Pro Wrestling KING

[HardcoreJay]

Monday, May 1st 2006

Lord Of The Rings was attended by 7,732 people. We made $270,620 dollars from ticket sales. We made $431,999 off merchandise this month.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

PWK Rises To Global Level!!!!!

Word from Sophie is that we have finally risen to global level. PWK is currently resting in 2nd place in the promotional ranking, just right under World Wrestling Entertainment.

Lord Of The Rings Results

Last night was indeed a great Pay Per View with so much anticipation on who would win the tournament. The show kicked things off with Mark Briscoe taking on his brother Jay. Both Briscoe’s were determined to walk out with a win. Mark was so determined that he even sacrificed his body and nailed Jay with a shooting star press to the outside that got a great reaction from the fans. The match kept going back and fourth but was eventually thrown out because both Briscoe’s wouldn’t get back inside the ring and decided to brawl around the arena.

It was now time for the tournament to begin, and it kicked off with Bryan Danielson taking on Homicide. It was a pretty stiff match and everything seemed to be all in favor with Bryan Danielson walking out with the victory but he wasn’t able to lock on the Cattle Mutilation at all through the match. Dragon was able to nail Homicide with a big Roaring Elbow but Homicide fell into the corner to save himself from a pin attempt. From there Dragon sent him to the ropes and tried a big lariat but Homicide countered it and gave Dragon 2 big back suplexes followed by a Cop Killa to get the big win and advance to the semi finals.

Sonjay Dutt and Jade Diamond definitely received the big chants throughout their match as both of them did nothing but high flying aerial moves including a beautiful springboard 360 press to the outside from Sonjay, but nothing Sonjay Dutt did was bigger and never topped the big Less Than Zero off the apron to the floor from Jade Diamond. The match went back and forth with both getting near and close pinfall victories, however Jade Diamond got the win when Sonjay Dutt leaped off the turnbuckle and got nailed with a Dream Kick (Hopping Superkick) from Diamond that got the 1,2,3.

One of the top heated feuds in PWK came to an end last night when Christopher Daniels and Jay Man tore the house down. Both technical mat wrestling and a lot of aerial offence came with this match and both Jay Man and Daniels took each other to the limit. During the match, Jay Man came through the ropes to try and give Daniels a big shoulder to the stomach, but Daniels moved and as Jay Man came through the ropes, Daniels gave Jay Man a big kick to the face that ended up giving Jay a laceration on his chin. Daniels continued to work away on Jay Man and the wound on his chin that eventually cost Jay Man the match, when Daniels locked him in the Koji Clutch. So ends this feud in Pro Wrestling KING, it was definitely enjoyed and there just might be another feud down the road between these guys.

Hardcore Jay, the one man that was more than determined to win it all here made short work of Antonio Mason after Mason failed to deliver the Death Valley Driver onto Hardcore Jay. The match itself went back and fourth and was hard hitting with Mason almost scoring a pinfall when he was able to reverse the Last Call (DVD/Reverse DDT Combo) and hit Jay with a superkick. Jay was still alive however and continued to battle on and in the end, all it took was a Hardcore Drop (Screwdriver) to score him the pinfall and the chance to move onto the semi finals.

In the first semi final match that saw Chris Daniels and Jade Diamond go at it, it was merely a stable vs. stable match, with Diamond representing his Profit$ and Daniels representing Raven and the Church Of The Macabre. Daniels tried to make Jade tap early in the match by locking on the Koji Clutch but Diamond was able to break it and go on. Late on in the match, Diamond actually nailed the Less Than Zero (Tigerdriver) on Daniels, but Daniels SOMEHOW kicked out of it which made Diamond furious. After Diamond shouted at the referee, he went back to work on Daniels but Daniels raked him in the eyes and then hit Diamond with the Angel’s Wings, but Diamond kicked out as well. The match continued and eventually Diamond was able to lock in the Just Like Heaven (Dragon Clutch) on Daniels and Daniels eventually gave up the fight as his eyes rolled back into his head and passed out giving Jade the victory and sending him into the finals.

Hardcore Jay and Homicide completely beat the hell out of each other with the two of them gaining so many near pinfalls. Jay was trying to finish Homicide off with the Hardcore Drop but Homicide squirmed out of it and ended up nailing the Cop Killa on Jay for the win and advancing Homicide into the finals, to face Jade Diamond and his partner Low Ki.

DRH and Raven once again did battle for the World Title in a Falls Count Anywhere match that was probably one of the most violent matches of the year. DRH busted Raven open early in the match cutting him with barbed wire. The match eventually led to the doors of the arena where Raven took DRH by the head and tossed him head first through the glass door, shattering it and making DRH wear the crimson mask. From there things went to the parking lot where DRH almost got the pin on Raven from giving him a back body drop on top of a car through the windshield. Eventually Raven and DRH continued to battle and then in one of the sickest moments in PWK history, someone behind the wheel of a car sped up and went to hit both DRH and Raven but DRH pushed Raven in the way, and Raven was knocked out completely giving DRH the pin and he retains the World Title. After a few seconds, the camera panned around to the car and the door opened up revealing that the driver was in fact HARDCORE JAY!!!!!!

In the finals of the tournament, Low Ki, Jade Diamond and Homicide all tried desperately to pin each other to score the win and the Lord Of The Rings Championship. In the early minutes, Jade Diamond was viciously attacked by the Rottweilers but eventually the Rottweilers disbanded after Low Ki attacked Homicide. The match went back and forth and in a good spot, there was a 3 way submission in the ring, with Low Ki locking a texas cloverleaf on Homicide, and Jade Diamond locking Low Ki in a Dragon Sleeper. The match once again continued and Low Ki knocked Homicide out with a Tidal Krush and then went to put Diamond away with a big move off the top, but Diamond was able to nail a super Less Than Zero (Tigerdriver) off the turnbuckle on Low Ki, that knocked him and Low Ki out, allowing Homicide to cover Low Ki for the win, and the first ever Lord Of The Rings Champion.

HOMICIDE WINS LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!

After going through Bryan Danielson, Hardcore Jay, Low Ki, and Jade Diamond. Homicide, the “Notorious 187” came out last night as the first ever Lord Of The Rings Champion. Now, Homicide has one full year to gloat over the fact that he’s won the title, but now at the next Pay Per View, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, Homicide will have the right to square off against World Champion DRH, for the World Title. But what is going to transpire with him winning Lord Of The Rings? Not only did he win it, but he also disbanded the Rottweilers with Low Ki when the two of them started fighting in the finals. Also, you saw what happened to Raven and DRH last night during their match, could Hardcore Jay possibly have something to say about this seeing how he doesn’t want anybody to beat DRH unless it’s him?

Injuries Sustained From Lord Of The Rings

Jay Man as we said sustained a gash on his chin. It needed 15 stitches but Jay Man is expected to continue to compete throughout the week.

Raven and DRH sustained a couple lacerations on their foreheads. Raven on the other hand who got ran over by Hardcore Jay caused a mild concussion and a dislocated shoulder. Raven is expected to be at Breakout this week and is expected to not miss any ring time.

Other Wrestling News Around The World

After a long successful career as one of the hardcorest men on the face of the planet, New Jack has finally announced that he will be retiring from wrestling. New Jack was definitely one of the best hardcore wrestlers that anybody has ever seen. He’s expected to retire within the next month.

TNA have a new TV show on USA, Sunday nights. Should be interesting to see how they compete with WWE’s prime television station.

A new promotion, New Extreme Championship Wrestling, has opened. It’s a backyard federation but apparently they’ve got a couple top notch independent stars working for them such as Jardi Frantz, Excess 69, Mike Tobin, and Mikey Tenderfoot.

The following birthdays occured this month: The Amazing Red (23), Justice Pain (26), B-Boy (25), Paul London (25), Austin Aries (27), Jack Evans (24), Sabian (24), "The Franchise" Ares (26), Nikita Sputnik (26), Drayton King (23)

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Breakout Card For May 2nd 2006

Juniorweight Title

Kid Kash vs. Matt Hardy ©

Tag Team Showcase, Winners Get Tag Team Title Shot

Second City Saints vs. Hart Foundation 2K6 vs. West Coast Widowmakers vs. The Dudley Boyz

John Bay vs. Jade Diamond

Brass Knuckles Title

“The Franchise” Ares vs. Pete Hardy

Superfight Title

Nikita Sputnik © vs. Tyrant

Genocide Card For May 5th

Hardcore Jones vs. Jonas Testament

Dustin Iler vs. Isaac Comelightly

Chris Hero vs. Nick Berk

3 Way Dance

Xavier vs. Ace Steel vs. BJ Whitmer

Non Title

Backseat Boyz vs. Amazing Red/Jay Man

Television Title

Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. AJ Styles ©

Main Event

Drayton King vs. Christopher Daniels

[HardcoreJay]

Tuesday, May 2nd 2006

~DON’T FUCK WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!~

(“Gimme Danger” by Iggy Pop starts up and the fans boo as Daniel Reed Helton makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and grabs a microphone as the music fades)

DRH: And here I stand before you people tonight… STILL THE WORLD FUCKING CHAMPION!!!!!

(Boos)

DRH: And you know something… I don’t give a damn about what you people have to fucking say, last night, I beat the SHIT out of Raven, and I didn’t need Hardcore Jay’s ass to fucking do it. Jay, you think I didn’t know something was going to happen last night? You think I didn’t know someone was going to interfere, well guess what, I was YET AGAIN, one step ahead of your ass. And believe me, I knew you meant to hit the both of us, and I was one step ahead of you again… I will ALWAYS be one step ahead of you Jay. This little hard on you’ve got for this World Title, you might as well release the tension now Jay, because you will NEVER take this title from me.

(Boos)

DRH: And that leads me to something else… Or rather, SOMEONE else…

~HOMICIDE!!!! HOMICIDE!!!!!! HOMICIDE!!!!!

DRH: Yeah, go ahead… Chant his fucking name… Yeah, we all know that son of a bitch is next in line for a title shot, Homicide… Have to hand it to ya brother, you went through four guys Sunday night to earn your title shot, and I applaud you.

(DRH puts the mic under his arm and does a silent golf clap)

DRH: But let’s make it clear Homicide… Last night you may have gone through four others to earn your shot at this belt… But those four other guys, ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO THE “TECHNICIAN OF HARDCORE!!!!!”

(Boos)

DRH: Homicide, I’ve watched a lot of your matches, I’ve seen your little “Notorious 187” style, I’ve seen your little hardcore matches left and right. You’re barbed wire match with Steve Corino, you’re bunkhouse brawls, and all I’ve gotta say is those little matches were cute, but again, those guys you’ve gone up against, ARE NOTHING compared to me. And I promise you, when me and you step inside this ring together, your ass is going to suffer more pain, more agony, AND MORE FUCKING PAIN, THAN YOU HAVE EVER-FELT-BEFORE!!!!!!

~YOU SAY YOU’RE READY, YOUR NOT READY!!!!!~

(“You’re Not Ready” by 50 Cent starts up and the fans cheer as Homicide walks out through the curtain and onto the entrance ramp carrying a microphone)

Homicide: Yo, DRH… You ain’t just looking at the “Notorious 187,” you looking at the first, Lord Of The Rings Champion.

(Cheers)

Homicide: And I can understand all that shit you talk about how I’ve never competed against anybody like you… Because they was BETTER than you.

~YOU GOT SERVED!!!! YOU GOT SERVED!!!! YOU GOT SERVED!!!!~

Homicide: But I’ll give you credit where it’s due… Since you been champion, you beat anybody that got in your way. You beat AJ Styles… So have I… You beat Chris Daniels… So have I… You beat Sexxxy Eddy… I haven’t, but if I got in the ring wit em I’d bitch slap his ass… DRH, just about anybody you’ve gone up against, I’ve gone up wit em too, and I beat they ass… And at the next Pay Per View, the “Notorious 187” is gonna beat YO ASS, AND TAKE THAT WORLD TITLE!!!!!

(Cheers)

DRH: Well you know what then boy, you go ahead, and you just fucking TRY IT BITCH!!!!!

(Homicide drops the microphone and starts heading down the aisle and DRH gets ready inside the ring. Homicide gets to the apron and DRH starts to go after him but security runs down and breaks the two up before anything can happen)

Rating: 84%

(A video is played hyping up the return of B-Boy)

Rating: 66%

~I WANNA TELL YA HONEY, THAT I’M BAD TO THE BONE!!!!!~

(“Bad To The Bone” by George Thorgood and the Destroyers starts up and the fans cheer as “Pitbull” Pete Hardy makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “Fallen” by hed(PE) and the fans cheer as “The Franchise” Ares makes his way down the aisle carrying the Brass Knuckles Championship. Ares climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Brass Knuckles Title: “Pitbull” Pete Hardy vs. “The Franchise” Ares ©

Ares and Hardy lock up and Hardy takes Ares down with a drop toe hold and now gets up and starts to showboat. Ares climbs back to his feet and they lock up again and Ares nails a jumping dropkick on Hardy and starts to showboat. Hardy gets back up and they lock up again and neither can get an advantage and they break the hold. Ares and Hardy stare each other down and start talking trash and now Hardy pushes Ares and now Ares turns around, AND STOMPS ON THE FOOT OF HARDY!!!!! Hardy holds his foot in pain and now Ares runs to the ropes, LEAPING FOREARM TO THE FACE AND HARDY TOPPLES THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE FLOOR!!!!! Ares calls for the fans to rally behind him and now Hardy climbs to his feet, Ares runs to the ropes and comes back, AND HITS A HIGH CROSS BODY OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO HARDY ON THE OUTSIDE!!!!! (Ares! Ares! Ares!) Ares gets to his feet and now goes under the ring and grabs some goodies and tosses them in the ring. Ares now picks Hardy up and Hardy fights back and TOSSES ARES INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!!! Hardy grabs a chair from the front row, AND WRAPS IT AROUND THE HEAD OF ARES!!!!! Hardy tosses Ares inside the ring and now climbs inside and picks up a trash can AND NAILS ARES OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!! Hardy with the cover, 1…2… Ares kicks out.

Hardy grabs a keno stick and now mounts the back of Ares and starts to choke him out with it. Hardy gets off him and now NAILS HIM OVER THE BACK!!!! Hardy picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Hardy runs up, ARES with a shoulder to the face and now runs up and leaps on top of him, SWINGING DDT!!!!! Ares with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! Ares quickly grabs a couple of trash can lids AND CRACKS THEM BOTH AGAINST THE SKULL OF HARDY!!!!! Ares grabs Hardy and picks him up, PILEDRIVER ON THE TRASH CAN!!!! Ares covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Ares gets back up and calls for a chair and someone tosses a chair to Ares. Ares climbs up the turnbuckle and now Hardy gets to his feet, ARES LEAPS OFF AND GOES TO HIT HARDY BUT HE MOVES!!!!! Hardy wraps Ares up, FULL NELSON SLAM!!!!! Hardy covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Hardy now GOING FOR THE LEASH HOLD (Texas Cloverleaf) AND HE LOCKS IT IN!!!!! Ares fights for the ropes and he finally grabs the bottom rope. Hardy takes the chair and now sets it up in the center of the ring. He picks Ares up, GOES FOR THE MAD DOG DROP (Cradle Piledriver) BUT ARES BACK BODY DROPS HARDY!!!!! Hardy gets to his feet and Ares grabs him, MARS DDT (Fisherman’s DDT) THROUGH THE CHAIR, (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) 1…2…3!!!!

Winner And Still Brass Knuckles Champion: “The Franchise” Ares

Rating: 78%

~Cuz I love it, LOUD!!!! I WANNA HEAR IT LOUD, RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!!!!!~

(“Loud” by KISS starts up and the fans boo as Tyrant makes his way down the aisle. Tyrant goes underneath the apron and brings out a table and slides it in the ring. He now goes under the ring again and pulls out another table and puts it inside the ring. He goes and grabs a couple chairs and tosses them in the ring as well and now climbs inside and starts setting up the tables as the music fades into “I’m Afraid Of Americans” by David Bowie and out walks Nikita Sputnik with the Superfight Title draped over his shoulder. Sputnik climbs inside the ring and stares down Tyrant as the music fades)

Superfight Title Match: Tyrant vs. Nikita Sputnik ©

Rules For Superfight Title Matches

1. Can Only Win By Tap Out

2. Tables, and Chairs Are Legal, Nothing Else

3. 30 Minute Time Limit

4. If 30 Minutes Expire, 5 Minute Sudden Death Is Awarded

Sputnik continues to stare down Tyrant and now Tyrant picks up a chair and tosses it to Sputnik. Tyrant picks his own chair up and now he challenges him to a duel of chairs. Sputnik moves to the center of the ring, AND TYRANT STARTS SWINGING!!!!! TYRANT AND SPUTNIK ARE POUNDING THEIR CHAIRS TOGETHER AND NOW TYRANT DUCKS UNDER A CHAIR SHOT, AND NAILS SPUTNIK OVER THE HEAD!!!!! Sputnik takes the chair shot, AND NAILS TYRANT IN THE HEAD!!!!! Tyrant takes the chair shot, NAILS SPUT-NO, SPUTNIK MOVES AND NAILS TYRANT AGAIN AND TYRANT GOES DOWN!!!!! Sputnik takes the chair and wedges it against the corner and now picks Tyrant up, AND TOSSES HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE CHAIR!!!! Sputnik brings Tyrant out of the corner and now picks him up, CHOKESLAM!!!!! Sputnik now drops down and locks on a headlock on Tyrant. The ref asks if he taps but Tyrant fights for it and grabs the ropes. Sputnik picks Tyrant back up and now shoots him to the ropes. Tyrant bounces off and comes back and ducks a clothesline from Sputnik and now Sputnik turns around, Tyrant kicks him in the gut and runs to the ropes, KNEE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!!! Tyrant runs to the ropes again, BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF SPUTNIK!!!! Sputnik backs into one of the tables and now Tyrant runs up, DOUBLE AXE HANDLE on Sputnik and Sputnik rolls on top of the table. Tyrant now climbs the apron, AND COMES OFF WITH A SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Tyrant now starts choking Sputnik out and now locks on a short arm scissors. Tyrant wrenches back but Sputnik is able to break the hold. Tyrant now gets back to his feet and grabs a chair and NAILS SPUTNIK OVER THE BACK WITH IT!!!!! Tyrant now picks Sputnik up and forearms him to the ropes. Tyrant now shoots Sputnik to the other side, Sputnik comes back to a ducking Tyrant, AND KICKS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Sputnik now kicks Tyrant in the gut, LENIN’S TOMB (Lifting Double Arm DDT) ON TYRANT!!!! Sputnik now climbs on top of Tyrant, HE’S GOING FOR THE KGB CLUTCH (Surfboard Tazmission) BUT TYRANT ESCAPES AND LEAVES THE RING!!!!

Sputnik slides outside and grabs Tyrant and BACKS HIM AGAINST THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE!!!!! Sputnik now picks him up, AND LOCKS IN THE RUSSIAN BEARHUG!!!!! Sputnik holds him up, AND RUNS AND NAILS HIM BACK FIRST AGAIN AGAINST THE STEEL BUCKLE!!!!! Sputnik now tosses Tyrant back inside the ring and now climbs inside as well. Tyrant starts getting to his feet and Sputnik clubs him in the back. Sputnik picks him up, BACKBREAKER AND SPUTNIK HOLDS HIM ON HIS KNEE AND STARTS TO BEND HIM!!!! Sputnik holds the move in tighter but Tyrant manages to roll out of it, BUT SPUTNIK CLIMBS ON TOP AND LOCKS ON THE CAMEL CLUTCH!!!! Tyrant fights for the ropes, AND MAKES IT!!!! Sputnik gets off Tyrant and now goes over and sets the table up against the corner. Sputnik grabs Tyrant and now tosses him to the table but Tyrant stops in his tracks, turns around AND DUCKS A CLOTHESLINE ATTEMPT FROM SPUTNIK!!!! Sputnik turns around, TYRANT GRABS HIM AND NAILS A CHOKESLAM POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Tyrant now turns Sputnik over and locks his arm between his legs, Tyrant reaches over and grabs a piece of metal from the table, AND STARTS TO SQUEEZE IT AGAINST SPUTNIKS HEAD!!!!! HE’S GOT A CRIPPLER CROSSFACE ON SPUTNIK AND IS USING THE METAL BAND FROM THE TABLE FOR LEVERAGE, AND SPUTNIK TAPS, NEW CHAMPION!!!!!

Winner And NEW Superfight Champion: Tyrant via Crossface Submission

Rating: 81%

(Tyrant is still inside the ring holding the Superfight Title and Raven, Christopher Daniels and Dan Pandora come down to the ring and congratulate him. Raven has his head bandaged up, as well as his waist from injuries received at Lord Of The Rings. Raven grabs a microphone and starts to speak)

Raven: What you people just witnessed, was a turning point for the Church Of The Macabre… You see, Tyrant is now the Superfight Champion, which means that the Church has now in it’s possession one of the five major titles in this company. All that is left, is the Tag Team Titles, the Juniorweight Title, the Television Title, and the World Title… And though I should be standing here right now as your World Heavyweight Champion, I’m afraid that just didn’t happen because last night, SOMEONE DECIDED TO SCREW ME OUT OF THE WORLD TITLE!!!!!

(Cheers)

Raven: As far as every other title in this company goes, my Church is capable of taking any title they want, you just saw what Tyrant just did to Sputnik, and in weeks time, you’re going to see more titles here in the Church, BUT SINCE SOMEONE DECIDED TO SCREW ME, THE WORLD TITLE WILL NOT BE OURS!!!!!!

(Cheers)

Raven: NO!!!! IT’S A BUNCH OF CRAP, AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!!!! Everybody around this damn company gets to run around, get title shots, and get to hold titles, but as far as the Church goes, when was the last time Chris Daniels got a shot at the Juniorweight Title? When was the last time any of the Church received a shot at the Tag Team Titles? Or the Television Title? WHAT ABOUT US!!!!! WHAT ABOUT US!!!!! People around this damn place think that they can do just about anything, INCLUDING RUNNING PEOPLE OVER!!!!! WELL NOT ANYMORE!!!!! HARDCORE JAY!!!!! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!

~BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!!!!!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot starts up and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jay walks out through the curtain smoking a cigarette. The music fades and Jay pulls a microphone out from his back pocket)

Hardcore Jay: You bellowed?

Raven: Last night, you took something from me… You took away my only shot to take that title away from DRH… You TOOK MY CHANCE AT BECOMING THE WORLD CHAMPION YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!

Hardcore Jay: Hey Raven… Let me make one thing clear to you, and all you jerk offs standing in that ring… What happened last night, I’m not gonna say I’m sorry, cuz truth be told, running you over was a rush… But I’m not gonna say I’m sorry, because like I told Chris Hero, and everybody else… If anybody is gonna beat DRH for that World Title, it’s gonna be me… So, I have to ask because god knows every time I hear your damn name, WHAT ABOUT YOU RAVEN!!!! WHAT ABOUT YOU!!!!!

(Cheers)

Hardcore Jay: You know what, don’t even say a damn thing, because you have no idea what kind of hatred me and DRH have against each other, it goes back to the start of this fucking company. And by god, this hatred is going to end, and it’s going to end when I beat him for that fucking title. And if someone, whether it be you, Homicide, Low Ki, AJ Styles, Jade Diamond, I DON’T GIVE A RAT’S ASS, IF ANYONE HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT, ALL YA GOTTA DO IS SEE ME IN THAT DAMN RING!!!!!

(Cheers)

Raven: Well Jay, I do have a problem with that… So I guess I’ll see you in this ring tonight. You and me, main event, one on one.

Hardcore Jay: You and me? No problem. But do me a favor, don’t bitch and moan when I hit you so hard with my barbed wire chair that it knocks your ass back into Johnny Polo…

~JOHNNY POLO!!!!! JOHNNY POLO!!!!! JOHNNY POLO!!!!!~

(The fans keep chanting at Raven as Hardcore Jay laughs and goes backstage. The Church continue to try and shut the fans up before they finally get out of the ring and leave)

Rating: 97%

~MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIID!!!!! KID ROCK!!!!!!~

(“Bawitaba” by Kid Rock starts up and the fans boo as Kid Kash and EZ Money make their way down the aisle with Kash motioning to the crowd that he’s winning the Juniorweight Title. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~AWAKEN YOU!!!!! WITH A LITTLE EVIL INSIDE!!!!!~

(“Awaken” by Disturbed starts up and the fans cheer as Matt and Jeff Hardy make their way down the aisle with Matt carrying the Juniorweight Title. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Juniorweight Title: Kid Kash vs. Matt Hardy ©

Hardy and Kash lock up and Kash knees Hardy in the gut and starts hammering him to the mat. Kash stomps away on Matt and now picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Hardy hits hard and now Kash runs up AND MISSES a clothesline. Hardy has Kash in the corner and starts punching away at him. Hardy now tosses Kash to the far side, AND KASH RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND COMES OFF WITH A HURRICANRANA BUT HARDY ROLLS TO HIS FEET!!!! Kash turns around, BIG LARIAT FROM HARDY!!!! Hardy with the cover, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!! Hardy picks Kash up and pounds him against the ropes. Hardy tosses Kash to the ropes but Kash reverses and sends Hardy and Hardy bounces off, AND MONEY HOLDS HIS FOOT!!!!! Hardy turns around and starts yelling at Money and now Kash runs up, BUT MATT HARDY SPOTS IT AND BACK BODY DROPS KASH ON TOP OF MONEY!!!!!! Jeff now slides inside the ring and gets the fans wound up and now tosses Matt to the ropes, Matt comes back, LEAPS OFF THE BACK OF JEFF AND HITS A BODY PRESS ON KASH MONEY!!!!! (Hardy! Hardy! Hardy!) Matt quickly picks Kash back up and tosses him inside the ring. Matt climbs on the turnbuckle, AND LEAPS OFF AND HITS A LEG DROP, 1…2… KASH kicks out.

Hardy quickly locks in a reverse headlock but Kash gets back to his feet and tosses Hardy to the ropes. Hardy comes back and takes a kick from Kash and now Kash sets him up, MONEY MAKER NO HARDY BACK BODY DROPS HIM!!!! Hardy runs back to the ropes, KASH with a drop toe hold. Matt hits face first on the mat and now Kash runs to the ropes, BASEMENT DROPKICK!!!!! Kash covers, 1…2… Hardy kicks out. Kash picks Hardy up and chops him to the ropes. Kash now whips Hardy to the far side and KASH RUNS UP BEHIND HIM AND NAILS A LARIAT IN THE CORNER!!!!! Kash quickly grabs Hardy, BACK BODY DROP!!!!! Kash now hops on the turnbuckle, AND HITS A SWANTON!!!!! Kash looks over at Jeff and flicks him off and covers Matt, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Kash picks Matt up and tosses him in the corner. Kash starts choking Matt out with his boot and now tosses him to the far side. Matt hits hard and now Kash runs up, HARDY NAILS HIM WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE!!!! Kash turns around and Hardy grabs him, SIDE EFFECT NO KASH ELBOWS OUT OF IT!!!! Kash leaps on the rope, SPRINGBOARD HEADSCISSORS!!!!! Kash covers, 1…2, SHOULDER UP!!!!! Kash goes over and whispers something to Money. Kash now goes back to work on Matt, AND MONEY HAS A CHAIR!!!!! Money climbs inside the ring and the referee tries to stop Money and Money tosses the chair to Kash, Kash turns around, JEFF HARDY HITS A MODIFIED DROPKICK INTO THE CHAIR THAT GOES IN THE FACE OF KASH!!!!! Kash is dazed and confused in the corner AND HARDY ROLLS HIM UP IN A CRADLE, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winner And Still Juniorweight Champion: Matt Hardy

(Money gets pissed and goes after Matt and Jeff with the chair but they quickly high tail it out of the ring and both the Hardy’s and Kash Money are talking smack to each other as the Hardy’s head to the backstage area)

Rating: 89%

(“Filmstar” by Suede starts up and the fans boo as Jade Diamond makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~DON’T FUCK WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!~

(“Paint It Black” by The Rolling Stones starts up and the fans boo as John Bay makes his way down the aisle. Bay slowly climbs inside the ring and stares down Diamond as the music fades)

“The DRAW” Jade Diamond vs. “Armageddon” John Bay

Jade and Bay start things off with a collar elbow tie up and Bay takes Jade into the corner and the referee breaks them up, AND JADE SLAPS HIM!!!!! Jade smirks and now Bay SLAPS HIM BACK!!!!! Bay smirks as well and now JADE GOES FOR A SLAP BUT BAY GRABS HIS HAND!!!!! Bay starts talking trash and JADE KICKS him in the sternum and starts nailing him with forearms. Jade now whips Bay to the ropes, Bay comes back and blocks a clothesline attempt and turns Jade around, AND NAILS A MODIFIED BACKBREAKER ON DIAMOND!!!!! Bay with the cover, 1…2, Diamond kicks out. Bay now picks him up and forearms him a couple of times against the ropes and shoots him to the far side. Diamond comes back and hops over a ducking Bay. Bay turns around, Diamond bounces off the ropes, FLYING FOREARM CONNECTS!!!!! Bay gets back up but Diamond grabs him, RELEASE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!!!! Diamond with the cover, 1…2… BAY kicks out. Diamond picks Bay up and chops him a few times and now runs to the ropes, Diamond comes back, BAY kicks him in the gut and now lifts him up, BRAINBUSTER!!!!! Bay covers, 1…2… DIAMOND kicks out. Bay gets to his feet and starts kicking Diamond in the back. Bay now kneels down, AND LOCKS ON A BOW AND ARROW!!!! Bay holds the move in tighter but finally releases him. Bay keeps working over the back of Diamond and now picks him up and tosses him to the corner. Bay runs up, YAKUZA KICK ON THE CORNER!!!!! Diamond falls to the mat and now Bay picks him back up and sets him up, FADE TO BLACK (Acid Drop) ON DIAMOND, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! DIAMOND KICKS OUT OF IT!!!!! Bay can’t believe it and now goes AND LOCKS DIAMOND IN THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!!! DIAMOND IS IN SERIOUS PAIN AS HE CRAWLS FOR THE ROPES, BUT HE FINALLY MANAGES TO GRAB THE BOTTOM ROPE!!!!! Bay releases the hold and now picks Diamond back to his feet and tosses him to the ropes. Diamond comes back and ducks a clothesline from Bay, AND NAILS THE CRUCIFIX PIN, 1…2… Bay kicks out AND GOES FOR A KICK ON DIAMOND BUT DIAMOND TRIPS HIM AND COVERS AGAIN, 1…2… Bay kicks out again.

Both back to their feet and Diamond throws a right hand but Bay counters and starts whaling away on Diamond. Bay whips Diamond into the ropes, Diamond comes back, BAY WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL DIAMOND LANDS ON HIS FEET, Diamond with a clothesline but Bay ducks under it, GOES FOR A YAKUZA KICK BUT DIAMOND CATCHES HIM AND NAILS A CAPTURED SUPLEX!!!!! Diamond covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!! BAY KICKS OUT!!!!! Diamond stomps Bay a few times and now goes to the corner and climbs up top, DIAMOND WITH THE 450 MISSES BUT HE ROLLS TO HIS FEET!!!!! Bay runs at Diamond, DREAM KICK (Hopping Superkick) CONNECTS, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! BAY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Diamond picks Bay back to his feet and starts chopping him and now tosses him to the ropes but Bay reverses and sends Diamond. Diamond comes back and blocks a lariat from Bay and now picks him up, GOES FOR THE EMERALD FUSION BUT BAY COUNTERS IT AND LOCKS IN JADE’S OWN JUST LIKE HEAVEN (Dragon Clutch) AND JADE MANAGES TO REVERSE IT AND PICKS HIM UP, DIAMOND DREAM (Orange Crush Bomb) IN THE CENTER OF THE RING, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! BAY KICKS OUT!!!!! (This Is Awesome! This Is Awesome! This Is Awesome!) Diamond can’t believe Bay kicked out and now picks Bay back up and Bay starts whaling away on Diamond and backs him into the ropes, Bay tosses Diamond to the far side. Diamond comes back and gets kicked in the gut, BAY PICKS HIM UP AND GOES FOR WAKE UP CALL (Rikishi Driver) BUT DIAMOND COUNTERS AND LOCKS IN THE JUST LIKE HEAVEN (Dragon Clutch) AND BAY IS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!! BAY TAPS!!!!! BAY TAPS!!!!!

Winner: Jade Diamond via Just Like Heaven Submission

Rating: 97%

~THIS RAP GAME, THIS RAP GAME, I AIN’T SELLIN MY SOUL FOR THIS RAP GAME!!!!!~

(“Rap Game” by Eminem and D12 starts up and the fans cheer as Teddy Hart and Jack Evans make their way down the aisle. They climb inside the ring, Evans break dances as Teddy Hart backflips off the turnbuckle. They get ready as the music fades into “Nitro” by Dick Dale and the fans boo as the West Coast Widowmakers make their way down the aisle. Thriller and Bud climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades into “Miseria Cantare” AFI and the fans cheer as CM Punk and Ace Steel make their way down the aisle. Punk throws up the “X” symbol on his chest and most of the fans do the same as they climb inside the ring)

~GET UP, GET UP, DROP THE BOMBSHELL!!!!!~

(“Bombshell” by PM5K starts up and the fans cheer as the Dudley Boyz make their way down the aisle. Bubba and D-Von get the fans pumped up as they climb inside the ring and quickly start the match by pounding away on the West Coast Widowmakers)

Tag Team Scramble Elimination, Winners Get Tag Team Title Shots: Hart Foundation 2K6 vs. West Coast Widowmakers vs. Second City Saints vs. Dudley Boyz

The Widowmakers continue to get pounded on by the Dudley’s as Teddy Hart and Evans get pounded on by the Saints. Steel tosses Hart over the top to the outside and now the Saints pick Evans up, DOUBLE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP, AND THEY LOCK ON A DOUBLE OCTOPUS HOLD!!!!! D-Von and Thriller topple to the outside and now Bubba Ray punches Thriller a few times and tosses him to the ropes. Thriller comes back, BUBBA PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS A BUBBA CUTTER!!!!! Bubba covers, 1…2… THRILLER kicks out. On the outside now D-Von tosses Bud against the steel steps shoulder first and now slides back inside the ring, BUT GETS TAKEN OUT BY A MISSILE DROPKICK FROM TEDDY HART!!!!! D-Von topples outside the ring once again and now Ace Steel is up and runs to the ropes, FLYING BODY PRESS ON BUD AND D-VON!!!! Bubba Ray is getting nailed by Punk, AND PUNK CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE AS WELL!!!!! Teddy Hart and CM Punk start hitting each other, and the fans are rallying behind CM Punk, but Teddy Hart gets the advantage and tosses Punk to the ropes, BUT PUNK DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES ON TOP OF THE DUDLEY’S, BUD AND HIS OWN PARTNER ACE STEEL!!!!! Charlie Thriller climbs on the turnbuckle, AND COMES OFF WITH A SOMERSAULT TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) The only one’s left are Jack Evans and Teddy Hart. Teddy Hart and Evans throw rock, paper, scissors and Teddy Hart wins. Teddy climbs up the turnbuckle, OPEN HART SURGERY ON EVERYBODY!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Jack Evans is the only one left and the fans are wanting to see something big from him. Evans leaps up, SPRINGBOARD CORKSCREW 360 ON EVERYBODY!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!)

Everyone is down and now Teddy Hart is back to his feet and picks Bud up and tosses him in the ring. Teddy climbs on the turnbuckle, AND NAILS THE HART ATTACK ON BUD, 1…2…3 NO!!!! BUD GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Bud gets picked back up and Teddy tosses him to the ropes. Bud comes back and ducks a clothesline from Teddy Hart and wraps him up from behind, LIFTS HIM UP IN A BACK SUPLEX BUT SLAMS HIM DOWN FACE FIRST ON THE MAT!!!!! Ace Steel is back up and he and Bubba Ray are brawling around the ring. CM Punk picks up Evans and tosses him against the guardrail and now puts him back inside the ring. Punk climbs inside and now Bud starts hitting CM Punk. Bud tosses Punk in the corner and starts whaling away on him with right hands. Teddy Hart gets back to his feet and now Evans is up. Bud turns around, EVANS PICKS HIM UP AND NOW THEY NAIL THE ORIGINAL HART ATTACK ON HIM!!!!! Teddy with the cover, 1…2… THRILLER BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!! Thriller starts pounding away on Teddy but now Jack Evans nails him with a backflip kick to the face. Jack Evans now grabs Thriller and nails a scoop slam. Jack signals to go to the top and climbs up, BUD RUNS UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND NAILS EVANS WITH THE AGGRO PLEX (Head And Arm Suplex) OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) CM Punk is back up and now runs up, NAILS BUD WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Punk with the cover, 1…2… BUD KICKS OUT!!!!! Back on the outside, Ace Steel nails Bubba with a big lariat and it takes him to the guardrail, AND STEEL CLOTHESLINES HIM INTO THE FANS!!!!! Teddy Hart keeps whaling away on Thriller and now CM Punk grabs Jack Evans and nails him with a scoop slam and an elbow drop. CM Punk climbs the turnbuckle, AND LEAPS OFF WITH A DOUBLE STOMP BUT EVANS MOVES!!!!! Evans gets to his feet, AND HITS A CORKSCREW DROPKICK ON HIM!!!!! Evans now climbs the top rope, AND HE NAILS THE 630, BUT THE WIDOWMAKERS END UP NAILING TEDDY HART WITH THE WEST COAST BOMB (Powerbomb/Splash Combo) AND EVANS COVERS PUNK BUT THE REF DOUBLE COUNTS, 1…2…3 PUNK GETS THE SHOULDER UP AND TEDDY AND JACK EVANS ARE GONE!!!!!

Hart Foundation 2K6 Are Eliminated

CM Punk gets to his feet and starts getting hammered by the Widowmakers but now Steel comes inside the ring and evens up the odds and starts punching away on Bud. Bubba Ray is climbing back over the guardrail and now D-Von slides inside the ring, AND HITS A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE on Bud and Steel. Thriller is giving Punk the 10 punch and now D-Von comes up from behind him, POWERBOMB!!!!! D-Von drops and covers, 1…2… Thriller kicks out. Bubba slides back in the ring and Punk drops a knee right to the side of the face. Punk picks Bubba up and tosses him to the ropes. Bubba comes back and ducks a clothesline from Punk and sets him up, BUBBA BOMB!!!!! Bubba Ray covers, 1…2… STEEL breaks the count. Steel picks Bubba up and tosses him in the corner and runs up, BIG FOREARM CONNECTS!!!!! Bubba moves out of the corner and now turns around, STEEL COMES FLYING OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND NAILS THE STEEL SPIKE!!!!! Steel with the cover, 1…2… D-VON breaks the count. Bud and Thriller are hammering away on CM Punk now and they pick him up and Thriller kicks him in the gut, Thriller picks Punk up in a powerbomb, AND BUD HITS A NECKBREAKER!!!!!! Thriller with the cover, 1…2… PUNK KICKS OUT!!!! Ace Steel nails Bubba Ray with a few right hands and now shoots him to the ropes. Bubba comes back and KICKS a ducking Ace Steel in the face and now D-Von wraps him up from behind, BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER FROM THE DUDLEY’S!!!!! D-Von with the cover, 1…2… STEEL KICKS OUT!!!!! Bud grabs D-Von and punches away at him and puts him in the corner. Bud now shoots D-Von to the far side, BUT D-VON REVERSES AND SENDS HIM INTO BUBBA WHO SLAMS HIM!!!!!! D-Von goes to the top rope, THEY’RE GOING FOR THE WAAAAAZUP BUT CM PUNK CROTCHES HIM!!!!! Charlie Thriller turns Bubba around and picks him up, SPIN CYCLE (Airplane Spin Sit Out Slam) ON BUBBA RAY!!!!! CM Punk meanwhile has D-Von hooked up, PEPSI PLUNGE!!!!! PEPSI PLUNGE ON D-VON, 1…2…3!!!!!!

Dudley Boyz Are Eliminated

The Dudley’s are pissed and now we’re down to two teams. Punk and Steel and the Widowmakers all stand at different ends of the ring conversing with one another. Steel and Punk now run up and start whaling away on the Widowmakers and Punk takes Thriller to the outside. Punk goes after him and now Steel starts hammering away on Bud with right hands in the corner. Steel picks Bud up in the corner and now climbs up top and starts punching away, AND NOW HITS A SUPERPLEX, COVER, 1…2… BUD KICKS OUT!!!!! Steel quickly grabs the legs of Bud and locks in a half crab. Steel holds the move in tighter and now on the outside Thriller just sent Punk into the guardrail. Thriller now slides inside the ring and starts punching Steel and Steel releases the hold. Thriller punches Steel a few more times and now he shoots him to the ropes but Steel sends Thriller instead. Thriller comes back and ducks under a clothesline attempt and now nails Steel with a dropkick to the back of the head. Steel falls into the ropes and now Thriller runs up, AND LEAPS ON TOP OF THE BACK OF STEEL!!!! Thriller starts to choke him out and now CM Punk is back in the ring and Bud stops him with a few forearms. Bud tosses Punk to the ropes and Punk comes back and blocks a lariat from Bud and wraps his arm up between his legs, AND NAILS A BACK KICK to the face of Bud. Bud holds his head in pain and now Punk grabs him and takes him down with a headlock takedown and now Punk gets back to his feet, SHINING WIZARD, 1…2… THRILLER BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Thriller quickly wraps up Punk AND LOCKS IN THE SURFBOARD!!!! Thriller holds the move in tighter and now Bud is starting to climb on the turnbuckle but Ace Steel runs up and nails him in the back. Steel climbs up the turnbuckle and now turns around, HE’S GOT BUD SET UP, AND HE NAILS THE SPINAL SHOCK ON BUD OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Thriller drops Punk to the mat and now Steel is going for the cover but Thriller quickly picks him up, SIT OUT PILEDRIVER ON STEEL, 1…2…3!!!!

