams kicks out. Sonjay now picks Williams up and nails a scoop slam. Dutt now looks around, measures him up, DUTT STAR PRESS, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! (Sonjay! Sonjay! Sonjay!) Sonjay questions the referee and now picks Williams back up and shoots him to the corner. Dutt runs up and Williams lifts him up and over the top rope but Sonjay lands on the apron. Williams turns around and Sonjay SLAPS him in the face. Sonjay now pulls the ropes, AND HITS THE BOMBAY BLAST ON WILLIAMS!!!!!! Williams able to roll to his feet and now runs at Dutt and he ducks a clothesline from Dutt. Dutt turns around, KICK BY WILLIAMS, CANADIAN DESTROYER CONNECTS, 1…2…3!!!!!!

Winner: Petey Williams via Canadian Destroyer

Rating: 81%

(The camera fades backstage to Chris Hero standing by with Richard Thorton)

Richard Thorton: Folks, I’m standing by with Chris Hero, and Chris, tonight marks another match between you and Nikita Sputnik, however it’s a Tag Team match, with you and Super Dragon taking on Sputnik and Gabriel Marquez, and I gotta ask, what’s going through your mind right now?

Chris Hero: Well it’s obvious that what’s going through my head right now is WINNING this match tonight, which I… Excuse me, which WE, as in me and Super Dragon, WE WILL win this match tonight.

Richard Thorton: Well I have to say that this is yet another match, but this match between you and Sputnik, but the last time you faced off with Sputnik, he knocked you out legit and-

Chris Hero: YOU DON’T THINK I KNOW THAT THORTON?!?!?! HUH?!?!?! You don’t think that I don’t remember him knocking me out a few weeks back? Yeah, Sputnik knocked me out, okay. He knocked me out and he won the match, whoopty freaking doo. Let me just go on the record by saying whatever knocks Chris Hero down, Chris Hero gets right back up and gets even, and TONIGHT, mark my words Richard Thorton, I’ll be getting even with Sputnik…

(Hero walks off)

Rating: 71%

(“I’m Afraid Of Americans” by David Bowie starts up and the fans boo as Nikita Sputnik makes his way down to the ring carrying his Superfight Title around his shoulder. He climbs inside the ring and puts the title in the corner as the music fades into “Black Helicopters” by Non Phixion and out walks Gabriel Octavo Marquez to a chorus of boos from the fans. Marquez climbs inside the ring and plays to the crowd as the music fades into “Shadowboxing” by GWA feat. Method Man and the fans cheer as Super Dragon walks out through the curtain. Dragon makes his way down the aisle and slides inside the ring looking to nail Marquez but Marquez slides outside the ring)

~I AM!!!!! SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME, ON MY BIRTHDAY DEATH BED!!!!! I AM!!!!! SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME, CUZ I’M DEAD AND BLOATED!!!!!~

(“Dead And Bloated” By STP starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Chris Hero walks out through the curtain staring down at the ring. Hero walks down and climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Nikita Sputnik/Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. Chris Hero/Super Dragon

Hero and Dragon throw rock, paper, scissors and Hero wins and gets ready to start things off with Marquez. Marquez and Hero lock up and Hero snaps on a side headlock. Hero holds the move and now goes behind his waist and SLAPS HIM HARD in the back. Marquez shakes it off and goes for another tie up and now Marquez has a side headlock and now goes behind Hero’s back AND SLAPS HIM!!!! Hero shakes it off as well and now the two start trading chops. Hero, Marquez, Hero, Marquez, Hero goes for a chop, BUT POKES MARQUEZ IN THE EYE AND LOCKS ON THE CRAVATE!!!!! (Hey!) Hero holds the move and now drops Marquez with a Cravate snapmare, runs to the ropes, AND HITS A FLIPPING EYE RAKE!!!!! Hero sits up and flicks off Sputnik. Hero gets back up and tosses Marquez in the corner and now Hero tells Marquez to tag out to Sputnik and he does. Sputnik comes in AND CHRIS HERO ATTACKS WITH FLURRY’S OF RIGHT HANDS!!!!! Hero backs Sputnik in the ropes and shoots him to the far side. Sputnik comes back to a ducking Hero and kicks NO HERO GRABS THE LEG AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A DRAGON LEG SCREW!!!! Hero holds onto the leg of Sputnik and now locks in a standing ankle lock. Sputnik is able to kick Hero off and now starts getting back to his feet, BUT HERO LOCKS IN THE CRAVATE!!!!! (Hey!) Hero locks the hold in but NOW SPUTNIK LIFTS HIM OFF HIS FEET AND NAILS A BACK SUPLEX!!!!! Sputnik gets back up and now begins to nail Hero with a few forearms and now Hero crawls over and tag out to Dragon. Dragon hops inside the ring and runs up and ducks a clothesline from Sputnik and nails a dropkick to the back of his head. Dragon runs to the ropes, CLOTHESLINE to the back of the head but Sputnik doesn’t go down. Dragon now starting to kick the thigh of Sputnik and he goes down to a knee. Dragon runs to the ropes, bounces off AND HITS A CANNONBALL SENTON ON SPUTNIK AND COVERS, 1…2, Sputnik kicks out.

