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Officially my favourite diary in the dome and long may it continue. I've said everything before about the backstage stuff and booking justifications etc so this time I'm just going to go with some predictions and a little review of the buildup to the matches.

Shed The Blood Of The Innocent

November 26th 2006 from Doomsday

QGWA Heavyweight Championship Match

Chris Peele © versus Angel versus Jake the Snake Roberts

Angel has gone from comedy character to Jesus push to the moon and into the main event. I could imagine Angel having this huge fan support because of his character and underdog character and because of Peeles comments on Angel never wrestling again I could see him winning the title. However, I also see Angel being more involved in LOGO than Queer so I don't see him with the title. I see him taking an underhanded beating in the Tag Title match so he isn't at his best, he can take a beating but as long as he comes back the fans will love it. I can also see Jake taking the belt as he deserves it for all the work he's put in, probably by pinning Angel to allow for the continued streak of Peele. Excellenty built up.

All Or Nothing Scaffold Match

The Hardy Boyz versus King Lorum & Johnny McMahon

The backstory sort of confirms this match in my eyes or it could be a huge swerve. Hardyz to be heading out of QGWA in one final bloody but highly entertaining match which should give a massive push to Lorum and McMahon.

Who Is The Daddy of China Doll’s baby?

Monty Sopp or Sean Waltman?

Sopp? I would assume to drag it out further but to be honest with you I haven't got a clue. Anything could really happen as often does in QGWA and I love it for it.

Fatal Four Way Cage Match for the Lightweight Title

Juventud Guerrera versus Ted Stylin’ versus Matt Sydal versus Low-Ki

Juvi is too much of a backstage lunatic to have the belt. Sydal has just returned. Stylin' is the man and I would love to see him with the belt. In fact give Stylin' the belt please, please, please. I'm the Shits biggest fan so I would love to see it. However, to have someone as big as Low-Ki appear and be such an asskicking machine only to lose would seriously hurt him so I think he has to pick up the win. Unfortunately this is possibly the least interestingly built up match on the card as the Lightweights get pushed to the background.

Horace Hogan Open Challenge

Horace Hogan versus ???

God knows who but hopefully they lose. If only so I can see you continue with a Hogan push which I still believe to be impossible to pull off. I honestly don't think it can be done but God Bless You for trying.

Tag-Team Title Match

Angel & Fatu © versus The Freedom Fighter’s

Fighters to destroy Angel for Peele later on in the night and to pick up the inevitable win. Hopefully you will build the freedom fighters as the dominant team in QGWA but also it should be interesting to see what this leads to for Fatu.

Death Match

Caleb Hill, Orlando Jordan, Julio & Maria versus The Columbine Kids, Johnny Fairplay & Pogo the Clown

Caleb being involved could be interesting. Finally seeing some pay off if however small to the whole Pogo/Fairplay story is a plus but I don't see it stopping here. All I know is that there will be bumps and blood everywhere but I also think Pogo will survive by the skin of his teeth to continue this super offensive storyline (which I love).

Plus…

PJ Styles shoot on AJ Styles.

And a very special dark match

Davey Freeman & Chaz versus Awesome Adam & Mondo Matt

Push for Freeman and Chaz I would presume as the latest mismatched tagteam thrown together to give them something to do need to pick up the win. In fact I think the only dissapointing thing about this federation is the way the Tag division and Lightweights tend to be overlooked. Unfortunately with Freedom Fighters dominating and working for Peele I only see it continuing but I suppose that is one of the things that has to happen when you only have 1 hour a week.

Overall can't wait for what SBI brings and more importantly what it sets up for the future.

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Shed The Blood Of The Innocent

November 26th 2006 from Doomsday

As the fans pack into the Doomsday Arena, they know they are in for a very special card. Not only will they see the Heavyweight title defended in a three way dance, but they will find out who the true father of China Doll’s baby is. There will be an all or nothing scaffold match between The Hardy Boyz and King Lorum and Johnny McMahon, with the careers of the Hardy Boyz on the line! This plus much more is what Queer and Grotesque Wrestling is bringing to the table tonight. With one month left to the big QGWA event, one can only wonder what big twists and turns QGWA has planned along the way.

Dark Match

Davey & Chaz versus Awesome Adam & Mondo Matt

The opening bout between these two kicked off with the young Davey Freeman and Mondo Matt going through some basic cruiserweight reversals. This ended with Mondo Matt poking him in the eye and than adjusting his neon colored elbow pad. Mondo Matt yells “WHIP IT” as he locks Davey Freeman in a head lock. After some more taunting, Awesome Adam is tagged in and goes an axe handle off the second rope. But Freeman punches him in the gut, and than hits a swinging neck breaker. A tag to Chaz has Awesome Adam reeling after a series of lefts and rights. Chaz kicks him in the gut and hits a DDT. Chaz hooks the leg, but only a two count as Adam’s shoulder gets up in the nick of time. The match doesn’t take long to pick back up again, but only when Davey Freeman is tagged in and lights the ring on fire with some high impact offense. Davey Freeman climbs to the second rope and signals for a high risk move. Davey Freeman waits for Adam to get up before he dives over top of him and rolls him up with a sunset flip. Kick out at two though. Chaz is immediately tagged in and the two men irish whip Awesome Adam and hit a double hip toss. Chaz hits an elbow drop and tries to get the fans to rally behind him, but it fails. Chaz hits a back body drop and makes the quick cover, but a kick out at 2.

Chaz once again tries to rally the fans, but it fails again as they start to chant “we don’t care”. Chaz climbs to the second rope and slips off and does a face plant. Awesome Adam covers it up easily by screaming “LOVE SHACK” and hitting a leg drop. Awesome Adam tags into Mondo Matt and the two proceed to hit their Mr. Roboto Elbow Drops, which see’s them mimic a robot and do simutaneous elbow drops. Chaz over sells the elbow drops and struggles to his feet. Mondo Matt hits a near perfect drop kick that sends Chaz into the ropes. Mondo Matt tries to clothes line him over the top, but Chaz back body drops him over the top. Mondo Matt grabs a hold of the ropes instead and lands on the apron. Mondo Matt rakes the eyes of Chaz, which blinds him for a moment. Mondo Matt than hits a spring board clothes line and hooks the leg. Only a two count though as Chaz kicks out. Chaz manages to take out Mondo Matt with a Samoan drop and he makes the hot tag to Davey Freeman.

Davey Freeman hits an assortment of moves, including a jaw breaker that sends Awesome Adam to the outside. Davey Freeman waits for the right moment to hit a crucifix roll up on Mondo Matt that scores him the victory. Davey Freeman is in shock over the victory as he raises his hands in the air. Chaz and Davey Freeman have their arms raised by ther referee to the dismay of the 80’s wannabe’s. After the match, they try to win the referee over to reverse the decision with some of their dance moves, but the referee will have none of it.

Winner: Davey & Chaz.

QGWA Tag-Team Title Match

Fatu & Angel versus the Freedom Fighters

The lights dim in the arena as “Kick It” by Peaches plays. Angel and Fatu make their ways too the ring carrying the QGWA Tag-Team titles. Angel gets a decent crowd reaction as he slides into the ring and raises his title belt in the air. As Iggy Pop belts out the lyrics over the speakers, Angel climbs the top rope and demands a microphone from the ring announcer. The ring announcer hands him the microphone on the top rope and Angel commands the audience.

“The Hardcore Homo” Angel

“People have always thought of me as a joke. I wear pink, I love Madonna, and I am fab-tabulous. But that doesn’t mean I can’t take the pain. Because I have been with many men who have made me feel pain before –inside and outside of the ring. I’ve been in death match after death match after death match and people still don’t take me seriously. So tonight, I am going to defend the tag-team titles, and than tonight, I am going to kick that faggot’s ass and I am going to kick that old man’s ass. If killing myself with light tubes and barbed wire isn’t going to get me noticed, I am going to prove that I can pull out the big win when I need too.”

Angel throws the microphone down and signals to the aisle way to bring it on. Almost instantly, Gangstas’ and Thugs by the Transplants plays as The Freedom Fighter’s make their way towards the ring. Chris Cage and Travis Tomko are the only two coming out to represent the stable, as Hogan and Peele are nowhere to be seen. Tomko demands to kick the match off against Angel, who seems up to the task. Tomko tries to intimidate Angel, but Angel slaps him across the face and tells him to come get some. Angel dodges forearms, big boots, and clothes lines from Tomko and eventually takes him out with a jaw breaker. Angel climbs to the second rope and takes Tomko out with a drop kick. Angel eventually makes the tag to Fatu who enters the ring and takes out Tomko with a shoulder tackle. Fatu bounces off the ropes and sizes Tomko up for a big splash, but Tomko rolls out of the way. As Fatu gets up to his feet, Tomko manages to wow the crowd with a reverse atomic drop! As Fatu holds his groin in pain, Tomko bounces off the ropes and takes him down with a lariat. Tomko makes the hot tag to Cage who jumps into the ring.

Cage uses his small size and fast pace to keep Fatu on the defense. Cage tries for a running neck breaker, but Fatu stands up straight and takes him down with a shoulder tackle. Fatu follows it up with a leg drop across the throat and tags in Angel. Angel comes off the top with a top rope leg drop and covers. Tomko breaks up the count and yanks Angel to his feet. Tomko places both hands on Angels throat and tosses him across the ring. As Angel struggles to his feet, Tomko goes for a running shoulder tackle, but Fatu interferes and super kicks Tomko! Fatu dances a little in the ring while Cage sneaks up from behind and low blows him. As Fatu keels over, Cage grabs a hold of his neck and swings him around and drops him with a neck breaker. Fatu sells it like a gun shot as Cage covers! The pin fall is broken up by Angel. As Cage and Angel are up to their feet, they go punch for punch. As Cage winds up for a final blow, Angel kicks him square in the groin and hits a head butt. Cage is sent to the apron and Angel shows total disregard for his body as he dives through the middle rope and spears Cage off the apron and onto the padded floor.

Fatu waits for Tomko to get up before he bounces off the ropes and goes for a running move. But Tomko turns him inside out with a clothes line. Tomko signals it is over as he picks up Fatu and sticks him in between his legs. Tomko lifts Fatu high in the air and plants him with a power bomb. Holy shit! The ring shakes as the fans cannot believe what they witnessed. Tomko takes time to taunt the audience before he makes the slow cover. The referee counts to two and looks confused over what to do. Angel is late to break up the cover which prompts the fans to chant “you fucked up”. Tomko gorilla presses Angel high into the air and sizes up the railing on the outside. Angel screams in pain as he lies on the ground. The referee gives the “X” as it appears Angel is legitimately injured. Tomko looks content with the injury he just caused as he turns his attention back to Fatu. Fatu rallies the fans behind him with a series of lefts that sends Tomko into the corner. Fatu gets a running start and hits a hip slam that sends Tomko to the ground. Fatu has a look of surprise on his face as he sizes up Tomko with his behind and hits the Ass In Yo Face (aka, the Stinkface). Mid-way through the hold, Chris Cage enters the ring with the tag team title belt and tries to clock Fatu with it. But Fatu ducks it and Chris Cage stumbles into the corner, throwing the title belt over the top. Fatu knocks him down with a super kick and Chris Cage lands on the lap of Tomko. Fatu sizes them up once again and hits a double Ass In Yo Face.

Fatu releases the hold as the referee’s and staff are still attending to Angel on the outside who is coughing up blood. Behind Fatu though, is Chris Peele who is taunting Fatu to the fans dismay. As Fatu turns around, Chris Peele slides his arm across the chest of Fatu and hits the Peele Bottom. Chris Peele has a look of contentment as he climbs to the outside. Tomko and Cage are slow to their feet as Peele wears his QGWA Heavyweight title over his shoulder. Peele yells for them to finish the job. As Fatu is slow to his feet, Tomko gets a running start and boots him in the face. Fatu is knocked out on his feet while seconds later Chris Cage hits a running neck breaker. Chris Cage covers and the referee’s slide into the ring and make the three count. The fans are booing as the referee goes to the outside and returns with the QGWA Tag-Team title’s in hand. He hands them to the Freedom Fighter’s, who just extended their goal count to three title’s. Tomko raises the title belt high above his head, while Cage thanks Peele. Peele dismisses him as he picks up a microphone and rolls into the ring.

“The Ass Of Steele” Chris Peele

“Look what washed up on shore. It’s a fat-ass, who’s claim to fame was sticking that very same fat-ass in other people’s faces. Oh, and the fact that you held the QGWA Tag-Team titles for a whole month with a limp-wristed, fairy queen who’s only claim to fame was getting his ass handed too him by Chris Peele. Fatu, let me remind you of one thing. I’ve held this belt since September. I’ve defended it against any challenger who wished to get their ass kicked. Heck, I’ve won every match I’ve been in and I’ve gone through over 15 wrestler’s to keep this belt around my waist. Your friend Angel? Well, Fatu, I just showed him why he doesn’t belong in the same ring with Chris Peele. He got taken out by the Freedom Fighter Travis Tomko; heck, he didn’t even make it too the top of the food chain. So, Fatu, when you drag your fat-ass out of this ring, I want you to tell your faggoty friend, who is coughing up blood, that it’d be in his best interest to avoid making his way out for his title match tonight. Otherwise, I’ll make sure that he can’t walk away from the ring.”

Chris Peele throws the microphone on top of Fatu and proceeds to spit on the fallen wrestler. As Peele turns around, he is surprised to see Angel is on the apron and he hits a spring board Thesz press and goes ballistic with punches. Tomko and Cage enter the ring and Angel takes them out with a double clothes line. Angel goes underneath the ring and grabs a barbed wire Singapore cane. Tomko and Peele manage to roll out of the ring, but Cage isn’t so lucky as he gets caned three times and falls out of the ring. Angel looks down in disgust as the Heavyweight and Tag-Team Champions are high tailing it up the aisle way. Angel mouths the words “YOUR BELT IS MINE, PEELE” as Peele looks legitimately scared of what Angel is going to bring to the main event.

Winner: The Freedom Fighters to become the NEW QGWA Tag-Team Champion’s.

Elimination Death Match

Pogo the Clown, Johnny Fairplay & The Columbine Kids versus Caleb Hill, Orlando Jordan, Julio and Maria Lopez

Wait and Bleed by Slipknot blares across the stereo while The Raze Crew makes their way too the ring. From the looks of things, Monty Sopp has cut ties with them. Johnny Fairplay had a custom made jacket with the words “RAZE CREW” on the front and with four names – Pogo, Johnny, Dylan and Eric. Johnny Fairplay takes off his custom made jacket to expose his skinny ass body to the audience, who get a good chuckle as Johnny Fairplay wearing a wrestling singlet. The lights dim as Black Hand by Cadence Weapon plays. Caleb Hill walks out with the Incest Trio, all of whom are wearing relative street clothes. Caleb Hill is carrying a microphone and he looks ready for a fuckin’ brawl.

“The Gay Porn King” Caleb Hill

“I told you guys to prepare for a fight, because we are bringing it. You may be asking yourself – where are the weapons? Well, the response to that is simple. This is being fought under Elimination Death match rules. Around the ring are 8 chairs – they are the first weapon. When the first person is eliminated, a new weapon will be introduced. The weapons will get worse and worse as the match goes on. So if so happens to go down to one versus one, well, this match is going to get bloody as fuck! In the infamous word of that cunt who announced in WCW, lets get ready to rumble!”

As the Incest Trio and Hill slide in the ring, the match kicks off quickly. Johnny Fairplay and Caleb Hill attempt some semblance of a fist fight, while Orlando Jordan gets taken out by the Columbine Kids and Julio and Pogo the Clown just throw random strikes at each other and Maria just kind of stands around. Eventually, the only two men in the ring are Johnny Fairplay and Caleb Hill. Hill rakes the eyes of Johnny Fairplay and taunts the fans. Mean while, Orlando Jordan slides a chair to Caleb Hill, who picks it up and waits before he crowns Johnny Fairplay with it! Fairplay crawls on the mat, towards the ropes begging for relent on the attack. But Caleb Hill drills him in the back with the chair. Mean while, on the outside, Maria throws a chair straight into the forehead of Dylan Harris. Harris falls backwards and into the fans lap. Julio climbs all the way to the top and goes for a Senton Splash on Pogo the Clown. But he over shoots him and lands knee first on the steel railing and smashes his head off the pavement. The fans chant “you fucked up” as a few of the wrestlers look generally fearful of the implications of the injury. Orlando Jordan grabs a chair and he swings away at Pogo, which knocks him down. Meanwhile, Maria is in the ring now and she slaps Johnny Fairplay a few times. Fairplay dodges the last slap and grabs her by the arm. To distract Fairplay, she pulls up her top and exposes her breasts. Fairplay stands in shock, which allows for Caleb Hill to drill him with a chair shot. Caleb Hill rolls to the outside as Eric Kleobold is in the ring. Eric grabs Maria from behind and german suplexes her with a bridge. The referee counts to three while Maria is the first victim of the match!

As Maria is helped to the outside, QGWA staff bring out 7 new weapons for the wrestler’s to use : tables. The staff set the four tables on each side and slide three tables in the ring. Meanwhile, Eric Kleobold takes the three tables and leans them in the ring. Orlando Jordan is on the apron and is going to attempt to re-enter the ring. But Pogo the Clown sneaks up from behind and power bombs him off the apron and through a table. Pogo covers, but only a two count as Orlando Jordan kicks out. Meanwhile, in the ring, Julio has crawled inside and is trying to get to his feet. Eric Kleobold sizes him up and than proceeds to spear him through a table in the corner! The fans chant holy shit as Julio shouldn’t be able to stand. Eric covers, but Julio kicks out! The fans chant “he is hardcore” as Julio is slow to his feet. Eric Kleobold picks him up and drags him over to the next corner leaned in the corner. He simply power bombs Julio through the table, drags him to the middle of the ring and covers. A kick out at two as the fans are disbelief over that feat of strength. Eric signals it is over as he drags Julio over to the last corner. He picks up Julio on his shoulders and NEARLY kills him with a Death Valley Driver through the table. Julio is definitely down and out after this as Eric Kleobold pulls him to the middle of the ring and allows for Johnny Fairplay to get the three count. Another team member is down for the Incest Trio and Caleb Hill.

What is the next weapon of choice? The QGWA officials bring down four bags and place them in each corner. They walk away and do not open the bags. Mean while, on the outside Caleb Hill has taken Pogo the Clown out with a chair shot. Orlando Jordan is in the ring now and Eric Kleobold takes him out with a DDT. Eric goes over to the corner with the help of Johnny Fairplay and opens the bag to unveil… THUMB TACKS. The fans ooh and aah as Eric lays them out all over the ring and points to Orlando Jordan and picks him up. He signals for a pile driver, but Dylan Harris enters the ring and shoves Eric Kleobold away from Orlando Jordan. Dylan Harris, who has spent the majority of the match doing nothing, picks up Orlando Jordan. OJ looks confused, as Dylan Harris grabs him by the neck and plants a huge kiss on his lips. Orlando Jordan looks so confused as he shoves Dylan Harris off of him. Everyone in the ring looks so confused, except for Dylan Harris. OJ takes this chance to take Fairplay and Kleobold out with a clothes line. Dylan Harris goes to hug OJ, but OJ hits an STO onto the thumb tacks! The fans watch as OJ hooks the leg and gets the three count! Dylan Harris has some thumb tacks still lodged in his back as he rolls out of the ring. Dylan Harris seems thoroughly embarassed as he rushes to the backstage area.