Winners: West Coast Widowmakers

Rating: 85%

(The scene fades backstage where Homicide is walking towards the parking lot when Low Ki suddenly comes into the picture. Low Ki looks Homicide up and down and then starts to speak)

Low Ki: Let’s just get this straight between you and me… One way or another, I don’t care how long it takes me… I’m going to become the World Champion once again. But as far as you goes… I hope you beat the living HELL out of Helton come Sabbath Bloody Sabbath.

(Low Ki extends his hand and Homicide stares at him for a second and then shakes it and hugs Low Ki)

Homicide: My blood, my blood.

Low Ki: My flesh, my flesh.

Homicide: You know you really didn’t have to beat my ass so bad back at the Pay Per View if all you was gonna do was kiss my ass afterwards.

Low Ki: You wouldn’t have done the same to me?

Homicide: Probably. So we cool then?

Low Ki: We cool. Just be sure you walk out with that title at the Pay Per View.

Homicide: It’s as good as done.

(The Rottweilers once again exchange a handshake and walk off together)

Rating: 77%

(“The Cross” by Nas starts up and the fans cheer as Mark Briscoe makes his way down to the ring carrying a microphone. He climbs inside the ring and starts to speak as the music fades)

Mark Briscoe: You know Lord Of The Rings was supposed to be an important night for me… Because it was going to be the night that I would finally beat my brother in the middle of this ring. Jay, you’ve always gotten the best of me. You’ve beaten me in CZW, you’ve beaten me in Ring Of Honor, and you’ve gone ahead and have beaten me here in Pro Wrestling KING… Sunday night was supposed to be my night Jay… But this hatred that we have now once again between each other has gotten so far outta control, that a ring couldn’t even hold us. So I think there’s only one thing to do Jay, and that’s-

~GIMME BACK MY BULLETS!!!!!~

(“Gimme Back My Bullets” by Lynard Skynard starts up and the fans boo as Jay Briscoe makes his way out to the center of the ramp carrying a microphone)

Jay Briscoe: Mark, Mark, Mark, listen I know what you’re trying to say, and I know that what you really want is to get back in the ring with me, and you know what, that’s fine with me. Really, there is nothing more than I would like than to kick your ass all around the arena a couple more times, or rather every single time we’ve stepped inside that ring together. Face the facts, if it weren’t for me, your ass wouldn’t even be in this company, or in wrestling altogether. I’ve been CARRYING your ass since day one. Since day ONE Mark. And it was hard, let me tell you it was hard for me not to leave your ass sooner. But now that I’ve gone ahead and ditched your ass, I gotta tell ya, it’s been the happiest days of my life. But tonight Mark, I’m more than happy, I’m freaking EXCITED!!!!! Because even though I know that right now you want me to come down to that ring and step back inside the ring with you… I’m not going to do that… I’m not, because I PERSONALLY went to Don Callis and asked him personally to NOT put me in that ring with you tonight. Because I don’t want to face you again just yet Mark… I want you ready for me… And to get you ready for me again… I’ve gone ahead and asked a couple new good friends of mine to give you a little warm up…

(With that said, EZ Money leaps over the guardrail and slides inside the ring and starts beating on Mark Briscoe, as all the Profit$ come running down to the ring with Jade Diamond standing beside Jay Briscoe with his arm around his shoulder. The Profit$ completely beat down Mark Briscoe as Jade grabs the microphone)

Jade Diamond: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! I PROUDLY PRESENT TO YOU, THE NEWEST PROFIT, JAY BRISCOE!!!!!

(The fans boo as the Profit$ leave Mark Briscoe in the ring battered and bruised to welcome Jay Briscoe to the “family” as they all rejoice on stage and take their exit as help is applied to Mark Briscoe in the ring)

~YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPERATED!!!!!~

(“Come Out And Play” by The Offspring kicks in and the fans boo as Raven make his way down the aisle. He slides inside the ring and holds his arms up in a crucifix position on the turnbuckle and then sits in the corner as the music fades)

~BANG YOUR HEAD!!!!! METAL HEALTH WILL DRIVE YOU MAD!!!!!~

(“Metal Health” by Quiet Riot starts up and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jay makes his way down the aisle smoking a cigarette and holding his barbed wire chair over his head. He gets to the ring and starts to climb into it when Raven quickly attacks him)

Raven vs. “Hardcore Icon” Hardcore Jay

Raven is attacking Jay on the outside and Raven is working him over AND HE THROWS JAY INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!!! Raven continues to punch away at Jay and now he grabs Jay and SLAMS HIS HEAD on the steel steps. Jay slides back in the ring and Raven goes after him. Raven stomps Jay a few times and now picks him up and tosses him in the corner. Raven runs up, BIG CLOTHESLINE in the corner AND NAILS A BULLDOG!!!! Raven turns Jay over and covers, 1…2, Jay kicks out. Raven picks Jay up again and chops him to the ropes and now shoots him to the far side. Jay comes back to a ducking Raven AND KICKS HIM in the face. Raven gets picked up, and Jay slams him down. Jay runs to the ropes and comes back, SNAP LEG DROP!!!! Jay covers, 1…2… Raven kicks out. Jay mounts Raven and starts punching away at his head AND NOW JAY RIPS OFF THE BANDAGE AND STARTS BEATING RAVEN’S WOUND AND HE’S BUSTED HIM OPEN AGAIN!!!! Jay picks Raven up and tosses him in the corner. Jay starts kneeing Raven in the sternum and now he picks him up on the turnbuckle. Jay climbs up, screams to the fans, HEINEKENRANA!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Jay crawls over and covers, 1…2… RAVEN GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Jay goes to the outside and now goes under the ring, AND HE BRINGS OUT A TABLE!!!! Jay slides the table inside the ring and the referee is allowing it to continue. Jay grabs a chair from ringside and tosses it in the ring and now grabs his chair and slides inside. Jay sets the table up in the corner and now picks Raven up and Raven starts fighting back and punches Jay a few times in the gut and now shoots him to the ropes. Jay comes back, Raven kicks him and sets him up, PILEDRIVER!!!! Raven covers, 1…2… JAY KICKS OUT!!!!!

Raven gets to his feet and blood is continuing to drip down his forehead. Raven grabs the chair and sets it up in the center of the ring. Raven picks Jay up and tosses him to the ropes, Jay comes back, DROP TOE HOLD INTO THE CHAIR!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Jay’s head bounced off that chair and now Raven covers, 1….2… JAY KICKS OUT!!!!! Raven picks Jay back up and puts him in the corner and now grabs the chair, GOES TO HIT HIM BUT JAY MOVES!!!! Raven turns around and Jay punches at Raven and now JAY SHOOTS HIM OVER TO THE TABLE BUT RAVEN STOPS IN HIS TRACKS!!!! Raven turns around, JAY RUNS UP, RAVEN MOVES AND THROWS JAY HEAD FIRST THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Raven moves the broken table off Jay and covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Jay kicks out. Raven picks Jay up and punches him a few times and now tosses him to the ropes, Jay comes back, Raven kicks him in the gut, RAVEN EFFECT ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!! HE HIT THE RAVEN EFFECT!!!!! Raven with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! JAY KICKED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND AND RAVEN IS PISSED!!!!! Raven picks up the chair and starts NAILING JAY in the back with it. Raven picks Jay up and goes for a suplex BUT JAY REVERSES AND HITS A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN!!!! Raven holds his ribs in pain and now Jay grabs the barbed wire chair, AND NAILS RAVEN OVER THE BACK WITH IT!!!!! The barbed wire is ripping the shirt off Raven and now Jay grabs him and lifts him up on his shoulders, LAST CALL (DVD/Reverse DDT) ON RAVEN, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winner: Hardcore Jay via Last Call

Rating: 92%

(Show fades out with Hardcore Jay standing over Raven victorious and holding up the barbed wire chair)

Overall Show Rating: 85%

[HardcoreJay]

Wednesday, May 3rd 2006

We got a 2.18 rating for Breakout. The attendance level was 6,627 people. We made $165,675 from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

Nikita Sputnik Is FINALLY Dethroned

Last night was a big night for the Church Of The Macabre, till the Main Event, but before that, Tyrant used everything he could to FINALLY defeat Nikita Sputnik to become the NEW Pro Wrestling KING Superfight Champion. Tyrant smashed chairs over Sputnik, smashed him through a table, and actually used a part of metal on the table to apply a Crippler Crossface on Sputnik to make him submit. Will Sputnik have his revenge on Tyrant, maybe even recapture the title?

Jay Briscoe Joins The Profit$

Mark Briscoe slightly ashamed that he didn’t beat his brother at the Pay Per View came out last night and cut a promo on how he wanted to beat his brother, and was hinting everybody that he wanted a rematch with his brother, to which Jay Briscoe came out and said that he would love to have a rematch with his brother (not in his own words) but he did say that it wouldn’t be tonight, because he told his brother that he wanted Mark to be ready for him, and to do that, he said he had a few good friends of his to get him ready, from there EZ Money slid in the ring and started pounding away on Mark with the rest of the Profit$ coming down to the ring to join in on the beating while Jade Diamond stood at the ramp with Jay Briscoe and announced to the fans that he was now a Profit. Is Mark Briscoe still thinking about facing his brother knowing that now he might have to face his “friends” as well?

B-Boy Expected To Return Soon

A video aired last night hyping up the return of B-Boy. B-Boy HAS been cleared to wrestle, but there is no word yet on when he will be making his return.

West Coast Widowmakers To Receive Tag Team Title Shot

In an incredible 4 way last night, the Widowmakers were able to defeat the Second City Saints, the Dudley Boyz and the Hart Foundation 2K6 to earn the right to face off with the Backseat Boyz for the Tag Team Titles next week. The Backseat Boyz have been on a roll as of late, but the Widowmakers are hungry and are HOPING to take the titles off of some team… Will the Backseat Boyz be that team?

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!!

Genocide Card For May 5th

Non Title

Backseat Boyz vs. Amazing Red/Jay Man

Hardcore Jones vs. Jonas Testament

Dustin Iler vs. Isaac Comelightly

Chris Hero vs. Nick Berk

3 Way Dance

Xavier vs. Ace Steel vs. BJ Whitmer

Television Title

Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. AJ Styles ©

Main Event

Drayton King vs. Christopher Daniels

Breakout Card For May 9th

Low Ki vs. Ace Steel

Tag Team Titles

West Coast Widowmakers vs. Backseat Boyz ©

Tag Team

Trinity (John Bay/Jonas Testament) vs. The Profit$ (Jade Diamond/Jay Briscoe)

Jeff Hardy vs. Nova

Super Dragon vs. Mike Quackenbush

Raven vs. Bubba Ray Dudley

Main Event, Non Title

DRH vs. Kevin Steen

[HardcoreJay]

Friday, May 5th 2006

(“They Came In” by Butthole Surfers starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Nick Berk makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and plays to the crowd as the music fades)

~I AM!!!! SMELLING LIKE A ROSE, THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME CUZ I’M DEAD, AND BLOA-TED!!!!~

(“Dead And Bloated” by STP starts up and the fans boo as Chris Hero makes his way down the aisle. Hero climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Nick Berk vs. Chris Hero

Berk and Hero go to lock up and Hero takes Berk down with a leg trip. Hero runs to the ropes, leaps over a ducking Berk, Hero bounces off the ropes, LEAP frog from Berk, Hero bounces off again, DEEP ARM DRAG from Berk. Berk tightens up the hold but now Hero starts to get back to his feet and Berk grabs him and locks on a headlock. Hero backs him into the ropes and shoots him off. Berk bounces off and comes back to a kick from Hero. Hero runs to the ropes and comes back, SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!!! Hero covers, 1…2, Berk kicks out. Hero picks Berk up and tosses him to the corner. Hero runs up, DOUBLE KNEE to the gut of Berk. Berk comes out of the corner, CRAVATE!!!!! (Hey!) Hero holds the Cravate in and now screams to the fans, CRAVATE SUPLEX!!!!! Hero with the cover again, 1…2… Berk kicks out. Hero now climbs the turnbuckle and perches himself at the top, COMES OFF WITH A LEG DROP BUT BERK MOVES!!!!! Hero crashes and burns and now Berk picks him up and chops him a few times and now shoots him to the ropes. Hero comes back and blocks a punch from Berk, goes for a punch of his own but Berk ducks and Hero turns around, Berk picks him up, BERKULATOR!!!!! Berk with the cover, 1…2… Hero kicks out.

Berk picks Hero up and punches him a few times and now nails a body slam. Berk now grabs him, ORIENTAL SCORPION!!!! Berk has the hold locked in and now Hero is fighting his way out of it and finally does. Berk picks Hero up and shoots him to the ropes. Hero comes back and ducks under a clothesline AND ATTEMPTS A BACKSLIDE, 1…2, Berk kicks out and goes to get to his feet but HERO FOREARMS him in the mouth. Hero chops Berk a few times and now tosses him to the ropes but brings him back, KNEE to the gut, DDT!!!!! Hero with the cover, 1…2… BERK kicks out. Hero picks Berk up and Berk starts fighting back. Berk punches Hero a few times and now runs to the ropes and comes back, HERO TAKES HIM DOWN with a drop toe hold, AND NOW LOCKS ON THE HANGMAN’S CLUTCH, AND BERK TAPS OUT!!!!!

Winner: Chris Hero via Hangman’s Clutch Submission

Rating: 80%

(Another video is played hyping up the return of B-Boy)

Rating: 72%

(“Down” by STP starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as BJ Whitmer makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “The Passportal” by Team Sleep and the fans give another mixed reaction as Xavier makes his way down to the ring holding up the “X” symbol. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “I’ll Cast A Shadow” by Pantera and the fans cheer as Ace Steel makes his way down to the ring. Steel climbs inside and gets ready as the music fades)

BJ Whitmer vs. Xavier vs. Ace Steel

Whitmer starts nailing Steel with right hands and now Xavier joins in on the beat down and they toss Steel to the ropes. Steel comes back and ducks a pair of clotheslines from Whitmer and Xavier. Xavier turns around, STEEL with a right hand on Xavier. Whitmer turns around and Steel picks him up, scoop slam. Steel runs to the ropes and comes back, XAVIER NAILS A LARIAT!!!!! Xavier picks Steel up and forearms him to the ropes and tosses him to the far side. Steel comes back and Xavier kicks him in the gut, AND NAILS A SNAP SUPLEX!!!! Xavier gets to his feet and Whitmer hits him with a right hand, and another one, and another one, Xavier shoots Whitmer to the ropes, Whitmer comes back to a ducking Xavier and KICKS him hard in the face. Whitmer grabs Xavier, GOING FOR THE EXPLODER BUT XAVIER ELBOWS HIS WAY OUT OF IT!!!! Xavier chops Whitmer to the corner and starts hitting him with forearms AND NOW STARTS NAILING HIM WITH MUY THAI KNEES!!!!! Whitmer is rocked and falls to the corner and now Xavier turns around, STEEL with a kick to Xavier and picks him up, BRAINBUSTER!!!!! Steel with the cover, 1…2… Xavier kicks out. Steel turns Xavier over and now locks in a modified surfboard with Xavier sitting on his knees. Whitmer is back up and goes to Steel AND STARTS KICKING HIM IN THE BACK!!!!! Whitmer drops down and now locks on a sleeper on Steel. Xavier manages to break the hold and now Whitmer continues to try and put Steel to sleep. Xavier now gets to his feet and runs to the ropes, DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF WHITMER!!!!! Whitmer breaks the hold and now Xavier picks Whitmer up, X SLAM ON WHITMER, 1…2…WHITMER KICKS OUT!!!!!

Xavier starts kicking away at Whitmer and kicks him out of the ring. Xavier now picks Steel up and tosses him to the ropes and Steel holds on. Xavier runs up, STEEL PICKS HIM UP AND OVER and Xavier lands on the apron, BUT WHITMER TRIPS HIM UP AND XAVIER LANDS FACE FIRST ON THE APRON!!!!! Steel now climbs the turnbuckle, AND HITS A SUICIDE PLANCHA ON WHITMER AND XAVIER!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Steel gets back to his feet and tosses Whitmer back in the ring. Steel climbs back inside and now forearms Whitmer a few times and now slams him on the mat. Steel climbs up the corner and perches himself at the top, DIVING ELBOW MISSES!!!!! Steel holds his elbow in pain and now Whitmer grabs him from behind, BIG BACK SUPLEX!!!!! Whitmer with the cover, 1…2… STEEL kicks out. Whitmer picks Steel back up and tosses him in the corner. Whitmer runs up, GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT STEEL MOVES!!!!! Whitmer in the corner now and Steel runs up for a clothesline BUT WHITMER ELBOWS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Steel backs out a few steps, AND WHITMER HITS THE EXPLODER ON STEEL IN THE CORNER!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Whitmer goes for the cover, XAVIER IS AT THE TOP, 450 SPLASH ON WHITMER TO BREAK THE COUNT!!!!!! Xavier rolls Whitmer over and covers, 1…2…3!!!!! XAVIER PICKS UP A BIG WIN!!!!

Winner: Xavier via 450 Splash

Rating: 77%

(The scene fades backstage where the Profit$ are standing by with Jade Diamond standing in front, Jay Briscoe, Kid Kash and Bud on one side, and EZ Money, and Charlie Thriller on the other)

Jade Diamond: What you people are looking at right now, is without a shadow of a doubt, the most ELITE, the most RUTHLESS, and the most GREATEST faction that has EVER graced a wrestling ring. I’m talking bigger than the Von Erich’s, BIGGER than the Four Horsemen, even BIGGER than the damn Hart Foundation slash Hart Family, I’m talking about the Profit$ baby… Here are two of Pro Wrestling KING’s top tag teams, in the West Coast Widowmakers and Kash Money. These four have beaten just about EVERY tag team that’s crossed their paths. And on Tuesday night, the Widowmakers are going to do the Profit$ proud by bringing home the Tag Team gold. Kash, Money, I don’t want you two to go to war with Bud and Thriller just because they’re going to take those titles. There will be no favoritism, and no malice towards each other, understand?

Kid Kash: No problem.

Bud: We’re cool…

Jade Diamond: And also, the NEWEST member, Jay Briscoe… I’ll admit to you Jay, that I am VERY sorry that I didn’t recruit you earlier, but I had to be absolutely SURE that you were suitable enough to be a part of this group. And I have to say, what you have done in the recent weeks since you dumped that snot nosed punk brother of yours, you were DEFINITELY my top choice as a new recruit, and on behalf of all of us, I say WELCOME!!!!!

(Jay and Jade shake hands)

Jay Briscoe: Jade, boys, it’s great to finally be a part of a WINNING team, that’s for damn sure. And believe me if I’d have known about you guys, my other half would’ve been ditched a long ass time ago.

Jade Diamond: Yeah why’d you hang around him for so long anyway?

Jay Briscoe: I blame my parents, honestly.

Jade Diamond: Well you’re a Profit now, you shouldn’t worry about anything, or for that matter anyone, anymore, other than your new family of course.

Jay Briscoe: Of course.

Jade Diamond: Now then… Onto some business… This past week on Breakout, you saw myself take a part one of the members of the SECOND rate stable in PWK, and I’m talking about the Trinity, anyway, you saw me take out John Bay, the “Armageddon.” Now, because of the fact that I beat him, it seems as though either John Bay, Jonas Testament, or DRH personally went to Don Callis and had them book myself and Jay Briscoe in a match with John Bay and Jonas Testament… Now I really see nothing wrong with that seeing as how me and J.B. here are gonna beat them… In fact, I think this is a great idea. First of all it will showcase just how good the Profit$ really are, and two, it will finally give J.B. here another win on his shoulders in the tag team division since his ex brother could never get the job done… So Trinity, get ready, because at Breakout, you’ll be finding out just who the real stable in PWK is, and it’s us…

(The Profit$ all put their hands together as the camera fades to black)

Rating: 95%

~I, HATE, EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!!!~

(“I Hate Everything About You” by 3 Days Grace starts up and the fans cheer as Isaac Comelightly makes his way down the aisle. Isaac climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “Mister Self Destruct” by Nine Inch Nails starts up and the fans boo as the “Caesar Of Wrestling” Dustin Iler makes his way down the aisle. Iler climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Isaac Comelightly vs. “The Caesar Of Wrestling” Dustin Iler

Iler and Comelightly lock up in the center of the ring and Iler nails a knee to the gut of Isaac and forearms him to the mat. Iler runs to the ropes and comes back, TRIP by Isaac and a cover, 1…2, Iler kicks out. Iler and Comelightly back to their feet and ILER catches Isaac with an arm drag. Both back to their feet, HIP TOSS BY ISAAC!!!! Both back to their feet again and Isaac blocks a punch from Iler and kicks him in the gut, drapes the leg over his head, BACK FLIPS TO HIS FEET BUT ILER NAILS HIM WITH A HUGE LARIAT THAT TURNS HIM INSIDE OUT!!!!! (Claps) Iler drops down and covers, 1…2… Comelightly kicks out. Iler picks Isaac back and shoots him to the ropes. Isaac comes back and ducks under a clothesline from Iler. Iler turns around, ISAAC LEAPS UP FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT ILER COUNTERS INTO A POWERSLAM!!!!! (Claps) Iler with the cover, 1…2… Isaac gets the shoulder up. Iler now grabs Comelightly and locks in a leg grapevine. Isaac fights for the ropes and finally grabs a hold of the bottom rope. Iler gets off and drags Isaac to the center of the ring AND DROPS an elbow. Iler covers, 1…2, Isaac kicks out. Iler picks Isaac up again and now tosses him in the corner. Isaac hits and now Iler runs up, KICK BY ISAAC TO THE STERNUM!!!! Isaac now gets up, TORNADO DDT CONNECTS!!!!! Isaac with the cover, 1…2… ILER KICKS OUT!!!!!

Isaac stomps away on Iler and now picks him up and shoots him to the ropes. Iler comes back to a ducking Isaac and KICKS HIM NO ISAAC GRABS THE BOOT OF ILER AND NAILS A DRAGON SCREW!!!!! Isaac still has him, AND LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER!!!!!! Iler is fighting for the ropes this time and almost reaches them BUT ISAAC BRINGS HIM BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!! Iler screams in pain and continues to fight for the ropes and finally grabs the bottom rope. Isaac gets off Iler and starts climbing the turnbuckle. Isaac is calling for the Drive To Despair (Flying Hurricanrana) and now Iler gets to his feet, AND ISAAC LEAPS OFF, DRIVE TO DESPAIR NO ILER CATCHES HIM IN A POWERBOMB, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Isaac BARELY kicks out at the last second. Iler gets back to his feet and stomps away on Isaac and HE’S GOING FOR THE CAEASARIAN SECTION (Chickenwing/Camel Clutch) BUT ISAAC IS FIGHTING OUT OF IT!!!!! Iler still on top of Isaac and now Iler grabs him by the head, AND STARTS SWINGING PUNCHES TO HIS FACE LIKE HE WAS IN THE UFC!!!!! Isaac is barely fighting back and Iler continues to pound away, AND ISAAC IS OUT!!!!!! Iler quickly grabs the arm of Isaac, CAESARIAN SECTION, ISAAC TAPS!!!!!

Winner: Dustin Iler via Caesarian Section Submission

Rating: 91%

(The camera fades to a pre recorded message from Kevin Steen)

Kevin Steen: For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Kevin Steen, also known as, “Mr. Wrestling.” For those of you that still don’t know me, I’m the best, excuse me, WAS the best Iron Man Champion that CZW ever had. I was also the best IWS Heavyweight Champion. And as far as Pro Wrestling KING goes… They’ve been so kind to bring me into this company, first class I might add which was a nice touch, and all I’ve had was one match so far, but things will be changing come Breakout this week. Because at Breakout this week, I “Mr. Wrestling,” will be taking on the top dog so to speak in this company, the “Technician Of Hardcore” Daniel Reed Helton. The only sad part about this match however, is that title of his is NOT on the line, which is a damn shame in my opinion because frankly with all I’ve gone through in the past year, I do believe that I should be worthy of a title shot. Not because I’m trying to toot my own horn, but because come on, I’ve beaten everybody that’s stepped in that ring with me in CZW, I completely DOMINATE the competition in IWS, Pro Wrestling KING, come on, I’m your World Heavyweight Champion for crying out loud, you see it, I see it, the people that come to your damn shows sees it. DRH, if you wanna earn my respect, which you don’t have right now, you’ll put that World Title on the line this coming Tuesday night… And if you don’t, that’s fine, I’ll beat you anyway, BUT AFTERWARDS, I EXPECT, and I DEMAND a title shot. Because I am “Mr. Wrestling,” and by god I AM PWK’s TRUE World Heavyweight Champion…

(Steen looks into the camera for a few seconds and then looks up at someone standing behind the camera)

Kevin Steen: Are we done?

Yeah, that was good.

Kevin Steen: You think so? Okay… Hey I’ve never even seen DRH compete, he any good?

He’s the World Champion.

Kevin Steen: Yeah, yeah, I know all that… But come on, the guy’s really not that, you know, hardcore, extreme, “Technician Of Hardcore” and all that crap is he?

You really haven’t seen him?

Kevin Steen: No, what? I’m only here like every other month it seems, come on man just tell me if I’m gonna be in for a bumpy night.

**Chuckles** Oh man you shouldn’t have said that shit on camera.

Kevin Steen: Why are you laughing… Hey… Where you going? Oh man… I’m gonna die Tuesday aren’t I? Ah shit… HEY, GIVE ME THAT TAPE!!!!! GIVE ME THAT TAPE, GET BACK HERE!!!!!

(Steen runs off as the camera fades)

Rating: 48%

~DON’T FUCK WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!~

(“Break On Through” by The Doors starts up and the fans boo as Jonas Testament makes his way down the aisle. Testament plays to the fans for a few seconds and then climbs over the top rope and gets inside the ring. Testament goes to a corner and stands there as the music fades into “Schism” by Tool and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jones makes his way down the aisle. Jones climbs inside the ring and stares down Testament as the music fades)

Jonas Testament vs. Hardcore Jones

Testament and Jones circle each other and Jones try’s to take Testament down but Testament starts clubbing him in the back with forearms. Jones is on his knee AND TESTAMENT GIVES HIM A KNEE TO THE FACE!!!!! Jones is down and starts to get back to his feet but Testament grabs him and shoots him to the ropes. Jones comes back, DUCKS A BIG BOOT from Testament and now starts punching away at Testament. Jones forearms Testament a few times and now kicks him in the gut, AND NAILS A DDT!!!!! Jones with the quick cover, 1…2… Testament kicks out. Jones quickly locks on sleeper hold but Testament is too fresh and now starts getting back to his feet, AND JONES IS STILL HOLDING THE SLEEPER IN BUT TESTAMENT FLOPS ON HIS BACK AND JONES IS DOWN!!!! Testament gets back to his feet and grabs Jones and tosses him in the corner. Testament starts elbowing Jones and nailing him with shoulders and now picks Jones up and perches him at the top. Testament starts climbing up top AND JONES STARTS FIGHTING BACK AND HE TOSSES TESTAMENT OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! Testament is on the mat and now Jones turns around on the turnbuckle, AND NAILS A MOONSAULT, 1…2… NO!!!! Testament kicks out.

Jones starts stomping away on Testament and now he picks him up and chops him to the ropes. Jones shoots Testament to the far side but Testament reverses and sends Jones. Jones bounces off, TESTAMENT KICKS HIM IN THE GUT, GUT WRENCH POWERBOMB!!!!! Testament covers, 1…2… Jones kicks out. Testament gets back up and starts kicking Jones in the back and now picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. Jones comes back, TESTAMENT PICKS HIM UP BUT JONES GOES BEHIND HIM!!!! Jones wraps Testament up but now Testament starts elbowing his way out and now runs to the ropes and comes back, JONES WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT TESTAMENT DOESN’T GO DOWN!!!! Jones starts forearming Testament and now runs to the ropes and comes back, TESTAMENT GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT, CHOKESLAM, 1…2….3 NO!!!!! JONES KICKS OUT!!!!! Testament picks Jones back up and Jones starts fighting back. Jones forearms Testament a few more times and now shoots him to the ropes. Testament comes back and Jones kicks him in the gut, JONES ATTEMPTS THE HANGMAN’S DDT BUT TESTAMENT IS TOO BIG AND HE BACK BODY DROPS JONES!!!!! Jones starts to get back to his feet TESTAMENT GRABS HIM, DESTINY’S FLAW (Lifting Double Arm DDT) 1…2…3!!!!!

Winner: Jonas Testament via Destiny’s Flaw

Rating: 89%

(“Black Helicopters” by Non Phixion starts up and the fans boo as Gabriel Octavo Marquez makes his way down to the ring motioning that he’s going to be getting the Television Title around his waist tonight. He hops inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~YOU ARE, YOU ARE!!!!!! I AM, I AM!!!!!!~

(“I Am” by Dale Oliver starts up and the fans cheer as AJ Styles makes his way down the aisle wearing the Television Title around his waist. AJ climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Television Title: Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. AJ Styles ©

AJ and Gabriel lock up and AJ locks an arm wringer on Marquez, and Marquez rolls to the mat, SPRINGS TO his feet and lock an arm ringer on AJ. AJ holds his arm and now runs to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD BACKFLIPS TO HIS FEET AND ARM DRAGS MARQUEZ!!!!! Marquez and AJ back up, MARQUEZ NAILS AN ARM DRAG!!!! Both back up and now Marquez takes AJ down with a trip, GOES FOR A FLIP LEG DROP BUT AJ MOVES AND GOES FOR AN ELBOW BUT MOVES, MARQUEZ WITH A BACKFLIP AND AJ MOVES!!!! Both back up, go for a pair of punches, AND KICKS, AJ runs up and grabs Marquez, MONKEY FLIP NO MARQUEZ FLIPS TO HIS FEET AND WE’RE AT A STAND OFF!!!! (Claps) AJ starts clapping and the fans rally behind him and they lock up again with a test of strength, AND MARQUEZ WITH A MONKEY FLIP BUT AJ FLIPS OUT OF IT!!!! AJ runs to the ropes and comes back and leaps over a ducking Marquez. AJ bounces off the other side and comes back to a leaping Marquez, AJ STANDS THERE, Marquez lands, AND AJ HITS A HEADSCISSORS AND TAKES HIM OUT OF THE RING!!!!! AJ runs to the ropes and comes back, NO HANDS SOMERSAULT PLANCHA ON MARQUEZ!!!!! (AJ! AJ! AJ!) AJ gets back to his feet and tosses Marquez inside. AJ now climbs on the apron, SPRINGBOARD 450 SPLASH NO!!!!! MARQUEZ MOVES!!!!! AJ starts getting back to his feet and Marquez runs up behind him, FLIPPING DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Marquez with the cover, 1…2… AJ kicks out. Marquez picks AJ up and starts to punch him and now shoots him to the ropes. AJ bounces off, SPINNING HEEL KICK FROM MARQUEZ!!!!! Marquez gets back up and runs to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD SOMERSAULT SENTON ON AJ ALA HYABUSA!!!!! Marquez covers, 1…2, AJ kicks out. Marquez picks AJ up and now tosses him to the corner. Marquez runs up, AJ kicks him in the face and now leaps on the turnbuckle, AND COMES OFF WITH A FLYING LEG LARIAT!!!!! Marquez is down and now AJ gets to his feet, AND BACKFLIPS ON TOP OF MARQUEZ, 1…2… MARQUEZ KICKS OUT!!!!!

AJ slaps on an armbar and now Marquez is fighting his way out of it AND HE’S KICKING STYLES IN THE HEAD WITH HIS KNEE!!!! Styles is off and now Marquez runs to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD HEEL KICK ON STYLES!!!!! Marquez with the cover, 1…2, AJ kicks out. Marquez now goes and grabs the feet of AJ and wraps them up, AND NOW HE SLAPS ON A MODIFIED SURFBOARD!!!!! AJ is in pain and the referee is asking if he wants to give up but AJ is screaming no. Marquez now starts reaching back AND HE STARTS HOLDING THE ROPES!!!!! The referee looks over and now Marquez let’s go. Marquez continues to hold on the ropes, BUT NOW THE REF SPOTS IT AND TELLS HIM TO BREAK THE HOLD!!!!! Marquez starts kicking Styles and now he goes for a kick, BUT AJ MOVES AND ROLLS TO HIS FEET!!!! Marquez goes for a lariat but AJ ducks, AND HITS THE PELE KICK!!!! AJ with the cover, 1…2… MARQUEZ kicks out. AJ grabs the leg of Marquez and now locks on a single leg crab. Marquez fights for the ropes and finally grabs them. AJ starts picking Marquez up, BUT MARQUEZ DROPS HIM INTO THE ROPES!!!! Marquez gets to his feet, AND KICKS AJ HARD IN THE CHEST!!!! AJ gets off the ropes and turns around, DEVINE INTERVENSION (Suplex Ace Crusher) NO AJ COUNTERS AND GOES DOWN HIS BACK AND WRAPS HIM UP, MODIFIED BACKBREAKER!!!!! AJ covers, 1…2… MARQUEZ KICKS OUT!!!! AJ drags Marquez to the corner and now starts climbing up top. Marquez gets to his feet AND NAILS AJ IN THE FACE WITH A FOREARM!!!! Marquez climbs up and he’s attempting a move but AJ starts fighting back and now HE DROPS HIM HEAD FIRST IN THE TURNBUCKLE!!!! AJ now grabs him, ROLLS OVER AND HIS A POWERBOMB, BUT HE HOLDS HIM UP, STYLES CLASH!!!!! STYLES CLASH ON MARQUEZ, 1…2…3!!!!! AJ RETAINS THE TITLE!!!!!

Winner And Still Television Champion: AJ Styles via Styles Clash

Rating: 90%

(After the match, Marquez stays inside the ring and grabs a microphone)

Gabriel Octavo Marquez: AJ STYLES!!!!!! You may have one this theeng here tonight, but I promise you, another time, and another place, me and you will go again, and when that happens, I’ll be walking out of this ring with that belt. But you know that might never happen seeing that tonight was the first time that I have EVER gotten a title shot… And you know why? Because Pro Wrestling KEENG, EES RACEEST AGAINST LATINO’S LIKE MYSELF!!!!!

(Boos)

Gabriel Octavo Marquez: No, I’m dead serious. When’s the last time you saw another Latino compete in thees company? When’s the last time you saw a Latino in thees company get a title shot? Oh sure, Homicide is Latino in some areas, but he didn’t migrate to this country. I had to jump over that border and I had to survive in thees country without a green card, and without the money that it takes to live a good life in this damn country. Where I came from, eet was either wrestling, or working manual labor as a lawnmower, or a construction worker, and I wasn’t going to break my back and do what America has done to all my Latino brothers and seesters, I’m not going to degrade myself as a damn grass cutter, or a cleaning lady, or NONE OF THAT SHEET!!!!! You know sometheeng, I going to make sure, that Gabriel Octavo Marquez gets what he deserves mang… I going to show ALL OF YOU that Gabriel Octavo Marquez ees not someone to ignore. I someone who deserves respect in thees company, but seence PWK no show me respect… I gon earn my respect, and I going to show Pro Wrestling KEENG to never deesrespect Latino’s again…

(Marquez drops the microphone and leaves the ring as the fans boo him off)

Rating: 94%

~THIS IS THE NEW SHIT!!!! STAND UP AND REPENT!!!!!~

(“This Is The New Shit” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans cheer as Jay Man and Amazing Red make their way down the aisle getting the fans pumped. Red and Jay slide inside the ring and get ready the music fades into “The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder and out come the Backseat Boyz with their Tag Team Titles hanging out of their pants. They dance down the aisle and get dollars from the chicks at ringside and now climb inside the ring. They get ready and the music fades)

Non Title: Amazing Red/Jay Man vs. Backseat Boyz

Red and Acid start things out and Acid invites Red in for a handshake and Red takes it but Acid throws it back and flicks Red off. Acid and Red now circle each other and ACID takes Red down with a headlock and holds it on. Acid starts brushing Red’s head mocking him and now let’s go of him and tells him to get up. Red gets back up and Acid charges at him, AND RED DROP TOE HOLDS HIM IN THE ROPES!!!! RED GOES FOR THE 718 BUT Acid ducks out of the way and Red swings himself back inside. Acid back up again goes after Red with a clothesline but Red ducks it and Acid turns, STEP UP ENZIGURI BUT ACID DUCKS AND NOW LOCKS RED IN AN ANKLE LOCK!!!! Red starts getting back to his feet, AND HITS A MULE KICK ON ACID!!!!! Acid gets back up and Red goes after him, ACID SENDS HIM UP AND OVER BUT RED LANDS ON THE APRON!!!! Acid goes for a punch but Red blocks it, grabs the arm of Acid and now runs up the turnbuckle, AND COMES OFF WITH A 360 FLIP AND ARM DRAGS ACID!!!! (Claps) Acid gets back to his feet and charges at Red and Red takes him down with a trip, AND HITS THE RED STAR PRESS, 1…2… ACID KICKS OUT!!!! Acid gets up and tags out to Kashmere and Kashmere says he wants Jay Man and Red tags out. Jay Man and Kashmere lock up and Jay Man takes Kashmere down with an arm drag. Kashmere gets back to his feet and Jay Man tosses Kashmere to the ropes. Kashmere comes back and ducks a clothesline from Jay, AND PICKS HIM UP ON HIS SHOULDERS BUT JAY DROPS BEHIND HIM!!!! Jay wraps Kashmere up and Kashmere starts elbowing his way out of it and goes to the ropes, Kashmere comes back to a ducking Jay and now sets him up for a powerbomb BUT JAY TURNS IT INTO A DDT, 1…2… Acid breaks the count. Jay picks Kashmere up and now tosses him in the corner and Jay tags in Red. Red comes in and the two start kicking Kashmere in the corner and now Acid comes in to try and help Kashmere but the ref stops him. Red now grabs Kashmere and nails him with a slam and now climbs outside the ring AND LEAPS INSIDE AND HITS THE MIDDLE ROPES, SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT!!!!! (Claps) Red covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!

Red picks Kashmere up again and now Kashmere starts hitting Red and tosses him to the ropes, Red comes back and Kashmere kicks him, SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!!! Kashmere covers, 1…2, Red kicks out. Kashmere gets up and tags in Acid. Acid comes in and starts kicking Red and now the two shoot him to the ropes, Red comes back into A FLIP FROM THE BACKSEATS BUT THEY CATCH HIM AND NAIL THE BACKSEAT DRIVER!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) The Backseat Boyz now grab Red, AND THEY HIT THE COMIC ATOMIC!!!!! Acid covers, 1…2… Jay Man breaks the count. Red is picked back up and Acid forearms him a few times and now tosses him to the corner. Acid runs up, BIG KNEE IN THE CORNER!!!! Acid puts Red on the mat and now climbs up the turnbuckle, COMES OFF WITH A MOONSAULT BUT RED PUTS THE KNEES UP!!!!! Acid holds his chest and now Red runs to the ropes and comes back, TILT-A-WHIRL BY ACID BUT RED COUNTERS WITH A DDT!!!! Red crawls over, TAG TO JAY MAN!!!!! Jay comes in and quickly starts nailing Acid with right hands and now tosses him to the ropes. Acid comes back and blocks a clothesline from Jay Man and turns him around, ACID GOES FOR A BACK SUPLEX BUT JAY MAN COUNTERS AND GOES DOWN HIS BACK!!!!! Jay grabs Acid and now Acid goes behind Jay and wraps him up, GOES FOR THAT REVERSE LIFTING BRAINBUSTER BUT JAY MAN COUNTERS IT INTO A BULLDOG AND THE COVER, 1…2… KASHMERE BREAKS IT UP!!!!! Jay Man stops on Acid and now climbs the turnbuckle, sets him up, JAY MAN SPLASH NO ACID PUTS THE KNEES UP!!!! Jay Man is in pain and now Acid runs up, YAKUZA KICK KNOCKS JAY OUT, 1…2… RED BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Acid gets back up and tags out to Kashmere. Kashmere comes in and nails Jay with a dropkick to the face and covers, 1…2… Jay kicks out. Kashmere picks Jay back up and forearms him a few times and now PICKS HIM UP FOR THE CRADLE BREAKER BUT JAY MAN TAGS IN RED AS HE PASSES THE CORNER!!!! Red leaps on the turnbuckle, MISSILE DROPKICK ON KASHMERE AND JAY DROPS ON HIM WITH A SPLASH!!!! Jay now grabs Red and picks him up, BACK BODY DROP ON KASHMERE AND RED COVERS, 1…2…3 NO!!!! ACID BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Acid starts beating down on Red and now Jay Man comes into break it up but the referee grabs Jay and tells him to leave. Meanwhile Acid sneaks up, YAKUZA KICK ON JAY MAN AND JAY FLIES INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!!! The Backseat Boyz pick Red up, T-GIMMICK!!!!! Kashmere covers, 1…2…3!!!!