Dragon now starting to stomp away on Sputnik and now picks him up but Sputnik starts firing back with punches and chops and now shoots him to the corner. Sputnik runs up AND LEAPS AND TURNS IN THE AIR BUT CRASHES INTO AN EMPTY TURNBUCKLE!!!!! Dragon continuously kicks Sputnik and now climb out onto the apron, LEAPS UP AND HITS A HEADSCISSORS ON SPUTNIK!!!! Sputnik goes back to the corner and tags out to Marquez. Marquez comes in and now Dragon and Marquez circle and Dragon goes for a tie up but Marquez knees him in the gut and nails a snap suplex but floats over and covers, 1…2, Dragon kicks out. Marquez quickly grabs the arm of Dragon and locks in an armbar but now Hero comes in AND NAILS MARQUEZ WITH A SENTON!!!!! Sputnik comes in and starts hammering away on Hero. Sputnik backs Hero into the corner and starts choking him out with his boot and now Dragon has Marquez turned around, he wraps him up, CURB STOMP!!!!!! (Dragon! Dragon! Dragon!) Dragon is back up and now he runs up and nails Sputnik with a few forearm shots and now he holds him up and Hero kicks him in the gut, AND NAILS A DDT!!!!! Hero kicks Sputnik outside the ring and goes to the outside to work him over. Meanwhile Dragon picks up Marquez, GOES FOR THE PSYCHO DRIVER BUT MARQUEZ COUNTERS IT AND ROLLS HIM UP, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Dragon kicks out at the last second. Hero on the outside takes Sputnik and tosses him in the steel steps and now slides back inside the ring. Marquez now tells the referee that Hero should be in his corner and the referee starts to discipline Hero, MARQUEZ GRABS THE SUPERFIGHT TITLE AND NAILS DRAGON IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!! Dragon falls down and Marquez covers, 1…2…3!!!!! Chris Hero can’t believe it and now runs in and grabs Marquez, HERO’S WELCOME!!!!! Hero nails him with the Hero’s Welcome and now Super Dragon is back up and picks him up, PSYCHO DRIVER II!!!!!! Sputnik doesn’t even care and just walks back up the ramp with his Superfight Title as Hero and Dragon have laid a beating to Marquez.

Winners: Gabriel Marquez/Nikita Sputnik via Pinfall

Rating: 80%

(The scene fades backstage where Jay Briscoe is lacing up his boots when Jade Diamond, Kash Money and the Widowmakers walk up)

Jade Diamond: Look boys, it’s Jay, “I don’t give a damn about my brother” Briscoe.

Jay Briscoe: My middle name is a lot shorter than that… But what you said is fine… Why you here Jade?

Jade Diamond: Well it’s like this… Me and the boys here have been watching your matches… We’ve watched a few of em before PWK though, cuz let’s face it, here when you were teaming with your brother, hate to say it, but ya kinda blew a little bit. But before all this, we took some time to watch your matches, and we all took a vote, and would like YOU, Jay Briscoe, to be the newest PROFIT!!!!!

Jay Briscoe: You want me to join your gang?

Jade Diamond: Gang…. Is a little too extreme for what this is… This my friend is a family BOND between all of us… I mean we all like the same things, namely winning matches, getting those checks cashed and of course women… But more than that, we’ve got each others backs… You yourself have nobody to watch yours, and we’re giving you that invitation. What do you say there then?

Jay Briscoe: I appreciate the offer… I really do… Mind if I kick back and think about it for a while?

Jade Diamond: Sure… Just give us an answer in the next couple days.