Meanwhile, the QGWA officials bring out the next weapon. They bring out a huge strand of barbed wire and proceed to wrap two parallel ropes in the stuff as the 5 men left, Eric Kleobold, Johnny Fairplay and Pogo the Clown, and Caleb Hill and Orlando Jordan, are either brawling or getting a second breath. On the outside, Pogo the Clown is going to town on Caleb Hill with punches. Eventually Caleb Hill gets on one knee and low blows Pogo! Caleb Hill rakes his eyes and shoves him into the railing. Caleb Hill grabs a chair and is about to swing away at him, when something catches Hill attention in the audience. We see that the same boy on the video that Pogo showed, is standing in the audience pleading with Hill to stop! Caleb Hill’s nephew is telling him that he doesn’t want him to hurt Pogo! Caleb Hill tries to reason, calling Pogo a sick pervert, but Caleb’s nephew refuses to hear it. Pogo the Clown hits a lariat on Hill that takes him to the padded floor. Caleb’s nephew gets a sadistic look on his face while he walks over to Caleb and kicks him in the groin. Caleb’s nephew than spits on his face! Pogo the Clown hauls Hill to his feet and drags him onto the apron. Pogo instructs for Caleb’s nephew, who Pogo keeps calling Damon, to grab the thumbtacks and to lay them on the table. Damon does so and watches as Pogo the Clown hoists his uncle in the air and power bombs him off the apron and through a thumb tacked table. Pogo makes the cover on the outside as the referee counts to three, eliminating Caleb Hill from the match. Some QGWA officials make their way to the ring and manage to drag Caleb Hill to the back while he is still KO’d! Meanwhile, the next weapon is introduced. A huge cardboard box is brought out to the ring and placed beside the ring. Johnny Fairplay rolls to the outside and opens the box to reveal…

LIGHT TUBES! Johnny Fairplay grabs one and rolls back into the ring while Eric Kleobold has Orlando Jordan in a head lock. Meanwhile, on the outside Pogo the Clown grabs Damon Hill and hugs him. Pogo the Clown instructs him to wait in the audience for his “daddy”. As Pogo has his attention turned, Orlando Jordan manages to back body drop Eric onto the thumb tacks. Johnny Fairplay looks worried, although he has a light tube. He winds up to strike OJ, but OJ kicks him in the gut. Orlando Jordan rips the light tube away and smashes Johnny Fairplay straight in the forehead! Holy shit! Pogo the Clown is on the apron, but OJ smashes him with a chair and makes Pogo the Clown fall through a table! Orlando Jordan picks up Johnny Fairplay and irish whips him into the ropes covered in barbed wire. Fairplay yelps in pain as he crawls around on the mat. Orlando Jordan drags Fairplay to the middle of the ring, picks him up in the air and pile drives him onto the thumb tacks! OJ covers, hooks the leg and gets the three count! The fans cannot believe what Johnny Fairplay just did for the fans as they chant “he’s a hardcore Survivor!” Meanwhile, the QGWA officials bring out the next weapon. They give each member in the match a pack of matches and leave some lighter fluid lying by the ring. Orlando Jordan takes the chance to dose the last remaining table in lighter fluid and gets a sadistic look on his face. Orlando Jordan lights the table on fire while he grabs Eric Kleobold and climbs up to the top rope. He proceeds to suplex Eric Kleobold off the top rope, to the outside and through a flaming table, while OJ holds onto the ropes for dear life and manages to avoid a fiery fate. As some QGWA officials extinguish the table and Eric, OJ manages to get the 1-2-3, eliminating him from the match.

This leaves Pogo the Clown and Orlando Jordan as the last two men. The QGWA officials carefully bring down a wooden box and place it near the aisle and instruct the fans to back up as they push the railing back a few feet. Inside? A box full of C-4 Explosives. Orlando Jordan looks down in horror as he realises that could be his fate. Pogo the Clown sneaks up from behind and hits a forearm. Pogo the Clown grabs OJ by the head and drags him along the ropes as OJ is cut open by the barbed wire. Pogo the Clown tosses him into the middle of the ring. As OJ struggles to his feet, Pogo drops a leg drop across his back. Pogo the Clown picks him up and teases tossing him over the top and into the C-4 Box. But Orlando Jordan manages to stage a come back and has Pogo reeling near the ropes. OJ rushes at him, but Pogo the Clown side steps him and tosses him outside. OJ clings to the ropes as he manages to stay on the apron. Pogo the Clown climbs onto the apron now and kicks OJ in the gut. He sets him up for a power bomb, and is ready to drop him on the C-4 explosives! But OJ manages to slide off Pogo the Clown and lands in the ring! OJ waves good bye to Pogo the Clown before he knocks him off the apron and into the box of C-4 Explosives! After a loud bang and the smoke settles, Orlando Jordan rolls to the outside and places his foot on Pogo the Clown as the referee makes the three count! Orlando Jordan, the victor and the face of the match, is actually get booed from the fans who are chanting “pussy” at him. This is probably in reaction to OJ not taking any real “hardcore” bumps besides getting cut open by the barb wire. In contrast, Johnny Fairplay took a shit load of bumps that were BEYOND disgusting and OJ pusses out? OJ looks kind of hurt by the fans reaction as he walks to the back.

Meanwhile, Pogo the Clown is up to his feet and clearly stunned after the brawl he just took part in. The young Damon Hill hops over the railing and runs over to Pogo the Clown and gives him a hug. Pogo the Clown wraps his arms around the nephew of his boss. Pogo the Clown bent over to give him a big kiss, but stopped himself at the last second. He grabbed the boy by the hand, fully aware that Caleb Hill was rendered injured after his bump through the thumb tack table. Pogo the Clown and Damon Hill walk to the backstage area as the fans are left to question what will happen next between the mismatched couple.

Winner and Lone Survivor of the Death Match: Orlando Jordan

Horace Hogan Open Challenge

Horace Hogan hits the ring as Gangsta and Thugs by the Transplants plays. Hogan gives a few mean glances to the audience as the undefeated wrestling legend slides into the ring. Hogan demands that a microphone be handed too him, which means the fans are going to suffer. Hogan eyes down the crowd before he graces the fans with a little pre-match speech.

“The Leader” Horace Hogan

“Shut up while the Leader is talkin’. I don’t say much, my actions speak loud. I’ll cut to the chase; if anyone wants to take up my challenge, c’mon out!”

Horace Hogan throws the microphone down to the side as the fans begin a huge “MACK” chant, trying to rally Rodney Mack to come to the ring to punk out Hogan. Horace Hogan laughs and yells back at the fans “I don’t want to wrestle a pussy!” The fans chant back “you can’t wrestle”. The fans are getting relentless as no one comes out for a minute. It becomes apparent that Rodney Mack is probably not going to take up the challenge. But the fans are pleasantly surprised when Brian Armstrong heads to the ring wearing a Ruckus t-shirt. Armstrong slides into the ring and looks Horace Hogan up and down before picking up a microphone.

“The BA” Brian Armstrong

“You know why they call me the BA? Because I am the Bad Ass and I am gonna whoop your ass like your name is Monty Sopp. I’ve won Hardcore, Tag-Team and Intercontinental title’s and what has the Horace Hogan done? He went to uncie Hulky and you begged him to make you a star. And what happened, Horses Ass? You were in the Flock, with Raven. So basically, you stood around and looked like a dirty asshole for a few months. Than you joined the nWo b-squad. Which puts you in the same league as Brian Adams and that ain’t saying much. Than you got hired by the WWE and did nothing. And remember young pup, the BA was kicking ass in the big leagues when you were still on your training wheels. So what does this all mean? The fuck if I know. I don’t make sense of what the boys in the back tell me to say, I just jazz it up and look out for the BA. So lets get this over so we can find out who’s the father of the sluts baby!”

Brian Armstrong tosses the microphone aside, which begins a fist fight between the two. Eventually, Armstrong ducks a fist and goes for a back body drop. But Hogan hits a concealed low blow and takes him down with a forearm smash. Hogan flexes as he taunts the audience. Hogan mocks his uncle as he goes for a big leg drop, but Armstrong moves out of the way at the last second and hits nothing but mat. Armstrong is up and does his best to brawl with the big man. But as quick as the match began, it ends when Armstrong walks right into a Spine buster by Horace Hogan. Hogan picks up Armstrong and locks in the dread… GASP… bear hug! Armstrong taps almost instantly and Hogan releases the hold and keeps his undefeated streak alive! Hogan is reeling after the quick victory, and Armstrong rolls to the outside after doing the job and just heads to the back without a post-match interaction.

Horace Hogan taunts the fans a little, who are getting restless of his actions. Out of no where, Rodney Mack’s music hits and Hogan totally freaks out! He turns to the aisle way and tells him to bring it. But Jazz saunters down the aisle and yells “The Bitch is Back”! Hogan looks so confused, but Rodney Mack appears from the crowd, wearing a black hoodie with the hood pulled down over his face. He sneaks up behind Horace Hogan and locks in the Blackout! Hogan lasts ten seconds in the hold before he falls back and passes out! Rodney Mack releases the hold, picks up a microphone and simply states.

“The Last Nigga Alive” Rodney Mack

“This ain’t the last y’all see of me.”

Rodney Mack tosses the microphone aside and rolls out of the ring. He grabs Jazz, who last we heard was signed to appear in the new ECW but was released shortly after, has made her QGWA debut after much discussion of when she would actually show up. Mack and Jazz walk up the ramp, holding hands. Horace Hogan is slow to his feet, but he makes sure to yell “I didn’t lose” at the fans, as Horace Hogan’s winning streak continues.

Winner: Horace Hogan

As the ring crew quickly begins to set up the steel cage, the fans are caught off guard when PJ Styles stops half way up the aisle way and the fans get a closer look of him. He clearly has a black-eye and looks a little roughed up. PJ Styles smiles as he reveals that he is holding a microphone.

“The Ordinary” PJ Styles

“Y’all ready for the shoot interview? I know that some of you are. I occasionally browse the Internet, especially message boards. I want to know how much y’all like me or dislike me. And apparently y’all fuckin’ hate my guts. Well, I’ve got news for you. I fuckin’ hate your guts too. But that is beside the point. What is the point? The Internet. I was surfin’ the net last night, and I stumbled upon something. It is this Internet Radio show, the name slips my mind because it fucking sucks. But this week, they hyped up their special guest – AJ Styles. He had some really nice things to say. He took some pot shots at the WWE, because they didn’t hire him and look how successful he is. He is working for a company that can’t draw an audience on SpikeTV. You are in the big leagues now AJ! But AJ had some really important things to say. Mainly when it came to people, and I am quoting now, how “imitate AJ Styles.” Know, before I move onto what he cryptically said about me, I’ll address this part. AJ, I ain’t imitating you. Heck, you imitate everyone else. Name one original thing you do? Your cool moves? You steal them from other people. Your cool look? You are bland as they come, cunt. Your over the top spots with zero psychology? Oh right, you never brag about that.

“No, AJ, I am not imitating you. I use the same moves as you, but I do them twice as good as you and make them look that much better. I know you are afraid of me. Don’t think I didn’t read the emails you sent me and the letters that you forced TNA to send. You guys want me to stop talkin’ shit about you, but I ain’t going to stop any time soon. Heck, even if QGWA takes me off the fuckin air, and I hope they don’t, I am still going to come out here and call you out AJ. And don’t get your fucking friends to jump me when I am in the parking lot after a show. If you got the balls, do the job yourself. I know that you are scared, because you know that you don’t do anything special. People forgot about you the second some more talented showed up. Christopher Daniels, Samoa Joe, who is next?

“But back to the point, AJ, you had some words for me that hit close to home. I’ll use the exact quotes “the guys who imitate AJ Styles aren’t in my league. I’ve heard of the guy who wrestles in New York who keeps rippin’ me. Whatever. He doesn’t make half of what I make. If he had real balls, he’d fight me man to man and solve this the real way instead of talking trash about me all of the time. But for now, I can only wish God blesses his soul.” AJ, AJ, AJ. I don’t give a shit if you say I don’t have real balls. I know for a fact that I do, and you know I do because every night you fantasize about putting my balls in your mouth. But AJ, when you come out and use your fame and religion to try and put me down, it just makes me sick. You think you are king shit, top of the fuckin’ world.

“That entire interview, I couldn’t understand a word you said because you were on your high fuckin’ horse. Why don’t you come back down here to reality? Your God doesn’t hate me. He hates you, AJ. God fuckin’ hates you, because you support a promotion that promotes sin and debauchery. Than, late at night to feel good about yourself you get on your knees and you verbally give God a blow job. But he isn’t feelin the love. Your actions don’t match your words. At the very least, I don’t claim to be one with God. I don’t give a shit about him, and he doesn’t give a shit about me. But at the least, I ain’t lying too myself and everyone around me about my intentions. You want fame, you want fortune, you want some poontang, baby. Quit kidding yourself, kiddo. You said that if I was a real man, we’d solve this fist to fist, well I am offering you a chance to do that. Next month, Queer and Grotesque Wrestling Entertainment is bring too their fans Surrender to the TakeOver. We don’t have to do this fist fight at the event, but I want to make sure that QGWA camera’s can cover the event and watch me kick your Jesus lovin, cock suckin’ ass. So if you want to do this, if you want to throw this shit down, call me. You know my phone number, you know my email address, because you’ve tried to contact me before – you know that time you tried to force me not to use my name? So, AJ, if you want, we can do this fight. But if you turn down the offer, I and all of the QGWA fans are going to assume this : you are a pussy, you are the anti-Christ and you fear David “PJ” Styles. Got it? Good!”

PJ Styles takes the microphone and throws it into the audience as he receives a mixed reaction. People aren’t sure how to respond to his off the cuff style, but the majority of the people cheer him as he walks up the rest of the aisle way and into the backstage area. His promo wasn’t the best, it wasn’t the most well spoken, but it seemed to come from the heart and leaves the fans believing a fist fight is coming. I guarantee you, the fight will not happen. AJ isn’t dumb, and TNA wouldn’t let the fight happen. But, if it did, PJ Styles existence in QGWA would all be worthwhile. After the promo, the ring crew take about 5 more minutes to assemble the cage and when it is done, a referee comes to the ring and opens the door.

QGWA Lightweight Title Cage Match

Low-Ki versus Ted Stylin’ versus Juventud Guerrera versus Matt Sydal

The ring announcer states that it is a one-fall match, and escaping the cage is not a viable victory. Out from the curtain first is Low-Ki who gets a huge pop from the audience. Low-Ki does his usual antics of giving a grimacing glance at the audience and looking like a ninja. Low-Ki enters the cage door and already commands the ring, despite no one being inside. Out next is Matt Sydal who screams “MARRY ME TRISH” as he walks towards the ring. Low-Ki gives him a disgusted glance as Sydal gets on his knees in the middle of the ring and is just yelling “TRISH” now. That guy isn’t right in the head. Out next, too a surprising pop, is Ted Stylin! Work It by Nelly and Justin Timberlake plays, as The Shit is wearing a jacket with the words “I AM THE SHIZNIT” on the back. The Shit enters the cage and stays close to the door as Low-Ki stands in the middle of the ring now, polarizing his opponents. The Juice comes out next, and he clearly looks intoxicated. As he nears the cage door, The Shit gets a brilliant idea. He grabs the cage door, slams it shut and manages to lock the cage from the inside. The Juice shakes the cage in anger. Meanwhile, Matt Sydal attacks Low-Ki from behind with a series of forearms. Low-Ki manages to shove him aside, but The Shit takes him out with a drop kick to the knee. As The Juice tries to enter the cage, Matt Sydal drop kicks the cage and knocks The Juice down.

The Shit and Matt Sydal pick up Low Ki and deliver a double snap mare, that sends Low-Ki across the ring. In unison, the two heels deliver a kick to the back of Low-Ki that sends him to the mat in pain. The Shit covers Low-Ki, but Matt Sydal breaks it up. Matt Sydal covers, but the Shit breaks it up. They get a genius idea, and both cover Low-Ki, but a kick out at 2. Low-Ki dodges a double clothes line and hits a Tidal Wave to both men. The Juice tries to climb back into the ring, but Low-Ki kicks him off the cage and The Juice is irate now. He screams ‘I QUIT” as he storms away from the ring. Meanwhile, Sydal and the Shit hit a double back body drop on Low-Ki, that sends him to the middle of the ring. Sydal climbs to the top rope and signals for a 450 splash, while the Shit climbs to the other side. Sydal crushes Low-Ki with a 450 splash and moves off him, while the Shit hits a moon sault. Both men cover Low-Ki, and a kick out at 2! Ki gains a second wind and opens fire with Mongolian chops. Ki nearly takes Sydal’s head off with a round house kick. The Shit receives the same fate as Ki is clearly dominating the match. The Juice is no where to be seen, so I assume he walked out of the match.

For five minutes, Low-Ki takes down The Shit and Sydal with martial arts moves and some other of his favorite moves. But eventually, the Shit manages to sneak up from behind and hits a Russian Leg Sweep. He than mocks Low-Ki with some martial art’s kicks. Matt Sydal is up and he and the Shit make a game plan to take out Low-Ki. When Low-Ki gets up, they go for a double clothes line. But he ducks them and when they turn around, he hits them both with the same round house kick. Low-Ki drags the Shit over to the corner and he climbs to the top rope. Low-Ki soars off the top rope and plants his boots into the chest of the Shit and yell “LOW-KI” as he hits what is called the Low-Ki Stomp. But Matt Sydal grabs him from behind and goes for a German suplex. But Low-Ki breaks out of the hold, and hits a Pele kick. Low-Ki picks up Matt Sydal and goes for the Ki Krusher, but The Shit stops him with a low blow. Matt Sydal takes Low-Ki to the mat with a northern lights suplex. The Shit instructs Matt Sydal to climb all the way to the top of the cage. Matt Sydal says a little prayer before he does a huge moon sault off the top of the cage. But the Shit drags Low-Ki from the middle of the ring and lets Matt Sydal land in the middle of the ring to a huge thud! The Shit quickly covers Low-Ki, but Ki gets his shoulder up at the last moment. The Shit hops over and covers Matt Sydal, but only gets a two count. The Shit slams his hands on the mat as he yells at the referee. He grabs the referee by the collar and shoves him. The Shit says it was a slow count; while meanwhile, Low-Ki is quickly recovering. The Shit has his back turned, which allows for Low-Ki to sneak up behind and to pull the feet out from underneath the Shit. He locks in the Final Four and has the move in almost perfectly. Matt Sydal kicks Low-Ki in the face, knocking him to the mat. Matt Sydal drags Low-Ki to lie beside The Shit, and he climbs to the top rope. Matt Sydal hollars at the fans and goes for a 450 Splash, and lands on both men. Sydal covers both men at the same time, but both men kick out at the same time, sending Sydal flying into the air.