Winners: The Backseat Boyz via T-Gimmick

(The Backseat Boyz start celebrating in the ring, AND THE WIDOWMAKERS RUN THROUGH THE CROWD AND INTO THE RING AND START NAILING THE BACKSEAT BOYZ FROM BEHIND!!!!! The Backseat Boyz eventually get out of the ring and start heading up through the fans as the Widowmakers continue to talk trash)

Rating: 92%

(“Know Your Rights” by The Clash starts up and the fans boo as Drayton King makes his way down the aisle. King slides inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~WE’RE DISPOSABLE TEENS, WE’RE DISPOSABLE!!!!!~

(“Disposable Teens” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Christopher Daniels makes his way down the aisle. Daniels climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Drayton King vs. Christopher Daniels

King and Daniels lock up and Daniels locks on a headlock and now King shoots him to the ropes. Daniels comes back and blocks a clothesline and now takes him down with a fireman’s carry. Daniels locks a headlock on King and now King breaks the hold and locks an arm bar on Daniels. Daniels fights out of it but King stays on the arm and pounds away on it. King now shoots Daniels to the ropes, Daniels comes back and ducks under a clothesline from King and now ROLLS HIM UP, 1…2, King kicks out and now the two are back on their feet and King manages to nail Daniels with a kick, SNAP SUPLEX!!!! King gets back up and brings Daniels up and takes him to the ropes and chops him a few times. King now shoots Daniels to the far side and Daniels comes back to a ducking King, KICK BY DANIELS GETS CAUGHT BY KING, King trips Daniels up, REVERSE FIGURE 4!!!!! King holds the reverse figure 4 in and Daniels is in pain but finally manages to break out of it. King picks Daniels up and shoots him to the corner. Daniels hits and King runs up, CLOTHESLINE MISSES!!!! King turns around and Daniels nails a few right hands on King and tosses King to the far side and King leaps off the turnbuckle in the air thinking Daniels is under him, DANIELS GRABS HIM FROM BEHIND, GERMAN SUPLEX, 1…2…3 NO!!!! King kicks out at the last second and now Daniels goes back to work on King by stomping away at him. Daniels now picks King up and chops him in the corner. Daniels now puts King on the turnbuckle and starts climbing up but King starts fighting back and SHOVES DANIELS OFF!!!!!! Daniels hits the mat and KING LEAPS OFF BUT DANIELS SUPERKICKS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Daniels covers, 1…2… KING GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!

Daniels grabs the legs of King and now locks on an elevated crab and King is trying to make his way to the ropes, BUT DANIELS NOW TURNS THE CRAB INTO AN STF!!!!! King is still fighting for the ropes but Daniels is fighting him BUT KING manages to touch the bottom rope. Daniels starts stomping King and now picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. King comes back and Daniels goes for a lariat but King ducks under it and GRABS DANIELS BY THE HEAD AND PULLS HIM DOWN ONTO HIS KNEE!!!!! King with Daniels now turns him back around, picks Daniels up AND LOCKS ON A STANDING BUTTERFLY SUBMISSION!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) The referee checks Daniels and Daniels is fighting it and now King holds Daniels for a moment, AND NAILS A RELEASE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX!!!!! King covers again, 1…2… DANIELS KICKS OUT!!!!!! King drags Daniels to the corner and now starts climbing up top. King perches himself at the top, GOES FOR THE KINGS BOUNTY (450 Splash) BUT DANIELS MOVES AND KING ROLLS TO HIS FEET!!!!! King runs at Daniels, DANIELS NAILS THE COMPLETE SHOT AND LOCKS ON THE KOJI CLUTCH!!!!! King isn’t tapping, he’s fighting it and now Daniels releases the hold and turns him around and stomps him a few times. Daniels goes to the corner, BEST MOONSAULT EVER HITS, 1…2…3 NO!!!! KING KICKS OUT!!!!! Daniels questions the referee and now picks King up again and forearms him into the ropes. Daniels tosses King to the far side and King comes back to a kick from Daniels, HE’S SETTING HIM UP FOR THE ANGEL’S WINGS BUT KING BACK BODY DROPS DANIELS!!!!! Daniels turns around to get up, KING ME (Shining Wizard) ON DANIELS, 1…2…3 NO!!!! (This Is Awesome! This Is Awesome! This Is Awesome!) King picks Daniels up and Daniels starts fighting back and now shoots him to the ropes, King comes back with a lariat but Daniels blocks him and turns him around, GOES FOR THE LAST RITES BUT KING REVERSES AND PICKS HIM UP, HAIL TO THE KING (TKO) ON DANIELS, 1…2…3!!!!! DRAYTON KING PICKS UP A BIG WIN!!!!!

Winner: Drayton King via Hail To The King

Rating: 93%

(Show fades out with Drayton King holding his arms up in victory as he walks back up the ramp)

Overall Show Rating: 84%

[HardcoreJay]

Saturday, May 6th 2006

We got a 1.72 rating for Genocide The attendance level was 5,281 people. We made $158,430 dollars from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!

New Matches Added To Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

In addition to Homicide taking on DRH for the World Title, a couple more matches have been added to the card. Those matches are as follows:

CM Punk, Low Ki, Samoa Joe, and Dustin Iler will go at it in a 4 Corners Match, and whoever wins this match will be granted a shot at the Television Champion.

Tyrant is expected to make his first Superfight Title defense against Spike Dudley.

There was talk about having a small battle royal, and now reports have determined that these rumors are true. The winner of this battle royal is said that he could receive a shot at any title they wish. So far the participants that have been announced for this match are; Teddy Hart, Kevin Steen, Sexxxy Eddy, Will Storm, Nick Berk, and Paul London.

Ares will be taking on Antonio Mason in a non title match.

Marquez Unhappy With PWK?

After losing to AJ Styles last night, Marquez was so irate that he went on a rant about how unfairly Pro Wrestling KING is treating him, as well as a few other Latino’s in the business. He called PWK racist, and a disrespectful company. This is probably just a work from Marquez, rumors aren’t spreading that he’s going to quit the company, however there is some talk going around that he could be looking to make another faction within the company, that mainly being a Latino based faction such as the Latino World Order, or that one faction in WWF that feuded with that Biker group, so on and so fourth.

Confirmed: B-Boy Returning At Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

The videos from the past couple of television shows showing the return of B-Boy clearly (if anyone has paid attention) shows the numbers 5/21/06 scattered across the video. It is unclear however as to what role B-Boy will play at the Pay Per View, he could just be there for the Battle Royal.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Breakout Card For May 9th

Tag Team Titles

West Coast Widowmakers vs. Backseat Boyz ©

Tag Team

The Trinity (Testament/Bay) vs. The Profit$ (Diamond/Jay Briscoe)

Mike Quackenbush vs. Super Dragon

Raven vs. Bubba Ray Dudley

Jeff Hardy vs. Nova

Low Ki vs. Ace Steel

Main Event, Non Title

Kevin Steen vs. DRH ©

Genocide Card For May 12th

Tag Team

The Blackout vs. The H8 Club

Johnny Kashmere vs. Amazing Red

Mark Briscoe vs. EZ Money

Will Storm vs. Austin Aries

6 Man Tag Team

Paul London/Spanky/Chris Sabin vs. Frankie Kazarian/Michael Shane/Petey Williams

“Pitbull” Pete Hardy vs. Trent Acid

Main Event

Chris Hero vs. Nikita Sputnik

[HardcoreJay]

Sorry for the lack of updates, computer just got back from the shop, no more damn viruses... Show should be up within the next day, so keep reading, cheers.

[HardcoreJay]

Tuesday, May 9th 2006

(“Tourniquet” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans cheer as Jeff Hardy makes his way down the aisle. Hardy climbs inside the ring and gets the fans hyped up as the music fades)

~INTER-GALACTIC, PLANA-TARY!!!!~

(“Intergalactic” by the Beastie Boys starts up and the fans cheer as Nova makes his way down the aisle. He climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Jeff Hardy vs. Nova

Hardy and Nova lock up and Nova slaps on a hammerlock but Hardy reverses and grabs Nova in a headlock. Nova backs Jeff to the ropes and shoots him off. Jeff comes back and Nova drops him with a shoulder block. Nova to the ropes and leaps over Hardy. Nova bounces off the other ropes and goes under a leaping Hardy but Nova stands in his place. Hardy comes down and Nova grabs him, BACK SUPLEX NO JEFF FLIPS TO HIS FEET!!!!! Jeff grabs Nova from behind, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP REVERSAL BY NOVA!!!!! Nova elbows his way out of it and now takes Jeff to the ropes. Jeff comes back to a ducking Nova and kicks NOVA GRABS HIS LEG, Nova spins Jeff around, GOES FOR A KICK BUT JEFF GRABS THE LEG OF NOVA AND SPINS HIM, Jeff grabs Nova, MODIFIED JAWBREAKER!!!!! Nova backs into the ropes and Jeff runs up, NOVA PICKS HIM UP AND OVER but Jeff lands on the apron. Jeff goes for a shoulder to the ribs, BUT NOVA GRABS HIS HEAD AND NAILS A DDT!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Nova with the quick cover, 1…2, Jeff puts his foot on the ropes. Nova picks Jeff up and forearms him a few times and puts him in the corner. Nova whips Jeff to the other side and Jeff hits, Nova runs up, KICK TO THE FACE FROM JEFF!!!! Jeff now leaps on the turnbuckle, WHISPER IN THE WIND CONNECTS!!!! Jeff gets to his feet and runs to the ropes, QUICK LEG DROP!!!! Hardy with the cover, 1…2, Nova kicks out.

Hardy picks Nova up and chops him a few times and now shoots him to the ropes. Nova comes back and ducks under a clothesline AND WRAPS HIM UP FROM BEHIND AND NAILS THE SLEEPER DROP!!!!! Nova covers, 1…2, kick out. Nova grabs Hardy and picks him up and shoots him to the corner. Nova runs up, GOES FOR A SPLASH BUT JEFF MOVES!!!!! Jeff starts hammering Nova and now picks him up on the turnbuckle. Jeff climbs up but Nova hammers him down and now Nova grabs him by the head, TORNADO DDT FROM NOVA!!!!! Nova with the cover, 1…2… JEFF KICKS OUT!!!!! Nova picks Jeff up and now shoots him to the ropes. Jeff comes back, Nova kicks him in the gut, DEEP IMPACT, 1…2…3 NO!!!! JEFF KICKS OUT!!!!! Nova picks Jeff up and Jeff starts fighting back. Jeff nails Nova with a few right hands and now runs to the ropes and comes back, NOVA PICKS HIM UP FOR THE KRYPTONITE KRUNCH BUT JEFF SQUIRMS OUT AND ROLLS HIM UP, 1…2… NOVA KICKS OUT!!!! Nova gets back to his feet and Jeff kicks him in the gut, TWIST OF FATE CONNECTS!!!!! Jeff quickly scales the turnbuckle, SWANTON BOMB, 1…2…3!!!!!!

Winner: Jeff Hardy via Swanton in 10:23

Rating: 72%

(“Just A Hero” by M-Pro starts up and the fans cheer as Mike Quackenbush makes his way down the aisle. Quack climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “Shadowboxing” by GWA feat. Method Man and the fans give a mixed reaction as Super Dragon heads down to the ring. Dragon climbs inside the ring and stares down Quackenbush as the music fades)

Mike Quackenbush vs. Super Dragon

Quack and Dragon lock up and Quack locks a headlock on Quack. Quack backs Dragon into the ropes and now shoots him off to the far side. Dragon comes back and leaps over Quack and goes the other way, Quack now leapfrogs and Dragon goes underneath and goes the other way, Dragon bounces off, Quack rolls to his back and splits his legs and Dragon flip rolls to his feet and runs up, ARM DRAG from Quack. Both back up and Quack hip tosses Dragon. Quack picks Dragon up and shoots him to the ropes again. Dragon comes back and Quack picks him up, LIGHTNING LOCK DELTA!!!!! (Quack! Quack! Quack!) Quack holds the move for a few seconds and now drops Dragon on the mat. Quack picks Dragon up again and now Dragon starts forearming Quack and now tosses him to the ropes, Quack comes back and Dragon gives him a drop toe hold, AND A DOUBLE STOMP ON THE HEAD!!!!! Dragon rolls Quack over, 1…2… Quack kicks out. Dragon picks Quack up and tosses him in the corner. Dragon kicks Quack a few times in the sternum, VIOLENCE PARTY!!!!! Dragon nails some quick chops, elbows, kicks, and headbutts on Quack and now brings him out to the center of the ring, Dragon picks him up, BARRY WHITE DRIVER!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Dragon with the cover on Quack, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Quack gets the shoulder up. Dragon kicks Quack a few times in the head and now tosses him to the ropes, DRAGON RUNS UP AND CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Dragon remains in the ring and now Quack starts getting back to his feet, Dragon runs up, DIVING FOREARM ON QUACKENBUSH!!!!!!

Dragon picks Quack up and tosses him back inside the ring. Dragon climbs back inside and now climbs up the turnbuckle, SKY TWISTER PRESS BUT QUACKENBUSH MOVES!!!!! Dragon gets back to his feet, QUACK NAILS THE PALM STRIKE!!!!! Dragon backs into the ropes and now Quack shoots him to the far side. Dragon comes back and now Quack kicks him in the stomach and now picks him up on his shoulder, HE’S GOING FOR THE ORIGINAL QUACKENDRIVER BUT DRAGON SQUIRMS OUT OF IT!!!!! Dragon now turns Quack around and lifts him up into a DVD but Quack squirms out of it, GERMAN SUPLEX, 1…2… DRAGON KICKS OUT!!!!! Quack picks Dragon back up and now forearms him to the ropes. Quack shoots Dragon to the far side but Dragon reverses and sends Quack instead. Quack comes back and blocks a forearm attempt from Dragon and now picks him up and locks him in tight, BLACK TORNADO SLAM!!!!! Quack covers, 1…2… DRAGON KICKS OUT!!!!! Quack can’t believe he kicked out and now goes back to work on him. Quack picks Dragon up and now shoots him to the corner. Dragon hits and now Quack runs up, BUT DRAGON NAILS HIM WITH A FOREARM!!!! Quack backs up a few feet and now Dragon goes outside, SPRINGBOARD SPINNING HEEL KICK CONNECTS!!!!! Dragon now picks Quack up, AND HE NAILS THE PSYCHO DRIVER III!!!!!! Dragon covers, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winner: Super Dragon via Psycho Driver III in 12:20

Rating: 74%

~I AM, SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME, CUZ I’M DEAD-AND-BLOA-TED!!!!!~

(“Dead And Bloated” by STP starts up and the fans boo as Chris Hero makes his way through the curtain and out onto the entrance ramp carrying a microphone)

Chris Hero: Now I know that all of you people here tonight are upset because you paid your tickets and yet you DON’T get to see me beat someone in that ring tonight…

(Cheers)

Chris Hero: I know, I’m disappointed myself… BUT THERE IS GOOD NEWS!!!!! And the news is, I will be here Friday night on Genocide, and I WILL be highlighting the show by being in the Main Event, AND I WILL beat my opponent, Nikita Sputnik.

(Fans give a mixed reaction)

Chris Hero: Oh yeah, it’s gonna happen people. Because what Sputnik doesn’t understand, is that I am the “Savior” of Pro Wrestling KING. And that means that I am the ONLY person this place needs in order to stay in business and to put you fans in the seats. Pro Wrestling KING doesn’t need a steroid injecting, genetic looking, Ivan Drago “I MUST BREAK YOU” imitating loser like Sputnik as long as they’ve got me… And Sputnik, as long as I’m around, that Superfight Title WILL NOT go back around your waist, and THAT’S a prom-

(Suddenly Nikita Sputnik comes out through the curtain and starts attacking Chris Hero. They brawl for a few minutes until they both go behind the curtain away from the cameras)

~GET UP, GET UP, DROP THE BOMBSHELL!!!!~

(“Bombshell” by PM5K starts up and the fans cheer as Bubba Ray Dudley makes his way down the aisle. Bubba climbs inside the ring and gets on the turnbuckle and holds up “3D” as the music fades)

~YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPERATED!!!!!~

(“Come Out And Play” by The Offspring starts up and the fans boo as Raven makes his way down to the ring. Raven climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Bubba Ray Dudley vs. Raven

Raven and Bubba lock up and Raven kicks Bubba in the gut and starts forearming him in the back. Raven now picks Bubba up and now tosses him outside the ring. Raven climbs outside and now grabs Bubba and TOSSES him against the guardrail. Raven now grabs a chair from a fan and the referee is allowing it, AND RAVEN GOES TO HIT BUBBA RAY BUT BUBBA GRABS THE CHAIR AND KICKS RAVEN!!!!! Raven topples over, AND BUBBA SMACKS THE CHAIR ACROSS THE BACK OF RAVEN!!!!! Raven slides back in the ring and holds his back in pain and now Bubba tosses the chair in the ring and grabs another one and tosses it inside. Bubba now goes under the ring, AND HE’S GOT A TABLE!!!! Bubba slides the table in the ring and now climbs back inside and Raven starts clubbing him in the back. Raven shoots Bubba to the ropes, Bubba comes back to a ducking Raven AND KICKS him in the face. Bubba picks the chair up, CHAIR SHOT TO THE HEAD AND RAVEN GOES DOWN!!!!! Bubba with a quick elbow and a cover, 1…2, Raven kicks out. Bubba picks Raven back up and tosses him in the corner and now starts putting the boots to him. Bubba now shoots Raven to the far side BUT RAVEN COUNTERS AND SHOOTS BUBBA!!!! Bubba hits AND RAVEN RUNS UP AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE AND A BULLDOG!!!!! Raven turns Bubba over and covers, 1…2… Bubba kicks out. Raven climbs on top of Bubba and starts choking him and now starts pounding away at his head. Raven picks Bubba up and now shoots him to the ropes, Bubba comes back and Raven kicks him, RAVEN SETS UP FOR THE RAVEN EFFECT but Bubba punches his way out of it and now slams Raven on the mat and runs to the ropes, BIG SENTON FROM BUBBA!!!!! Bubba covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!

Bubba gets off Raven and now starts setting up the table in the corner. Bubba comes back over to Raven and Raven starts fighting him off and now forearms him a few times in the face and shoots Bubba to the table but Bubba stops in his tracks. Bubba turns around, RAVEN RUNS UP AND GETS HIP TOSSED THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Bubba drops down and covers, 1…2…3 FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!! RAVEN IS ABLE TO PUT HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES TO BREAK THE PIN!!!! Bubba is pissed and now picks up one of the chairs and sets it up in the center of the ring and grabs the other chair and sets it up next to the other chair. Bubba picks Raven up and now kicks him in the gut, BUBBA SETS HIM UP FOR A POWERBOMB BUT RAVEN IS FIGHTING HIS WAY OUT OF IT, AND COMES DOWN WITH A RAVEN EFFECT ON THE CHAIRS!!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Raven with the cover, 1…2…3!!!!!!

Winner: Raven via Raven Effect in 8:44

Rating: 76%

(“Nitro” by Dick Dale starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as the West Coast Widowmakers make their way down the aisle. They slide inside the ring and get ready as the music fades into “The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder and out come the Backseat Boyz wearing the Tag Team Titles inside their pants and strutting their stuff down to the ring, receiving dollars from the women in the audience, along with getting kisses. Acid and Kashmere climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

Tag Team Titles: West Coast Widowmakers vs. Backseat Boyz ©

Thriller and Acid start things out and they lock up and Acid puts a hammer lock on Thriller but Thriller counts and nails Acid with an arm drag. Thriller holds the arm drag in and keeps Acid on the mat but now Acid gets back to his feet and somehow reverses the hold and locks Thriller up from behind, AND HE NAILS A SCHOOL BOY, 1…2… Thriller kicks out of it and now Acid runs to the ropes, GOES FOR THE YAKUZA KICK BUT THRILLER DUCKS AWAY FROM IT!!!!! Acid turns around and Thriller punches Acid a few times and takes him to the ropes. Acid comes back and ducks a clothesline from Thriller and wraps him up but Thriller counters with a few elbows and now runs to the ropes and Acid takes him down in a drop toe hold and locks in an STF. Acid now scoots over to his corner and tags in Kashmere. Kashmere comes in, BASEMENT DROPKICK ON THRILLER!!!!! Kashmere rolls him over, 1…2… Thriller kicks out. Kashmere and Acid continue to work on Thriller and the referee stops Bud from entering the ring. The Backseat Boyz pick up Thriller, DOUBLE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!! The Backseat Boyz come back up with him, DOUBLE FORWARD RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!!! Kashmere with the cover, 1….2… BUD breaks the count. Kashmere picks Thriller up and tosses him in the corner and Thriller hits hard. Kashmere runs up, THRILLER BACK ELBOWS HIM IN THE FACE!!!! Thriller climbs on the turnbuckle, AND COMES OFF WITH A BIG DROPKICK TO THE FACE!!!! Thriller covers, 1…2… Acid breaks the count. Thriller gets back to his feet and now makes the tag to a fresh Bud. Bud comes in and hammers away on Kashmere and kicks him few times in the thigh. Bud now shoots Kashmere to the ropes, Kashmere comes back and takes a kick to the stomach, AND BUD HITS A SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!!! Bud with the cover, 1….2… KICK OUT!!!!! Bud turns Kashmere over and locks on a sleeper and digs his knee into Kashmere’s back. Bud lets go of the hold and now gets back up, AND KICKS KASHMERE HARD IN THE BACK!!!!! Bud picks Kashmere up and shoots him to the ropes. Kashmere comes back and ducks a clothesline from Bud and now goes for a sidewalk slam, BUT BUD NAILS A HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER!!!!! Bud makes the cover, 1…2… ACID breaks the count.

Bud gets back to his feet and tags in Thriller. Thriller comes in and the two do a number on Kashmere in the corner. Thriller now shoots Kashmere to the ropes, Kashmere comes back and kicks Thriller in the head as he ducks down. Kashmere now picks him up, BIG VERTICAL SUPLEX!!!!! Kashmere still holds on and rolls on top of Thriller and locks in a butterfly submission and now reaches his hand out and tags in Acid. Acid comes in and starts kicking Thriller in his back and now the referee gains control of the match. Acid picks up Thriller and now tosses him to the corner. Acid starts stomping away on Thriller and now picks him up on the corner. Acid climbs up top but Thriller manages to knock him off, Thriller perches himself at the top, FLYING SPLASH CONNECTS, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Thriller gets back to his feet and tags in Bud. Bud comes in and starts stomping away on Acid and now picks him up, THIS BUDS FOR YOU (Unholy Driver) ON ACID, 1…2…3 NO!!!! KASHMERE MAKES THE SAVE!!!!! Thriller and Bud are working over the Backseat Boyz and now Bud manages to take Kashmere over the top to the outside. Acid meanwhile reverses a toss to the ropes and sends Thriller. Thriller comes back and takes a kick from Acid, now Acid runs up, YAKUZA KICK CONNECTS!!!!! Acid turns around, BUD GRABS HIM AND NAILS THE AGGRO PLEX (Head And Arm Suplex) AND COVERS, 1…2… KASHMERE SLIDES THE REFEREE OUTSIDE THE RING!!!!! Bud gets to his feet, AND NAILS A SLINGSHOT BODY PRESS ON KASHMERE!!!!!! Thriller gets back to his feet and now Acid starts getting up as well and Thriller sends Acid to the corner. Thriller runs up and Acid nails him with a forearm. Thriller backs up and now Acid runs up, THRILLER PICKS HIM UP AND HITS THE SPIN CYCLE (Airplane Sit Out Face Slam) ON ACID, ACID IS OUT!!!!! Bud signals to Thriller and now Thriller picks Acid up, AND THEY HIT THE WEST COAST BOMB (Powerbomb/Splash Combo), 1…2… NEW CHAMP NO!!!! KASHMERE JUST HIT BUD WITH THE TAG BELT, THE WIDOWMAKERS WIN BY DQ!!!!! Thriller is starting to go to work on Kashmere as the bell has already sounded and now he shoots Kashmere to the ropes, AND THRILLER CLOTHESLINES HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! The Backseat Boyz retreat while Thriller helps out his partner.

Winners: West Coast Widowmakers via DQ in 13:26

Rating: 87%

(“I’ll Cast A Shadow” by Pantera starts up and the fans cheer as Ace Steel makes his way down the aisle. Steel climbs in the ring and pumps the crowd up as the music fades into “Realest Killaz” by 2 Pac and the fans boo as Low Ki walks down the aisle. Low Ki climbs inside the ring and flicks off Ace Steel as the music fades)

Ace Steel vs. Low Ki

Steel and Low Ki lock up and Low Ki starts nailing Steel with forearms and kicks. Steel gets taken to the ropes and Low Ki shoots him the other way. Steel comes back and ducks under a clothesline and now ties him up from behind and picks him up, ATOMIC DROP!!!!! Steel to the ropes again comes back, AND NAILS A LARIAT!!!!! Steel with the cover, 1…2, Low Ki kicks out. Steel grabs the arm of Low Ki and locks in a short arm scissors. Low Ki is trying to fight out of it and starts kicking Steel off and finally Steel breaks the hold. Steel tries to go after Low Ki but Low Ki trips him up and now gets to his feet and starts stomping away on Steel AND NOW KICKS HIM HARD IN THE CHEST, AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN!!!!! Low Ki now measures up, BUZZSAW KICK TO THE FACE!!!!! Low Ki covers, 1…2, Steel kicks out. Low Ki picks Steel up and now punches him a few times and now tosses him to the ropes. Steel comes back and Low Ki kicks him in the gut, AND SPIN KICKS HIS HEAD AGAIN!!!! Steel is on his knee AND LOW KI NAILS THE KOPPO KICK!!!!! Steel topples into the corner and now Low Ki runs up AND NAILS HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH A KNEE!!!!! Low Ki brings Steel out of the corner and covers, 1…2… Steel kicks out.

Low Ki picks Steel up again and chops him to the corner. Low Ki now picks Steel up on the turnbuckle and now bends him down, AND HE’S GOT HIM HOOKED UP FOR THE KRUSH RUSH BUT STEEL IS HOLDING THE TOP ROPE!!!! Low Ki finally topples Steel over the rope but Steel lands on the apron and PUNCHES Low Ki in the face. Low Ki turns around and Steel shoulders him in the gut, AND NOW HITS A SLINGSHOT SUNSET FLIP, 1…2… Low Ki kicks out. Steel gets back to his feet and ducks a clothesline from Low Ki and HITS A SUPERKICK!!!!! Low Ki backs into the ropes and now Steel runs up and starts chopping away at him. Steel shoots Low Ki to the ropes and now Low Ki comes back, AND STEEL HITS A BACK BODY DROP!!!! Low Ki gets back to his feet and STEEL WITH A JAPANESE ARM DRAG AND LOCKS ON AN ABDOMINAL STRETCH!!!!! Low Ki is trying to break the hold but now Steel rolls on his back, INTO A PIN, 1…2… Ki kicks out. Steel picks Low Ki up and forearms him a few times and now runs to the ropes. Steel comes back and DUCKS a clothesline from Low Ki and tosses him to the ropes, BUT LOW KI HITS THE TIDAL WAVE!!!!! Steel is dazed and now Low Ki picks him up, KI KRUSHER, 1…2…3!!!!

Winner: Low Ki via Ki Krusher in 11:13

Low Ki gets to his feet and celebrates his victory, BUT NOW RUNS UP AND LOCKS THE DRAGON CLUTCH ON STEEL!!!!! Low Ki isn’t letting go and the referee is trying to stop him AND LOW KI SOCKS HIM IN THE FACE!!!! Low Ki now drops back down AND LOCKS THE DRAGON CLUTCH ON AGAIN!!!! Low Ki is not letting go, AND NOW CM PUNK RUNS DOWN TO THE RING WITH A CHAIR, AND LOW KI GETS OUTTA DODGE!!!!!

Rating: 74%

(Low Ki starts walking up the entrance ramp when CM Punk grabs a microphone)

CM Punk: HEY LOW KI!!!!!! You know this is the SECOND time that you’ve disrespected a Second City Saint, and I don’t think I need to tell you and these people, THAT I’M PISSED OFF ABOUT IT!!!!! Low Ki, tonight is the LAST TIME that you’re going to disrespect a Saint, because at Genocide this week, you and me are gonna go at it once again, and this time, it’s not going to be me winning the match, it’s going to be me TAKING YOU OUT!!!!! Because Low Ki, you’re nothing more than a disgrace to wrestling anymore. Well I’m going to do wrestling a favor, and I’m going to take you out, because it’s clobbering time…

(Low Ki walks over and grabs a microphone from someone behind the curtain)

Low Ki: CM Punk… I’m a disgrace to wrestling? I’m a disgrace to wrestling? Correct me if I’m wrong, but before this company started, weren’t you just another mark in Connecticut kissing Vince’s ass?

(The fans give a big “OOOOOO”)

Low Ki: Yeah, that’s what I thought… See the way I see it Punk, you’re the disgrace, not me… While you were off kissing Vince, and JR, and the King’s asses, not even being able to use the Pepsi Plunge because it wasn’t “WWE Style” and because of the fact that Triple H would have used his power ego to not even get you past the mid card, I was off in the Independent circuit still kicking some ass, and still putting chumps like you on the mat… And that’s what I’m gonna continue to do, and you’ll see that come Friday night. I just hope you bring a little bit more competition than your punk trainer…

(Low Ki leaves with CM Punk talking things over with Ace Steel)

Rating: 82%

(The camera fades backstage where the Trinity are standing by)

Jonas Testament: Jade Diamond… The man that once beat Daniel Reed Helton, and yet hasn’t even TRIED to go after him again. Do you know why you haven’t fought DRH since you beat him Jade? It’s because the last time, Daniel beat you within an INCH of your pathetic life, and sure you won, but just barely… You’ve seen what DRH is all about Jade, and you know, and I know, and everyone else knows that if you were to step back inside the ring with him, there would BE NO MORE JADE FUCKING DIAMOND!!!!!! But Daniel doesn’t need to worry about you Jade, because me, and the “Armageddon” are going to personally take care of you in just a few moments. And as far as your protégé Jay Briscoe goes… Jade you may as well quickly write up a letter to his parents… Because one of their sons won’t be making it to Christmas this year.

DRH: And as far as you’re concerned Kevin Steen… Tonight I regret to inform you, that I have not accepted your challenge of putting my title on the line against you… And the reason being is that you haven’t shown me ANYTHING other than your mouth continuously running, for me to even let the thought cross my mind of giving you a title shot. You’re not even a contender for my title, and the only reason why you’re even stepping in the ring with me tonight is because management decided that I should have a warm up match or two in order for me to prepare for my match at the Pay Per View. And to be honest with you Steen, I don’t even consider you a warm up, I consider you just someone for me to destroy, and I will Steen… In short time, you will become just another name added to my victims list… And you along with everyone else that haven’t realized it yet… You will learn the meaning of the phrase… DON’T FUCK, WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!

(The Trinity throw up their symbol and then walk off)

Rating: 91%

(“Filmstar” by Suede starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Jade Diamond and Jay Briscoe make their way down the aisle. Jade and Jay slide inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

~DON’T FUCK, WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!~

(“Break On Through” by The Doors starts up and the fans boo as Jonas Testament and John Bay make their way down the aisle. The Trinity climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

The Profit$ vs. The Trinity

Diamond and Bay start things out and start circling each other. Diamond and Bay now walk in and lock up and Bay tosses Diamonds arm away, AND NAILS A HIP TOSS!!!!! Diamond gets back up and Bay nails an arm drag and now has a wrist lock on him. Diamond gets to his feet and elbows Bay off and now runs to the ropes and leaps over a ducking Bay, AND TESTAMENT KNEES DIAMOND as he hits the ropes. Diamond goes after Testament and Bay sneaks up behind Diamond, ROLLS HIM UP, 1…2, Diamond kicks out. Bay kicks Diamond a few times and now picks him up and shoots him to the corner. Bay runs up, BIG FOREARM TO THE FACE!!!!! Bay tags in Testament and now Testament comes in and starts working over Diamond with forearms. Testament now shoots Diamond to the ropes and Diamond holds on and tags out to Jay Briscoe. Briscoe comes in and he’s trying to avoid a charging Testament and he does by rolling under a clothesline, AND BRISCOE DROPKICKS THE LEG!!!!! Testament is still standing but Jay is kicking the leg and now Testament goes for a punch but Briscoe blocks it and starts chopping Testament into the ropes. Jay grabs Testament now and shoots him to the ropes. Testament comes back, DROPKICK TO THE LEG AGAIN!!!! Testament is now down on a knee and now Jay runs to the ropes and comes back, YAKUZA KICK TO THE HEAD OF TESTAMENT!!!!! Jay drops down and covers, 1…2… Testament kicks out. Jay puts a headlock on Testament and he’s trying to keep him on the mat but now Testament is getting back to his feet and BRISCOE LEAPS UP AND STARTS CHOKING TESTAMENT OUT!!!!! Testament is trying to throw Briscoe off, BUT HE RUNS BACK INTO THE CORNER!!!!!! Testament turns around and starts elbowing Briscoe in the corner and now tags in Bay. Testament and Bay now starts double teaming Briscoe and now Testament picks Briscoe up and holds him for a few seconds, BACKBREAKER!!!!!! Testament holds Briscoe on his knee and John Bay climbs up, DOUBLE STOMP ON THE HEAD OF BRISCOE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Bay with the cover, 1…2… JADE BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!

Jade starts forearming Bay and now Testament grabs Jade and tosses him in the corner and starts to choke him out. Bay picks Briscoe up and tosses to the corner. Bay now runs up, JAY WITH A FOREARM!!!!! Bay backs up and now Briscoe runs up, BIG CLOTHESLINE AND THE COVER, 1…2… TESTAMENT BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! The referee regains control of the match and now Jade tags in. Jade picks Bay up and chops him to the ropes and now shoots Bay over and Bay comes back, OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! Jade with the cover, 1…2… BAY KICKS OUT!!!!! Jade now grabs Bay, HE’S GOING FOR JUST LIKE HEAVEN (Dragon Clutch) BUT BAY USES THE ROPES TO SLIDE OUT OF THE RING!!!!! Jade gets back up to his feet, SLINGSHOT BODY PRESS ON BAY!!!!! Jade gets back to his feet and slides Bay back inside the ring and now Jade climbs up the turnbuckle, 450 SPLASH MISSES AND BAY LEAPS AND MAKES THE TAG!!!!! Jonas comes in and BIG BOOTS JAY BRISCOE!!!!!! Jade is back up and Testament kicks Jade in the gut, POWERBOMB ON JAY BRISCOE!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Testament drops and covers Jade, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! JADE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Testament picks Jade up again and tosses him to the corner. Testament runs up, MISSES A CLOTHESLINE AND JADE QUICKLY TAGS IN BRISCOE!!!! Briscoe leaps on the top rope, SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK ON TESTAMENT!!!!! Testament backs into the corner and now Jade runs up, BIG CLOTHESLINE CONNECTS!!!! Briscoe brings Testament out and now kicks him in the stomach, GOES FOR THE JAY DRILLER BUT TESTAMENT BACK BODY DROPS HIM!!!!! Testament gets back up, AND HE BOOTS JADE OFF THE APRON!!!!! Briscoe is getting back to his feet, JOHN BAY HITS A YAKUZA KICK ON BRISCOE!!!!! Briscoe turns around to Testament, kick by Testament and wraps him up, DESTINY’S FLAW (Lifting Double Arm DDT), 1…2…3!!!!! THE TRINITY WIN!!!!!

Winners: The Trinity via Destiny’s Flaw in 14:28

Rating: 79%

~I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BUT ME!!!!!~

(“Tear Away” by Drowning Pool starts up and the fans boo as Kevin Steen makes his way down the aisle. Steen climbs inside the ring and quickly grabs a microphone and starts to speak)

Kevin Steen: Whoa, whoa, cut the music. Alright, we all know why I’m out here, I’m supposed to go up against DRH… But that was BEFORE I found out who DRH REALLY is, and what he is REALLY ABOUT!!!! Look Dan, I know I said some things the other night about putting your title on the line, and me being World Champion, BUT I’VE SEEN THE ERA OF MY WAYS!!!!! I’VE SEEN THE LIGHT!!!!! You are the BEST World Champion that ANYBODY has ever seen, and you wear that title magnificently I might add… So listen buddy, instead of just getting in the ring with me tonight and having us both kick the living shit out of each other, why don’t we just settle with a hardy hand shake, maybe a hug, I’ll take you and Bay, and Jonas out to a bar and buy you guys a drink, preferably Canadian, and we’ll just call it a night, what do you say?

~DON’T FUCK, WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!~

(“Gimme Danger” by Iggy Pop and the Stooges starts up and the fans boo as DRH makes his way down the aisle carrying the World Title around his shoulder. DRH slides inside the ring and stares down Steen as Steen offers him a handshake, BUT DRH STARTS PUNCHING AWAY AT HIM!!!!!)

Rating: 55%

Kevin Steen vs. DRH

DRH punches away at Steen and backs him into the ropes. DRH whips Steen to the far side and now Steen comes back and DRH drop toe holds him. DRH now gets to his feet and sets Steen up, AND LOCKS IN A SURFBOARD BUT STEEN IS TOO BIG TO GET UP!!!! DRH gets off and now locks in a reverse indian deathlock and starts wrenching back on the neck of Steen and finally gets off. DRH starts stomping away on him now and picks him back up and shoots him to the corner. DRH runs up, STEEN kicks DRH in the face and now Steen kicks him in the gut and picks him up, SIT OUT POWERBOMB!!!!! Steen covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! Steen picks DRH up and clubs him in the face a few times and now tosses him to the ropes. DRH comes back and Steen goes for a move but DRH trips him up and now runs back to the ropes, BASEMENT DROPKICK MISSES!!!! Steen gets to his feet, SENTON MISSES!!!!! Steen gets to a knee, DRH HITS A SHINING WIZARD!!!!! DRH with the cover, 1…2, Steen kicks out. DRH picks Steen up and now tosses him to the ropes and Steen holds on. DRH runs up, STEEN PICKS HIM UP AND OVER THE ROPE AND DRH LANDS ON THE APRON!!!!! Steen turns around and DRH goes for a shoulder BUT IT MISSES AND STEEN KICKS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! DRH topples to the floor outside the ring. DRH starts getting back to his feet and now Steen runs to the ropes and comes back, DIVING FOREARM TO THE OUTSIDE CONNECTS!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Steen picks DRH up and now TOSSES HIM against the guardrail. Steen kicks DRH a few times and now puts him back inside the ring. DRH starts getting to his feet and now Steen grabs him, GO HOME DRIVER!!!!! (Claps) Steen covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!!

Steen questions the referee and now slaps on a sleeper on DRH. DRH is going to sleep and now Steen takes DRH AND TURNS HIM OVER INTO A SLEEPER/CAMEL CLUTCH!!!! DRH isn’t going anywhere and now DRH looks to be out and the referee picks his arm up, IT DROPS!!!!! He picks his arm up again, IT DROPS!!!! DRH has one more chance, the arm goes up, AND DOWN NO!!!!! DRH IS FIGHTING IT!!!!! Steen gets pissed and now drops DRH, AND STARTS CLUBBING HIM WITH FOREARMS UFC STYLE!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Steen picks DRH up and shoots him to the corner. Steen runs up, DRH ELBOWS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! DRH now leaps on the turnbuckle, SPRINGBOARD LEG LARIAT CONNECTS!!!!! DRH with the cover, 1…2… STEEN kicks out. DRH picks Steen back up and shoots him to the ropes. Steen comes back and ducks a clothesline from DRH, GOES FOR A SUPERKICK BUT DRH GRABS HIM AND SWINGS HIS LEG AROUND, DRH kicks him in the gut, EPILEPSY DDT (Shaky Leg Drop) AND THE COVER, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! STEEN GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! DRH grabs the arm of Steen and now hits the magistral cradle, 1…2… Steen kicks out. DRH gets back to his feet and kicks Steen in the head and tosses him to the corner. DRH runs up, STEEN NAILS HIM WITH A KICK TO THE GUT AND SETS HIM UP, STEENALIZER ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Steen covers again, 1…2… FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!! Steen can’t believe it and now starts stomping DRH and now climbs up the turnbuckle. DRH is down and now Steen signals, MOONSAULT MISSES!!!!! DRH gets back to his feet and runs up to Steen, TORNADO DDT!!!!! Steen is down and now DRH leaps on the turnbuckle, JUST LIKE SUICIDE (Phoenix Splash) 1….2….3!!!!!!

Winner: DRH via Just Like Suicide in 12:15

(DRH starts celebrating the win BUT HOMICIDE HITS THE RING AND NAILS DRH WITH THE COP KILLA!!!!!)

Rating: 70%

(Show fades with Homicide standing over top of DRH holding up the World Title and then getting out of dodge when John Bay and Testament run down to the ring)

Overall Show Rating: 76%

Edited July 12, 2006 by HardcoreJay

[HardcoreJay]

Wednesday, May 10th 2006

We got a 2.25 rating for Breakout. The attendance level was 5,336 people. We made $160,080 from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

PWK Signs Development Deals

After searching over the country for some top talent, PWK has offered development contracts to Jason Cross, Chance Beckett, Puma, Caprice Coleman, and Jardi Frantz.

