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David Flair’s music hits and the fans in the arena give him a mixed reaction. Flair appears on the stage and they continue to give the mixed reaction. Flair gets into the ring and starts to walk around as Noble’s music hits. Jamie Noble appears on the stage and the fans go crazy. Noble comes running into the ring and the fans go crazy. Noble gets into the ring and Flair attacks him from behind. Flair starts to beat away on Noble. O’Haire’s music and the fans boo loudly. O’Haire appears on the stage and he has the WWE United States Heavyweight Championship Belt around his waist and the fans continued to boo him. O’Haire came down to ringside and began to watch Flair beat the hell out of Noble. Flair grabbed Noble by the head and began to ram it into the mat. Flair began to drop elbows onto the knee of Noble and the fans were booing wildly. Finally O’Haire rolled into the ring and took out Flair from behind with a jumping sidekick. The fans were booing wildly. O’Haire grabbed Noble as he stood up and whipped him into the corner. O’Haire began to chop away on Noble in the corner. Noble reversed it and sent O’Haire into the corner. Noble took it to O’Haire and started to chop away at his chest. The fans in the arena were going wild. Noble grabbed O’Haire and gave him a monkey flip out of the corner and the fans cheered. Flair tried to attack Noble but Noble nailed him with a dropkick. Flair flew out of the ring as Noble stood back up and the fans were going crazy. O’Haire caught him with a knee to the midsection. O’Haire picked up Noble and held him in the air before sending him crashing down to the mat with a vicious Brainbuster. O’Haire covers Noble. 1…………2………… Noble got his shoulder up and the fans cheered wildly. O’Haire stood up and began to argue with the referee when Flair snuck up behind him and rolled him up. 1…………2……… Noble broke up the count. All three men slowly get back to their feet. Flair nails Noble with a kick between the legs and the fans boo wildly. Noble drops to the mat as O’Haire grabs Flair and whips him into the ropes. Flair bounces back and O’Haire catches him. Flying DDT to Flair from O’Haire and the fans are booing. O’Haire gets back to his feet and he signals for the end. Flair stands up and turns around. O’Haire grabs him and hits the CRUEL INTENTIONS! The fans in the arena are booing wildly. O’Haire covers Flair and the referee counts. 1…………2………… Noble jumps on O’Haire which breaks up the count. Noble gets up and waits as O’Haire stands up. O’Haire stands up and Noble kicks him in the midsection. TRAILER PARK TRASH! The fans in the arena go wild as Noble hits O’Haire with the Trailer Park Trash. The fans go crazy as Noble sees Flair climbing back to his feet. Noble grabs Flair and throws him over the top rope. Suddenly O’Haire grabs Noble by the tights and rolls him up. O’Haire is pulling the tights and the referee never sees it. 1……………2………………3! Sean O’Haire retains the WWE US Championship belt and the fans are booing wildly. O’Haire quickly rolls out of the ring as Noble gets up and is irate. Noble is telling the referee that O’Haire was pulling the tights but the referee isn’t going to over turn his decision. Flair leaves with his head down. Noble is still in the ring and the fans are booing O’Haire wildly as he leaves with the WWE US Championship Belt draped over his shoulder.

Winner & Still WWE US Champion: Sean O’Haire

OR:88 CR:87 MQ:90

Backstage we see EMTs rushing around madly. Ultimo Dragon & Tajiri are down and in pools of blood in the backstage area. The WWE Tag Team Championship Belts are missing. Ultimo Dragon & Tajiri get loaded onto stretchers and taken away… Who the hell has the WWE Tag Team Championship Belts?

Can You Dig It……………… SUCKA! Booker T’s music hits and the fans in the arena boo wildly. Booker T appears on the stage and flames explode out of the stage behind him and the fans continue to boo. Booker T gets into the ring and begins to pose and the fans boo until Medal blasts across the titan tron. The fans suddenly erupt with cheers. Kurt Angle comes out onto the stage and pyrotechnics are going off behind him. The fans in the arena are going wild. Angle gets into the ring and ducks a clothesline attempt from Booker T. Booker turns around and Angle grabs him and hits him with a belly to belly suplex and the fans go nuts. Booker gets up and turns into a clothesline from Angle which knocks him off his feet. Angle immediately goes for the Angle Lock but Booker T rolls out of the ring and the fans boo. Booker turns and begins to walk up the ramp as if he has had enough already. Angel quickly jumps out of the ring and clubbers him from behind on the steel ramp way. Booker T gets up and Angle grabs him. Suplex onto the steel grates. Booker T is clutching at his lower back. Angle picks up Booker T and whips him into the side of the ring. Angle goes to grab Booker but Booker nails Angle with a low blow and the fans boo wildly. Booker whips Angle into the ring post. Angle hits the post hard and then collides with the floor. Booker picks up Angle and rolls him back into the ring. Booker slides in and begins to pose. Angle climbs back to his feet and Booker grabs him and hits him with a roundhouse kick. Angle stays on his feet and slumps into the corner. Booker runs and squashes Angle in the corner. Angle is hurting in the corner. Booker T takes him to the very top rope and sends him crashing to the mat with a Superplex. Booker rolled onto Angle and the referee made the cover. 1……………2…………… Angle got his shoulder up. Booker climbed back to his feet and put the boots to Angle. Booker picked up Angle and whipped him into the ropes. Angle flew back and Booker nailed him with a Harlem Sidekick. Angle once again hit the mat hard. Booker covered Angle and the referee made the count. 1…………2…………… Angle put his foot on the bottom rope. Booker got up and had a pissed off look on his face. Booker began to argue and taunt the fans. Angle sprung back to his feet and grabbed Booker from behind. Angle nailed Booker with german suplex after german suplex. Six german suplexes in a row and both Angle & Booker are down. Angle gets back to his feet and climbs to the top rope. Angle jumps off with a picture perfect moonsault. Booker rolls out of the way and Angle hits the mat hard. Booker climbs back to his feet and he climbs to the top rope. Booker comes off and nails Angle with the Harlem Hangover! The fans in the arena are booing. Booker covers Angle and the fans are booing. 1…………2………… Angle gets his shoulder up. Booker T gets back to his feet and he is furious that he didn’t get the job done on that one. Angle gets up and sneaks up behind Booker. Angle grabs Booker and goes for the Olympic Slam but Booker rolls off Angle’s shoulders. Angle spins around and Booker grabs him. Book End! Booker T nails Kurt Angle with the Book End and the fans in the arena are booing wildly. Booker doesn’t cover Kurt, instead he starts posing in the centre of the ring. Booker starts shaking his head and hand and then begins the Spin-A-Roony! Some fans in the arena are cheering whilst others continue to boo. Angle gets up quickly and grabs Booker whilst he is in the middle of doing the manuever. Angle locks in the Angle Lock! The fans are going crazy. Angle continues to twist and turn on Booker T’s ankle. Booker is screaming in pain and Kurt wont let him pull himself towards the ropes. Angle shakes his leg and twists more violently. Booker T can’t take it anymore and taps out. Kurt Angle has made Booker T tap out and the fans in the arena are going wild. Angle releases the hold and begins to celebrate his win as the fans go crazy. Booker T rolls out of the ring and crawls up the stage and into the backstage area. Angle has picked up a huge victory over Booker T at the Royal Rumble and the fans love it.

Winner: Kurt Angle

OR:99 CR:99 MQ:100

The Hurricane is walking around backstage and he has a disappointed look on his face… Suddenly he bumps into Emad Yehia…

Emad Yehia: Ah just the man I wanted to see… Boy did you suck tonight! I mean could you have lost that Intercontinental Championship any quicker?

The Hurricane: Citizen Emad, you better hurry up and tell me what you want because if you don’t move, my hurri-powers are going to go wild.

Emad Yehia: Whoa, settle down there comic book geek. I just wanted to tell you, not to bother showing up at RAW tomorrow night.

The Hurricane: What?

Emad Yehia: You heard me, you’ve been fired from WWE RAW… but don’t worry, cool down, your part of a small trade that I have organized… you and a few other RAW members, who I haven’t decided on yet, will be sent to WWE Smackdown! In return for some of their superstars…

The Hurricane has a pissed off look on his face as he goes to walk away… Suddenly Emad Yehia begins to yell something out to him…

Emad Yehia: Oh and Hurricane, you need to watch what you say to me because if you step out of line… I don’t think there will be a place on either show for you…

The Hurricane mumbles something under his breath as he walks away leaving Emad Yehia with a smirk on his face and the fans booing…

One Of A Kind… Rob Van Dam’s music hits and the fans in the arena boo loudly. RVD appears on the stage and he wanders down to the ring and the fans are booing him. RVD’s pyrotechnics go off behind him as he gets into the ring and starts posing. Lance Storm’s music hits and the fans go wild. Storm comes out onto the stage and the fans go wild. Storm comes down to the ring and hops in. Storm and RVD are staring down each other as the fans go wild for Storm. The fans continue to cheer as Break The Walls Down blasts over the titan tron. Chris Jericho appears on the stage and the fans go wild. Jericho comes down to the ring and goes to a separate corner and the fans go wild. A howling sound comes from the titan tron and the fans in the arena boo wildly. This is the music of the Wolfpac… Shawn Michaels appears on the stage and the fans boo majorly. Shawn Michaels comes down to the ring and is staring down Chris Jericho. Test, Test, This is a Test! Test’s music hits and the fans boo loudly. Test appears on the stage and he has the WWE World Heavyweight Championship belt around his waist. The fans are booing viciously towards him. Test comes down to the ring and immediately starts the match off by kicking Jericho in the gut. Test picks up Jericho and slams him into the mat with a body slam. Meanwhile RVD rolls out of the ring and is waiting on the outside. HBK grabs Storm from behind and nails him in the kidney with a huge right hand. Storm immediately doubles over and the fans boo. HBK grabs him and slams him face first into the top turnbuckle. Storm turns to face HBK and gets chopped in the chest with a huge slap. RVD continues to wait on the outside. Test is stomping away at Jericho when Jericho grabs his leg and pulls it out from underneath him. Jericho springs back to his feet and he starts brawling with Test. Test whips Jericho into the ropes and the fans are booing. Jericho bounces back and catches Test with a flying forearm shot. Jericho grabs Test and boots him in the back of the knee. The fans in the arena go wild. Jericho looks over the ring and sees HBK. Jericho walks over and levels HBK in the back of the head with a huge right hand after HBK sent Storm crashing to the mat with a reverse DDT. RVD rolled back into the ring and covered Storm. 1……………2……… Storm got his shoulder up. The fans in the arena are booing wildly. RVD quickly rolls back out of the ring. Jericho begins to brawl with Shawn Michaels. Jericho & HBK are trading blows in the center of the ring. HBK pokes Jericho in the eye and whips him into the corner. RVD rolls back into the ring and grabs Jericho in the corner. RVD nails Jericho with a hip toss out of the corner. RVD climbs to the second rope and catches HBK with a super kick from the second rope. The fans in the arena boo wildly. RVD covers Shawn Michaels. 1……………2……… Test breaks up the count and the fans cheer. Test climbs back up and Storm catches him with a super kick. Test falls back and springs off the ropes. Storm grabs him and rolls through. CANADIAN MAPLELEAF! Storm tightens the hold until Jericho grabs him and nails him with a bulldog. Jericho runs off the ropes and nails Storm with a LIONSAULT! The fans are going crazy. Jericho turns around and RVD catches him with a spinning wheel kick. RVD climbs to the top rope and jumps off. RVD nails Storm with a 5 STAR FROG SPLASH! RVD lands on Storm and covers him. 1……………2………… HBK leaps across the ring and stops the count. Shawn Michaels climbs to the top rope and leaps off. HBK nails Storm in the throat with a huge flying elbow drop. The fans in the arena are booing wildly. Shawn Michaels turns around and sees Test running at him. BIG BOOT! Test just clocked Shawn Michaels. HBK hits the mat hard and the fans are booing. The fans start cheering wildly and Test doesn’t know what is happening. LOW BLOW. Test just got low blowed from behind by BRET HART! Bret Hart is in the ring behind Test. Test turns around and Hart grabs him. Backbreaker to Test. Hart signals to the fans. SHARPSHOOTER! The fans are going crazy as Bret Hart applies the Sharpshooter to Test. Test is screaming in pain and the fans are going crazy. Bret Hart releases the hold and leaves the ring. Hart walks into the backstage area and the fans are going wild for him. Test is down and in pain. Storm climbs back to his feet and HBK nails him with some SWEET CHIN MUSIC! The fans are booing wildly. Test is slowly climbing back to his feet. Jericho catches Test as he spins around and takes him down. Jericho applies the WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans are going crazy. Shawn Michaels covers Storm but RVD comes off the top rope with another 5 Star Frog Splash. The fans are booing wildly. RVD covers Storm. The referee makes the count. HBK puts his arm over Storm as well but the referee doesn’t see it clearly. 1…………………2…………………… TEST TAPS OUT at the same time as the referee’s mat hits the mat for 3! Who the hell is the champion? Jericho, RVD & HBK all climb to their feet and are saying that they are the champion. The fans are confused. Emad Yehia appears on the stage and he walks down to ringside. Emad Yehia grabs the WWE World Heavyweight Championship Belt and he walks into the backstage area with it. The fans are booing as they have no idea what is going on. Y2J, RVD & HBK continue to say that each one is the champ but neither the referee nor the ring announcer can announce the winner. Who the hell is the WWE World Heavyweight Champion?

Winner & WWE World Heavyweight Champion: ???

OR:88 CR:90 MQ:95

We see cut scenes over the titan tron of the 30 men about to take place in the WWE Royal Rumble match… It seems as though every one of them is warming up for the biggest match in some of their careers because the winner of that match will get the chance to main event WrestleMania XX…

Chris Benoit’s music hits and the fans go crazy with boos. Benoit comes down to the ring with a huge smile on his face as the fans boo him. Never Gonna Stop hits and Edge appears on the stage with the WWE Championship belt. The fans in the arena go wild. Edge comes down to the ring and begins to pose with the WWE Championship belt whilst Benoit looks at him with a smirk. Benoit and Edge go face to face and talk some trash to each other. The referee steps between the two and tells them to break it up and wrestle. The two lock up and Benoit gets the early advantage with a standing armbar. Edge counters it and takes Benoit off his feet. The two exchange holds on the mat and Edge ends up one upping Benoit. Benoit rolls out of the ring and jaws with the fans at ringside. Edge slides out of the ring and chases after Benoit, who runs around the ring and slides in. Edge slides in after Benoit, but takes a hard elbow to the neck. Benoit begins to deliver clubbing forearm shots to the neck. The referee orders Benoit to back away from Edge, who is still under the bottom rope. Edge gets to his feet, but Benoit brings him back down to the mat with a thunderous clothesline. Benoit lays the boots to Edge and continues to work on the neck. Benoit applies dragon sleeper variation, but Edge quickly makes it to the ropes. Benoit doesn't let go of the hold, so the ref begins to count hims down, 1.....2.....3.....4....Benoit releases the hold. Benoit tries to pull Edge out of the ropes, but the ref pulls him away. Benoit and the ref have words and Edge gets to his feet. Benoit moves the ref away and goes after Edge, but instead takes a spear from Edge. Edge rapidly leaps on top of Benoit and lays in with hard right hand shots. The crowd goes wild for Edge's comeback. Edge holds on to his neck with one hand, but still has enough to send Benoit to the ropes. Edge nails Benoit with a spinning wheel kick as he returns from the ropes. Edge signals that it's time for something. Edge grabs Benoit as he gets up to his feet and goes for the Edgeucution, but Benoit counters and goes behind. Benoit attempts to hit a German suplex, but Edge uses his leg to prevent Benoit from going for the move. Edge turns his body around, so he ends up facing Benoit face to face. Benoit tries to belly to belly Edge over his head, but Edge elbows him in the face. Benoit releases the hold and Edge takes him down to the mat with a version of the Crippler Crossface! Benoit escapes it, but Edge catches him by the leg and locks Benoit into the Edgeucator. The ref drops down and asks Benoit if he gives up, but Benoit fights his way to the ropes. He is inches from grabbing the ropes, but he hits the mat with his palm once.......Benoit taps twice.....one more and Edge wins......NO! Benoit makes a last ditch effort and reaches out and grabs the bottom rope. Edge releases the hold and lifts Benoit up. He shoves him into the corner and then Benoit about his knee being dislocated. The referee pulls Edge away and goes to check Benoit. Edge tries to get to Benoit, but the ref turns and holds Edge off. Benoit leaves the corner and moves the ref aside, causing him to stumble forward. Benoit then hits Edge with a low blow kick. Edge drops down and rolls around the mat in pain. The ref gets up and sees both Edge and Benoit on the ground. Benoit pulls himself up and climbs up to the top rope. He passes his thumb across his throat and then comes flying off the top rope with the Flying Headbutt! Benoit covers Edge and the fans in the arena are booing wildly. 1………………2…………… Edge gets his shoulder up. Benoit climbs back to his feet and cant believe it. Benoit begins to argue with the referee. Edge slowly gets back to his feet. Benoit turns around and Edge goes to spear him. Benoit moves out of the way and Edge hits the corner post shoulder first. The fans in the arena are booing wildly. Benoit waits, Edge turns around and Benoit grabs him. Crippler Crossface! Benoit pulls the hold tighter and tighter. Edge isn’t giving up. Edge tries to get to the ropes but he looks to be out cold. The referee picks up Edge’s arm and drops it to the mat once. Twice! Three times… Edge’s mat hits the mat hard. Edge is out cold. The referee rings the bell. Benoit doesn’t let go of the hold though. The fans are booing wildly. Chris Benoit is the new WWE Champion. Benoit lets go of Edge and stands up. The referee gives him the WWE Championship belt and Benoit gets a smirk across his face. Benoit leaves with the fans in the arena booing as he has left Edge out cold in the ring.

Winner & NEW WWE Champion: Chris Benoit

OR:98 CR:98 MQ:99

Heath Cameron appears on the titan tron and the fans go wild…

Heath Cameron: I thought before the Royal Rumble started I should tell the fans what is happening with the WWE World Heavyweight Championship… To be honest, I don’t know why Emad Yehia ran out and took the belt because he hasn’t informed me why he did that… I do know that at this current time there are three possible WWE World Heavyweight Champions and throughout the night I will watch the tapes and try to determine who the real WWE World Heavyweight Champion is and tomorrow night on RAW I will tell the world who the champ is… Thank You and the Royal Rumble is up next.

Heath Cameron disappears off of the titan tron and the fans are going crazy…

Before the Royal Rumble starts we get the rules for the match… 2 minute intervals on each competitor entering and the winner of the 2004 Royal Rumble is guaranteed a shot at their brands championship in the main event of WrestleMania XX!