Matt Sydal and the Shit get into a shoving match about what happened before. Low-Ki goes for the Tidal Wave, but both men duck the move at the same time. The Shit manages to drop kick the knee of Low-Ki and he instantly locks in a half crab! Matt Sydal considers breaking the hold, but instead he applies a crossface! Low-Ki has no where to go in the hold, as both men are trying for the victory here and seemingly on the same page. The Shit realises what is going on and releases the hold. He hits a spring board moon sault and lands on Sydal and Ki, breaking up the submission. The Shit picks up Low-Ki, and tries for a neck breaker, but Low-Ki swings around and kicks him in the face. The Shit falls to one knee and Ki nearly takes his head off with another kick to the face. Ki tosses Sydal into the turn buckle and than goes for the Tidal Krush, but Sydal dodges it and Low-Ki puts the breaks on in the corner. Sydal sneaks up from behind and drops Ki with the Gory neck breaker! Sydal drags Ki to the middle of the ring and covers! A kick out at 2! Sydal is up to his feet and begins to argue with the referee. The Shit sneaks up from behind, low blows him, and than sets him up. The Shit Ted Stylin’ hits a spiked pile driver on Sydal in the center of the ring. The Shit quickly covers, but at the same time, Low-Ki lays his arm across the chest of Sydal! The referee counts to two and Matt Sydal kicks out. All three men are slow to their feet and each and every one of them open fire with lefts and rights on each other. Low-Ki bounces off the ropes and goes for a third Tidal Wave, and Sydal shoves the Shit in the way. Low-Ki connects and sends The Shit too the mat. Sydal sneaks up from behind and goes for another Gory buster, but Low-Ki manages to elbow Sydal which sends him face first into the cage. Low-Ki than proceeds to kick Sydal into the back of the head, ramming his face into the cage and busting him open. Low-Ki goes for the Ki Squash, but The Shit hits the ropes and straddles Low-Ki on the top rope. The Shit climbs all the way to the top rope and hooks Low-Ki underneath his arm and stands on the top rope. He is going for a DDT off the top rope. But wait, Low-Ki over powers him and shoves him off the top rope and into the middle of the ring. Low-Ki proceeds to climb all the way to the top of the cage and sizes up the Shit who is in the middle of the ring. Low-Ki soars off the top of the cage with a Phoenix slam and crushes the Shit who is in the middle of the ring. The fans chant “OMG” as Low-Ki hooks the leg and the referee counts to three as the match comes to an end. Low-Ki manages to narrowly defeat Ted Stylin’, Matt Sydal and the Juice for the Lightweight title, with no major controversy and is the first “true” Lightweight champion. Low-Ki is handed the belt as he slings it over his shoulder, and exits the cage door. Matt Sydal is next as he nearly looks in tears after his failure to secure a win for Trish Stratus. The ring crew begins to take down the cage walls as Ted Stylin, aka The Shit, is up to his feet now and receives an applause for the match he just fought. He heads to the back, without a peep, and leaves the ring crew to take down the cage walls.

Winner: Low-Ki to become the new QGWA Lightweight Champion.

All Or Nothing Scaffold Match

The Hardy Boyz versus King Lorum & Johnny McMahon

After the ring crew has taken apart the cage, there are lights turned on that point towards the scaffold. There are two parallel scaffolds with three pieces of metal bridging them together. Too access the scaffold, you climb a ladder to the balcony (the one that was featured in the Lorum-Hardy battle at Blood Bath). The balcony is thirty feet in the air… there are long boards of wood that connect the balcony to the scaffold. The scaffold spans across most of the audience and over top of the ring. After some ring crew check out the wood boards and scaffold, the bell is sounded. The ring announcer goes over the rules – the winner of the match is whomever is first to throw their opponent off the scaffold. Only one opponent has to make the fall. The match has already begun and will be decided in one fall … literally.

The Hardy Boyz music plays as the brothers make their way too the ring. Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy look more pumped than ever, as they don’t even make their way towards the balcony – they head to the ring. Matt demands a microphone and he receives one from the ring announcer. Matt Hardy is about to say something, when he is interrupted by King Lorum and Johnny McMahon. Johnny McMahon has the microphone in his hand as he saunters down the aisle and stops mid-way.

“The Notorious A-S-S” Johnny McMahon

“Well, well, well. Am I surprised? You two are afraid to climb the scaffold and get tossed off by King Lorum? Not really. Heck, if I were you two, I’d be scared. Because not only are you two going to be demolished by us two, but when you two return to the WWE, you two will be humiliated by my uncle for even daring to try and stop his take over of the wrestling world. You two vermin are going to learn the hard-way to avoid the mover and shakers like me, my uncle and any one else who stands in your way.”

“The Angelic Diabolic” Matt Hardy

“Hold on one second. You see, you two messed with The Willow In the Wisp and his brother the Angelic Diabolic. We have won European titles, Cruiserweight titles, Intercontinental Titles, and Tag-Team titles. We took Xtreme to a new level and innovated the TLC matches. And you two think heights scare me and my brother?”

“The Charismatic Enigma” Jeff Hardy

“HELL NO!”

“The Angelic Diabolic” Matt Hardy

“You heard it from my brother, heights don’t scare us. But heart break does. We’ve had our share of heart break. That red haired slut hurt men and it almost cost me my career. Hey Matt, you’ve had your share of heart break, haven’t you?”

“The Notorious A-S-S” Johnny McMahon

“I don’t know where you two are going with this shit, but you’d better shut the hell up, before I SHOVE MY BOOT down your throat!”

“The Angelic Diabolic” Matt Hardy

“What I am saying is that someone is here tonight who has a vested interest in the outcome of the match.”

From the crowd, we see Mallory emerging as she hops over the barrier and slides into the ring. King Lorum looks angry as the two Hardy Boyz stare down their enemies in the aisle way. King Lorum tries to run down too the ring, but Johnny McMahon gets in the way. King Lorum doesn’t even think as he bats Johnny McMahon too the side and takes him out with a bicycle kick. Lorum rushes too the ring, but he gets ambushed as Jeff Hardy dives off the back of Matt and onto Lorum. Jeff Hardy is up too his feet and he goes underneath the ring and grabs a gigantic ladder! Jeff Hardy slides it into the ring and than goes underneath the ring again! This time he emerges with a table and slides it into the ring. Lorum is up to his feet now and Jeff uses the railing to catapult himself at Lorum, stalling him! Meanwhile, they set the table up in the center of the ring, and ladder in the corner. Johnny McMahon is looking on in horror, but refuses to go down to the ring in fear of getting injured. Lorum is in the ring now, and Jeff Hardy stuns him with a stiff chair shot. Matt Hardy kicks him in the gut and drops him with a Twist of Fate! The Hardy Boyz pick up Lorum and hold him down on the table while the insane lesbian, Mallory, climbs up the ladder and hits a sloppy Swanton bomb onto the table, taking out Lorum!

The Hardy Boyz are full of energy as Lorum and Mallory are lying in the debris in the ring. They roll to the outside and both grab chairs as they look at the aisle way and point at Johnny McMahon. Johnny McMahon, out of fear, decides it is best to climb the ladder to the balcony. The Hardy Boyz decide to chase after him. It takes Johnny McMahon a few moments to climb to the balcony and he frantically decides it is in his best interest to climb onto the scaffold. He searches for something for defense, but he can’t find anything. The Hardy Boyz are quick behind Johnny McMahon, both wielding chairs. As Johnny shuffles over towards the ring, the Hardy Boyz are on both sides on the scaffold and Johnny is clearly trapped. Jeff Hardy throws the chair at Johnny McMahon, who catches it and avoids injury. But Johnny McMahon throws it back, just as hard, which knocks Jeff Hardy over and onto the scaffold. The spot looked really awful, but they were simply being careful. Meanwhile, Matt Hardy drops his chair, which barely lands on the padded floor outside the ring and nearly hits a fan or two. It is clear to see that the referee’s are clearing up the ring of debris and there are some staff hovering around a huge “audio table” (ie, a huge spot is coming). Matt Hardy and Johnny McMahon exchange lefts and rights, with McMahon gaining the upper hand with a kick to the groin. Johnny sets up for a pile driver off the scaffold, but Jeff Hardy takes his chair and smashes Johnny McMahon in the face with it. Meanwhile, we see that King Lorum is climbing the ladders now and nearing the top. Jeff and Matt see this and make their way towards the balcony. But instead of brawling with Lorum on the balcony, they make the bold and brilliant move of removing the planks of woods, meaning Lorum has no way onto the balcony. Lorum begins to scream and shout at the Hardys, but there is nothing for him to do. He is pretty much screwed.

Meanwhile, Johnny McMahon is pretty much sizing up his odds and looking down at the ring below, considering jumping. Instead, he pulls out a pair of brass knuckles from his pocket and puts them on his hand and hides it. As Matt Hardy gets closer, Johnny McMahon decks him just underneath the chin and Hardy falls carefully backwards and lands on the scaffold. Jeff Hardy, who is on the scaffold on the other side, jumps across and amazingly lands on the scaffold with both feet. He barely is able to catch his balance, before he rips the brass knuckles off and throws them away. Jeff Hardy and Johnny McMahon go shot for shot and eventually Jeff Hardy is on the losing end. Jeff Hardy is grabbing something as McMahon delivers the last blow and Jeff Hardy falls backwards. As the fans expect him to plummet into the ring, but Jeff Hardy swings back and forth as he has a rope in his hands. Johnny McMahon looks confused, but Jeff Hardy manages to get a good swing in which he manages to kick Johnny McMahon. Johnny McMahon does the over-exaggerated swinging of the arms as he tries to keep his balance. But eventually he falls backwards and lands in the middle of the ring as the fans cheer! The bell rings as Jeff Hardy is able to gain his footing back on the scaffold and manages to NOT kill himself for once in a match. Jeff Hardy carefully walks too his brother, who is now up to his feet. The two brothers embrace in a hug as Matt Hardy finally is able to unmask himself in QGWA. Matt Hardy bends over and undoes the mask, he rips it off and tosses it into the audience. Matt Hardy opens his arms too hug Jeff, who walks forward. Matt steps back as Jeff looks confused, before Matt shoves Jeff to the side! Jeff Hardy proceeds to free-fall off the scaffold and smashes through the audio table, which was dying to get used in the match. The fans are confused, as they react negatively too this sudden turn of heart from Matt. King Lorum is stunned as he cannot believe what he just witnessed. Matt Hardy rips off his own shirt and underneath it, he is wearing a shirt with the WWE logo brandished across it. Matt Hardy yells kiss my ass, as he motions it with his hands. Matt Hardy is helped off the scaffold by staff and the wooden boards that were once removed. Matt Hardy makes it down the balcony and the fans proceed to cover him with garbage as a slew of security guards cover him and escort him from the arena. No one is quite sure what is going on, but the consensus was that Matt turned on Jeff for the WWE and that he was escorted from the building by security guards, possibly WWE security guards. Weirdddddd!

Winner: The Hardy Boyz

Johnny McMahon has been helped from the ring, and Jeff Hardy is being extracted from the audio table as the ring is set up to look like the Bachelorette on Welfare. There are some roses scattered around the ring, while there is an altar placed on one side, and two chairs seated in front of it. Sean Waltman hits the ring with Brian Armstrong by his side. Waltman is wearing a nice tuexedo while, Brian Armstrong is dressed in a tshirt made to look like a tuxedo. Cute! Monty Sopp comes out next, wearing a hot pink suit, with a top hat and a cane. Monty Sopp gets into the ring, where he and Waltman have a stare down! Sopp winds up to slap Waltman, but China Doll makes her way too the ring. The fans chant “slut” at her, which isn’t a good sign. She gets into the ring wearing a nice black dress with a floral pattern on the side. Sopp and Waltman sit in their respected chairs, while China Doll stands at the altar.

“China Doll” Joanie Laurier

“I have been blessed… uhh… spiritually… with a baby, but my brain has been ruined because I haven’t picked a father. This will change tonight. I have done a lot of thinking, but for my decision to be final, I want you two to plead your case too me. You will each time to speak. Sean, you are up first.”

“The King of the X” Sean Waltman

“Joanie, baby. We’ve had some amazing times together and we’ve done so much. I miss you, baby. I am a fucking wreck without you. I turned to crack when I couldn’t have you and you ruined my life on that fucking television show. You’ve hit me, and you’ve treated me like shit before. But I still love you. I want to spend the rest of my life pleasing you. Financially, spiritually, romantically, and sexually. I want to raise my son with you.”

“China Doll” Joanie Laurier

“Monty, it is your turn.”

“The G Man” Monty Sopp

“I ain’t one to talk. You know my shit, Joanie. I am the top of the top. The cream of the crop. I am the Sopp, and he is the slop. I WON the King of the Ring, bitch’. When you were with me, Joanie, you said I made you cum fourty two times. And you can have that all over again if you pick me, baby.”

“China Doll” Joanie Laurier

“My decision is clear…”

The people in the ring are interrupted when “The Prince” Brian Lawler’s cackle howls across the arena. The fans turn to the aisle as Brian Lawler makes his way too the ring with a microphone in hand, and a hand-held camera in his hand. Brian Lawler slides into the ring and gets a close-up of Sean Waltman before speaking up.

“The Prince” Brian Lawler

“Hahahaha, it was a set-up Sean, you stupid tool! Just in time for the first episode of my new show, Princ’d!”

“The King of the X” Sean Waltman

“What the fuck are you talking about?”

“The Prince” Brian Lawler

“China ain’t pregnant!”

“The King of the X” Sean Waltman

“WHAT?!?”

“China Doll” Joanie Laurier

“It is true, Sean, you fucking asshole!”

As Sean bolts towards China, Monty Sopp grabs him in a full nelson and holds him there. Waltman struggles while Armstrong looks on in horror! The Prince continues.

“The Prince” Brian Lawler

“You see, this was all a scheme to make you look dumb. I just happened to be the lucky one to Princ’d ya! China Doll and Monty Sopp have been in cahoots since day number one to try and bring you down a peg. You fuckin’ idiot!”

Brian Armstrong rips Sean Waltman away from Monty Sopp and almost gets physical with Sopp. But instead, he cracks a smile and grabs Waltman by the arm, as Sopp grabs him by the other arm and they hold him captive in the ring!

“The Prince” Brian Lawler

“And your best friend in the world was in on it too! That is right, Sean, The Bad Ass had your number the entire time. He wanted to see you suffer just as much as I did. Not only have you been beaten down and embarassed the last three months, not only have you had your heart broken by the woman of your dreams, not only did you get tricked into believing you were going to be a father, there is more. We’ve hurt you, but we are going to take something way more important for the first episode of Princ’d! Hahahahaha! We are going to take your manhood!”

China Doll cracks a smile as Sean Waltman has his leg spread by Monty Sopp and Brian Armstrong. China Doll moves from behind the altar and sizes up Waltman. She moves closer, looks him straight in the eye and kisses him on the lips. China Doll is about to kick Waltman in the groin, when Monty Sopp lets go of Waltman’s arm and gets in the way. He holds his hands up and stops China Doll in mid kick. She looks confused and Monty Sopp tries to calm her down. When she is finally calm, Monty Sopp boots her in the gut and hits the Sopp Drop! Meanwhile, Sean Waltman hits the X-Factor on The Prince! Brian Armstrong picks up the Prince and hits a Pump handle slam that ends with Lawler landing on China Doll! The fans pop big time as the three men do crotch chops in unison! Armstrong picks up a microphone, as the fans are on their feet.

“The BA” Brian Armstrong

“Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, children of all fucking ages, the band has been reunited. This summer, those Titan Tower assholes tried to rally the troops and reunite the gang. But they forgot the three members who matter. The BA, the Bad-Ass, Brian Armstrong, the G Man, the cream of the crop, Monty Sopp. And the King of the X, Sean Waltman! Do the fans want to watch that Born Again hypocrite and the backstabbing politician up to the same old antics? Sure they would! But they aren’t up to the same old antics. It was the PG-13 Degeneration X and it made me and these three sick. When we heard that a wrestling federation was opening that was cutting edge and willingly to take a risk, we knew that we could show those two over-sized egoes how to get the shit done and we signed on the dotted line. Since September, we’ve been conspiring to come out with a bang, and boy did we do it. Not only did we shut up that annoying prick, but we cutt the true fat out of the meat of the group. There ain’t room in this house for any man-sluts, and heck, Sean wanted revenge and damn did we get it. So ladies, and gentleman boys and girls, the real rebels from Ruckus Inc. proudly bring too you the real deal, not that watered down shit. And if you don’t like that, we’ve got TWO fucking words for you…”

“The G Man” Monty Sopp

“STRAIGHT TO VINCE, SEAN AND HUNTER… SUCK MY FUCKIN’ DICK! Wait, that wasn’t two words!”

“The King of the X” Sean Waltman

“Who the fuck cares?”

Sean Waltman takes the microphone and throws it into the crowd as Ruckus Inc. roll out of the ring and walk up the aisle together too the fans delight. Meanwhile, The Prince Brian Lawler is lying in the ring beside his camera, and Joanie Laurier is on her knees screaming in anger, with tears running down her face, smearing her make-up. She is vowing revenge in her shrills screams as she heads to the backstage area. The main event is NEXT.

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Shed The Blood Of The Innocent… Cont’d.

QGWA Heavyweight Title Match

Chris Peele © versus Angel versus Jake the Snake Roberts

Kick It by Peaches plays as Angel walks out with bandages around his waist and a limp. Angel raises his hands in the air as he climbs onto the apron and stares out at the audience. He demands a microphone from the ring announcer, but instead yells “who wants tables” before going underneath the ring and retrieving four tables. He sets them up at each side of the ring and than rolls back into the ring as the fans chant “hardcore homo” as he nods his head in approval. Some generic 80’s theme music plays as the grizzled veteran, Jake the Snake Roberts, walks through the curtains. As he walks down the aisle, he makes sure to slap each fans hand as he makes his way towards the ring. Jake the Snake stares down at one of the tables, adjusts it and runs his hand along the top of it before rolling in the ring. This leads to a stare down between Angel and Jake the Snake where they mouth off at each other, exchanging insults back and forth. This ends when Angel looks ready to slap Roberts, but instead shakes his hand and the two go to their respected corners. They are interupted by Chris Peele, who makes his way too the ring with his wrestling tights on, and the QGWA Heavyweight title strapped around his waist. He ignores the fans as he slides into the ring, climbs the second turn buckle and raises his hands in the air. He hops down, rips the Heavyweight title off his waist and holds it up, telling the two men they don’t stand a chance at winning the title. The ring announcer goes over the rules – no DQ or count-outs, and it is elimination style.

After the bell-rings, Jake the Snake and Chris Peele instantly start talking trash to each other. Meanwhile, Angel is on the other side of the ring and runs towards them. Roberts and Peele don’t even think as they side step the attack and both hip toss Angel over the top and through the first table! Jake the Snake takes the chance too open fire with lefts and rights on Chris Peele, who absorbs them and throws them right back. Roberts hits a body slam, and Peele no sells it and pops right back up to his feet, only to get body slammed again. This time, Roberts holds his back in immense pain. Chris Peele takes out his knee with a single leg take down. Peele instantly targets the back of Roberts with a few knees to the back as Roberts tries to avoid them. Peele eventually helps Roberts up, only to set up for the Torture rack so early on. But Angel manages to take out Peele with a spear. Angel throws punch after punch on Peele, before letting him up to his feet. Angel stuns him with a jaw breaker and actually hits a half decent spinning toe kick. Angel hits a series of chops that has Peele reeling against the ropes. With a running start, Angel gets back body dropped by Peele, over the top and through the second table. Peele looks so pleased with his accomplishment, but his smile is wiped off his face when Roberts takes him out to the apron with a short arm clothes line. Roberts climbs out onto the apron after Peele and eventually ascends to the second turnbuckle. Roberts hits a Lou Thesz press from the second turn buckle, which sends he and Peele sprawling to the outside. All three men are slow to their feet, with Angel being the first. He climbs to the top rope and sizes up his two opponents. He takes an insane senton dive out and lands on both men.

Angel helps Chris Peele to his feet, and takes him over the rail with a clothes line. Angel climbs up onto the apron and tells the fans to move away as he sizes up Chris Peele. Angel makes an amazing dive over the railing and he is able to hurricrana Chris Peele onto a row of chairs! The fans chant “hardcore homo” as Angel is definitely showing that he is a force to be reckon with. Angel climbs over the railing, but Jake the Snake low blows him and than throws him into the steel railing. Jake Roberts than hip tosses Angel into the ring apron, which he hits with a thud and lands on his head. Chris Peele dives over the railing and lands on Jake the Snake, which sends the two sprawling! Chris Peele is up first and he proceeds to taunt and brag to the audience, which allows for Jake the Snake to low blow him! Jake the Snake is up too his feet and he rips away at the padded floor to expose concrete. Jake the Snake hooks Peele under his arm and he DDT’s Peele head first onto the cement. Peele is down and out, as Jake the Snake drags him too his feet and shoves him in the ring. Jake the Snake crawls to his feet and looks ready to pin Peele, but Horace Hogan appears out of no where and takes him down with a clothes line. Hogan gets a huge boo from the fans, who didn’t want too see him demolish their beloved hero. But out of no where, Angel takes him out with a stiff chair shot. Angel holds the chair up in the air as he takes Hogan out with another shot. As soon as Angel turns around though, Tomko hits a huge Yakuza kick that sends the chair into his face and sends Angel too the mat. Meanwhile, Chris Cage is on the top rope and he takes Angel out with a huge top rope splash. The Freedom Fighters are clearly dominating the ring, as Chris Peele is slow to his feet and he stands over his fallen opponents.

