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The 2006 Maxim Hot 100


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Amerie is an Pop/RnB singer, she is actually lush as fuck and would be in my personal top 5. Ciara is another Pop/RnB/bit of crunk singer, who looks like a man in drag. Chilli is from TLC, no?

I doubt its Bree from Neighbours.

Oh yeah, Amerie...ew, she's just, not that nice. Hmm, just Google'd Ciaria, yeah, she's even worse than Amerie. If Chilli is the the one from TLC...what on earth is she doing on there!?! AND THEY'RE ALL ABOVE GRACE PARK!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

My god this list is just, really bad.

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Paris Hilton is not fucking hot.

Again, another example of someone with a great publicist. Paris Hilton isn't attractive, she's not a good actress, she can't sing, she can't do anything. I don't know a single person out there who is a fan of Paris Hilton, and if there is, what the fuck are they a fan of? She doesn't do shit. She's got a lot of money and wanted to be famous, so they put a giant marketing blitz behind her. "Hey, here's this rich blonde that your average fan will think is hot when we have make-up all over her, and in a couple weeks, the sex tape will be out and it will make her a household name."

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I actually remember Kevin Pereira pondering that to the Maxim editor on AOTS the other day. I think the guy thought of some bullshit excuse like "oh she's well known" or something.

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If you think Paris Hilton is ugly, we have an ugly Paris Hilton wannabe (without the socialite status) who is famous for even less - Chantelle from Big Brother.

Fuck that, I have one in my own school. That is the worst thing about Hilton, now there's people that think that being like that is half decent. If I have to hear "that's hot" one more time, I might have to unretire the trachea punching.

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Some positive high-up inclusions, seeing as we've been bitching about people being unnecessarily low down for 3 pages...

Angelina Jolie, Rachel McAdams, Kate Bosworth, Eva Green, and Katherine Heigl.

A little surprised to see the following so low down...

Grace Park, Elisha Cuthbert, Heidi Klum, Sienna Miller, and Kelly Clarkson.

I don't know a lot of the women on there, have never heard of half of 'em, but I find it amusing that both Hilton sisters got in despite not having an attractive quality (physical or otherwise) between them.

The following omissions make me a very very sad man...

Chiaki Kuriyama, Zhang Ziyi, Gwen Stefani.

Alas.

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Since there's not much point to making a whole new thread for it, might as well show the FHM list.

1. Scarlett Johansson

Angelina Jolie

Jessica Alba

Jessica Simpson

Keira Knightley

Halle Berry

Jenny McCarthy

Maria Sharapova

Carmen Electra

Teri Hatcher

Paris Hilton

Jennifer Garner

Eva Longoria

Lindsay Lohan

Charlize Theron

Jessica Biel

Jaime Pressly

Beyoncé Knowles

Katherine Heigl

Shakira

Vida Guerra

Alyssa Milano

Cameron Diaz

Pamela Anderson

Beth Ostrosky

Jennifer Lopez

Adriana Lima

Mariah Carey

Anna Benson

Shania Twain

Mandy Moore

Mischa Barton

Jenna Jameson

Reese Witherspoon

Natalie Gulbis

Salma Hayek

Christina Aguilera

Erica Durance

Victoria Silvstedt

Gwen Stefani

Heidi Klum

Danica Patrick

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Eva Mendes

Jennifer Aniston

Kristin Kreuk

Leeann Tweeden

Faith Hill

Kristin Chenoweth

Kelly Clarkson

Rachel McAdams

Estella Warren

Brooke Burke

Elisha Cuthbert

Gretchen Bleiler

Alessandra Ambrosio

Tera Patrick

Hilary Duff

Uma Thurman

Landi Swanepoel

Natalie Portman

Morgan Webb

Sienna Miller

Lauren Harris

Alicia Keys

Kate Hudson

Mayra Veronica

Megan Fox

Kate Bosworth

Kristanna Loken

Rachael Ray

Penelope Cruz

Evangeline Lilly

Amy Smart

Elizabeth Hurley

Petra Nemcova

Ashley Judd

Kate Beckinsale

Lucy Liu

Malin Akerman

Kelly Ripa

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Gisele Bundchen

Amanda Righetti

Anne Hathaway

Ziyi Zhang

Amanda Peet

Stacy "Fergie" Ferguson

Denise Richards

Katie Holmes

Sarah Burke

Amanda Beard

Linda Cardellini

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Olivia Wilde

Ana Beatriz Barros

Vanessa Marcil

Heather Graham

Naomi Watts

100. Josie Maran

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No Emily Browning = fail. Granted, she isn't 18 yet and it'd probably be illegal or some shit, but fuck you Maxim nonetheless.

Alright, thank you for getting that element out of the way. Fuckin creep.

Don't be prick. She's 17 and I doubt he's much older.

She is not, however, attractive.

Same age.

Alright, you're fine then. Unless she's ugly.

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