Charlie Haas’ music hits and the fans go crazy. Charlie Haas comes down to the ring and the fans go crazy. Charlie Haas is the #1 Entrant. Haas gets into the ring and waits as the number two entrant is about to come out. Fire explodes out of the stage and the fans go crazy. Kane’s music hits and he appears on the stage. Kane is the #2 Entrant. Kane gets into the ring and he stares down Haas. Kane charges at Haas and the fans go crazy. Haas ducks underneath Kane’s attempt at capturing him. Kane turns around and Haas dropkicks him in the knee. Kane drops down and Haas dropkicks him in the face. Haas continues to pummel on Kane. Kane throws Haas off of himself and gets back to his feet. Haas runs at Kane but receives a huge uppercut. Haas hits the mat hard. Kane grabs Haas around the throat and pulls him off the mat. Eddie Guerrero’s music blasts out of the titan tron and Eddie comes tearing down to the ring. Eddie Guerrero is the #3 Entrant. Eddie runs into the ring and receives a boot to the face from Kane. Kane still has Haas in his hand. Chokeslam from Kane to Haas. The fans are going wild as Kane is standing above two men. Eddie gets up and gives Kane a low blow. Kane doubles over and Eddie grabs him around the head and gives him a swinging DDT. The fans in the arena are going wild. Haas climbs back to his feet and works out something with Eddie. Kane gets up and both Haas & Eddie try putting him over the top rope but Kane shrugs them both off. The Hybrid’s music comes out of the stage and the lights start to flicker green. The fans in the arena begin to boo. Seven comes out onto the stage and comes down to the ring. Seven is the #4 Entrant. Seven gets into the ring and grabs Eddie. Seven nails Eddie with a vicious Spinebuster. Seven picks up Eddie and whips him into the corner. Seven picks up Eddie in the corner and is trying to throw him over the top rope but he just cant. Eddie is holding onto the ropes. Kane comes running through and clubs Seven in the back. Seven goes flying over the top rope and hits the floor. Eddie holds onto the ropes and pulls himself back into the ring. Seven has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Eddie is rolling around on the mat clutching his back after the spinebuster. Haas grabs Kane from behind and goes for a german suplex but he cant lift Kane. Kane goes to elbow Haas in the head but Haas moves and sweeps Kane’s legs out from underneath him. Haas begins to drop elbow after elbow onto the knee joint of Kane. Rico’s music hits and the fans go wild. Rico comes tearing down to the ring to join the action. Rico is the #5 Entrant. Rico gets into the ring and goes to nail Haas with the Stylist Kick but Haas ducks out of the way. Rico turns and meets Eddie Guerrero. Eddie grabs a confused Rico and deposits him over the top rope. The fans go wild as Eddie Guerrero eliminates Rico from the Royal Rumble. Rico has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Kane, Haas & Eddie remain in the ring. Haas grabs Eddie from behind and continues to try and put him over the top rope. Kane suddenly sits up and climbs back to his feet and his knee seems to be troubling him. The Right To Censor music hits and the fans in the arena let out their moans. Steven Richards comes down to the ring and the fans boo. Richards only makes it to the ramp way when suddenly Steve Austin attacks him from behind in the aisle. Austin is beating the hell out of Richards. Steven Richards is the #6 Entrant. Austin continues to beat away on Richards on the outside. Richards is a bloody mess. Austin rolls Richards into the ring and slides in after him. Austin continues to pummel away on Richards. Kane grabs Haas from behind and slams him into the mat with a huge side slam. Eddie falls back to the mat without being eliminated. Kane gets back to his feet meets Eddie in the corner. Kane starts to beat the hell out of Eddie in the corner with right hand after right hand. The fans are going crazy. Austin is on his feet and he is stalking Richards. Richards gets up and turns around. Austin tries for the stunner but Richards counters it and nails Austin with a low blow. This gathers boos from the fans. Richards gets up and tries to regather himself. Once regathered Richards then starts to beat away on Austin and this makes the fans boo more. A-Train’s music hits and the fans give out cheers for the big behemoth. A-Train makes his way out onto the stage and into the ring. A-Train is the #7 Entrant. A-Train gets into the ring and nails Kane with a clubbing forearm shot to his back. Kane turns around to see A-Train. A-Train grabs Kane and nails him with a Baldo Bomb. The fans go wild. A-Train walks over and grabs Eddie out of the corner and throws him half way across the ring. Haas climbs up to his feet and then gets sent flying across the ring by A-Train with a huge Pump Kick. Kane sits up and A-Train turns around to see him. Kane grabs A-Train around the throat. Chokeslam. Kane nails A-Train with a Chokeslam and the fans go crazy. Kane picks up A-Train and lines him up and clotheslines him over the top rope. Kane eliminates A-Train from the rumble. A-Train has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Kane turns around and Richards catches him unaware with a Steven Kick. Richards begins to laugh as he pounds on Kane. Christian, Christian, At Last Your On Your Own… Christian comes running down to the ring and the fans boo him wildly. Christian is the #8 Entrant. Christian slides into the ring and stomps on Austin for good measure. Austin isn’t even supposed to be in the rumble yet. Haas climbs up to his feet and Christian grabs him and nails him with a huge reverse DDT. Haas hits the mat hard once again. Richards leaves Kane as he sees Austin getting back to his feet. Richards is bleeding profusely. Austin gets up and tackles Richards to the mat. Austin is pounding on Richards again. Kane sits up again and the fans go wild. Eddie comes flying out of the corner and nails Christian with a missile dropkick. Christian flies back against the ropes and bounces back into Haas. Haas grabs Christian and nails him with a snap suplex. Al Snow’s music hits and the fans go crazy. They haven’t seen too much of Al Snow lately but he comes down to the ring and they are going wild. Al Snow is the #9 Entrant. Snow gets into the ring and grabs Eddie from behind and hits a german suplex. Haas climbs back to his feet and sees Snow out of the corner of his eye. Snow is posing for the fans as Haas comes from behind and rolls him over the top rope. Al Snow just got thrown out of the rumble cause he wasn’t paying attention to his opponents. Al Snow has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Christian is back to his feet and tries to attack Kane from behind. Christian and Kane are brawling against the ropes. Christian thinks he is getting the better of Kane until an uppercut sends Christian over the top rope. Christian holds on though and pulls himself back into the ring. Austin has Richards down in the corner and is beating the hell out of him. Live For The Moment hits and Matt Hardy comes out on the stage and then down to the ring. Matt Hardy gets into the ring and Eddie Guerrero comes off the top rope and nails him with a flying cross body. Matt Hardy is the #10 Entrant. Austin starts celebrating with the fans as he stomps a mud hole in Richards in the corner. Christian sneaks up behind Austin and gives him a low blow. Christian grabs Austin and hits him with the Un-Prettier. The fans in the arena are booing as Christian just cheap shotted Austin. Eddie grabs Christian in the corner and starts pummelling him but Kane comes through and squashes both men in the corner. Eddie falls to the mat hard whilst Kane grabs Christian over his head. Kane throws Christian over the top rope and to the floor. The fans are going wild. Christian has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Matt Hardy struggled back to his feet and then bumped into Haas. Haas turned around and got Matt in a sleeper hold. Richards struggled as he climbed back to his feet out of the corner. Shelton’s music hits and the fans in the arena boo wildly. Shelton appears on the stage and he has a smirk on his face. Shelton gets down to ringside but wont get into the ring as Haas is staring him down. Haas slides out of the ring and the fans are going nuts. Haas chases Shelton around the ring. Shelton rolls into the ring and keeps his eye on Haas. Shelton Benjamin is the #11 Entrant. Shelton backs up and Matt spins him around. Twist Of Fate from Matt Hardy. Richards grabs Matt Hardy from behind and surprises him as he throws him over the top rope and to the floor.Matt Hardy has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Haas slides back into the ring and starts to beat on Shelton. Richards turns around and Eddie pounces and nails him with a Hurricanrana. Richards is down as Eddie climbs back to his feet. Austin manages to get back to his feet as well. Austin climbs up and pushes Eddie out of the way as he continues to beat on Richards. Glass Shatters and Steve Austin officially enters the Royal Rumble now even though he has been in the ring for ages. Steve Austin is the #12 Entrant. Austin continues to pound away at the blood Richards in the middle of the ring. Eddie pushes Austin after Austin just pushed him. Austin gets back to his feet and he doesn’t look real happy. Stone Cold Stunner to Eddie Guerrero. The fans are going wild. Suddenly Joshua Prohibition & Matthew Cross come running down to ringside and they catch the attention of Austin. Cross jumps up onto the apron and the fans boo wildly. Austin goes to attack him but Cross quickly jumps off. Austin turns around and WHAM! Steven Kick to the jaw. Austin flies over the top rope and hits the floor on the outside hard. The fans are booing wildly. Steve Austin has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Haas continues to pound on Shelton when Eddie runs and slams his face into the mat. Richards continues to look at Austin on the outside who seems to be out cold. Maven’s music hits and the fans boo loudly. Maven comes out to the ring and they don’t get any friendlier. Mavens gets into the ring and slides in behind Richards. Maven is the #13 Entrant. Maven enters the ring at unlucky 13 but immediately gets an elimination as he rolls Richards over the top rope. Richards gets up on the out side and blood is flowing from his face badly. The Right To Censor quickly leave as they seen Austin start to come too. Steven Richards has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Eddie pounces on Maven and grabs him and suplexes him into the mat. The fans are going crazy as Eddie holds on and suplexes Maven into the mat again. Kane charges and knocks Eddie down with a big right hand. Maven and Kane begin brawling and Kane knocks Maven down with a boot to the face as well. Shelton & Haas get back to their feet and the fans are going nuts. Shelton goes from a clothesline but Haas ducks and Shelton backs up against the ropes. Haas goes for a dropkick and ends up dropkicking Shelton over the top rope. Shelton hits the mat on the outside and the fans go wild. Haas gets a little bit of revenge from earlier in the night. Shelton Benjamin has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Kidman’s music hits and the fans go wild with boos. Kidman comes running down to the ring and joins the thick of the Royal Rumble. Billy Kidman is the #14 Entrant. Kidman gets into the ring and Kane grabs him immediately and slams him into the corner. Kane begins to beat Kidman into a pulp in the corner. The fans are going wild. Kane backs up and then nails Kidman with one huge upper cut. Kidman flies over the top rope and the fans go wild. Kidman hits the floor with thud. Billy Kidman has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Maven grabs Haas and attempts putting him over the top rope but he can’t do it. Eddie nails Kane in the knee with a dropkick from the top rope. The fans are going wild as three of the four men are still in it after entering at 1,2 &3. A life line beats out of the titan tron. Tazz’ music explodes out of the stage. Tazz appears on the stage and the fans go crazy. Tazz comes down to the ring and joins the mix. Tazz is the #15 Entrant. Maven lets go of Haas and goes after Tazz but Tazz grabs him and nails him with a t-bone suplex. The fans in the arena go wild. Tazz grabs Eddie from behind and hits the Tazz-Plex. The fans in the arena are going wild. Kane is getting back to his feet when Tazz grabs Haas. Huge german suplex from Tazz to Haas. Tazz begins to stalk Kane. Kane climbs up and Tazz grabs him from behind. Tazz-Mission. The fans are going nuts. Kane wont go down to the mat though. Kane falls backwards and squashes Tazz with the fall. Tazz is hurt and he is clutching at his ribs. Kane picks up Tazz around the throat. Kane Chokeslams Tazz right over the top rope and to the floor. Kane eliminates another one. Tazz has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Maven gets up and nails Kane with a low blow. Suddenly Maven, Eddie & Haas begin to work together as they try and eliminate Kane from the match. If Ya Smell, What The Rock, Is Cookin… The Rock’s music explodes and the fans explode even more. The Rock comes charging down to the ring and the fans go crazy. The Rock is the #16 Entrant. The Rock slides into the ring. Haas turns to him and Rock knocks him down with a samoan drop. Eddie charges at him and reiceves a boot to the gut followed by a DDT. Maven lets go of Kane and charges at The Rock as well. Rock catches him with a spinebuster. The fans are going crazy as The Rock throws his elbow pad into the crowd. The Rock runs off the ropes and goes for the People’s Elbow. The Rock nails Maven with the People’s Elbow. The Rock gets up and the fans are going nuts. Rock turns around and Kane grabs him. Chokeslam. This prompts boos from the fans as Kane is standing above him. Who’s That Jumping Out The Sky. Rey Mysterio’s music hits and the fans go wild. Rey Mysterio comes charging down to the ring and goes to the top rope. Rey jumps off and looks to Hurricanrana Kane but Kane catches him and sends him into the mat with a vicious powerbomb. Rey Mysterio is the #17 Entrant. Eddie dropkicks Kane from behind. Kane flies face first into the corner. Eddie runs and dropkicks Kane in the corner. Kane is dazed. Eddie runs off the ropes and nails him with another dropkick. Kane falls down in the corner. Rey Mysterio gets and signals to the fans. Mysterio slowly runs at Kane and gives him a Bronco Buster. The fans are going wild. Rey gets up onto the second turnbuckle and begins to pose. Eddie runs up behind Rey and shoves him over the top rope. Rey Mysterio hits the floor on the outside and the fans cant believe it. Rey Mysterio is eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Eddie gets blindsided from behind by Maven. Maven begins to brawl with Eddie in the corner. The Nature Boys music hits and the fans erupt with boos. Ric Flair appears on the stage and he has a robe on. Flair struts down to the ring and jumps in. Ric Flair is the #18 Entrant. The Rock gets back up and Flair knocks him down with an elbow to the forehead. Haas gets up and Flair deliberately kicks him between the legs. Haas falls back down to the mat as Flair begins to strut around the ring. Kane sits up and is standing behind Kane. Flair continues to strut around and then turns around. Kane grabs him and hoists him up over his shoulders. TOMBSTONE! Kane nails Ric Flair with a Tombstone and the fans go crazy. The Rock springs back to his feet and starts brawling with Kane in the center of the ring. The Rock begins to lay punch after punch on Kane. Suddenly Maven tries to attack The Rock from behind and throw him over the top rope but The Rock reverses it and sends Maven flying over the top rope. Maven crashes to the floor on the outside and the fans go wild. Maven has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Rock goes back to brawling with Kane whilst Haas nails Eddie in the corner with a splash. Live For The Moment hits over the titan tron again and this time Jeff Hardy comes running down to the ring. Jeff Hardy is getting booed by the fans as he enters the ring. Jeff Hardy is the #19 Entrant. Jeff Hardy gets into the ring and dropkicks Kane in the back. Kane falls forward and pushes The Rock out of the ring. The Rock flies out between the middle ropes so he isn’t eliminated. Jeff Hardy pounds on Kane and then tries to whip him across the ring but Kane reverses it and sends Jeff into the ropes. Jeff flies back and Kane nails him with a boot to the face. The Rock slides back in and he has a steel chair in hand. The Rock blasts Kane across the back with the steel chair and the fans go wild. Ric Flair climbs back up to his feet and he is clutching his neck. Charlie Haas runs at him and clotheslines him over the top rope. Flair flies out of the ring and hits the floor with both legs. Ric Flair has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Eddie stands up and The Rock downs a chair shot over his head to. The Rock throws the chair out of the ring and the fans are going wild. Haas looks over at Jeff Hardy and the fans go crazy. Haas walks over and applies the Haas Of Pain to him. Here Comes The Pain. Brock Lesnar’s music hits. Lesnar comes running down to the ring and the fans boo loudly. Brock slides into the ring and grabs The Rock and plants him into the mat with the Spinebuster. Brock Lesnar is the #20 Entrant. Haas lets go of the hold on Jeff Hardy and begins to beat on him. Brock Lesnar grabs him from behind and throws him over the top rope. Finally Charlie Haas, the man who entered the rumble at #1 has been eliminated. Charlie Haas has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Kane gets back to his feet and starts brawling with Brock Lesnar. Both men are teetering on the ropes. Eddie Guerrero gets up and they knock him back down with a double clothesline. Kane & Brock begin to brawl. Jeff Hardy gets back to his feet and charges at both men. Kane & Brock grab Jeff Hardy and toss him over the top rope. Brock & Kane just eliminated Jeff Hardy. These two monsters go back to brawling with one another. Jeff Hardy has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. The Rock gets back to his feet as does Eddie. Both men trade blows before Rock grabs Eddie and delivers a Rock Bottom to him. Howl… the n.W.o Wolfpac music hits and the fans go wild. Brett Walters appears on the stage and the fans begin to boo. Walters charges down to the ring and gets in The Rock’s face. Brett Walters is the #21 Entrant. Walters and Rock look set to tie up when Walters kicks Rock between the legs. Walters grabs The Rock and nails him with a Russian leg sweep. The fans in the arena are booing. Kane & Brock continue to brawl around the ropes. Walters gets up and turns into a snap suplex from Eddie Guerrero. Eddie begins to pound on Walters on the mat. Kane is about to be thrown over the top rope but punches Brock between the eyes. The Rock manages to climb back to his feet and waits for a second. Brock is once again trying to throw Kane over the top rope. Rock charges and knocks Brock over the top rope and to the floor. Brock Lesnar is furious on the outside and starts throwing the steel steps around. Brock Lesnar has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. The Rock turns around and Kane nails him with a huge right hand. Eddie puts Walters in the El Paso Lasso and the fans are going wild. Walters is screaming pain. AJ Styles comes tearing down to the ring and the fans are going wild. AJ Styles comes off the top rope and dropkicks The Rock. AJ Styles is the #22 Entrant. Styles began to pound on the Rock. Kane tried to grab Styles but Styles was too quick and nailed Kane with a super kick off the second rope. Guerrero got up and picked up Walters. Eddie whipped Walters into the ropes and Walters flew back and nailed Eddie with a hug flying elbow to the face. Eddie hit the mat hard. Walters climbed to the top rope and jumped off. Walters splashed Eddie from the top rope. The fans were booing like mad. Styles continued to beat on The Rock in the corner. The howling music started again, this time though Kevin Nash appeared on the stage. The fans booed loudly. Kevin Nash ran down to the ring. Nash got into the ring over the top rope. Kevin Nash is the #23 Entrant. Nash goes over and starts beating away on Kane. Nash picks up Kane and starts pounding on him in the corner. The Rock reverses Styles and hits a scoop slam on him. The fans in the arena are going wild. The Rock runs off the ropes and goes for a People’s Elbow to Styles but Walters intervenes and nails Rock with a shoulder block. Rock hits the mat hard. Eddie Guerrero is slowly getting back to his feet and Nash nails him in the face with a Big Boot. Nash grabs Eddie and sets him up in the middle of the ring. Nash goes for the Jacknife Powerbomb but Styles springs back up and runs off Eddie’s back and nails Nash with a flying clothesline. Val Venis’ music hits and the fans boo. Venis appears on the stage and he has an intense look on his face. Venis comes running into the ring and the fans are still booing him. Val Venis is the #24 Entrant. Venis goes to attack Kane in the corner but Kane reverses it and throws Venis into the corner. Kane continues to beat away at Venis in the corner. Venis is groggy but manages to nail Kane in the right knee with a boot. Kane gets knocked to one leg. Venis grabs Kane’s hair and starts to beat on him. Kane grabs Venis and surprises him. Kane has Venis on his shoulders. Walters runs up behind Kane and pushes him over the top rope. Kane hangs on whilst Venis flies out. Venis hits the mat and Kane eliminates him. Kane rolls back into the ring under the bottom rope and Walters begins to put the boots to him. Val Venis is eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Styles is beating away at the face of Nash with a series of right hands. Eddie is laying in the corner catching his breathe. Shannon Moore’s music blasts out of the titan tron. Shannon Moore appears on the stage with Chyna. Moore gives Chyna a kiss and see leaves. Moore comes running down to the ring and the fans are booing him. Moore leaps over the top rope and catches The Rock with a flying clothesline. Shannon Moore is the #25 Entrant. Nash grabs Styles and throws him off of himself. Styles charges back for more but Nash knees him in the gut. Nash sets up Styles. Jacknife Powerbomb to Styles from Nash. The fans in the arena are booing. Styles is out cold. Walters looks over and goes to talk to Nash. Moore grabs The Rock and whips him into the corner. Moore charges at The Rock but Rocky flies out of the corner with a wicked clothesline. Kane gets back to his feet and sees AJ Styles against the ropes. Kane runs over and goes for the clothesline but Styles moves. Styles dropkicks Kane but Kane stays in the ring. Styles runs at Kane and goes for a body check but Kane catches Styles. Kane throws Styles over the top rope. Kane eliminates another from the Rumble. AJ Styles has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Eddie Guerrero gets up and dropkicks Nash in the back of the knee. Walters grabs Eddie and drives him into the mat with a body slam. Kane walks over and grabs Nash and nails him with a huge suplex. The whole ring shook when that move was executed. The howling sound hits again. This time Scott Hall is standing on the stage and the fans boo him as well. He is the last n.W.o Wolfpac member in this match. Hall runs down to the ring. Scott Hall is the #26 Entrant. Hall gets into the ring and nail Kane with a low blow. Nash is starting to get back to his feet. Nash is pulling himself up using the ropes. Walters sneaks up behind him and tosses him over the top rope. The fans go wild. Nash hits the floor and gets up quickly. Nash doesn’t know what happened. Kevin Nash has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. The Rock grabs Moore and goes for the Rock Bottom but Moore counters it and nails Rock in the side of the head with an elbow. The Rock spins around dazed. Moore jumps up onto the second rope and waits as The Rock turns around again. Moore-Gasm! Moore delivers the Moore-Gasm to The Rock. Walters is arguing with Nash on the outside and Walters is saying how its all business. Hall tries to sneak up on Walters but Walters moves and pushes Hall over the top rope as well. Hall hits and is eliminated. Scott Hall has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Walters spins around and Kane nails him with a huge uppercut which rocks Walters. Moore gets up and starts posing towards the fans which is making them boo. Nathan Jones’ music hits and the Aussie comes out on stage. The fans are going nuts. Jones runs down to the ring and joins the action. Nathan Jones is the #27 Entrant. Jones walks up behind Moore and picks him up over his head. The fans are going wild. Jones tosses Moore over the top rope and to the outside. Moore hits the floor and is eliminated. Shannon Moore has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Kane grabs Walters and throws him to the center of the ring. The fans in the arena are going wild. Eddie comes off the top rope and nails The Rock with The Frog Splash. The fans are going crazy. Jones goes to attack Eddie but Eddie nails him with a dropkick. Jones falls against the ropes and Eddie clotheslines him over the top rope and to the floor. Eddie Guerrero eliminates Jones from the match. Nathan Jones has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Walters stands up and Kane knees him in the midsection. Kane grabs Walters and sets him up. Powerbomb from Kane to Walters in the center of the ring. Walters is down and hurt. Well, Well It’s The Big Show. The Big Show’s music hits and Eddie Guerrero’s attention turns to the stage. Eddie is waiting but Show never comes out. Show comes through the crowd and climbs into the ring and blindsides Eddie from behind. The Big Show is the #28 Entrant. Show grabs Eddie and begins to leave huge imprints on his chest as he slaps Eddie. Show drags Eddie all over the ring like a rag doll. The Rock is climbing back to his feet and he goes after Kane in the corner, who was beating on Brett Walters. Rock nails Kane with a reverse DDT. The fans in the arena are going wild. Walters comes out of the corner and nails The Rock with a Super Kick. Show picks Eddie up and puts him on the top rope. Show begins to climb up their with Eddie. Eddie knocks Show off the middle rope. Show hits the mat and Eddie leaps off the top rope and nails Big Show with a Frog Splash. Randy Orton’s music hits throughout the arena and the fans boo. Orton comes out on stage and the fans boo louder. Orton runs down to the ring and attacks Walters from behind and hits him with a clothesline. Randy Orton is the #29 Entrant. Rock climbs back to his feet slowly and Orton takes him down with a huge reverse neckbreaker. The fans in the arena are booing wilder than ever. Eddie Guerrero begins to beat on Show, who is down on the mat. Kane stands up and Orton grabs him. O-Zone Layer to Kane. The fans in the arena are booing. WORD LIFE, is the sound of the music that begins to play over the titan tron. John Cena is our last participant for the evening and the fans go wild. John Cena appears on the stage and the fans go wild. Cena comes running down to the ring and takes Orton down. John Cena is the #30 Entrant. Cena & Orton are rolling around on the mat brawling. Orton knees Cena in the nuts and the fans boo loudly. Cena is in pain whilst Orton gets up with a cocky grin on his face. Orton begins to pose to the fans and they begin to boo louder. Orton doesn’t see Cena sneak up behind him. Cena rolls Orton over the top rope as he is taunting the crowd. Orton gets a pissed off look on his face on the outside. Randy Orton has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Orton rolls back into the ring and grabs Cena. Orton spins Cena around and nails him with the RKO! Orton leaves with a pissed look on his face. Eddie has Show up in the corner. Show nails Eddie with a knee to the gut. Cena begins to climb back to his feet when suddenly Kane clotheslines him over the top rope. Cena hits the floor on the outside and he is eliminated from the match. John Cena has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Kane is busy holding himself up on the ropes when Brett Walters pounces on him and pushes him over the top rope. Brett Walters comes from behind and eliminated Kane. Kane has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. We are down to the final four in the Royal Rumble… Eddie Guerrero, The Rock, Brett Walters & The Big Show. Show grabs Eddie around the throat and nails him with the Showstopper. The fans are booing wildly. Walters attacks The Rock from behind as he stands up. Walters goes to put The Rock over the top rope but Show kicks Walters in the back of the head. Walters flies over the top rope and dangles around. Suddenly a referee runs over and pulls Walters off the ropes. The referee said that both Walters feet touch whilst he was dangling and he was eliminated. Brett Walters has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Show looks back and sees that The Rock is down and near the corner. The Big Show begins to climb to the top rope. The Big Show gets to the top rope and turns around. The Big Show dives off the top rope looking to nail The Rock with a huge leg drop. The Rock rolls out of the way and Show hits nothing but the mat. The fans go wild. Show starts to get back to his feet. Show pulls himself up using the ropes. Eddie gets up and runs over. Eddie is desperately trying to throw Show over the top rope. Eddie gets Show off his feet and flips him over the top rope. The Big Show makes a loud thud as he crashes to the floor. Eddie Guerrero has eliminated The Big Show and the fans love it. The Big Show has been eliminated from the Royal Rumble. Eddie turns around and The Rock turns him inside out with a clothesline. Eddie quickly gets back to his feet and he runs at The Rock again. Rock catches Eddie Guerrero and nails him with a spinebuster. The Rock gets up slowly and poses for the fans. The Rock runs off the ropes and is going for the People’s Elbow. The Rock jumps over the top of Eddie Guerrero. Eddie springs back to his feet. Rock turns around and Eddie nails him with a dropkick. Rock goes over the top rope. Eddie begins to celebrate. Eddie is going to WrestleMania XX! NO WAIT! The referee’s say only one foot of The Rock’s have touched. The Rock rolls back into the ring. Eddie turns around and The Rock is running at him. Eddie jumps and grabs The Rock’s head between his legs. Eddie delivers a Hurricanrana to The Rock. The Rock falls over the top rope as does Eddie. Eddie holds onto the middle rope as they fall. The Rock hits the floor on the outside. Eddie pulls himself back into the ring and the fans go crazy. Eddie Guerrero wins the 2004 Royal Rumble! The referee’s slide into the ring and hold Eddie’s hand up. Eddie has just earned a spot in the main event of WrestleMania XX! Eddie was the number three entrant in the Royal Rumble and he has outlasted every other WWE superstar that was in the match. Eddie climbs back to his feet exhausted and he starts posing for the fans.