(Jade shakes hands with Jay Briscoe and then walks off)

Rating: 79%

~FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!!!!! TIME MARCHES ON!!!!!~

(“For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica starts up and the fans boo as Justice Pain makes his way down the aisle with Nick Gage by his side. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “Tourniquet” by Marilyn Manson and the fans cheer as Jeff Hardy walks down the aisle hyping the fans up. Jeff slides inside the ring and gets ready but Pain attacks him right off the bat)

Justice Pain vs. Jeff Hardy

Pain nails Hardy a few times and sends him to the mat. Pain now picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. Hardy comes back and ducks under a clothesline form Pain. Pain now turns around, HARDY nails a dropkick. Pain gets back up and Hardy nails him with a sit out jawbreaker. Hardy is back up and now chops Pain to the ropes and shoots him but Pain counters and sends Hardy. Hardy comes back, OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX BY PAIN!!!! Pain makes the cover, 1…2, Hardy kicks out. Pain is now waiting for Jeff to get back to his feet and they do. Pain says he wants to grapple and they do, and Hardy gets the edge with a knee to the chest AND A KICK TO PAIN’S HEAD!!!!! Justice falls down, Hardy bounces off the ropes, but Justice comes back up and nails a drop toe hold. Now Justice uses his elbow to put some pressure on Hardy's knee, but Hardy kicks him in the back of the head with his other leg and Pain releases. Justice and Hardy back up and Pain hits a hip toss. Hardy back up and Pain now whips Hardy into the ropes, Hardy rebounds, Justice attempts a clothesline, Hardy ducks under him, then rebounds off the other ropes and comes back, BULLDOG!!!!! Hardy covers, 1…2, Pain kicks out. Nick Gage tosses a chair into the ring for Justice, Justice grabs it, and GOES TO NAIL HARDY but Hardy ducks away from it. Pain turns around and Hardy DROPKICKS PAIN RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!!!! The chair falls and the referee tosses it out of the ring. Hardy picks Pain up but Justice nails Hardy in the midsection AND HITS A PILEDRIVER!!!!! Pain covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Hardy kicks out before the 3 count. Pain lifts Hardy up by his hair, but Hardy nails him in the head with a few forearms and now tosses him to the ropes, Pain comes back and Hardy kicks him in the gut, NAILS A DDT!!!!! Hardy covers, 1…2… Pain kicks out. Hardy stomps away on Pain and now picks him up and shoots him to the corner. Pain hits hard and now Hardy runs up, AND HITS A HEEL KICK IN THE CORNER!!!!!! Pain a little dazed now and Hardy picks him up and nails a scoop slam. Hardy now climbs onto the second turnbuckle, COMES OFF WITH A LEG DROP, 1…2… GAGE PUTS HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!!

Hardy sees what just happened and Nick Gage is mocking the crowd chanting “who’s the man,” and now Hardy is on the outside, AND HE RUNS UP ON THE GUARDRAIL AND LEAPS OFF WITH A BODY PRESS ON GAGE!!!!!! Hardy now back to his feet and turns around, AND JUSTICE PAIN HITS AN ASAI MOONSAULT ON HARDY!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Pain is back up and now picks Hardy up by his hair and tosses him back in the ring. Pain now starts to climb the turnbuckle but Hardy is back up and runs up and crotches Pain. Hardy comes up the turnbuckle, HURRICANRANA OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!!! Hardy with the cover, 1…2… Pain gets the shoulder up. Hardy picks Pain up again and shoots him to the corner but Pain reverses and sends Hardy but now Hardy grabs the top rope and lifts himself over a charging Justice Pain AND NAILS A SUNSET FLIP, 1…2… Pain kicks out and drops Hardy into a cover, 1…2… Hardy kicks out. Pain and Hardy both back up, PAIN NAILS A BIG CLOTHESLINE!!!! Justice pins Hardy now, 1…2… NO!!!!! Hardy kicks out at the last second and now Pain is calling for the Pain Thriller. Pain picks Hardy up and goes behind his back, PICKS HIM UP BUT HARDY REVERSES IT AND NAILS THE TWIST OF FATE ON PAIN!!!!!! Hardy now starts climbing up the turnbuckle but Gage leaps on the apron, BUT HARDY KNOCKS HIM OFF AND NAILS THE SWANTON ON JUSTICE PAIN, 1…2…3!!!!! Hardy begins to celebrate, BUT GAGE JUST NAILED HIM WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!! Pain and Gage pick Hardy up and now Gage picks Hardy up between his legs, SPIKE PILEDRIVER ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!! The H8 Club have now left the ring with the damage done.