Jason Cross was involved with TNA for a short while and has also worked for Georgia Championship Wrestling. He’s a former Wildside Heavyweight Champion, Georgia Championship Wrestling Television Champion, and New Alliance Wrestling Light Heavyweight Champion.

Chance Beckett was trained under Stu Hart and the Hart Family, and his most well known appearance was at ECWA’s Super 8 Tournament losing to Paul London in the finals.

Puma has worked for many promotions including TNA, ROH, PWG, and IWA-MS. He’s been added on to spice up most of the PWK Juniorweight Division.

Caprice Coleman has made numerous appearances for Ring Of Honor, TNA, and has also worked for WWE usually jobbing to bigger talent.

Jardi Frantz without question is one of the youngest top talent around the west coast involving himself with APW and made it to the finals of the WPW Best Of The West Tournament losing to B-Boy in the finals.

PWK Also Signs More Talent

In light of the recent Development deals, PWK has also been in talks with four top superstars. Three are being kept under wraps as PWK expects them to debut very soon, but one wrestler that will also debut is Joey Ryan.

Joey Ryan has mainly wrestled for PWG and has held numerous titles under his belt, and has had some great feuds with Super Dragon and Scott Lost.

Joey Ryan is expected to debut within the company soon.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!!

Genocide Card For May 12th

Mark Briscoe vs. EZ Money

Johnny Kashmere vs. Amazing Red

Will Storm vs. Austin Aries

Low Ki vs. CM Punk

“Pitbull” Pete Hardy vs. Trent Acid

Tag Team

The Blackout vs. The H8 Club

6 Man Tag Team

Paul London/Chris Sabin/Spanky vs. Frankie Kazarian/Michael Shane/Petey Williams

Main Event

Chris Hero vs. Nikita Sputnik

Breakout Card For May 16th

“The Franchise” Ares vs. Kid Kash

Spanky vs. Michael Shane

Fatal 4 Way

Sonjay Dutt vs. Jack Evans vs. Super Dragon vs. Sabian

Tag Team

Second City Saints vs. Hardcore Playas

Juniorweight Title

Matt Hardy © vs. Bud

Tag Team Title Match

Backseat Boyz © vs. Dudley Boyz

Non Title

AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels

Edited July 12, 2006 by HardcoreJay

[HardcoreJay]

Friday, May 12th 2006

~NIGGA ACKS ABOUT ME, NIGGA ACKS ABOUT ME!!!!!~

(“I’m A Hustla” by Cassidy starts up and the fans cheer as Ruckus and Sabian make their way down the aisle. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

~FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!!!! TIME MARCHES ON!!!!~

(“For Whom The Bell Tolls” by Metallica starts up and the fans boo as Justice Pain and Nick Gage make their way down the aisle. Pain and Gage climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

The Blackout vs. The H8 Club

Ruckus and Pain start things out and Pain starts hammering away on Ruckus and takes him to the corner and starts chopping him. Pain now grabs Ruckus and snap mares him down AND KICKS HIM IN THE BACK!!!!! Pain digs a knee into the back of Ruckus and now locks on a reverse chinlock. Ruckus tries to fight out of it and finally gets the ropes. Pain picks Ruckus up and tosses him to the ropes, Ruckus comes back and ducks a clothesline from Pain and now goes for a punch but Pain blocks it AND NAILS A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!!! Pain with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Pain picks Ruckus up and now takes him to the corner and tags out to Gage. Gage comes in and punches Ruckus a few times and now takes him to the ropes. Ruckus comes back AND KICKS A DUCKING GAGE!!!! Gage is back up and Ruckus scoop slams him, RUCKUS STAR PRESS, 1…2… Gage kicks out. (Ruckus! Ruckus! Ruckus!) Ruckus gets back up and tags out to Sabian. Sabian comes in and kicks Gage a few times and now runs to the ropes, AND HITS A BIG DROPKICK ON GAGE!!!!! Gage backs into the ropes and Sabian runs up but Gage PICKS HIM UP AND OVER but Sabian lands on the apron. Gage turns around, AND SABIAN SMACKS HIM IN THE FACE!!!!! Sabian measures him up, BUT JUSTICE PAIN RUNS OVER AND PUSHES SABIAN OFF THE APRON AND ONTO THE FLOOR!!!!! Pain leaps down and starts working Sabian over and now Ruckus in the ring grabs Gage by the leg, AND NAILS A DRAGON SCREW!!!! Ruckus now runs to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD LIONSAULT ON GAGE!!!!! Pain and Sabian on the outside are still fighting each other and now Ruckus runs to the ropes, AND HITS A BACKFLIP OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!)

Ruckus gets back to his feet and tosses Pain in the ring. Sabian and Ruckus climb inside but the H8 Club are on the attack and they shoot em to the ropes. Ruckus and Sabian come back, duck a pair of kicks, AND BOTH DROPKICK THEIR KNEES!!!!! H8 Club both down on a knee and now Blackout run to the ropes, BASEMENT DROPKICKS ON THE H8 CLUB!!!!! Sabian now climbs up the turnbuckle, FLYING DOUBLE STOMP ON NICK GAGE!!!!! Sabian with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Gage kicks out. Sabian picks Gage up and tags Ruckus. Ruckus comes in and tosses Gage to the corner, Gage hits, RAZZLE DAZZLE FROM RUCKUS!!!!! Gage moves out of the corner and now Ruckus chops him a few times and tosses him to the ropes. Gage comes back and ducks a clothesline from Ruckus, AND NAILS A CHOP BLOCK!!!! Gage picks Ruckus up and grabs him by the throat, CHOKEBREAKER!!!!!! Gage covers, 1…2… Sabian breaks the count. Gage gets up and tags out to Pain. Pain comes in and nails a shoulder block on Ruckus and SLAPS Sabian in the face. Pain picks Ruckus up, GOES FOR THE PAIN THRILLER BUT RUCKUS COUNTERS AND NAILS AN ARM DRAG!!!! Pain gets back up and runs after Ruckus, AND RUCKUS HITS A POWERSLAM!!!!! Ruckus now climbs up the turnbuckle, POETIC RUCKUS CONNECTS, 1…2…CHAIR SHOT FROM GAGE!!!!! NICK GAGE HIT RUCKUS WITH A CHAIR AND THE MATCH IS OVER!!!!!

Winners: Blackout via DQ in 10:15

(Gage and Pain continue to beat down Sabian and Ruckus and eventually have them out cold in the middle of the ring)

Rating: 85%

(After the beat down, Justice Pain grabs a microphone and starts to speak)

Justice Pain: OH, I’M SORRY, DID WE UPSET YOU PEOPLE?!?!?! Did we upset you PWK management? GOOD!!!!! I’M GLAD WE FUCKING DID!!!! Because you see, THIS may be the most popular independent wrestling federation going today… But the H8 Club, is the most, and HAS BEEN THE MOST hated Tag Team EVER, SINCE 1999!!!!! We don’t give a damn about politics in the back, we don’t give a damn about the fucking rules, and we certainly don’t give a damn if we get suspended or not, because that only pisses us off more, and damn everybody for when we get off that suspension. You see, PWK suspended my ass, because I got up in some punk rookie kids fucking face, and I told him never to fuck with us, and he had the nerve to smile at me, and say, “Okay Pain,” and walk away… You don’t fucking do that to me, and I let him know it by punching him square in the fucking nose. And I get suspended… You know something PWK, FUCK YOU!!!!! That’s right, FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS COMPANY, and FUCK ANYBODY that has to do with it… Me and Gage, we don’t give a damn about this company, and we don’t give a damn whether ya fire us or not, bottom line is, the H8 Club is back AGAIN, but this time, we’re giving you sorry sons of bitches a new meaning to the word H8 Club, because let’s be honest… What good is a club, when there’s only two members…. Think about that till next week….

(Pain drops the microphone down and he and Gage leave the ring and head backstage)

Rating: 53%

~I WON’T BE IGNORED!!!!!~

(“Faint” by Linkin Park starts up and the fans cheer as Amazing Red makes his way down the aisle. Red climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder and the fans boo as Johnny Kashmere makes his way down the aisle carrying one half of the Tag Team Titles around his shoulder. Kashmere takes the time to get kisses from the chicks at ringside and now climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Amazing Red vs. Johnny Kashmere

Kashmere and Red lock up and Kashmere takes Red down with a headlock takeover and Red counters by grabbing Kashmere’s head with his legs and takes him down. Red holds the move in for a few seconds and finally lets go and gets back to his feet. Red chops Kashmere a few times and takes him to the ropes, Kashmere comes back and shoulder blocks Red down. Kashmere to the ropes again leaps over a fallen Red. Red gets back up, LEAP FROG and Kahsmere goes the other way and Red rolls to his back, Kashmere rolls him back to his feet and tosses him to the ropes, Red comes back, ducks under a clothesline from Kashmere, SPRINGBOARD TORNADO DDT ON KASHMERE!!!!! Kashmere rolls out of the ring to clear his head and now Red runs up, SOMERSAULT PLANCHA TO THE OUTSIDE ON KASHMERE!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Red picks Kashmere up and tosses him back inside the ring. Red climbs on the apron and Kashmere goes for a punch but Red shoulder blocks him in the gut, HITS THE SUNSET FLIP ON KASHMERE, 1…2… Kashmere kicks out of it, AND NAILS A BASEMENT DROPKICK ON RED!!!!! Kashmere gets up and picks Red back to his feet and tosses him in the corner. Kashmere starts chopping Red and now shoots him to the far side. Red hits the corner and now Kashmere runs up, RED KICKS HIM IN THE FACE!!!! Red leaps to the turnbuckle and comes off with a body press, BUT KASHMERE CATCHES HIM AND NAILS A FRONT POWERSLAM, 1…2… Red kicks out.

Kashmere gets back to his feet and stomps away on Red and now goes to the turnbuckle and climbs up to the middle rope, AND NAILS AN ELBOW DROP!!!!! Kashmere with the cover again, 1…2, Red kicks out. Kashmere picks Red back to his feet and chops him a few times and now tosses him to the ropes. Red comes back and ducks a clothesline from Kashmere and tosses him to the ropes. Kashmere comes back and Red kicks him in the gut, Red now drapes the leg over his head, BACKFLIPS TO HIS FEET AND KASHMERE CLOTHESLINES HIM AND COVERS, 1…2… RED KICKS OUT!!!!! Kashmere questions the count and now picks Red up again and tosses him to the corner. Kashmere picks Red up and Red starts coming back, AND TOSSES KASHMERE TO THE MAT!!!!! Red gets back up and perches himself at the top, INFRARED MISSES!!!!! Kashmere tries to capitalize and he picks Red up and lifts him up to his shoulders, KASHMERE SIGNALS FOR THE CRADLE BREAKER AND HE GOES FOR IT BUT RED COUNTERS WITH AN ARM DRAG!!!!! Kashmere gets back up and runs at Red with a clothesline but Red ducks under it, kicks Kashmere in the gut and leaps on his back, CODE RED!!!!!! KASHMERE GETS NAILED WITH THE CODE RED, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winner: Amazing Red via Code Red in 9:48

Rating: 86%

(The scene fades backstage where Mark Briscoe is standing by)

Mark Briscoe: Last week Jay, you decided to join up with one of the biggest stables in the company, Jade Diamond’s Profit$. And you both laughed on the stage, while your friends ganged up on me in the ring. Jay, you think getting beat up by your friends in any way makes me more intimidated by you? You think that because I got jumped by your boys that’s gonna make me not want to get you back in that ring? Guess again bro. Because now Jay, the only thing you’ve done, is you’ve made me want to get you back in that ring more. And the time’s coming Jay where you’re going to get back in that ring with me again, and when that time comes, the true Briscoe will walk out with all the glory, but until then, starting tonight, I’m going to see to it that I get past all of your little Profit buddies, one by one… Tonight, EZ Money, you’ll be the first to get taken out… And from here on in, any Profit that wants a piece of me before my brother grows the balls to face me, you know where to find me…

(Mark Briscoe looks in the camera and walks off as the camera fades)

Rating: 75%

~I FEEL THE SUN, SHINING, DOWN ON ME!!!!!~

(“Down On Me” by Jackyl starts up and the fans boo as EZ Money makes his way down the aisle. Money climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “The Cross” by Nas and out walks Mark Briscoe to cheers from the fans. Mark walks down and climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

EZ Money vs. Mark Briscoe

Briscoe and Money start off with a tie up and Mark puts a headlock on Money. Money backs into the ropes and shoots Mark to the far side. Mark comes back and ducks a kick from Money, AND LANDS A DROPKICK!!!! Mark quickly grabs the head of Money and locks in a sleeper but Money counters out of it and takes Mark down and locks on an arm ringer. Mark gets back to his feet and now Money locks on a headlock. Mark takes Money to the ropes and whips him off but Money hangs onto the headlock. Money now hits a headlock takeover and Mark grabs his head with his legs and brings him down. Money now with momentum flips to his knees and pulls his head out between Marks legs, AND NOW LOCKS IN THE PENDULUM!!!!! Money holds Mark in the pendulum and now finally drops him. Money picks Mark up and shoots him to the ropes. Mark comes back and takes a kick from Money, Money sets him up, GOES FOR THE BANK ROLL BUT BRISCOE LANDS ON HIS FEET AND NAILS MONEY WITH AN ENZIGURI!!!!! Briscoe with the cover, 1…2, Money kicks out. Briscoe picks Money back up and tosses him to the corner. Money hits and now Mark runs up, MONEY GOES FOR A KICK BUT BRISCOE GRABS HIS LEG, AND PULLS HIM OUT OF THE CORNER INTO A SIT OUT POWERBOMB, 1…2… MONEY KICKS OUT!!!!

Mark picks Money up and forearms him to the ropes. Mark shoots Money to the other side and Money holds the ropes as Mark tries for a dropkick. Money climbs to the outside, AND HE HITS THE MONEY CLIP!!!!! Money with the cover, 1…2, Briscoe kicks out. Money stomps away on Mark and now climbs up to the turnbuckle. Money measures him up, COMES OFF WITH A SPLASH AND CONNECTS, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Mark gets the shoulder up at the last second. Money picks Mark back up and shoots him to the ropes. Mark bounces off and comes back and Money kicks him in the gut, Money now sets him up, SNAP SUPLEX!!!!! Money holds on and comes back up, ANOTHER SNAP SUPLEX!!!! Money holds on again and picks him back up and now grabs his leg, MONEY HITS THE PAY STUB (Twisting Cradle Suplex) AND THE COVER, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! MARK KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!!! Money is pissed and now picks Mark up and chops him to the corner. Money whips Mark to the far side and now runs up, MARK KICKS MONEY IN THE FACE!!!! Money backs out from the corner and now Mark sets him up, CUT THROAT SUPLEX ON EZ MONEY AND THE COVER, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winner: Mark Briscoe via Cut Throat Suplex in 11:31

Rating: 89%

(“The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Trent Acid makes his way down the aisle and gets a few dollars and kisses from the chicks at ringside. Acid climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~BAD TO THE BONE!!!!!~

(“Bad To The Bone” by George Thorgood and the Destroyers starts up and the fans cheer as “Pitbull” Pete Hardy makes his way down the aisle. Hardy climbs inside the ring and barks a few times before taking off his dog collar. Hardy stares down Acid as the music fades)

Trent Acid vs. “Pitbull” Pete Hardy

Acid and Hardy lock up and Hardy puts a headlock on Acid. Acid punches him a few times and now shoots him to the ropes. Hardy comes back and nails a shoulder tackle on Acid. Hardy runs to the ropes and leaps over Acid and goes the other way and now ducks under a leaping Acid but Hardy stays in his tracks, Acid turns around, SCOOP SLAM from Hardy. Acid gets back up, ARM DRAG from Hardy. Acid gets back up again and goes after Hardy, POWERSLAM, 1…2, Acid kicks out. Hardy picks up Acid and forearms him a few times and shoots him to the corner. Hardy runs up, ACID with a back elbow to the face. Acid climbs the turnbuckle and now leaps off AND HARDY CATCHES HIM WITH AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!!!!! Acid is in pain, AND HARDY GIVES HIM A LARIAT!!!!! Hardy drops down and covers, 1…2, Acid kicks out. Hardy picks Acid up again and forearms him a couple times. Hardy shoots Acid to the ropes, Acid comes back and KICKS A DUCKING HARDY right in the face. Hardy shoots up and Acid kicks him in the gut, runs to the ropes, NECKBREAKER!!!!! Acid stomps away on Hardy and now runs back to the ropes, RUNNING KICK TO THE STOMACH!!!! Acid now picks Hardy up, grabs him by the head, LEAPS UP AND NAILS A DDT!!!! Acid with the cover, 1…2… Hardy kicks out. Acid now locks Hardy up in a triangle choke and the ref is asking if he gives but Hardy is fighting for it and finally kicks the bottom rope with his leg. Acid gets back to his feet and stomps away on Hardy and now picks him up and tosses him to the outside. Hardy gets back to his feet, ACID RUNS UP FOR A BASEBALL SLIDE BUT HARDY GRABS HIS LEGS AND SWINGS HIM OUT OF THE RING AND INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Hardy picks Acid back to his feet and tosses him in the ring.

Hardy now on the apron starts climbing up the turnbuckle BUT ACID RUNS UP AND NAILS HARDY WITH A PUNCH TO THE FACE!!!! Acid turns around and now grabs Hardy, ACID BOMB OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! Acid rolls Hardy over and covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! HARDY KICKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND!!!! Acid is pissed and now gets to his feet and starts stalking Hardy waiting to nail the Yakuza Kick. Hardy back to his feet turns around, YAKUZA KICK NO IT MISSES!!!!! Acid turns around and Hardy kicks Acid in the gut and picks him up, BRAINBUSTER!!!!! Hardy covers, 1…2….3 NO!!!! ACID KICKS OUT!!!!! Hardy places Acid and stomps him a few times and now climbs the corner, LEAPS OFF WITH A LEG DROP BUT ACID MOVES!!!! Hardy gets to his feet and Acid forearms him a few times. Acid turns Hardy around and sets him up for a reverse DDT but Hardy blocks it and turns around, RELEASE NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX ON ACID!!!! Acid is hurt and starts getting back to his feet, Hardy grabs him, MAD DOG DROP (Cradle Piledriver) ON ACID, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winner: “Pitbull” Pete Hardy via Mad Dog Drop in 12:21

Rating: 83%

(“Calm Like A Bomb” by Rage Against The Machine starts up and the fans give a mixed reaction as Petey Williams makes his way down the aisle. Williams climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~YOU’RE THE BEST, AROUND!!!!! NOTHING’S GONNA EVER KEEP YOU DOWN, YOU’RE THE BEST!!!!!~

(“You’re the Best Around” Joe Espizito starts up and the fans boo as Frankie Kazarian and Michael Shane make their way down the aisle. Shane and Kazarian climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

~SOUTH TEXAS DEATH RIDE!!!! YA WANNA TRIP!!!!!~

(“South Texas Death Ride” by Union Underground starts up and the fans cheer as Paul London, Chris Sabin, and Spanky make their way down the aisle. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades)

6 Man Tag, Lucha Rules: Petey Williams/Frankie Kazarian/Michael Shane vs. Chris Sabin/Spanky/Paul London

Shane and Sabin start things out and Shane pulls Sabin down into a drop toe hold and now leaps up and plants a headlock on Sabin. Sabin starts fighting it and gets to his feet and shoots Shane to the ropes. Shane bounces off and comes back and Sabin goes for a hip toss but Shane reverses it and goes for a hip toss of his own BUT SABIN TURNS IT INTO A MONKEY FLIP BUT SHANE FLIPS TO HIS FEET!!!!! Sabin gets up, SWEET SHANE MUSIC MISSES!!!! Shane turns around and Sabin kicks him in the gut, SUNSET FLIP, 1…2, Shane rolls on top of him, 1…2, Sabin rolls him back down, 1…2, Shane kicks out and presses Sabins leg’s down, 1…2, SABIN FLIPS HIM BACK DOWN, 1…2, Shane kicks out again and both roll back to their feet, STAND OFF!!!! (Clapping) Shane and Sabin lock up again and Shane kicks the hand away and lock an arm ringer on Sabin. Sabin rolls on the mat and comes back up and plants an arm ringer on Shane. Sabin goes to his corner and tags in London. London climbs on the corner AND COMES OFF WITH AN AXE HANDLE ON THE ARM!!!! London now forearms Shane a couple times and tosses him to the ropes. Shane comes back and London kicks him in the sternum, London now picks him up in a powerbomb, BUT SHANE COUNTERS AND NAILS A HEADSCISSORS AND SENDS LONDON TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Shane quickly tags in Williams and now Williams comes in and quickly decks Spanky. Spanky gets right back up and Williams nails a hip toss. Williams runs after Spanky and Spanky shoots him to the ropes. Williams bounces off and ducks a clothesline from Spanky, AND WILLIAMS HITS A VAULTING BODY PRESS TO THE OUTSIDE ON LONDON!!!!! Shane and Kazarian quickly climb inside the ring and they start doing battle with Spanky and Sabin. Sabin quickly grabs Kazarian and puts him in the corner. Sabin chops away on Frankie and now Spanky nails a slam on Shane. Spanky now runs to the corner, BACKFLIPS OFF THE CHEST OF KAZARIAN AND SABIN LANDS A SUPERKICK AND KAZARIAN GOES OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR!!!! Sabin and Spanky talk for a second and now the two of them climb the turnbuckle, SABIN HITS A SOMERSAULT PLANCHA AND SPANKY NAILS A BODY PRESS ONTO LONDON, KAZARIAN AND WILLIAMS!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!)

Shane is still inside the ring and now climbs on the outside and picks Spanky up and takes him to the inside. Shane climbs the turnbuckle AND LEAPS OFF WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK AND CONNECTS!!!! Shane with the cover, 1…2… KICK OUT by Spanky. Shane gets back to his feet and picks Spanky up and tosses him to the ropes. Spanky comes back, drop toe hold by Shane, and now Shane holds him there, KAZARIAN HITS A SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP ONTO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!! Shane rolls Spanky over, 1…2… LONDON MAKES THE SAVE!!!!! Shane picks Spanky up and takes him to the corner and tags in Kazarian. Kazarian comes in starts showboating a little bit. Spanky gets to his feet and Kazarian grabs him, AND NAILS A BACKBREAKER!!!!! Kazarian holds Spanky in the backbreaker position and finally lets him go after a few seconds. Kazarian picks Spanky back up and tosses him to the ropes. Spanky comes back and leaps over a ducking Kazarian and now bounces off the ropes again, SPINNING WHEEL KICK CONNECTS!!!!! Spanky covers up, 1…2, Kazarian kicks out. Spanky forearms Kazarian and now tosses him to the corner. Spanky runs up, BIG BOOT by Kazarian. Kazarian climbs up top and leaps off, BUT SPANKY NAILS A DROPKICK TO THE FACE!!!!! Spanky crawls to the corner, AND HOT TAG INTO LONDON!!!!! London runs in and starts stomping Kazarian and now picks him up, AND HITS THE DROPSAULT!!!!!! Kazarian backs into the corner and now London runs up, KAZARIAN DROP TOE HOLDS LONDON INTO THE CORNER!!!!! Kazarian picks London up and shoots him to the far side and Kazarian runs up, CLOTHESLINES HIM IN THE CORNER!!!! Kazarian makes the tag to Williams and now Williams comes in, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!!! Williams covers, 1…2… SABIN breaks the count.

Williams picks London back up and forearms him a few times and now shoots him to the ropes. London comes back and KICKS a ducking Williams in the face. London picks Williams up and scoop slams him and now runs to the ropes, FLIPPING SENTON CONNECTS, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! London picks Williams up and now tags in Sabin. Sabin comes in and chops away on Williams, AND HITS AN ENZIGURI!!!!! Sabin with the cover, 1…2, SHANE breaks the count. Shane starts hitting Sabin and now Spanky runs in and starts nailing Shane and now Kazarian runs in and starts beating away on Spanky. Shane and Kazarian grab Spanky AND THEY TOSS HIM OUTSIDE THE RING!!!!! Kazarian and Shane high five, BUT BOTH GET CLOTHESLINED OVER THE TOP BY LONDON!!!!! London turns around, WILLIAMS GOES FOR A CLOTHESLINE BUT LONDON NAILS A POWERSLAM!!!!! London now goes to the top rope, SHOOTING STAR PRESS CONNECTS!!!!! (London! London! London!) London gets off Williams and now puts Sabin on top, 1…2… SHANE BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! London quickly gets out onto the apron, GOES FOR AN AXE HANDLE ON SHANE BUT SHANE HITS THE SWEET SHANE MUSIC ON LONDON!!!! Spanky is back up and Kazarian grabs him and tosses him in the guardrail. Back in the ring Sabin picks Williams up, SABIN LIFTS WILLIAMS UP FOR THE CRADLE SHOCK BUT SHANE IS IN THE RING AND NAILS SABIN WITH SWEET SHANE MUSIC!!!! Sabin drops down and Williams has the cover, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winners: Michael Shane/Petey Williams/Frankie Kazarian via Sweet Shane Music in 14:12

Rating: 83%

~FOLLOW THE GOD THAT FAILED!!!!!~

(“The God That Failed” by Metallica starts up and the fans cheer as Will Storm makes his way down to the ring. Storm climbs inside and gets ready as the music fades)

~REACH OUT, AND TOUCH FAITH!!!!!~

(“Your Own Personal Jesus” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans cheer as Austin Aries makes his way down to the ring. Aries climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

Will Storm vs. Austin Aries

Storm and Aries lock up and neither gain the advantage BUT NOW STORM TAKES ARIES DOWN WITH A DEEP ARM DRAG!!!! Storm holds the arm of Aries and applies pressure and tries to keep Aries on the ground but Aries starts getting back to his feet and manages to do so and now shoots Storm to the ropes. Storm comes back and ducks a clothesline from Aries and starts forearming Aries now. Storm hits Aries a few more times for good measure and now runs to the ropes and comes back, ARIES PICKS HIM UP AND NAILS STORM WITH A BACK BODY DROP!!!! Storm gets back to his feet and Aries puts him in the corner AND NAILS A BIG CHOP!!!! Aries grabs Storm now and takes him out of the corner, HIP TOSS!!!!! Aries measures Storm up, AND KICKS HIM HARD IN THE BACK!!!!! Aries brings Storm back to his feet and chops him to the ropes. Aries tosses Storm to the other side and now Storm comes back and takes a kick from Aries, AND ARIES NAILS HIM WITH DOUBLE UNDERHOOK POWERBOMB, 1…2… Storm kicks out. Aries back to his feet grabs the leg of Storm and kicks the inside leg and now applies a standing ankle lock. Aries holds the move in tighter and now flips Storm to his stomach, AND GOES FOR THE STF BUT STORM MOVES AND GRABS THE ROPES!!!!! Aries moves back and now Storm is still on the mat trying to kick at Aries as he comes at him. Aries tries to go at Storm but Storm quickly rolls out of the way and gets back to his feet, DUCKS a clothesline attempt by Aries and now nails a snap mare on Aries, AND A DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!! Storm puts Aries down and covers, 1…2, Aries kicks out. Storm picks Aries back up, NAILS A EUROPEAN UPPERCUT and backs Aries into the corner. Storm chops Aries a few times and now tosses him to the far side. Aries hits and now Storm runs up, ARIES GOES FOR A BACK ELBOW BUT STORM COUNTERS AND PICKS UP ARIES!!!! Storm perches Aries on the turnbuckle and SLAPS HIM HARD IN THE BACK!!!! Storm now goes to the outside and climbs up the turnbuckle, Storm takes Aries by the head AND SLAMS HIM against the pad of the buckle, STORM FLIPS OVER AND GOES FOR A POWERBOMB BUT ARIES TURNS IT INTO A HEADSCISSORS TAKEOVER!!!!! (Claps) Storm back to his feet runs at Aries, ARIES NAILS A POWERSLAM, 1…2…3 KICK OUT!!!!!!

Aries gets back to his feet and sets Storm up, SPINNING ELBOW DROP FINDS IT’S MARK!!!!! Aries with the cover again, 1…2, Storm kicks out. Aries picks Storm back up and Storm starts fighting back but Aries headbutts Storm and now tosses him to the ropes. Storm comes back and ducks a clothesline from Aries and runs the other way and comes back to a ducking Aries, AND STORM HITS THE PERFECT STORM (Tornado DDT) ON ARIES AND THE COVER, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! Storm quickly goes and grabs the legs of Aries, AND NOW LOCKS IN THE SHARPSHOOTER!!!!! Storm wrenching back and Aries is in some pain as he fights for the ropes and finally makes it to the ropes. Storm breaks the hold and now picks Aries back up and forearms him a few times and now nails a scoop slam. Storm now climbs up to the top, Storm scouts him, SHOOTING STAR PRESS MISSES!!!!! Aries quickly gets up and grabs Storm, BRAINBUSTER!!!!! Aries with the cover, 1…2…3 FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!! Storm got his foot on the ropes at the last second and now Aries gets to his feet and climbs up top, 450 SPLASH CONNECTS AND HE HOOKS THE LEG, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winner: Austin Aries via 450 Splash in 11:43

Rating: 82%

(The scene fades backstage where Low Ki is standing by)

Low Ki: CM Punk… Tonight we step back inside that ring, and the only reason why we’re getting back in that ring, is because you want to beat me, because I disrespected your boy Ace Steel, and I disrespected you a while back on national television. This match is all about me disrespecting you and your Second City Saints… And since I disrespected you and your Saints Punk, I might as well disrespect Chicago in general… But it’s not about the state you live in, unless it’s New York… But it’s really about what comes out of the state you live in. Punk, you and your crew came out of Chicago, and most of the time you talk about how great it is to be a Second City Saint… It ain’t nothing being a Second City Saint… Because it’s all about bein’ a Rottweiler, which is what I am, and which is why I did what I did to you Punk, what I did to your boy Ace Steel, and if he was here, what I would do to your boy Colt Cabana… Rottweilers have no respect for any other breed, and I’ve got no respect for any of you Second City Saints… Or anybody else in this company, unless they’re of Rottweiler descent. It’s like Julius used to say, my flesh, my flesh, my blood, my blood, you Saint’s ain’t blood, therefore you ain’t NOTHING!!!! Tonight CM Punk, I’ll show you why you ain’t nothing, and why it ain’t about the size of the fighter, but about the size of the fight he will bring, and all you can do…. Is be ready…

(Low Ki stares at the camera for a few seconds and then walks off)

Rating: 78%

~PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT, PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT!!!!~

(“People=Shit” by Slipknot starts up and the fans cheer as CM Punk makes his way down the aisle. Punk climbs inside the ring and stands on the turnbuckle throwing up his “X” symbol as the music fades into “Releast Killaz” by 2Pac and the fans instantly start booing as Low Ki makes his way towards the ring. Low Ki climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

CM Punk vs. Low Ki

Low Ki and Punk lock up and neither can gain an advantage and Punk backs Low Ki into the corner. The ref breaks them up, AND LOW KI STRIKES PUNK IN THE FACE WITH A FOREARM!!!! Low Ki starts forearming Punk and now nails a snapmare on Punk, AND KICKS HIM IN THE BACK, AND AGAIN, AND ANOTHER KICK!!!!! Low Ki picks Punk up to his feet and chops him to the ropes. Low Ki tosses Punk to the other side, BUT PUNK DUCKS UNDER LOW KI’S ARM AND DROP TOE HOLDS HIM!!!!! Punk quickly leaps up and locks a headlock on Low Ki. Low Ki gets back to his feet and tosses Punk to the ropes. Punk comes back and Low Ki picks him up, BUT PUNK LANDS BEHIND HIM, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP ON LOW KI AND PUNK LOCKS ON THE OCTOPUS!!!! Punk holds the move in tighter but now Low Ki is crawling to the ropes and he kicks the bottom rope with his foot. Punk picks Low Ki back to his feet and shoots him to the corner. Punk runs up, LOW KI kicks Punk in the face and now Low Ki climbs up the turnbuckle, AND COMES OFF WITH A FLYING KNEE TO THE FACE OF PUNK!!!!! Low Ki rolls Punk over and covers, 1…2… Punk kicks out. Low Ki picks Punk back up to his feet and nails him a few times with kicks to the shins. Low Ki now shoots Punk to the ropes, Punk comes back and ducks under a clothesline from Low Ki, AND HITS A BACKSLIDE, 1…2, Ki kicks out and now gets to his feet but Punk kicks him in the gut, AND PUNK GOES FOR A PILEDRIVER BUT LOW KI BACK BODY DROPS PUNK!!!! Punk gets back to his feet and Low Ki wraps him up, DOUBLE UNDERHOOK SUPLEX, AND HE LOCKS IN THE DRAGON WING!!!!! (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Low Ki holds the move in tighter and CM Punk starts jabbing Low Ki in the ribs and finally Punk breaks the hold, AND FOREARMS LOW KI IN THE FACE AND LOCKS IN A DRAGON WING OF HIS OWN!!!!! (CM Punk! CM Punk! CM Punk!) Punk holds the move in tighter but now Low Ki grabs the rope and Punk breaks the hold. Punk picks Low Ki up and forearms him in the face a few times and now shoots him to the ropes. Low Ki comes back, DEEP ARM DRAG FROM PUNK!!!! Punk locks in the arm bar, BUT LOW KI STARTS KICKING PUNK WITH A FREE LEG!!!! Punk is off Low Ki, AND LOW KI HITS A KOPPU KICK AND PUNK GOES TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Low Ki now measures Punk up and Low Ki runs to the ropes and comes back, GOES FOR A DIVE THROUGH THE ROPES BUT PUNK CATCHES HIM WITH A FOREARM!!!!!

Punk slides back inside the ring and grabs Low Ki from behind, NECKBREAKER ON THE KNEE!!!! Punk picks Ki back up and turns him around, WELCOME TO CHICAGO!!!!! Punk with the cover, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Low Ki kicks out at the last second. Punk picks Ki back up and tosses him to the corner. Punk chops away on Low Ki and now picks him up on the turnbuckle. Punk slaps Low Ki a few times and now climbs up top with him. Punk tries to set him up for a superplex but Low Ki is fighting back and now lifts Punk up, GOES FOR THE KI KRUSHER ON THE TURNBUCKLE BUT PUNK SLIPS OFF LOW KI AND LANDS ON THE MAT!!!! Punk starts to get back to his feet, BUT LOW KI JUMPS OFF AND NAILS A DOUBLE STOMP ON PUNKS HEAD!!!!!! (Low Ki! Low Ki! Low Ki!) Low Ki covers Punk, 1…2….3 SHOULDER UP!!!!! PUNK GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! Low Ki can’t believe it and now he picks Punk up, AND STARTS NAILING HIM WITH KAWADA KICKS!!!!! Low Ki now grabs Punk and turns him around, HE’S GOING FOR THE DRAGON CLUTCH BUT PUNK COUNTERS AND NAILS A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX, 1…2… LOW KI KICKS OUT!!!!! Punk gets back to his feet and now Low Ki starts getting to his feet, SHINING WIZARD FROM PUNK MISSES!!!!! Low Ki now leaps to his feet, GOES FOR AN ENZIGURI BUT PUNK BLOCKS IT AND TAKES KI DOWN AND LOCKS ON THE ANACONDA VICE!!!!! Punk has Low Ki locked in, AND THE BELL RINGS, THE TIME LIMIT HAS RUN OUT!!!!!

DRAW

(Punk thinks he’s won the match but the referee and announcer say the time limit has expired and now Low Ki is back up, AND THE TWO START BRAWLING AROUND THE RING AS OFFICIALS AND SECURITY RUSH IN TO SEPARATE THE TWO!!!!!)

Rating: 91%

~I AM!!!!! SMELLING LIKE A ROSE, THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME, CUZ I’M DEAD-AND-BLOA-TED!!!!!~

(“Dead And Bloated” by STP starts up and the fans boo as Chris Hero makes his way down the aisle. Hero climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “I’m Afraid Of American’s” by David Bowie and the fans give a mixed reaction as Nikita Sputnik makes his way down the aisle. Sputnik climbs inside the ring AND HERO STARTS ON THE ATTACK)

Chris Hero vs. Nikita Sputnik

Hero forearms Sputnik in the back and now picks him up and forearms him in the face and tosses him to the ropes. Sputnik comes back and Hero kicks him in the gut and now Hero runs to the ropes, AND KICKS SPUTNIK IN THE HEAD!!!!! Sputnik topples on the mat and now Hero runs to the ropes, DOUBLE STOMP AND A SENTON!!!! Hero covers, 1…2, Sputnik kicks out. Hero kicks Sputnik a few times, AND NOW LOCKS ON THE CRAVATE!!!!! (Hey!) Hero holds the Cravate in tighter, AND NOW FLIPS OVER SPUTNIK AND NAILS A CRAVATE NECKBREAKER!!!!! Hero gets back to his feet and picks Sputnik up and tosses him to the ropes. Sputnik comes back and Hero goes for a hip toss BUT SPUTNIK COUNTERS WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Sputnik brings Hero back up again and now grabs his hands around Hero’s throat, AND HE PICKS HIM OFF HIS FEET AND STARTS CHOKING HIM IN THE AIR!!!!! Hero’s feet are dangling from the mat and now Sputnik takes him, AND NAILS A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM POWERBOMB!!!!!! Sputnik covers him up, 1…2… Hero gets the shoulder up. Sputnik now grabs Hero by the leg and locks a leg scissors around Hero, AND FOLLOWS UP WITH AN ANKLE LOCK!!!!! Hero is fighting the hold and Sputnik continues to twist the ankle but Hero finally makes it to the ropes. Sputnik lets go of the hold and now starts stomping away on Hero’s ankle. Sputnik picks Hero up and shoots him into the ropes. Hero comes back and leaps over a ducking Sputnik, Sputnik turns around, CRAVATE!!!!! (Hey!) Hero locks the hold in, AND THEN NAILS A CUTTER!!!!! Hero with the cover, 1…2, Sputnik kicks out. Hero picks Sputnik back up and stomps his foot, AND RAKES THE EYES!!!! Sputnik goes in a circle, AND HERO DROPKICKS THE KNEE!!!!! Hero now runs to the ropes, STEP UP ENZIGURI ON SPUTNIK!!!!! Hero with the cover, 1…2… SPUTNIK KICKS OUT!!!!!

Hero grabs the arm of Sputnik and now locks on a crucifix armbar. Sputnik is trying to make it to the ropes but Hero is holding the move in tighter. Sputnik manages to gets to his knee and he finally breaks the hold. Hero gets to his feet and comes at Sputnik with a forearm but Sputnik counters and picks Sputnik up off his feet, SCOOP SLAM!!!!! Sputnik mocks Hero, AND HITS A DOUBLE STOMP ON HERO’S CHEST!!!! Sputnik picks Hero back up and shoots him to the corner. Sputnik runs up, AND TURNS AROUND AND SQUASHES HERO AGAINST THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! Sputnik now picks Hero up on the turnbuckle and slaps him in the face BUT HERO STARTS KICKING SPUTNIK IN THE FACE!!!!! Hero boots Sputnik in the face again and now Sputnik turns around, AND HERO LEAPS ON TOP OF SPUTNIK AND HAS A SLEEPER LOCKED IN!!!!! Sputnik is trying to twist Hero off his back, AND FINALLY FLIPS HERO ON HIS ASS!!!!! Sputnik now picks Hero back to his feet and wraps him up from behind, FULL NELSON POWERBOMB COMBINATION, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! HERO KICKS OUT!!!!! Sputnik picks Hero back to his feet and Hero starts fighting back with chops and forearms. Hero tosses Sputnik in the corner, AND HE NAILS A DOUBLE KNEE INTO THE GUT OF SPUTNIK!!!!! Hero brings Sputnik out and now sets him up, HERO’S WELCOME NO SPUTNIK COUNTERS AND NAILS THE LENIN’S TOMB (Lifting Double Arm DDT) ON HERO, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! HERO KICKS OUT!!!!!! Sputnik however grabs the legs of Hero, AND HE LOCKS ON KGB CLUTCH!!!!!!! (Surfboard Tazmission) Hero is trying to fight it but Sputnik has him locked in with nowhere to go, AND HERO TAPS!!!!

Winner: Nikita Sputnik via KGB Clutch in 12:09

Rating: 89%

(Show fades with Sputnik celebrating his victory up the entrance ramp)

Overall Show Rating: 81%

[HardcoreJay]

Saturday, May 13th 2006

We got a 1.84 rating for Genocide. The attendance level was 5,336 fans. We made $160,080 from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!

Contract Signing For Breakout

It’s official, DRH and Homicide as well as Don Callis, will be doing a contract signing segment Tuesday night on Breakout. It is unaware whether or not when it will actually take place during the show, but it is known that The Trinity, as well as the Rottweilers will be in attendance Tuesday night.

H8 Club To Add New Member(s)?

Last night after a controversial promo from Justice Pain, Pain hinted that sometime next week, there would be a new member being added to the H8 Club. The H8 Club has usually consisted of only two members for the past few years, but now it appears that there will in fact be a new member added to the group, and possibly more. Who will this new member be, and what role will he play?

PWK Soon To Make Pay Per View Deal With DirectTV?