Winner: Eddie Guerrero

OR:87 CR:88 MQ:87

As the Royal Rumble is going off the air, Eddie Guerrero is in the ring celebrating his huge Royal Rumble victory. Eddie Guerrero will be main eventing WrestleMania XX against the WWE Champion. Eddie continues to pose and the fans are going crazy as the PPV fades out…

Overall Rating: 94%

PPV Buyrate: 1.95

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WWE RAW

19th January 2004

WWE RAW opens up with a video vignette of highlights from the RAW brand’s matches at the Royal Rumble… We saw new WWE World Tag Team Champions get crowned in the Dudley Boyz, we saw Batista take home the WWE Intercontinental Championship and then there was the mystery over who was the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, with three men claiming that they are the champion… Pyrotechnics explode from center stage and WWE RAW hits the air live and the fans are going wild just 24 hours after the dramatic Royal Rumble Pay Per View Event…

“Party Up”

Party Up by DMX hits over the titan tron… The fans in the arena begin to boo wildly as they know who is about to appear. Emad Yehia appears on the stage and he has the WWE World Heavyweight Championship Belt over his shoulder. Emad Yehia gets into the ring and he has a smirk on his face as the fans boo him. He gets into the ring and poses with the WWE World Heavyweight Championship… Emad grabs a microphone…

Emad Yehia: First things first, I have changed tonight’s scheduled card around… you see originally the start of the Woman’s Round Robin was to begin but its not happening because during the week, I was able to land a new show deal… That’s right, starting this Saturday night, WWE Aggression! It will be a show dedicated to Women and Cruiserweights ONLY! Now onto much, much bigger news… The WWE World Heavyweight Championship situation…

“Save Yourself”

Save Yourself by Sensefeild hits and the fans in the arena go crazy. Heath Cameron appears on the stage and he comes down to the ring. Heath Cameron has a pissed off look on his face as he gets into the ring… Heath Cameron grabs another microphone and the fans are going crazy.

Heath Cameron: You know damn well that it was ME that organised for Aggression to take place… NOT YOU! I’m sick of you making decisions without me Emad… At the Royal Rumble I saw you send The Hurricane, Christian & Val Venis over to Smackdown! you did that without even consulting me about it. So I went behind your back for once and filled out the paper work…

Emad Yehia: What paperwork?

Heath Cameron: Well actually its three sets of paper work and this coming Thursday night on Smackdown! I will announce the other two sets but tonight I am here to tell you what is happening with the WWE World Heavyweight Championship Belt…

Emad Yehia: You can’t do that… I already have something planned…

Heath Cameron: Too bad. What I have hear is a legal contract which states that Rob Van Dam, Shawn Michaels & Chris Jericho are all the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

Emad Yehia: What?

Heath Cameron: Let me refresh you memory on something… In December 1999 Chyna & Chris Jericho became Co-Intercontinental Champions… right? Well now we have three men and they are Co-World Heavyweight Champions…

Emad Yehia: They can’t last as co-champs forever…

Heath Cameron: Wow, you thought of that all by yourself, you stinky prick. You see I always knew you had more than just a stench… Thanks for pointing that fact out. Now, what will happen is… All three men will step into the ring and fight with the winner of that match being deemed the undisputed World Heavyweight Champion… This match will take place at WrestleMania XX… It will be Rob Van Dam versus Chris Jericho versus Shawn Michaels for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship… Oh one more thing… It’s going to be a LADDER MATCH!

Heath Cameron drops his microphone and leaves the ring. The fans in the arena are going wild. Emad Yehia hangs his head and the fans are going nuts. Emad Yehia leaves the ring as he looks very disappointed…

Rating: 98

Bret Hart is shown in the backstage area. The fans in the arena are going crazy. Bret Hart continues to walk around when suddenly he is attacked from behind by Test. Test nails Hart in the back of the head with a Big Boot. Hart falls forward and slams against the cement. The fans in the arena are booing wildly. Test walks away with an angry look on his face as he leaves Hart out cold on the cement floor.

Rating: 84

Lance Storm vs X-Pac

Howl… X-Pac appears on the stage to the n.W.o Wolfpac music and the fans in the arena boo wildly. X-Pac comes down to the ring and waits as his challenger comes out. This match was made because of the interference that cost Storm his match with HBK a couple of weeks back. Storm’s music hits and the fans go crazy. Lance Storm appears on the stage and the fans go crazy. Storm runs down to the ring and takes down X-Pac and begins to nail him with a series of right hands. X-Pac makes it back to his feet and kicks Storm in the ankle. Storm drops down to his knees and Pac blasts him in the head with a roundhouse kick. Storm hits the mat and Pac covers him. 1…………2……….. Storm gets his shoulder up and the fans go crazy. Pac grabs Storm and applies the sleeper hold to him. Suddenly Storm reverses the sleeper and pushes Pac against the ropes. Pac flies back and Storm rolls him up and puts him in the Canadian Maple Leaf. X-Pac is screaming in pain and can’t get to the ropes. X-Pac taps out and Storm picks up the victory over X-Pac. Storm doesn’t let go off the hold though. Suddenly ROAD DOGG comes tearing down to the ring. Road Dogg gets into the ring and Storm sees him in the corner of his eye. Storm quickly bails as the fans are booing Road Dogg. Storm is walking up the aisle when suddenly he jumps from behind by the n.W.o Wolfpac. HBK, Nash, Hall & Walters begin to put a beating on Lance Storm. Road Dogg & X-Pac leave the ring and join in the beating. The n.W.o Wolfpac leaves and they look happy about what they just did. The fans are booing them as Lance Storm is down in the middle of the ring.

Winner: Lance Storm

OR:89 CR:78 MQ:100

Backstage we see Buff Bagwell & Stacy Keibler… They seem to be arguing about something…

Buff Bagwell: Why should I Stacy?

Stacy Keibler: Why should you? Cause you and Scott have the potential to be the best tag team ever, I know it. You just have to put what happened last night behind you and get on with it.

Buff Bagwell: OK, OK, ill try.

Stacy Keibler: I’ve already gone and seen Heath Cameron and he has booked a rematch for the World Tag Team Championships next week on RAW!

Buff Bagwell: Guess I better go find Scott then… You coming?

Buff Bagwell walks away and Stacy is with him. The fans go wild as hopefully this team can work things out.

Rating: 83

Brett Walters vs John Cena

WORD LIFE! John Cena’s music hits and the fans in the arena go crazy. Cena appears on the stage and the fans cheer louder. Over the titan tron we see footage of how Randy Orton screwed Cena out of the Rumble. Cena gets into the ring and starts posing and the fans cheer just as loud. The howling begins again and Brett Walters appears on the stage. This pisses the fans off and they boo him loudly. Walters struts down to the ring and slides. Walters cheap shots Cena as he is posing. The fans boo Walters loudly as he puts the boots to Cena. Walters picks up Cena and whips him into the ropes. Cena bounces back and grabs Walters and slams him face first into the mat and the fans cheer. Walters stands up holding his face and Cena grabs him and whips him into the corner. Cena clotheslines Walters in the corner and the fans are going crazy. Walters’ nose is bleeding and the blood seems to be pouring out. Cena grabs Walters and puts him on the top rope. Cena grabs Walters and nails him with a huge superplex. The fans in the arena are going crazy. Cena covers Walters. 1………2……… Cena gets up and asks the referee something. Walters nails him from behind with a low blow. Cena hits the mat and Walters stands up. Walters is standing above Cena when suddenly an explosion comes from the stage. Kane appears and the fans go wild. Kane walks down to the ring and Walters tries to attack him but Kane grabs him around the throat and nails him with a huge Choke Slam. Walters is down and the referee calls for the bell. Brett Walters picks up the win via DQ as Kane nailed him with a Choke Slam. Cena rolls out of the ring and walks up the ramp way and looks to head into the backstage area but Orton comes out and grabs him around the neck. RKO on the steel floor. The fans in the arena are booing. Orton has a smug look on his face as he just RKO’d Cena on the steel. Cena is out and the fans are booing wildly. Kane is standing above Walters whilst Orton is above Cena as we head backstage.

Winner via DQ: Brett Walters

OR:96 CR:92 MQ:100

The Outsiders are walking around backstage and they bump into Rico who is talking with Spike Dudley…

Kevin Nash: Look Scott, it’s the two fudge packers.

Scott Hall: Hows it going gay boys?

Spike Dudley: What do you two want?

Kevin Nash: Nothing, we are just walking through…

Rico: Well if you two beasts don’t get moving Spike & I will have to knock some sense into you two…

Scott Hall: Wow, you’re a funny bastard ay? You know what, get ready and head out to the ring. Cause tonight just like Shawn Michaels is going to show The Rock, The Outsider’s will re-unite and we will show the world why we are the best tag team in the world of wrestling period.

Nash & Hall walk away laughing whilst Spike & Rico begin to talk again…

Rating: 82

WWE Intercontinental Championship

Batista © vs Al Snow

Al Snow appears on the stage to his music and the fans in the arena give him a cheer. Snow comes down to the ring and the fans go nuts. Snow gets into the ring and we hear Batista’s music start up. Batista appears on the stage and he has the WWE Intercontinental Championship belt around his waist. The fans in the arena are booing like mad. Batista comes out and gets into the ring. Snow grabs him from behind and tries to give him a german suplex but he can’t lift him. Batista nails Snow in the head with a wicked elbow. Snow stumbles off of Batista. Batista turns around and Snow turns and dropkicks him in the chest. Batista falls back against the ropes and gets back to his feet. Batista walks into a DDT from Snow. Snow covers Batista and the fans go nuts. 1……………2…………… Batista throws Snow off. The fans boo. Batista gets up to his feet and Snow grabs him. Snow goes for the Snow Plough but Snow can’t get Batista off the ground. Batista pushes Snow into the ropes. Snow bounces back and Batista collects him with a spinebuster. Snow looks hurt as he rolls around clutching his back. Snow starts to slowly get back to his feet before Batista grabs him and sets him up. SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! Batista covers Snow and the referee makes the count. 1…………2……………3! Batista retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship. Snow is out cold as Batista climbs back to his feet. As soon as Batista is awarded the WWE Intercontinental Championship the lights in the arena go out. TIME TO PLAY THE GAME hits in the arena again and the fans go crazy. The lights come back on and Batista is standing there ready to fight. Then on the titan tron we see “The Game Begins………… NEXT WEEK!” The fans go crazy as they see this on the titan tron. Batista has a pissed off look on his face as he leaves the ring with the WWE Intercontinental Championship belt around his waist.

Winner & Still WWE Intercontinental Champion: Batista

OR:94 CR:89 MQ:100

Randy Orton is shown on the titan tron and he is running away… Suddenly we see why as John Cena is chasing after him clutching his jaw. Orton grabs a bag with his gear in it and continues to rung away. Cena begins to sprint harder and Orton jumps into a Limo. The Limo drives away as Cena gets to it. Cena has a pissed off look on his face as the fans are booing Orton…

Rating: 85

The Outsiders vs Rico & Spike Dudley

You Look Soooooooooooo GOOD TO ME! Rico appears on the stage and Spike Dudley is with him. The fans go crazy when they see both men coming down to the ring. Spike & Rico get into the ring and wait as one of the greatest tag teams in the history of the sport come out. Howling begins and the Wolfpac theme blasts throughout the arena. Hall & Nash, The Outsiders appear on the stage and the fans boo loudly. They both have huge smirks on their faces as they look and see Spike & Rico in the ring. Hall and Nash get into the ring and Hall starts the match off against Spike. Hall nails Spike with a boot to the gut and Spike drops like a fly. Hall grabs Spike and starts slamming his head into the mat. Hall picks up Spike and whips him into his corner. Nash starts choking Spike in the corner and the referee goes over to stop the attack. Rico gets into the ring and whips Hall into the corner. Hall nails the referee and squashes him into Spike in the corner. Hall turns around Rico nails him with the Stylist Kick! Hall is down and could possibly be out. Nash steps into the ring and Rico goes for the Stylist Kick on him as well. Nash moves out of the way though and Rico flies over the top rope and the fans boo wildly. Nash grabs Spike and sets him up in the middle of the ring. JACKNIFE POWERBOMB! The fans are booing as Nash drops Spike on his head. Spike is out cold. Suddenly The Dudley Boyz music hits. Bubba & D-Von come running down to the ring and they tear their tag belts off. They begin to attack Nash. D-Von whips Nash into the ropes. 3D! The Dudley Boyz nail Nash with a 3D! Nash is out cold. Bubba puts Spike on top of Hall and they revive the referee. The referee makes the slow count. 1……………………2………………………3! Rico & Spike Dudley just pulled off the biggest up set in the world and its all thanks to The Dudley Boyz. Bubba & D-Von grab their WWE World Tag Team Championship belts as Rico slides back into the ring. Rico lays on top of Spike and kisses him. The fans in the arena start to laugh and cheer. Spike pushes Rico off of him and the fans don’t know what is happening. Rico looks upset as Spike leaves the ring. The fans go crazy as Rico & Spike have picked up the huge win over the Outsiders.

Winners: Rico & Spike Dudley

OR:90 CR:89 MQ:91

A camera cuts backstage where we see a brawl has started. Jericho & RVD are brawling all over the backstage area and nobody can stop it. Officials try and run in to stop it but both wrestlers keep pushing them away. RVD gets the better of Jericho as he nails him with a low blow. The fans are booing wildly. RVD goes for a super kick but Jericho ducks out of the way. RVD puts his foot through a plate glass window. The fans in the arena go wild. RVD turns around and Jericho places him in the Walls Of Jericho. The fans are going wild. RVD begins tapping out frantically but Jericho doesn’t let go of the hold. The fans are going crazy. Referees and officials quickly break it up as they finally get Jericho & RVD under control.

Rating: 99

The Rock vs Shawn Michaels

Howl. The Wolfpac music hits again tonight and the fans in the arena boo again. Shawn Michaels comes out on the stage and the fans boo even louder. Shawn Michaels is one of three people who at the moment are the co-WWE World Heavyweight Champion. HBK gets into the ring and starts posing. This gets more boos from the fans. DO You Smell What The Rock Is Cookin’! The Rock’s music blasts throughout the arena. The Rock comes screaming down to the ring. The Rock gets into the ring and begins trading blows with HBK. Rock pushes HBK against the ropes and begins to pummel him. The Rock was so close to winning the Royal Rumble for the second time last night but Eddie Guerrero pulled out the upset and eliminated him from the Rumble to win it. Rock is taking all his frustrations out on HBK. Rock whips HBK against the ropes and HBK bounces back. HBK bounces back and Rock catches him with a DDT. HBK hits the deck and Rock covers him. 1…………2………… HBK gets his shoulder up. Rock stands up and goes to pick up HBK but HBK nails him with a low blow. The fans begin to boo wildly. Shawn Michaels stands up. The Rock climbs back to his feet. SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Shawn Michaels nails The Rock with Sweet Chin Music. The Rock flies back and knocks the referee flying out of the ring. HBK covers Rock and there is no referee to count. The fans are going crazy. Shawn Michaels climbs back to his feet and begins to attempt to wake the referee up. Shawn Michaels turns around as The Rock springs back to his feet. Shawn Michaels turns around. Rock catches him by surprise. ROCK BOTTOM! The Rock covers Michaels and there is no referee to make the count. The referee is still down. The fans begin to boo. BROCK LESNAR enters the ring. Brock Lesnar ran into the ring through the crowd. The Rock turns around. Lesnar grabs him. Spine buster. The Rock is down. Brock Lesnar just attacked The Rock. The Rock slowly gets back to his feet and Brock Lesnar picks him up onto his shoulders. F-5! Brock Lesnar nails The Rock with the F-5! Brock leaves the ring and walks up the stage and into the backstage area. The fans are booing wildly. Shawn Michaels crawls over and covers The Rock. The referee slowly comes to and sees Michaels covering The Rock. 1………………………2……………………………3! Shawn Michaels pins The Rock. What the hell is Brock Lesnar doing on RAW? Brock just attacked The Rock and cost him the match against Shawn Michaels. Shawn Michaels gets back to his feet and starts celebrating as if he won the match on his own and the fans are booing wildly.

Winner: Shawn Michaels

OR:94 CR:91 MQ:98

As WWE RAW is going off the air Shawn Michaels is celebrating his huge win whilst The Rock is still down after the attack from Brock Lesnar…

Overall Show Rating: 89%

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WWE Smackdown!

22nd January 2004

WWE Smackdown! Opens with video footage from the Royal Rumble… We see how Chris Benoit took the WWE Championship from Edge in a great match, we see how Sean O’Haire successfully retained his WWE US Championship Belt, We saw Tajiri & Ultimo Dragon leave as the WWE Tag Team Champions, only to get attacked backstage and get their belts stolen from them… Then the biggest shock of the night saw Eddie Guerrero last over an hour in the Royal Rumble and win it to earn a shot at the WWE Championship in the main event of WrestleMania XX… Pyrotechnics explode and WWE Smackdown! Hits the air and the fans are going crazy…

“Prove Me Wrong”

Chris Benoit’s music by Our Lady Peace hits over the titan tron and the fans in the arena begin to boo loudly… Chris Benoit appears on the stage and he has the WWE Championship Belt around his waist. Chris Benoit gets into the ring and he has a smirk on his face. Benoit begins to pose with the belt and the fans continue to boo loudly. Benoit stops posing and grabs a microphone…

Chris Benoit: Last night was the night that everything I have worked for in my career. I took the ultimate step in becoming the best when I won the WWE Championship. I don’t care wether or not you people like it but I did what I had to do to become the WWE Champion. Anyone who was put in my shoes would have done exactly the same thing because becoming the WWE Champion is what everybody is in the WWE for…

“Latino Heat”

Eddie Guerrero’s music hits and the fans erupt in the arena. The fans give Eddie Guerrero a standing ovation as he appears on the stage. Eddie Guerrero walks down to the ring and he has a huge smile on his face as the fans cheer him on. Eddie gets into the ring and the fans go crazy as he grabs a microphone…

Eddie Guerrero: Orale homes, congrats on becoming the WWE Champion man, I know you have done everything possible to get this far, I have travelled the roads all over the world with you and I know that you are a deserving champion… BUT… In case you didn’t notice I won the Royal Rumble last night… Which means that the WWE Championship will be around my waist after WrestleMania XX…

Chris Benoit: Whoa Eddie, you better just ask yourself this… Are you willing to sacrifice everything in this world to become the champion? I know I was and I know that I am willing to anything to keep this belt… Even if that means crippling people who I thought were my friends.

Eddie Guerrero: Whoa homie, I didn’t come out here to argue with you tonight. The reason I am here to issue you with a little challenge for tonight… Eddie Guerrero & a partner of his choosing against Chris Benoit and a partner of his choosing… What do you say Benoit?

Chris Benoit: Your on Eddie… Prove me wrong Eddie… Prove to me that you deserve to be in the same ring as me… Prove Me WRONG!

Eddie Guerrero smirks at Benoit as he drops the microphone and leaves the ring. The fans are going crazy at the match we just signed for tonight…

Rating: 85

“Save Yourself:

Save Yourself by Sense Field hits and the fans in the arena go crazy…Heath Cameron appears on the stage and he has a clipboard in his hands… Heath Cameron comes down to the ring and the fans go crazy… Heath Cameron gets into the ring and grabs a microphone…

Heath Cameron: Now I know Emad Yehia isn’t here tonight and I know the smelly bastard won’t be at WWE Aggression tomorrow night. However last Monday night on RAW I told everyone that I still had two more pieces of paperwork that I had to inform everyone about… Let’s start with the WWE United States Heavyweight Championship Match that I have planned for WrestleMania XX… Sean O’Haire I’m making two matches right now… One is for No Way Out… Seeing as though Jamie Noble is continually screwed out of the WWE United States Heavyweight Championship, I am making it Sean O’Haire versus Jamie Noble at No Way Out for the WWE US Championship belt… Now onto the second match… Each week until WrestleMania XX, I will give a detail about the match and two participants in the match away… At WrestleMania XX we will see the WWE United States Heavyweight Championship be defended in a BATTLE DOME match… Tonight’s information, it will feature 20 men and the first two men entered will be SEAN O’HAIRE and you guessed it… JAMIE NOBLE! Now that I have got that match out of the way and you fans obviously like it from the way you are screaming… Now the second piece of paper work is for another match at No Way Out… This match will be something that the fans have wanted for a very long time now… Emad Yehia versus Heath Cameron… Yeah that’s right. There will however be one stipulation involved in the match. WINNER TAKE ALL, LOSER LEAVES TOWN! That’s right the loser of the match will disappear from the WWE FOREVER and the winner will be left in charge of all WWE affairs… So Emad, you better bring everything you got at No Way Out because I am going to give you the beating of a life time and I will be the sole General Manager of the WWE…

Heath Cameron throws down the microphone and the fans in the arena are going wild…

Rating: 80

Scotty Too Hotty vs Spanky

Before the match starts we find out that the winner of this match will get a shot at the WWE Cruiserweight Championship on the very first ever WWE Aggression tomorrow night. Scotty comes out to his Too Cool music and the fans in the arena erupt. Scotty dances his way down to the ring and the fans go crazy. Scotty gets into the ring and waits as his opponent comes out onto the stage. Spanky’s music hits and the fans go crazy. Spanky comes down to the ring and ties up with Scotty in the centre of the ring. Scotty pushes Spanky against the ropes. Spanky flies back and Scotty takes him down with a hip toss. Spanky flies back to his feet and Scotty takes him down again and Spanky gets up slower this time. Spanky turns around and Scotty grabs him and nails him with a money flip. The fans are going crazy. Scotty covers Spanky and the referee counts. 1………2……… Spanky gets his shoulder up. Scotty gets up and picks up Spanky. Scotty whips Spanky into the ropes. The fans in the arena go crazy as Scotty nails Spanky with a dropkick. Spanky backs up against the ropes and bounces back. Scotty grabs him and drives him into the mat with a bulldog. The fans in the arena are going crazy as Scotty dances around the ring. W-O-R-M! Scotty goes for the Worm but Spanky rolls out of the ring. Spanky slides back into the ring as Scotty gets up and rolls him up from behind. 1……………2………………3! Spanky gets the victory over Scotty Too Hotty. The fans in the arena cheer wildly. Scotty gets up and he has a pissed off look on his face. Spanky extends his hand and Scotty shakes it. Spanky turns around to pose for the fans but as he turns around Scotty levels him with a massive clothesline. Scotty begins to put the boots to Spanky. Spanky gets back to his feet and Scotty pushes him into the corner. Scotty begins to pummel Spanky in the corner and the fans are booing wildly. Scotty picks up Spanky and puts him on the top rope. Scotty grabs him and sends him crashing to the mat with a powerbomb. The fans are booing as Scotty leaves Spanky down with a smile on his face. Spanky has earned himself a shot at the WWE Cruiserweight Championship on Aggression but what condition will he be in after that surprise attack from Scotty Too Hotty?