Winner: Jeff Hardy via Swanton

Rating: 77%

(The camera fades backstage where Mark Briscoe is shown taping up his fists)

Mark Briscoe: Jay… The hell is wrong with you man? Me and you have been brothers all our lives. We grew up together in wrestling, sure we feuded with each other for like what, a month or two in Ring Of Honor… But we got past it and we became the Tag Team Champions of the world… Now we come to Pro Wrestling KING, a new company, new talent, and you decide to throw all that we’ve had together in the trash all because we haven’t been winning… You know it, and I know it that this ain’t right brother… You told me that I needed to get my head on straight… No, it’s you Jay that needs to get your head straight. What I did last week when I attacked you… That was all out of love brother. Because you are my brother, and I do love you… But if you want to throw everything away Jay, that’s all well and fine… But tonight, when me and Paul London walk away with a win… Maybe then you’ll see that blood is more thicker than water….

(Mark walks off)

Rating: 64%

~GIMME BACK MY BULLETS!!!!!!~

(“Gimme Back My Bullets” by Lynard Skynard kicks in and the fans boo as Jay Briscoe and Jimmy Rave make their way down the aisle. Rave and Jay Briscoe climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades into “The Cross” by Nas and out walks Paul London and Mark Briscoe. Mark and London slide inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

Mark Briscoe/Paul London vs. Jay Briscoe/Jimmy Rave

Mark Briscoe and London are in, and Jay hits London with a hard clothesline, as Jimmy dropkicks Mark Briscoe onto the mat. The two are now stomping away at Mark Briscoe and London’s bodies, and they pick up Mark and whip him into the ropes, Mark rebounds, and Jimmy and Jay Briscoe grab him AND NAIL A DOUBLE HIP TOSS!!!! London is starting to get back to his feet and Jimmy kicks him in the head. Rave and Jay pick London back up, and bring him towards the middle of the ring. They set him up, DOUBLE SUPLEX ON TOP OF MARK BRISCOE!!!!! Mark rolls out of the ring, as Jay steps onto the apron, and we will start out with Jimmy Rave and Mark Briscoe. Mark Briscoe is recovering inside the ring, and he’s back up on his feet. Jimmy charges at him with a clothesline, but he ducks, Rave turns and Mark hits a hard right hand into Rave’s face, and another one, sending him in the corner. Mark starts stomping away at him, AND NAILS A HARD CHOP!!!! (Woo!) AND ANOTHER ONE!!!! (Woo!) Mark Briscoe grabs Rave and now shoots him to the far corner. Rave hits hard and comes out of the corner, AND MARK BACK BODY DROPS HIM!!!!! Mark picks Rave back up and walks over to his corner and makes the tag to London. London comes in and starts working over Rave. He’s pounding away at him with fists of fury. London now grabs Rave and lifts him up AND NAILS A BACK BREAKER!!!!! London with the cover, 1…2, Jay comes in and breaks the count. Jay now stomps London right in the back, but now the referee regains control of the match. London is back up and London has Jimmy Rave back up again, and he whips him into the ropes, but Rave reverses and goes underneath London’s arm and nails him with a knee to the gut, AND HITS THE GRAVITY KILLER!!!!! Rave covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! Rave is back up and now crawls over and makes the tag. Jay Briscoe in the ring and London stands, but Jay clotheslines him right down. Here comes Mark, but he walks into a scoop slam! Jay is ascending the top rope, AND HE LEAPS OFF WITH AN ELBOW DROP ON MARK!!!!! Jay back to his feet and Jay is going for London, as he has him back on his feet. He throws a right fist into his face, and now whips him into the ropes! London rebounds, BACK HEEL KICK FROM JAY BRISCOE, THE COVER, 1…2… MARK BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!!