The victory is shortlived. The lights cut out and Wu Tang Clan blares over the speakers. It is so dark, all they can see is Rodney Mack coming down the aisle with a towel on his head. He stops mid-way and just stands there. The Freedom Fighters want him to enter the ring, but he won’t. The lights flick on, and we see that Rodney Mack is in the ring! The person in the aisle way rips off the towel to reveal Jazz! It was a decoy! Chris Cage is the first to get taken out by Mack, who hits a running Mongolian chop! Hogan rushes at him, but he belly to belly suplexes him with force. Tomko stands in the way of Peele and yells “come get some” as Mack. Instead, Angel blind sides him with a chair shot! Angel drops the chair and goes to high five Mack! Mack ducks the high five, grabbing Angel underneath his arm and over his shoulder. He yanks him towards the ropes and delivers a stiff T-Bone Suplex over the top rope and through the table! Rodney Mack and Chris Peele make their way too the middle of the ring and have a stare down. Peele tells him that he has kicked his ass before, and he’ll do it again. Mack motions to bring it on. Peele goes for a lariat, Mack ducks it and locks in the Blackout from behind on Peele! Mack has the hold in for a second as Peele struggles to get free. When Peele passes out from the lack of air, Mack releases the hold and stands up to his feet. Roberts is on one knee, and trying to struggle to his feet. Mack extends his hand and helps Roberts up. The two have an awkward stare down, due to their run-in last month. Mack opens his arms and Roberts embraces him with a hug. Mack’s smile turns into a sour face as shoves Roberts, kicks him in the gut and hits the Tiger Driver in the middle of the ring. To add salt too the wound, Rodney Mack drags Chirs Peele over and drapes his arm over the chest of Jake the Snake while the referee counts to three, eliminating Jake the Snake at the 12 minute mark. The fans are split as Rodney Mack slides out of the ring and leaves to the backstage area with Jazz by his side. It takes a solid minute for Jake the Snake to roll out of the ring and to walk to the backstage area with visible tears running down his face. The fans give him a standing ovation as the veteran leaves behind the curtain, sad and frustrated over his loss.

Chris Peele sets his sights on Angel, who is slow to his feet. Peele gets a running start before he dives over the top rope and lands on Angel, sending the two sprawling. Chris Peele is slow to his feet, and when he does, he picks up Angel and tries to Irish whip him into the steel railing. But Angel manages to jump onto the steel rail and jump backwards to connect with a back elbow smash. Angel is up to his feet now, and he climbs up onto the apron. As Peele is up to his feet, Angel hits a split-legged moonsault, and lands on Peele! Angel is getting a huge pop now as he is slow to his feet. He grabs a chair and he sets it up right in front of a struggling Chris Peele. Angel gets a running start, jumps onto the chair, and than flips over the chair and lands on Chris Peele. Angel is slow to his feet now, he folds up the chair and waits for Peele to get up. As Peele gets to his feet, Angel throws the chair at Peele’s face. But Peele manages to catch the chair, only to throw it back to Angel. Angel catches it and Peele drop kicks the chair into his face. Peele is up to his feet and he throws Angel in the ring like he is a rag doll. Peele looks furious after Angel got the better of him for a few minutes. Peele signals the end is near as he rolls into the ring and picks up Angel. Peele sticks him in-between his legs, and than drops him with a stiff power bomb. Peele plants his foot on the chest of Angel for a cover, but only gets a two count. Peele is irate, as he gets on all fours and proceeds to choke Angel. Peele picks him up, whips him into the turnbuckle and nearly takes his head off with a clothes line. Angel finds himself lying in the corner while Peele chokes him with his boot. Peele yanks him up to his feet, slaps him across the face a few times and hoists him up to the top turn buckle. Peele climbs to the top turn buckle and takes Angel all the way to the mat with a stiff superplex! Peele crawls over and covers, but Angel kicks out at 2.

Peele takes a few minutes to taunt Angel, who is struggling to his feet. Everytime he gets close, Peele either shoves him back to the mat with his boot, or takes him down with a leg drop or elbow drop. As Angel reaches for the ropes, Peele yanks him back to the middle of the ring. Peele eventually picks Angel up, only to take him down to the mat with a German suplex. The fans are chanting “Angel” as he seems intent on making a come back. Peele eventually takes him down with a firemans carry, and applies a head lock. Angel does his best to squrim out of it, but he finds himself on his chest on the mat and Peele immediately applies a Camel Clutch. Peele is putting a lot of pressure on the back, making sure to hear Angel yelp with each motion. Peele eventually releases the hold and signals it is over. He picks up Angel and sets up for a Rock Bottom, but Angel manages to take Peele down with a double leg take down. Peele is so shocked over the move, that he finds himself in a full nelson. Peele manages to make it to the ropes to break the hold. Angel refuses to break the hold, and barely drags him to the middle of the ring. The two are fighting back and forth for control of the hold when the two smash into the referee and knock him out. Angel manages to take advantage of this, with a desperate hurricrana. Angel climbs to the top rope and signals for the bath house bomb! He connects and he hooks the leg! 1-2-3! But wait, there is no referee! God-damn! Angel is up to his feet and tends to the referee as Chris Peele stirs to his feet. He dodges a clothes line by Angel, swings him around and plants him with a spine buster!

Peele is up to his feet and he is signaling he is finishing the bout off. He scoops Angel underneath the arm and hits a body slam. Peele drags him towards the corner and considers climbing up top. But Peele turns over Angel, so he is lying on his front. Peele climbs all the way to the top rope, says a little prayer and hits a breath-taking 450 splash that crushes the back of Angel! Peele wastes no time dragging him to his feet and locking him in the torture rack. Peele treats Angel like a rag doll in the hold, showing no remorse. Eventually, Angel screams the words “I QUIT”. Peele tosses Angel off his shoulders, raising his arms in the air. Except for Peele was duped; the referee is still out cold! Angel takes the chance to spear Peele and deliver some stiff punches. Both men are slow to their feet, and the referee is stirring now. Angel gets kicked in the gut and Peele manages to power bomb him. He covers, but a kick out at 2! Peele is up to his feet and points to his head. He has a brilliant idea. He picks up Angel, lifts him in the air and hits a running power bomb to the outside. Angel lands on the last table, and it collapses in an instant. The fans chant “he is hardcore” as Angel is lying in the ruins of the table. This is the fourth table he has demolished, and very well may be his final. As Angel manages to stand up in the ruins of the table, he gives it his all with a series of strikes on Peele. Clearly winded and close to being finished, Angel manages to roll into the ring. Close behind him is Peele, who finds himself locked in a sleeper hold as Angel isn’t giving up yet. Angel has the hold in tight, but Peele breaks it with a rake to the eyes. Peele whips Angel into the ropes, only to get picked up into the air for a Samoan drop. Peele hooks the leg, but only a two count. Peele smacks his hands across the mat and starts to argue with the referee. Angel sneaks up from behind for a roll-up! Kick out at 2! Up to his feet first, Peele manages to reverse a clothesline into a Torture rack. Angel finds himself unable to escape and unable to reverse it. Almost instantly after being locked in the hold, Angel yells he gives up, and the referee calls for the bell. The winner is announced… Chris Peele at 24 minutes to retain his QGWA Heavyweight title.

After defeating odds that no one thought possible, Chris Peele gets on his knees and holds the QGWA Heavyweight title close to his chest. With his arm raised in the air, declared the victor, Chris Peele is assured that he has fended off all challengers – for now. All of the sudden, the lights dim and on the QGWA screens appears the same message seen on the last edition of VILE wrestling. A red square with the message “tired of being square? I am too. Coming at Surrender to the TakeOver!” Chris Peele looks at the message in intrigue, as he rolls to the outside. Peele grabs a nearby chair and smashes it against the QGWA big screen TV. Peele picks the television up in the air and screams I am invincible as the champ looks visually shaken. The show ends with Angel crawling to his feet and staring at the fans, with tears in his eyes. So close to victory, Angel was closer than he ever was before to tasting success. The question becomes – will he get a second chance at salvation?

Winner: Chris Peele and still QGWA Heavyweight Champion

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OOC: Sorry for the month hiatus. I moved. There will be less 'biography' posts from Caleb Hill and more show posts. They are, to be frank, easier to do and the story is pretty much built up and you can be sure where it is heading. Enjoy.

VILE Wrestling Tapings, presented by Queer and Grotesque Ent.

You know the deal. These are usually the results for the tapings, but apparently VILE is changing to a weekly taping schedule for the next two weeks only. The show is much longer, as apparently they are trying to send feelers out to some television stations in Canada, Europe, America and Mexico. For the record, there was signs posted everywhere for this LOGO wrestling. It’ll be explained in the results for you, but the first taping is taking place at the Stffd bar. For those who are unaware, it is a gay bar in New York. The first taping is taking place on New Years Day at 8PM and than shown on TV Wednesday at 1am. Apparently one hundred people will be let in, so it’ll be a little toned down from the VILE wrestling tapings. Whatever, it gets explained in the results.

Taping to be aired November 30th

The show kicks off with a bang, as the entire QGWA roster is out at ringside. Caleb Hill is inside of the ring, with a microphone and huge smile on his face. He says that the word has leaked on his new sideproject, which will be underneath the newly renamed Q&G Entertainment. Caleb Hill says that he is going to change the face of wrestling, but he says that VILE wrestling won’t be going anywhere soon. Caleb Hill says that a new, ground-breaking wrestling show will begin airing, Wednesday January 3rd on LOGO. He says that it will blend aspects reality TV, gay life style and wrestling into a new product. The fans react pretty poorly, chanting “sell out”. Undetered by the chants, Caleb Hill says that any wrestlers are free to jump to the new show. Caleb Hill says it will be the chance of a life time. Angel steps up and into the ring and he takes the microphone. Angel says that he proved he belongs in the big league at SBI. Angel says that he was robbed of the Q&G Heavyweight title and he isn’t pleased with the outcome. But Angel sees now that his fate is changing – Angel says the door has been opened and he wants to be the face of LOGO Wrestling. Caleb Hill wants Angel to reconsider – he thinks that Angel can very well capture the Q&G Heavyweight Title and could lead VILE wrestling to the forefront of the wrestling business. Chris Peele enters the ring and states that Angel got his chance and he dropped the ball. Peele states that Angel should cut his losses and move to “the land of fairies.” Angel tells Peele if he is so confident, he should put his title belt on the line at TakeOver. Peele is about to refuse the shot when Hill steps up and says that Angel has proved himself worth to hold the belt. He sets up the match for Surrender To The TakeOver – Angel versus Peele in a steel caged match for the Q&G Heavyweight title. If Angel loses, he’ll join up with the LOGO brand! Angel announces that even if he wins, he is taking the Q&G Heavyweight title and both he and Fatu are taking it to LOGO wrestling! Peele is about to speak up, when the Q&G Screens light up with the Square and the words “COMING AT TAKEOVER – THE WORLD GETS A LOT LESS SQUARE.” Peele is a little spooked as he rolls out of the ring and orders the Freedom Fighter’s too watch his back. Hill states that in the weeks to come, wrestler’s will have the chance to sign up for the new brand and NEW wrestler’s will debut for the new show. Caleb Hill sets the microphone to the side and heads to the backstage area.

Up first is Rex Silverstone, who comes out with a mohawk and a leather jacket with the words “LOGO” on the back. His opponent? New jobber Jesse Kennedy. Kennedy gets in the face of Silverstone, who manhandles him from the get go. After some various suplexes, Silverstone signals for the end and hits him with a F-5 like DDT that nearly breaks the neck of Kennedy. Silverstone picks up a microphone and says that he is DIY for life, meaning do it yourself. He is bringing the punk rock attitude to LOGO wrestling! The second he turns around, Monty Sopp levels him with a chair shot. Monty Sopp says while Rex is introducing DIY to VILE, he’ll introduce the chair to Rex! Sopp hollars for the RUCKUS Crew to come out, which leads us to the next segment.

RUCKUS hits the ring, with microphones in hand and street clothes. Monty Sopp is up first and says last week they fooled the entire wrestling business and pulled the wool over the eyes of everyone. And now that the real gang is united, they are back to their old tricks. Sopp says they started with China Doll, but that is the beginning! Sopp says they are here to take over what is rightfully theres – the wrestling business. Sopp says they are taking over VILE Wrestling next week, and there isn’t a damn thing anyone can do! The BA takes the microphone and says if you aren’t down with that, we’ve got TWO words for ya – and Sopp finishes it off with a FUCK YOU!

Up next is a useless bout between Horace Hogan and Davey Freeman. Hogan makes sure to note he is undefeated and that tonight will be another notch in his belt. After some pointless brawling, Hogan hits the signature three (spine buster, power bomb, back body drop) and than signals for the bear hug. Davey Freeman hits a low blow and rolls up Hogan. After a kick out, Hogan wraps his arms around Freeman and squeezes the life out of him. Hogan announces that at TakeOver, he is putting up his winning streak on the line in another Open Challenge. Any wrestler is free to take up the challenge, no matter what promotion they are wrestling for. Hogan states that until TakeOver, he will crush wrestler’s left and right to prove a point – he won’t be stopped.

Up next is a Q&G Lightweight title bout, as Low-Ki comes out with the title strapped across his waist. Low-Ki scowls at the audience, but is interrupted by The Shit Ted Stylin’. The Shit rolls into the ring, looks Low-Ki up and down and than slaps him across the face. The match kicks off with the two just reversing each other’s moves, but ends with The Shit hitting a concealed low blow and gaining the upper hand. The Shit goes for a standing shooting star press and Low-Ki puts his feet up! Low-Ki nearly takes his head off with a Tidal Wave and covers, but a kick out at 2. The Prince Brian Christopher makes his way too the ring with his camcorder in hand and he is snapping pictures of things. He stands on the apron and Low-Ki gets in his face about it. The Shit distracts the referee and Christopher clocks him in the face with the camcorder and sends Low-Ki reeling. The Shit rolls him up, places his feet on the ropes as the referee counts to three and we have a new Q&G Lightweight champion! As soon as Low-Ki is up to his feet, Brian Christopher clocks him with the camcorder once again, this time with way more force. As Low-Ki lies on the mat, Brian Christopher gets a close-up of him and yells “YOU’VE BEEN PRINC’D!” Ted Stylin’ is handed his title as he grabs it and heads to the backstage area, barely giving the fans a chance to absorb what happened. Low-Ki is up to his feet and he chases Brian Christopher too the backstage area.

Within seconds, the set is being thrown around as Jake the Snake Roberts and Rodney Mack are brawling towards the ring. They are throwing stiff punches and kicking each other when Jake the Snake throws Rodney Mack into the steel ring post and busts him open. Roberts gets into the ring and taunts Mack to get inside, but Mack refuses. Jazz comes down the aisle way and interrupts the brawl, as she hollars over the microphone for the two to stop. Jazz gets in the ring and tells Jake the Snake to get away from her man before she breaks his face. Jazz says that at SBI, her man made sure he made perfectly clear that Mack doesn’t run with anyone else. Jazz says that Roberts cost him the title at Profane Destruction and he isn’t going to forgive him any time. Robert’s talked a lot of shit to Chris Peele about earning respect, but Mack realized that it was all bullshit! Jazz says that her man lost all respect when he robbed Mack of the title. Jazz steps forward and slaps Roberts across the face and spits in his face. Jazz states the bitch and the last real nigga are back and they ain’t taking the bullshit of cracka asses like Jake the Snake. Mack rips the microphone away from his girlfriend and tells Roberts straight up, he wants to kick his ass. Roberts, who has remained speechless, takes the microphone and says he ain’t going to apologize – and that he sees more passion in the eyes of Rodney Mack now, than he has ever seen before. Roberts says he is willingly to square off against Rodney Mack. One on one at Surrender to the TakeOver. And Robert’s says he is willingly to lay it all on the table – a Number One Contender’s Match for a shot at Chris Peele. Rodney Mack extends his hand for a shake, but when Robert’s goes to shake it, Mack smacks him upside the head and walks out of the ring with his girl friend by his side.

Awesome Adam and Mondo Matt are set to square off against the tag-team champions, Chris Cage and Travis Tomko, when the match is stopped at the 10 second mark. RUCKUS INC enters the ring with chairs in hand and they knock everyone out with chair shots. Sean Waltman grabs the Tag-Team title’s, raises them high in the air and states that RUCKUS is taking over. He places a RUCKUS INC sticker over the titless, as Monty Sopp takes the microphone. He says they are coming after the biggest dogs in the yard – The Freedom Fighters – and they expect to be granted a Tag-Team title shot next week. Or else, there will be hell to pay! Because next week, RUCKUS is taking over!

In the backstage area, The Shit has the Q&G Lightweight title strapped around his waist and he is shining it up with a piece of fabric. Just as he is about to open his mouth, in barges RICO CONSTANTINO, former WWE wrestler! Rico states that he is an image consultant and that he was looking for Caleb Hill. The Shit is about to open his mouth when Rico interrupts and says that The Shit is too 90’s and he needs to get up to date with what he kids are doing these days. The Shit is about to respond when Rico slaps him across the face, and Rico states that the Shit better get with times if he wants to hold onto the title belt for long. The Shit tells Rico to go fuck himself, and Rico says he has more important things to do than lecture to some shit head child, but Rico reminds The Shit of what he said.

Jimmy Cross and Rick Goulet come out next, and the two of them looked pumped up as they seem to be taking part in a tag-team match against Orlando Jordan and Julio. Just after picking up a microphone prior to the match, Jimmy Cross goes into a pre-match tangent about how faggots don’t belong in the wrestling business. Cross states that he and Goulet are signing on the dotted line with LOGO Wrestling so they can beat the shit out of faggots week in and week out. OJ picks up a microphone and states he, Julio and Maria are signing with LOGO Wrestling as well! The match kicks off with OJ dominating his opponents, who regroup on the outside. Embracing in mid-ring with a kiss, OJ and Julio are going out of their way to grate the nerves of their opponents. After the kiss, Maria simply walks away from the ring, leaving the two men without a manager. Julio rolls out of the ring and tries to talk to his sister/girlfriend, but she will hear none of it. Meanwhile, Orlando Jordan is caught off guard by Goulet and Cross who jump him and attempt to get the quick victory. But OJ fights back, and eventually hits two Complete Shot’s on both men. But wait! Marcus Bagwell is on the apron now! What the hell?!? He is distracting OJ now, allowing for Goulet to roll up and get the quick victory! Marcus Bagwell and embraces with the new up and coming tag-team with a hand shake, as they walk to the backstage area together. Orlando Jordan is up to his feet and irate over a loss.