Winner: Spanky

OR:87 CR:78 MQ:96

Charlie Haas is shown in the backstage area… He is talking on a mobile phone when suddenly Shelton Benjamin nails him in the back of the head with a steel chair… Shelton lays into Haas with a few more chair shots. Shelton grabs Haas around the neck and begins to taunt him and he is shouting at him…

Shelton Benjamin: Charlie I beat you last night fair and square and then later on in the evening you screwed me out of my chance to get a shot at the WWE Championship at WrestleMania XX, so you know what Haas, I want you at No Way Out…

Shelton slams Haas into the floor. Haas is out cold as Shelton walks away with a pissed off look on his face and the fans are booing him…

Rating: 86

Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy

Live For The Moment hits and Jeff Hardy comes out and the fans in the arena boo him. Jeff Hardy gets into the ring and he has a smirk on his face. A remixed version of Live For The Moment blasts out of the titan tron and the fans erupt. Matt Hardy appears on the stage and Lita is with him. Matt & Lita come down to the ring and the fans in the arena go crazy. Matt kisses Lita before he gets into the ring and the fans go crazy as he pushes Jeff into the corner. Matt begins to beat away on Jeff in the corner. Matt is been relentless and the referee pulls Matt off of Jeff. Jeff comes out of the corner and nails Matt with a dropkick. Matt flies back and knocks the referee down. Jeff Hardy grabs Matt and whips him into the ropes. Matt flies back and surprises Jeff with a running forearm shot. Jeff Hardy is down. Jeff slowly climbs back to his feet and Matt goes for the Mattitude Adjustment but Jeff counters. Lita jumps into the ring. Matt swings around and Lita grabs him and nails him with a huge DDT. Lita leaves and the fans are booing her. Lita walks up the ramp and into the backstage area and the fans in the arena are booing wildly. Jeff has a surprised look on his face as he sees Matt down. Jeff climbs to the top rope and jumps off. Swanton Bomb! The fans in the arena are booing as Jeff nails Matt with the Swanton Bomb. Jeff covers Matt and the referee crawls over to make a slow count. 1………………2…………………3! Jeff Hardy just pinned Matt Hardy after Lita turned her back on Matt. Why did Lita do that? Jeff Hardy looked surprised as we all were when see did it. The fans are booing as Lita just turned on her boyfriend and Jeff Hardy picks up the huge win.

Winner: Jeff Hardy

OR:85 CR:77 MQ:93

The Undertaker is shown over the titan tron and it looks like he has something say and the fans are going crazy…

The Undertaker: Rhyno, tonight it begins with you and next week it will be two more and then the week after that two more. Then Steven Gerrard, after I destroy the rest of The Hybrid… I don’t care if I have to wait until No Way Out but your time will come and I will make sure that you take your Last Ride and that it will be your time to Rest In Piece!

The Undertaker throws pushes the camera away as he leaves with a pissed off look on his face and the fans are going crazy…

Rating: 87

The Right To Censor vs The Acolytes

The Acolytes music hits and the fans in the arena go wild. Bradshaw & Farooq appear at the top of the stage and the fans in the arena are going wild. The Acolytes get down to the ring and begin to pose but are interrupted by The Right To Censor’s annoying music. The fans in the arena begin to boo very loudly. Joshua Prohibition & Matthew Cross appear on the stage and they have Steven Richards at their side. All three men come down to the ring and Bradshaw immediately starts the match off as he nails Cross with a huge right hand. Bradshaw pushes Cross into the ropes and Cross bounces back and attempts a flying cross body but Bradshaw catches him and nails him with a fall away slam. The fans are going crazy. Bradshaw makes a tag out to Farooq. Farooq gets into the ring and starts to beat away on Cross. Farooq picks up Cross and nails him with a huge spinebuster. Farooq rolls into the cover. 1……………2………… Prohibition comes into the ring and stops the count. The fans boo as The Acolytes don’t get the win their. Farooq gets up and looks straight at Joshua who quickly leaves the ring. Cross goes to roll up Farooq. 1…………2……… Farooq kicks out and gets up quickly. Farooq knocks Cross off his feet with a huge clothesline. Steven Richards suddenly jumps up onto the apron and begins an argument with Farooq. Bradshaw leaves the ring and chases Richards to the top of the stage. Richards is standing at the top of the stage when suddenly the Glass Shatters. Richards almost craps himself as he turns around sees Steve Austin standing behind him. Austin jumps on Richards and begins to beat the crap out of him. The referee is too busy looking at the top of the ramp as Cross tags out to Prohibition. Prohibition slides into the ring and nails Farooq with a steel chair shot to the back of the head. Farooq is down but starts to get up. Prohibition kicks him in the gut and nails Farooq with a vicious piledriver. Prohibition makes the cover. The referee turns around and sees the count. 1………………2………………3! Bradshaw doesn’t make it back into the ring in time. Richards gets back to his feet on the stage and Austin nails him with a STONE COLD STUNNER! Richards is down as Austin leaves and the fans are going crazy. Prohibition & Cross begin to celebrate their win and the fans cheers turn to boos. Bradshaw goes back to the ring to check on his partner who is out cold. The Right To Censor quickly leave as Bradshaw doesn’t seem to be a happy man.

Winners: The Right To Censor

OR:91 CR:82 MQ:100

Tajiri’s music hits and the fans in the arena go crazy… Suddenly TAKA MICHINOKU & FUNAKI appear on the stage and they have the WWE Tag Team Championship belts around their waists. Kai En Tai get into the ring and the fans are booing them wildly. Both men begin to pose with the belts before Taka grabbed a microphone and the fans continue to boo as Taka speaks but the voice is obviously dubbed…

Taka Michinoku: Tajiri, Ultimo Dragon, Kai En Tai has returned and lucky for us Emad Yehia has made a match for WWE No Way Out 2004. Kai En Tai will get a shot at these WWE Tag Team Championships in a Japanese Warfare Match… No DQ, and the winners have to pin both members of the other team. You want to know why we returned last night, it’s because we are EVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! We showed that last night as we kicked Tajiri & Ultimo Dragon’s ass and showed them that we are the true masters of EVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL…

Taka looks over at Funaki and passes him the microphone and the fans in the arena boo…

Funaki: INNNNNNNNDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

Tajiri & Ultimo Dragon appear on the stage and Kai En Tai rip off the belts and leave them in the ring. Tajiri & Dragon come running down to the ring and Kai En Tai quickly leave with smirks on their faces. The fans are going crazy as Tajiri & Dragon pick up their belts and begin posing with them…

Rating: 77

The Undertaker vs Rhyno

The Undertaker’s music hits and the fans in the arena go crazy. Deadman Walking plays and Undertaker rides his bike down to the ring. Taker gets in the ring and poses and the fans go crazy. Taker has an intense look on his face. The lights in the arena go out and they turn back on and start flashing a greenly colour. Rhyno appears on the stage as The Hybrid’s music hits. Rhyno comes charging down to the ring and walks right into a big boot to the face from Taker. Taker gets down and starts to beat away on Rhyno and the fans in the arena are going crazy. Taker gets off Rhyno and waits for him to stand up. Taker backs Rhyno up into the corner. Taker begins to pound away at Rhyno in the corner and the fans in the arena are going crazy. Taker backs off and Rhyno stumbles out of the corner. Taker grabs him around the throat. Choke Slam. The Undertaker is destroying Rhyno and the fans love it. Taker is in one pissed off mood as he picks Rhyno. LAST RIDE! Undertaker drives Rhyno into the canvas with the Last Ride. Undertaker covers Rhyno. 1………………2…………………3! This one is emphatically over. The Undertaker completely dominated Rhyno and the fans are going crazy. Undertaker gets back to his feet and he grabs Rhyno and picks him up. Undertaker puts Rhyno over his shoulder. TOMBSTONE! The fans are going nuts. Taker has got revenge on Rhyno for turning his back on him at the Rumble… Steven Gerrard could be in for a beating if The Undertaker continues to rip through The Hybrid.

Winner: The Undertaker

OR:79 CR:77 MQ:82

Kurt Angle is shown backstage and he is standing backstage with one of Smackdown’s newest talents, The Hurricane and they seem to be just bout finished with their conversation…

Kurt Angle: It’s great… I can’t wait to catch you tomorrow night on Aggression and welcome to Smackdown! Man…

The Hurricane: Thank You Citizen Angle… Watch your back because what I have been hearing is that Booker T wants to get some revenge on you tonight…

Kurt Angle and The Hurricane shake hands before Kurt Angle walks away… Kurt Angle walks around a corner and bumps into Christian… Both men stare at each other whilst the fans boo. Christian walks away silently with a grin on his face as Angle continues to stare at him. Angle doesn’t even see Booker T comes from behind. Booker T grabs Angle and throws him right through a plate glass window. Angle is down on the other side of the window and there is blood everywhere. Angle is out cold after that attack from Booker T and the fans are booing wildly… Booker T walks away with a smile on his face…

Rating: 84

Chris Benoit & ??? vs Eddie Guerrero & ???

Latino Heat. Eddie Guerrero’s music erupted throughout the arena and the fans went crazy. Eddie Guerrero appears on the stage and he isn’t alone. Edge is going to be Eddie Guerrero’s partner. The fans in the arena erupt when they see both men walking down to the ring. Eddie & Edge get into the ring and pose and the fans go even crazier. Then Chris Benoit’s music hits and the fans let out their boos. Chris Benoit appears on the stage and the fans begin to boo loudly and some even chant asshole. Benoit has the WWE Championship belt around his waist and the fans are booing him. Then The Big Show walks out behind him with a grin on his face. The fans let out moans as The Big Show comes down to the ring. Show and Benoit get into the ring and Eddie & Edge attack them and the fans go nuts. Eddie & Show start brawling and they start the match off. Show nails Eddie with a huge forearm across his back. Meanwhile Benoit & Edge area brawling on the outside. Benoit whips Edge into the corner post and Edge is busted wide open. Benoit jumps up onto the apron and Show tags him in. Eddie stands up and Show nails him with a kick to the jaw. Eddie drops to the mat and Benoit puts the boots to him. The fans boo wildly as Benoit blows his nose on Eddie. Benoit picks up Eddie and whips him into his corner. Benoit tags out to Show. Show comes into the ring and grabs Eddie. Show slams Eddie in the middle of the ring. Show runs off the ropes and drops a huge slow elbow across the chest of Eddie Guerrero. Eddie can hardly breathe as Show gets to his feet and starts to laugh. Eddie climbs back to his feet and catches Show by surprise as he ducks underneath a clothesline attempt and runs off the ropes. Eddie bounces back and nails Show with a huge dropkick between the legs. Both Eddie and Show hit the mat hard. Both men are struggling and they both reach their corners and tag out. Edge flies in and so does Benoit. Benoit goes to punch Edge but Edge counters it and pushes Benoit into the corner and starts to beat on him. Benoit nails him with a knee to the gut. Benoit takes Edge down and puts him in the Crippler Crossface. The fans in the arena are booing. Suddenly Edge rolls over and is on top of Benoit and the referee makes the count. 1……………2……………3! Edge pins the new WWE Champion after countering the Crippler Crossface. The fans in the arena are going nuts. Eddie gets back to his feet and starts celebrating with Edge. Benoit & Show leave whilst the fans are booing them. Eddie & Edge are celebrating their huge win as the fans cheer them on.

Winners: Eddie Guerrero & Edge

OR:92 CR:91 MQ:93

As WWE Smackdown! goes off the air Edge & Eddie Guerrero are celebrating their win over Chris Benoit and The Big Show and the fans are going wild…

Overall Show Rating: 83%

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WWE RAW

26th January 2004

WWE RAW opens up and we see Emad Yehia on the titan tron… Emad Yehia tells the world that he is sorry for the cancellation of WWE Aggression but it was all Heath Cameron’s fault. He mentions that tonight there will be a 10 women battle royal and it will be a one fall match to decide the WWE Womans Champion and that neither himself nor Heath Cameron would be at the arena tonight so everyone had to get along nicely… Before he left he mentioned that there was a trade conducted over the weekend and Lita was sent to Smackdown! from RAW for Nidia in return… Also if Lance Storm didn’t win the WWE Intercontinental Championship from Batista tonight, then he would be heading to Smackdown! effective immediately… Emad Yehia disappeared off of the titan tron and we saw some quick footage from last week where the RAW main event for WrestleMania XX was announced… Triple H’s return was announced and Spike Dudley & Rico got a huge victory over the Outsiders… Pyrotechnics exploded from the stage and WWE RAW hit the air and fans all over the world were going wild…

“Test, Test, This Is A Test”

Test’s music goes off throughout the arena and the fans are booing heavily. Test appears on the stage and he is in shorts and a t-shirt. Test has a smile on his face as he appears on the ramp and walks down to the ring. Test grabs a microphone as he is posing in the ring.

Test: Well I cant say that Bret Hart didn’t deserve what I did to him last week because well…… he did! Bret Hart cost me the only thing that meant something to me in the WWE. Bret Hart screwed me out of the WWE World Heavyweight Championship at the Royal Rumble. Now Bret Hart, I’m going to make it my business to make sure that you never screw anyone else for the rest of your life. If you thought last week was tough Bret, than think ten times harder than that.

“Excellence Of Execution”

Bret Hart’s music hits and interrupts Test as the fans in the arena go wild… Hart appears on the stage and he has a microphone in his hand. Bret Hart has a huge smirk on his face as Test looks pissed at Hart for interrupting him…

Bret Hart: Test, you think that what you did last week was tough? HAHA, that was far from tough, which was more cowardly than anything, you were forced to attack me from behind with a cheap shot. Test you wont be able to hurt me, I don’t feel the pain anymore, I am willing to step out of retirement if it means that I get a shot at you… You want to know why I did what I did at the Rumble, Test? It’s simple you were a disgrace! You put down what it means to be a Canadian in the wrestling world, you never gave it your all as the champion, there for you didn’t deserve to be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion!

Test: It’s not up to you to decide who should be and who shouldn’t be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion! Bret, anytime, anywhere I will face you…

Bret Hart: Well Test, how about tonight?

Test: I thought you might say that and NO! Not tonight… I’m not ready to compete here tonight, so sorry Bret, maybe another time…

Bret Hart: Doesn’t really matter to me Test, because I will get my time and I will knock some sense into that huge retarded head of yours…

Bret Hart throws his microphone down on the stage and the fans in the arena are going crazy as Test has a pissed off look on his face as he leaves the ring…

Rating: 82

Chris Jericho was shown over the titan tron and the fans were going crazy… Jericho was walking around in the backstage area and this got the fans going… Suddenly Shawn Michaels pounced on him from behind and started to lay into him with vicious left and rights. Shawn Michaels stood up and waited as Jericho climbed back to his feet. Jericho stood up and Shawn Michaels nailed him with some SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Chris Jericho was out as Michaels grabbed Jericho and started to ram his knee into the concrete floor. The fans in the arena were booing wildly as Jericho was out cold and could not feel what HBK was doing to his knee. Shawn Michaels stopped the beating and walked away with a smile on his face as the fans booed him…

Rating: 90

WWE Women’s Championship One Fall Battle Royal

Trish Stratus vs Molly Holly vs Victoria vs Jazz vs Ivory vs Jackie Gayda vs Stacy Keibler vs Simply Luscious vs Nidia vs Gail Kim

Each of the women made their way out and down to the ring and the fans went crazy for all of them as they are all beautiful. The only females that the fans booed were Jazz & Molly Holly for some reason. The match starts and they all begin to brawl with each other. Stacy & Jackie start brawling with each other and roll to the outside of the ring. Victoria & Nidia branch off into a corner where Nidia is nailing Victoria with shots to the head and gut region. Molly & Trish are throwing each other around the ring like rag dolls and the fans are going crazy. Jackie grabbed Stacy’s shirt and ripped it clean off of her revealing a nice white bra. The fans in the arena were going crazy. Stacy nailed Jackie with a boot to the gut that knocked her over. Stacy reached down and ripped off Jackie’s pants and the fans cheered louder. Stacy & Jackie both left and went backstage as they continued to brawl. Simply Luscious showed her vast variety of skills in this contest as she worked over Ivory and sent her flying out of the ring with a Hurricanrana over the top rope. Ivory crashed into the barricade and looked to be hurt badly. Gail Kim was winning the fans over as she was surprising Jazz with move after move and Jazz had nothing. Jazz flying grabbed Kim and spiked her into the mat with a huge powerslam and the fans booed loudly. Nidia put Victoria on the top rope and gave her a vicious Superplex and the fans booed loudly as well. Victoria climbed to her and turned around to be met with a clothesline from Jazz. Victoria fell backwards and Nidia covered her. 1…………2……… Jazz grabbed Nidia by the hair and pulled her to her feet. Jazz picked up Nidia over her head and threw her over the top rope. Jazz was walking back and Victoria rolled her up. None of the other woman saw the count being made. 1……………2………………3! Victoria quickly rolls out of the ring as does the referee. Ivory is still down hurt on the outside. The referee gives Victoria the WWE Women’s Championship Belt and she poses with it for the fans. The fans in the arena are going crazy as Victoria is the new WWE Women’s Champion. All the other women in the ring are pissed off as they watch Victoria leave with the WWE Women’s Championship Belt around her waist.

Winner & NEW WWE Womans Champion: Victoria

OR:69 CR:76 MQ:53

WORD LIFE! John Cena’s music hits and the fans go wild… John Cena comes out onto the stage and he has his microphone in his hand and he begins to rap whilst the fans are going wild…

yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo YO!!

Let me bust a quick freestyle first..

This kid Randy Orton swears he's the Legend Killer

Well boy, they call me John Cena, the Condom Filler

I'll bust a nut, but nah dawg, I'm not hypothetically speakin'

Look at you listenin' backstage, you already leakin'

You ain't nothin' but hype, your body I'll shatter

And from what I heard, Rikishi & Big Show ain't the only ones with a weak blatter

You sittin' backstage, runnin' to go clean ya self while I throw the 'W's up

Listenin' closely little Randal, you and me, 1-on-1, at WrestleMania!

I'll double XX you out, and show you who's the real deal

I'll eat you for lunch like big Brock just ate three meals

Me and Rock against you and Brock? Guess you two wanna make the director's cut

And if you don't like what I'm sayin'... well... YOU CAN CHOKE ON DEEZ NUTS!

John Cena throws down the microphone and the fans are going wild. John Cena walks into the backstage area and the main event has being announced, Cena & Rock versus Orton & Brock…

Rating: 100

WWE World Tag Team Championship

The Dudley Boyz © vs Buff Bagwell & Scott Steiner

The siren sounds and Scott Steiner’s music hits and the fans in the arena erupt with cheers. Scott Steiner & Buff Bagwell appear on the stage and Stacy Kiebler is with them and she now has a new shirt on. Steiner & Buff get into the ring and wait as The Dudley Boyz music hits. Bubba Ray & D-Von appear on the stage and the fans go wild for them and cheer even louder when they see they have the WWE World Tag Team Championship Belts over their shoulders. Dudley Boyz get into the ring and the match starts. Bubba & Buff start to brawl and D-Von and Steiner start the match off in the ring. Bubba whips Buff into the corner post and the fans go nuts. Suddenly Kevin Nash & Scott Hall, The Outsiders come running down to the ring. Nash & Hall grabbed Bubba Ray and whip him into the steel steps. The fans in the arena started to boo as Nash & Hall slam Bubba into the concrete floor after he bounces off the steel steps. The referee looks on the outside and sees this. The referee instantly calls for the bell. The Outsiders slide into the ring and the fans are booing. Steiner rolled out of the ring as D-Von turned around. Nash nailed D-Von with a knee to the gut. Nash passes D-Von over to Hall. Hall sets him up. OUTSIDERS EDGE! Hall nails D-Von with the Outsider’s Edge. Nash rolls out of the ring and grabs a table from underneath the ring. Nash slides the table into the ring and Hall sets it up. Nash grabs D-Von and sets him up. JACKNIFE POWERBOMB! Nash nails D-Von with the Jacknife Powerbomb through the table. Steiner & Buff leave and they don’t look real happy but the Dudleyz retain because of the obvious interference from The Outsiders. Nash & Hall leave as the referee checks on The Dudley Boyz. The referee calls call the EMTs down to help the Dudleyz into the backstage area.

Winners via DQ & Still WWE World Tag Team Champions: The Dudley Boyz

OR:90 CR:85 MQ:95

The n.W.o Wolfpac are shown hopping into a limousine backstage and the fans are booing them… Brett Walters tells them he has some business to take care of first and will meet them back at the hotel later… Brett Walters walks back into the arena as the limo drives away with the rest of the Wolfpac inside of it…

Rating: 91

WWE Intercontinental Championship

Batista © vs Lance Storm

Lance Storm came out with a huge grin on his face as the fans cheered him on. If Lance Storm didn’t win the WWE Intercontinental Championship here than he would be on Smackdown! as of next week. Batista’s music hits and the fans in the arena began to boo wildly as Batista appeared on the stage with the WWE Intercontinental Championship Belt around his waist. Batista gets into the ring and walks right into a kick to the knee from Storm. Storm grabs Batista’s leg and pulls it out from underneath him. Storm starts to kick the hell out of Batista’s leg. The fans in the arena are going crazy as Storm gets control over Batista. Storm starts wrenching Batista’s knee until Batista nails him with a right hand between the eyes. Batista gets up clutching at his leg and Storm charges at him. Batista catches Storm… Spine Buster. Batista nails Storm with a spinebuster and the fans are booing. Batista climbs back to his feet as Storm gets up. Batista grabs Storm and kicks him in the gut. SITOUT POWERBOMB! Batista nails Storm with the Sit-Out Powerbomb and the fans are booing as the referee makes the count. 1…………2…………3! Batista retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship. Batista gets up and the referee hands him the belt. The fans are booing. The lights in the arena go off. TIME TO PLAY THE GAME! Triple H’s music hits and the fans go crazy. The lights in the arena come back on and the fans see Triple H in the ring and he is standing behind Batista. Batista turns around and Triple H tackles him to the mat and begins to beat away on him. Triple H gets up and Batista starts to get back to his feet. Triple H nails Batista in the gut and sets him up. PEDIGREE! Triple H goes for the Pedigree but Batista rolls out from underneath Triple H. Batista rolls out of the ring and grabs his championship belt. Batista walks away with a pissed off look on his face. Triple H is in the ring staring down Batista and both men have intense looks on their faces. Batista leaves and the fans are going crazy. TRIPLE H RETURNS TO RAW! Triple H has a smirk on his face as Batista disappears and the fans are still cheering him on.