Since PWK has been doing so well within the past year and a half, going from a National promotion to a Global more wide known promotion, and with the success of Genocide, a weekly DirectTV program, management in PWK have been in talks with DirectTV about possibly striking a Pay Per View deal so that PWK can receive some buy rates as well as ticket and merchandise sales at the shows. There is no word as of yet if this will go through but we’ll keep you posted.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Breakout Card For May 16th 2006

“The Franchise” Ares vs. Kid Kash

Spanky vs. Michael Shane

Fatal 4 Way

Sonjay Dutt vs. Jack Evans vs. Super Dragon vs. Sabian

Tag Team

Second City Saints vs. Hardcore Playas

Juniorweight Title

Matt Hardy © vs. Bud

Tag Team Title Match

Backseat Boyz © vs. Dudley Boyz

Non Title

AJ Styles vs. Christopher Daniels

Plus: DRH, Homicide, and Don Callis World Title Contract Signing

Genocide Card For May 19th

Non Title

Jade Diamond vs. “The Franchise” Ares

Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. “Wild Child” Antonio Mason

Winner Receives Superfight Title Shot

“The Caesar Of Wrestling” Dustin Iler vs. Bryan Danielson

Amazing Red vs. Teddy Hart

Jay Lethal vs. Jack Evans

Tag Team

The Hardy Boyz vs. Michael Shane/Frankie Kazarian

4 Way Tables Only Match

Hardcore Jones vs. Jonas Testament vs. D-Von Dudley vs. Mad Man Melina

PWK Presents: Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

Live May 21st at the PWK Arena

20 Man Battle Royal, Winner Gets Title Shot At Any Title

Amazing Red, Michael Shane, Frankie Kazarian, Austin Aries, Ace Steel, B-Boy (Returning), Jay Man, Isaac Comelightly, “Pitbull” Pete Hardy, BJ Whitmer, Jay Briscoe, Mark Briscoe, Jade Diamond, Kevin Steen, Sexxxy Eddy, Raven, Xavier, Will Storm, Super Dragon, Hardcore Jones

Best Of 7 Series, Match 3

Drayton King vs. Bryan Danielson

Superfight Title Match

Tyrant © vs. Spike Dudley

4 Way

Low Ki vs. CM Punk vs. Samoa Joe vs. Dustin Iler

World Title Match

Homicide vs. Daniel Reed Helton ©

[HardcoreJay]

Tuesday, May 16th 2006

BREAKOUT RECAP

Super Dragon vs. Jack Evans vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Sabian

Starting things off with a bang in the PWK Arena, this fatal 4 way displayed as always some of the most high flying stiff hitting moves that these men can only show. The high flying started out early as Sonjay Dutt hit his patented springboard 360 body press on Super Dragon, Sabian then got on the turnbuckle and hit a 450 splash to the outside on everybody, and then Evans, being the sick twisted aerial mad man hit a springboard corkscrew plancha on everybody. Back in the ring Super Dragon kept pounding his way to a win by nailing stiff forearms on Evans and eventually hitting him with a Curb Stomp but getting the pin broken up by Dutt. Dutt capitalized on Super Dragon by hitting him with a series of arm drags and hip tosses and eventually nailed him with a slingshot hurricanrana for the pin but was broken up by Sabian with a HUGE double stomp off the top turnbuckle to the top of Dutt’s head. Sabian tried to cover Dutt but Dutt miraculously kicked out. The match kept going back and fourth between Dragon and Dutt and eventually Dutt managed to toss Dragon out of the ring but Sabian tossed Dutt out as well. Sabian then turned around and was met by a backflip kick to the face by Evans and then Evans nailed the Ode To Blitzkrieg on Sabian for the victory.

Winner: Jack Evans via Ode To Blitzkrieg in 11:10

Rating: 83%

Michael Shane vs. Spanky

The fans really got into this one and one side of the arena even let out a Ring Of Honor chant because of Spanky and Shane’s feud when ROH first started, which one side of the arena chanted FUCK RING OF HONOR at the other side. Shane took control early in the match by keeping Spanky to the mat with arm drags and submission moves but Spanky kept on fighting until about the 5 minute mark where he was able to counter a suplex from Shane and roll him up for a near pinfall. Spanky kept on Shane with a series of suplexes and pinning maneuvers but couldn’t keep Shane down. In one spot of the night Shane took Spanky to the turnbuckle and picked him up and attempted a superplex on Spanky but Spanky countered the move and hit a big X-Factor off the turnbuckle on Shane for a near pinfall that started up a holy shit chant. Near the 10 minute mark Shane and Spanky exchanged a couple of near pin fall attempts that got the fans clapping. Shane picked Spanky up and Spanky fought him off and went for the Sliced Bread #2 but Shane reversed it and managed to nail him with Sweet Shane Music for the victory.

Winner: Michael Shane via Sweet Shane Music in 10:05

Rating: 90%

Juniorweight Title: Bud vs. Matt Hardy ©

Matt Hardy since February 28th has kept hold of the Juniorweight Championship and welcomed all challengers. Bud tried everything to beat Hardy including hitting his This Buds For You (Unholy Driver) finishing move from the second turnbuckle but Hardy kept on kicking out of em and using the ropes to break the pins. Bud just like Matt wouldn’t stay down as well as Matt nailed a lot of offensive maneuvers including various DDT’s and submission holds but Bud wouldn’t give in. Back and fourth the match went and Matt eventually nailed the Twist Of Fate on Bud but Charlie Thriller distracted the referee. Matt went after Thriller and eventually Thriller slid back inside the ring and Bud nailed Hardy with the Aggro Plex but was too tired to make the cover and once he did, Hardy kicked out at the last second. Bud tried again to hit Hardy with another Aggro Plex but Hardy reversed it and rolled Bud up for the 3 count.

Winner And Still Juniorweight Champion: Matt Hardy via Roll Up in 12:20

Rating: 91%

Kid Kash vs. “The Franchise” Ares

Ares continuing to impress PWK management took a break from defending the Brass Knuckles Title and went one on one with Kid Kash and got the fight of his life as Kash did everything in his power to show him why he’s called the “Notorious K-I-D.” Kash nailed Ares with lots of hurricanranas and head scissor takedowns but Ares came back and nailed Kash with a series of suplexes as if he were a remake of a young Taz. Kash continued to whale away on Ares and went to hit him with the Dead Level but Ares managed to counter the move by kneeing Kash in the head with his knee and nailing a DDT coming down but only scoring a two count. Ares tried to take the win by nailing Kash with the Picture Perfect Frog Splash but Kash somehow managed to kick out. Ares continued to battle but Kash eventually took control after hitting Ares with a low blow behind the refs back. Kash eventually had Ares right where he wanted him and set him up for the Money Maker but Ares reversed the move and flipped Kash to his back and fell on top of him for the pinfall.

Winner: Ares via Pinfall in 11:32

Rating: 86%

From there, Jade Diamond came out to the stage and basically hyped up his and Ares’ match at Genocide and basically told him that he may have beaten Kid Kash tonight, but he wouldn’t get past him.

Rating: 94%

Second City Saints vs. Hardcore Playas

The crowd was really into this match as both teams went all out. The Saints were able to keep up with the Playas brawling tactics by fighting them in and outside the ring with Ace Steel doing much of the brawling but Punk did have his moments. Punk almost managed to score the quick victory by nailing Hardcore Jones with a Devil Lock DDT but Jay quickly broke the pin up. The match kept going back and fourth up until when Punk went up with Jones and hit Jones with the Pepsi Plunge, but Steel was nailed with the Last Call from Hardcore Jay, and Jay put Jones on top of Steel, the two legal men, that scored the victory for the Playas.

Winners: Hardcore Playas via Pinfall in 13:21

Rating: 92%

The Trinity were backstage and talked mainly about DRH fighting Homicide at the Pay Per View and how DRH would surely beat him because he is the toughest of them all when it comes to brawling, being hardcore, and being the all around best in the business and company. DRH closed things out by saying that tonight, Homicide would sign his life away on a piece of paper, but that his life will be lost with DRH’s own hands.

Rating: 98%

Tag Team Title Match: The Dudley Boyz vs. The Backseat Boyz ©

The Dudley’s have been trying to regain the Tag Team Titles for a while now and started up a feud with the 3 Live Kru, unfortunately, BG James and Ron Killings left Pro Wrestling KING and the Dudley’s were left without a feud and tried to regain the titles but unfortunately fell short to accomplish the task, and the titles fell into the hands of the Hardy Boyz, Kash Money, Homicide and Low Ki, and now finally, the Backseat Boyz. The Dudley’s overpowered the Backseat Boyz throughout the entire match and tried numerous times to make a pinfall but the Backseat Boyz kept kicking out/breaking up the pin attempts. The Backseats did manage to get a couple of near falls on the Dudley’s after a few double team maneuvers including a T-Gimmick on Bubba Ray but even that couldn’t stop the Dudley’s. In the final moments of the match, Trent Acid was so irritated that he went out and grabbed a chair and went to nail Bubba Ray but the ref grabbed the chair and tossed it out but Kashmere picked it up and slid it back inside and distracted the referee. Trent then grabbed the chair and tossed it to Bubba Ray and then fell to his back and Kashmere turned the referee, which he saw Bubba holding the chair and Acid on his back and called for the DQ. Pissed off with the loss, Bubba and D-Von cleaned house on the Backseat Boyz and gave Acid a Dudley Death Drop.

Winners And Still Tag Team Champions: The Backseat Boyz via DQ in 13:19

Rating: 90%

Christopher Daniels vs. AJ Styles

Without question, this match was the match of the night as both Styles and Daniels went head to head for well over 15 minutes. Daniels started things off early by keeping Styles on the mat with various takedowns and quickly nailed Styles with a Blue Thunder Powerbomb for only a 2 count. AJ and Daniels then took things to the outside where AJ managed to get back on the offence by hitting an asai moonsault and then tossed Daniels back inside and hit a Springboard 450 Splash for a near fall. AJ continued to pound away on Daniels and took him to the corner and went for a splash but Daniels moved and AJ hit the top of the turnbuckle and Daniels hit a Complete Shot and locked in the Koji Clutch but AJ continued to fight and managed to make it to the ropes. Daniels picked Styles up and attempted the Best Moonsault Ever but Styles countered by putting his knees up and then quickly hit the Pele Kick for a 2 count. Daniels came back and managed to finally hit the Best Moonsault Ever but only got a 2 count. Daniels wore AJ down and finally went for the Last Rites but Styles countered it and nailed a back body drop to get out of it. Daniels got back to his feet and Styles nailed the Styles Clash for the 3 count.

Winner: AJ Styles via Styles Clash in 17:13

Rating: 95%

AJ celebrated his victory in the ring when Dan Pandora ran in and checked up on Daniels and then got up and took down AJ with a lariat. Pandora then picked AJ up and gave him a Crucifix Powerbomb and then got on the microphone and challenged AJ to a match at the Pay Per View for the Television Title before going to the back with Daniels.

Rating: 80%

It was now time for the contract signing between DRH and Homicide. Don Callis had his personal assistants set up a table in the middle of the ring with a contract sitting at the center of the table, and two microphones at opposite ends. Homicide came out first with Low Ki followed by DRH, Jonas Testament, and John Bay. DRH spoke first and pretty much said that Homicide won’t beat him, blah, blah, blah. Homicide said he would beat him, blah, blah, blah. Eventually the two of them signed the contract and Homicide and Low Ki were about to leave but the Trinity attacked the two of them and started beating them down. John Bay and Jonas Testament took Low Ki to the outside and Homicide and DRH went at it inside the ring and DRH gave Homicide the Burning Hammer through the table as the show came to an end.

Rating: 83%

(FADE TO COPYRIGHT)

Overall Show Rating: 88%

[HardcoreJay]

Wednesday, May 17th 2006

We got a 2.16 rating for Breakout. The attendance level was 6,602 people. We made $198,060 from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

AJ Styles Meets Dan Pandora At PPV

Last night coming off an impressive win over Christopher Daniels, AJ Styles seemed to be on top of the world, which all came tumbling down after a Crucifix Powerbomb from Dan Pandora. After Pandora decimated AJ Styles, he laid out a challenge to him for this Sunday at the Pay Per View, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, Styles vs. Pandora, Television Title on the line. Richard Thorton caught up with Styles moments after the attack, and he had this to say;

“Dan Pandora, so far I’ve gone through Christopher Daniels, and I’ve gone through Raven. Tyrant’s a big boy and I’m sure I can probably go through him too, hell I’ve gone through bigger and badder guys than him before, but instead of fighting him, I’ll be more than happy to go through you first. That little powerbomb you gave me tonight, I’m still standing here, I’m still breathing, and I’ll still be standing and breathing when I get through you this Sunday at Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. You want my title Pandora… Come and get it… I ACCEPT!!!!!”

This should be a great match between these two, and the fans cannot wait.

**Spoiler For Sabbath Bloody Sabbath Regarding World Title Match**

Last night at the end of the show you saw DRH and the rest of the Trinity beat down Homicide and Low Ki with DRH giving DRH a vicious Burning Hammer through the table set up inside the ring. After the show, cameras caught up with Homicide and Low Ki backstage where Low Ki was talking on his cell phone while Homicide was being checked out by the EMT’s. This is what was said from the two;

(Low Ki On Cell Phone) “Yeah, it was bad tonight… No matter, Sunday night is gonna be a Rottweilers celebration… You’re gonna be there for it right? …… Right…Yeah I’ll tell em… Aight…”

(Homicide To Low Ki) “So what’s the deal?”

(Low Ki To Homicide) “It’s on”

(Homicide To Low Ki) “Straight… They ain’t gonna know what fucking hit em…”

It is unknown as to who Low Ki was talking to, but the gist of it is clear, that someone is going to be at the Pay Per View on behalf of the Rottweilers.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!!

Genocide Card For May 19th

Non Title

Jade Diamond vs. “The Franchise” Ares

Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. “Wild Child” Antonio Mason

Winner Receives Superfight Title Shot

“The Caesar Of Wrestling” Dustin Iler vs. Bryan Danielson

Amazing Red vs. Teddy Hart

Jay Lethal vs. Jack Evans

Tag Team

The Hardy Boyz vs. Michael Shane/Frankie Kazarian

4 Way Tables Only Match

Hardcore Jones vs. Jonas Testament vs. D-Von Dudley vs. Mad Man Melina

PWK Presents: Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

Live May 21st at the PWK Arena

20 Man Battle Royal, Winner Gets Title Shot At Any Title

Amazing Red, Michael Shane, Frankie Kazarian, Austin Aries, Ace Steel, B-Boy (Returning), Jay Man, Isaac Comelightly, “Pitbull” Pete Hardy, BJ Whitmer, Jay Briscoe, Mark Briscoe, Jade Diamond, Kevin Steen, Sexxxy Eddy, Raven, Xavier, Will Storm, Super Dragon, Hardcore Jones

Best Of 7 Series, Match 3

Drayton King vs. Bryan Danielson

Television Title

AJ Styles © vs. Dan Pandora

Superfight Title Match

Tyrant © vs. Spike Dudley

4 Way

Low Ki vs. CM Punk vs. Samoa Joe vs. Dustin Iler

World Title Match

Homicide vs. Daniel Reed Helton ©

[HardcoreJay]

Friday, May 19th 2006

GENOCIDE RECAP

Amazing Red vs. Teddy Hart

Red and Hart trade off and counter each others moves and Red takes Hart down with a dropkick. Back up again and Hart nails an arm drag on Red. Both back up and go for a pair of dropkicks and we’re at a standoff but Hart runs and Red trips him up and covers for a 2 count. Red picks him up again and chops him and now to the ropes and comes back and Hart blocks a clothesline and wraps Red up and hits a back suplex/bulldog combination. Hart with the cover 1…2, kick out. Hart picks Red up and shoots him to the corner, Hart runs up but Red kicks him in the face and now headscissors him to the outside. Red back to his feet and runs up, big somersault flip over the top rope to Teddy on the outside. Fans start chanting PWK through the building as Red brings Hart back in the ring. Red kicks Hart a few times and now shoots him to the ropes, big spinning heel kick from Red takes him down and Red hits the Red Star Press, 1…2, Hart kicks out. Hart starts coming back and nails a few right hands on Red and tosses him to the ropes and hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on Red. Hart locks in the sharpshooter and Red goes and makes it to the ropes. Hart with a stalling suplex on Red and now hits a springboard leg drop on the back of Red’s head and rolls him over, 1…2, kick out. Hart picks Red up and tosses him to the ropes and Red gets nailed with a lariat. Hart picks Red up and Red starts fighting back again and hits the Code Red 1…2… Hart kicks out at the last second. Red shoots Hart to the corner and now Red chops and kicks away at him and lifts him up top. Red climbs up but Hart manages to knock him off and hits the Hart Attack, 1…2…3.

Winner: Teddy Hart via Hart Attack in 9:28

Rating: 71%

The H8 Club came out and cut a promo talking about the debut of their newest member into the H8 Club and talked about how it was the right time to start recruiting people who share their same emotions towards the wrestling business today, and how they’re only in it to beat the hell out of people and take titles.

Mike Quackenbush ended up coming out and started telling them both that wrestling isn’t about just beating people and taking titles, that wrestling is about pride and the love of the sport and said that if there was a group of people that didn’t respect the sport of wrestling and all that he (Quackenbush) and everyone else has put into the sport, then he would have no choice but to fight for the sport he loves.

Pain and Nick Gage then said if he wanted a fight, then he’d get a fight, and from the back came the “Technical Wizard” Joey Ryan who nailed Quack in the back with a chair and started beating Quack on the ground and Pain and Gage joined in and welcomed him into the H8 Club.

Rating: 65%

Jack Evans vs. Jay Lethal

Evans and Lethal lock up and Lethal takes Evans down with an arm drag. Both back up and Lethal tosses him to the ropes. Evans comes back and blocks a kick from Lethal and whips him around and nails an enziguri. Evans stomps away on Lethal and now picks him up and forearms him to the ropes. Evans tosses Lethal to the far side and kicks him on the return and hits a backflip kick to the face, cover, 1…2, kick out. Evans picks Lethal up and tosses him to the ropes again and Lethal ducks a clothesline and superkicks Evans and covers, 1…2, kick out. Lethal locks in a armbar but Evans is fighting it and Lethal breaks the hold and kicks Evans in the back. Lethal picks him up and hits a snap suplex and holds on and brings him back up and hits a stalling brainbuster, 1…2… kick out. Lethal picks Evans back up and slams him down and now climbs up the turnbuckle and hits a diving headbutt, 1…2, kick out. Lethal picks Evans back up but Evans starts fighting back and nails a hip toss on Lethal and now hits the ropes and Lethal picks Evans up but Evans counters with a dropkick. Evans gets back to his feet and hits the Ode To Blitzkrieg, 1…2, kick out. Evans stomps away on Lethal and now drags him to the center of the ring and now climbs to the outside and hits a springboard 450 1…2… kick out. Evans nails Lethal with a lariat and hits a snap leg drop. Evans with Lethal now shoots him to the corner and runs up but Lethal nails an elbow to the face of Evans and now comes off and hits a bulldog on Evans. Lethal gets back up and now goes for the Dragon Suplex but Evans counters and goes behind his back and rolls him up 1…2, kick out. Evans and Lethal back up and Lethal hits a big screaming lariat and the pin, 1…2, kick out. Lethal picks Evans back up to his feet and tosses him in the corner. Lethal picks Evans up and climbs up top with him but Evans fights him off and tosses him off the turnbuckle, Evans with the 630 misses and now Lethal grabs him and hits the Dragon Suplex, 1…2…3.

Winner: Jay Lethal via Dragon Suplex in 11:05

Rating: 90%

“The DRAW” Jade Diamond vs. “The Franchise” Ares

Diamond and Ares lock up and exchange a few arm drags and hip tosses. Both back up and Diamond takes down Ares by the leg and hits the ropes, leaps over Ares, comes back and Ares hits a kick but Diamond grabs it and spins him around and goes for a clothesline but Ares ducks it and nails a leaping sidekick to the head of Diamond, 1…2… kick out. Ares pounds away on Diamond and now tosses him to the ropes and hits a drop toe hold and locks in a reverse indian deathlock on Diamond. Diamond is in pain but Diamond manages to break the hold. Ares picks Diamond up and wraps him up behind but Diamond elbows out of it and hits a step up enziguri on Ares. Diamond picks Ares up again and takes him back down with a headlock takeover and now locks him in a reverse chinlock but now Diamond grabs Ares by the head and flips over him and nails a modified neckbreaker. Diamond covers 1…2, kick out. Diamond picks Ares up and Ares fights back with forearms and nails Diamond with a European uppercut and backs him in the corner. Ares starts the 10 punch on Diamond and now nails a monkey flip but Diamond lands on his feet. Ares turns around, Diamond with the Dream Kick (Hopping Superkick) but Ares ducks it and nails a uranage backbreaker on Diamond, 1…2… kick out. Ares climbs up the turnbuckle, comes off with a Picture Perfect Frog Splash and the cover, 1….2…. Diamond kicks out at the last second. Ares picks Diamond up and Diamond comes back with a few forearms and now picks him up in a suplex and nails the Diamond Dream (Orange Crush Bomb) on Ares, 1…2… kick out. The fans are rallying behind Ares now and Diamond picks him up and sets him up for the Less Than Zero (Tigerdriver) but Ares counters and back body drops him. Diamond back up, Ares hits the Hate Kick (Superkick) on Diamond, 1…2… kick out. Ares grabs Diamond and goes for a figure 4 but Diamond brings him down in a roll up 1…2, kick out. Ares gets back to his feet but Diamond grabs him and quickly hits Less Than Zero (Tigerdriver) 1…2…3.

Winner: Jade Diamond via Less Than Zero in 11:32

Rating: 94%

“Wild Child” Antonio Mason vs. Gabriel Octavo Marquez

Mason and Marquez like Jade and Ares go back and forth for about a minute trading off with hip tosses, dropkicks and arm drags. Marquez is able to gain some offense and nails a headscissors on Mason. Marquez shoots Mason to the ropes and Mason comes back into a drop toe hold from Marquez. Marquez wraps Mason up and now locks on a Mexican surfboard. Marquez lets go of the hold and now stomps away on Mason. Marquez picks Mason up and nails a suplex and covers 1… not even a 2 count. Mason locks on a wrist lock but now picks Mason back up and tosses him to the ropes. Mason comes back and the two hit each other in the shoulder. Mason runs back to the ropes and ducks a clothesline, goes for a back suplex but Marquez lands on his feet and dropkicks Mason into the ropes. Mason lays on the second rope and now Marquez with a slingshot leg drop on the back of Mason’s head. Mason laying on his back now and now Marquez hits a slingshot senton and covers 1…2, kick out. Mason starts fighting back and nails Marquez with a high angle dropkick. Mason with Marquez now nails a belly to belly suplex and picks him back up to his feet still holding on, and nails a backbreaker, 1…2, Marquez kicks out. Mason picks him up again and shoots him to the corner. Mason runs up for a clothesline but Marquez goes to kick him in the face but Mason grabs him and brings him out into a sitout powerbomb, 1…2, kick out. Marquez gets tossed to the outside and now Mason climbs up top and hits a flying body press to the outside onto Marquez. Mason picks Marquez up and tosses him back in the ring. Mason climbs up the turnbuckle now and comes off with a dive and nails an arm drag on Marquez. Marquez gets back to his feet and runs at Mason with a lariat but Mason blocks him and lifts him up for the Death Valley Driver but Marquez rolls him into a pinning attempt, 1…2, Mason kicks out. Mason starts getting to his feet, Marquez hits the shining wizard and the cover, 1…2… Mason kicks out at the last second. Marquez kicks Mason a few times and now picks him back to his feet and grabs him by the head and nails a tornado DDT. Mason is down and now Marquez climbs the turnbuckle and comes off with a senton and covers, 1…2, Mason kicks out. Marquez calls for the end of the match and now picks him up and sets him up for Devine Intervention (Suplex Ace Crusher) but Mason counters and nails him with a tiger suplex, 1…2, Marquez kicks out but now Mason quickly picks him up and nails the Death Valley Driver, 1…2…3.

Winner: Antonio Mason via DVD in 11:23

Rating: 90%

Michael Shane/Kazarian vs. Hardy Boyz

Jeff and Kazarian start things out and Jeff takes Kazarian down with a few offensive maneuvers and now picks him up and hits a modified sit out jawbreaker. Jeff shoots Kazarian to the ropes and now runs up for a clothesline but Kazarian elbows him and now runs at him with a lariat but Jeff takes him down with a Japanese arm drag. Jeff nails Kazarian with a few right hands and now shoots him to the ropes. Kazarian comes back to a ducking Jeff and kicks him in the face and now nails a scoop slam and nails a standing moonsault and covers, 1…2, Jeff kicks out. Kazarian tags out to Shane. They start working over Jeff Hardy and now the two nail a double suplex and Shane covers, 1…2, Jeff kicks out. Shane picks up Hardy and now kicks him a few times and shoots him to the ropes. Jeff comes back and blocks a punch attempt from Shane and Jeff works him over and tosses him to the corner. Jeff runs up and Shane nails him with an elbow and now whips him to the ropes. Jeff comes back and Shane nails a drop toe hold and follows up with an elbow to the back of the head. Shane latches in a headlock on the mat but now Jeff is getting back to his feet and manages to hit Shane with a back suplex. Jeff crawls over to his corner and makes the tag to Matt. Matt comes in and takes out Shane and Kazarian. Shane gets to his feet and Matt nails him with a dropkick. Kazarian gets up and forearms Matt in the back and now tosses him to the corner. Kazarian runs up and Matt nails him with a kick and puts him in the corner and ducks down, Jeff runs up and they hit Poetry In Motion. Matt grabs Shane and quickly nails the Side Effect, 1…2… kick out by Shane. Matt works him over and now locks in a butterfly submission. Matt holds the move in tighter and Kazarian kicks Matt in the back and breaks the hold. Shane makes the tag to Kazarian and Kazarian runs in and nails Matt with a leaping clothesline and takes him down. Kazarian picks him up and shoots him to the ropes. Matt comes back and Kazarian nails him with a kick to the stomach and nails a DDT and the cover, 1…2, kick out. Kazarian picks him up and tosses him back in the corner and distracts the referee and Shane starts choking him in the corner. Kazarian goes and starts stomping away on Matt and now brings him to the center of the ring and hits a slam and now runs to the ropes and nails a flipping senton on him for the cover, 1…2, Jeff breaks the count. Kazarian locks on a short arm scissors and Matt tries to make it to the ropes but Kazarian holds on. Kazarian finally breaks the hold and tags out to Shane. Shane comes in and hammers Matt and now picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. Matt comes back to a ducking Shane and wraps him up for the Twist Of Fate but Shane tosses him off into the ropes. Matt comes back into Sweet Shane Music from Shane and Shane covers, 1…2, Jeff breaks the count again. Kazarian comes in and starts brawling with Jeff and they end up on the outside. Shane places Matt down and now climbs up top and goes for the big elbow but Hardy moves. Kazarian tries to set Jeff up for a move on the guardrail but Jeff counters it and slams Kazarian in the guardrail head first. Now Matt has Shane hooked up, nails the Twist Of Fate, and Jeff Hardy quickly on the turnbuckle nails the Swanton Bomb, 1…2…3.

Winners: The Hardy Boyz via Swanton Bomb in 12:42

Rating: 84%

Backstage, the Backseat Boyz and the Dudley Boyz were having an argument and were about to brawl when Callis stepped in between them and announced they’d have a Cage Match at the Pay Per View for the titles. The two continued to argue and eventually they went their separate ways.

Rating: 87%

Dustin Iler vs. Bryan Danielson

Match starts out with Danielson taking Iler down a few times with arm drags and headlock takedowns. Danielson continues to keep Iler on the mat and now picks him up and hits a double underhook suplex and locks on a wristlock. Iler manages to get out of the wristlock and the two are on their feet and lock up again and Iler kicks Danielson in the gut and nails a suplex and goes for a pin, 1… not even a two count but now Iler locks Danielson in an armbar and keeps him on the mat. Danielson is able to get back to his feet and now rolls on the mat and back to his feet and locks Iler in a headlock. Iler tries to fight out and now punches Danielson a few times and shoots him to the ropes, Danielson comes back and hits a shoulder block and takes Iler to the mat. Danielson leaps over Iler and heads the other way, Danielson comes back and stops in his tracks as Iler jumps, Iler lands and Dragon nails him with a forearm, and another, and another and now Danielson shoots Iler to the ropes, Iler comes back and Dragon nails a belly to belly suplex and covers, 1…2, kick out. Danielson keeps Iler on the mat and locks in a standing ankle lock but Iler starts hitting Danielson with his free foot. Danielson moves away from Iler and now jumps on top of Iler and locks a headlock Danielson wrenches up on his neck and now Iler grabs onto the ropes. Danielson stomps away on Iler and now lifts him up and Iler starts chopping away at him and tosses him to the ropes. Danielson comes back and Iler attempts a hip toss but Danielson turns around and nails an arm drag and Iler rolls outside. Danielson gets to the outside and Iler kicks him in the gut and rams him in the guardrail. Iler puts Danielson back in the ring. Iler climbs back inside and kicks Danielson hard in the back and now picks him back up and forearms him a few times and shoots him to the corner. Iler starts kicking Danielson and now picks him up and perches him up top and slaps him in the face. Iler climbs up top with Danielson and now picks him up and hits a superplex, 1…2, kick out. Iler elbows Danielson and covers again, 1…2, kick out. Iler picks Danielson up and shoots him to the ropes, Dragon comes back and ducks under a clothesline and wraps him up from behind and hits the german suplex, 1…2, Iler kicks out. Danielson gets back up and goes for the Cattle Mutilation but Iler quickly escapes and grabs the ropes. Iler starts getting back up but Danielson quickly gets on him and nails a few forearms and shoots him to the other side but Iler reverses and sends Dragon. Dragon comes back and Iler kicks him in the gut and picks him up and nails a brainbuster, 1…2… Dragon kicks out. Iler now puts Dragon on his back and attempts to go for the Caesarian Section (Chickenwing/Camel Clutch) but Dragon maneuvers away from it, and he goes for the Cattle Mutilation and he’s got it locked in but now Drayton King rushes to the ring and starts shouting at the referee and now Danielson breaks the hold and goes after King but King leaps off the apron and they both talk smack to each other. Danielson offers him to get in the ring and King hops on the apron again and now the referee is distracted and Iler kicks Dragon low in the groin and nails the Ojai Valley Driver (DVD) and covers, 1…2…3.

Winner: Dustin Iler via Ojai Valley Driver in 11:57

Rating: 91%

Backstage the Church Of The Macabre were standing around going over a few things for the Pay Per View. Raven told Tyrant to kill Spike Dudley and retain the Superfight Title. He then told Dan Pandora to bring home the Television Title and to destroy AJ Styles as well. He then turned to the camera and made it clear that he would win the battle royal, and when he does, he will be sure to take on whoever the World Champion is, and finally bring the World Title home where it rightfully belongs, quote the Raven, nevermore.

Rating: 95%

Further backstage, Homicide was walking around when Hardcore Jay walked up to him holding his barbed wire chair and smoking a cigarette. Jay explained to Homicide that he liked what he’s done in wrestling, but he doesn’t like the fact that he’s going after Daniel Reed Helton for the World Title, and that he might have to see to it that he doesn’t walk out Sunday with the belt. Homicide said that if he wanted to try something then to go ahead. Jay just smirked and said “thanks for the idea” and left.

Rating: 88%

Main Event, Table Elimination: D-Von Dudley vs. Madman Melina vs. Jonas Testament vs. Hardcore Jones

D-Von starts nailing Testament and Melina starts beating down Jones. D-Von forearms Testament and sends him in the corner and starts stomping away at him. Melina takes Jones outside and now climbs out after him. Jones batters Melina with a big forearm and now sends him hard in the guardrail. D-Von drops down and grabs Testament and pulls his legs out behind him and Testament falls and now D-Von pulls him back into the turnbuckle. D-Von goes under the ring and pulls a table out and sets it up and now goes back under the ring and grabs another table and slides it inside the ring. Jones grabs a chair and now nails Melina over the back and then dropkicks the chair into his head. Jones slides back inside the ring and runs up and nails D-Von with a flying clothesline. Jones picks D-Von back up and nails a powerslam on D-Von. Jones now with the table sets it up against the corner. Jones turns around and Testament runs up and nails him with a big boot to the face. Testament picks Jones back up and sets him up for a powerbomb but Jones counters out of it and brings Testament down in a face plant. Melina slides back in the ring with a chair and nails Jones over the head with it. Melina is bleeding a bit from the chairshot from Jones. Melina now sets the table up and D-Von chop blocks him. D-Von now puts Melina on the table and now climbs up top and goes for a headbutt but Melina moves and D-Von crashes through the table. Testament is outside and he sets up a table and now slides a table back in the ring and Melina starts setting it up. Jones is back up and runs at Melina and Melina scoops Jones up and nails a hopping tombstone piledriver. D-Von is back up and Melina grabs him and nails the Ultraviolent Hate Deathstrike (Chokebreaker) and now he puts him on the table. Melina climbs up the turnbuckle, and jumps off with a splash and puts D-Von through the table to eliminate him. Jones is working on Testament on the outside and Testament grabs Jones and tosses him head first into the guardrail and now kicks Jones’ head again against the guardrail. Testament starts getting back in the ring but Melina grabs him and tosses him inside. Testament is in the ring and Melina grabs him and picks him up and nails a powerslam. Melina gets back up and stomps away on Testament and now climbs outside the ring and grabs a table under the ring and sets it up near another table. Melina now starts getting back on the apron but Jones holds his legs and tries to powerbomb him off the apron but Melina holds onto the ropes but now Testament runs up and boots Melina in the face and Melina falls back and Jones powerbombs him through the tables to eliminate him. Testament gets out of the ring quickly and starts hammering Jones and now brings him over to the other table and pounds him head first on the table. Testament now puts Jones on the table and climbs up on the apron but Jones is back up and starts hitting Testament with forearms. Jones kicks Testament in the gut and now sets him up for the Hangman’s DDT but Testament reverses and back body drops Jones off the apron through the table to eliminate him.

Winner: Jonas Testament in 14:32

Rating: 79%

(Fade To Black)

Overall Show Rating: 84%

[HardcoreJay]

Saturday, May 20th 2006

We got a 1.82 rating for Genocide. The attendance level was 6,637 people. We made $199,110 from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

Cage Match At Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

The Backseat Boyz who came off a cheap win at Genocide against the Dudley Boyz have their work cut out for them this Sunday night at Sabbath Bloody Sabbath as they take on the Dudley Boyz in a rematch from Genocide, only this time it’ll be inside a Steel Cage. The Backseat Boyz have been riding high as Tag Team Champions, and have walked out of every title match still Champions, last night they walked out with a cheap win when Acid tossed Bubba a steel chair and acted as if he hit him to score the win, Don Callis made it clear after the match, that it would be the Dudley’s taking on the Backseat Boyz for the titles at Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, and it would be inside a cage where there would have to be a winner, and there would be no way the Backseat Boyz could cheat their way to victory.

PWK STRIKES PAY PER VIEW DEAL!!!!!

After a long year of waiting and putting on shows, Pro Wrestling KING is proud to announce that the next Pay Per View, Politically Incorrect which will make it the One Year Anniversary show for PWK, will be live on DirectTV and Comcast Pay Per View for all fans and Pay Per Viewers. Jason B. and Mr. Martin are anxiously awaiting the One Year Anniversary to come around, we caught up with Jason B. and he gave a short interview on the deal. This is what he had to say;

It’s been a hell of a year for us, me and Mr. Martin have been working hard at this and we can’t believe it’s gotten us this far. We’ve had to release a lot of top talent those being Tajiri, America’s Most Wanted, Shelton Benjamin, Charlie Haas, Billy Kidman and others, we didn’t want to let them go but then again they also were working for other promotions and with us being the minor leagues at the time we granted them their wishes of being let go, we’re still on good terms with everyone that’s come through our doors. Will they come back, maybe, for right now we’re just focusing on the future. PWK’s one year is coming up and we plan to make it a big celebration and lots of big matches. Now that we’re coming to Pay Per View this is going to give us a lot more to hope and look forward to and a lot of the guys are just as excited as we are.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!!

PWK Presents: Sabbath Bloody Sabbath

Live May 21st at the PWK Arena

20 Man Battle Royal, Winner Gets Title Shot At Any Title

Amazing Red, Michael Shane, Frankie Kazarian, Austin Aries, Ace Steel, B-Boy (Returning), Jay Man, Isaac Comelightly, “Pitbull” Pete Hardy, BJ Whitmer, Jay Briscoe, Mark Briscoe, Jade Diamond, Kevin Steen, Sexxxy Eddy, Raven, Xavier, Will Storm, Super Dragon, Hardcore Jones

Best Of 7 Series, Match 3

Drayton King vs. Bryan Danielson

Television Title

AJ Styles © vs. Dan Pandora

Superfight Title Match

Tyrant © vs. Spike Dudley

4 Way

Low Ki vs. CM Punk vs. Samoa Joe vs. Dustin Iler

World Title Match

Homicide vs. Daniel Reed Helton ©

Breakout Card For May 23rd

Superfight Title Match

Tyrant (if still champ) vs. Dustin Iler

Petey Williams vs. Sonjay Dutt

Joey Ryan vs. Mike Quackenbush

Tag Team

Chris Sabin/Paul London vs. Hart Foundation 2K6

**Card Subject To Change**

[HardcoreJay]

Sunday, May 21st 2006

(A video is played showing prior matches and interviews leading up to tonight’s Main Event between Homicide and DRH playing to the music of “Paranoid” by Black Sabbath)

Rating: 85%

(Show opens up with Mike Rether and Clint White doing commentary while the fans cheer PWK through the arena)

MR: HELLO AND WELCOME FANS TO SABBATH BLOODY SABBATH!!!!! I’m Mike Rether and alongside me is Clint White, it’s been a long month of waiting, but we’re finally here tonight, we’ve all come together to witness probably the biggest Main Event’s of the year, DRH the World Heavyweight Champion defends his title against the “Notorious 187” HOMICIDE!!!!!

CW: Damn right Rether, Homicide won the Lord Of The Rings Tournament, he earned his shot at Helton tonight, and for the past month, these two have been talking the trash, they’ve been beating each other up left and right leading up to this point, tonight is the night where one of these men, **COUGHDRHCOUGH** will be walking out with the World Title, while the other stares up at the lights in the PWK Arena, knowing he’s failed.

MR: And getting off tonight real quick I wanna let everybody know that NEXT MONTH, Pro Wrestling KING will be on PAY-PER-VIEW!!!!!

CW: Finally after a long awaited year, we’ve finally sealed the deal with Comcast and DirectTV, we’re gonna be live EVERY MONTH on Pay Per View, which means that people from all over can finally witness the greatest thing since prostitutes, that is Pro Wrestling KING.

MR: We’ve got a lot of good matches, of course we mentioned the Main Event, Homicide versus the World Champ Daniel Reed Helton, we’ve also got the 20 Man Battle Royal where some of our top stars will be in that ring fighting for the chance to have a guaranteed title shot at ANY ONE of our champions, that means if ya win it, any title you want, you can have a shot at. Jay Man could go after the World Title, Raven can go after the World Title, or the Juniorweight, the Superfight, so on and so fourth.

CW: And ya got that big Tag Team Title match tonight, the Dudley’s and the Backseat Boyz inside that cage hanging above the ring.

MR: Personally Clint, I think the Backseat Boyz are about an hour or so away from the end of their careers, the Dudley Boyz want revenge, and they’re gonna get the chance tonight to take that revenge, and they get to do it with 18 feet and pure solid steel and pain. Also we’ve got AJ Styles taking on Dan Pandora, defending the Television Title.

CW: This match was made a couple days ago after Pandora attacked AJ Styles after his big win over Christopher Daniels, that’s sure to be a hell of a match.

MR: And just as an added bonus, Dustin Iler, Samoa Joe, Low Ki and CM Punk will go at it in a 4 way, but, probably a GREAT match that we’ll be seeing tonight as well, Bryan Danielson, “American Dragon” and Drayton King continue their best of 7 series tonight with match number 3.

CW: Dragon is already 2 up on King, Drayton really needs to make a comeback.

MR: All this and more, but right now, we kick things off with some Superfight Title action as Tyrant takes on little Spike Dudley, let’s go to the ring.

~I’M ON THE HIGH-WAY-TO HELL!!!!!! ON THE HIGH-WAY-TO HELL!!!!!!~

(“Highway To Hell” by AC/DC starts up and the fans cheer as Spike Dudley makes his way down the aisle carrying two chairs with him. Spike focuses more on the ring than he does the crowd and tosses the chairs inside the ring and now waves to the people. Spike climbs inside and gets ready as the music fades)

~I love it, LOUD!!!!! I WANNA HEAR IT LOUD, RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!!!!!!~

(“I Love It Loud” by KISS starts up and the fans boo as Tyrant makes his way down the aisle carrying the Superfight Title around his shoulder. Tyrant climbs inside the ring and holds the title up as the music fades)

Superfight Title Match: Spike Dudley vs. Tyrant ©

Rules For Superfight Title Matches

1. Can Only Win By Tap Out

2. Tables And Chairs Are Legal, Nothing Else

3. 30 Minute Time Limit

4. If 30 Minutes Expire, 5 Minute Sudden Death is Awarded

Spike and Tyrant walk to the center of the ring and Spike stares up at Tyrant as Tyrant looks down on him and starts laughing. Spike starts talking smack and now steps on the foot of Tyrant and starts punching away at his stomach. Tyrant backs into the turnbuckle and Spike is starting to chop, punch, kick AND BITE AWAY AT HIM!!!!! Spike climbs on the turnbuckle and leaps up on Tyrants shoulders, AND LEAPS IN THE AIR AND DROPKICKS TYRANT IN THE FACE!!!!!