The referee forces Mark back to his corner and now Jay Briscoe is working away on London with a couple of stomps to the back. Jay picks London up and now tosses him to the corner. London hits hard and now Jay runs up, GOES FOR A YAKUZA KICK BUT LONDON MOVES!!!!! Jay is hooked on the ropes and now London clubs him in the back a few times and now takes him off and hooks him up from behind, AND NAILS THE WAFFLE FACE!!!!! London is down and now he crawls over, HOT TAG TO MARK BRISCOE!!!! Mark comes in and takes down Rave. Rave gets back up again and is met with a lariat. Rave gets back up and MARK TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Jay Briscoe is getting to his feet and Mark starts whaling on him with right hands. Mark whips Jay to the ropes, Jay comes back, BIG BACK BODY DROP!!!!! Jay gets back to his feet and now Mark wraps him up FISHERMAN BRAINBUSTER!!!!! Mark covers, 1…2… RAVE MAKES THE SAVE!!!!! Mark now gets back to his feet and he picks Jay up again and hammers him into the corner. Mark makes the tag to London and now London leaps on the turnbuckle. Mark now picks Jay up on his shoulders, AND LONDON NAILS A DROPKICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF JAY!!!! Jay topples down to the mat and London covers, 1…2, RAVE MAKES THE SAVE AGAIN!!!!! London picks Jay up and Jay starts fighting back and now dives over and makes the tag to Rave. Rave comes in and ducks a clothesline from London and now wraps him up, SWINGING LEG HOOK FIREMANS CARRY SLAM!!!!! Rave covers, 1…2… LONDON KICKS OUT!!!! Rave quickly grabs the arm of London, AND LOCKS ON THE ARMBAR!!!!! Rave holds the move in tighter and London is in pain but now Mark runs in and kicks Rave to break the hold. London is holding his arm in pain and now Rave is stomping away at the arm. Rave now picks London up and shoots him to the corner. Rave runs up, KICK to the face from London and now London grabs him, LEGSWEEP DDT!!!!! London covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! London gets back to his feet and now starts to climb the turnbuckle. London is up, GOES FOR THE 450 SPLASH BUT IT MISSES!!!! London is on his knee holding his chest, DOPPLER EFFECT FROM RAVE, 1…2… MARK MAKES THE SAVE!!!!! Jay Briscoe runs in and starts hammering away on Mark. Jay Briscoe whips Mark to the ropes, Jay comes back and ducks a clothesline from Jay, AND MARK WRAPS HIM UP AND GOES FOR THE CUT THROAT SUPLEX BUT JAY COUNTERS IT, AND NAILS THE J-DRILLER ON MARK!!!!! J-DRILLER ON MARK!!!!! Mark is down and now Rave motions to Jay and now Jay picks London up. Rave climbs onto the apron and now Jay picks London up, SPIKE J-DRILLER ON LONDON AND THE COVER FROM RAVE, 1…2…3!!!!! THEY GET THE WIN!!!!!

Winners: Jay Briscoe/Jimmy Rave via Spike J-Driller

Rating: 82%

(The scene fades backstage where Hardcore Jay is standing by smoking a cigarette)

Hardcore Jay: DRH… Time and time again we’ve gotten inside that fucking ring, and time and time again we’ve beaten the hell out of each other. There’s only one problem with that situation, and that problem is that I have NEVER beaten you for that World Heavyweight Title. But there will come a time DRH… There will come a time where I finally achieve NIRVANA here in Pro Wrestling KING, and that will only happen when I beat you, and I take that World Title… And I’m not gonna do it by going up to Don Callis and bitch my way to get myself a title shot… I’m going to do this by winning this fucking Lord Of The Rings Tournament. You’ve got some of the best guys in this company including myself, all wanting the same thing, a shot at the World Title… But there can only be one winner… And you’re looking at the first ever Lord Of The Rings Champion right here… And not only that, you’re looking at the next World Heavyweight Champion… And that’s because I’m not just the coolest. That’s because I’m not just the best… That’s because I’m just, HARD-FUCKING-CORE!!!!!

(Jay takes a final drag off his cigarette and then blows it into the camera and walks off)

Rating: 93%

~PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT, PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT!!!!!~

(“People=Shit” by Slipknot starts up and the fans cheer as CM Punk makes his way down to the ring. He throws his “x” sign up and the fans cheer as he climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!!!!!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot starts up and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jay makes his way down to the ring smoking a cigarette and carrying his barbed wire chair. He climbs inside the ring and leaps on the turnbuckle and raises his chair up over his head with the fans cheering. Jay tosses the cigarette out to the floor and puts his chair in the corner and gets ready as the music fades)