In the main event for the evening, Jeff Hardy is set to square off against Chris Peele for the Q&G Heavyweight title match. This was really unexpected, as many people felt that a title match of this size wouldn’t be wasted on an Internet show and that they would further explain Matt Hardy’s absence. Well, the match lasts 5 minutes, with Hardy basically hitting his high spots. He goes for a makeshift twist of fate and hits it with authority! Hardy climbs all the way to the top rope and signals for the Swanton Bomb, but Matt Hardy is walking down the aisle with two large, black security guards surrounding him. Jeff Hardy turns his attention to his brother and he dives to the outside and lands on the two security guards, which sends Matt Hardy sprawling to the ground. Jeff Hardy opens fire on the security guards as Matt Hardy high tails it to the backstage area as Jeff Hardy chases after him. The referee is forced to call for the bell and award the match to Chris Peele, who wraps the Q&G Heavyweight title around his shoulder and has his arm raised. But wait! Angel appears out of no where with a barbed wire 2’4”! He swings Peele around and busts him open with a stiff shot to the forehead! Peele is sent to the ground and Angel places the 2’4” along his forearm and than elbow drops it onto the face of Chris Peele. Peele rolls around in pain and eventually escapes to the outside, but he leaves his belt in the ring. Angel picks up the title, and stares at it a burning passion. He takes the blood that is dripping down his arm and wipes it across the title! He tells Peele “I am coming for your title” before tossing it to the outside. The show ends with Peele bleeding profusely, scared of the seemingly crazy Angel.

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A little bit of feedback here after a quick skim through of STBOTI.

It’s the little touches that make me love this diary. “After the match, they try to win the referee over to reverse the decision with some of their dance moves, but the referee will have none of it.” How could that not work. The little touches like this that add to the characters and the feeling really make the diary stand out. It makes the two more believable as fun sort of faces other then them just being called Awesome and Mondo.

Good work in turning Angel into an actual threat to anybody. He’s not going to win either match I can tell you that but at least you’re making him look good already. The fans can really get behind a gay guy who stands up for himself and he can still be comically camp. Am I also right in supposing that Angel is going to be the leader of the new family friendly offshoot? I don’t see The Ass of Steele Chris Peele being as successful if he’s watered down.

A good win for the FF and a good push should be in order. Hopefully a real tag team can challenge them. Also having Angel be “injured” adds to the whole fighting gay image and it’s a good idea. Also a good match for making Fatu look strong despite losing. Overall a pretty decent match.

Ok this match is going to be crazy am I right? Death possibly? Paedophilia? Who knows. “ But he over shoots him and lands knee first on the steel railing and smashes his head off the pavement. The fans chant “you fucked up” as a few of the wrestlers look generally fearful of the implications of the injury.” Another nice touch that gives it that shitty wrestling feel that it should have, especially for a clusterfuck of a match like this with god knows who in it. Ok I won’t even comment on what’s going on as it’s pretty fucking Jesus Christ crazy. Great stuff though. The inclusion of Calebs nephew is something that I thought was OTT when I first saw it. Thinking about it though it seems like the sort of thing that QGWA would do for a super controversial story. A swerve by the nephew and QGWA gets even sicker.

I know that in the past I made reference to people hitting to many high spots etc and although this match is full of them I can see how you’ve pulled it off. It’s all rationalised. Pogo the death match wrestler, Maria and Julia already shown to be lacking in talent but willing to take bumps to make it up, Columbine kids unknowns who can make a name by taking bumps, Caleb pushing his own business so hard he’ll take bumps for it and Fairplay desperate to take bumps to prove himself. Then OJ refuses because he’s a big star. I must admit that despite the intrigue of the angle it isn’t my favourite but I’ll look forward to seeing where it goes. I also hope more comes of the OJ being a pussy angle that we got to notice at the end of the match.

You really are desperate to push Hogan aren’t you? Thank Christ for the B. Oh shit. The heat stealing, work rate lacking, no talent Juggernaut that is Horace continues. If you can make him seem legitimate I’ll eat my hat. At least it was kept short though.

Return of the MACK! OH MY LORD! Good to see him back. You were really managing to make him into a worthy adversary of the mighty Chris Peele and long may the push continue.

Shoot interview I can take or leave. I would say there’s no chance in hell of a AJ vs. PJ fight but it seems to have been said so many times that it won’t happen that I think it’s got to. And I hope it does.

Just let Stylin win. Push the Shit. Decent enough match but there was no way anyone except Low-Ki was walking out of there with the title. Probably the match I had the least interest in though which was a shame.

Some good spots and a good match. Nice to see that crazy bitch Mallory return. Good match. Good swerve didn’t see it coming. Either keeps Jeff in QGWA and keeps you a real star or keeps Matt as well, 2 stars and a kick ass reason to feud with a top heel in Matty boy.

I’ll try not to comment too much on the baby angle. All I can say is shit swerve to great swerve just like that. Nice to see Ruckus Inc formed, all seemed fairly lifelike and in character. Any word that rhymes with Sopp is golden. Looking forward to seeing where it leads. Hopefully with The Prince bringing in some hip hop homeys to help him out.

Excellent main event. Good action all the way through. Everybody looks strong. Especially Angel after the Mack swerve both of who could battle it out for toughest man on the planet. Eventually Peele retains and I like. Surely Jake has got to go soon and we have got to get a Mack vs. Angel feud or at least a match. Hopefully you can do something a lot more interesting with this then I would though.

Still loving the diary. And I’ll be back soon for the VILE tapings.

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VILE Wrestling Tapings, presented by Queer and Grotesque Ent.

This show is definitely being sent out as a feeler to television shows. You will understand what I mean when you read the results. It wasn’t well received by some of the audience members to say the least.

Taping to be aired December 7th 2006

The show kicks off with a huge RUCKUS INC banner being draped across the canvas and along the ceiling. Music that is borderline a cover of a Rage Against the Machine song is blaring across the sound system as The BA, King of the X, and G Man all make their way too the ring carrying microphones and wearing their RUCKUS INC gear. “The G Man” Monty Sopp starts off by saying they conquered the big leagues and the three of them came straight to the alternative. And they are proving their draw by eliminating the competition and they have done so in a fashion that proves the three of them belong at the top of the card. Sopp says that if he pinned that untalented piece of white trash wearing the “most prestigious title in the business”, he’d throw it on the ground and spit on it. Because his dignity means so much more and wrestling in VILE Wrestling means so much more too him. The Freedom Fighters (who had a sudden name change – they are The Entourage now) come to the ring and they stand on the outside as Peele runs down each member. Peele says that they are looking at the future of the business right here. He calls himself the next Dwayne Johnson, aka, The Rock! He calls Travis Tomko the next Kevin Nash! He even compares Horace Hogan to his uncle, Hulk Hogan! And Peele says that the four men in the ring are bound to get a beat down soon. As The Entourage steps up towards the ring, Jeff Hardy comes out of no where with a chair and goes ballistic with chair swings (why Jeff Hardy, I have no idea, except to make the wrestling federation seem that more important). Hardy stands on the apron as the wild card, as RUCKUS INC lays down a challenge for later on in the main event! A 8 man tag between RUCKUS INC and temporary member Jeff Hardy, against The Entourage! Peele accepts and says his winning streak is gonna continue, when he adds 4 more victims! And Peele ups the ante – he says that whomever scores the pin fall in the match will walk out Q&G Heavyweight champion. Peele says that even if a member of The Entourage wins, he’ll hand the belt over too them. The 3 other members of the Entourage question the decision, but Peele disregards their complaints.

In the first match of the night, we get a Q&G Lightweight title bout between “The Stuff” Ted Stylin (temporary name change) versus Low-Ki. The fans booed so loudly when he was announced as the Stuff, because apparently that isn’t very TV friendly. They changed the Shit the entire bout, and barely paid attention to the magic these two created. The first minutes were stuck to reversal after reversal, which ended up with Low-Ki taking off Stylin’ head with a Tidal Wave. Low-Ki dominates with his stiff, stomach wrenching blend of high flying antics and martial arts. After a missed splash off the top rope, Stylin’ rolls him up, but only a two count. After some more quick attempts, Low-Ki eventually catches him and plants him big time with a Ki Krusher! Low-Ki drapes his arm across the chest of The Stuff and gets the three count, and the fans boo that big time even though Low-Ki is the face. The fans chant “this sucks” as Low-Ki looks disappointed by the fans response. He drapes the strap across his chest, as the two time Q&G Lightweight champion makes his way too the back. Did I mention, he held the title belt for like two days last time? This is shitty booking 101, folks.

Out next is … Johnny Fairplay? And guess what? Surprise, surprise, the über offensive Pogo the Clown is no where in sight. Johnny Fairplay announces that he came to VILE wrestling for one REASON – he loves women! After a rant about how much he loves women, he says he is going to invite some of the VILE Beauties (oxymoron much?) Out comes Mallory and Maria, who are wearing nothing but there undies. This isn’t subtle glorification of women, is it? Johnny Fairplay asks them if they’d be willingly to show Fairplay some loving? Out from the back is Orlando Jordan and Julio, who slide in the ring and grab Maria, and ask what she is doing out by the ring. Maria shoves them aside and is in Johnny Fairplay’s arms. But she shoves Fairplay and knocks him out with a forearm smash. Maria grabs the hand of Mallory, and the two proceed to full on make out in the middle of the ring. Maria picks up a microphone and says she is tired of going unnoticed by the Julio and OJ! With a toss of the hair, she announces she found someone who can fill her needs – Mallory. Orlando Jordan and Julio are shocked, but they get an even bigger eye opener when Rick Goulet and Jimmy Cross attack them from behind. Marcus Bagwell, the clear ring leader, is encouraging them from the ring apron. Eventually OJ makes a come back and Julio rolls to the outside and grabs a singapore cane. Julio hits some weak cane shots, and than connects with a stiff one on Maria, who rolls to the outside and is clearly in pain. As Bagwell’s crew regroup and recover on the outside, OJ gets on all fours and Julio goes for a suicidal Sabu dive. But Julio totally misses and lands on the padded floor. This is flat-out embarassing as no one is quite sure what to do. The segment ends awkwardly with Bagwell and Co just walking away as Julio is getting tended too by some staff members, as the fans chant “you fucked up”. Orlando Jordan is visibly pissed in the ring, as he is yelling about “how he is too good” for this bullshit. OJ leaves the ring as Julio is being escorted too the backstage area.

Up next is a contest between Horace Hogan and his challenger for the evening. Matt Sydal doesn’t even mention his love, Trish Stratus once. It is interesting that they keep playing it up like Stratus is still with the WWE, but she hasn’t been since September. I think that is the main reason this angle crapped out. Hogan basically squashes Sydal in under a minute, as he wastes him with the bearhug. Post-match, Hogan cuts a quick promo stating he is on a winning streak and he wanted to prove that he could get the deed done twice in one night. He said he is going to show the entire wrestling business he can kick ass twice in one night when he and The Entourage destroy RUCKUS INC. Standing behind Hogan is Sean Waltman, who low blows him and than hits the X-Factor. Waltman does a crotch chop as he says that RUCKUS INC isn’t going to bow down to anyone.

Dylan Harris makes his way towards the ring, with a brand new look. He has lost the patented Slipknot mask that made him so cool. He has a shaved head, and the guy is pretty vanilla looking. His opponent? None other than Jake the Snake Roberts. Roberts gets a big time pop as he limps towards the ring, and it is surprising to see him wrestle considering he barely wrestles their television shows. The match is short lived as Harris plays fodder to Roberts, who tries to finish him off with a DDT, but Rodney Mack hits the ring and levels him with a chair shot. Rodney Mack clearly has the fans split 50/50 as he awaits for Roberts to climb to his feet before locking him in the Blackout and making him pass out. Rodney Mack goes off the deep end as he stomps away at the fallen Jake the Snake. The referee tries to rip him away, but Rodney Mack will hear none of it as he stomps each time with a vicious look in his eye. But wait… Rodney Mack is interrupted by none other than “The Hardcore Homo” Angel, which leads to our next match.

The Hardcore Homo is set to take on Rodney Mack in what can only be described as bloody affair. But bloody unintentionally, as these two didn’t use a single weapon. Angel cut himself big time with a rake of the eyes, as it looked like Mack’s finger nail might have caught him. This caused Angel to bleed profusely, which might be embarassing for him. The match was pretty standard of these two, as Angel hit the majority of the offense, while Mack was totally on the defense. When Angel missed a clothesline, Mack tried to lock him in the Blackout. But Angel hit a concealed low blow and rolled him up for the surprise victory. As Angel has his hand raised in the air, Rodney Mack attacks him from behind and leaves him lying with the Tiger Driver. As Mack tries to leave up the aisle way, Jake the Snake tackles him and the two exchange lefts and rights back and forth. From out of no where, the ever insane Angel leaps off the top rope, bloody as hell, and lands on both men. The three men proceed to brawl upwards to the backstage area.

A promo airs for Surrender to the Take Over plays, but in mid play it is interrupted. The words “HE IS COMING” display. The fans pop big time as the red square appears and the words “CHRIS PEELE IS SQUARE – ARE YOU?” display. The fans pop big time, before long the screen changes to “SURRENDER TO THE TAKEOVER – THE END OF THE SQUARE.” The fans aren’t really sure where this is heading, but only can only think that it is big.

The show is über short this week as the main event is already ready. Out first is RUCKUS INC, who are already up to their old ways. With crotch chops and X signals held high in the air, the rebellious trio seem eager to push buttons. As soon as they hit the ring, Jeff Hardy’s theme music plays as the Charismatic Enigma makes his entrance into the arena to a huge pop. There is no mention of his brother, who according to reports is working for the WWE and VILE Wrestling at the same time. Don’t ask me how or why, but that is what Metz is reporting. After they make their entrance, the newly renamed Entourage make their way down the aisle way as the fans boo them. Peele has the fans eating out of his hand as he takes the negative crowd reaction and gets the fans to hate him more – if that is possible. When the Entourage hit the ring and the brawl ensues. Whoever was the agent for this match sucked for one reason. It lacked flow. Essentially, this was a fifteen minute match where everyone just went through their spots and didn’t give a shit about telling a story. Brian Armstrong hit his shake rattle and roll and pump handle slam, Jeff Hardy the willow in the whisp and Swanton bomb (although it did miss), and Chris Peele his 450 splash. Of course it was action packed, but it lacked something to pull it all together. The end of the match came when RUCKUS was busy on the outside and Chris Peele sneaked up from behind of Jeff Hardy and locked in the Torture rack. Unable to escape and his teammates unaware of his situation, Jeff Hardy was forced to tap out. The winning streak of Chris Peele continues as he grabs his Q&G World Heavyweight title and makes his way too the backstage area with the Entourage. Jeff Hardy looks disappointed with his loss, as he apologizes too RUCKUS. RUCKUS appears to have accepted his apology but when Hardy turns around they jump him and leave him lying after a brief attack. RUCKUS basically pick up a microphone and go through their routine, making sure to note that they don’t need tag alongs like Hardy, because it gets them no where. RUCKUS states that they are coming for the Title’s and that no one is getting in there way to stop them. The show ends with the trio giving a crotch chop salute too the fans.

The fans disliked the show, as it didn’t make sense given the recent angles going on in Q&G. Of course it was used as a “pilot” to send out to networks (given the lack of violence, sexuality and coarse language), but this could have been explained to the fans. Especially the diehard fans who were used to the blood and gore that Q&G deliver. This sleezy behavior is what sets the federation apart from everyone else. To be honest, they can’t really tell a story at all, without someone being gay or ending up bloody as hell.

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Phew. I was pretty scared this had died. However, I am now safe in the knowledge that it lives on. I just had a quick read through and I don't really have time to leave more detailed feedback but I thought I would make a few points.

Like the fans I spit in the face of this watered down version. But I love it all the same, you've thought about what QGWA would do, how the fans would react and you've shown it. It seems real which, as I've always said is the best thing about this diary.

It was probably more difficult to take what could have been a great show and somehow ending up making it suffer because of the small changes in the story itself not the actual booking if that makes sense. Changing the name of "The Shit" however is something I will never forgive if he joins the softcore split. And damn that Low-ki.

Still excellent work though and I'll be back. I'm still very intrigued in the storylines especially the square appearance which has me stumped and just who it is that could ever dethrone Chris Peele.

Like I've also said before though I am still a little bemused as to how I seem to be the only person in here giving feedback. I hope that this will continue and I'm hoping that it will pick up a few more people who are willing to take a look at it and well...tell you how good it is because it is the most interesting diary I've ever read here and it's always the first diary I look for when I logon.

Ah well onwards and upwards. Great work.

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VILE Wrestling Tapings, presented by Queer and Grotesque Ent.

Ok, I take back what I said last week. Everything. Last week’s tapings were quite dull. This weeks – I don’t know what happened, but Caleb Hill and Q&G came back swinging. As I stated, there was grumblings that VILE was looking to score a television deal. I am assuming they didn’t and they went balls to the walls for this taping. Oh yeah, next week will be a big taping – two shows, one night. And than after, it’ll be Surrender to the TakeOver, which is shaping up to be the MUST see event of the year.

Taping to be aired December 14th 2006

The show kicks off with Mallory and Maria walking towards the ring holding hands. The fans chant “we love dykes”. Mallory and Maria have duelling microphones and they basically tease the crowd. They ask them what they want to see and the fans respond hot lesbian action. Mallory proceeds to rub Maria’s shoulders and than the two proceed to full on make out for the fans as their chants louden. Maria proceeds to take off her top (while I think, is this shit legal?) and as Mallory plays with her nipples. The fans are going beserk as they aren’t sure if this is ACTUALLY happening. In the greatest moment to ever occur in a wrestling ring, Maria reaches down the panties of Mallory and the fans watch as Mallory is presumably being pleased by Maria. Julio makes his way too the ring and he shoves his sister, who falls to the mat. Julio gains mad heat from the fans as he covers up his sister and demands she move to the outside of the ring. From out of no where, Rick Goulet and Jimmy Cross take out Julio with a consecutive chair shot. Rick Goulet and Jimmy Cross are now the ones getting heel heat, as they go to the outside of the ring and grab a table. Rick Goulet and Jimmy Cross throw the table in the ring while the two girls stand off to the side looking confused. Goulet sets up the table while Cross douses it in lighter fluid! Orlando Jordan storms towards the ring now, but he gets blind sided by Buff Bagwell with a chair shot. Bagwell flexes for the fans as he yells “go home faggots!” Meanwhile, in the ring the table is now on fire, and Goulet has Julio on the second rope. He sets him up for a pile driver and than leaps off the second rope. Julio screams in pain as he hits the fire, and it is clear his shirt is on fire. It takes a second before the ring staff extinguishes the fire, and Julio looks visibly hurt as he rolls too the outside. The Gay Basher’s basically pick up microphones and state they are going to make a deal with Julio and OJ. They are going to take them on at TakeOver with a huge stipulation on the line. If OJ and Julio lose, they must enroll in an ex-gay program in order to heal themselves of their sickness. That gets a huge boo from the fans. But if OJ and Julio win, The Gay Bashers would sign up and join LOGO Wrestling. As the Gay Bashers leave, medical staff are attending to Julio who looks to be really hurt after the bump.

When all is said and done, Caleb Hill hits the ring and says that Chris Flare recently put his notice into the company that he was no longer pursuing ring announcing duties and that he easily found a replacement. Caleb Hill introduces Sean Daivari (who was released from the WWE a while back) as the new voice of VILE Wrestling. Sean Daivari came out and said he was grateful for the chance to take part in the wrestling program. Both he and Caleb Hill move to the outside and sit at the announce booth that is sitting beside the ring. (yeah, that is important.)

The first match of the night is the undefeated Horace Hogan squaring off against the jobber of choice this week, Adam Awesome. The 80’s wannabe enters the ring and Hogan immediately goes to town. After a big boot, Hogan tries for a cover, but there is a kick out at 2. Hogan hits a spine buster on Adam Awesome, and looks to be setting up for the bear hug. But out of no where, Chris Flare appears out of no where and takes him out with a Singapore cane shot. Flare takes out Adam Awesome too, and the referee isn’t sure what to do. Chris Flare swings around and busts the referee open as well, for good measure. Chris Flare rolls out of the ring and flips the fans off as he hops over the railing and leaves through the fans. A few security guard like people hop over the railing trying to grab Chris Flare, but he seems to disappear in the sea of people. Caleb Hill and Sean Daivari have house microphones and Hill instructs security to make sure that Chris Flare is apprehended and thrown out of the building. Sean Daivari chalks the actions of Flare up as “someone who is bitter about being told the truth.” Not sure what he was alluding to, but whatever.