Winner & Still WWE Intercontinental Champion: Batista

OR:91 CR:93 MQ:87

Rico is backstage and he is standing alone in his locker room and the fans go crazy when he sees him… Spike Dudley walks into the locker room and the fans go nuts… Spike is watching Rico very closely as he walks into the room…

Spike Dudley: Let’s get one thing clear right now… I am not gay… Ok?

Rico: I’m sorry Spike! I never meant to let this get out of control but there is something I need to tell you…

Spike Dudley: Rico, don’t say another word… It’s ok I know how you feel obviously and I don’t want to hear you say it… I want to be your tag team partner and nothing beyond that… I think from now on we settle this like men with hand shakes… Come on Rico, we defeated one of the best tag teams in the history of professional wrestling last week and we will get our shot at the WWE World Tag Team Championships soon…

Spike extends his hand to Rico and the fans in the arena are going crazy… Rico grabs Spike’s hand and they shake hands. The fans in the arena are going crazy…

Rating: 81

Kane vs Maven

Tough Enough hits and Maven appears on the stage. The fans haven’t heard this music for a while. Maven gets booed as he comes down to the ring. Maven gets into the ring and starts posing but gets no hospitality from the fans as they continue to boo him. Fire explodes out of the stage and Kane appears on the stage. Kane walks calmly down to the ring and the fans are cheering him on. Kane gets into the ring and Maven runs at him. Kane nails him in the face with a boot. Maven hits the mat hard. Kane grabs Maven around the head and picks him up. Kane whips Maven into the corner and squashes him in the corner with a clothesline. Maven drops into the corner and the referee is asking Kane to back away. Maven surprises Kane with a low blow. Maven gets up to his feet quickly and nails Kane with a dropkick. Kane hits the mat and Maven climbs to the top rope. Maven comes off the top rope and nails Kane with a huge splash. Maven lays on top of Kane as the referee counts. 1…………2………… Kane throws Maven off of him and the referee stops the count. Kane gets up and Maven goes for a right hand to the side of Kane’s face but Kane blocks it and grabs Maven around the throat. Maven begins to squeal and Kane lifts him high into the air. CHOKESLAM! The fans in the arena are going crazy. Kane is wandering around in the ring and he signals to the fans for the end. Maven starts to climb back to his feet and the referee begins to ask him questions. Brett Walters comes screaming down to the ring and he has a steel chair in hand. Kane turns around just in time as Walters snaps the chair down on Kane’s head. Walters leaves the ring as Kane hits the mat with a loud thud. Walters hides under the ring whilst Maven groggily goes to the top rope. Top Rope Elbow Drop from Maven to Kane. Maven covers Kane. 1………………2…………………3! Maven picks up a huge win over Kane. Maven gets up celebrating whilst Walters leaves with a huge smile on his face and the fans are booing loudly.

Winner: Maven

OR:84 CR:85 MQ:85

Triple H is backstage and Jonathan Coachman quickly grabs him…

Coach: Triple H, how does it feel to be back in the WWE and why did you attack Batista?

Triple H: Jesus Christ Coach, you really are stupid… You heard these fans chanting my name before, it feels great to be back home. A to point out more of your stupidity, remember it was Batista that put me on the shelf after attacking me in November… Batista thinks he is playing in the big leagues but I am going to send him back where he belongs in the minor leagues. Batista, I told you your game was just beginning, well boy, soon your game will be FINISHED!

Triple H gets that last word out when suddenly Batista attacks Triple H from behind. Triple H gets some shots in as well and they are both brawling on the ground. Officials and referees run over to try and break it up but neither can control either man… Batista nails Triple H with a low blow and then picks him up over his head and press slams him through a pile of wood. Triple H is hurt as Batista walks away laughing at the mess he has just made. The fans in the arena are booing these actions by Batista…

Rating: 93

The Rock & John Cena vs Brock Lesnar & Randy Orton

Do You Smell What The Rock Is Cookin’! The Rock’s music hits and the fans in the arena go wild. The Rock comes out and struts down to the ring and the fans go crazy. WORD LIFE! Cena’s music hits and the fans cheer even louder. John Cena appears on the stage. John Cena starts doing his you cant see me thing as he steps into the ring. The fans cheers turn to boos quickly as Here Comes The Pain hits. Brock Lesnar appears on the stage whilst Randy Orton comes out at the side of Brock Lesnar. Orton & Brock slide into the match and Cena & Rock attack straight away. Cena & Orton take their fight to the outside whilst Rock & Brock begin to brawl in the ring. Brock is being nailed with right after right in the corner. Rock is being relentless as he beats on Brock. Brock grabs Rock and throws him out of the corner with a vicious slam. Orton nails Cena with an elbow to the gut. Cena doubles over and Orton grabs him and whips him into the steel steps. Orton slides back into the ring and Brock tags out to him. Orton gets into the ring and puts the boots to Rock. Rock gets back to his feet and Orton blasts him with a right hand. Orton pushes Rock into the ropes and Rock bounces back and nails Orton with a huge flying clothesline. Cena slowly climbs up onto the apron. Both Rock & Orton slowly tag out to their corner. Cena comes in and grabs Brock and pulls him into the ring. Cena waits until Brock climbs back to his feet and knocks him down with a clothesline. The fans in the arena are going wild. Cena waits as Brock climbs up, Orton distracts the referee and Brock nails Cena with a low blow. Brock springs back to his feet and grabs Cena. F5! Brock nails Cena with an F5 and the fans boo like mad. Brock quickly tags out to Orton. Rock runs into the ring and nails Brock with a clothesline and both Rock & Brock fly over the top rope. Orton sneaks into the ring and covers the fallen Cena. Orton puts his feet on the second rope and the referee never saw it. 1……………2……………3 Randy Orton steals the win over John Cena. Orton quickly leaves as the fans boo him and Cena starts to get back to his feet. Rock slides back into the ring and the fans are booing as Orton & Brock leave with the tainted win.

Winners: Brock Lesnar & Randy Orton

OR:97 CR:94 MQ:100

As WWE RAW is going off the air, Brock Lesnar & Randy Orton are leaving with the fans booing them as they pick up the cheating victory over John Cena & The Rock…

Overall Show Rating: 88%

[Guest FillerUgliest04]

Dude Man, I love this diary. This is my first time reading. I don't know why there's been no feedback, but this is a cool diry. Somebody who pushes David Flair and Test deserves some respect. I tried with David, and it's hard.

Your great at Promos (John Cena's Rapping). I want to see where this Test/Hart situation is going. Your a really good Match Writer, and who does your Graphics?

Royal Rumble was a great PPV one of my favorites, and it's nice to see Bagwell being used.

Keep it up!

[phatman]

WWE Smackdown!

29th January 2004

WWE Smackdown! Opens up with video footage from last weeks WWE Smackdown! Where it was announced that at No Way Out 2004, Heath Cameron and Emad Yehia would meet for the very first time and the very last time in a loser leaves town, winner takes all match… We then see footage which shows how Eddie Guerrero & The Big Show have being at each other’s throats lately… Pyrotechnics explode and WWE Smackdown! Hits the air and the fans were going wild…

“Can You Dig It…………SUCKA”

Booker T’s music hits throughout the arena and the fans let out loud boos. Booker T appears on the stage and he is in street clothes. Booker T comes down to the ring and he has a smirk on his face as the fans boo him. Booker T gets into the ring as pyro’s explode on the stage. Booker T gets into the ring and grabs a microphone…

Booker T: Yo fools, ya better all be listening because the Booker Man has something important to say, and it’s directed at two men… Kurt Angle & Chris Benoit… First things first, Kurt Angle I don’t need to waste my time with you anymore… Listen up homie, next week on Smackdown! Emad Yehia has kindly granted me a one on one match with you next week and it will be a Last Man Standing Match! Angle, I am going to take you to da whipping shed and I will be da Last Man Standing… Benoit I hope your listening because after I defeat Angle next week, I want a shot at that precious championship belt that is around your waist…

“Save Yourself”

Save Yourself by Sense Field hits over the titan tron and the fans in the arena go crazy… Heath Cameron walks down to the ring and he has a huge smirk on his face… Heath Cameron gets into the ring and the fans are cheering him on… Cameron grabs a microphone…

Heath Cameron: Who the hell do you think you are, Booker? You can’t just tell somebody that you will be next in line for a shot at the WWE Championship…… HOWEVER, I do think that Chris Benoit versus Booker T could be a huge event and I would like to see it sometime…

Booker T: That’s right man…

Heath Cameron: Whoa Booker, keyword there was “SOMETIME”… and that sometime isn’t going to be anytime soon because at No Way Out 2004, you will be in the main event and so will Kurt Angle, Edge & Chris Benoit… because at No Way Out 2004, Chris Benoit will defend the WWE Championship in a Fatal Fourway Elimination match…

Suddenly Heath Cameron is interrupted as Shannon Moore’s music goes off throughout the arena. The fans begin to boo again, as Moore appears on the stage and Chyna is by his side… Shannon Moore has a microphone in his hand as he is on the stage…

Shannon Moore: I’m sick and tired of this… Once again the little men in the WWE have being over looked… I was the WWE Champion… Even if it was only for an hour… It would have being a lot longer if you, Heath Cameron, didn’t screw me out of the belt and order me to defend it in the same night that I won it… All that I am asking for is a chance… How hard is it to give me a chance here?

Heath Cameron: You know what, your right Shannon… Tonight’s main event will be Shannon Moore & Booker T versus Rey Mysterio & Kurt Angle, there Moore, you get your chance to shine… Oh and if your team gets the win tonight, then next week I will give you a shot at the WWE Championship…

Shannon Moore nods in appreciation as Booker T looks pissed off that he has to wrestle tonight… Booker T leaves Heath Cameron in the ring as the fans cheer him on…

Rating: 94

Charlie Haas appears on the titan tron and it looks like he has something to say to the world…

Charlie Haas: Shelton, last week after you cheap shotted me from behind… you told me you wanted me at No Way Out… well be careful what you wish for… Shelton, see this bandage around my head, that’s from you slamming my head into the cement… I accept that match at No Way Out and I will make sure you realise just how much of a mistake you made in turning your back on me… Shelton, you better bring you’re A-game at No Way Out because I will bring everything that I have and I will make sure, you don’t leave No Way Out without visiting the Haas Of Pain…

Charlie Haas walks away with the fans cheering him on as another match for No Way Out was just made…

Rating: 83

WWE Tag Team Championship

Ultimo Dragon & Tajiri © vs Billy & Chuck

Billy & Chuck come out on the stage and the fans in the arena boo wildly as they make their way down to the ring. Billy & Chuck get into the ring and start strutting their physiques around the ring. Tajiri & Dragon’s music explodes from the titan tron and the fans in the arena go crazy. Tajiri & Ultimo Dragon appear on the stage and they have the WWE Tag Team Championship belts around their waists. Dragon & Tajiri get into the ring and start posing with the belts. Billy & Chuck attack them from behind and kick the match off. Chuck and Dragon start the match off as the legal men. Chuck nails Dragon with a high hanging vertical suplex. Dragon comes crashing to the mat and Chuck starts to stomp away at Dragon. Chuck tags out to Billy and the fans boo loudly. Dragon starts to get back to his feet and suddenly Billy grabs him from behind and puts him in a sleeper hold. Billy is wrenching the neck of Dragon forward. Dragon counters it and nails Billy in the gut with the heel of his boot. The fans in the arena are going crazy. Dragon turns around and goes to kick Billy but Billy catches his foot. Dragon spins and nails Billy with an Enzuguri. The fans are going crazy. Both men are down and Dragon crawls over and tags out to Tajiri. Tajiri gets into the ring and Chuck sprints in. Chuck nails Tajiri in the gut with a huge boot. Chuck whips Tajiri into the ropes. Tajiri bounces back and nails Chuck with a handspring back elbow. Chuck flies out of the ring as Billy starts to get back to his feet and Tajiri nails him in the side of the head with a Kick Of Death. The fans are going crazy as Tajiri covers Billy. 1…………2…………3! Tajiri & Ultimo Dragon retain the WWE Tag Team Championship. Tajiri & Dragon leave the ring with the belts and they get to the top of the stage and pose again. Kai En Tai appear and attack them from behind. Taka nails Dragon with a Michinoku Driver whilst Funaki plants Tajiri into the stage with a huge DDT. Kai En Tai leave and the fans are booing them wildly.

Winners & Still WWE Tag Team Champions: Ultimo Dragon & Tajiri

OR:92 CR:85 MQ:100

Christian is walking around in the backstage locker room when he bumps into Torrie Wilson…

Christian: Hey Torrie, I see you looking at me and I know I’m damn fine but sweetheart all you gotta do is ask… Just say it… “Christian, come over here and slap some sugar on me”… You know you want to…

Torrie Wilson: You got to be kidding me right? You are a great looking guy don’t get me wrong, but you’re a rude and disrespectful man…

Christian: We’ll see, I know you’ll be back… Just watch my match against Matt Hardy tonight and you wont want to miss out on seeing me after Smackdown! Tonight, if you get what I’m saying…

Christian walks away with a big cheesy grin on his face as the fans boo him. As Christian walks away Torrie Wilson is shown checking out Christian and the fans don’t know what is going on…

Rating: 94

WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Steven Gerrard © vs Spanky

This match was supposed to take place on WWE Aggression but with it being cancelled this match will now take place on Smackdown! Spanky comes out onto the stage and the fans go crazy. Spanky comes running down and into the ring and the fans go crazy. Spanky stands in the ring and the lights go out. A greenly light begins flashing and Steven Gerrard appears on the stage and he has the WWE Cruiserweight Championship belt around his waist. Gerrard gets into the ring and Spanky tries to dropkick him but Gerrard moves out of the way and Spanky crashes to the mat. Gerrard grabs Spanky and lifts him into the air and nails him with a press slam. Gerrard is emotionless as he crouches down and begins to beat away on Spanky. Spanky is busted wide open and is bleeding from the forward. The referee tries to get Gerrard off of Spanky but Gerrard nails the referee with a huge right hand which knocks him off his feet. Suddenly the rest of The Hybrid come running down to the ring. Spanky slowly crawls back to his feet only to be nailed with a Gore from Rhyno… DEADMAN WALKING! The Undertaker’s music hits and the fans go crazy. The Undertaker runs down to the ring with a chain in his hand and he nails Rhyno with it. The rest of The Hybrid quickly exit the ring. Gerrard turns around and walks right into a shot with the chain from Taker. The referee gets up as Spanky rolls up Gerrard. The referee makes a slow count. 1………………2…………………3! Spanky is the new WWE Cruiserweight Champion. Spanky gets awarded the belt and starts celebrating with it whilst The Undertaker is staring down The Hybrid as they grab Gerrard and leave with him. Spanky and The Undertaker are in the ring celebrating as Spanky is the brand new WWE Cruiserweight Champion and the fans love it.

Winner & NEW WWE Cruiserweight Champion: Spanky

OR:91 CR:82 MQ:100

A camera cuts backstage and there is something happening… Big Show is shown standing in his locker room and he is laughing… The camera pans over and we see officials and referees holding Eddie Guerrero back…

The Big Show: Oh what’s the matter Eddie? Scared you could lose your WrestleMania title shot? Well that’s why you’re here isn’t it? Because you just found out that Emad Yehia booked a match for No Way Out between me and you and the winner of that match would be going to WrestleMania XX in the main event to face the WWE Champion… Man if I were you, I would be pissed off at the moment…

Big Show starts laughing as Eddie Guerrero tries to break through the officials and referees. The officials and referees drag Eddie Guerrero away from the scene as The Big Show closes his locker room door and is laughing loudly…

Rating: 90

The Undertaker vs Mortis & Vampiro

The lights in the arena go out and a greenly flash begins to happen on the stage suddenly Mortis & Vampiro appear and they are representing The Hybrid. The fans are booing them both as they come down to the ring. Mortis & Vampiro get into the ring and they wait as The Undertaker’s music blasts throughout the arena. The fans get up and cheer loudly. They are giving the Undertaker a standing ovation as he rides down to the ring on his bike. Taker gets off his bike and gets into the ring. The fans are going crazy as Taker hops into the ring. Vampiro charges at Taker and Taker sends him flying over the top rope by ducking out of his way. The fans go crazy. Mortis goes to nail Taker with a kick but Taker catches the leg and pulls him in. Taker near takes Mortis’ head off with a wicked clothesline. Vampiro slides back into the ring and comes off the top rope and nails Taker in the back with a dropkick. Taker stumbles forward and bounces off the ropes. Vampiro runs and clotheslines him but Taker continues to stay on his feet. Mortis gets back up and both Mortis & Vampiro grab Taker. Double vertical suplex on Taker and the fans are booing. Vampiro covers Taker and the fans are booing as the referee makes the count. 1……………2………… Taker gets his shoulder up. Vampiro & Mortis get up and pick up Taker. Vampiro and Mortis look like they are setting up Taker for a double chokeslam but Taker nails Mortis in the head with an elbow. Mortis flies away as Taker has Vampiro around the neck. Chokeslam! Taker nails Vampiro with a Chokeslam. Mortis stumbles back towards Taker and Taker hoists him onto his shoulders. TOMBSTONE! Taker drives Mortis into the mat with a Tombstone. Taker covers Mortis and the referee makes the count. 1……………2………………3! Undertaker wins a huge handicap match. Suddenly the rest of The Hybrid hit the ring. Seven runs in and grabs Taker and nails him with a huge spinebuster. Taker is out cold in the centre of the ring. Crowbar grabs Taker and hits the MIND BENDER! Taker is out cold as Steven Gerrard enters the ring with an emotionless look on his face. Gerrard stands above Taker and the lights in the arena go out. Gerrard’s eyes are flashing red and he places a hand over Taker’s head. There is a blinding light throughout the arena and Gerrard flies backwards and is outside of the ring. The Hybrid slide outside to check on him. Taker sits up in the ring but then gets put straight back down as Rhyno nails him with the Gore. The Hybrid leave as the fans are wondering what the hell just happened. The Undertaker is out in the ring and the fans are booing The Hybrid.

Winner: The Undertaker

OR:82 CR:82 MQ:83

Heath Cameron appears on the titan tron and the fans in the arena go crazy… It looks as though Heath Cameron is standing in a corridor as he looks to make an announcement…

Heath Cameron: As I promised all you wonderful people… Every week I will tell you the next two participants in the WWE United States Heavyweight Championship Battle Dome match at WrestleMania XX and I will tell you one stipulation of the huge match… Well the next two people entered into the WWE United States Heavyweight Championship will be none other than Shelton Benjamin & Charlie Haas… Now onto the stip…

Heath Cameron is interrupted mid sentence by Emad Yehia… Emad attacks Cameron from behind and nails him with a low blow. Emad drives Cameron into the cement floor with a lifting DDT… Yehia drags Cameron into the room behind him and it seems to be room full of toilet cubicles. Yehia drags Cameron over to one of the toilets and slams his head into the side of it… Blood starts pouring from the nose and mouth of Cameron… Yehia grabs Cameron and shoves his head into the toilet and starts to flush it… Emad holds Heath’s head in the toilet and finally lets it go…

Emad Yehia: Look who the smelly bastard is now…

Emad Yehia leaves with a smirk on his face as Heath Cameron pulls his head out of the toile and blood is flowing heavily… The fans in the arena are booing wildly as they watch Heath Cameron pass out…

Rating: 80

Christian vs Matt Hardy

Christian comes out onto the stage and the fans begin to boo wildly. Christian comes down to the ring and waits as Live For The Moment hits. Matt Hardy appears on the stage and the fans go crazy. Matt Hardy comes running down to the ring and the fans go crazy. Matt Hardy gets into the ring and takes down Christian and nails him with some right hands. Matt lets Christian get back to his feet. Christian stands up and Matt nails him with a sideswipe. The fans in the arena are going crazy. Matt hooks the leg and the referee makes the count. 1…………2……… Christian gets the shoulder up. Matt climbs to the second rope and jumps off nailing Christian with a leg drop. Matt Hardy climbs back to his feet and he begins to pose. LITA appears on the stage and the fans begin to boo wildly. Matt Hardy gets distracted and Christian grabs him from behind and drives him into the mat with a reverse DDT. Christian climbs back to his feet and the fans are booing wildly. Christian looks up at Lita on the top of the stage and he has a confused look on his face. Christian turns around and picks up Matt Hardy. Christian whips Matt into the ropes and Matt bounces back and nails Christian with a flying forearm. Matt begins to stalk Christian. Lita runs down to ringside and this distracts Matt Hardy again. Christian walks up behind Matt Hardy and grabs him from behind. UNPRETTIER! Christian drives Matt Hardy into the mat with an Un-Prettier. Christian covers Matt Hardy and the referee makes the count. 1…………2…………3! Christian picks up the huge win and the fans in the arena are booing him as he leaves with a huge smile on his face. Christian meets Lita on the outside. Christian & Lita hug before Lita goes to get into the ring. Christian slaps Lita on the ass as she walks away and Lita turns around and smiles at him. Lita rolls into the ring and climbs to the top rope. Christian walks into the backstage area with the fans booing him. Lita comes off the top rope and nails Matt Hardy with a Moon-Sault! Lita bends down and plants a huge kiss on Matt Hardy before walking away smiling and the fans booing her. Matt Hardy is on the mat clutching at his mid-section whilst Lita walks away with a satisfied look on her face.