Hardcore Jay vs. CM Punk

Jay stares down CM Punk and now the two go to the center of the ring and now CM Punk is starting off strong with chops to Hardcore Jay. Punk backs Jay into the ropes and now goes to whip him to the far side but Jay holds on and brings Punk back and Hardcore Jay kicks Punk in the abdomen, AND NAILS A QUICK DDT!!!! On the offensive now as Jay picks Punk up from the mat. CM Punk is a little wobbly at the moment and Hardcore Jay executes a very strong vertical suplex. Jay rolls over and covers, 1…2, Punk kicks out. Jay now starting to pound away on Punk and now he picks him up and starts to chop him into the ropes. Jay with Punk and he shoots him to the far side. Punk bounces off and comes back into a ducking Jay, Punk kicks him in the face and now grabs him and ties him up, NAILS THE PEPSI TWIST!!!! Punk with the cover, 1…2, Jay kicks out. Punk picks Jay up and hammers him into the corner and now picks him up and perches him at the top. Punk climbs up and starts pounding away at the forehead of Jay, BUT JAY GRABS PUNK AND NAILS A SITOUT POWERBOMB OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Punk may have injured his lower back because he is in pain and can barely get to his feet. Jay now gets back to his feet and sits on the back of Punk, AND LOCKS IN A CAMEL CLUTCH!!!!! Jay holds the move in tighter but Punk manages to grab the bottom rope. Jay gets off and starts stomping Punk’s back and now picks him up and shoots him HARD into the corner. Punk hits hard that he walks out of the corner and into Jay, JAY HITS A SPINEBUSTER!!!!! Jay covers, 1…2, Punk kicks out. Jay picks Chris up and looks like he’s going to do another suplex, but Punk blocks it, and knees Jay in the midsection AND PUNK NAILS THE DEVIL LOCK DDT!!!!! Punk with the cover, 1…2… JAY KICKS OUT!!!! Punk is on the advantage. He picks Jay up and now he throws Jay in to the ropes, Jay bounces off and comes back and ducks under a clothesline and wraps Punk up from behind but Punk battles out of it and goes behind Jay, SAITO SUPLEX!!!!! Punk rolls Jay over, 1…2… JAY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!! Jay is really hurting right now as Punk picks him up again. Punk wraps his arm around Jay’s neck, NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX, 1…2…3 NO!!!! JAY KICKS OUT!!!! Punk now grabs the arm of Jay and locks in a chickenwing submission but Jay is fighting it and finally breaks the hold but Punk keeps nailing Jay with right hands on the mat. Punk picks Jay up again, and throws him in to the corner. Punk climbs the first two ropes and ushers to the crowd. He begins to throw the ten punches he’s at 5 now, 6, 7, 8…no, Jay stops him and goes underneath, POWERBOMB!!!!! JAY COVERS, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! PUNK KICKS OUT!!!!!

Jay questions the count and now goes back to work on Punk and starts stomping away at him. Jay picks Punk up and chops him into the ropes. Jay whips Punk to the other side and now Punk comes back and ducks under a clothesline, Jay turns around and Punk kicks him in the gut, WELCOME TO CHICAGO MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! Punk drops down, 1…2…3 NO!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Punk can’t believe Jay kicked out again and now he picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Punk now runs up BUT JAY ELBOWS HIM HARD in the face. Punk turns around, AND JAY NAILS A STUNNER!!!!! Punk is down and now Jay climbs up to the top turnbuckle, ROLLING ROCK HANGOVER (Somersault Leg Drop) CONNECTS AND JAY COVERS, 1…2…3 NO, PUNK GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!! Jay gets back to his feet and runs to the ropes and hits a big elbow drop and covers again, 1…2, Punk kicks out. Jay picks Punk up again and now shoots him to the ropes. Punk comes back and Jay nails him in the stomach, GOES FOR THE HARDCORE DROP BUT PUNK COUNTERS IT AND ROLLS HIM UP, 1…2… JAY KICKS OUT!!!!! Punk gets back to his feet but Jay quickly nails him in the head with a boot and now Jay picks Punk up, GOES FOR THE LAST CALL BUT PUNK COUNTERS OUT OF IT AND LOCKS HIM UP, ANACONDA VICE NO JAY COUNTERS IT WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!!!! Punk is back up and backs into the corner. Jay quickly runs up, GOES FOR A SPLASH BUT PUNK MOVES AND JAY HITS HARD!!!!! Punk now grabs Jay and starts climbing up the corner with Jay, HE’S CALLING FOR IT, PEPSI PLUNGE!!!!! PEPSI PLUNGE ON JAY, 1…2…3!!!!!! PUNK WINS IT!!!!!