Coming out from the backstage area next was Matt Hardy, with his two big black security guards wearing “WWE” t-shirts. Matt Hardy is getting a huge heel reaction, as he is wearing a John Cena T-Shirt and is closely guarded by the security guards. A few fans try to throw garbage at Hardy, to no avail. The fans chant “GO SUCK VINCE’S COCK” as Hardy actually chuckles. Matt Hardy picks up a microphone and he says that he was so close to getting out of this shit hole wrestling promotion when Vince pleaded with Matt Hardy to finish the job. Matt Hardy says at Shed the Blood of the Innocent, he did the unthinkable when he threw his own brother off a scaffold. His own mother won’t talk too him, but Matt did it for one reason. Jeff is an idealist – he somehow forces him to believe things that just aren’t true. Matt says that Jeff believes flying through tables while making a fraction of what he could in the WWE is admirable. Matt says he wouldn’t bust his ass for the fans making 50$ a night – he doesn’t have the same passion for the business. But Matt says now that he signed on the dotted line, Vincent Kennedy McMahon is treating him well and he’ll show up here and do whatever Vince asks him. And Vince asked him to finish the job – so Matt Hardy assembled the two best security guards that Vince had and he arrived to finish the job. Matt says that at Surrender to the TakeOver, he is going to do the unthinkable – he is going to kill his brother in the match that he innovated. Matt Hardy says that he, not his brother, was the sole factor behind the success of the TLC Match and he was going to prove it at Surrender to the TakeOver. Matt Hardy says in his last match for this seedy, sleazy company he was going to make Jeff bleed the same blood that flows through Matt’s own veins. Matt Hardy says that it will be the most epic match of all time and he is going to make sure that Jeff Hardy doesn’t leave ring side on his OWN two feet. Jeff Hardy’s music plays as Jeff Hardy makes his way towards the ring, covered in his war paint and in a questionable wrestling outfit. Jeff Hardy is about to get in the ring when the two security guards jump him and an impromptu match starts up.

Jeff Hardy takes the two security guards out with a Willow In the Wisp off the top rope and the fans pop big time. Jeff Hardy waits for one to get up before he hits a flying forearm take down on one, and than a front drop kick on the other. Jeff Hardy lets our a primal like scream as he seems hell bent on destroying his opposition. As Matt Hardy gets on the apron, Jeff takes him down with a forearm smash. But wait, the security guards catch him and drop him with a double spine buster. Than in unison, one of the security guards hits a splash, and the other one a leg drop (ala, the Hardy Boyz). The two security guards mock the fallen Jeff Hardy, who is breathing heavily. They whip him into the turn buckle and Hardy hits with force. After some more beat down tactics, the security guards take their eye off Hardy for too long and he manages to hit a jaw breaker on one and than a twist of fate on the other. As Jeff Hardy turns around though, out of no where someone super kicks the hell out of him! That person? Little known cult figure in the wrestling business, Dallas Darke! Certain fans identified the reclusive Darke, who hasn’t been seen in months, but others just didn’t know who the fuck he was. Darke rolled out of the ring and hopped over the barrier and rushed out through the crowd, while Matt Hardy was in shock. Meanwhile, one of Matt Hardy’s security guards covered Jeff for the victory. Post-match, Caleb Hill is irate as he is storming around the ring yelling about how “they are fucking things up.” He throws a few chairs as Jeff Hardy walks up the ramp dejected.

In the next segment, Hill has a microphone in his hand and he is cursing up a storm. He calls out the entire Q&G Locker room, and everyone does indeed come out. Hill says that the taping tonight is being hijacked by a bunch of fundamentalist pigs. He says that Dallas Darke and Chris Flare have shown up twice and they are force to be reckon with. Hill states that the remaining matches will be fought under lumberjack rules, to make sure that no one fucks with the matches anymore. Caleb Hill says that if anyone fucks up, there ass will be on the line… as everyone clears out of the ring, we see that Pogo the Clown remains by himself with Johnny Fairplay by his side. Caleb Hill says he is shocked to see Pogo the Clown step forward so quickly. Caleb Hill says the fat fucking clown abducted his nephew and turned his own nephew against him. Hill says that he should phone the cops right now and get it over with, have Pogo arrested for sexual molesation and kidnapping. Pogo says that little Damon made a choice to join the Raze Crew, and Pogo says it has been a tight squeeze, but everything fits in perfectly. Hill says that Pogo stole something close to him, so Hill decided to steal something back. Dylan Harris appears out of no where and levels Pogo the Clown with a spear. Dylan Harris picks him up and whips him into the steel railing. Meanwhile, Harris grabs Johnny Fairplay and he just levels him with a stiff lariat. The lightweight hops over the railing and tells the fans to move back. As Pogo the Clown hops up to his feet, Dylan Harris hits a moonsault off the railing lands on Pogo the Clown! Dylan Harris is attacked from behind by Eric Kleobold, as the ring side is slowly creeping into anarchy. Caleb Hill picks up a microphone and states that at Surrender to the TakeOver, he is taking back what rightfully belongs to him – his nephew. Caleb Hill says that he and Dylan Harris are going to take on Pogo the Clown and Eric Kleobold in the most brutal death match known to mankind. The segment ends with all parties staring down each other and eventually heading to the backstage area.

Out from the backstage area next is the ever controversial PJ Styles, who comes to the ring with a visible piece of paper in his hand. PJ Styles is already getting negative reactions as the fans chant “WHO CARES?” PJ Styles picks up a microphone and says that this morning he was handed this piece of paper by the Q&G Lawyers. The jist ot the letter is that AJ Styles and TNA Wrestling are threatening legal action if PJ Styles persists in his attacks on AJ. PJ states that it is good to know that a pussy like AJ Styles hides behind his lawyer. PJ states that Caleb Hill and his fine legal staff pleaded with PJ to come out and apologize, to get on all fours and kiss the ass of those assholes from TNA Wrestling. But PJ ain’t. He states he may even get fired for the words he is speaking, but he doesn’t give a shit. He was brought up and raised in a country of free speech and if he gets fired for speaking the truth, than he doesn’t give a shit. PJ states he ain’t apologizing to AJ, and that AJ can go fuck himself with a crucifix for all he cares. PJ states that the challenge still remains – if AJ Styles wants to have a bare knuckle fight, he can just show up at Surrender to the TakeOver – or he can phone PJ and schedule a date so the camera crew can tape the fight. PJ Styles throws down the microphone and heads to the backstage area, as the fans still don’t care.

We get a hype video. Basically, it is a video of Rex Silverstone, who has a new look. He is definitely punked-out, as he sports a pink mohawk and is wearing a Minor Threat tee. Silverstone states that he believes in the DIY ethic – DO IT YOURSELF. He states that he was born and raised to believe in the punk ideals and that he isn’t turning back. The words “SILVERSTONE GOES LOGO” appears, as it is implied that Silverstone is now a member of the LOGO wrestling crew.

Up next is another Q&G Lightweight title match-up between Low-Ki and “The Shit” Ted Stylin’. There is a slew of VILE Wrestlers surrounding the ring, basically trying to look tough. Before the match officially begins, Stylin’ picks up a microphone and says “The Shit” has returned and he wasn’t sure who that punk-ass was last week, but he is dead and gone. Perhaps the best match in terms of pure work rate to be ever. These two have fought before, but tonight they clicked and ripped the lid off the joint. After a whole ten minutes of going back and forth with some of the best reversals and trying to one up the other, The Shit hits a Yakuza kick that knocks Low-Ki to the ring apron. In a near suicidal moment, The Shit uses the ropes to catapult himself over the top of the ropes and managing to catch Low-Ki with a hurricrana off the top. Low-Ki is clearly caught off guard as he flies off the apron, over the railing and onto the fans lap. The Shit climbs into the ring and instructs the fans to move back as Low-Ki is cautiously getting up to his feet. In perhaps the most insane moment in Q&G history, The Shit hits a spring board shooting star press to the outside and lands on him, toppling over a row of chairs and some fans. The fans chant “OMG” as the two wrestlers are slow to their feet and barely crawl into the ring. After some serious back and forth action, out of no where Ted Stylin’ rolls up Low-Ki and the referee makes a three count, albeit a very quick one. How many times is the Lightweight title going to change hands? Ted Stylin’ holds the title close to his chest as the now two time Lightweight Champion won the title back that he lost last week. As Low-Ki throws a tantrum on the outside, The Shit grabs a microphone and says that he is sick and tired of swapping the title belt back and forth week in and week out. He says the two of them are going to settle this, once and for all at Surrender to the TakeOver. The match would be a best 2 out of 3 falls, with the winner going home with the title belt. Low-Ki nodded his head in approval, as if it to accept the match. As Low-Ki storms off to the backstage area, The Shit is standing in the ring still delighted to be wearing the Q&G Lightweight title.

RUCKUS INC are in the ring next and they are taking on “The Garbage Man” Chaz and Davey Freeman. Apparently Sean Waltman and Brian Armstrong are going to represent RUCKUS, and I think just about everyone scratched their head. Why not reunite the New Age Outlaws? The lumberjacks for the match were a slew of jobbers, like Awesome Adam, Mondo Matt and Jesse Kennedy. Anyways, the match is pretty short lived as Chaz and Davey Freeman just get their ass handed too them in under 5 minutes. BG and Sean Waltman hit their patented spots, aka, the Shake Rattle and Roll, Bronco Buster, as well as busting out some big team moves. The end of the match comes when Chaz walks clear into an X-Factor, which secures RUCKUS INC the three count. As soon as the bell is rung and RUCKUS INC have their arms raised high into the air, out of no where the tag-team Champions pounce. Travis Tomko and Chris Cage deck Armstrong and Waltman with their tag-team title belts. As Monty Sopp gets on the ring apron, Chris Peele appears out of no where and knocks him off. Peele has the Q&G Heavyweight title around his waist and Sopp immediately begins to throw left and rights at him. Angel is rushing out from the back and he is involved in the fray! Matt Bloom makes his force felt as he rushes down to ring side and shoves Angel aside! Caleb Hill demands that the fighting stop right now, and he states that an impromptu World Heavyweight title match is going to take place between Monty Sopp, Angel, Chris Peele and Matt Bloom, RIGHT now.

RUCKUS INC and The Entourage are the lumber jacks for this match, and it kicks off with a bang. All of the wrestlers are on the outside and fists are flying every where. Angel ascends the top turn buckle and dives out, landing on Matt Bloom. The former King Lorum (who apparently has dropped the King Lorum nick), simply smashes Angel into the ring post. Sopp is going toe to toe with Peele with punches, and the two of them are tossing each other into the apron, the railing and everything else. Sopp and Peele manage to climb aboard the announce table. Sopp goes for a Sopp Drop, but Peele jumps off the table and Sopp simply leg drops himself through the table. Meanwhile, Matt Bloom is in the ring and he tosses Angel across the ring with a hip toss. Peele waits for Angel to get up before he hits a running lariat. Bloom and Peele come face to face as the two start talking trash to each other. Out of no where, Monty Sopp starts throwing left and rights at the two men. Eventually, Sopp has both men reeling, when Angel appears out of no where and grabs him by the head. He drags Sopp over to the corner and hits a Tornado DDT out of the corner. Meanwhile, Angel is up to his feet, struggling to stay up, when Matt Bloom takes him out with a big boot. Matt Bloom picks up Angel and goes for the Bloom Bomb! But as Bloom raises high into the air, he exposes his mid section, allowing for Peele to take him out with a spear! Peele hooks the leg, but only gets a two count as Sopp breaks up the count. As the action in the ring heats up, we see that Matt Bloom and Monty Sopp spill to the outside. As the Entourage surround Sopp and deliver a few stiff blows, RUCKUS INC jump in and the ringside has become chaotic. People are falling left and right. Caleb Hill is up to his feet now, as he has thrown his head set aside and starts shouting at all of the wrestlers about order. Sean Daivari steps up from the announce booth, and he throws his head set aside. He grabs Caleb Hill and throws him face first into the steel ring steps, and it was a huge thud. Apparently this legitimately knocked Caleb Hill out, and in all of the ruckus (pardon the pun) no one knew. Meanwhile, out of no where some guy wearing a trench coat hops over the railing and climbs up to the top rope, and the fans can see he is “darker skinned”. He rips his trench coat off and he is wearing some sort of contraption on his chest. The man screams “JIHAD” as he jumps off the top rope and lands on Angel. The contraption turned out to be a C-4 Explosive, and the fans ears are ringing after what just happened. Chris Peele in in shock as the Muslim man rolls out of the ring in pain. Sean Daivari grabs the Muslim man and they proceed to rush up the ramp together. They meet Dallas Darke and Chris Flare half up the ramp, and the three men proceed to drag the Muslim Man through the curtain. It is complete chaos as some wrestlers have stopped brawling and chased after the renegades. No one is really sure what has happened, but in between Chris Peele pinned Angel, got the three count and is scared shitless as he leaves through the crowd. The fans aren’t sure what the hell just happened, as many aren’t sure what happened.

The ending of the show came across amazing in person – although I am sure that this is going to be a controversial angle. I assume they are playing the terrorism angle, thus why it was a Muslim man screaming JIHAD and than catapulting himself onto Angel with a C-4. Heck, I am even sure they are going to equate this to a car/suicide bomber or something. Sick? Yes. But it totally fits the landscape of Q&G. I am sure that this may be one of the most important shows in the history of Q&G.

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Two Words: Holy Shit. Reading the intro I was expecting something big, I was expecting something good.

First segment : We have lesbians. Brilliant stuff. We then have flaming tables, "faggots" and gay bashers. Good work. Bagwell being as camp as a row of pink tents in my eyes but anti-gay is a good angle to pull and this is prediction one, at Surrender to the Takeover the gaybashers will be heading to LOGO as the defacto heels with there gay bashing gimmick.

Second segment : Daivari? Because he can talk? Good choice although I hope to see him get involved in some sort of in ring role.

Third segment : Horace just keeps on going. God damn your intent on pushing that guy, but not a real win! My word could this be the end of Horace THE HOSS Hogan? I doubt it. Flare attacks hmmm...I honestly forgot entirely who Flare was so it wasn't a real big shock but it'll do. What is more interesting is Daivari's, “someone who is bitter about being told the truth.” Another good story plot to be unfolding.

Fourth segment : Would have liked to have seen the bodyguards have some sort of introduction. Some fantastic ways for Matt to get heat and some good ways for Jeff to look good but not too good. Overall a good segment and then... "Little known cult figure in the wrestling business, Dallas Darke!" Who the...? OK I'll admit I'm intrigued and I'm sure this is all going somewhere but I feel like I've missed something here. More interesting again is Calebs shout of, “they are fucking things up.” An invasion of sorts to come? Some sort of third factor in the ever expanding QGWA empire?

Fifth Segment : More good build up for the PPV. Promises to be brutal. Also does a fantastic job of building up Dylan Harris as a risk taker and a legit threat to Pogo.

Sixth Segment : Jesus Christ this better end up with a street fight or something. Otherwise like the fans I'm going to be pissed off. This is the one angle that is really dragging on in my eyes. But since pretty much every angle has been running since the start of teh fed I suppose that's a pretty good record.

Seventh Segment : Rex Silverstone? Hmm...I suppose LOGO is going to need some of it's own stars so...yeah ummm...hopefully something good will come of it. It did everything it had to I suppose.

Eighth Segment : The Shit wins. The Shit kicks ass. The Shit dives all over the place and kicks Low-Ki's ass. Great stuff. 2 out of 3 should be awesome. Hopefully The Shit manages to retain. The Shit is back baby!

Ninth Segment : Ruckus roll on like Horace Hogan and get stronger every week and you manage to hide there lack of talent in the ring. Good work. Did what it was supposed to do and fed them jobbers.

Final Segment : Great main event. Bit of desperation one thinks with QGWA clawing viewers back after the poor last show and it should work. As for the finale? Well...what the fuck? Awesome stuff I'm sure. So over the top and crazy that it fits QGWA perfectly also such a fucking swerve that I love it. God damn I cannot wait to see what comes of this. I mean oh my word this has got to be fantastic. Haha!

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Grr, sorry for accidentally posting one of my shows in here. Hopefully no one else noticed but since I'm on a slow connection, it took me a little while for me to fix it.

Anyways, I'm really digging this diary. Congratulations, you've managed to out-"sleaze" XPW. Pat yourself on the back. But not only with the whole "underground gay porn" thing but with using guys like X-Pac, Buff Bagwell and Orlando Jordan and others who probably wouldn't (or at least shouldn't) get another chance in the big time and utilizing them pretty well.

If there's one negative I have with this diary, it's the "controversy", mainly stuff like The Columbine Kids. I'm not criticizing you for using a low point in history for a wrestling angle, but I feel if this happened in real life, it'd come off too much like you were wanting attention. At least you've split up the kids and made Dylan a babyface. He could use a name change, maybe cut a promo disavowing the gimmick. I think the whole Pogo The Clown brainwashing Caleb's nephew is straddling that line of "controversy for the sake of getting attention"...but maybe I just hate anything involving that piece of crap Pogo. The Muslim terrorist angle might be a bit much but I'm a big enough Daivari mark to believe that he can salvage it.

And please, for god's sake, put the belt on Angel. If only for the sole purpose of printing up "The Champ Is Queer" t-shirts with an arrow pointing to his crotch or something.

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Y’all want a wrestling show?

Call me a genius – call me a psycho – call me a sordid asshole. Call me what you want. Heck, I’ve probably been called worse than your pansy ass can call me. But one thing is for sure about me – I am one sick fuck.

Take for example the show December 14th VILE wrestling show. You might say – December 14th doesn’t sound that important. It is a few days after the bombing of Pearl Harbor, but it isn’t THAT important. Well, to me it is important because I cherish the weirdest things in life. But on December 14th, I believe I made wrestling gold. It was one of those rare moments where the stars aligned and something ACTUALLY paid off. Well, it had it’s pros and cons. Let me set the stage and name the players.

For those not aware who Dallas Darke and Chris Flare are, let me give you a refresher course. There was an animated series released online from 2004 till 2005 called Most Bizarre Sports Entertainment League (/forum/index.php?showtopic=10236" target="_blank">MBSEL), the creators being wrestlers Dallas Darke and Chris Flare. Upset with the direction of wrestling after the botched WWE-WCW-ECW Invasion, Dallas and Chris realised that perhaps there place wasn’t in the ring. They were complete nothings on the Independent scene and decided an animated wrestling show would be the best. Putting their skill for voice-acting and creative minds together with animator Greg Putts, the three men created a genius TV show. Well, not genius, but it garnered a huge cult fan-base. At the peak, these two were being courted by the Comedy Network in the states to pick up the show. The two men constantly turned down deals left and right and eventually the show subsided in popularity. Dallas wanted to take the promotion in a series direction and Chris Flare wanted to keep it the same funny shit we had already seen. Eventually Chris left the creative side and simply gave his vocal performances each week. Unfortunately for Dallas, the show tanked as he tried to take a more serious approach and make it more story based. No one bought it.

And than nothing. Dallas negotiated a deal with Comedy Central, but after the pilot was shown it tanked. Apparently they stated it didn’t suit the nature of the station. After some more ideas thrown against the wall, Dallas Darke became a recluse. Chris Flare proceeded to take independent dates, but nothing really formulated from it all. Gossip had it that Flare and Darke had a huge falling out over the direction of MBSEL and their friendship was ruined. While Dallas Darke updated a blog regularly and was spotted working as a roofer, Chris Flare was experiencing lots of addiction problems. Eventually he checked into rehab and when he came out, he worked a few more dates. Having known Dallas and Chris Flare (they are Canadian) vaguely through friends and the such, I was interested in a possible reunion. Of course the fans wouldn’t know who they were, but I would. When LOGO offered me a chance to produce the show, I realised that having two shows would be a huge task to hold.