Winner: Christian

OR:93 CR:87 MQ:100

The Acolytes are shown on the titan tron and they are sitting at a table in the backstage area and they are drinking beer, playing cards and having a good time… Suddenly out of nowhere Joshua Prohibition & Matthew Cross of the Right To Censor attack them from behind with steel chairs. Cross and Prohibition continue to drive the chairs into the prone bodies of Bradshaw & Farooq… Both members of the RTC leave quickly as they see Steve Austin running over… They are both smiling as they bail. Austin runs over and tends to the APA as they are really hurt and the fans are booing the actions of the RTC…

Rating: 95

Booker T & Shannon Moore vs Kurt Angle & Rey Mysterio

Medal hits throughout the arena and the fans go crazy. Kurt Angle appears on the stage and Rey Mysterio comes out by his side and this gets more cheers from the fans. Can You Dig It Sucka interrupts them as they get into the ring and the fans boo loudly. Booker T, Shannon Moore & Chyna make their way down to the ring and the fans are booing both competitors and Moore’s manager. The match starts off with Booker and Angle in the ring locking up. Booker quicklly takes a headlock on Angle. Booker then takes Angle over and Angle starts pushing Booker off. Angle eventually gets up and goes to whip Booker to the ropes as a reversal. Angle whips him and Booker tries to hold onto hair to not go. But he ends up running anyways and looks at Angle's bald head and yells "CRAP!" Booker tries to hit Angle with a shoulder tackle but Angle steps to the side. Booker turns around and Angle trips him. angle starts to kick Booker. Angle picks Booker up and whips him into the corner. Booker hits and runs out. Angle drops down and Booker runs into the other turnbuckle. angle then gets up and Booker runs at him thinking he can get him quick. But Angle quicklly hits an arm drag. Angle holds the arm and pulls Booker up and brings him to Angle and Mysterio's corner. Angle tags Mysterio and Mysterio goes to the top rope. Mysterio then jumps off the top rope and hits Booker in the arm with his knee. Booker holds his arm in pain and Mysterio starts to kick at his head. Mysterio runs to the rope's quicklly and Booker manages to get up and clothesline's the living hell out of Mysterio and Mysterio damn near lands on his head. Booker makes a tag to Shannon and the high spots begin. We see both Mysterio and Shannon pull some amazing flying moves as it starts with Shannon kicking Mysterio in the head. Shannon goes to the top rope and goes for a leg drop but Mysterio moves. Shannon lands ASS-FIRST on the ground in pain. Mysterio goes to the top rope and Shannon gets up. Mysterio does a moonsault and ends up kicking Shannon in the head. Mysterio then goes to the top again and does a front flip this time missing and landing on his back. Shannon does a standing moonsault then goes to the apron. Shannon springboards and does a leg drop but again misses. We see a bit more of this until eventually Rey drop-toe holds Shannon onto the middle rope. Rey runs at the ropes and does a 6-1-9! Shannon goes flying back onto his head and ends up rolling out onto his feet. Rey then jumps to the top rope for a springboard into the West-Coast Pop. But as Rey flys Booker gets in the ring. Booker jumps in front of Shannon and catches Rey in a BOOKEND! Shannon then picks Rey up and kicks him in the gut. Shannon runs to the rope's then flips Rey and then hits a neck breaker ultimately hitting the Moore-Gasm! Shannon makes the pin. 1...2.... Angle gets in and saves Rey and then Booker jumps in. The ref content with Angle doesn't notice. Angle gets out and Booker tells the ref him and Shannon tagged and the ref believes him. Booker sets Rey up for a Scissor Kick. Booker goes for it but Rey quicklly spins out of the way and jumps towards his corner and manages to make a tag to Angle. Booker lands on his feet and Angle hits a rather nice dropkick on Booker. Booker stumble's back and Angle runs at him and hits a clothesline. Booker falls hard and Shannon makes a tag. Shannon goes to the top and jumps for a move on Angle. Angle drops down in front of the corner though and Shannon lands over him on his feet. Angle quicklly gets up and hits Shannon with a sick Olympic Slam as the crowd goes crazy. Booker T comes through and nails Angle with a clothesline which sends both Angle and Booker flying over the top rope and to the floor. As Angle flew out Mysterio tagged in and the fans go crazy. Moore is slowly getting back to his feet as he climbs up the ropes. Mysterio runs through and nails Moore with another 6-1-9! Mysterio hits the mat hard. Chyna runs around the ring and grabs Mysterio’s ankle but Mysterio nails her with a foot to the face. Chyna falls off Mysterio and Mysterio jumps into the ring and nails Moore with the West Coast Pop and covers him. 1………………2…………………3! Booker T can’t break up the count in time. Angle and Mysterio are victorious and the fans are going crazy. Both men are walking up the stage as Chyna rolls into the ring and checks on Moore whilst Booker T is fuming.

Winners: Kurt Angle & Rey Mysterio

OR:91 CR:91 MQ:92

Kurt Angle & Rey Mysterio are walking up the rampway and the fans are cheering them on as they just beat Booker T & Shannon Moore. Because Rey Mysterio pinned Shannon Moore, Moore will not recieve a shot at the WWE Championship next week on Smackdown! and the fans are loving it as Smackdown! goes off the air...

Overall Show Rating: 87%

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WWE RAW

2nd February 2004

WWE RAW opens with video footage from last weeks RAW where we saw Triple H return to attack Batista only for Batista to get the better of him later in the night, we saw Victoria become the new WWE Women’s Champion, Maven pull out a huge victory over Kane & Randy Orton stole a victory over John Cena in the tag team main event also featuring The Rock & Brock Lesnar… Pyrotechnics explode from the stage and WWE RAW hits the air and the fans in the arena are going wild…

“Howl”

The n.W.o Wolfpac theme starts throughout the arena and the fans let out their boos… Shawn Michaels appears on the stage and he has on a red and black n.W.o Wolfpac shirt and the fans boo louder… Shawn Michaels comes down and gets into the ring… The fans are booing him as he is strutting around… Shawn Michaels grabs a microphone…

Shawn Michaels: Well who would have thought that I would once again be in one of the main events for a WrestleMania… Who would have ever thought that I would once again become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, even if I am co-champion with two other men… Who would have ever thought that Shawn Michaels could once again prove that he is the GREATEST super star to ever wrestle in a Ladder Match… Well I did, that’s who thought that… and you know who else thought so, the n.W.o Wolfpac… At WrestleMania XX, I will be representing the n.W.o Wolfpac as I reach high for that belt and climb to the top of the business and become the undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Champion! Nobody can match my skills with a ladder, I don’t care wether my opponents name is Chris Jericho or…

“One Of A Kind”

Rob Van Dam’s music hits throughout the arena and the fans go wild… RVD appears on the stage and he walks down the ring cockily and he has a business suit on which prompts the fans to boo him more… RVD gets into the ring and snatches the microphone from Shawn Michaels…

Rob Van Dam: Whoa, you were just about to say my name, weren’t you? Well let me tell you something “HBK”… You don’t have better skills than me in a Ladder Match… at WrestleMania XX, I will prove to YOU and I will prove to all these scumbags out there at home that I belong in the big time…

Shawn Michaels snatches the microphone back off of RVD and the fans in the arena boo…

Shawn Michaels: You really think your that good Rob? How about you prove it… Two weeks from tonight, RAW will be live in Las Vegas, Nevada… How about it… I know the fans want it, I know I want it… How about you Rob? Do YOU want it? Rob Van Dam versus Shawn Michaels…

Rob Van Dam snatches the microphone back from Shawn Michaels…

Rob Van Dam: Your damn right I want it… With one exception. How about we make this match just a little bit more interesting… How about we make it No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere?

Shawn Michaels takes the microphone from Rob Van Dam…

Shawn Michaels: If that’s what you want, I got no problem with it… See you in two weeks Rob…

Shawn Michaels drops the microphone and walks away with a smirk on his face… RVD is standing in the middle of the ring and he watches HBK walk away with a death stare on his face and the fans are going wild at the match that was just made…

Rating: 99

Triple H is shown in the backstage area and he is walking down a corridor when he bumps into Test…

Triple H: Hey Test, do you know if Batista is in the arena yet?

Test: Wouldn’t have a clue and to be completely honest I wouldn’t tell you if he was anyway… You deserve to get your ass kicked by everybody around here…

Triple H: What’s the matter Test, still pissed that I took Stephanie from you, just over 4 years ago… you still holding a grudge against me… You know time after time you have tried to get some measure of revenge on me but you just can’t can you… Well what do you say tonight me and you… You get the chance to show me what you got and try and get some revenge once again…

Test: You know it has nothing to do with that, I just think you’re an asshole and quite frankly, your time is up in the WWE and its my time to shine… We’re playing my game now, not yours and tonight I will show you what I mean…

Test walks passed Triple H pushing him out of the way as he walks past him and the fans are booing Test. Triple H just stands there with a smile on his face…

Rating: 89

D-Von Dudley vs Scott Hall

HOWL… the n.W.o Wolfpac music hits throughout the arena and the fans let out boos. Scott Hall appears on the stage and he has a cocky smirk on his face. Scott Hall doesn’t appear alone though as Kevin Nash is by his side and this just makes the fans boo more. Hall & Nash get into the ring and then the bombs drop and The Dudley Boyz music hits throughout the arena. D-Von Dudley appears on the stage and he turns back to the entrance as Bubba Ray walks out as well. Both D-Von and Bubba Ray have the WWE World Tag Team Championship belts around their waist as D-Von slides into the ring and blocks punches from Hall. D-Von backs a stunned Hall into the ropes and whips him across the ring. D-Von nails a flying back elbow on Hall. D-Von covers Hall and the referee counts. 1…………2……… Hall gets his shoulder up. D-Von gets back to his feet and waits as Hall gets up. D-Von nails Hall with a shot to the kidneys and grabs him from behind. D-Von goes for a reverse neckbreaker but Hall counters it and flips over D-Von. Hall grabs D-Von and drives him into the mat with a reverse DDT. Hall gets up and he is all groggy and the fans are booing him. Hall starts stomping away on D-Von. Hall picks up D-Von and throws him out of the ring. Nash grabs D-Von and whips him into the corner post whilst the referee is watching Hall… Bubba comes flying around the ring and starts brawling with Nash. Bubba tries to whip Nash into the steel steps but Nash reverses it and sends Bubba flying into them and the fans boo wildly. Nash grabs D-Von and rolls him back into the ring. Hall covers him. 1…………2………… D-Von places his foot on the bottom rope and the referee stops the count. Hall gets up and signals for the Outsider’s Edge as D-Von climbs back to his feet. Hall sets him up and D-Von reverses it and nails Hall with a back body drop. The fans in the arena are going crazy. The referee checks on Hall as D-Von is leaning against the ropes. Nash sneaks up behind D-Von and nails him with a low blow. Hall gets back to his feet and grabs the hurt D-Von. OUTSIDERS EDGE! Hall nails D-Von with the Outsider’s Edge and covers him. 1…………2……………3! Scott Hall pins one half of the WWE World Tag Team Champions thanks to assistance from Kevin Nash. Hall leaves with a smile on his face as Bubba rolls into the ring and both Dudley Boyz regroup and the fans are booing wildly.

Winner: Scott Hall

OR:72 CR:84 MQ:66

Victoria is shown in the backstage area and she is talking with Nathan Jones…

Nathan Jones: Congratulations on winning the WWE Women’s Championship last week Victoria!

Victoria: Thanks Nathan, where’s A-Train?

Nathan Jones: He’s out for the next few weeks, family problems or something like that…

Victoria: Oh tough luck…

Suddenly Nidia & Maven come walking by… Nidia laughs at Victoria as she walks past her…

Victoria: You got a problem with me or something?

Nidia: Actually yes I do, I should be the WWE Women’s Champion right now, not you.

Victoria: Well your not, I won that match and I am the WWE Women’s Champion…

Nidia: How about if Maven & I face you and that big bald idiot looking guy over there in a tag team match tonight and if I pin you, then somewhere down the line, you give me a shot at that WWE Women’s Championship…

Victoria: Sounds good to me…

Nidia and Maven walk away with smirks on their faces as Victoria & Nathan Jones look on with pissed looks on their faces…

Rating: 86

Randy Orton vs Al Snow

What does everybody want? HEAD! Al Snow’s old music hits and the fans in the arena go crazy. Al Snow appears on the stage and he has head in his hands. The fans go wild as Al Snow & Head get into the ring. Snow places Head in the corner as Randy Orton’s music hits. The fans let out boos. Orton appears on the stage and he has a cocky smirk with him. Orton comes running down to the ring and slides in. Orton cheap shots Snow as he is facing the corner. Orton is beating away on Snow in the corner and the fans are booing. Orton grabs Snow and nails him with a Brainbuster out of the corner. Snow is down on the mat as Orton starts to put the boots to him. Snow catches one of Orton’s boots and pulls his legs out from underneath him. The fans in the arena are going nuts. Snow gets back to his feet as does Orton. Orton throws a punch but Snow grabs Orton’s arm and locks both arms up. Snow starts headbutting Orton, one after the other. Snow finally lets Orton go and Orton hits the mat hard. Snow covers Orton and the fans are going crazy. 1…………2………. Orton somehow manages to get his shoulder up. Snow gets back to his feet and climbs to the top rope. Snow comes off the top and goes for a moonsault to Orton. Orton rolls out of the way and the fans boo. Orton climbs back to his feet and signals for the RKO… WORD LIFE! John Cena’s music hits and the fans go crazy. John Cena appears on the stage and he comes running down to ringside. Cena jumps up onto the apron and the referee & Orton run at him. Cena jumps off the apron and Orton turns around. Snow nails Orton in the face with Head and the fans go crazy. The referee never saw it cause he was too busy watching Cena. Snow puts Head back in the corner and goes to the top rope again. Moonsault which connects this time. Snow stays on top of Orton. 1…………2……………3! Al Snow picks up a huge win over Randy Orton. Al Snow starts celebrating with Head as the fans are going crazy. Al Snow leaves as Cena is standing at the bottom of the ring with a huge smile on his face. Orton is climbing back to his feet as Cena is walking up the stage. Orton grabs a microphone and the fans are booing….

Randy Orton: Cena, you want me at WrestleMania XX, you got me at WrestleMania XX… I am going to show the world that I am the future of this business and that you are nothing more than a rapper PUNK!

John Cena is smiling on the stage as the fans go crazy. Randy Orton throws down his microphone and looks pissed off that he lost the match. Cena leaves as the fans are still going wild.

Winner: Al Snow

OR:85 CR:84 MQ:86

We cut to the backstage area and Kane has being laid out cold… Then suddenly the camera pans up and the fans see Brett Walters, X-Pac & Roaddogg of the n.W.o Wolfpac standing with smirks on their face and they have steel chairs in their hands. Brett Walters bends down and grabs Kane’s hair and begins to whisper something into his ear. We can’t hear what Walters is saying but the fans are booing him viciously. X-Pac & Roaddogg are laughing as Walters slams Kane’s head into the concrete and they walk off. The fans in the arena are booing… What did Brett Walters just whisper to Kane?

Rating: 86

Victoria & Nathan Jones vs Nidia & Maven

Have I Lost My Mind… Victoria’s music hits and the fans in the arena go crazy. Victoria appears and she has the WWE Women’s Championship around her waist also and this gets more cheers from the fans. Victoria’s partner Nathan Jones follows her out to the ring and they wait for their opponents to show up. Maven’s tough enough music hits and the Maven & Nidia both appear on the stage and both get booed wildly. Nidia & Maven get into the ring and Maven and Jones start the match. Jones goes to nail Maven with a clothesline but Maven ducks underneath it and Jones turns around to be blasted by a huge dropkick from Maven. Jones goes flying down to the mat and Maven begins to pound away on him. Maven gets up to his feet and begins to stalk Jones. Maven walks around the ring and Nidia tags herself into the match and the fans boo wildly. Maven looks pissed off. Jones climbs back to his feet and Victoria tags herself into the match. Victoria runs into the ring and nails Nidia with a kick to the face. Nidia drops hard. Maven runs into the ring and grabs Victoria and drives her into the mat with a vicious DDT. The fans in the arena are booing wildly. Maven quickly goes to leave but Jones grabs him and picks him up. Jones throws Maven over the top rope with a Military Press Slam. Maven hits the outside hard. Jones goes back to his corner. Nidia & Victoria both climb back to their feet at the same time and Nidia attempts a dropkick but Victoria moves and Nidia gets nothing but air. Victoria grabs Nidia and goes for the Widow’s Peak but Maven puts his arm under the bottom rope and grabs Victoria’s foot. Jones jumps off the apron and runs around and collides into Maven. Nidia grabs Victoria from behind and rolls her up. 1…………2…………3! The referee never saw Nidia pull the back of Victoria’s pants and the fans are booing. Nidia & Maven get the victory. Nidia continues to pull on the back of Victoria’s pants and pulls them right off. Nidia slides out of the ring with a huge smile on her face as she has Victoria’s pants in her hand. Maven & Nidia are leaving as Victoria is standing in the middle of the ring in a g-string and the fans are going crazy.

Winners: Nidia & Maven

OR:80 CR:88 MQ:72

Triple H is shown in the backstage area and he knocks on a locker room door and he opens it up and Bret Hart is standing there… The fans go crazy when they see the two of them…

Triple H: I’m not hear to apologize or anything because I know I was somewhat involved in what happened in 1997 because I was one of Shawn’s closest acquaintances at the time… I’m here for two things and two things only, one, I want to tell you that if you need me to watch your back, I’ve got it and two, Batista? Do you know if he is coming to the arena tonight?

Bret Hart: Triple H, I don’t need your help and I don’t want your help… As far as Batista’s concerned, I haven’t seen him at the building and to be honest after that attack on you last week, I wouldn’t think he’d be here tonight! I want you to do me a favour tonight, I want you to give Test a night he will never forget…

Triple H offers a hand to Bret Hart but Bret turns away… Triple H pulls his hand back and walks out of the room as Bret turns back to see Triple H leave… The fans in the arena are going crazy as we head back to the ring…

Rating: 91

Chris Jericho vs Ric Flair

5…3.89…2.11…1.03… BANG! Break The Walls Down! Jericho’s music hits and the fans go crazy. Jericho appears on the stage and the announcer announces him as the co-WWE World Heavyweight Champion and the fans cheer loudly for him. Jericho comes down to the ring and continues to pose as Ric Flair’s music interrupts his. Flair comes out on the stage and he has a robe on. The fans in the arena are booing as Flair comes down to the ring. Flair gets into the ring and goes to cheap shot Jericho with a right hand but Jericho blocks it and nails Flair with a huge right hand. Flair drops to the mat and blood immediately starts pouring from the top of the eyelid of Ric Flair. Jericho picks up Flair and whips him into the ropes. Jericho runs off the ropes behind him and plants him into the mat with a bulldog. There is blood all over the mat as Jericho gets back to his feet and runs off the ropes. Jericho goes for the Lion-Sault to Flair but Flair drives his knees into the rib area of Jericho. Flair gets back to his feet and begins to drop knees across the head of Jericho. Flair grabs Jericho around his knee and begins to drop elbows across the knees of Jericho. Flair drives his own knee into Jericho’s knee. Flair signals to the fans and then goes for the Figure Four but Jericho nails Flair with a kick to the back which drops Flair. Flair and Jericho both get up at the same time. Flair goes for a kick to the gut but Jericho catches the leg and sweeps out the other one. Flair hits the mat hard and Jericho applies the Walls Of Jericho! The fans in the arena are going crazy as Jericho begins to pull down and harder. Flair has no other choice and taps out. Ric Flair taps out to the Walls Of Jericho. The fans in the arena are going nuts. Chris Jericho picks up another huge victory. Chris Jericho leaves with a smile on his face as he won the match and the fans are going wild. Ric Flair gets up and blood is still pouring out of his eyelid and he leaves.

Winner: Chris Jericho

OR:85 CR:91 MQ:82

A camera cuts to the backstage area and we see Brock Lesnar & The Rock brawling in the parking lot… Brock nails Rock in the gut with a huge knee… Brock goes to nail Rock with an F5 on the road but Rock reverses it and starts to nail Brock with lefts and rights. The fans in the arena are going crazy. The Rock is backing Brock up. Brock is dazed and tries to nail Rock with a clothesline. Rock grabs Brock and sets him up. Rock Bottom… Rock leaps forward with Lesnar and drives him into the bonnet of a car with the Rock Bottom and the fans are going crazy… The Rock looks at Lesnar and then walks away as the fans in the arena are going wild…

Rating: 98

Triple H vs Test

Time To Play The Game… Triple H’s music hits and the fans in the arena go wild. Triple H appears on the stage as the lights are going green. Triple H walks down to the ring and does his usual posing along the ring. Triple H gets in the ring and the fans are going crazy for him. Test, Test, This is a Test! Test’s music drowns out the arena and the fans go crazy. Test appears on the stage and he has a cocky smirk on his face. Test comes down to the ring and the fans are still booing him. Triple H goes to nail him with a right hand as soon as he gets into the ring. Test quickly ducks underneath and rolls out of the ring. Test pulls Triple H down and out under the bottom rope and the fans are going wild with boos. Test whips Triple H into the barricade and the fans boo. Triple H bounces off the barricade and Test drives him into the side of the ring. Triple H drops to the ground and is clutching his back. Test rolls Triple H back into the ring and follows him in. The fans are booing as Test struts around the ring. Triple H gets back to his feet and Test drives him straight back into the mat with a huge clothesline. Test drops down and begins to beat away on Triple H. Test gets back to his feet and begins to pose but the fans just boo him. Triple H gets back to his feet and Test goes for another clothesline but Triple H ducks and sends Test into the corner. Test bounces out of the corner and Triple H nails him with a running high knee. Test hits the mat and Triple H covers him. 1…………2… Test gets his shoulder up. Triple H climbs back to his feet as does Test. Triple H nails Test with a right hand. Triple H pushes Test into the ropes and whips him across the ring. Test flies back and Triple H nails him with a back body drop. Test begins to get back to his feet and Triple H nails him in the gut with a kick. Triple H sets him up in the middle of the ring. PEDIGREE! Triple H delivers the Pedigree to Test and the fans go nuts. Triple H covers Test and the referee makes the count. 1………………2……………… Test manages to somehow get his foot on the bottom rope which made the referee stop counting. The referee is checking on Test when suddenly Batista slides out from underneath the ring. Triple H backs up against the ropes and Batista nails him in the back with a steel chair. Batista takes the chair and rolls back under the ring. Test gets back to his feet and Triple H groggily steps into a BIG BOOT! Test nails Triple H with a Big Boot to the face and quickly covers him. 1……………2………………3! Test pins Triple H after Batista showed his face for the first time tonight. Batista rolls back out from under the ring and has a grimace on his face. Test starts beating away on Triple H. Batista slides into the ring and sets the chair up on the ground. Batista grabs Triple H and sets him up in the middle of the ring. Batista has Triple H set up for the Sit Out Powerbomb when suddenly BRET HART comes running down to the ring with a steel chair in hand. Test quickly rolls out of the ring as Hart nails Batista in the back with a wicked chair shot. Batista hits the ground and quickly rolls out of the ring. Triple H gets back to his feet and stares at Test & Batista as they leave. The fans in the arena are going wild. Bret Hart offers his hand to Triple H and the fans in the arena are going nuts. Triple H accepts the hand and they shake hands.

Winner: Test

OR:94 CR:100 MQ:90

As WWE RAW is going off the air Triple H and Bret Hart are shaking hands and posing for the fans who are going wild…

Overall Show Rating: 85%

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WWE Smackdown!