Winner: CM Punk via Pepsi Plunge

Rating: 87%

(The camera fades backstage where you see Jay Briscoe getting ready to leave, WHEN MARK BRISCOE ATTACKS HIM!!!!! The two start brawling and Mark gets the upperhand AND TOSSES JAY ACROSS THE HOOD OF A CAR!!!!! A bunch of wrestlers get involved and separate the two and the camera fades with Mark and Jay talking smack to each other)

Rating: 63%

~OH BABY YOU WANT ME, WELL YOU CAN GET THIS LAPDANCE HERE FOR FREE!!!!!~

(“Lapdance” by N.E.R.D. starts up and the fans cheer as Sexxxy Eddy makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and takes his pants off that gets a good cheer as the music fades into “Gimme Danger” by Iggy Pop and the fans start booing as DRH makes his way to the ring carrying the World Heavyweight Title around his shoulder. DRH climbs inside the ring and stares down Eddy as the music fades)

Main Event, World Title: DRH © vs. Sexxxy Eddy

The bell sounds and now Eddy and DRH lock up and DRH starts hammering away at Eddy with chops and kicks to the thighs. DRH throws Sexxxy Eddy into the corner and now DRH runs up, BIG YAKUZA KICK!!!! DRH now stomping away at him with angry kicks, and sends him onto the ground. He begins to choke out Eddy with his foot, as he uses the rope for force to make the pain worse and he finally lets go, by orders of the referee. What a wimp. DRH grasps Eddy again and locks him in a front face chokehold. Sexxxy Eddy's eyes are rolling back into his head but he’s still fighting and manages to get out of it. Eddy now locks up Helton, T-BONE SUPLEX, 1…2, Helton kicks out early. Eddy is up now, and he pulls Helton to his feet. He whips him into the ropes but Helton reverses and sends Eddy. Eddy comes back and ducks under a clothesline attempt, he rebounds off the other side, Eddy bounces off again, SUPERKICK INTO THE FACE OF EDDY!!!!! Helton looks back now, and he gives himself a little push off the ropes, Helton comes back, BIG KNEE DROP!!!! Helton covers, 1…2, Eddy kicks out. DRH now back on his feet and he’s looking over at the corner and now he walks over and starts to climb up top. He's up now, and gripping onto the top step to keep steady, as he waits for Sexxxy Eddy. Now Eddy is up, he dazes around a little, and now he turns, and HELTON LANDS A BIG LEG LARIAT ONTO EDDY!!!!! DRH covers, 1…2… EDDY KICKS OUT!!!!!! Helton gets up, and now picks Eddy up. He throws a couple of fists into Eddy's face and now DRH leans him against the top of the ropes. Helton steps back a couple of steps, and now he charges towards Eddy AND EDDY BACK BODY DROPS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE AND DRH LANDS HARD!!!!! Eddy is recovering now, and standing back up straight, as Helton is dazing on his feet trying to regain seeing normal. DRH is back up and turns around, AND EDDY HITS A SLINGSHOT TOPE CON HILO ON TOP OF DRH!!!!! (Eddy! Eddy! Eddy!) Eddy is just about on his feet now, and he is trying to pick up Helton! He has him up, and he's looking towards those ring steps. He throws Helton, but DRH reverses, and sends Eddy AND EDDY HITS SHOULDER FIRST AGAINST THE STEPS!!!!! And Helton doesn't want to waste anymore time. He's picking up Eddy, and he lifts him on top of his shoulders, and now he runs towards the ring post, AND HE SENDS EDDY HEAD FIRST INTO THE STEEL POST!!!!!! Eddy falls to the floor and blood appears to be trickling out of his forehead and DRH starts to pound away on the wound to open it up more. DRH now picks Eddy back up and tosses him back inside the ring. DRH back inside and DRH is lifting Eddy back to his feet. He has him up, and now he whips Eddy into the corner. Eddy hits it hard, and walks dazed into Helton's grasp, SUPLEX by DRH!!!!! DRH covers, 1…2, kick out. Helton stands back up, and falls down with an elbow drop into Sexxxy Eddy's chest. Helton is going to try for another cover again, here's the count, 1…2… SHOULDER UP!!!!! Sexxxy Eddy just kicked out at the last second there, and barely saved himself from defeat