MR: SPIKE NOT SHOWING ANY MERCY!!!!

Spike goes over and grabs a chair he brought to the ring, AND TOSSES IT INTO THE FACE OF TYRANT!!!!! Tyrant drops to a knee and now Spike runs up, AND DROPKICKS THE CHAIR WRAPPED AROUND TYRANTS NECK!!!!! Tyrant is down and now Spike gets to his feet and pounds his chest like the Ultimate Warrior and now locks Tyrant in a sleeper hold. Tyrant is still moving and now he’s getting to his feet and Spike is still holding the sleeper on him and now Tyrant backs into the corner crushing Spike. Tyrant now starts elbowing Spike in the head and kneeing him in the gut. Tyrant now grabs one of the chairs and sets it up in the center of the ring. Tyrant now goes and grabs Spike and takes him to the chair and sets him down. Tyrant runs to the ropes, and comes back, BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF SPIKE AND SPIKE TOPPLES OVER!!!!!!

MR: BIG BOOT TO THE FACE FROM TYRANT!!!!!

Tyrant showboats a little bit and now picks Spike up and tosses him over the top to the outside. Tyrant climbs out and now goes under the ring and grabs a table and slides it inside the ring. Tyrant turns and Spike with another chair TOSSES IT INTO THE HEAD OF TYRANT!!!!! Spike climbs inside the ring and sets the table up and now Tyrant starts climbing inside the ring as well and Spike quickly runs up AND KICKS HIM LOW!!!!! Tyrant is toppled over and now Spike wraps him up, ACID DROP THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

MR: ACID DROP THROUGH THE TABLE, SPIKE NEEDS TO PUT A SUBMISSION ON HIM QUICKLY!!!!!

Spike grabs the legs of Tyrant and now locks in a Boston Crab but Tyrant is still fresh and he kicks Spike off. Spike gets back to his feet and starts stomping away on Tyrant and now climbs up the turnbuckle. Spike to the top, AND TYRANT TOSSES A CHAIR IN HIS FACE!!!!! Tyrant sets the two chairs up and now he grabs Spike, AND TOSSES HIM ON TOP OF THEM AND SPIKE CRASHES THROUGH THEM BOTH!!!!! Tyrant now goes up, AND LOCKS IN A DRAGON SLEEPER, AND SPIKE TAPS!!!!!

Winner And Still Superfight Champion: Tyrant via Dragon Sleeper in 9:52

Rating: 77%

CW: Well that was short and pointless.

MR: At least Spike gave it his all.

CW: His all? You call a couple of dropkicks, a sleeper, and an Acid Drop his all?

MR: Tyrant’s bigger than him… If Spike were able to pull a powerbomb out of his ass on Tyrant I’d be impressed sure.

CW: But he didn’t, so he sucks.

MR: Well folks, as you can see that cage is being lowered down, and I think the Backseat Boyz are saying their prayers in the back, let’s go to the ring. And remember, you can only win the belts by pinfall or escaping the cage.

~GET UP, GET UP, DROP THE BOMBSHELL!!!!!~

(“Bombshell” by PM5K starts up and the fans cheer as the Dudley Boyz make their way down the aisle. They climb inside the ring and get ready as the music fades into “The Chase” by Giorgio Moroder and the fans boo as the Backseat Boyz make their way down the aisle holding the Tag Team Titles around their shoulders. The Backseat’s get halfway down to the ring but the Dudley’s climb outside the cage and start attacking the both of them)

Cage Match, Tag Team Titles: Dudley Boyz vs. Backseat Boyz ©

Bubba and D-Von start brawling away with the Backseat Boyz and now Bubba grabs Kashmere and tosses him HARD into the cage. Bubba punches away at Acid and now tosses him into the guardrail. Bubba quickly grabs a chair from a fan, AND NAILS ACID OVER THE BACK WITH IT!!!!! Bubba yells to D-Von and now D-Von takes Kashmere and tosses him at Bubba, WHO SWINGS THE CHAIR AND CLOCKS KASHMERE IN THE FACE!!!!! Bubba and D-Von pick Kashmere up and toss him inside the cage and they both climb inside and lock the door. Bubba and D-Von start stomping away on Kashmere and now they pick him up and toss him hard into the cage. Bubba now starts smashing Kashmere’s face against the cage and Kashmere is busted open. Trent Acid now trying to get inside the door but the door is locked shut. Acid now starts climbing up the cage and now Acid is at the top but now D-Von climbs up and starts punching away at him. Acid and D-Von trade blows and now D-Von blocks a punch from Acid and now he wraps him up, SUPERPLEX OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

CW: SOMEBODY CALL A DOCTOR, ACID AND D-VON HAVE TO BE DEAD!!!!!

MR: That had to have been the sickest superplex I’ve ever seen.

Bubba Ray checks on D-Von and now goes over and makes the cover, on Acid, 1…2… KASHMERE MAKES THE SAVE!!!!! Kashmere starts stomping away on Bubba Ray and now picks him up and nails a russian leg sweep. Kashmere now starts climbing up the cage, AND NOW HE TURNS AROUND AND JUMPS OFF WITH A SPLASH ON TOP OF BUBBA RAY!!!!! Kashmere with the cover, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!! Acid and D-Von start to move and D-Von is the first to get to his feet and nails Kashmere in the back with a forearm. D-Von shoots Kashmere to the ropes, Kashmere bounces off and comes back to a ducking D-Von and kicks him in the face, AND ACID NAILS A YAKUZA KICK TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!!! D-Von goes down and Kashmere covers, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!!! The Backseat Boyz start stomping away on D-Von and now Bubba is back up but the Backseat Boyz clothesline him into the cage. Acid now grabs Bubba and turns him around and Kashmere dropkicks Bubba into the cage and Acid starts raking his head across the cage. Acid and Kashmere now send Bubba to the ropes, Bubba comes back and takes the two down. Bubba now runs to the ropes, leaps over both of them, comes back and ducks under the leaping Backseat Boyz, Bubba bounces off again, double kick by the Backseat Boyz and DOUBLE SUPLEX!!!!! Kashmere covers, 1…2, D-Von breaks the count. Acid forearms D-Von and now tosses him to the corner. Acid runs up, elbow from D-Von and now D-Von climbs up top, COMES OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE BUT TRENT ACID DROPS HIM IN AN ACE CRUSHER!!!!! Acid with the cover, 1…2… D-VON kicks out. Kashmere keeps on Bubba Ray and now Kashmere shoots him to the ropes but Bubba reverses and CLOTHESLINES KASHMERE OUT OF HIS BOOTS!!!!! Bubba with the cover, 1…2… Acid breaks the count. Acid stomps away on Bubba and now Acid starts to climb up the cage but Bubba is up again and starts to go after Acid. Acid is halfway to the top but now Bubba starts to climb up and he grabs the leg of Acid and now starts to climb up top. Acid tries to elbow Bubba BUT BUBBA GRABS HIM AND NAILS THE BUBBA BOMB OFF THE CAGE!!!!!!!

~PWK!!!!! PWK!!!!! PWK!!!!!~

MR: A BUBBA BOMB OFF THE CAGE, YOU’VE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!!!!!

D-Von quickly covers and now Kashmere dropkicks Bubba and covers, double pin, 1…2… DOUBLE KICK OUT!!!!! D-Von and Kashmere back up and start throwing hands with each other and now D-Von blocks a right hand from Kashmere and turns him around, GOES FOR THE LIFTING REVERSE DDT BUT KASHMERE FLIPS BEHIND HIM AND HITS A SCHOOL BOY, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!!! Kashmere gets back to his feet and now shoots D-Von to the corner. Kashmere runs after D-Von AND HITS A CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Kashmere now with a bulldog and a cover, 1…2, kick out. Acid back to his feet and him and Kashmere toss D-Von into the cage and now turn around and duck a double clothesline from Bubba Ray. Bubba turns around and THEY HIT THE COMIC ATOMIC ON BUBBA RAY!!!!! Acid covers, 1…2, D-Von breaks it up and starts whaling away on Kashmere and Acid. D-Von tosses Kashmere into the cage and now ACID WITH A YAKUZA KICK BUT IT MISSES AND D-VON WRAPS HIM UP, LIFTING REVERSE DDT, 1…2…3 KASHMERE BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!!

MR: ALMOST HAD NEW CHAMPIONS!!!!!

CW: But Kashmere saved the day. Good thinking.

Bubba and D-Von both hammer away on the Backseat Boyz and now D-Von and Bubba pick up the Backseat Boyz and Bubba hits a slam on Acid, AND D-VON SLAMS KASHMERE ON TOP!!!!! Bubba now grabs the legs of the Backseat Boyz, AND D-VON IS CLIMBING UP THE CAGE!!!!! D-VON IS UP TOP!!!!!

~WAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!!!!!~

WAZZUP HEADBUTT OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

MR: EAT YOUR HEART OUT JIMMY SNUKA!!!!!

D-Von is squirming around in pain but the Backseat Boyz are acting as if they’ve been castrated. Bubba grabs Kashmere and covers, 1…2… KASHMERE GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!! Bubba gets back up and starts climbing up the cage and now D-Von picks up Acid but Acid starts forearming him and now the Backseat Boyz grab him and nail a double DDT. Bubba now at the top of the cage and now Acid runs up and climbs the cage and grabs the foot of Bubba and tries to bring him back down to the ring but Bubba holds on but now Kashmere climbs up the cage and helps Acid bring Bubba back inside. Bubba now is back over the top of the cage and the Backseat Boyz grab him, BACKSEAT DRIVER OFF THE CAGE!!!!! BACKSEAT DRIVER OFF THE CAGE!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

MR: BACKSEAT DRIVER OFF THE CAGE AND BY GOD BUBBA RAY’S NECK MUST BE BROKEN IN TWO!!!!!

CW: Hey Rether check out Trent Acid, he’s holding his ankle and he’s trying to take his boot off.

MR: He might have twisted his ankle off that Backseat Driver, he looks hurt but now D-Von is going to work on Kashmere as he breaks up a pin attempt.

D-Von continues to work on Kashmere as Bubba Ray is out cold. Trent Acid takes off his boot and now D-Von rakes the head of Kashmere into the steel cage. Trent Acid now back up holding his boot, the referee checks out Kashmere, AND TRENT ACID TAKES HIS BOOT AND NAILS D-VON OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!! Trent Acid with the cover and the ref counts, 1…2…3!!!!!

Winners And Still Tag Team Champions: The Backseat Boyz via Pinfall in 15:36

Rating: 89%

MR: And AGAIN the Backseat Boyz used their cheap tactics to score a win here tonight and the Dudley’s aren’t gonna be happy.

CW: Well whenever they wake up, Acid and Kashmere will be long gone, STILL HOLDING THE TITLES!!!!!

(The camera fades backstage where Homicide and Low Ki are standing by)

Low Ki: Tonight, May 21st, 2006, is a night that will be a night of history for Pro Wrestling KING. Tonight, in the Main Event, there WILL BE a NEW Pro Wrestling KING World Heavyweight Champion… When the “Notorious 187” becomes the first and only man to dethrone Daniel Reed Helton…

NOW WAIT JUST A GOD DAMN MINUTE!!!!!

(John Bay and Jonas Testament appear on the screen and the four men have a stare down as Testament speaks)

Jonas Testament: Homicide… Low Ki… You two think you’re the biggest thing that’s ever happened to Pro Wrestling KING… So Low Ki you were the first ever Pro Wrestling KING World Champion… So Homicide you won Lord Of The Rings and earned the right to face DRH tonight… But Homicide… Tonight, NOTHING will stop Daniel from beating you, within an inch, of your pathetic life…

Homicide: Nothing’s gonna stop him huh? Well ain’t that cute… That’s kinda funny, cuz I think it’s gonna be the other way around, and nothing, is gonna stop me from breaking your boy’s fucking neck, NOW HOW YA LIKE THAT BITCH!!!!

(Suddenly without warning, Bay and Testament start attacking the Rottweilers and Bay and Testament have the advantage, BUT SUDDENLY ROCKY ROMERO AND RICKY REYES COME INTO VIEW AND START ASSAULTING THE TRINITY!!!!! Romero and Reyes continue the assault and now the Rottweilers join in until a bunch of security run in and break the two groups apart)

Rating: 74%

MR: DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT I JUST SAW CLINT?!?!?!

CW: THE HAVANA PITBULLS ARE IN PRO WRESTLING KING!!!!!

MR: Oh man things are gonna pick up now, those guys were former Ring Of Honor Tag Team Champions.

CW: Ring a what?

MR: Ring Of Honor.

CW: Never heard of it.

MR: Regardless, things will definitely be getting interesting around here. Coming up next, AJ Styles defends the Television Title against Dan Pandora.

(“Memory Lane” by Merciless starts up and the fans boo as Dan Pandora makes his way down the aisle. Pandora climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~YOU ARE, YOU ARE!!!! I AM, I AM!!!!!~

(“I Am” by Dale Oliver starts up and the fans cheer as AJ Styles makes his way down the aisle carrying the Television Title around his shoulder. He climbs inside the ring and stares down Pandora as the music fades)

Television Title Match: Dan Pandora vs. AJ Styles ©

AJ and Pandora circle and finally lock up and Pandora pushes Styles to the mat and showboats for the fans and they boo the crap out of him. AJ back up again and they lock up and Pandora pushes AJ to the mat again and starts showboating. AJ stays on the mat and he’s holding the back of his neck, Pandora sees an opening and goes after Styles, AND STYLES HITS A KIP UP HURRICANRANA ON PANDORA AND SENDS HIM TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! (Claps) AJ gets to his feet and runs to the ropes and comes back, NO HANDS SOMERSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE ON PANDORA!!!!!!

~AJ!!!!! AJ!!!!! AJ!!!!!~

AJ gets back to his feet and forearms Pandora and now takes him back inside the ring. AJ slides back inside and nails a knee drop and covers, 1…2, kick out by Pandora. AJ picks Pandora up and chops him into the ropes and now tosses him to the other side but Pandora reverses and sends Styles. Styles bounces off and ducks under a clothesline, GOES FOR THE PELE KICK BUT PANDORA GRABS AJ BY THE LEG and AJ lands on his other leg, Pandora holds AJ’s leg, AND FLIPS HIM UP AND CATCHES HIM AND PLANTS A SITOUT POWERBOMB MANEUVER!!!!!

~PWK!!!! PWK!!!!! PWK!!!!!~

MR: NEVER WATCHING AJ STYLES COMPETE HAVE I SEEN SOMEONE COUNTER THE PELE KICK!!!!! OR EVEN COUNTER IT WITH A BIG MOVE LIKE THAT!!!!!

Pandora gets back to his feet and starts showboating for the fans again but now picks Styles up and knees him in the gut a few times and shoots him to the ropes. AJ comes back, Pandora nails a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker but holds the move and starts pushing AJ’s back down on his knee. The ref asks AJ if he gives up but AJ keeps saying no. Pandora tightens the hold and now he picks AJ back up and nails a side slam and the cover, 1…2… AJ kicks out. Pandora stomps away at Styles and now jumps up, DOUBLE STOMP on the back of AJ Styles and now Pandora wraps up Styles legs, and he locks in a bow and arrow. Styles is in pain but now AJ flips over on Pandora and covers, 1…2, Pandora kicks out. Pandora and AJ back to their feet, AND PANDORA NAILS STYLES WITH A LARIAT AND COVERS, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!! Pandora questions the count and now he picks up AJ and tosses him to the corner. AJ hits hard and now Pandora runs up and AJ kicks him in the face, AJ to the turnbuckle, LEAPS OFF AND NAILS A HURRICANRANA!!!!! Pandora in the other side of the corner and now AJ runs up, HITS A MONKEY FLIP BUT PANDORA LANDS ON HIS FEET, AJ gets up and turns, SUPERKICK FROM PANDORA BUT AJ CATCHES THE BOOT AND TURNS HIM AROUND, ENZIGURI CONNECTS AND THE COVER, 1…2, Pandora kicks out. AJ quickly locks on a sitting full nelson on Pandora and Pandora is trying to squirm for the ropes but Styles is holding the move in tight but Pandora finally gets the ropes. AJ gets off Pandora, AND KICKS HIM in the back. AJ lifts Pandora up and chops him a few times and now shoots him to the other side, Pandora comes back and kicks a ducking Styles in the face, picks him up for a scoop slam, BUT RAMS HIM INTO THE CORNER!!!! AJ in a tree of woe now and Pandora walks back a little runs up, BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF AJ STYLES!!!!! Pandora pulls AJ out of the corner and covers, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!!

MR: BIG dropkick to the face of Styles but Pandora can’t get the job done.

CW: He needs to wear AJ down a little bit more and he’s got this thing in the bag Rether.

Pandora picks Styles up and puts him in the corner and now lifts him up top. Pandora slaps AJ and now climbs up top with him. Pandora signals, GOES FOR A HURRICANRANA BUT AJ HOLDS HIM UP AND GOES FOR THE STYLES CLASH BUT HE CAN’T HOLD HIM!!!! Pandora back on the mat forearms Styles and now picks him up on his shoulders, AND GOES FOR A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER BUT AJ COUNTERS WITH AN ARM DRAG!!!! AJ and Pandora back up to their feet, Pandora runs at AJ with a lariat but AJ ducks, AND HITS THE PELE!!!!! (Claps) AJ with the cover, 1…2… PANDORA KICKS OUT!!!!! AJ stomps away on Pandora and now positions him in the center of the ring, AJ climbs out on the apron, SPRINGBOARD 450 CONNECTS, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! PANDORA KICKS OUT!!!!! AJ can’t believe it and now picks Pandora back up and tosses him to the corner. AJ runs up and Pandora picks him up, SPINEBUSTER AND HE PUTS HIS FEET ON THE ROPES, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! AJ KICKED OUT!!!!!!

MR: HE KICKED OUT OF IT!!!!! PANDORA TRIED TO CHEAT BUT AJ KICKED OUT!!!!!

CW: I think Pandora is probably running out of moves Rether, everything he uses on Styles, Styles kicks out of it.

MR: Styles is definitely proving that he’s a true champion in PWK, but he of course is thinking “how do I beat this guy?”

Pandora is back up and stomps away on Styles and now climbs up top and perches himself on the turnbuckle, ANGEL’S SANCTUARY (Corkscrew) ON STYLES BUT STYLES GETS HIS KNEES UP!!!! Pandora holds his chest in pain, and now Styles is back up and forearms Pandora and tosses him to the ropes but Pandora reverses and sends AJ, AND AJ HITS THE SPRINGBOARD REVERSE DDT ON PANDORA, 1…2…3 NO!!!!

~AJ!!!!! AJ!!!!! AJ!!!!!~

AJ questions the referee for a second and now goes back to work on Pandora. He picks Pandora up and kicks him in the gut and nails a snap suplex. Styles now runs to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD LIONSAULT CONNECTS, 1…2, KICK OUT!!!!! Pandora kicks out quickly and now Styles locks on a headlock but Pandora is getting back to his feet and picks Styles up but Styles backflips to his feet and wraps him up from behind but Pandora elbows out of it and runs to the ropes, Styles with a clothesline misses and Pandora goes for a backslide, BUT HE PICKS AJ STYLES UP AND HE’S GOING FOR THE CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB BUT STYLES COUNTERS AND LANDS A SUNSET FLIP AND HE COMES UP AND PINS PANDORA’S LEGS, 1…2…3!!!!! STYLES RETAINS THE TITLE!!!!!

Winner And Still Television Champion: AJ Styles via Pinfall in 12:26

Rating: 94%

MR: WHAT A MATCH!!!!!

CW: I can’t believe AJ Styles escaped that one… Raven’s not gonna like this Rether.

MR: Raven’s Church have been on a downfall as of late, and you’re right Clint, that can’t be a good thing.

CW: Let’s just hope Raven can win this next match so he’ll at least have something to be happy about.

MR: That’s right, up next is a special 20 Man Battle Royal, where the winner of this match will receive a shot at ANY PWK Title whether you’re a light heavyweight, heavyweight, it doesn’t matter, whoever wins this thing gets THEIR shot at ANY PWK Title.

CW: Pick me a winner Rether.

MR: To be honest with ya Clint I haven’t got a clue but if I had to guess, I’d have to say Austin Aries.

CW: WRONG!!!!!

MR: Most of you fans remember PWK had a battle royal a while back where the only way to win was to throw your opponents over the top until two men were left standing which they would then fight in singles competition until there was a winner, tonight, PWK has decided to change things up a bit, you can either throw your opponent over the top, OR PIN THEM to eliminate them from the match, and there will no longer be a singles match between the remaining to, it’s strictly last man standing.

CW: So now you can either throw them over the top or pin em?

MR: That’s right, Clint.

CW: Killer, LET’S GO!!!!!

[HardcoreJay]

20 Man Battle Royal For A Shot At Any PWK Title

(“Down” by Stone Temple Pilots hits and the fans give a mixed reaction as BJ Whitmer makes his way down the aisle. Whitmer climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “The Passportal” by Team Sleep and the fans give more mixed reactions as Xavier makes his way down the aisle. Xavier climbs inside the ring and stares down Whitmer as the music fades)

Whitmer starts going to work on Xavier and tries to take him over the top early but Xavier is holding onto the top for dear life. Xavier starts punching Whitmer and now Xavier tries to take him up and over but Whitmer rakes the eyes of Xavier. Whitmer chops Xavier a few times and shoots him to the ropes. Xavier comes back and ducks a clothesline from Whitmer, Whitmer turns around AND XAVIER LEAPS UP AND NAILS A KNEE TO THE HEAD OF WHITMER!!!!! Xavier punches Whitmer a few times and runs to the ropes, BACK BODY DROP FROM WHITMER!!!!! Xavier gets back to his feet and now Whitmer hits a scoop slam and now hits a big knee to the head of Xavier and covers, 1…2, Xavier kicks out. Whitmer punches away on Xavier and now locks on a top wristlock. Whitmer holds the move in tighter and now the clock is winding down.

3….2….1, BZZZZ

(“I’ll Cast A Shadow” by Pantera starts up and the fans cheer as Ace Steel heads down the aisle. Steel slides inside and starts stomping away on Whitmer)

Steel picks Whitmer up and chops away at him and now tosses him to the corner. Steel runs up and nails a lariat in the corner and now picks Whitmer up and nails a samoan drop. Steel covers, 1…2, Whitmer kicks out. Xavier gets back to his feet and starts hammering away on Whitmer on the mat but now Steel chops away on Xavier and tosses him to the ropes. Xavier comes back and goes behind the back of Steel AND HITS A CHOP BLOCK!!!!! (Boos) Xavier starts working over the leg of Steel and now Whitmer gets back up and forearms him in the back and now shoots him to the ropes, Xavier comes back to a ducking Whitmer and leaps over him but wraps him up from behind but Whitmer elbows him and runs to the ropes and comes back into a drop toe hold. Xavier gets back up, BASEMENT DROPKICK ON WHITMER AND THE COVER, 1…2… Whitmer kicks out as the clock winds down.

3….2….1, BZZZZ

~FOLLOW THE GOD THAT FAILED!!!!!~

(“The God That Failed” by Metallica starts up and the fans cheer as Will Storm heads down to the ring)

Storm on the apron now and Xavier goes for a punch but Storm blocks it and STORM HITS A SLINGSHOT DDT ON XAVIER!!!! Storm covers, 1…2… Xavier gets the shoulder up. Steel and Whitmer fighting it out in the corner and now Whitmer gets tossed into Storm AND HE TAKES STORM OUT WITH A BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! Storm gets back to his feet, ACE STEEL WITH A DROPKICK ON STORM!!!!! Xavier gets back to his feet and nails Whitmer with a few forearms and now shoots him to the corner. Xavier chops away on Whitmer and now tries to pick him up and over the top and now Steel joins in and tries to help out Whitmer. Storm back to his feet comes over and nails Xavier in the back with some forearms and now shoots him to the ropes. Xavier comes back and Storm kicks him in the gut, AND NAILS A BLOCKBUSTER AND COVERS, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!

3….2….1, BZZZZ

~I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE BUT ME!!!!!!~

(“Tear Away” by Drowning Pool starts up and the fans boo as Kevin Steen heads down the aisle and climbs inside the ring)

Steen goes after Storm and takes him down with a big lariat. He picks Storm back up and shoots him to the corner and runs up but Storm elbows him in the face. Storm now runs up and hits a big heel kick to his face. On the other side Whitmer is pounding away on Steel and now starts headbutting him. Whitmer shoots Steel to the ropes, Steel comes back and blocks a punch and now headbutts Whitmer and nails a scoop slam. Will Storm on the apron, SPRINGBOARD LEG DROP ON WHITMER, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! Whitmer kicks out of it. Xavier starts pounding Steen on the mat and now picks him up and chops him to the ropes. Xavier tries to take him over and now Will Storm comes to help out as the clock winds down.

3….2….1, BZZZZ

(“Gangsta Gangsta” by NWA starts up and the fans cheer as Super Dragon makes his way down the aisle and slides inside the ring)

Dragon scouts his surroundings and now Xavier goes after him with a lariat but Dragon ducks and nails a spinning wheel kick to Xavier and sends him to the corner. Dragon climbs out on the apron and climbs the turnbuckle, HEADSCISSORS ON XAVIER!!!!! Xavier rolls up to his feet and into BJ Whitmer, WRIST CLUTCH EXPLODER!!!!!! Whitmer tries to make a cover but Will Storm hits an Oklahoma roll, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Whitmer kicks out. Steen now pounding away on Ace Steel tries to send him over the top rope but Steel holds on. Steen slaps Steel a few times and now Super Dragon comes over and starts forearming Kevin Steen. Dragon chops Steen a few times and now elbows him in the face and both Steel and Dragon try to take him up and over the top but Steen is holding on.

3….2….1, BZZZZ

~OH BABY YOU WANT ME, WELL YOU CAN GET THIS LAPDANCE HERE FOR FREE!!!!~

(“Lapdance” by N.E.R.D. starts up and the fans cheer as Sexxxy Eddy heads down the aisle. Eddy climbs inside the ring and goes to work on Whitmer)

Eddy chops away on Whitmer and now picks Whitmer up and nails a scoop slam. Eddy at the corner now signals AND HE HITS THE SEXXX ON THE BEACH!!!! Eddy covers, 1…2… Whitmer kicks out. Steen starts hammering away on Storm and now Steel joins in and the two take shots at him. Eddy gets to his feet and Xavier grabs him from behind, AND HITS THE X-BREAKER!!!!! Xavier with the cover, 1…2… Eddy kicks out. Xavier gets back to his feet and Dragon nails him with a couple of chops and shoots him to the ropes. Xavier comes back and goes behind Dragon, AND HE HITS THE KISS YOUR X GOODBYE!!!!!!

3….2….1, BZZZZ

~REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH!!!!!~

(“Your Own Personal Jesus” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans cheer as Austin Aries sprints down and slides inside the ring)

Aries gets in quickly and takes out Xavier with a clothesline. Sexxxy Eddy runs up and Aries nails him with a lariat. Ace Steel manages to nail Ares from behind with a forearm and now tosses him to the ropes but Aries reverses and shoots Steel, WHO GETS TAKEN UP AND OVER BY STEEN BUT STEEL LANDS ON THE APRON!!!!! Steel blocks a punch from Steen and nails him with a shoulder block. Steel now hits a sunset flip, 1…2… ARIES KICKS STEEL HARD IN THE BACK!!!!! Will Storm now attacking Dragon and he’s trying to get him up and over the top but Dragon headbutt’s Storm. Storm turns around and Xavier kicks him in the gut and lifts him up for a powerbomb BUT STORM COUNTERS WITH THE PERFECT STORM (Swinging DDT) ON XAVIER!!!!! Super Dragon gets back to his feet and Eddy kicks him in the gut and clubs him down to the mat. Eddy now calling for Total Sexstacy but Steen runs up and nails him in the back with a forearm. Steen climbs up top with Eddy and now the two are punching each other. Aries comes behind and starts hitting Steen. Xavier is back up and now goes over and starts nailing Eddy. Xavier and Aries grab Steen and Eddy, AND HIT A PAIR OF POWERBOMBS!!!!! Xavier rolls Eddy up, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!!

3….2….1, BZZZZ

~I WON’T BE IGNORED!!!!!~

(“Faint” by Linkin Park starts up and the fans cheer as Amazing Red runs down and slides inside the ring)

Red nails Storm a few times and now hits a scoop slam, AND RED HITS THE RED STAR PRESS!!!!! Red gets back to his feet and ducks under a clothesline from Ace Steel, AND HE HITS A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!!! Red back to his feet rolls away from a big boot from Aries. Aries turns around and Red kicks him in the gut and leaps on his back, CODE RED!!!! CODE RED, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Aries kicks out. Red starting to go to work on Aries and now runs to the ropes BUT WHITMER GRABS HIM AND NAILS THE EXPLODER UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE AND RED IS ELIMINATED!!!!! Whitmer starts laughing and now turns around, ARIES CLOTHESLINES HIM UP AND OVER THE TOP AND WHITMER’S GONE!!!!! Aries plays to the crowd but now Xavier nails him with a few forearms and tries to take him up and over but Aries is fighting it.

3….2….1, BZZZZ

(“Schism” by Tool starts up and the fans cheer as Hardcore Jones sprints down and slides inside the ring)

Jones ducks a clothesline from Eddy and starts working him over with right hands and chops and takes him into the ropes, AND CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP AND EDDY’S GONE!!!!! Steen has Ace Steel tied up in the corner and he’s just chopping away at him. Steen now gets hammered by Super Dragon and Super Dragon tries to take him up and over but Steen headbutt’s Dragon and now wraps him up, GO HOME DRIVER ON DRAGON!!!!! Steen with the cover, 1…2…3!!!! Dragon is gone. Jones in the corner now with Aries and is chopping away at him but Aries reverses and takes Jones in and starts chopping him. Aries now turns around, KEVIN STEEN NAILS A SPLASH IN THE CORNER AND SQUASHES JONES AND ARIES!!!!! Steen showboats a little bit and now Steel goes behind him and sets him up, GORY BOMB!!!!!! Steel covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!!

3….2….1, BZZZZ

~B-BOY!!!!! B-BOY!!!!! B-BOY!!!!! B-BOY!!!!!~

(“Real Muthafuckin G’s” by Easy E starts up and the fans erupt as B-Boy sprints down the aisle as a “Welcome Back” chant starts up)

B-Boy slides inside the ring and rolls away from a clothesline from Jones and hits a dropkick. B-Boy gets back up and nails Will Storm with a couple of forearms and now shoots him to the corner. Storm hits and now B-Boy runs up and hits a leaping forearm to his face and Storm collapses. B-Boy backs up to the other corner and now the fans wanna see it, B-Boy now runs up, AND HITS A DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF STORM!!!!! (Claps) Austin Aries now clubs B-Boy in the back and now nails a slam. Aries now signals for it, POWERDRIVE ELBOW AND THE COVER, 1…2, Jones breaks the count. Jones gets nailed from behind by Xavier and now Xavier tosses Jones to the ropes, Jones comes back to a ducking Xavier, AND JONES HITS THE HANGMAN’S DDT!!!!! Jones covers, 1…2…3!!!!! XAVIER’S GONE!!!!!

3….2….1, BZZZZ

~YOU KNOW IT’S SAD BUT TRUE!!!!!~

(“Sad But True” by Metallica starts up and the fans boo as BOTH Michael Shane and Frankie Kazarian head down the aisle and slide inside the ring)

Kazarian and Shane in the ring start working over Will Storm and now they pick him up and try to send him over the top but Steel comes in and helps out Storm by nailing Shane in the back. Steel whips Shane to the ropes, Shane comes back and ducks a lariat from Steel and kicks him in the gut. Shane runs back to the ropes, AND HITS A FLYING KNEE TO THE FACE OF STEEL AND COVERS, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Steen and Aries are going at it and now Aries kicks Steen in the gut, SETS HIM UP FOR THE BRAINBUSTER BUT STEEN COUNTERS AND NAILS A BRAINBUSTER OF HIS OWN!!!!!

3….2….1, BZZZZ

~I, HATE, EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!!!~

(“I Hate Everything About You” by 3 Days Grace hits and the fans cheer as HGV make their way down the aisle. Pete Hardy and Isaac Comelightly hit the ring and Shane and Kazarian start brawling with them)

Kazarian and Shane start nailing HGV with forearms and now they send them to the ropes but HGV reverse, Shane and Kazarian come back, AND HGV TOSS BOTH OF THEM UP AND OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! SHANE AND KAZARIAN ARE GONE!!!!! Will Storm starts nailing Isaac with forearms and now B-Boy goes to work on Pete Hardy. Steel is getting hammered by Steen in the corner and now Steen tries to eliminate him but Steel holds on but now Aries comes up and helps Steen eliminate Steel. Steen and Aries high five each other and share a hug, BUT NOW ARIES GRABS STEEN AND TOSSES HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTISDE!!!!!

3….2….1, BZZZZ

~THIS IS THE NEW SHIT!!!!!~

(“This Is The New Shit” by Marilyn Manson starts up and the fans cheer as Jay Man sprints down the aisle and slides inside the ring)

Jay Man quickly gets attacked by Aries and Aries is stomping away at him. Jones nails Ares over the back with a forearm and now turns him around and hits a DDT and covers, 1…2, Aries kicks out. B-Boy and Storm doing a number on HGV and now Storm picks up Isaac and hits a cradle piledriver on Isaac and covers, 1…2, Isaac kicks out. Storm gets back up and tries to help B-Boy take out Pete Hardy but Hardy overpowers them both and stays in the ring. Aries and Jones are in the corner slugging it out and now Pete Hardy nails a big lariat on B-Boy. Storm has Isaac tied up in a sleeper by the corner and now Aries nails Jones with a big dropkick in the corner. Jay Man gets to his feet and now climbs on top the turnbuckle, AND COMES OFF WITH A FLYING BODY PRESS ON ARIES BUT ARIES CATCHES HIM AND NAILS A POWERSLAM!!!!!!

3….2….1, BZZZZ

~YOU GOTTA KEEP EM SEPERATED!!!!!~

(“Come Out And Play” by The Offspring kicks in and the fans boo as Raven heads down the aisle and climbs inside the ring)

Aries goes right after B-Boy and nails him with a few chops and now tosses him in the corner. B-Boy hits and now Raven runs up but B-Boy kicks Raven in the gut and now goes to the top, AND HITS A DOUBLE STOMP ON THE HEAD OF RAVEN!!!!! Pete Hardy meanwhile is getting pounded by Aries, AND ARIES TOSSES HIM OUT!!!!! Aries is acting unstoppable but now Will Storm runs up and nails him with a leaping clothesline and takes him down. Storm now hits the ropes, SPRINGBOARD FLIPPING SENTON ON ARIES, 1…2…3 NO!!!! Aries kicks out. Raven picks up Isaac and Isaac starts fighting him off and nails a few forearms. Isaac signals for the Drive To Despair (Flying Hurricanrana) and climbs up top, BUT RAVEN TOSSES ISAAC OFF AND ONTO THE FLOOR!!!!!

3….2….1, BZZZZ

~GIMME BACK MY BULLETS!!!!!~

(“Gimme Back My Bullets” by Lynard Skynard starts up and the fans boo as Jay Briscoe heads down the aisle, BUT MARK BRISCOE RUNS OUT AND NAILS HIM FROM BEHIND!!!!!)

Back in the ring B-Boy and Jay Man are going at it and Jay Man nails a facebuster on B-Boy. Jay Man gets back up and Raven runs at him with a clothesline but Jay counters AND LANDS A SUPERKICK!!!!! Jay Briscoe gets tossed in by Mark and Mark is nailing him with right hands. Mark picks Jay up, flicks him off, AND MARK TOSSES JAY OUT OF THE RING!!!!! Mark starts showboating but now Will Storm comes up from behind AND TOSSES MARK OUT AS WELL!!!!! Mark doesn’t care and continues to brawl with Jay Briscoe around the ring and now inside Jay Man is being set up by B-Boy, SHINING WIZARD CONNECTS!!!!! B-Boy starts showboating, AND RAVEN SENDS HIM OUT TO THE FLOOR!!!!! Austin Aries is trying to get rid of Jones but now Storm comes over and nails Aries with a couple forearms to the back. Storm picks Aries up and scoop slams him. Jones now goes after Will Storm but Storm picks Jones up, AND GIVES HIM A DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON TOP OF ARIES!!!!! Jones with the cover, 1…2…3 ARIES KICKS OUT!!!!! Raven starts stomping away on Jay Man and now he picks Jay Man up, AND NAILS THE RAVEN EFFECT, 1…2…3!!!!! JAY MAN’S GONE!!!!! Raven gets up and holds his arms out into a crucifix, AND THIS ALLOWS WILL STORM TO DROPKICK RAVEN OVER THE TOP AND OUT OF THE RING!!!!! Raven is livid and now Storm goes after Aries but Aries pulls down the top rope AND STORM’S GONE!!!!! Aries is stalking Jones and now Jones is up and Aries nails him with a few right hands. Aries is trying to take Jones out of the ring but Jones counters and starts putting Aries out, JADE DIAMOND OUT OF NOWHERE HOPS OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND INTO THE RING AND TOPPLES JONES AND ARIES OUT OF THE RING TO THE FLOOR!!!!! JADE DIAMOND WINS THIS THING!!!!!

Winner: “The DRAW” Jade Diamond

Rating: 77%

MR: JADE DIAMOND STEALS THIS ONE!!!!

CW: HAHA THAT WAS BRILLIANT RETHER!!!!!

MR: I can only imagine what this is only going to lead to. He had to have planned this all out, he was last for crying out loud.

CW: He was the fresher man, nothing wrong with that.

MR: You could say he cheated…

CW: Nah I couldn’t do that.

MR: Coming up next folks, it’s gonna be a 4 Way attraction match between Samoa Joe, Low Ki, CM Punk and Dustin Iler.

(“Realest Killaz” by 2 Pac starts up and the fans boo as Low Ki makes his way down the aisle. Low Ki climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades into “Mister Self Destruct” by Nine Inch Nails and the fans boo as Dustin Iler makes his way down the aisle. Iler climbs inside the ring and stares down Low Ki as the music fades)

~I’M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!! MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!!!!!~

(“Mama Said Knock You Out” by LL Cool J starts up and the fans cheer as Samoa Joe makes his way down to the ring. Joe climbs inside and gets ready as the music fades and the lights in the arena go out as “Miseria Cantare” by AFI hits and the fans cheer as CM Punk makes his way to the ring. Punk throws up the X symbol and climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

4 Way Attraction: Low Ki vs. Dustin Iler vs. Samoa Joe vs. CM Punk

All 4 men scout each other out and now CM Punk and Low Ki quickly start going at it with Joe chasing around Iler. Iler leaps outside the ring and now Joe turns and starts helping Punk out with Low Ki. Punk and Joe shoot Low Ki to the ropes, Low Ki hits the ropes and looks to bounce off but Dustin Iler grabs Low Ki and trips him up and brings him to the outside. Joe and Punk trade slaps with each other and Punk forearms Joe a few times and runs to the ropes and shoulders Joe but Joe takes it and tells Punk to go again. Punk goes back to the ropes and comes back with a shoulder block but Joe takes it again and tells him to run back. Punk comes back and runs into Joe with a shoulder but Joe takes it in again BUT PUNK RAKES HIM IN THE EYES!!!! On the outside Iler is getting kicked by Low Ki and now Low Ki takes Iler and tosses him shoulder first into the steel steps. Joe gets taken down by Punk with a headlock takedown and Joe grabs Punk by the head with his legs and brings him down. Punk kicks out of the hold and the two get back up and there’s an arm drag from Punk, both back up again, arm drag by Joe, both up again and Punk trips up Joe and covers, 1…2, Joe kicks out and now Punk shoots Joe to the ropes, AND LOW KI KICKS HIM IN THE BACK!!!! Low Ki now climbs in and nails Joe with a few forearms and now shoots him into Punk who nails a big lariat. Punk covers, 1…2… Low Ki pulls Punk off. Punk starts talking smack to Low Ki and the fans are cheering for something to happen.

MR: And the fans wanna see something between these two, you can’t even deny the hatred these two have for each other.

Punk continues to talk smack to Low Ki and now Dustin Iler is at the top turnbuckle, AND LEAPS OFF WITH A BIG DOUBLE DROPKICK ON PUNK AND LOW KI!!!!! Iler gets back up and covers Low Ki, 1…2, Low Ki kicks out. Iler nails Ki with a few kicks and now picks Low Ki back up and puts him in the corner. Iler kicks and chops Low Ki and now picks him up on top. Iler comes up and starts pounding away but Low Ki is fighting back as well. Joe is back up and now comes up from behind Iler and goes underneath him, now Punk runs up and grabs Joe, GERMAN SUPLEX/ELECTRIC CHAIR/SUPERPLEX TOWER OF DOOM!!!!!