5th February 2004

WWE Smackdown kicks off with some video footage from the Kurt Angle/Booker T feud and how tonight they will do battle in an epic Last Man Standing match. Also made last week was the main event for No Way Out 2004, which would feature Kurt Angle, Booker T & Edge facing Chris Benoit in a Fatal Fourway Elimination match for the WWE Championship belt… The fans were going crazy as pyrotechnics explode and WWE Smackdown! hits the air…

“Prove Me Wrong”

Chris Benoit’s music hits and the fans in the arena begin to boo wildly… Chris Benoit appears on the stage and he has the WWE Championship Belt around his waist, which makes the fans boo louder. Benoit gets into the ring and he has a pissed off look on his face. Benoit grabs a microphone off the ring announcer…

Chris Benoit: For years I was underrated by many in the world and for years I was never, ever given my shot at the WWE Championship… Finally I was granted my shot at the royal rumble and I took advantage of that opportunity and I won that belt… However just last week Heath Cameron announced that I would be defending the belt at No Way Out in a Fatal Fourway Elimination bout… This just proves once again that I am trying to be held back…

“Medal”

Kurt Angle’s music hits and the fans in the arena begin to cheer wildly. Kurt Angle comes down to the ring and pyrotechnics are exploding behind him. Angle gets into the ring and he has a smile on his face as the fans cheer him on. Angle grabs a microphone from the ring announcer and it looks like he has something to say…

Kurt Angle: Benoit, for years you and I have had our battles and these fans know that you have never defeated me straight up. I know I’ve cheated to win some of those battles but I also know that I am the better man and at No Way Out I will make sure that I come out with the WWE Championship…

Chris Benoit: Angle you know something, me and you, we were a great tag team… I think it would be in your best interest and mine as well if we team up in the main event of No Way Out and eliminate all the competition…

Kurt Angle: You know something Benoit, I think I actually agree with you on something but not for the reasons your thinking of… I think that if it comes down to you and I, then finally we might be able to figure out who the better man is, once and for all!

Chris Benoit: See that’s why your smart, cause you know when something good is put on the table…

Kurt Angle: Oh and after I win the WWE Championship at No Way Out, I will be defending that championship belt on the very next Smackdown! against the winner of the Fatal Fourway match tonight…

Chris Benoit: What are you on about?

Kurt Angle: Oh you didn’t know, Heath Cameron booked a match for tonight… AJ Styles versus Christian versus Val Venis versus Matt Hardy and the winner of that would get the very first title shot after No Way Out…

Chris Benoit has a pissed off look on his face as Kurt Angle laughs…

Kurt Angle: Benoit, watch closely tonight to what I do to Booker T and then you better hope that I don’t do the very same thing to you at No Way Out! Oh It’s True…

Chris Benoit: Whoa slow down there hero… Don’t you ever get sick and tired of doing what these fans want you to do, I mean come on, “Its True, It’s True” gets pretty boring after a while…

Kurt Angle: I don’t here people cheering for you Chris and after No Way Out, they will continue to be cheering Kurt Angle’s name as I will be the NEW WWE Champion!

Kurt Angle drops his microphone as Benoit looks on with a pissed off look… Benoit starts to rub his hands all over his championship belt as Angle leaves smiling and the fans cheering him on…

Rating: 99

Eddie Guerrero appears on the titan tron and he is sitting at a table and it looks like he has something to say to the people and the fans are going wild for him…

Eddie Guerrero: Yo Esse, yeah I’m talking to you Big Show… you think you can waltz your fat ass right into the WrestleMania XX main event spot by defeating me… No Way Show… No Way Out will be the night that you regret messing with tha Latino Heat baby… I know your not in the arena tonight but still take this as a warning, all this homies in the arena know that this is Eddie Guerrero’s time and I will leave No Way Out with a shot at in the main event of WrestleMania XX and I will walk out of WrestleMania as the brand new WWE Champion…

The camera fades off Eddie Guerrero and into the crowd where they are going wild…

Rating: 90

AJ Styles vs Val Venis vs Christian vs Matt Hardy

AJ Styles came out onto the stage as his music hits and the fans go crazy. AJ Styles comes running down to the ring and the fans are screaming at the top of their lungs. Styles music is interrupted as Val Venis appears on the stage. The fans give Venis a mixed reaction as he walks down to the ring. Venis gets into the ring and cheap shots Styles which causes the fans to boo him. Venis picks up Styles and drives him into the mat with a spinebuster. Live For The Moment hits and Matt Hardy comes screaming down to the ring. Matt gets into the ring and nails Venis with a huge right hand. Venis hits the mat hard. The fans in the arena are going nuts. Venis climbs back to his feet and Matt sends him into the mat with a tornado DDT. Christian appears on the stage and the fans begins to boo. Christian comes running down to the ring as Styles gets back to his feet. Matt grabs Styles and backs him up into the corner and begins to wail on him. Christian runs into the ring and looks around. Venis climbs back to his feet and looks at Christian. Both Christian & Venis have smiles on their faces and they shake hands. Venis goes to grab Matt but Christian nails him from behind with a huge clothesline. Venis flies over the top rope and the fans are going crazy. Christian jumps over the top rope and takes out Venis with a clothesline. Venis is down on the floor on the outside. In the ring Styles nails Matt with a monkey flip. Matt crashes into the mat. Styles climbs to the top rope and jumps off. Styles nails Matt with a Spiral Tap and the fans go crazy. Styles covers Matt and the referee makes the count. 1………………2……………… Christian breaks up the count. Venis rolls back into the ring and he looks pissed off. Venis nails Christian from behind with a dropkick. Christian slumps into the corner as Venis grabs Styles and toss’ him over the top rope. Styles hits the floor on the outside in a heap. Matt climbs back to his feet. Venis grabs him and nails him with a reverse powerbomb. Styles slides back into the ring and runs at Venis. Styles and Venis both go tumbling over the top rope. The fans in the arena are going crazy. Matt is climbing back to his feet when Christian grabs him from behind and drives him into the mat with an Un-Prettier. Christian covers Matt quickly and the referee makes the count. 1…………2…………3! Christian picks up the win and the fans in the arena are giving him a mixed reaction. Christian rolls out of the ring quickly and leaves with a smirk on his face as he just earned a shot at the WWE Championship the Smackdown! after No Way Out.

Winner: Christian

OR:88 CR:90 MQ:84

Spanky is shown on the titan tron in the backstage area and he has the WWE Cruiserweight Championship around his waist… The fans go wild when they see Spanky… Spanky finishes talking to one of the security guards and walks around a corner. Spanky is levelled with a steel chair. The attacker walks around the corner and we see that it’s Scotty Too Hotty. Scotty slams the chair across Spanky another couple of times… Scotty looks like he has something to say…

Scotty Too Hotty: You better watch out Spanky… Scotty Too Hotty has left the building and Scott Taylor has returned… Keep your eye on that belt because in one split second, that belt could be around my waist!

Scott Taylor looks at Spanky and laughs before walking away with a satisfied look on his face…

Rating: 80

The Undertaker vs Seven

Deadman Walking… The Undertaker’s music hits and the fans in the arena go crazy. The Undertaker rides his bike down to the ring and the fans go nuts. Taker gets the biggest pop of the night thus far as he gets into the ring and poses for the fans. Taker waits in the centre of the ring as the lights turn out… DONG, DONG! The fans look on in shock. The Undertaker’s old music hits and the fans are going crazy. What the hell is happening here? Druids are lining up on the stage and the fans are going nuts. The Undertaker is looking on shocked in the ring as he has no idea what is going on. Suddenly from behind Seven attacks The Undertaker. Seven grabs Taker and slams him into the mat with a vicious powerslam. Undertaker is in serious pain in the middle of the ring. The lights are still out as somebody is walking down the aisle in a coat with a hood covering their face. The fans in the arena are booing like mad. Seven picks up Taker and drives him back into the mat with a vicious spinebuster. The man gets into the ring and takes off his coat and its……………………………… STEVEN GERRARD! What the hell is Steven Gerrard doing dressed in The Undertaker’s old attire? Steven Gerrard orders Seven to pick up Taker. Seven picks up Taker and sets him up in the centre of the ring and the lights turn on. Seven drives Taker into the mat with a Sinner Bomb. The referee leaves without the match officially starting. Steven Gerrard gets a microphone and begins to talk as the fans are booing.

Steven Gerrard: UNDER-TAKER… Your destiny comes at No Way Out… You will face me in the middle of the ring and I will show you the real meaning of the dark side… Your death will fall and the reign of The Hybrid will begin…

Seven & Steven Gerrard leave to the dark and eerie music of the old Undertaker. The Undertaker is lying out cold in the middle of the ring and the fans are booing wildly.

Winner: No Contest

OR:83 CR:76 MQ:91

Heath Cameron appears on the titan tron and he is standing in front of a camera and it looks like he has something to say…

Heath Cameron: Last weeks vicious attack from Emad Yehia has caused me to think about things and you know what Emad, these 12 stitches you put in my forehead are nothing compared to the price you will pay at No Way Out when I defeat you and you are forced from the WWE for the rest of your natural born life… I’ve also decided that the WWE US Championship match at WrestleMania XX will be a complete secret regarding the match… No information will be giving out about the match except for the participants and this week, to join the other four people entered in the match, Shannon Moore & Rey Mysterio! Also Steve Austin & The Acolytes will get their chance for some revenge because as of this moment they will be facing The Right To Censor in a huge six man tag match at No Way Out and that should be a HUGE match… With that said, I have a huge match scheduled for No Way Out 2004, Shannon Moore will get a chance to get some revenge on Rey Mysterio as they do battle at No Way Out, one on one, hopefully they can settle this thing once and for all… Charlie Haas versus Shelton Benjamin at No Way Out 2004 will be a great match but there is something that I need to do to make it just that little bit better. Charlie & Shelton will be fighting inside a 20 foot high steel cage… BUT here’s the thing, you don’t escape the cage to win because if you leave the cage, YOU LOSE! To win you must make your opponent submit or pin him in the cage. No Way Out will truly be NO WAY OUT!

Heath Cameron disappears from the titan tron and the fans in the arena are going wild at the two matches that were just announced for No Way Out 2004…

Rating: 84

WWE United States Heavyweight Championship

Sean O’Haire © vs Tazz

Thug Superstar hits through out the arena and the fans are going nuts. Tazz appears on the stage and this makes the fans happier. Tazz comes down to the ring and begins posing on the turnbuckles. Tazz gets off as Sean O’Haire’s music hits. Sean O’Haire appears on the stage and he has the WWE US Championship Belt around his waist. Sean O’Haire walks down to the ring and goes to attack Tazz. Tazz is able to block O’Haire’s right hand and nail O’Haire with a belly to belly suplex. O’Haire gets back to his feet quickly and Tazz grabs him from behind and hits a german suplex. The fans in the arena are going crazy. Tazz covers a dazed O’Haire as the referee makes the count. 1…………2……… O’Haire gets his shoulder up. Tazz gets back to his feet and begins to stalk O’Haire as he starts to get back to his feet. O’Haire stands up and Tazz grabs him from behind. TAZZMISSION! The fans in the arena erupt as Tazz applies the Tazzmission. The referee continues to check on O’Haire but he doesn’t tap out. O’Haire looks almost asleep as he tries to crawl to the ropes. Tazz has a grip locked in tightly on O’Haire. O’Haire inches his way to ropes and places his foot on the bottom rope. The referee pulls Tazz off of Sean O’Haire. Tazz thinks he has won the match and begins posing on the top rope. O’Haire climbs back to his feet and is clutching his throat. O’Haire grabs Tazz and nails him with a powerbomb from the top rope. Tazz is down in the middle of the ring and O’Haire drops to the mat as well. Both men are down and the referee begins to make the count. 1………2…………3…………4…………5…………6 Both men climb back to their feet at the same time. Tazz goes to clothesline O’Haire but O’Haire counters it and picks Tazz up onto his shoulders. CRUEL INTENTIONS! O’Haire nails Tazz with the Cruel Intentions and covers him. 1…………2……………3! Sean O’Haire retains the WWE US Championship. O’Haire gets up and he has a smirk on his face. O’Haire begins to pose when suddenly Jamie Noble comes flying down to the ring. Noble slides into the ring and climbs to the top rope. O’Haire turns around and Noble takes him down with a huge missile dropkick. O’Haire quickly scampers from the ring and the fans go wild. Noble is celebrating in the ring as the fans go crazy. O’Haire grabs the WWE US Championship belt and walks up the ramp way with it and is staring at Noble as the fans cheer.

Winner & Still WWE US Champion: Sean O’Haire

OR:94 CR:88 MQ:100

Christian is backstage and he knocks on a locker room door and walks in… Torrie Wilson is standing there and it looks like she has just gotten out of the shower. Torrie is standing there in a towel and Christian has a shocked look on his face as he sees her. The fans in the arena go crazy as they see both of them.

Christian: Torrie, I know I was a little bit rude last week but I would like to make things up to you… I want to take you out on a date… For dinner or something…

Torrie Wilson: Christian its alright, you weren’t rude last week. I’ve gotten used to stuff like what happened last week. I’m sorry I cant go out with you. I just don’t think it would be wise to mix business with pleasure…

Christian: Well if you change your mind you know where to find me…

Christian leaves the dressing room and the fans in the arena go crazy… Torrie is staring at Christian as he leaves and she looks like she wants him bad.

Rating: 90

Lance Storm vs Shelton Benjamin

Lance Storm’s music hits and the fans go crazy. Lance Storm appears on the stage for his WWE Smackdown! debut. Storm comes down to the ring and the fans are going crazy for him. Storm gets into the ring as Shelton’s music hits. The fans erupt into boos. Shelton comes down to the ring and is emotionless as he stares straight at Storm with the fans booing him on. Shelton and Lance start the match circling each other, Shelton obviously has the more celebrated amateur wrestling career and is seems Lance is looking for a straight wrestling match. Shelton locks in a headlock, but Storm pushes Shelton into the ropes and tries a back body drop, but Shelton stops and drops then drives his forearm up into the face of Storm. Shelton walks around Storm and applies a sleeper hold, Storm is trying to fight it off, he gets to a standing position but Shelton hits a belly-to-back suplex. Shelton applies a body scissors now, Storm is starting to show some fatigue as he is barely keeping himself moving, he bites into the arm of Shelton which breaks the hold. Storm comes fighting back into the match now as he hits Shelton in the stomach and follows up with a solid vertical suplex, then Storm lifts Shelton back up and sends him into the turnbuckle. Storm charges and hits a clothesline, then hits a side Russian legsweep, he is getting fired up and the fans are feeling it. Storm raises his arm and the fans react, then he picks up Shelton again, this time he whips Shelton into the ropes and hits a very speedy tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, then locks in the Mapleleaf. Shelton is in a lot of pain at this point, he is desperately reaching the ropes, and he makes it but the damage is done, and the fans are on their feet. With the fans going wild now, Storm gets set up for a Super Kick, Shelton gets up to his feet and Storm goes for the kick but Shelton catches his foot, Storm is surprised as Shelton drops to his knees and low blows Storm, then quickly moves behind him and rolls him up, Shelton grabs the tights for the pin 1.......2........3! Shelton Benjamin has won this match by nailing Lance Storm with a low blow. Shelton cheated to win. Storm is arguing with the referee about it and turns around to see Shelton leap forward and smash him in the face with the All About The Benjamins! Storm is out cold in the centre of the ring as Shelton begins to laugh. Charlie Haas comes tearing down to the ring and Shelton quickly leaves with a smirk on his face. Haas & Benjamin will do battle at No Way Out in a steel cage match and the fans are loving it. Haas checks on Storm as Shelton leaves with a smile on his face and the fans are going wild.

Winner: Shelton Benjamin

OR:95 CR:90 MQ:100

“Just Feels Right”

Lita’s music hits throughout the arena and the fans erupt with boos. Lita appears on the stage and the fans boo louder whilst some male fans cheer. Lita comes down to the ring and grabs a microphone…

Lita: I guess you people want to know WHY? Why I dumped Matt, why I was sending Matt all those letters and was “Stalking” him as he put it…Well its simple, Matt never loved me, I was stuck in a crappy relationship where I was the one giving, giving and giving whilst he was always taking, taking and taking. It started to annoy me and then one night when I was recovering from my injury, it hit me. Matt doesn’t care about me otherwise he would be here taking care of me but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO he was out entertaining all you morons! NOW, its my turn to entertain all you chumps and well entertain MYSELF! It all begins at No Way Out in just over a week because you see Matt, I’ve just come from GM Emad Yehia’s office and he has booked a match for No Way Out… It will be Matt Hardy versus………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… LITA! That’s right, I will be stepping into the ring and I will show the world that you mean nothing, that you are nothing and that you don’t care about anyone but yourself…

“Live For The Moment”

Matt Hardy’s music hits in the arena and the fans cheer loudly. Matt Hardy appears on the stage and he has an upset look on his face. Matt Hardy has a microphone in his hand…

Matt Hardy: Lita, I was entertaining these people so that you and I had somewhere to live, that’s why I wasn’t at home with you. I LOVE YOU! I would have done anything for you and I still would…

Lita: Please Matt, save it for someone else…

Matt Hardy: Your really serious about this match at No Way Out aren’t you?

Lita: Yes I am… It’s time that Matt Hardy gets a little lesson about what Lita is all about!

Matt Hardy: I wont fight you! Not at No Way Out, not ever. I’m sorry but I can’t…

Matt Hardy drops his microphone and walks into the backstage area with a sad look on his face… The fans in the arena are booing as Lita begins to laugh…

Lita: Once again the great Matt Hardy shows the world that he should be another one of the WWE Divas… I don’t care what you say Matt because if you don’t face me at No Way Out, then you won’t have a job anymore because Emad Yehia will personally fire you…

Lita throws her microphone at the ring announcer and walks away with a smirk on her face as the fans continually boo her…

Rating: 83

Last Man Standing

Kurt Angle vs Booker T

Never Gonna Stop by Rob Zombie hits and Edge comes down to ringside and he joins Michael Cole and Michael Hayes for commentary. Can You Dig It…………… SUCKA! Booker T’s music hits and the fans go crazy with boos. Booker T appears on the stage and he walks to the ring with a huge smirk on his face. Pyrotechnics explode as Booker T is walking down the ramp. Booker T gets into the ring and eyes off Edge. Booker T and Edge are arguing as they look at each other. Booker T’s gaze turns to the top of the stage as Medal hits throughout the arena. Kurt Angle appears on the stage and the fans begin chating You Suck which makes Kurt Angle smile. Angle comes down to the ring and walks up the stairs as his pyrotechnics go off. Angle gets into the ring and goes right at Booker. Booker & Angle begin brawling with each other. Booker is nailing Angle with right after right. Angle reverses it and begins to belt Booker into the corner. Angle grabs Booker and throws him out of the corner with a belly to belly suplex. Angle grabs Booker T’s ankle quickly and applies the Angle Lock. The fans in the arena are going crazy. Booker T begins to crawl frantically and scream. Booker T is tapping out and the referee cant do anything about it. Booker T is tapping out whilst Kurt Angle begins to laugh. Angle lets go and waits. Booker T climbs back to his feet, favouring his ankle. Angle leaves the ring as Booker T is climbing up. Angle grabs a steel chair and rolls back into the ring. Angle goes to nail Booker with the chair but Booker kicks Angle between the legs with a low blow. Angle drops the steel chair and it is automatically picked up by Booker T. Angle gets up slowly and walks right into a chair shot from Booker T. Booker continues to drive the chair into the head of Kurt Angle and the fans are booing wildly. The referee begins to count to ten as Booker stands back and begins to laugh. 1……2……3……4…….5……..6……..7…..8… Angle gets back to his feet and Booker smashes the chair across his back. Booker lays down the chair in the middle of the ring and nails Angle in the gut with a kick. Angle doubles over the chair. Booker T runs off the ropes and nails Angle with a vicious Scissors Kick which sends Kurt Angle face first into the steel chair. Booker T gets up and does the spin-a-roony as the referee is counting Angle out. 1……2……3……..4…….5…….6………7……..8………9…… Suddenly the referee is pulled out of the ring and its CHRIS BENOIT that does it. Benoit is at ringside and belts the referee in the face. Edge leaves the commentary desk and tackles Benoit with a Spear. Edge nails Benoit with a Spear straight into the barricade. Benoit rattles into the barricade and looks out cold. Booker T leaves the ring and thinks that it was Edge who attacked the referee. Edge turns around and Booker T grabs him. BOOK END! The fans in the arena are booing wildly as Booker T nails Edge with a Book End. Another referee runs down to the ring as Angle leaves the ring. Angle looks groggy as he pushes Booker T into the corner post. Booker T hits the floor hard and begins to climb back to his feet when Angle grabs him from behind. OLYMPIC SLAM! Angle nails Booker with the Olympic Slam and the referee begins to count out Booker. Booker is out cold. 1…….2………3……….4……….5……….6……….7………..8……….9………10! Kurt Angle has won the match. Booker T is out cold and Kurt Angle is standing over him.

Winner: Kurt Angle

OR:99 CR:99 MQ:100

As WWE Smackdown! Is going off the air, Kurt Angle is standing over Booker T after his victory in the Last Man Standing match. Benoit & Edge are also out cold and Angle is celebrating his win with the fans going crazy...

Overall Show Rating: 89%

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WWE RAW

9th February 2004

WWE RAW opens up with video footage from last weeks RAW where we saw Bret Hart & Triple H align with one another to fight off Test & Batista after Test defeated Triple H in the main event we also see footage of the confrontation between Rob Van Dam & Shawn Michaels which lead to the making of a match for next weeks RAW in a No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere match in Las Vegas, Nevada… Pyrotechnics explode from centre stage and WWE RAW hits the air live…

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BREAK THE WALLS DOWN! Chris Jericho’s music erupts from the stage and Jericho appears at the top of the stage and he has a smirk on his face. Jericho struts down to the ring and the fans are going crazy. Jericho gets into the ring posing as the fans are continue to rally behind him. Jericho grabs the microphone and the fans drown him out…

Chris Jericho: Oh you fans are too kind. I was sitting backstage in the arena last week and I saw what happened between Rob Van Dam & Shawn Michaels and I kind of wondered to myself, I think there forgetting about someone, I think that there forgetting about none other than the king of bling bling, the ayatollah of rock and rolla, the king of the world, CHRIS JERICHO! Well Jericholics never fear because I myself went to Heath Cameron and made a suggestion for RVD versus HBK match that will take place next week and I guess what, your looking at the Special Guest Referee, Y2J! I will be a fair and impartial referee and I will do my job to the best of my ability…

Suddenly Chris Jericho’s voice disappears as Ric Flair’s music hits. Ric Flair appears on the stage and he struts down to the ring. The fans are booing as Ric Flair gets into the ring. Flair grabs a microphone from the ring announcers and the fans are booing…

Ric Flair: Jericho, I didn’t come out here to fight with you, I came out here to tell you something that comes from the bottom of my heart… I respect you! Last week, you kicked my ass in the ring and you showed me something, you showed me that you believe you are the best in this business and I haven’t seen that in anybody in a long, long time.