Dallas Darke and Chris Flare both agreed to contracts separately, not realising the other had signed on the dotted line. I was bringing them in not only for the on-screen role, but I wanted them to write and produce VILE Wrestling while I dedicated all of my time to LOGO Wrestling. Their Crash TV styling was well suited for VILE Wrestling. When they first realised the con I had pulled over, Dallas asked for his release immediately. I asked him to let cooler head prevail and think it over. He left for a while and in the mean time, I assigned Chris Flare to the announce position temporarily. He did an alright job, but secretly I knew the position wouldn’t last. I had been grooming two unknowns to take the announce table when I signed the LOGO deal.

When Dallas Darke eventually came back, he decided that it was in his best interest to stay with the company. After an 8 hour sit down talk between Chris Flare and Dallas Darke that was brutal to sit through, they decided they could work together. They discussed everything from shit that happened when they were 8 (they were childhood friends) to Chris Flare’s struggle with drugs, to Dallas Darke’s “control freak” tendencies. It was healthy to sit through, but it was hell. At the end, they decided they would take VILE Wrestling in a totally different direction. Well, it did change a bit, but not really. I mean, it became noticeable it was being booked differently, but not by much. They wanted to use characters in the shade of grey much more – characters who weren’t defined by heel or face, but characters who were three dimensional and motivated by things other than “I AM A FACE, I DO GOOD THINGS.” Around this time Dallas Darke and Chris Flare came up with the idea…

Ok, the next player : Sean Daivari. He is an obvious one. Why would he partake in a terrorism angle? Scratch that – why would he do it again? Well – Sean Daivari no compete clause had expired two days before the show. Chris Flare and Dallas Darke contacted him about taking part in the angle and he wanted too. Why? Isn’t that career suicide? Didn’t he learn his mistake? Nah, he didn’t learn his mistake and he wanted to send a message to Vince McMahon. He was still kind of bitter about his release (he was released while on the injured list) and wasn’t really given a good explanation (something about the writers not having any thing for him.) Daivari was convinced they paired him with Khali so the two would fail and he could get released. And that is what happened. Sean Daivari was down for the idea and he thought this was some sort of ironic message Vince McMahon. Well, it really wasn’t. But it would snow ball into something beautiful.

The last player in this whole production – Aayan Parvez. A total unknown till I strapped a C-4 on his chest and told him to jump onto The Hardcore Homo Angel. Too this day he is thankful, because he made a fuckin’ career out of it. People always asked me if he was angry that I made him into a terrorist. Hell no! He was grateful that I plucked him out of some gymnasium and gave him a shot. When I first saw him, he was green as hell. Same as Chris Peele and Rex Silverstone. They were green as hell and boy did I push Chris Peele and look how well he turned out, he became an International star. But Aayan was so proud, was so happy that I gave him a shot. Yeah, in a controversial fashion and it wouldn’t get any easier, but I put him on a path to success. Too this day he is fine – making a shit load of money and supporting a family. Great guy.

So the four of them came together and it was the SECOND terrorist attack in a wrestling ring, that I know of. It came across well, in my humble opinion. The only problem was the fact that spoilers would hit the street and spoil the show. It worked both in our favor as it arguably got a lot of people to watch (over 200,000 people watched that segment, the most watched VILE Wrestling segment at that time), but it also ruined the surprise. People knew that it wasn’t fake – people knew that it wasn’t real. Dallas and Chris wanted people, even those at home, to question whether it was real or not. Although the two were way off (it was clearly fake), it still came across really well. This was the beginning of the tweener characters – albeit, at first it appeared as though these were well defined heels, the story would take a different twist. Unfortunately I missed the entire thing as I took a stiff bump to the head and was knocked out cold. I awoke to someone dragging me from ring side and there was lots of screaming going on. In the backstage area, everyone was still kind of taking in what had just happened, some thinking it was “too much” while others thought it was just enough.

Some thought it was too much, more than others and this is what I was alluding to before. The terrorism angle had a far greater affect than a lot of people realised and if the angle didn’t happen, I am sure my career would have ended up a whole lot differently. For over a month, we had been hyping a new wrestler who was going to debut – the wrestler was Diamond Dallas Page. I can’t remember the details of videos we were showing, but it was something about how things weren’t going to be Square any more, and we were going to turn it into the Diamond when he debuted and he’d run out and hit the Diamond Cutter on everyone. DDP was actually really stoked about the entire thing, as he was going to work a VERY relaxed schedule (one show a month, much like China Doll) and was going to work with up and coming stars.

But unfortunately he decided it was in his best interest to avoid VILE like the bubonic plague. He told me that he was having second thoughts on the deal because he was thinking more of a career in acting. Well, it turned out to be bullshit as a month later he signed with the WWE with a Legends Contract. He had second thoughts because we took it over the line and we arguably suffered a huge loss that day. No one really knew DDP was going to show up, so it wasn’t like we lied to our fans. It was just that we hyped up a huge debut, and our huge debut had left the company. We desperately needed to fill the role as we had less than a week before the huge Surrender to the TakeOver show.

And boy was it shaping up to be a classic. I believe the final card looked something like this :

Q&G Heavyweight Title Match

Chris Peele © versus Angel

Number One Contender’s Match

Jake the Snake Roberts versus Rodney Mack

Q&G Tag-Team Title Match

The Entourage © versus RUCKUS INC

Q&G Lightweight Title Match

Low-Ki versus “The Shit” Ted Stylin’ ©

Horace Hogan Open Challenge

Horace Hogan versus ???

Fist Fight

AJ Styles versus PJ Styles

TLC Match

Matt Hardy versus Jeff Hardy

Death Match

Pogo the Clown & Eric Kleobold versus Caleb Hill & Dylan Harris

I think I might have missed a match or two, but I think that was the card going in. As I stated before, December 14th was a great day. It was on December 14th that Chris Peele landed the role in an independent film called “You Forgot It In People”. Inspired by the indie rock scene, foreign food and avant-grade films, it was a movie based upon the end of four different relationships at four different restaurants. When he signed up, he was a relative unknown, but the casting director loved his look, his natural acting abilities and they were friends of a friend who hit it off immediately. After two auditions, Peele was told he landed the spot and that he would be needed for filming from February till April and than he’d be free after. Well, for those unaware of independent movies or movies released in 2007, You Forgot It In People would become a huge success and would gross over 20 million world wide, for a movie with a budget of three million dollars. Of course at the time, I didn’t realise how important the movie would be, but on December 14th I was both worried and happy.

Worried because I was essentially losing the biggest thing that Q&G would ever produce. That isn’t to say that there wasn’t important wrestlers involved in the promotion, but Chris Peele would have taken us further than any five wrestlers you could pick out of a crowd. He was already insanely over with the independent fan-base and could definitely connect to a mainstream audience. Losing him would drastically affect the company. Not only that, but he was already planned to retain the title at Surrender to the TakeOver and to carry the title for quite some time. Keeping the belt on him would be a disaster, since he’d be gone for two months solid. In the same breath, LOGO Wrestling was supposed to be unconventional and unlike any wrestling program ever. The execs didn’t want belts, or elaborate entrances, or over the top theatrics. So putting the belt on Angel, the man I wanted to carry LOGO Wrestling, would be a disaster. As things progressed, it became more and more apparent that the picture perfect show I was planning wasn’t so perfect after all.

One last note before I end this entry – it was around this time that Maria and Julio split. Too this day, there is LOTS of he said, she said bullshit that I won’t get into. What I do know is that Maria would show up with bruises, black eyes and blood stained clothes and Julio was consistently using drugs. He was a danger not only to himself in and out of the ring, but to everyone in general. Maria needed a drastic change and she got it. I separated them onscreen, as I paired her and Mallory up. Unfortunately, this wouldn’t work for Maria either as her religious affiliation changed. While working an independent wrestling show, Maria had met Born Again Christian Marty Jannetty, of WWE fame. The two hit it off immediately and according too her, it was love at first sight. Maria handed her notice into the company and she worked her last taping, which I believe was a super show. There wasn’t a huge send off and I wish there had have been, due to the tragic way things ended up. She deserved a hell of a lot better. She left the company in December and by February, her and Marty were living together and were married. The two had a quiet ceremony, which allegedly Shawn Michaels himself attended.

Julio, meanwhile, coped with the break-up by diving further into drugs. Orlando Jordan wasn’t friends or even close to Julio at all, but he himself approached me numerous times with concern over the health of Julio. While working for LOGO in February, Julio would contract HIV and was devastated by the news. Unfortunately it would be company suicide to employ an HIV Positive wrestler, and I had to let the guy go. He only got worse, as he briefly started a punk band to fuel his drug habit, but he spiralled into debt and never actually got himself out of it. Desperate men do desperate things sometimes and you can’t justify what he did, nor will I try too. But I can’t judge what a man with nothing to lose does.

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VILE Wrestling Tapings, presented by Queer and Grotesque Ent.

The last taping before what is shaping up to be the most interesting show that VILE Wrestling has ever produced. It was jam packed and I can attest that A LOT of people were turned away at the door. The crowd was hot all night and the double taping didn’t seem to affect the audience at all.

Taping #1 (to be aired December 21st)

The show kicks off with security every where around the ring and building. And by security, I mean unknown indie wrestlers and bouncers from the bar wearing security shirts. Caleb Hill is the first from behind the curtain, wearing a gigantic bandage on his head after his bump last week. Caleb Hill says last week, the wrestling world watched as a blow as an epic blow was dealt to it. Last week, terrorism seeped into the wrestling world and affected the Q&G World Heavyweight title bout. Not only did they practically put Angel into a coma with the C-4 Explosion, but they caused a pandemonium like none other before. Caleb Hill says that he knows who did it and their days are numbered. The Q&G Tron flickers and goes black before the words “COUP D’ETAT” display on the screen. Caleb Hill demands that the men in the production booth fix the problem, but nothing comes about it. Instead, the Q&G Tron shows the production booth has been razed as everything inside has been trashed. Caleb Hill calls to the backstage area for back-up, but he receives none. From the backstage area emerges Dallas Darke, Chris Flare and Sean Daivari, with Sean Daivari wearing traditional Muslim clothing and his counterparts wearing street clothes. As security guards try to get in their way, the trio simply brushes past the security guards who do nothing to stop them. Caleb Hill is shouting for someone to stop the men from making their way down to the ring, but no one does, because no one cares. Daivari, Flare and Darke head to the announce table position and they proceed to pull out cans of spray paint and spray the words ‘COUP’ on it. Chris Flare is holding a sign in the air that says ‘WE ARE THE HEELS’. Caleb Hill tries for a minute to get someone to come down and take out the men now, but no one will. Caleb Hill throws his hands into the air and stamps to the backstage area.

The first match of the evening is definitely a hot one as Chris Cage is scheduled to go one on one with Sean Waltman. Chris Cage has Tomko and Hogan by his side, while Waltman has Sopp and Armstrong. The match kicks off with back and forth action, with Waltman getting the upper hand. All the while, the Coup D’Etat are heckling the two wrestlers and basically being ass holes. Hogan tries to trip up Waltman as he bounces off the ropes, but Sopp intervenes and the two go head to head. Waltman goes for the X-Factor, but Cage manages to hit a low blow and rolls him up out of nowhere for the victory. The post-match is essentially a gigantic brawl that ends with RUCKUS INC laying down a challenge NEXT week, for a 3 on 3 match, stating they’ll kick the asses of the tag-team champions prior to TakeOver and they will also end the winning streak of Horace Hogan!

Next up is the king of the Ass In Yo Face, Fatu taking on Eric Kleobold who comes to the ring with Johnny Fairplay. Fatu is wearing a LOGO shirt, so I guess that cements his place in the company. Fatu rips off his shirt and the match begins the two. Eric plays the role of the cowardly heel, as he hits and runs, basically using his speed to his advantage. Eric does a decent job of it until he walks straight into a super kick by Fatu that sends him flying. Fatu whips him into the corner and hits a huge clothes line that sends Eric to the mat. Fatu connects with the Ass In Yo Face as Eric desperately tries to escape. Johnny Fairplay tries to distract the referee, but Fatu takes him out with a punch to the face. Meanwhile, Eric walks right into a scoop slam by Fatu. Fatu drags him over the corner and crushes him with a Banzai drop before he gets the three count. Post-match, Marcus Bagwell, The Gay Bashers and the Two Lesbians make their way towards the ring and blind side Fatu with an assault. The two lesbians are clearly less touchy this week and just watch as the Gay Bashers put a hurting on Fatu. From the backstage area, Orlando Jordan comes with Julio slowly, but surely, trailing behind. The two men enter the ring and scare off the Gay Bashers before helping Fatu to his feet. Julio and Orlando Jordan shake the hand of Fatu and basically play up that some sort of friendship has been made.

For the next segment, we cut to the backstage area where Caleb Hill has some sort of group surrounding him. Hill is shouting about how VILE has been invaded by terrorists and that he can’t uphold order by himself, he needs to rally the troops. But no one looks like they care. As Hill realises this, he shouts about how people are ingrateful and don’t deserve such a great boss. He goes so far as to say that they would rather want no one running the show here, they’d rather have anarchy, than Caleb Hill calling the shots. Chris Peele steps up with the Q&G World Heavyweight title on his shoulder and he states that he couldn’t care less if Caleb Hill was calling the shots. Peele says that his best position is at home, lying spread eagle on his bed waiting for Peele to hand him an ass full. The group laughs as Peele gets some high fives but Hill doesn’t think it is funny. He says if no one is willingly to call the shots than he is out! He says that he is done with VILE and he is going to dedicate his time and energy to LOGO. He states they wanted anarchy and they fucking got it! Caleb Hill throws his hands up in the air, looking pissed off as he walks away from everyone.

A pretaped segment is played in the backstage area – it is a hype video for Rex Silverstone. He basically explains the amount of tattoos he has on his body and what they all mean too him. Rex says that as someone who believes in the punk rock way of life – tattoos are essentially for expressing himself. Silverstone states that he is bring the punk rock way of life to LOGO and going to show them how to do it yourself. Basically just another clip to remind the fans who Rex Silverstone is.

Next up is another pre-taped segment – which is brutal for the fans by the way. Basically it is a promo by Rodney Mack with Jazz and it is about his match at TakeOver. Rodney Mack says that when he came to VILE Wrestling, he put his ass on the line and stuck up for Jake the Snake. He watched his back and preached beside him about respect. Mack says that at points, he saw Roberts in a fatherly role – Mack says that as a kid growing up with a single mom and 4 sisters, he never had a father figure. Mack says that Roberts was someone he could look up too. And than Roberts ruined it all! Mack says that at Profane Destruction, Jake the Snake cost him the Q&G Heavyweight title, a fact he will never forget. Rodney Mack calls it the ultimate betrayal and that he will never ever forgive him. Rodney Mack says at Surrender to the TakeOver, the two are going to collide in the most important match in VILE Wrestling’s history. Whomever wins is going to rip the title from the waist of Chris Peele, because Mack and Roberts are the two biggest dogs in the yard. Mack states that Roberts is going to go through hell and back. When the Blackout is locked in, Mack states, Roberts won’t be getting back up. Mack tells Roberts to start getting used to the darkness, because on December 31st that is all he is going to see is Black. Mack says that everyone better prepare for the mother-fucking Blackout.

The Raze Crew’s theme music plays as Eric Kleobold and Johnny Fairplay make their way towards the ring. Fairplay is doing his stupid taunt that he always does and Eric Kleobold is still wearing his Slipknot mask and his normal tights, unlike Dylan Harris who has dropped the gimmick all together. Fairplay is in the ring now and he states that the Raze Crew is still reeling from losing Dylan Harris as the fourth member, but they found a new recruit. Fairplay hypes it up big time, calling it the greatest pairing in wrestling history. Train of Flesh by Turbonegro plays as Pogo the Clown comes out with Damon Hill, the nephew of Caleb Hill. Except Pogo has him on a leather studded leash, and Pogo the Clown is carrying a whip in one hand. As we all saw earlier, Caleb Hill up and left the arena earlier, so it should be interesting to see what happens. Pogo the Clown demands that Damon get on his knees for all the fans so they see the young boy at his best. Pogo the Clown teases that he is going to spank the boy, but stops short of it. Pogo the Clown says that Damon should tell all of the fans how he likes it. Before Damon can speak, Dylan Harris appears out of no where and hops onto the apron. He starts yelling at the Raze Crew, who are totally distracted. Meanwhile, Caleb Hill appears out of no where with a barbed wire bat, returning back to ! Caleb Hill low blows Eric Kleobold from behind and than allows for Dylan Harris to hit a spring board drop kick on Johnny Fairplay. Caleb Hill is setting to wind up and hit Pogo the Clown when his own nephew jumps in front of Pogo the Clown, preventing the barbed wire attack. Caleb Hill instructs him to move out of the way, but Damon refuses. By now, Pogo the Clown and the Raze Crew have fled to the outside and Damon Hill slowly moves to the outside to leave with them. Caleb Hill asks him not to, he begs him to stay in the ring, but Damon refuses as he goes to the outside and into the arms of Pogo the Clown who adorns a demented grin the entire time the debacle is happening. Caleb Hill picks up a microphone and says that everyone wanted anarchy – well, they are going to get anarchy starting right now. Dallas Darke, Chris Flare and Sean Daivari proceed to heckle Hill and throw trash in the ring at hime, but Hill appears unfazed. Hill says that he and Pogo the Clown are fighting next week in the new VILE Wrestling, in a preview for TakeOver. He says that since VILE wanted anarchy – they got it. There are no more rules except for those, which the fine state of New York is willingly to uphold. No rope breaks, no disqualification, no count outs, no bull shit rules… NOTHING. Referees will be there to administer the three count and ask if you’d like to submit. Hill states that next week, he is going to beat the hell out of Pogo the Clown and give the fans a preview for what they can expect at TakeOver. Blood, sweat and VIOLENCE.

In the third match of the evening, Jeff Hardy is set to square off against Matt Sydal. Matt Sydal comes out with the words “TRISH STRATUS” written on his forehead in blood. The second the bell rings, Matt Hardy makes his way towards the ring with his security guards by his side. Matt Hardy stands from a distance and watches the match, all the while yelling at his brother. The former Q&G Lightweight champion does a good job of making Hardy look like a million bucks, as Hardy simply hits all of his major spots and sets up for a Swanton bomb. But wait, Matt Hardy is moving closer to the ring and Jeff Hardy takes a dive off the top rope and lands on him and his security guards. When Jeff Hardy returns to the ring, Sydal nearly takes his head off with a stiff kick to the head and than sets up for a fisherman suplex. But Jeff Hardy manages to dodge the attempted move and turn it into a twist of fate. Hardy pins and gets the three count! Matt Hardy tells his entourage to get something. The two security guards go underneath the ring and grab tables, ladders and chairs! Jeff Hardy is taunting Matt Hardy to bring the weapons into the ring, when out of no where the man wearing the C-4 Explosive from last week appears out of no where. Jeff Hardy has no time to react as the man throws himself onto Jeff Hardy and BOOM! There is an initial shriek from the audience, due to the quick nature of the attack. Dallas Darke, Sean Daivari and Chris Flare have ditched their table now and are attack the two security guards surrounding Matt Hardy. Matt Hardy, like the coward he is, high tails it out of the arena. Dallas Darke and Chris Flare pull out towels from their pants and Sean Daivari hands them a bottle. Darke and Flare douse the two towels and than place them over the fans of the security guard… I am assuming they are alluding to it being chloroform. In the ring, Jeff Hardy is being attended too by medical officials as he is simply lying on the mat out cold. Darke and Flare proceed to pick up one of the oversized security guards and slump him over the railing. Darke and Flare proceed to adjust the security guard’s position as they line his throat up along the railing. Sean Daivari has a sinapore cane in his hand as stands behind the security guard. In a sickening sight, Sean Daivari delivers three stiff cane shots to the back of the neck and head of the security guard, crushing his throat. After the three shots, Sean Daivari yells the words ‘PRAISE ALLAH’ as he gets on his knees and commits some sort of make shift prayer. Dallas Darke and Chris Flare tell some of the fans close to me (I was in the front row), to prepare themselves for liberation and salvation. Dallas Darke and Chris Flare drag the Muslim man (who is still unidentified) out of the ring and than carry him off to the backstage area, with Sean Daivari slowly falling behind.