~PWK!!!!! PWK!!!!! PWK!!!!!~

Punk the slight fresher man after that move crawls over and covers Joe, 1…2… Joe kicks out. Punk quickly locks Joe in a reverse chin lock. Joe is fighting for the ropes but Punk holds the move in tighter and now Iler is back up and kicks Punk hard in the back. Iler picks Punk up and tosses him to the ropes. Punk comes back and Iler kicks him in the sternum, Iler picks Punk up, BRAINBUSTER!!!!! Iler with the cover, 1…2… Low Ki breaks the count. Low Ki hammers away on Iler and now sends him outside the ring. Low Ki starts kicking Punk and now starts laying in the kawada kicks on Punk. Punk now lands on his knees and Low Ki measures him up, AND KICKS HIM HARD IN THE CHEST!!!!! Punk screams out in pain and tells Low Ki to do it again and Low Ki goes to kick him but now Joe walks up and holds his hands out signaling for Low Ki to stop. Joe says he doesn’t kick right and now Joe looks at Punk AND SNAP MARES LOW KI!!!! Joe now measures him up, says “This is how you do it” AND KICKS LOW KI HARD IN THE CHEST!!!!! Punk gets back to his feet and now Iler is back up and now Punk runs up, DIVES THROUGH THE ROPES AND HITS A FOREARM ON ILER!!!!! Joe picks Low Ki up and tosses him over the top to the outside and now climbs out after him. Low Ki on the outside comes back and starts nailing Joe in the head with right and left hands. Punk on the other side grabs Iler and tosses him to the guardrail but Iler reverses and sends Punk instead. Back over to Low Ki and Joe, Low Ki grabs a chair and sets it down by the guardrail and now turns around and Joe starts hitting him with left and right hands and plants Low Ki on the chair. Joe now heads down to the other end and the fans sing their praise.

~OLE, OLE, OLE, OLE, OLE!!!!!! OLE!!!!!!~

Joe now runs up, AND HE KICKS LOW KI IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AGAINST THE GUARDRAIL!!!!! Iler slides Punk back inside the ring and now Iler climbs up to the top rope and turns around, BIG MOONSAULT, 1…2… KICK OUT!!!!! Iler can’t believe he kicked out and now Joe slides inside the ring, AND HE LOCKS ILER IN THE CHOKE!!!!!! HE’S GOT THE CHOKE ON ILER!!!!! Iler is trying to break the hold and squirm for the ropes but he can’t make it. Low Ki starts getting back to the ring and now leaps in and attacks Joe to break the hold. Low Ki stomps away on Joe and now Punk gets back to his feet and Low Ki leaps on the second rope, AND HE HITS THE TIDAL WAVE!!!!! Low Ki covers, 1…2, kick out. Low Ki gets back to his feet and picks Punk up and shoots him to the corner. Low Ki runs up for a clothesline but Punk ducks it and starts forearming Low Ki. Joe is back up and now Iler forearms him and tosses him in the corner. Iler and Punk look at each other and shoot Joe and Low Ki at each other AND JOE RUNS DOWN LOW KI WITH A BIG LARIAT!!!!! Punk runs up at Joe AND JOE NAILS A POWERSLAM, 1…2… ILER breaks the count. Iler goes behind Joe, AND HE LOCKS IN THE CAESARIAN SECTION (Chickenwing/Camel Clutch) ON JOE!!!!! Joe is trying to break the hold but he can’t and now Low Ki is up once again, AND HE LOCKS THE DRAGON CLUTCH ON ILER!!!!! 3 WAY SUBMISSION!!!!

CW: WE GOT A 3 WAY GOING ON IN THAT RING RETHER AND IT’S NOT THE KIND I’M USED TO!!!!!

MR: And these 4 are tired, but they’re still going, ya gotta appreciate that.

Joe is still fighting for the ropes and now Iler finally breaks the hold and Low Ki bends down and sits back with the Dragon Clutch still locked in tight, AND CM PUNK KICKS LOW KI BEFORE ILER TAPS!!!!! Punk beats down on Low Ki and now he takes him in the corner. Punk climbs up top and he sets Low Ki up, AND HE HITS THE PEPSI PLUNGE ON LOW KI!!!!! (Claps) Punk is down as well as Low Ki and now Iler quickly covers Low Ki for the cover, 1….2… JOE BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Joe quickly picks up Iler and headbutts him a few times and takes him to the ropes. Joe shoots Iler to the other side and now Iler comes back and ducks a clothesline from Joe. Joe turns around and Iler kicks him in the gut, attempts a suplex but Joe goes behind his back but Iler forearms his way out of it and turns around and rolls Joe into a cradle, 1…2… Joe kicks out. Iler can’t believe it and now gets back to his feet but Joe is up first, AND HITS A BIG LARIAT!!!!! Joe with the cover, 1…2… PUNK BREAKS IT UP!!!!! Punk nails Joe with a few right hands and now takes him down with a drop toe hold. Punk to the ropes, SHINING WIZARD!!!!! Punk with the cover, 1…2… LOW KI BREAKS THE COUNT!!!!! Low Ki picks Punk up and quickly tosses him outside the ring. Joe starts getting back up and Low Ki forearms him a few times and tosses him to the corner. Low Ki now at the other end runs up, GOES FOR THE TIDAL KRUSH BUT JOE CATCHES HIM AND PLANTS HIM WITH A STANDING SPIKE STO!!!! Joe covers up, 1…2…. FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!!!

~THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!~

Joe nails Low Ki with a big senton splash and covers again, 1…2… Iler grabs Joe by the leg and brings him off the pinfall attempt AND HE LOCKS ON A SINGLE LEG CRAB!!!! Iler holds the move in and now Punk slides back inside the ring and grabs Iler, AND HE LOCKS IN THE ANACONDA VICE!!!!! He’s got Iler locked in but he’s too close to the ropes and Iler grabs them. Punk let’s go of Iler and kicks him a few times and now Joe is back up and kicks Punk in the shin and tosses him to the ropes, Punk comes back and ducks a clothesline from Joe, AND HE CLOTHESLINES LOW KI OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Punk backs right into Joe, AND JOE goes for a saito suplex but Punk flips to his feet and wraps Joe up and hits a backwards roll and has Joe in a pinning combination, BUT ILER BRINGS PUNK DOWN WITH A ROLL UP AND HOLDS THE TIGHTS, 1…2…3!!!!! ILER WINS IT!!!!!

Winner: Dustin Iler via Roll Up in 14:28

Rating: 84%

MR: HOW THE HELL DID ILER MANAGE TO PULL THAT OFF?!?!?!

CW: He’s the “Caesar Of Wrestling” Rether, that’s why.

MR: Regardless of what he is, all he really is, is a damn cheater…

CW: Hey, he’s a good guy Rether.

MR: Coming up next folks, Drayton King and Bryan Danielson continue their best of 7 series, tonight it’s match number 3.

(“Know Your Rights” by The Clash starts up and the fans boo as Drayton King makes his way down the aisle. King climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~IT’S THE FI-NAL COUNT-DOWN!!!!!~

(“Final Countdown” by Europe hits and the fans cheer as Bryan Danielson makes his way down to the ring. Danielson climbs inside and stares a hole in King as the music fades)

Best Of 7 Series, Match #3: Drayton King vs. Bryan Danielson

Dragon and King lock up and Dragon quickly locks on a headlock. Dragon holds the move in and now takes him down to the mat still with the headlock on and now King grabs Dragon by the head with his legs and brings him down. Dragon tries to get to his feet but King still has him down. Dragon now sits up AND KING GETS UP WITH HIM AND NAILS A FACEBUSTER VARIATION!!!!! King now turns Dragon over and locks on a short arm scissors. King cinches in the hold tighter but now Dragon is able to get to his knee, AND HE FOREARMS KING right in the face to break the hold. King back to his feet but Dragon catches him and nails a couple forearms. Dragon now tosses King to the ropes but it’s reversed. King sends Dragon and Dragon comes back into a drop toe hold and King now wraps Dragon’s legs up and locks in an STF variation. Dragon is fighting for the ropes and finally makes it and King breaks the hold but now starts stomping the leg of Danielson. King picks him up and tosses him to the ropes, Dragon comes back and ducks a clothesline from King, BUT HITS A BIG BACK SUPLEX!!!! Dragon with the cover, 1…2…King kicks out. Dragon picks King up and chops him hard in the corner and now picks him up. Dragon climbs up with King but King starts fighting back and knocks Dragon off and onto the mat. King scouts Dragon now, KINGS BOUNTY (450 Splash) BUT IT MISSES!!!!! King rolls to his feet and turns to Dragon as he’s coming with a lariat but King ducks under it and hits a backslide, 1…2… Dragon kicks out, AND NAILS A BIG DROPKICK TO THE FACE OF KING!!!! Dragon covers, 1…2, kick out by King. Dragon picks King up and tosses him to the outside and now Dragon climbs out and nails King with a few forearms and tosses him into the guardrail. Dragon picks King back up and tosses him inside the ring and now climbs up the apron and starts ascending the turnbuckle but King is back up, AND HE TOSSES DRAGON OFF!!!!! Dragon hits hard and now gets to his feet but King grabs him from behind, GERMAN SUPLEX, 1…2… Dragon kicks out.

MR: We’re only 5 minutes into this match and already these two are trying to get pins on one another, you don’t see that quite often.

CW: It’s way to early and they’re not even trying to wear one another down just yet.

King picks Dragon up and forearms him a few times and now tosses him to the corner. King runs up and nails a splash and now brings Danielson out and hits a snapmare. King now kicks Dragon in the back and locks on a sleeper but Dragon slides out of it, AND BACK KICKS KING IN THE HEAD!!!! King backs up and now Dragon kicks him a few times and tosses him to the ropes, King comes back and takes a kick to the sternum and now Dragon picks him up, TIGERDRIVER!!!!! Dragon covers, 1…2… King kicks out. Dragon quickly gets back up and grabs the legs of King and turns him over with a Boston Crab. Dragon holds it in but King makes it to the ropes. Dragon picks King up and shoots him to the other side, King comes back and ducks under a leaping Dragon and now comes back and flips over Dragon doing the splits, both back to their feet and King comes with a lariat but Dragon kicks him in the gut, AND LOCKS ON THE OCTOPUS STRETCH!!!! King is screaming that he doesn’t want to quit. Dragon now with King still locked in the hold rolls back AND KING GETS CRUSHED AND THE HOLD IS STILL ON!!! Dragon tells the ref to ask if he taps but King still holds on. Dragon finally let’s go of the hold and now picks King back up but King starts fighting back. King and Danielson trade chops and right hands and now King rakes the eyes of Dragon and tosses him into the corner. King now with a head of steam runs up, goes for a clothesline but Dragon moves. King turns around, OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!! Dragon covers, 1…2… King kicks out. Dragon picks King up and chops him a few times and now tosses him to the corner. Dragon runs up but King nails an elbow on Dragon and now King runs after him but Dragon picks him up over his shoulder, AIR RAID SIREN!!!! Dragon covers, 1….2… FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!!

MR: HE ALMOST had that one Clint.

Dragon quickly sees that King is favoring his neck and now Dragon locks in a camel clutch. Dragon keeps the hold locked in and now finally let’s go after about 14 seconds. Dragon picks King up again and tosses him to the ropes. King comes back and Dragon with a tilt-a-whirl BUT KING COUNTERS WITH AN ARM DRAG!!!!! Dragon back up with King and Dragon goes after him but King kicks him in the gut, lifts him up, BIG HIGH VERTICAL SUPLEX ON DRAGON AND THE FLOATOVER, 1…2… Dragon kicks out. King starts pounding Dragon on the mat and now he gets up and stomps him a few times and nails an elbow drop and covers, 1…2, kick out. King picks Dragon up and puts him in the corner and chops him a few times. King now whips Dragon to the far side and Dragon hits, King runs up, DRAGON NAILS A SPINEBUSTER!!!! Dragon with the legs of King, SLINGSHOT INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!!! King falls back and Dragon pushes his knees into King’s back. Dragon picks King back up and nails an arm drag and now keeps him down and holds the wrist of King and twists it up. Dragon now brings King to his feet and shoots him to the ropes, King comes back and Dragon forearms him in the face, and gives him another, and another, Dragon sets him up, ROARING ELBOW MISSES AND KING NAILS A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!!

MR: DESPERATION MOVE FROM KING AND THIS MATCH COULD BE IN HIS FAVOR!!!!!

King is down but now gets up and Dragon gets up as well, King forearms Dragon and now sets him up, NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX, 1…2… KICK OUT BY DRAGON!!!!! King gets to his feet and now puts Dragon near the turnbuckle and King climbs up, KING BOUNTY (450 Splash) ON DRAGON, 1…2…3 NO!!!! DRAGON KICKS OUT!!!!! Drayton King is livid about the count and now he’s stalking Dragon and is setting him up either for the Hail To The King (TKO) or King Me (Shining Wizard). Dragon is back to his feet and is a bit woozy, Dragon turns around, KING LIFTS HIM UP FOR THE HAIL TO THE KING (TKO) AND SPINS HIM AROUND BUT DRAGON LANDS ON HIS FEET AND NAILS THE ROARING ELBOW!!!!! Dragon hits the big Roaring Elbow, AND HE LOCKS ON THE CATTLE MUTILATION AND KING TAPS!!!!

Winner: Bryan Danielson via Cattle Mutilation in 13:16

Rating: 94%

MR: And Drayton King falls again to the hands of Bryan Danielson. And may I remind Drayton King at this time, if Bryan Danielson wins just one more match, then Danielson will win this best of 7 series.

CW: Yeah well King will bounce back, I can feel that we’ll have a match 7 later on down the road.

MR: Well it’s time now Clint for the Main Event… It’s going to be Homicide and DRH one on one, with the World Heavyweight Title on the line. And we’ve already seen the Havana Pitbulls here tonight, friends of Homicide and Low Ki, could they have something to do with tonight? Will Hardcore Jay even show up tonight? Who knows, let’s go to the ring.

~YOU SAY YOU’RE READY, YOU’RE NOT READY!!!!!!~

(“You’re Not Ready” by 50 Cent starts up and the fans cheer as Homicide makes his way down the aisle. Homicide climbs inside the ring and gets ready as the music fades)

~DON’T FUCK WITH THE TRINITY!!!!!~

(“Gimme Danger” by Iggy Pop And The Stooges starts up and the fans boo as DRH makes his way down the aisle carrying the World Heavyweight Title around his shoulder. DRH climbs inside the ring and hands the title to the ref and quickly starts brawling with Homicide)

World Title: Homicide vs. DRH ©

DRH and Homicide start brawling around the ring and DRH nails Homicide with a few forearms and now sends him to the outside. DRH climbs outside and grabs Homicide and tosses him against the guardrail. DRH stomps away at Homicide and now showboats to the fans and now picks him up and tosses him over the guardrail and out into the fans. The referee is allowing it to happen and now DRH picks up a steel chair, the referee says it’s legal AND DRH SMACKS IT ACROSS THE HEAD OF HOMICIDE!!!!! DRH grabs Homicide and takes him more into the fans and now he tosses him right into a steel chair being held by a fan. DRH with Homicide again tosses him back over the guardrail and into the ring area. Homicide gets back up and turns around AND DRH LEAPS OFF THE GUADRAIL AND HITS HOMICIDE IN THE HEAD WITH ANOTHER CHAIR!!!! Homicide is down and now DRH grabs a piece of wiring to the monitors and starts choking Homicide with it. DRH finally let’s Homicide breathe and now he picks him up and tosses him in the ring. DRH climbs inside the ring and now Homicide starts getting to his feet but DRH grabs him, shakes the leg, EPILEPSY DDT!!!!! (Shake Leg/DDT) Homicide is down and DRH covers, 1…2, Homicide gets the shoulder up. DRH kicks and stomps Homicide and now calls for a chair. A fan obliges and tosses him a chair. Homicide gets to his feet and now DRH goes for a swing but Homicide catches the chair, kicks DRH, AND SMASHES THE CHAIR RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF DRH!!!! Homicide grabs DRH and puts him in the corner and starts pounding away on him and now DRH falls to the mat. Homicide takes the chair and sets it up near the head of DRH, runs to the ropes, AND COMES BACK AND KICKS THE CHAIR INTO THE FACE OF DRH!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

Homicide brings DRH out of the corner and covers, 1…2, kick out. Homicide forearms a fallen DRH and now picks him up again and tosses him to the ropes. DRH comes back and Homicide kicks him in the gut and runs to the ropes again and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Homicide now locks on a headlock and takes DRH down. Homicide holds the headlock in and now DRH is crawling for the ropes but Homicide keeps the hold locked in. Homicide now picks DRH up and DRH punches Homicide a few times and runs to the ropes but Homicide takes DRH down with a shoulder tackle. Homicide runs to the ropes and comes back and DRH kicks Homicide in the gut and now kicks him hard in the face, and hits a scoop slam. DRH runs to the ropes, SPRINGBOARD LEG LARIAT ON HOMICIDE AND THE COVER, 1…2, Homicide kicks out. DRH back up starts kicking Homicide and now grabs his leg and locks on a texas cloverleaf. Homicide is fighting for the ropes and finally makes it but DRH refuses to break the hold but finally does. DRH continues to work the leg of Homicide and now picks him up and chops him against the corner. DRH whips Homicide to the corner and now DRH runs up and Homicide elbows him in the face. Homicide runs up, AND HITS AN ACE CRUSHER!!!! Homicide covers, 1…2, DRH KICKS OUT!!!!!

MR: DRH ALMOST LOST THE TITLE!!!!

CW: He ain’t gonna give it up like that Rether, not by a long shot.

Homicide quickly grabs DRH by the arm and locks in the Tequilla Sunrise and starts yelling “where my dogs at?” showing love for Konnan which makes the fans boo as start screaming “FUCK TNA!”

MR: Fans really showing how much they care for Jeff Jarrett.

Homicide holds the move in tight but DRH continues to fight for the ropes. Homicide finally let’s go of the hold and picks DRH up and tosses him to the corner. Homicide chops him a few times and now picks him up and slaps him hard in the face. Homicide climbs up and DRH starts fighting back and now wraps Homicide up, AND HE HITS THE NAILDRIVER (Brainbuster) OFF THE TURNBUCKLE!!!!! DRH COVERS, 1…2…3 FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!!! THE MATCH CONTINUES!!!!!

~HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!~

MR: HOMICIDE ESCAPES WITHIN THE LAST SECOND!!!!!!

CW: GOOD GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER!!!!!

DRH kicks Homicide a few times and now goes up to the turnbuckle and he calls for a chair, a fan tosses DRH a chair, AND DRH HITS JUST LIKE SUICIDE (Phoenix Splash) WITH THE CHAIR ON HOMICIDE BUT HE CAN’T MAKE THE COVER!!!!!! DRH and Homicide are both down but now Homicide starts to move and he gets to his feet. Homicide picks DRH up and kicks him a few times and now tosses him to the ropes, DRH comes back and gets taken down with a drop toe hold AND NOW HOMICIDE LOCKS ON AN STF!!!!!

MR: HE’S GOT THE STF LOCKED IN, BUT WAIT A SECOND, HARDCORE JAY IS COMING DOWN AND HE’S ON THE APRON DISTRACTING THE REFEREE!!!!!

DRH is tapping out and Homicide gets off and starts celebrating but sees Hardcore Jay distracting the referee AND NOW JOHN BAY IS IN THE RING WITH A CHAIR AND HE NAILS HOMICIDE!!!!! Homicide is down and now Jay leaves the ring and DRH covers, 1…2…3 NO!!!!! HOMICIDE KICKED OUT!!!!! HOMICIDE KICKED OUT!!!!!! John Bay is on the apron now and he’s arguing with the referee. DRH is back up and RICKY REYES AND ROCKY ROMERO HIT THE RING!!!!! Romero runs up and nails Bay off the apron AND REYES HITS DRH WITH A CHAIR!!!!! Reyes slides outside, AND HOMICIDE NAILS DRH WITH A COP KILLA AND COVERS, 1…2…3!!!!! NEW CHAMPION, NEW CHAMPION!!!!!

Winner And NEW PWK World Champion: Homicide via Cop Killa in 15:45

Rating: 88%

MR: HOMICIDE HAS DONE IT!!!! HOMICIDE IS THE NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!

CW: HE SCREWED HIM RETHER AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!

MR: AH WHO CARES CLINT, IT’S PWK, AND WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!

(Show fades with Homicide being held up by the Havan Pitbulls and Low Ki handing him the World Heavyweight Title and Homicide raising the Title high in the air)

(FADE TO COPYRIGHT)

Overall Show Rating: 85%

[HardcoreJay]

Monday, May 22nd 2006

Sabbath Bloody Sabbath was attended by 7,803 people. We made $312,120 dollars from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!

NEW WORLD CHAMPION CROWNED!!!!!

Last night the unexpected finally happened, Daniel Reed Helton was FINALLY dethroned last night of the World Heavyweight Title by the “Notorious 187” Homicide in a big controversial finish. Both gave it their all and both beat the hell out of each other for over 15 minutes, just when Homicide thought he had the match won, Hardcore Jay ran down to the ring to distract the referee in hopes that DRH would find some way to beat Homicide so Jay can have DRH for himself, however it didn’t end there. Just as Homicide got up when he saw DRH tap, thinking he’d won the match, John Bay ran in with a steel chair and clocked Homicide with it, allowing DRH to pin him, but Homicide kicked out at the last second and Hardcore Jay didn’t even realize it as he had left quickly right after. Moments later with John Bay livid and screaming at the referee, the Havana Pitbulls who debuted earlier in the show helping Low Ki and Homicide escape a beating from Testament and Bay, ran down to the ring, prevented Bay from further interference, and quickly decked DRH with the chair and allowed Homicide to hit the Cop Killa for the pinfall and to become the new Pro Wrestling KING Heavyweight Champion.

What does this mean for the Trinity? What will this mean for Hardcore Jay not being able to take the World Title from DRH? And furthermore, will the Rottweilers now with it’s founding members be even more successful here than their days in Ring Of Honor, stay tuned.

Joey Ryan Expected To Face Mike Quackenbush On Breakout

After making his debut and assaulting Mike Quackenbush and aligning himself with the H8 Club, Joey Ryan and Quackenbsuh are expected to face off against each other on Breakout this week. Will Ryan prevail and make Nick Gage and Justice Pain proud, or will the Chikara founder give him a big upset?

One Year Anniversary Coming Up

The next Pay Per View, Politically Incorrect, will mark Pro Wrestling KING’s One Year Anniversary. It was just one year ago that Pro Wrestling KING had it’s first show and within a year it has already built itself up to be in the top ranks with WWE, RoH, and TNA. Because it’s going to be the one year anniversary, PWK will once again be holding the Pay Per View at the PWK Arena.

Tickets go on sale this Saturday, get your tickets now at ProWrestlingKING.com or show up at the doors.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Breakout Card For May 23rd

Non Title

AJ Styles vs. Chris Hero

Tag Team

Chris Sabin/Paul London vs. Hart Foundation 2K6

Joey Ryan vs. Mike Quackenbush

Petey Williams vs. Sonjay Dutt

Superfight Title

Tyrant © vs. “The Caesar Of Wrestling” Dustin Iler

**Card Subject To Change**

Genocide Card For May 26th

Samoa Joe vs. Raven

Non Title

Matt Hardy vs. Super Dragon

Tag Team Scramble

H8 Club vs. Hart Foundation 2K6 vs. Blackout vs. Profit$ (Jade Diamond/Jay Briscoe)

Debut Match

Will Storm vs. Chance Beckett

Low Ki vs. Austin Aries

Tag Team Title Match

Backseat Boyz © vs. Nick Berk/Jay Lethal

Main Event, Superfight Title Match

Tyrant (if still champion) vs. Nikita Sputnik vs. Jonas Testament

[HardcoreJay]

Tuesday, May 23rd 2006

Joey Ryan vs. Mike Quackenbush

Ryan and Quack start out with a collar elbow tie up and Ryan knees Quack in the gut and takes him down with some forearms. Ryan picks Quack up and tosses him to the ropes, Quack comes back and Ryan takes him down with a backbreaker. Ryan now holds the move in but lets Quack go and dropkicks him in the back of the head and covers, 1…2, kick out. Ryan picks Quack up and chops him to the corner. Ryan whips Quack to the far side and now Ryan runs up and Quack nails him with an elbow. Quack leaps up on the top turnbuckle and leaps off with a flying swinging DDT. Ryan gets back up and runs at Quack and Quack takes him over with an arm drag. Ryan gets up again and Quack nails a dropkick. Ryan gets back up again and Quack nails a big lariat. Quack runs to the ropes and hits a flipping senton and covers, 1…2, Ryan kicks out. Quack grabs the legs of Ryan and turns him around and locks on a surfboard. Quack now rolls on top of Ryan and rolls him back up, and does it again, and again, but now Quack lands in the ropes and must break the count. Quack picks Ryan up but Ryan nails him with a forearm and sends him outside the ring. Ryan climbs out and picks up Quack and shoves him against the guardrail. Ryan now picks Quack up and tosses him back inside the ring. Ryan now gets inside the ring and stomps Quack and now picks him up and shoots him to the ropes. Quack comes back to a ducking Ryan and leaps over and nails a sunset flip but Ryan doesn’t go down. Ryan topples for a few seconds and finally gains balance and goes for a punch but Quack moves and Ryan hits his hand on the mat. Ryan gets turned around by Quack and now Quack lifts him up and locks in the Lightning Lock Beta. (Quack! Quack! Quack!) Quack holds the move in but Ryan doesn’t tap. Quack finally releases the hold and now sets Ryan up and heads up the to the top and comes off with a flying leg drop and covers, 1…2… kick out. Quack rolls Ryan over and now locks on the Lighting Lock original and Ryan is crawling to the ropes and finally makes it. Quack picks Ryan back up and Ryan gets tossed to the ropes but Ryan reverses and sends Quack. Quack comes back and Ryan grabs him with an arm and goes for a uranage but brings him down into a lungblower. (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Ryan covers, 1…2, Quack kicks out. Ryan picks Quack up and takes him to the ropes and now sets him up for the Mustache Ride (Second Rope Swinging Neckbreaker) and he hits it and covers, 1…2… Foot on the ropes. Ryan can’t believe it and now picks Quack up but Quack starts fighting back and sets Ryan up for the Quackendriver II but suddenly Nick Gage runs in and nails Quack with the chair for the DQ.

Winner: Mike Quackenbush via DQ in 10:24

Rating: 76%

Sonjay Dutt vs. Petey Williams

Dutt and Williams lock up and Williams locks in a headlock. Dutt takes Williams to the ropes and shoots him to the other side. Williams comes back and shoulder tackles Dutt. Williams runs to the ropes, leaps over Dutt and heads the other way and now there’s a leap frog and Williams hits the ropes again and Dutt rolls backwards and grabs the head of Williams and hits a headscissors but Williams cartwheels to his feet. Dutt gets back up and Williams runs up and gets kicked by Dutt, and now Dutt hits the Cal Cut Cut and covers, 1…2, kick out. Sonjay picks Williams up and tosses him to the ropes. Williams comes back and Sonjay kicks him again and sets him up for a suplex but Williams counters and goes behind him and nails a back suplex and covers, 1…2, Dutt kicks out. Williams locks on a headlock and keeps Dutt down but Dutt starts fighting back and now Williams picks him up and Dutt backs into the ropes and shoots Williams to the ropes, Williams comes back and nails another shoulder tackle and now sets Dutt up for the sharpshooter but Dutt manages to kick out of it. Dutt back on his feet blocks a punch from Williams and starts chopping him. Dutt whips Williams to the corner and now Dutt runs up, there’s an elbow from Williams and now Williams leaps on the second turnbuckle and comes off with a hurricanrana and connects. Williams rolls over and covers, 1…2… Dutt kicks out. Williams picks Dutt up again and shoots him to the ropes but Dutt hangs on. Williams runs up and Dutt sends him up and over but Williams lands on the apron. Dutt turns around and blocks a punch from Williams and nails Williams with an enziguri. Williams on the outside and now Dutt runs up and hits a springboard 360 press to the outside on Williams. (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Dutt picks Williams back up and tosses him in the ring. Dutt now on the apron goes for the Bombay Blast on Williams but Williams counters it into a sit out powerbomb, 1…2, kick out. Williams picks Dutt back up and shoots him to the ropes. Dutt comes back and Williams with a tilt-a-whirl but Dutt goes around and around on Williams and catches him with a DDT. (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Dutt with the cover, 1…2, Williams kicks out. Dutt kicks Williams a few times and now climbs up the turnbuckle but Williams gets up and nails Sonjay in the face. Williams climbs up top and nails a super arm drag on Dutt. Williams with the cover, 1…2… Dutt kicks out. Williams signals for the end and now picks Sonjay up and goes for the Canadian Destroyer but Dutt manages to nail him with a back body drop. Williams gets back to his feet and Dutt kicks him in the gut and nails the Sonjay Cutter (Asai DDT) and covers, 1…2…3.

Winner: Sonjay Dutt via Sonjay Cutter in 11:14

Rating: 82%

(Scene cuts back into the office of Don Callis where Jonas Testament comes in)

Jonas Testament: We need to talk, right now.

Don Callis: And WHAT is it that we need to talk about?

Jonas Testament: I think you know EXACTLY why I’m here.

Don Callis: Well how many guesses do I get?

Jonas Testament: CUT THE SHIT CALLIS!!!!! I want you to do the right thing, Homicide and DRH tonight for the World Heavyweight Title. I want this rematch to happen and that’s all there is to it. You know damn well that Helton was screwed, and now you’re going to fix it.

Don Callis: I seem to recall a certain one of your buddies trying to screw Homicide as well… Personally I think of the old saying, one good turn deserves another.

Jonas Testament: Am I not making myself clear enough for you? I WANT that World Title back in the Trinity’s possession… And you can either do the right thing… Or there will be hell to pay… Understand?

Don Callis: **Sigh** Alright… I’ll do the right thing… You’ll hear from me in the next hour and I’ll let you know what’s going on.

Jonas Testament: One hour… I’ll be waiting.

(Testament leaves as Callis sits in his chair and cracks a smile and then picks up his phone)

Don Callis: Brandy… Get me Rocky Romero and Ricky Reyes… Tell them they’re on the card tonight.

(Callis hangs up the phone and goes back to what he was doing)

Rating: 89%

Superfight Title Match: Dustin Iler vs. Tyrant ©

Rules For Superfight Title Matches

1. Can Only Win By Submission

2. Tables and Chairs Are Only Allowed To Be Used, Nothing Else

3. 20 Minute Time Limit

4. If Time Limit Expires, 5 Minute Sudden Death Is Awarded

Tyrant and Iler lock up and Tyrant tosses Iler down to the mat. Iler gets back up but Tyrant knocks him down again. Iler is furious and goes outside and grabs a chair and tosses it in the ring. Iler once again grabs another chair and tosses it in the ring, and another, and another. Iler finally picks up another chair and slides in the ring. Iler with the chair now starts talking shit to Tyrant who starts laughing and now turns around and tells Iler to hit him. Iler questions if he’s serious and Tyrant once again tells him to hit him. Iler smiles and measures up and goes to hit him with the chair but kicks him right between the legs. (Cheers) Tyrant turns around and holds himself in pain and Iler blasts him over the head with the chair. Iler picks the chair up again and smacks him across the head once again with the chair. Tyrant goes down and now Iler runs to the ropes and hits a senton on top of Tyrant. Iler now grabs Tyrant and picks him up and shoots him to the corner. Tyrant hits hard and now Iler runs up and nails him with a big leaping forearm. Iler starts showboating and now turns around and Tyrant nails him with a big lariat. Iler is down and now Tyrant picks him up and locks him in a full nelson and lifts him off the mat. Ilers feet are dangling and now Tyrant is trying to make him tap. Iler is fighting the hold and now Iler manages to break free and ducks away from Tyrant. Tyrant chases after Iler but Iler slides outside the ring. Tyrant goes after Iler and now Iler grabs another chair and tosses it at Tyrant but Tyrant catches it and tosses it inside the ring. Iler slides back in the ring and now Tyrant climbs up and starts getting inside the ring but Iler grabs a chair and nails Tyrant in the head with it. Tyrant is hanging on the top rope dazed and now Iler climbs up the turnbuckle and tosses the chair at Tyrant who catches it, and Iler leaps off and nails a spinning heel kick into the chair. (Cheers) Tyrant topples into the ring and now Iler starts setting chairs up into a stack. Tyrant starts getting up and now Iler signals for the Ojai Valley Driver (DVD). Tyrant is up and Iler attempts to pick him up but now Tyrant reverses the hold and nails a pump handle powerslam on Iler on top of the chairs. (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Tyrant grabs Iler and now locks in a sleeper and Iler is knocked out. The ref checks on Iler and picks his arm up, it goes down, up, it goes down. The ref picks his arm up again and it drops but stays alive. Iler is fighting and makes it to the ropes. Tyrant picks Iler up and shoots him to the ropes. Iler comes back and ducks a clothesline from Tyrant and now Iler grabs him and attempts a standing Caesarian Section (Chickenwing/Camel Clutch) but Tyrant backs into the corner. Tyrant now picks Iler up and perches him at the top. Tyrant climbs up and now Iler punches him a few times and knocks Tyrant off and Tyrant crashes down on top of the chairs. Iler is at the top of the turnbuckle and raises his thumb up high and leaps off and nails an elbow drop. Iler quickly turns Tyrant around, and he locks on the Caesarian Section (Chickenwing/Camel Clutch) and Tyrant taps out, NEW SUPERFIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!

Winner And New Superfight Champion: Dustin Iler via Caesarian Section in 12:42

Rating: 62%

(After the match, Hardcore Jay’s music hits and the fans cheer as he makes his way down the aisle carrying the barbed wire chair in his hand and smoking a cigarette in his mouth. Jay climbs inside the ring and get a microphone as the music fades)

Hardcore Jay: Now I ain’t out here tonight to wrestle… But I still wanna say, WELCOME!!!!! TO THE HOUSE, OF HARD-FUCKING-CORE!!!!! (Cheers) Now there’s a couple things I need to talk about or get off my chest… And one thing I need to say to get off my chest is congratulations to Homicide… That’s right… Even though I vowed to myself, and I told every single person that ever stepped up to take that World Title, that if by any reason they should try and take it, I’d be there to stop them, because as far as I saw it, I should’ve been the one to try and take that belt off DRH… BUT, I thought about it for a while last night after DRH won, and I figured that as long as DRH wasn’t the World Champion, everything could be a little bit better around here… So Homicide, congratulations on winning the belt, I’m sorry I got in your face about it a couple weeks ago, and I’m sorry that I got involved… But don’t think for one second that the “Hardcore Icon” isn’t thinking about being World Champion… Just enjoy your title reign right now, and let’s let you and me slide for right now. Now onto something else that’s on my mind, and as always, what’s on my mind right now is obviously beating the fucking hell out of DRH. (Cheers) Helton, it looks like things didn’t go either of our ways… I’m not gonna get the chance to fight you for the title, and you’re nto gonna be the champ anymore… But that doesn’t mean you and I still can’t have fun now can it? What I’m saying is… DRH, I want your ass in this ring ONE MORE TIME!!!!! One more time DRH, one more time to settle the score… And I want this score to be settled next month, at Politically Incorrect. (Cheers) Exactly ONE YEAR AGO DRH, you and me got in the ring for the first time, and you beat me, and two other people to crown yourself the first ever Brass Knuckles Champion. And ever since that time, me and you have been beating the living shit out of each other. And now, one year after, this thing between you and I hasn’t been settled… And it’s time to fucking settle it… So I’ve come up with a match DRH… A match that this thing between us will finally be settled… At Politically Incorrect, let’s do this shit INSIDE A FUCKING CAGE!!!!! (Cheers) NOT JUST ANY CAGE!!!!! Let’s do this shit inside a cage, where the entire fucking cage is surrounded by fucking weapons… Let’s make the fucking cage wrapped in barbed wire, and just for shits and giggles, LET’S MAKE THE FUCKING CAGE FLOW WITH ELECTRICITY!!!!! (Cheers) In other words DRH… I’m challenging you, TO AN ELECTRIFIED CAGE DEATH MATCH!!!!! So DRH, if you want another chance to kick my ass, cuz I know I want to kick yours… You accept my fucking challenge, and you get back to me later…

(Jay drops the microphone and leaves the ring as the fans cheer)

Rating: 100%

(The scene fades back into Callis’ office when the Havana Pitbulls walk in)

Don Callis: Ricky, Rocky, how ya doing?

Ricky Reyes: Pretty good… What you wanna see us about?

Don Callis: Well first I just wanted to say welcome to Pro Wrestling KING, and also I wanted to say that you two did splendid on your first night here Sunday.

Rocky Romero: Yeah we did pretty damn good.

Don Callis: So the reason why I called you boys in here, is because Jonas Testament came to me earlier and wanted me to give his boy DRH a rematch against your boy Homicide.

Rocky Romero: What, DRH need someone else to take care of his business?

Don Callis: I dunno, there’s this whole Testament being DRH and John Bay’s father, it’s a weird gimmick that ain’t really going well… But anyway, I told him within an hour I’d give him a decision, and my decision is this… I want you two to take on him and Bay in a tag team match tonight in the Main Event.

Ricky Reyes: Us taking them on in the Main Event? Sounds like a plan.

Don Callis: GREAT!!!! Well, like I said, welcome to PWK, and do a good job out there and you may get on my good side and I’ll grant ya a title shot in the near future.

Rocky Romero: You got it.

(The Pitbulls shake Callis’ hand and leave)

Rating: 87%

Non Title: Chris Hero vs. AJ Styles

AJ and Hero lock up and Hero slaps on a headlock. AJ backs him to the ropes and shoots him to the other side. Hero leaps over a fallen Styles and goes the other way, AJ gets up and leaps in the air but Hero stays in his tracks and locks on the Cravate. (Hey!) Hero holds it in and now bends AJ down to the mat still holding the move. Hero now puts AJ down on all fours and now Hero leaps up and double stomps AJ on the back and lands a follow up senton. Hero rolls him over and covers, 1…2, AJ kicks out. AJ gets picked up and Hero shoots him to the corner. Hero runs up and AJ kicks him in the face. Hero backs out of the corner and now AJ runs up but Hero gives him a big powerslam. Hero gets back up and runs to the ropes and hits a leg drop, gets back up and hits an elbow drop. Hero gets back up and brings AJ to his feet and nails a scoop slam. Hero to the turnbuckle climbs up and leaps off with a diving elbow to the face of AJ and covers, 1…2, kick out. Hero now locks on a headlock on the mat but Styles drops out of it and locks on an armbar on Hero. Hero gets back to his feet and rolls on the mat and comes back up and locks an arm ringer on AJ. AJ rolls on the mat and comes back and hits a kip up and takes Hero down with an arm drag. Hero gets back up and goes for a clothesline but Styles blocks it and twists Hero and hits a big enziguri. AJ covers, 1…2, kick out. AJ picks Hero back up and tosses him to the ropes but Hero counters and sends AJ and nails a big lariat in the ropes taking him to the outside. Hero sets up AJ and runs to the ropes and comes back and fakes the fans out and just climbs out on the apron and nails AJ with a double axe handle. Hero grabs AJ and tosses him back inside the ring. Hero now climbs in and grabs AJ from behind and nails a back cracker and covers, 1…2, AJ kicks out. Hero picks AJ back up and chops him to the corner. Hero now picks AJ up on the turnbuckle and turns around and locks in the Cravate. (Hey!) Hero holds the move in and now nails the Cravate-O-Clasm and covers, 1…2, AJ gets the shoulder up. Hero argues about the count but now picks AJ up and nails a European uppercut and backs AJ into the ropes. Hero shoots AJ to the far side, AJ comes back and nails a sunset flip but gets right back up and attempts the Styles Clash but Hero manages to squirm out of it and goes underneath AJ. Hero comes back up and grabs him from behind but AJ breaks out and nails the Pele. Hero goes down and AJ covers, 1…2, Hero kicks out. AJ picks Hero up and tosses him to the corner and starts kicking him. AJ now whips Hero to the far side and now AJ runs up and grabs Hero and hits a monkey flip and now Styles flips on top of Hero but Hero puts his knees up and takes Styles to his feet. Styles brings Hero up and they do a test of strength and Hero takes AJ down and AJ does a bridge and Hero leaps up but AJ catches Hero and brings him back down, Hero picks AJ up and AJ nails him with a jumping headscissors takedown. Hero gets back to his feet and now AJ tosses him to the ropes but Hero counters and sends AJ and AJ hits a springboard reverse DDT and covers, 1…2… kick out. AJ locks on a cross arm breaker but Hero manages to get to the ropes. Hero gets picked up and Hero starts fighting AJ off and now shoots him to the ropes. AJ comes back and ducks a clothesline from Hero and now wraps Hero up from behind but Hero elbows his way out of it and now locks on a Cravate (Hey!) Hero holds the move in and now leaps up and hits the Death Is Welcome, 1…2…3 kick out at the last second. Hero quickly turns AJ over and goes for the Hangman’s Clutch but AJ starts crawling for the ropes and grabs them. Hero stomps AJ and now picks him up and tosses him to the ropes. AJ comes back and Hero kicks AJ in the gut. Hero runs to the ropes, goes for a kick but AJ counters and kicks the leg out from Hero and hits a standing moonsault but Hero puts his knees up. AJ holds his chest in pain and now Hero gets back up and now sets AJ for a piledriver but AJ counters and picks Hero up and hits an Air Raid and holds the legs, 1…2…3.

