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Eric Idle's "FCC Song"

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Bit more blunt than his Python days, but it's great.

Here's a little number I wrote the other day

While out duck hunting with a judge

Fuck you very much the FCC

Fuck you very much for fining me

Five thousand bucks a fuck

So i'm really out of luck

That's more than Heidi Fliess was charging me

So fuck you very much the FCC

For proving freedom of speech just isn't free

Clear channel's a dear channel

So Howard Stern must go

Attorney general Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so

He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh

So fuck you very much Mr Bush

For heroically sitting on your tush

For Haliburton, Enron and all the companies that fail

Let's send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail

She's an uppity rich bitch but at least she isn't male

So fuck you Dickhead Mr Cheney too

Fuck you and fuck everything you do

Your pacemaker must be a fake

You haven't got a heart

As far as i'm concerned, you're a pasty faced old fart

And as for Condeleeza she's an intellectual tart

So fuck you all so very much

So fuck you very much the EPA

For giving all Alaska's oil away

It really is a bummer when I can't fill my hummer

The O-Zone's a no go zone now Arnold's here to say

"Ze Nuclear Winter games are going to take place in LA"

So fuck you all so very much

So what if the planet fails?

Let's save the great white males

And fuck you all so very much

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It's odd that I was just listening to a sample of a Steve Earle song called "F The CC", co-inky-dink that be, athough Eric Idle's song is funnier.

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