In a pre-taped segment, Brian Christopher stated PRINC’D would return next week and he’d make an announcement about how he’ll be at TakeOver! Pretty useless.

There was like some dead air in between the segments and some fans weren’t sure if it was the end of the taping. It was clearly not, as Awesome Adam and Mondo Matt were out next. The two were wearing matching neon outfits, with Awesome wearing a lime/neon green color and Mondo wearing a very vibrant yellow. There opponents were Chaz and new comer Jesse Kennedy, who debuted with interesting gimmicks. Basically they were announced as The Butcher’s. They both were wearing plaid skirts (ala, the Head Bangers), but wore white aprons. There tights and bodies were covered in blood and they came to the ring carrying a bucket full of animal insides. When they got into the ring, they proceeded to throw the pieces of meat at their opponents, themselves and the audience… leaving a very bloodied ring. Basically Jesse Kennedy does the majority of the in-ring work against their opponents, as Chaz basically pumps up the audience with his LOADS of CHARISMA (smell that sarcasm). Mondo and Awesome sell like there is no tomorrow, as they just get tossed around the ring. A cool spot comes when Jesse Kennedy hits a double dropsault on both men, despite his non-Lightweight frame. Jesse Kennedy tags in Chaz, and the two hit a Heart Attack like finisher, and Chaz covers for the victory. Post-match, they celebrate by tossing pieces of dead animal at the audience. And somewhere, someone from PETA is writing an angry letter.

In the last segment before the main event for the first taping, we get a pre-taped promo from Jake the Snake Roberts. Jake the Snake talks about how he has made a career, for better or worse, from fighting demons. Jake the Snake says that he believes he has the edge over his opponents because he has been through the worse amount of hell outside of the ring. Roberts says that too this day he is still fighting drug habits and intolerable amounts of pain that never stop. Jake says despite that, he can handle anything his opponents throw at him. Shooting up at night, waking up in a pool of vomit on a park bench is worse than any power slam he has ever taken. Robert’s states that Rodney Mack keeps talking about the ultimate betrayal – that Robert’s turned his back on him. Jake says that at Profane Destruction, he called the match fair and square and made the best decisions possible. If he had bent the rules for Rodney Mack, he would have lost all respect for himself. Jake the Snake says he holds no regrets and that Rodney Mack declared war. Jake the Snake says he has no doubt in his mind whomever is left standing after TakeOver is going to rip the title from Chris Peele, once and for all. Roberts says he has fought alongside some of the greatest and that Rodney Mack is no different. Roberts states that at TakeOver, it is going to be probably the most important bout of his career, because he is either going to make or break a star.

The main event for the first taping is Matt Bloom taking on Low-Ki in what has to be one of the most stunning matches Q&G has ever held. The fans loved it and these two absolutely clicked. It was a mash of heart hitting action and fan involvement. The Shit came out half way through the bout and scouted his competition, but Low-Ki seemed unfazed by the ring side addition of The Shit. Low-Ki actually tries for a Ki Krusher, but Bloom is simply too heavy. Matt Bloom sends him into the ropes and takes him for a Helicopter spin that is reversed, IN MID AIR, with a huge kick to the head. Low-Ki sets him up and takes him out with a series of kicks. Low-Ki goes for the Tidal Wave, but Bloom catches him in mid air and just throws him across the ring. Bloom sets up for the Bloom Bomb, but Low-Ki stops it in mid lift with a knee to the face. Bloom is sent reeling and Low-Ki takes him out with a stiff kick. Low-Ki climbs up top, but Bloom hops up to his feet and sends him flying with a toss. Bloom waits for Low-Ki to get up before he hits a HURRICRANA on the Lightweight. That is right – Matt Bloom hit a freakin’ hurricrana! Bloom covers, but a kick out at 2. The Shit starts to move towards the ring to intefere, but OUT OF nowhere Matt Sydal attacks The Shit! Sydal and the Shit brawl up the ramp while meanwhile Low-Ki manages to catch Bloom totally off guard with a roll up that allows him to get the victory unexpected victory. Low-Ki rolls to the outside while Matt Bloom vows revenge and recites “this isn’t over!” The first taping ends with the potential Lightweight champion walking towards the backstage area after a surprise victory over Matt Bloom.

Taping #2 (to be aired December 28th)

Up first is a match between Johnny McMahon and Matt Sydal. The two go through a series of typical spots that are pretty run of the mill. Sydal hits a drop kick and goes for a spring board 450, but McMahon stops it in mid air with a drop kick. It should be eye dropping, but it seems like these two are going through the motions. Johnny McMahon kicks Sydal in the gut and goes for the Pedigree, but Sydal manages to take him down to the mat and roll him up quickly for a two count. Sydal sets up for the finish, but Johnny McMahon hits a low blow in plain sight of the referee. This is all fair and legal due to the fact that Hill stated last week there was no more rules in VILE wrestling matches. Johnny McMahon than hits the Pedigree for the victory as he heads to the backstage area…

Matt Sydal is up to his feet and he grabs a microphone and states that he has been after Trish Stratus for the last 4 months and has got no where. The thought of her has even caused him to lose his matches as of late, stating that tonight he just couldn’t stop thinking about his love. He says that she is no longer with the WWE and he feels his chances are better than ever. Matt Sydal states that he found out Trish email and she blocked him – the same with her phone number. Matt Sydal has decided to up the ante – Sydal is offering 10,000$ to anyone who will reveal the home address of Trish Stratus. Matt Sydal says he just wants to be reunited with his love and he’ll do anything in the world to make it happen.

Up next is a match up between Orlando Jordan, Julio, Fatu taking on Marcus Bagwell and the Gay Bashers. Well, the match lasts a whole two minutes as the fight basically falls to the outside. Orlando Jordan takes a stiff bump into the steel ring steps, while Marcus Bagwell and Fatu brawl. Meanwhile in the ring, Goulet and Cross set up Julio and try to cripple him with a spiked pile driver off the second rope. Although it is a sick looking pile driver, Julio is clearly not dead and moving after the attack. Cross covers as Goulet stops anyone from breaking up the count and the match is over sooner than it began. The entire segment (which comes across as very rushed), ends with the Gay Bashers leaving and Fatu slowly heading up the ramp.

Orlando Jordan and Julio are in the ring for a moment by themselves when Mallory and Maria slowly make their way towards the ring, holding hands. OJ and Julio are confused by the two coming towards the ring. Maria picks up a microphone and says that she is sick and tired of the façade going on. She says that the only reason she faked being a lesbian was too get Orlando Jordan and Julio to tear each other apart. Maria says she was sick and tired of being excluded while Orlando Jordan and Julio pleased each other. Maria says that the entire gig with Mallory has been a sham. Mallory looks heart broken as Maria just revealed she has been using her. Orlando Jordan and Julio seem unfazed by the news, as Orlando Jordan takes the microphone and says that he was sick and tired of pleasing Maria. OJ says that it was all “take take take” from her and OJ says sometimes he likes to take it, but boy, SOME times he just loves to give it out. OJ says that Maria wasn’t in the same league as him or Julio and that she is yesterday’s news. Maria looks horrified as she shrieks out and attempts to slap her brother, Julio. Julio shoves her aside and takes the microphone and barely mumbles something about how no one wants her skank ass. Maria is crying now as the fans chant “WHORE” at her. She is slow to motion her way to the outside, and as she bends over to leave the ring, Julio kicks her to the outside and returns back to the middle of the ring. Julio and Orlando Jordan proceed to full on make out for the fans as Maria flees the ring. OJ says if Mallory ain’t got nothing to do, she can lend her services too the two best men in the business. Mallory says she doesn’t love the cock, but when it comes to business she’ll just have to suck it up. The trio leave together as a happy family and all is well in this fucked up relationship.

Before we head to the next match, we get a hype video of the entire Rodney Mack and Jake the Snake Roberts debacle, with a voice over by both men. In between snippets of the two feuding – both inside and outside of the ring – we get words such as “RESPECT”, “THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL” and “BLOOD, SWEAT AND TEARS”. Basically at the end of the entire video (which is really well done), Rodney Mack states that Jake the Snake better prepare himself for the Blackout, because it is coming his way. Jake the Snake states that he is going to give it his all – much like everything else in his life. Jake says there is no turning back now, and he realises that he the odds looked stack against him – but that he’ll persevere.

In an odd pairing of matches, up next it is Low-Ki and Rodney Mack taking on Q&G Lightweight Champion “The Shit” Ted Stylin’ and Jake the Snake Roberts. The match kicks off with The Shit taunting Rodney Mack, and trying to get him to react to his heelish behaviour. But Mack kicks off the bout with a vengeance, as he slugs The Shit a few times and gets in some good kicks to the gut. Rodney Mack whips him into the ropes and hits a seriously stiff power slam. Mack yells “RESPECT ME BOY” as The Shit crawls to his corner. Jake the Snake is tagged in and Mack immediately returns to his corner and tags in Low-Ki. In the oddest pairing perhaps in wrestling history – Low-Ki and Jake the Snake have a show down as they go shot for shot. Eventually The Shit distracts Low-Ki, allowing for Jake the Snake to hit a thumb to the eye and toss him to the outside. Much of this tension is played up during the match – as partners oddly work together and make things work. Eventually Rodney Mack is taken to the outside by The Shit, the legal man, with a hurricrana. Meanwhile, Low-Ki (also the legal man) has Jake the Snake on his knees and is sizing him up for a kick. The Shit sees this and has the ability to stop it… but instead sits back and watches as Low-Ki nearly cripples Jake the Snake with the stiffest kick this side of the border. A second after Low-Ki connects with the kick, the Shit rolls up Low-Ki and gets the surprise three count! The Shit rolls to the outside and grabs his Lightweight title and wraps it around his chest and basically ditches the ring side. Low-Ki chases after him, aware that he essentially lost the match by total fluke. Meanwhile, Jake the Snake is having trouble breathing and the referee is tending too him. Jazz is out from the back now and with tending too her husband on the outside. She helps him to one foot and Rodney Mack stares at Jake the Snake inside the ring. Rodney Mack gets back into the ring and stares at Jake the Snake, lying on the mat and barely breathing. Rodney Mack helps him to one knee, and Roberts is barely able to hold himself up. The fans applaud this kind of behaviour, but their cheers turn to jeers as Rodney Mack locks in the Blackout! The fans are booing as Rodney Mack is choking the life out of his one time hero, all the while wearing a sick demented smile on his face. The fans light up once again when Low-Ki returns back to the ring and breaks up the chokehold. Low-Ki and Rodney Mack nearly come to blows as Low-Ki defends the honor of the fallen veteran. The fans are ITCHING for a huge blow-off, as these two are the two biggest bad asses that VILE has to offer. Just when it seems like it is going to happen, Mack plays the route of the heel and dodges Low-Ki and walks to the backstage area with his wife Jazz as Low-Ki tends to the fallen legend.

In the next match of the night, Pogo the Clown makes his way towards the ring with Damon Hill by his side. Pogo the Clown is set to square off against Caleb Hill in what should be a hellish battle. But Caleb Hill makes his way half way up the aisle with a microphone and stops. Caleb asks Pogo if he thought he was really that dumb – if Caleb Hill would take on the fat fucking pedophile himself so close to Surrender to the TakeOver. Caleb Hill states that he found a suitable replacement – taking part in his LAST match at a VILE Television Taping – The Hardcore Homo, ANGEL! Carrying a trash can full of goodies, The Hardcore Homo makes his way through the crowd as the fans chant ‘HARDCORE HOMO’. Angel is wearing a shirt that says ‘THE CHAMP IS QUEER AND PROUD OF IT!’ Angel gets into the ring and immediately the two former XPW wrestlers are hitting each other with an assortment of weapons. Angel brought lots of goodies too the ring – a light tubes, some Singapore canes and barbed wire. The light tubes are used within the first two minutes, as Pogo the Clown takes Angel out with two of the light tubes. The fans chant “HE’S HARDCORE” as Angel hits a low blow. Angel takes Pogo the Clown to the outside with a running forearm and the two are now on the outside. Angel is not without allies as he grabs over a dozen chairs and just drills them into the forehead of Pogo the Clown. Eventually Angel gets fed up with chairs, and just wraps Barbed wire all around his arm and hits some forearm smashes on Pogo the Clown. Angel sets up a table between the railing and the ring and climbs up onto the apron. Angel goes for a barbed wire forearm splash off the apron, but Pogo the Clown catches him in mid air and just tosses him through the table in a pretty nifty spot. The two brawl back into the ring and Pogo the Clown walks right into a light tube shot. Angel grabs another Light tube and signals for the end… but Chris Peele appears out of no where, rips the light tube out of Angel’s hand and than levels him with it! And boy was it a blood bath, as Angel was cut open very badly! Pogo the Clown basically gets the victory after the stiff light tube shot and limps to the backstage area after the wild bout…

Chris Peele watches as Angel struggles to his feet, with loads of blood dripping down his face. Peele takes the Q&G Heavyweight Title and rubs it against the face of Angel. Chris Peele states that Angel may be leaving for LOGO wrestling and never coming back, but he’ll always be close to the Q&G Heavyweight title. Chris Peele states he is undefeated and that nobody has beat him, or will ever beat him and is the Q&G Heavyweight Champion so soon into his young career. Peele states that Angel was probably throwing himself of the roof of a house 4 months into his wrestling career. The title is staying around the waist of Chris Peele, whether Angel likes it or not. Peele states that soon enough, Angel will be heading off to LOGO with his tail between his legs and Peele will show everyone why he is wearing the belt and Angel is just another cock sucker who never sized up!

The fans were a little thrown off at the promo video for the new super star hyped to debut at Surrender to the TakeOver. It was the same promo seen as before, about how things are going to be less square and how it was coming at Surrender to the TakeOver. Except for this time, Brian Christopher interrupted half way through with his PRINC’D camera and stated he heard that a new face was going to appear in Q&G. Brian Christopher stated that at TakeOver, he’d be on hand to play a prank on them to steal their thunder and to prove why he is the Prince. Out next was Rico, the image & fashion stylist, who came out and started to critique Brian Christopher image. He stated annoying went out when Andy Dick died and that Christopher was in desperate need of a make over. To interrupt them, it was Dustin Runnels in street clothes. Dustin Runnels stated that he heard a cutting edge, first of it’s kind wrestling federation was opening it’s doors in January. Dustin Runnels stated that things simply wouldn’t be the same if they weren’t… GOLD. The fans pop big time as they are aware of what he is alluding to… perhaps the return of Goldust! Rico and Brian Christopher cut down Dustin Runnels and make fun of how dated Goldust is. Dustin Runnels challenges them to a tag-team match, with a special LOGO guest, and the two men accept…

Rex Silverstone came out to a reasonable pop and he and Goldust are joining forces tonight. Rex showed some definite potential in the ring, as he just absolutely dominated Brian Christopher while Rico watched from the apron. Rex just uses Brian Christopher as his rag doll, as he hits a series of suplexes and some martial arts strikes. Eventually Christopher tries to tag to Rico, but Rico refuses and simply tries to leave the ring side area. But Dustin Runnels stops him half way up the aisle way and the two proceed to brawl through the audience as the fans cheer big time. Meanwhile, Rex Silverstone hoists Brian Christopher onto his shoulders and hits a perfect F-5. Rex Silverstone covers for the three count as the punk rocker definitely impressed the fans tonight. Rico and Dustin Runnels simply brawl too the backstage area as we prepare ourselves for the main event.

Before the main event, we get a run down of the Pay-Per-View that is JUST around the corner…

Surrender to the TakeOver

Q&G Heavyweight Title Match

Chris Peele © versus Angel

Number One Contender’s Match

Jake the Snake Roberts versus Rodney Mack

Q&G Tag-Team Title Match

The Entourage versus RUCKUS INC

Q&G Lightweight Title Match

Low-Ki versus “The Shit” Ted Stylin’

Horace Hogan Open Challenge

Horace Hogan versus ???

Fist Fight

AJ Styles versus PJ Styles

TLC Match

Matt Hardy versus Jeff Hardy

Death Match for Damon Hill

Pogo the Clown & Eric Kleobold versus Caleb Hill & Dylan Harris

PLUS…

The return of China Doll!

The debut of a new super star, with a promise that he’ll be PRINC’D!

Plus… the first look at LOGO.

In the last segment of the night, it is a show down between RUCKUS INC and The Entourage. A stare down ensues before the match, as the two teams try to size each other up. These essentially escalates into a brawl between the two sides, with RUCKUS INC getting the upper hand. One by one, the members of RUCKUS dispose of a member of the Entourage to the outside. Monty Sopp and Horace Hogan start off the bout with a feat of strength, that Sopp has to cheat to win. The fans chant big time as Sopp has Hogan in a head lock and mocks Horace’s uncle, Hulk Hogan. Hogan eventually tosses him into the ropes and Sopp comes back big time with a shoulder block. When Hogan makes the tag to Chris Cage, Cage tries to act like the big man, but cannot size up against Sopp. After some quick tags here and there, eventually it ends up with Hogan and Waltman in the ring. But wait… the Q&G Tron flickers and China Doll’s face appears on the screen. She calls Sean’s name a few times, distracting him. Sean eventually tags out to Monty Sopp and stands outside to watch the message. China Doll states that at TakeOver, she is going to be on hand to watch his Tag-Team Title bout in person. She states that it’ll be great to see them since their last encounter … Friday night when Sean lied to Monty and Brian and snuck away to give China Doll what she needed most. Monty and Brian roll to the outside now and shove Sean, asking him what the hell is going on. Sean tries to explain, but all hell is breaking loose here. Eventually a shoving match ensues between Monty Sopp and Sean Waltman, with Brian Armstrong in between. Eventually Monty Sopp tells Sean Waltman to leave, and Waltman obliges. Brian Armstrong is pissed as Monty Sopp for telling Waltman to leave, so he starts to shove Armstrong. Sopp levels Armstrong with a forearm to the face and just leaves to the backstage area. Horace Hogan goes to the outside and proceeds to throw Armstrong into the ring. What ensues is essentially a 5 minute beat down, with Armstrong finally getting finished off with a bearhug by Horace Hogan. The referee calls for the bell as The Entourage are seemingly invincible and unstoppable. They raise their hands in victory as RUCKUS INC has seemingly been ripped apart in one evening. But wait – oh hell no! From out of no where, the Coup D’Etat (for a lack of better name, thus far) enter the ring with chairs in hand. After a minute, The Entourage are left lying out cold in the ring. The Coup D’Etat pick up the Q&G Tag-Team Title’s and proceed to spray paint the gold surface of the title with black spray paint. They proceed to put two stickers on one “LIBERATION” and “COUP D’ETAT” on the other. They proceed to carry the titles out of the arena as the show comes to a screeching halt.

And there you have it folks… the last show before Surrender to the TakeOver. Say what you will, but it looks like a packed show that is definitely going to have some good matches. What makes me want to buy all of this is the drama – what the hell is going to happen. Will Angel win the title? Will RUCKUS INC disintegrate? What the hell is LOGO going to amount to besides a flop (mark my words, it will flop)? And will this be the last time we see Matt Hardy in a VILE ring? Who knows – come out to the show to find out.

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