Helton looks a bit angry and now Helton is going to the outside and now walks over AND GRABS A STEEL CHAIR!!!!! DRH tosses the chair inside the ring and now he's going under the ring to get something AND HE PULLS OUT A TABLE!!!! Now Helton slides into the ring, finally, and the table comes with him. DRH back up and now he's going for the steel chair. He has it, and now Sexxxy Eddy is quietly getting to his feet now. He's up, and DRH GOES TO BLAST HIM BUT EDDY DUCKS!!!! DRH turns around, AND EDDY NAILS A DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR AND IT NAILS DRH IN THE FACE!!!!! DRH goes down and now Eddy takes the chair and sets it on top of DRH. Eddy now goes over to the corner, SEXX ON THE BEACH ON TOP OF THE CHAIR!!!! Eddy rolls to the outside and now goes under the ring and pulls out a trash can. Eddy takes the trash can, AND BLASTS DRH OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Eddy now takes the trash can and bangs the dents out of it and now climbs the turnbcukle with it. Eddy places the trash can over top of him, AND NAILS A MOONSAULT ON TOP OF DRH!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Eddy takes the can off and covers Helton, 1…2… NEW CHAMP NO!!!!! DRH GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Eddy is a little dazed now but he gets back up, and brings Helton back up to his feet. He turns around, and grips Helton's head, SEXXXY PLEX!!!!!! Eddy hits the Sexxxy Plex but doesn’t go for the cover. Eddy instead gets back up and takes that table DRH brought in and sets it up. Eddy now picks DRH up and tosses him on top of the table and starts to pound away at him. Eddy now picks up the steel chair and places it on top of DRH and now goes over to the corner and looks to go for Total Sexstasy BUT DRH is up off the table AND BLASTS EDDY OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR!!!!! DRH now takes Eddy and puts him on the turnbuckle. DRH climbs up top with Eddy, NAILDRIVER (Brainbuster) THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) DRH covers, 1…2…3!!!!! DRH RETAINS THE TITLE!!!!!

Rating: 80%

(Show fades with DRH raising the World Title over his head as he celebrates another victory)

Overall Show Rating: 78%

Edited May 26, 2006 by HardcoreJay

[HardcoreJay]

Saturday, April 8th 2006

We got a 1.97 rating for Genocide. The attendance level was 3308 people. We made $82,700 dollars from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

TOM PRICHARD SIGNED BY PWK!!!!!

Just today, PWK hired Dr. Tom Pritchard to a 3 year written contract. Dr. Tom Pritchard will be assigned as the head trainer at the PWK Wrestling School. Assisting him will be “Iron” Mike Sharpe and Tod Dangerson.

Gabriel Octavo Marquez To Receive A Huge Push?

Ever since his recent heel turn, Marquez hasn’t been showing any reason as to why he should be pushed in PWK, however it has only been a few weeks since his heel turn, and sources have been telling people that Marquez has been thinking up a few ideas about how he can develop his heel turn into a big push. More on this as it unfolds.

Kevin Steen, Nick Berk, and Will Storm To Debut Soon

After spending more than 6 months within the development territory, Nick Berk, Kevin Steen, and Will Storm have been called up by PWK and are anxiously awaiting their debuts with the company.

WRESTLER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

This goes to CM Punk for getting a big win over Hardcore Jay.

FINISHER OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Finisher of the night goes to DRH for his Naildriver (Brainbuster) off the turnbuckle through the table.

MATCH OF THE NIGHT!!!!!

Hardcore Jay vs. CM Punk

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Breakout Card For April 11th 2006

Qualifying Match

Hardcore Jay vs. Dan Pandora

Qualifying Match

Homicide vs. CM Punk

Qualifying Match

Jade Diamond vs. Teddy Hart

Qualifying Match

Jay Man vs. Sabian

Qualifying Match

Christopher Daniels vs. Mike Quackenbush

Genocide Card For April 14th 2006

Chris Hero vs. Nova

Tag Team

Michael Shane/Frankie Kazarian vs. “Wild Child” Antonio Mason/Spanky

Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. Paul London

Television Title Match

AJ Styles © vs. Low Ki

Dustin Iler vs. Jay Man

8 Man Elimination Tag Team

The Dudley Boyz (Bubba/D-Von)/HGV vs. Kash Money/West Coast Widowmakers

John Bay vs. Austin Aries

Main Event, 2/3 Tables Match, Brass Knuckles Title

“The Franchise” Ares vs. Hardcore Jones

**Card Subject To Change**