Winner: AJ Styles via Air Raid Crash in 12:17

Rating: 83%

Hart Foundation 2K6 (Evans/Teddy Hart) vs. Paul London/Chris Sabin

Sabin and Evans start things out and Sabin takes Evans down with an arm drag. Evans gets up and starts talking smack and now starts break dancing with the fans cheering him on. Evans gets back up and tells Sabin he can’t do that (break dance) and now Sabin tells Evans to back up and now starts doing the “Running Man” and the “Cabbage Patch” and the fans start cheering. (You Got Served! You Got Served! You Got Served!) Evans gets pissed and now attacks Sabin and chops him to the ropes. Evans shoots Sabin to the ropes and Evans hits a spinning wheel kick on Sabin. Evans picks Sabin up and takes him to the corner and tags in Hart. Hart climbs in and starts taking control of Sabin and now Hart picks Sabin up and hits a back suplex/bulldog combination and covers, 1…2, Sabin kicks out. Hart picks Sabin up and chops him into the corner. Hart shoots Sabin to the corner and now Hart runs up but Sabin boots him in the face. Sabin leaps on the turnbuckle and nails a missile dropkick and covers, 1…2, kick out. Sabin gets to his feet and stomps away on Hart and now picks him up and tags in London. London comes in and hammers away on Hart and now tosses him to the ropes. Hart comes back and leaps over a ducking London and dropkicks the leg of London. London on his knee and now Hart runs up and hits a flipping cutter on London and covers, 1…2, kick out. Hart stomps away on London and now goes to the apron and hits a springboard leg drop and covers, 1…2, kick out. Hart picks London back up and chops him to the ropes. Hart shoots London to the other side and comes back and ducks a clothesline from Hart. Hart turns around and London hits the dropsault and Hart rolls to the outside. London now runs up and hits a vaulting body press on Hart. (Cheers) Sabin and Evans in the ring and now Evans tosses Sabin to the corner and Sabin runs up the turnbuckle and hits a suicide dive to the outside on London and Hart. The fans are cheering for Evans now to hit some crazy move. Evans climbs the turnbuckle and starts showboating and now leaps off and hits a phoenix splash onto everybody. (PWK! PWK! PWK!) London is back to his feet and he grabs Hart and tosses him into the ring. London gets back inside and now picks Hart up but Hart starts coming back with rights and lefts. Hart runs to the ropes and now comes back and hits a body press but London catches him and hits a bridging fallaway slam, 1…2… kick out. London gets back up and picks Hart up and tosses him to the corner. London now with the tag to Sabin and now Sabin comes in and nails a snap suplex on Hart. Sabin now climbs up the turnbuckle and comes off with a headbutt and misses. Hart makes the tag to Evans and now Evans runs up and Hart nails a back body drop on Evans but Evans nails a 450 splash on Sabin and covers, 1…2… London breaks the count. Evans gets up and starts kicking Sabin and now Hart nails London with a few right hands and takes him up and over the top to the outside. Hart and Evans grab Sabin and now Evans nails a backbreaker and holds Sabin as Hart goes up top and hits the Hart Attack 2.0 (Shooting Star Elbow) on Sabin. Evans covers, 1…2… London pulls the leg of Evans out of the pin. Hart keeps nailing Sabin and now Evans nails a backflip kick on London and slides back inside the ring. Hart back up nails a slingshot body press on London. Evans picks Sabin up and hits a slam and now goes up to the turnbuckle but Sabin is back up and grabs Evans on his shoulders and hits the Cradle Shock, 1…2… The lights Suddenly go out and the fans are wondering what’s going on. The lights come on once again and Chance Beckett is in the ring. Sabin turns around and gets hit with the Chance Encounter on Sabin for the DQ. London comes in and tries to attack Beckett but Beckett clotheslines him down and the Hart Foundation starts going to work on both Sabin and London

Winners: Chris Sabin/Paul London via DQ in 11:14

Rating: 89%

(Teddy Hart quickly grabs a microphone)

Teddy Hart: ALRIGHT YOU PLAYER HATING SON OF BITCHES!!!!! LISTEN UP, AND LISTEN GOOD!!!!! This man standing inside this ring, is CHANCE FUCKING BECKETT!!!!! He is a born and raised Canadian, he is from Calgary, he has trained with the best fucking family in the HISTORY of professional wrestling, and NOW he is a part of the GREATEST FUCKING STABLE in the history of professional wrestling, THE HART FOUNDATION!!!!! So all you assholes need to do yourselves a favor, AND THAT IS WHEN YOU SEE US, RESPECT US!!!!! Because if you don’t respect us, then by god we will do unto you people what we just did to these two punk ass sons of bitches in this ring…

(Hart drops the microphone and keeps helping his fellow members stomp on London and Sabin)

Rating: 56%

(The camera fades backstage where Dustin Iler is seen leaving the PWK Arena with the Superfight Title around his shoulder when Nikita Sputnik comes into view and stands in his way)

Nikita Sputnik: Congratulation’s Meester Iler. I am very happy you won title tonight.

Dustin Iler: So am I… So am I.

Nikita Sputnik: But just letting you know… Come Genocide… You vill be going up against me, und Testament… And I vill once again, become Superfight Champion. Best of luck to you… You vill need eet.

(Sputnik looks at him and the Superfight Title and walks off as Iler looks on and then pats the Superfight Title)

Rating: 91%

Havana Pitbulls vs. The Trinity (Bay/Testament)

Bay and Reyes start things out and Reyes lands a takedown on Bay. Reyes holds Bay by the foot and now attempts to lock on a move but Bay kicks him off and rolls to his feet. Reyes charges after him with a lariat but Bay takes him down and locks on the Fujiwara Armbar but Reyes grabs the ropes. Bay refuses to release the hold but finally does so. Bay picks up Reyes and tosses him to the ropes, Reyes comes back and gets nailed by a kick from Bay and Bay nails a spin kick to the side of Reyes’ head and covers, 1…2, Reyes kicks out. Bay picks Reyes back up and chops him to the corner and tags in Testament. Testament starts punching away at Reyes and now tosses him to the ropes. Reyes comes back and ducks a big boot from Testament, comes up behind him and clubs him in the back a few times and now runs to the ropes and leaps up and hits a leaping clothesline to the back of his head. Reyes tags out to Romero and now the Pitbulls come in and start working over Testament. Reyes and Romero whip Testament to the ropes, Testament comes back and takes a double clothesline but Testament stands there and now starts forearming Reyes and Romero. Testament now grabs Reyes and tosses him over the top rope to the outside. Testament turns back around and Romero starts kicking away at Testament and now Romero grabs the arm of Testament and locks in a flipping armbar. Testament is trying for the ropes but Romero is fighting. Bay now in the ring stomps away on Romero to break the hold. Romero picks Testament up and chops him to the corner. Romero now picks Testament on the turnbuckle and tags in Reyes. Reyes and Romero grab Testament and nail a double suplex off the turnbuckle. Reyes with the cover, 1…2, Bay comes in and breaks the count. Reyes turns Testament over and locks on a camel clutch. Reyes holds the move and now drops him down with a pinfall variation, 1…2, kick out. Reyes picks Testament up and starts kicking him and now tosses him to the corner and Bay tags in. Reyes runs up and Testament kicks Reyes in the face. Bay now climbs on the turnbuckle and Testament shoots Bay into Reyes and nails a swinging DDT. (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Bay covers, 1…2, Romero breaks the count. Bay picks Reyes up and tosses him to the ropes. Reyes comes back and Bay nails a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Bay gets up and runs to the ropes, springboard rolling senton. Bay gets back up again and hits an asai moonsault ala Hayabusa and covers, 1…2… Reyes kicks out. Bay picks Reyes up and kicks him a few times and takes him to the corner. Bay whips Reyes to the corner but Reyes reverses and sends Bay. Bay hits hard and now Reyes runs up and goes for a kick but Bay grabs the leg of Reyes and turns him around and now picks him up and hits the Wake Up Call (Rikishi Driver) and covers, 1…2… Romero breaks the count. Bay tags out to Testament and now Testament comes in and picks Reyes up and nails him with a stiff lariat and covers, 1…2, Romero breaks the count and now pulls Reyes over to the corner and tags in. Romero comes in and kicks Testament a few times and now nails him with a jumping knee strike. Romero shoots Testament to the corner and now runs up and nails a big double knee. Romero brings Testament out and turns him around and sets him up for the tiger suplex but Testament counters and now tosses Romero to the ropes and hits the big boot. Romero gets back up and Testament grabs him and hits the Destiny’s Flaw (Lifting Double Arm DDT) and covers, 1… Bay comes in and nails Reyes with a lariat, 2…3.

Winner: The Trinity via Destiny’s Flaw in 11:31

(After the match, Homicide runs out with a chair and goes after Bay and Testament but Bay and Testament escape quickly and head up the ramp as Homicide checks up on the Havana Pitbulls)

Rating: 76%

(Show fades with Homicide and the Pitbulls talking smack)

Overall Show Rating: 80%

[HardcoreJay]

Wednesday, May 24th 2006

We got a 1.98 rating for Breakout. The attendance level was 7,961 people.

We made $238,830 dollars from ticket sales.

LIVEWIRE!!!!!

Hardcore Jay Challenges DRH For Politically Incorrect

Last night Hardcore Jay came out and said his peace regarding the Main Event at Sabbath Bloody Sabbath and publicly apologized to Homicide for interfering in his match. He stated that he was happy that Homicide took the belt but that he wanted to be the one to dethrone DRH and take the title. He then went on to say that he wanted nothing more than to beat DRH once more, and challenged him to an Electrified Cage Death Match at the one year anniversary. Explaining what an Electrified Cage Death Match is, it’s all in the name. It’s a cage which inside has a lot of weapons to be used on someone, the entire cage is flowing with electricity, and as an added bonus from Hardcore Jay, the cage is going to be wrapped in barbed wire. The only way to win this match, is to clearly kill your opponent, but since that might… Or may happen, pinfall or submission will be the keys to victory. DRH has yet to respond to the challenge, but knowing DRH, he’ll answer it soon enough.

Dustin Iler Takes Tyrant’s Place In Superfight Title Match At Genocide

It is unclear as to why Tyrant dropped the title to Dustin Iler last night, many feel that he is very unhappy within PWK as there really is no character development and or angles being pointed in his direction. He is still a member of the Church however which could lead to something. Dustin Iler is expected to defend the Superfight Title on Genocide this week against Nikita Sputnik and Jonas Testament but word going around the locker room is that he may not walk out with the title.

Another Stable Is Added

Last night during a match between the Hart Foundation and Chris Sabin and Paul London, Chris Sabin was about to win the match for him and London when the light suddenly went out when the referee was administering the 3 count. When the lights came back on, Chance Beckett, a former finalist for ECWA Super 8 Tournament, and trainee of Stu Hart and the rest of the Hart family made his PWK debut and attacked London and Sabin. Teddy Hart then got on the microphone and said that Chance was now a member of the Hart Foundation. This was bound to happen sooner or later, as there was talk about making the Hart Foundation live up to it’s previous years of tag teams and stables. You cannot forget when Bret Hart, the uncle of Teddy, and Jim Neidhart formed the Hart Foundation and claimed the Tag Team Titles on more than one occasion back in the WWF, and later made the stable consisting of Bret, Owen, Jim, Brian Pillman, and the British Bulldog. Look for the Hart Foundation to gain some more members during the coming months.

UPCOMING EVENTS!!!!!

Genocide Card For May 26th

Main Event, Superfight Title Match, 3 Way Dance

Dustin Iler © vs. Nikita Sputnik vs. Jonas Testament

Tag Team Titles

Backseat Boyz © vs. Jay Lethal/Nick Berk

Samoa Joe vs. Raven

Non Title

Matt Hardy vs. Super Dragon

Low Ki vs. Austin Aries

Debut Match

Chance Beckett vs. Will Storm

Tag Team Scramble

Hart Foundation vs. H8 Club vs. Blackout vs. Profit$ (Jade Diamond/Jay Briscoe)

Breakout Card For May 30th

3 Way Dance

Antonio Mason vs. Gabriel Octavo Marquez vs. Paul London

Chris Sabin vs. Chance Beckett

Tag Team

Hart Foundation (Hart/Evans) vs. Church Of The Macabre (Daniels/Tyrant)

Non Title

Backseat Boyz vs. Hardy Boyz

Superfight Title Match

Dustin Iler (If Still Champion) vs. Hardcore Jones

Main Event

Rottweilers (Homicide/Low Ki) vs. CM Punk/Austin Aries

[HardcoreJay]

Friday, May 26th 2006

Will Storm vs. Chance Beckett

Storm and Beckett lock up and Beckett takes Storm down with an arm drag. Beckett gets up and starts showboating and now slaps a headlock on Storm. Storm takes Beckett to the ropes and shoots him to the other side. Beckett goes under a leap frog and Storm rolls backwards into Beckett and Beckett brings him back to his feet and chops him into the ropes. Beckett shoots Storm to the ropes again and Storm hits a springboard arm drag on Beckett. Beckett slides outside the ring and now Storm runs up and goes for a move but saves himself as Beckett moves out of the way. Storm on the outside now forearms Beckett and slides him back in the ring. Storm on the apron now hits a slingshot swanton and covers, 1…2, Beckett kicks out. Storm stomps Beckett and now picks him up and slaps on a headlock and takes him over. Storm with the headlock still on but now Beckett rolls him into a pin, 1…2, Storm kicks out and gets the headlock back on but now Beckett wraps his legs around the head of Storm and takes him down. Storm tries to kick out but Beckett still has the hold locked in. Storm finally kicks out and both are back up and Beckett shoots Storm to the ropes, Storm comes back and Beckett kicks him in the gut and nails a big vertical suplex and floats over, 1…2, Storm kicks out. Beckett picks Storm up and forearms him a few times and takes him to the corner. Beckett runs up and Storm elbows him in the face and now climbs up the turnbuckle and grabs him and nails the Perfect Storm (Tornado DDT) and covers, 1…2… Beckett kicks out. Storm slaps on a figure 4 now but Beckett manages to turn the move over and Storm finally lets go. Storm back to his feet picks Beckett up but Beckett starts coming back with punches and forearms and now grabs Storm and hits a belly to belly suplex. Storm gets picked up again and now Beckett locks in a butterfly submission. Storm is in pain but isn’t giving up and now punches the ribs of Beckett and takes him off and nails a big forearm in his face and slaps a butterfly submission of his own but Beckett grabs the ropes. Storm picks Beckett back up and shoots him to the ropes. Storm ducks and Beckett grabs Storm and nails a big double arm DDT and covers, 1…2… Storm kicks out. Beckett stomps Storm and now picks him back up and nails an Osaka street cutter and now quickly gets up and nails Storm with a neckbreaker and covers, 1…2, kick out. Beckett heads to the top now and perches himself up and comes off with a splash but Storm moves out of the way. Storm back to his feet runs up and nails a shining wizard on Beckett and covers, 1…2… Beckett kicks out. Storm picks Beckett back up and kicks him in the gut and now sets him up for a piledriver but Beckett counters with a back body drop. Storm gets back up and Beckett kicks Storm right in the nuts for the DQ. Beckett not caring now as he picks Storm up and nails the Chance Encounter before leaving the ring.

Winner: Will Storm via DQ in 10:26

Rating: 65%

Non Title: Matt Hardy vs. Super Dragon

Hardy and Dragon lock up and Matt slaps a headlock on Dragon. Dragon tosses Hardy to the ropes, Hardy comes back and Dragon takes him down in a drop toe hold and now locks on a boston crab. Dragon holds the move but now Hardy starts moving towards the ropes but Dragon lets go of the hold. Dragon nails Hardy with a few kicks to the back and picks Hardy back up and tosses him to the ropes. Dragon ducks and Hardy comes back and kicks him in the face and now wraps him up and hits the Side Effect on Dragon and covers, 1…2, Dragon kicks out. Hardy locks on a reverse chinlock on Dragon now and Dragon is in pain. Hardy finally lets go of the hold and now kicks Dragon in the back. Hardy picks Dragon up and takes him to the corner and chops him a few times and now shoots him to the far side. Hardy runs up and nails a clothesline and follows with a bulldog and covers, 1…2, Dragon kicks out. Hardy now sets Dragon up and goes to the second rope and comes off with a leg drop but Dragon moves away from it. Hardy gets back up and Dragon grabs him from behind and hits a big back suplex. Dragon picks Matt up and turns him around again and nails a big saito suplex. Dragon picks Hardy up again and picks him up in a back suplex but drops him down in a face plant and covers, 1…2, Hardy kicks out. Dragon now grabs the leg of Hardy and stomps the inside and now goes for a figure 4 but drops down quickly and Hardy is in pain holding his ankle. Dragon grabs the leg of Hardy again and does the same thing but now pulls his ankle up going for the submission. Hardy tries for the ropes but Dragon keeps the ankle hold on but now Hardy forearms Dragon a few times and Dragon releases the hold. Hardy gets back up but takes a knee from Dragon and now Dragon picks him up and hits a brainbuster. Dragon covers, 1…2… Hardy kicks out. Dragon picks Hardy up and takes him to the corner and starts up with the Violence Party and Hardy is rocked. Dragon takes him to the center of the ring and hits a snap mare and follows up with a kick to the back. Dragon covers Hardy, 1…2, Hardy kicks out and Dragon quickly grabs Hardy by the arm and locks on an armbar. Hardy fights for the ropes and touches it with his foot. Dragon picks Hardy back up and now chops him in the corner. Dragon picks Hardy up and slaps him in the face. Dragon climbs up and goes for a hurricanrana but Hardy hangs on and Dragon hits hard on the mat. Hardy now leaps and nails a missile dropkick on Dragon and covers, 1…2, Dragon kicks out. Hardy picks Dragon up and now nails a suplex and rolls up and locks in a double underhook body scissors (Hardy! Hardy! Hardy!) and Dragon tries to break the hold but Hardy keeps it locked in but Dragon finally breaks it. Hardy picks Dragon up and shoots him to the ropes. Dragon comes back and ducks a clothesline from Hardy and trips him up and now has him hooked up and nails the Curb Stomp. (Holy Shit! Holy Shit! Holy Shit!) Dragon rolls Hardy over and covers, 1…2… kick out. Dragon picks Hardy up and now tosses him to the corner. Dragon runs up and leaps in the air but Hardy moves and Dragons lands on the turnbuckle. Dragon leaps back at Hardy and Hardy brings him down into a modified Twist Of Fate and covers, 1…2…3.

Hardy gets up and holds the Juniorweight Title up in the air and then suddenly Bud runs in and clubs him from behind. Bud stomps away on Hardy and now picks him up and nails the Aggro Plex (Head/Arm Suplex) and talks trash before fleeing the scene as Jeff Hardy runs in for the save.

Winner: Matt Hardy via Twist Of Fate in 10:41

Rating: 91%

(Scene fades back into the locker room where Jade Diamond and Jay Briscoe are standing by with Richard Thorton)

Richard Thorton: Coming off a big win at Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, Jade Diamond, you have a big decision to make in regards to your win in the battle royal, tonight you and Jay Briscoe take on three other tag teams, but the big question on everyone’s mind is what title will you be going for now that you’ve got the opportunity to challenge for any title here in PWK?

Jade Diamond: Ah yes that’s right I DO get to challenge for any title. And there’s a lot of titles that the “DRAW” could go for. I mean I could challenge for the Television Title yet again and become a two time Television Champion. Me and my Profit Jay Briscoe could challenge for the Tag Team Titles and god knows we’d win those because we’re just too damn good and you’ll be seeing just how good of a tag team we are in the next few minutes. The Juniorweight Title, meh, doesn’t really fit well into the “DRAW’s” persona, even though I am an excellent Juniorweight in that division, holding that title will be pointless since there wouldn’t be anybody in this company to take it from me… And then of course there is the Superfight Title which everyone knows that Jade Diamond isn’t afraid of showing his “hard style” and as always, there’s the big trophy of them all. The World Heavyweight Title. And it seems that I’ve got a TOUGH decision to make, and I shall make that decision in the weeks to come. Right now me and Jay have match to win, we’ll see ya later.

(Diamond and Jay Briscoe walk off as the camera fades)

Rating: 89%

Tag Team Scramble: The H8 Club vs. The Blackout vs. The Profit$ vs. Hart Foundation (Teddy Hart/Jack Evans)

There’s only one fall in this match and right now the H8 Club are pounding away on the Hart Foundation and the Blackout is getting hammered by the Profit$. Brisoce grabs Ruckus and tosses him to the ropes, Ruckus comes back and ducks a clothesline from Jay and kicks him in the gut and nails flipping neckbreaker. Ruckus with the cover gets broken up by Diamond. Nick Gage tosses Teddy to the corner and starts stomping away on him. Justice Pain grabs a hold of Sabian and starts punching away at him and now tosses him to the ropes and nails him with a spinebuster. Gage and Pain now working over Teddy and they toss him to the far corner. Nick Gage grabs Pain and now shoots him to the corner but Pain reverses and sends Gage who nails Teddy with a big clothesline in the corner. Teddy falls down and now Gage runs to the ropes and comes back and hits the boot scrape across the face of Teddy Hart. (Who’s The Man!) Jade Diamond now runs up and clotheslines Justice Pain over the top to the outside. Diamond sets him up and runs to the ropes and comes back and hits a flying space tiger drop onto Justice Pain. (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Nick Gage starts stomping away on Briscoe and now he shoots Briscoe to the ropes. Briscoe comes back and ducks a clothesline from Gage and hits a somersault rope flip to the outside on Diamond and Pain. (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Nick Gage starts getting assaulted by the Blackout and now Evans joins in and the three toss him up and over the top to the outside. Sabian now climbs up the turnbuckle and hits a diving body press onto the outside. Ruckus and Evans now trade right and left hands and now Ruckus shoots Evans to the ropes. Evans comes back and ducks a clothesline from Ruckus and hits an enziguri. Evans now goes to the ropes and hits a springboard corkscrew body press onto everybody. (Jack! Jack! Jack!) Ruckus now the only man left in the ring hits the ropes, and comes back and hits a diving moonsault to the outside. (Ruckus! Ruckus! Ruckus!) Justice Pain is the first man up and he grabs a hold of Jay Briscoe and tosses him in the guardrail. Sabian gets to his feet and grabs Jack Evans and tosses him back in the ring. Sabian climbs up the apron and hits a springboard dropkick on Evans and covers, 1…2… Evans kicks out. Sabian picks Evans back up and takes him to the corner and chops him a few times and now starts stomping away at him. Sabian tosses Evans to the corner and runs up but Evans kicks him in the face. Evans now runs up and hits a big jawbreaker on Sabian. On the outside Jade Diamond gets nailed by Nick Gage with a hard lariat. Ruckus is back up and in on the apron and hits a shooting star press onto Jade Diamond. (Claps) Nick Gage forearms Ruckus in the back and tosses him back inside the ring. Gage slides back in and Evans hammers him and now tosses him to the ropes but Gage reverses and grabs Evans and nails the Chokebreaker. Gage with the cover, 1…2… Hart breaks the count. Teddy stomps Gage but now Pain grabs him and nails a release german suplex. Pain with the cover, 1…2… Briscoe breaks the count. Briscoe picks up Pain and nails a few chops and now sets him on the turnbuckle. Briscoe climbs up top but now Gage runs up and grabs Briscoe and hoists him up on his shoulders and Pain comes off with a big clothesline. Sabian crawls and covers, 1…2… Jade Diamond breaks the count. Evans is back up and he grabs Sabian and hits an Evans Driver. Evans now climbs the turnbuckle and hits the 630 on Sabian and covers, 1…2… Ruckus breaks the count. Ruckus picks Evans up and tosses him to the outside. Teddy Hart runs up and Ruckus sets him up for a tilt-a-whirl but Hart nails a headscissors and takes Ruckus up and over the top to the outside. Nick Gage and Pain stomp away on Diamond and now Briscoe runs up and nails a spinning heel kick onto Gage who goes to the outside. Pain grabs Briscoe and goes for the Pain Thriller but Briscoe counters and hits an ace crusher. Teddy Hart runs up for a clothesline on Briscoe but Briscoe ducks and Diamond kicks Teddy Hart and hits Less Than Zero (Tigerdriver) and covers, 1…2…3.

Winners: The Profit$ via Less Than Zero in 12:16

Rating: 82%

(The camera fades backstage where the Backseat Boyz are standing by with the Tag Team Titles around their shoulders)

Trent Acid: You see, to put it plain and simple, the Backseat Boyz are ONCE AGAIN on top of things. We’ve been all over the world, and every single time some cheap fucking company, or some slightly big company hires us, what do we do? We TAKE the fucking Tag Team Titles and we boost the companies image. It was just one year ago that this company opened it’s doors, and we were two guys of many that got offered contracts, and yeah they were fucking cheap, but now that we’ve been here for just 7 months, after I became the first EVER Television Champion, and now that we’re the Tag Team Champions, we’ve made this company more money than any of these other guys could ever try and do… And with the company making more money, that means that we get more money, and god knows we love that money… Even more than these belts…

Johnny Kashmere: BUT THE BELTS ARE GOOD TOO TRENT!!!!!

Trent Acid: Yeah they are… Dudley Boyz, you two jerky’s tried to take them from us… And ya fucked it all up. The odds were in YOUR FAVOR of beating us at the Pay Per View, and ya fucked it up. Now that we’ve gone and have beaten you two times.

Johnny Kashmere: TWO TIMES, HAHA!!!!!

Trent Acid: After we’ve beaten you two, there ain’t nobody left in this fucking company to challenge us.

Johnny Kashmere: Well wait Trent… Nick Berk and Jay Lethal are challenging us tonight.

Trent Acid: Oh fuck them… Nick Berk hasn’t done shit for wrestling even in his days with CZW…

Johnny Kashmere: Well wait… He did wrestle a couple times for WWE.

Trent Acid: And he got his ass kicked.

Johnny Kashmere: Good point… Hey, you played a security guard one time didn’t you?

Trent Acid: BRO!!!! I told you to never talk about that… The fans will think I sold out.

Johnny Kashmere: The fans hate us.

Trent Acid: Oh yeah… Well fuck them, WWE, VINCE AND TRIPLE H RULE!!!!!

Johnny Kashmere: YEAH!!!!!

Trent Acid: Dude seriously fuck this promo, let’s go kick Nick and Lethal’s ass.

Johnny Kashmere: Sounds good to me.

(The Backseat Boyz laugh and walk off)

Rating: 82%

Tag Team Titles: Jay Lethal/Nick Berk vs. Backseat Boyz ©

Lethal and Acid start things out and they lock up and Lethal backs Acid into the corner and the ref calls for a break. Lethal backs off and now Acid charges at him but Lethal takes him down with an arm drag. Both back up and Lethal hits another arm drag. Acid gets back up and Lethal takes him down and covers, 1…, Acid kicks out and they scramble to their feet and now Acid hits an arm drag on Lethal. Lethal back up again and blocks a kick from Acid and spins him around and Lethal nails a spinning heel kick and covers, 1…2… Acid kicks out. Lethal picks Acid back up and locks an arm ringer on him and tags out to Berk. Berk comes in and kicks the ribs of Acid and now chops him in the corner. Berk shoots Acid out the corner but Acid reverses and sends Berk into the corner where Kashmere holds his foot on the ropes but Berk blocks it and forearms Kashmere in the face. Berk turns around and Acid charges in with a spear and nails him in the corner. Acid chops away at Berk and now tags out. Kashmere comes in and starts stomping away on Berk and now brings him to the center and nails a snapmare. Kashmere runs to the ropes, kicks Berk hard in the back and nails a dropkick to the head and covers, 1…2… Berk kicks out. Kashmere picks Berk up and tosses him to the ropes. Berk comes back and leaps over a fallen Kashmere and goes the other way, Berk bounces off and ducks under a clothesline attempt and sidekicks Kashmere in the gut and nails a DDT. Berk with the cover, 1…2, Acid breaks the count. Berk locks on a step over face lock and Kashmere isn’t going anywhere. Acid comes in and kicks Berk in the back to break the hold. Berk picks Kashmere up and tags in Lethal. Lethal leaps in the ring and takes Kashmere to the ropes. Kashmere comes back and Lethal nails a Japanese arm drag on Kashmere and flips with him. Lethal picks Kashmere back up and tosses him in his corner and Acid makes the blind tag. Lethal runs up and leaps in the air but Kashmere moves out of the way. Acid comes in and the Backseat Boyz set Lethal up on the corner and Kashmere tosses Lethal into Acid who nails the Acid Bomb. (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Acid with the cover on Lethal, 1…2, Berk breaks the count at the last second. Acid picks Lethal back up and forearms him into the corner and makes the tag to Kashmere. Kashmere comes in and the Backseat Boyz hit the Comic Atomic on Lethal. Kashmere covers, 1…2… Lethal kicks out. Kashmere stomps the leg of Lethal and now turns him over and locks on an inverted scorpion deathlock. Lethal tries to fight for the ropes but they’re too far. Lethal finally manages to break the hold and now Kashmere picks Lethal back up and forearms him a few times and now runs to the ropes and goes for a lariat but Lethal bridges out of it. Kashmere turns around and Lethal nails a hiptoss follows with a cartwheel and dropkicks Kashmere in the face. (Claps) Lethal now starts crawling for the corner and tags in a fresh Nick Berk. Berk comes in and clotheslines Acid. Kashmere gets up and goes for a lariat but Berk ducks and picks him up from behind and nails the Berkulator and covers, 1…2… Acid breaks the count. Berk grabs Kashmere and locks on the Texas Cloverleaf 2K6 and Kashmere is about to give in but Acid comes and breaks up the count again. Lethal comes in and starts hammering away on Acid and he tosses him over the top to the outside. Lethal and Berk now picks Kashmere up, Berk grabs him from behind and nails a big back suplex and now Lethal rolls Kashmere back up and has him locked in, and he hits the Dragon Suplex. Berk rolls Kashmere over and covers, 1…2… Acid pulls the referee out of the ring. Acid slides back inside the ring and Lethal goes for a clothesline but Acid ducks and nails Lethal with a superkick that sends him to the outside. Berk gets back up and grabs Acid and nails the Berkacet. Berk starts talking smack and turns around and Kashmere picks him up and nails the Cradle Breaker and covers, 1…2…3.

Winners And Still Tag Team Champions: The Backseat Boyz via Cradle Breaker in 11:24

Rating: 88%

(The camera fades backstage where Richard Thorton is standing by with Hardcore Jay)

Richard Thorton: Hardcore Jay, it’s been almost a week since we last saw you, and the last time we saw you, the challenge was made to Daniel Reed Helton, you and him one on one again, this time you made it inside a cage, but not just any cage, an electrified cage death match. Well so far, DRH has not yet responded to your challenge, what do you have to say about that?

Hardcore Jay: All I have to say to that is that it’s typical DRH. When he’s not the fucking champ, he’s always reluctant to agree to a challenge. When he was the champ, and anybody challenged his ass, he was quick to jump on the opportunity because he was the champ, and all he wanted to do was retain that title with help from his boys in the Trinity. Well now that Homicide beat him, he’s not only in denial about it, but where in the hell has he been since Sabbath Bloody Sabbath? He’s been sitting in some fucking corner somewhere pissing and moaning about why he should be the World Champion. Well DRH, guess what, you’re not the fucking champion, and as far as I see it, you were NEVER a World Champion. So why don’t you stop your fucking crying, accept my fucking challenge for Politically Incorrect, and let’s get back in the ring and kick the living shit out of each other.

Richard Thorton: Strong words from the self proclaimed “Hardcore Icon” of PWK. Thanks for taking this time to talk with us Jay, and I hope you get your challenge answered, OH MY GOD!!!!

(From out of nowhere DRH comes in and nails Hardcore Jay from behind with a barbed wire baseball bat. DRH continues to beat Jay down and now grabs his forehead and starts cutting him with the barbed wire. DRH finally lets him go and stands over top of him)

DRH: YOU WANT A FIGHT?!?!?! YOU WANT ME ONE MORE TIME?!?!?! YOU GOT IT YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!! AND I PROMISE, THIS TIME, I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!

(DRH gives Jay one more shot with the baseball bat and then walks off as a bleeding Jay tries to gasp for air with Richard Thorton trying to help him and calling for help)

Rating: 100%

Raven vs. Samoa Joe

Raven is reluctant to get inside the ring with Joe but finally gets inside and locks up with him. Raven goes behind Joe and locks him in a headlock. Joe tosses Raven to the ropes and Raven comes back and shoulders Joe but Joe doesn’t go down. Raven forearms Joe and now runs to the ropes and comes back with a lariat and Joe takes the lariat. Joe tells Raven to go for the ropes again and Raven does so and comes back and kicks Joe in the gut. Joe topples over and now Raven sets him up for the Raven Effect but Joe picks Raven up and runs into the corner and slams Raven. Joe starts pounding away at Raven with chops and kicks and now picks Raven up on the turnbuckle and slaps him hard in the face. Joe bends Raven down and now sets him up and nails the Muscle Buster. Raven is down and now Joe covers, 1…2… Raven kicks out at the last second. Joe picks Raven up again and starts headbutting him and now tosses him to the ropes but Raven reverses and sends Joe. Joe comes back and Raven nails a drop toe hold. Raven comes up and locks Joe in a headlock. Joe starts getting back to his feet and now has Raven set up and nails the Chimeraplex on Raven. Raven is dazed and now Joe locks on The Choke and Raven taps out

Winner: Samoa Joe via The Choke in 6:11

Rating: 88%

Austin Aries vs. Low Ki

Aries and Low Ki lock up and Aries shoots Low Ki to the ropes. Low Ki comes back and blocks a lariat from Aries and nails an arm drag. Low Ki holds the move and now Aries gets to a knee and rolls to the mat and comes back up and locks Low Ki in an arm ringer. Aries goes to a headlock and now takes him to the mat. Low Ki grabs Aries by the head and brings him down to the mat but Aries kicks out. Aries and Low Ki get back up and lock up again and Aries takes Low Ki down with an arm drag. Both back up and Aries nails a dropkick. Both back up again and now Low Ki nails an arm drag on Aries. Both back up and Low Ki trips up Aries and covers, 1…2, Aries kicks out and now trips Low Ki and covers, 1…2, Low Ki kicks out. Low Ki starts to get up and Aries fakes him with a kick and now Aries grabs Low Ki by the legs and pushes them down for a cover, 1…2, Low Ki flips Aries down into a pin, 1…2… Aries comes up and pins Low Ki, 1…2… Low Ki bridges out of the pin and now turns around and goes for a backslide but Aries overpowers Low Ki and backslides him, 1…2, Low Ki kicks out and now gets to his feet, and spin kicks Aries in the side of the head. Low Ki covers, 1…2… Aries gets the shoulder up. Ki picks Aries up and tosses him in the corner and now Low Ki starts chopping him. Low Ki shoots Aries to the far side and now nails the Tidal Krush on Aries. Aries walks out of the corner and falls flat on the mat. Low Ki now picks Aries up and tosses him to the outside. Low Ki comes out and stomps away on Aries and now picks him up and shoves him shoulder first into the steel steps. Low Ki picks Aries back up and tosses him inside the ring. Low Ki climbs inside and now picks Aries up and puts him in the corner and chops away at him. Low Ki picks Aries up and starts to climb up the turnbuckle but Aries fights back and knocks Low Ki down and hits a leaping DDT on Low Ki and covers, 1…2… Low Ki kicks out. Aries gets back up and stomps away on Low Ki and now nails him with the Powerdrive Elbow and covers, 1…2, Low Ki kicks out. Aries picks Low Ki up and chops him to the ropes and now shoots Ki to the other side. Low Ki quickly leaps on the second rope and attempts the Tidal Wave but Aries ducks out of it. Low Ki turns around and Aries kicks him in the gut and lifts him up and hits a stalling suplex. Aries covers, 1…2… Low Ki kicks out. Aries flips Ki over and now locks on the Rings Of Saturn and Aries tightens up the hold and Low Ki tries to fight for the ropes. Aries continues to hold the move in but finally releases Low Ki. Aries stomps Low Ki a few times and now climbs up the turnbuckle. Aries positions himself and leaps off with a frog splash but Low Ki moves. Aries holds his chest in pain and now Low Ki measures him up and kicks him hard in the chest, and again, and again, Low Ki pounds the mat and now kicks Aries once more that knocks him for a loop. Low Ki covers, 1…2… Aries kicks out at the last second. Low Ki stomps away on Aries and now climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off with the Ghetto Stomp but Aries moves but Low Ki rolls to his feet. Aries gets back up and turns around and Low Ki hits a couple forearms. Low Ki shoots Aries to the ropes but Aries reverses and sends Low Ki. Low Ki comes back and leaps over Aries who picks him up and Low Ki locks on the Dragon Clutch but Aries quickly counters and picks Low Ki on his shoulders and hits a rolling fireman’s carry slam near the turnbuckle, and Aries quickly leaps to the top of the turnbuckle and nails the 450 Splash, 1…2…3.

Aries starts to celebrate his victory but now Homicide runs inside the ring and grabs Aries from behind and nails the Cop Killa. Homicide and Low Ki start stomping away on Aries but now CM Punk runs to the ring with a chair and the Rottweilers scatter and exit the ring right as Punk climbs inside.

Winner: Austin Aries via 450 Splash in 12:41

Rating: 91%

(CM Punk grabs a microphone and starts to speak while the Rottweilers are looking on)

CM Punk: Listen up Low Ki, and you can listen up to Homicide… Just because you two almost took out my partner for Breakout against you two, that doesn’t mean that you have the advantage… Because it’s us that has the advantage. With you two trying to take this man out, it’s only pissed him off more, and believe me at Breakout, you two are gonna realize just how pissed off he is.

(Low Ki and Homicide start talking smack and then leave as Punk and Aries talk things over and shake hands before leaving the ring)

Rating: 80%

Superfight Title: Dustin Iler © vs. Jonas Testament vs. Nikita Sputnik

Rules For Superfight Title Matches:

1. Can Only Win By Submission

2. 20 Minute Time Limit

3. If 20 Minute Expires, 5 Minute Sudden Death Is Awarded

4. Tables And Chairs Are Only Legal

Sputnik quickly starts beating on Dustin Iler and now Testament joins in and starts helping Sputnik. Sputnik and Testament toss Iler into the ropes and Iler comes back and gets nailed with a pair of boots to the face. Testament now forearms Sputnik and tosses him to the ropes. Sputnik comes back and Testament kicks him in the gut and nails a spinning neckbreaker. Testament gets back up but Iler quickly chop blocks Testament. Testament holds his knee and now Iler starts kicking and working over the knee. Sputnik gets back up and forearms Iler and tosses him out of the ring. Sputnik now runs up and kicks Testament in the back of the leg and Testament falls to the mat. Sputnik now slaps on a chicken wing submission but now Iler on the outside grabs a chair and comes inside and nails Sputnik over the back. Sputnik releases the hold and now Iler grabs Sputnik and nails a DDT on the chair. Iler positions Sputnik and now climbs the turnbuckle and hits a nice moonsault on top of Sputnik and goes for the cover but the ref assures him that there are no pinfalls in the match. Iler gets back up and now Testament forearms him in the back and now scoops him up and nails a side slam on Iler. Testament turns Iler over and now grabs his arms and locks on a surboard and Iler is in pain but isn’t giving in. Sputnik now back to his feet breaks the submission and takes Testament to the ropes and starts forearming and elbowing him. Sputnik now tosses Testament to the other side but Testament reverses and sends Sputnik. Sputnik hits the corner and now Testament runs up Sputnik grabs him and locks in the Russian Bearhug. Testament starts fighting it off and now Sputnik lets go of the hold. Testament takes Sputnik in the corner and lifts him up and sets him on the top. Sputnik now climbs up and attempts a superplex and now Iler is up and comes behind Testament and there’s a powerbomb/superplex tower of doom. (PWK! PWK! PWK!) Iler quickly capitalizes and now grabs the hurt leg of Testament and works it over and now slaps on a single leg crab. Iler wrenches back and Testament fights for the ropes and finally grabs it. Iler continues to hold the leg but finally let’s go. Iler now drapes the leg on the ropes and now climbs up on the second turnbuckle and leaps off and splashes the leg. Iler gets back up and Sputnik nails Iler in the head with the chair. Iler is dazed and now Sputnik takes him to the center of the ring and lifts him up and spikes him with a jackknife powerbomb. Sputnik grabs Iler by the legs and locks on a Moscow Crab (Boston Crab) and Iler starts fighting for the ropes. Testament gets back to his feet and grabs Sputnik by the head and locks on the Rusty Cage (Dragon Sleeper). Sputnik releases the hold and now Testament falls to the mat and locks on a body scissors. Iler gets back to his feet and nails a springboard moonsault on Sputnik and Testament to break the hold. Sputnik is still down and now Iler stomps away on Testament. Iler picks Testament up and tosses him to the corner. Iler picks the chair up and goes after Testament but Testament kicks the chair into the face of Iler. Iler drops the chair and now Testament grabs him and nails the Destiny’s Flaw (Lifting Double Arm DDT) on the chair. Sputnik is back up and runs at Testament but Testament ducks. Sputnik turns around and Testament nails a big boot to the face of Sputnik and Sputnik goes over the top to the outside. Iler is getting back up and Testament grabs him and locks on the Rusty Cage (Dragon Sleeper) on Iler and falls back and locks on the body scissors and Iler taps out.

Winner And New Superfight Champion: Jonas Testament via Destiny’s Flaw in 14:11

Rating: 83%

(Show fades with DRH and John Bay coming out and celebrating the win with Jonas Testament but then suddenly Hardcore Jay and Hardcore Jones start coming towards the ring, Jay holding a barbed wire chair and a bandage on his forehead and Jones holding two light tubes as the camera fades)

Overall Show Rating: 85%