Chris Jericho: Flair I don’t believe I’m the best… I KNOW I’m the best and I will prove that at WrestleMania XX!

Ric Flair: That’s great Chris and I really do hope that you come out on top at WrestleMania because if you do, I’m going to be waiting. I want you and me to fight for the belt, that way I will know if you truly are as great as you think you are… as great as these people think you are!

Flair drops his microphone and the fans in the arena are cheering for him. Flair extends his hand and Jericho accepts it. Jericho & Flair are shaking hands and the fans in the arena are going crazy… The fans cheers suddenly turn to boos though as Batista’s music hits over the titan tron. Batista appears on the stage and he has the WWE Intercontinental Championship Belt wrapped around his waist. Batista appears on the stage and he has a microphone in his hand…

Batista: Oh please would you two give it a break already. You two are nearly as bad as Rico & Spike… Oh I love you man… NO I love you man… Give it a break… You know when I won this Intercontinental Championship belt back in January at the Royal Rumble, I thought I was going to get to face some real competition but I continue to get jokes as challengers that was until now cause I am taking charge of my own destiny and tonight its got Ric Flair’s name all over it! What do you say Chump?

Ric Flair: Who do you think your talking to? I am a 16 time World Heavyweight Champion…

Batista: So, it doesn’t really bother me, tonight I kill the 16 time World Heavyweight Champion, big deal!

Ric Flair: You want me tonight? You got it! Ric Flair versus Batista with the WWE Intercontinental Championship on the line… You better kiss that belt goodbye because your looking at the new WWE Intercontinental Champion…

Batista: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Sorry man, you make me laugh so hard… You keep “believing” in yourself man… Ill see your punk ass later tonight!

Batista throws down his microphone and the fans are booing. Batista walks away with a smirk on his face. Ric Flair & Jericho continue to pose for the fans in the ring after Batista has left.

Rating: 100

Triple H and Bret Hart are shown backstage and Triple H has just finished watching the match that was made for tonight’s main event…. Triple H is livid. Triple H pushes the television set off the bench and is throwing stuff around the room…

Bret Hart: Hunter calm down. It was only a match…

Triple H: Don’t you tell me to calm down! That match, I wanted the next shot at Batista, not Ric Flair. That match is my match! I am going to be the one that ends Batista’s career and ill be damned if I sit back and watch Ric Flair do it tonight.

Triple H storms out of the locker room as Bret Hart watches on confused. The fans in the arena are going crazy as Triple H leaves his dressing room.

Rating: 92

Rico & Spike Dudley vs Buff Bagwell & Scott Steiner

Rico’s music hits throughout the arena and the fans go crazy. Rico appears on the stage and starts blowing kisses to the fans. The fans just laugh and cheer Rico on. Spike Dudley’s music hits and Spike appears on the stage behind Rico. Spike & Rico come down to the ring and the fans are going crazy. Buff Bagwell’s music hits after the sirens stop. Buff appears on the stage and he has Stacy in his arms. Steiner is following them out and the fans are going crazy as they come down to the ring. Buff gets into the ring and starts the match off with Rico. Rico nails Buff with a forearm and it surprises him. Rico pushes Buff off the ropes and Buff bounces back and Rico nails him with a hip toss. Buff gets up and walks into a stiff kick from Rico to the gut. Rico whips him into the corner and tags out to Spike. Spike comes in and runs off the ropes. Spike nails Buff with a headbutt to the gut. Buff doubles over and the fans in the arena are going crazy. Spike grabs Buff and tries to whip him into the ropes but Buff reverses it and sends Spike into the ropes. Spike bounces back and Buff nails him with a clothesline that almost takes his head off. Spike is down and Buff goes to tag out. Steiner hops off the apron and starts talking to Stacy. Buff is questioning what is happening as Spike grabs him from behind. Spike runs off the turnbuckle and nails Buff with the Dudley Dog! Spike quickly covers Buff and hooks the leg as the referee counts. 1…………2…………3! Scott Steiner is laughing on the outside and he slides back into the ring. Spike turns around and Steiner grabs him. Steiner nails Spike with a belly to belly suplex. Spike hits the deck with brute force. Rico jumps into the ring and Steiner grabs him. T-Bone suplex to Rico from Steiner. Steiner begins to laugh as Buff climbs back to his feet. Buff stands up and Steiner grabs him and drops him back into the mat with a Steiner Liner. The fans are booing wildly. Stacy wont get into the ring as she is too scared Steiner might hurt her as well. Steiner applies the Steiner Recliner to Buff Bagwell and he has a sick smile on his face as he makes Buff pass out. Steiner lets go off Buff and kisses his muscles as he leaves. Stacy rolls into the ring and checks on the three men in the ring and more importantly Buff Bagwell. Steiner leaves and the fans are booing him.

Winners: Rico & Spike Dudley

OR:83 CR:87 MQ:80

Randy Orton appears on the titan tron and he is shown in the backstage area. Orton has a huge grin on his face as the fans start to boo him. Orton begins to speak…

Randy Orton: John Cena, I don’t know what you were talking about in that rap the other day because I haven’t called myself the legend killer in quite some time. I believe the last time I called myself that was around August last year when I kicked Mankind’s ass in a Street Fight! You however can say whatever you want about me because the fact is that I am the future of this business, I continually here people say that it is a toss up between John Cena & Randy Orton over who is the better man, who deserves a shot in the big time… only I have the real answer to that Cena, these people know what I’m all about, they know I mean business but your too worried about c-rapping to give a damn about exceeding yourself… that is why I accepted your challenge for a match at WrestleMania XX because I know deep down inside that you don’t have the guts and that you don’t have what it takes to beat me. Randy Orton is the future of this business and I promise you that you will not be walking out of WrestleMania the better man. Whilst they may not have called me the Legend Killer in quite some time, I am still referred to as the Career Killer and at WrestleMania Cena, don’t expect me leave your career intact. You jackass’ better pay attention because after WrestleMania XX, John Cena’s career will be NO MORE!

Randy Orton has a sick smirk on his face as the camera fades off him and the fans in the arena are booing what he just said…

Rating: 88

X-Pac vs Al Snow

What Does Everybody Want? HEAD! Al Snow’s music hits and the fans in the arena go crazy. Al Snow appears on the stage and he walks down to the ring with Head. Snow comes down to the ring and places Head in the corner whilst he warms up. Howl, n.W.o Wolfpac music hits and the fans erupt with boos. X-Pac appears on the stage and the fans boo louder. X-Pac comes down to the ring and tries to nail Snow with a spin kick but Snow ducks underneath and catches Pac with a kick to the gut as he spins around. Pac doubles over and Snow grabs him and nails him with a Brainbuster. X-Pac is down as Snow grabs him and nails him with some right hands. Snow picks up Pac and whips him into the corner. Snow runs at Pac and tries to squash him in the corner but Pac moves out of the way and Snow collides with the turnbuckle post. X-Pac nails Snow with a kick to the jaw. Snow falls down in the corner and X-Pac runs across the ring and then comes flying back and nails Snow with a Bronco Buster. X-Pac is smirking as he gets off Snow whilst the fans are booing him. X-Pac starts posing as Snow climbs back to his feet. Pac goes to nail Snow with an X-Factor but Snow reverses it and sends Pac flying into the ropes. Snow grabs Pac and attempts the Snow Plough but Pac lands behind Snow as he shifts his weight. Snow turns around and gets nailed with the X-Factor. X-Pac starts posing as Snow is down and looks out. Pac covers Snow and the referee counts. 1…………2………… Snow gets his shoulder up and shocks the fans, who go nuts. X-Pac gets up and starts arguing with the referee. Al Snow crawls up behind X-Pac and rolls him up. The referee drops and counts. 1…………2…………3! Al Snow picks up the victory over the shocked X-Pac. Al Snow rolls out of the ring and grabs Head. Snow and Head are celebrating as they walk away whilst X-Pac remains in the ring and looks pissed off. The fans in the arena are going wild whilst Al Snow has now won his second straight match.

Winner: Al Snow

OR:88 CR:85 MQ:93

There is a scuffle backstage and the camera catches up to it. Over the titan tron we see The Outsiders completely destroying The Dudley Boyz. Nash grabs D-Von and nails him with a sidewalk slam on the concrete floor. Nash gets up with a smirk on his face. Nash picks up a table nearby and sets it up. Nash drives D-Von through the table with a Jacknife Powerbomb. Nash can hear the fans booing and he begins to laugh. Hall is pounding on Bubba and slams his head into the brick wall. Bubba bounces off the wall and Hall nails him with a boot to the gut. Hall grabs him and nails him with the Outsider’s Edge onto the concrete floor. The Dudley Boyz are down and out cold as the fans in the arena are booing...

Scott Hall: So boys, who did you say was the greatest tag team of all time?

Scott Hall begins to laugh as does Kevin Nash as they walk away with a smirk on their faces. EMTs rush over to check on the Dudley Boyz and the fans are booing wildly.

Rating: 81

Kane vs Roaddogg

Fire explodes out of the stage and Kane comes out. The fans in the arena are going crazy. Kane comes down to the ring walking slowly and the fans are going wild for him. Kane gets into the ring and poses as fire explodes out of the turnbuckle. Kane’s music is interrupted by the music of the n.W.o Wolfpac. The fans begin to boo as Roaddogg comes out on stage and he is accompanied to the ring by Brett Walters. Roaddogg comes down to the ring and runs at Kane. Kane drops Roaddogg with a boot to the face and the fans went wild. Kane left the ring and started to chase Walters around. Roaddogg slid out of the ring and nailed Kane from behind. Roaddogg pushed Kane face first into the corner post and then slid him into the ring. The fans were booing as Roaddogg began stomping on Kane. Roaddogg looked over at Walters and started to laugh. Kane sat up and Roaddogg started to belt away at him but it did nothing. Kane got back to his feet and grabbed Roaddogg and pushed him into the corner. Kane nails Roaddogg with right after right. Roaddogg is slowly fading out in the corner. Walters jumps up onto the apron and distracts Kane. Kane turns around and grabs Walters quickly. Kane tosses Walters off of the apron and Walters lands on the guard rail. The fans in the arena are going wild. Kane turns around as Roaddogg is standing up and Kane grabs him around the throat. Chokeslam! Kane nails Roaddogg with a vicious Chokeslam and then covers him. 1…………2…………3! Kane picks up the win over Roaddogg in convincing fashion. Walters slides back into the ring but quickly slides back out as Kane tries to grab him. Walters runs up the rampway and into the backstage area as the fans are going nuts. The n.W.o Wolfpac members are scared of Kane. Kane leaves as the fans continue to cheer him on.

Winner: Kane

OR:83 CR:88 MQ:79

Scott Steiner is walking down the corridor and he has his bag and it looks like he is ready to leave the building when Terri Runnels catches up with him…

Terri Runnels: Scott… Scott… Stop! What the world and I would like to know is why? Why did you turn your back on Buff Bagwell earlier tonight?

Scott Steiner: Damn, I thought you were stopping me to see if you could be one of my freaks cause Terri you are looking fine and I think you would make a great freak.

Terri Runnels: Really?

Scott Steiner: Yeah really… As far as Buff Bagwell’s concerned, Its nobodies damn business. It’s my business and I’ll do what I want and when I want to do it and right now Terri…

Steiner leans over and whispers something into Terri’s ear. A smile spreads over Terri’s face and they quickly leave down the corridor with the fans booing Scott Steiner.

Rating: 85

John Cena vs Brock Lesnar

Word Life! John Cena’s music hits throughout the arena and the fans were going crazy. John Cena appears on the stage and the fans cheer louder. John Cena comes down to the ring and he is going wild. John Cena gets into the ring as Here Comes The Pain hits throughout the arena. Brock Lesnar appears on the stage and the fans are booing wildly. Brock Lesnar comes down to the ring and ignores the fans boos as he slides into the ring. The match starts with some mat wrestling. Not the best but mat wrestling none the less. The mat wrestling ends with Brock getting a lucky spinebuster on Cena. The crowd boo's and Brock begins to yell at them. Cena gets up and Brock kicks him in the face. Brock starts to stomp. Skip a bit of the beat down on Cena and we get to Cena taking the advantage. What happens is Brock goes for a triple powerbomb. He hits one. Then two. Then no Cena reverse's by punching Brock in the face multiple times. Brock then falls to his back with Cena landing right on his sternum. Cena then starts to stomp on Brock. He then goes to the top rope. Brock guys up and Cena jumps and hits Brock right in the head with his fist. Cena then goes for the F-U but can't get Brock quite up which starts another beat down on Cena. Brock ends up hitting a crappy version of the F-5. But because of its rather crappy-ness Brock only gets a 2. Brock picks Cena up and gets a bear hug and then throws Cena in a overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Cena goes over and lands oddly on his feet but still on his feet. Cena turns around and Brock runs at him for a clothesline. Cena ducks and Brock hits the turnbuckle ribs first. Cena then knee's Brock in the back. Cena then spins Brock around and lifts him for a F-U. Cena actually gets Brock up and YES HE HITS IT!!! The crowd goes wild. 1...2.... but wait in the shadow of Cena actually hitting it was the fact that the ref got kicked by Brock doing it. Cena gets up and starts to try and wake up the ref. All of a sudden we see Randy Orton in the ring. Orton waits stalking Orton from behind. Cena stands up and turns around. RKO!!!! RKO!!!! Randy just hit the RKO. Orton then leave's the ring as another ref comes rushing down the rampway. The ref slides in and Brock crawls slowly to Cena. He puts his arm over Cena and the ref makes the count 1...2....3!!!!! Brock is announced as the winner as the crowd boo's in anger! Brock Lesnar climbs back to his feet and is posing whilst the fans continue to boo him. The Rock comes tearing down to the ring and the fans go crazy. The Rock slides into the ring and grabs Brock Lesnar. ROCK BOTTOM! The fans in the arena are cheering loudly. The Rock leaves the ring as Brock is down and Cena is slowly getting back to his feet and the fans are going nuts.

Winner: Brock Lesnar

OR:91 CR:88 MQ:95

Victoria & Trish Stratus are in the backstage area when Nidia walks up to them…

Nidia: Well if it isn’t the two little skanky divas.

Trish Stratus: Shut up…

Nidia: Whoa Trish, hold those frustrations in because next week there’s a Fatal Fourway way match and the stipulation will be down with the RAW Roulette wheel and Victoria your WWE Women’s Championship will be on the line…

Victoria: Who the hell told you that? And who is the fourth person?

Nidia: Emad Yehia just informed me and I have no idea who the fourth diva is but I will see you next week and that title belt, WILL be around my waist…

Nidia walks out of the dressing room with a little swagger and the fans are booing her. Trish & Victoria look at her with disgust as she walks out of the dressing room.

Rating: 74

WWE Intercontinental Championship

Batista © vs Ric Flair

Batista’s music hits and the fans in the arena go wild with boos. Batista appears on the stage and he is a very intimidating presence. Batista is wearing the WWE Intercontinental Championship around his waist and the fans are booing. Batista comes down and gets into the ring. Batista starts posing whilst the fans are booing. The Nature Boys music hits and the fans go wild. Ric Flair doesn’t appear on the stage though and the fans are still cheering him on. The music stops as Ric Flair doesn’t appear on the stage. Ric Flair’s music hits again though and Ric Flair still doesn’t show up. The fans are wondering what the hell is going on. Suddenly Batista starts chuckling in the ring as a camera is in the backstage area and Ric Flair is laying unconscious on the concrete floor with blood everywhere whilst Chris Jericho and EMTs are checking on him. Batista is laughing as he watches the EMTs stretch Flair into an ambulance and Jericho drives off with the ambulance. Did Batista attack Ric Flair? Or was it someone else? The referee rings the bell and announces that this match is a No Contest but Batista retains the WWE Intercontinental Championship. Batista starts smiling as he grabs a microphone from ringside. Just before Batista can talk though… TIME TO PLAY THE GAME! Triple H’s music hits. The fans in the arena go nuts. Triple H comes tearing down to the ring and takes d own Batista. Triple H begins nailing Batista with rights and lefts. The fans are going crazy. Triple H is beating the hell out of Batista and the fans love it. Finally Batista rolls Triple H over and starts to beat him up. Batista climbs back to his feet and waits as Triple H stands up. Batista grabs Triple H and drives him into the mat with a vicious spinebuster. Batista gets back to his feet and he has a smile on his face as Triple H is clutching his back on the mat. Batista grabs Triple H by the hair and pulls him up. Batista sets up Triple H in the middle of the ring and goes for the Sit-Out Powerbomb but Triple H nails Batista with a low blow and the fans cheer loudly. Triple H backs against the ropes and runs forward nailing Batista with a high running knee. Batista slowly gets back to his feet and Triple H grabs him and sets him up in the middle of the ring. PEDIGREE! The fans are going wild. Triple H nails Batista with the Pedigree and the fans are cheering. Batista is down on the mat as the fans and Triple H celebrate. Triple H grabs Batista’s WWE Intercontinental Championship belt and holds it high in the air as he is standing above Batista. Triple H throws the belt down into Batista before he walks off leaving Batista out on the mat.

Winner: No Contest

OR:93 CR:98 MQ:88

As WWE RAW is going off the air Triple H is still posing as he is standing above Batista but many fans are still wondering wether it was Batista that attacked Ric Flair or if it was someone else from the RAW brand?…

Overall Show Rating: 88%

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WWE Smackdown!

12th February 2004

WWE Smackdown! kicks off with a video package that is highlighting what will go down at No Way Out 2004 in just 72 hours… Chris Benoit defending the WWE Championship in a Fatal Fourway Elimination match, Heath Cameron & Emad Yehia putting it all on the line against each other, Eddie Guerrero putting his spot in the main event of WrestleMania XX on the line against the Big Show… and many more matches…. Pyrotechnics explode from the stage and roof as WWE Smackdown! hits the air with the fans going nuts…

Funaki vs Ultimo Dragon

Kai En Tai’s music hits throughout the arena and the fans go crazy with boos. Funaki appears on the stage and he has Taka Michinoku at his side. Kai En Tai come down to the ring and the fans are booing them as they are posing and taunting the fans. The Buzzsaw hits and Ultimo Dragon & Tajiri appear on the stage with the WWE Tag Team Championship belts around their waists. Dragon gets into the ring and is eyeing off Funaki. Dragon turns around to take off his belt when Funaki pounces on him and nails him with a dropkick to the back. Dragon flies into the ropes and falls backwards. Funaki catches him and nails him with a reverse suplex and the fans boo loudly as Funaki gets up posing. Funaki picks up Dragon and whips him into the corner. Funaki jumps and splashes Dragon in the corner. Funaki sets up Dragon and goes for a Tornado DDT out of the corner but Dragon reverses it and hits a huge overhead suplex and holds on for the pinfall. 1…………2……… Funaki gets his shoulder up. Dragon & Funaki both get up at the same time. Funaki goes for a clothesline but Dragon reverses it and applies the Dragon Sleeper to Funaki. Funaki taps out immediately. Taka Michinoku slides into the ring and attacks Dragon. The fans are booing until Tajiri slides into the ring and gets into the thick of things. Tajiri nails Taka with a kick to the back of the head and Taka hits the deck hard. Tajiri & Dragon begin to pose with the WWE Tag Team Championship belts when suddenly a masked Japanese wrestler enters the ring through the crowd. He is a slightly larger man than both Dragon & Tajiri and he blind sides both. The mysterious man picks up Tajiri and sends him crashing into the mat with a vicious powerbomb. The man picks up Dragon and nails him with a huge brain buster. The fans in the arena are booing loudly as the mysterious man helps Kai En Tai back up and they head into the backstage area leaving the WWE Tag Team Champions down and out in the middle of the ring.

Winner: Ultimo Dragon

OR:90 CR:81 MQ:99

“Party Up”

Party Up by DMX hits and Emad Yehia appears on the stage. The fans boo loudly as Emad Yehia struts down to the ring. Emad gets into the ring and grabs a microphone from the ring announcer and the fans boo as he begins to talk…

Emad Yehia: All you ignorant, pieces of trash better listen up because this isn’t going to be the last time Emad Yehia appears on WWE TV. This isn’t going to be the last time I book a match on WWE TV… However tonight there will be a LAST, tonight will be Heath Cameron’s last night on the job as one of the GM’s of the WWE!

“Save Yourself”

Save Yourself by Sense Field hits and the fans go nuts. Heath Cameron appears on the stage and he has a microphone in his hand. The fans are going wild…

Heath Cameron: Whoa, did you just say that it would be my last night as one of the GM’s of the WWE? Cause if you did, you’ve got to be kidding yourself. You know damn well that I will beat you and that tonight will be your very last Smackdown! Go on, I wont interrupt anymore because I know you have to say good bye to the people in the arena…

Emad Yehia: See, that’s where your wrong Cameron, these people don’t need me to say goodbye, they need you to say goodbye!

Heath Cameron: We’ll see Emad… We’ll see… You said you were going to book a match… Tell the people what match your making for tonight!

Emad Yehia: You’re a pushy man Cameron, but tonight in this very ring two of the four men in the main event of No Way Out will have warm up matches… Edge will take on Billy Kidman whilst Kurt Angle will face The Big Show…

Heath Cameron: What about Benoit & Booker, they need warm up matches as well then otherwise it just ain’t fair, so tonight, Chris Benoit will be in the ring against Lance Storm and Booker T will take on Rey Mysterio… There now everybody gets to be warmed up for this Sunday…

Emad Yehia: God, you always have to try and one up me, don’t you… Well this Sunday that’s all going to end because I will be leaving with my job and you, you’ll be heading straight for that unemployment line!

Emad Yehia throws down his microphone as a smirk spreads on Heath Cameron’s face. Heath & Emad are staring at each other as the fans go wild and are expecting a good match between the two at No Way Out…

Rating: 92

The Undertaker vs Seven

Deadman Walking… The Undertaker’s music hits throughout the arena and the fans go crazy. The Undertaker comes down to the ring on his motorcycle and the fans go nuts. Undertaker gets into the ring and is posing when Seven’s music hits. It seems as though the WWE has stopped introducing them as members of The Hybrid. Seven comes out onto the stage. Fire is exploding out of the stage behind him. Seven gets into the ring and the brawling starts. Taker nails Seven with a huge right hand which rocks him. Seven bounces back with a huge right hand to Taker. Both men are exchanging blows that would usually knock any other wrestler down. Taker grabs Seven and pushes him into the corner. Taker begins to pound on Seven in the corner. The fans are going crazy as Taker nails Seven with a huge right hand. Seven drops down in the corner and Taker begins to stomp on him. Taker backs off as he lets Seven get back to his feet. Seven stands up and walks right into a side walk slam from Taker. Taker covers Seven and the referee counts. 1…………2………… Seven gets his shoulder up. The fans are booing as Taker gets back to his feet and didn’t win the match there. Taker gets back up and raises his hand high into the air. The fans begin to cheer loudly as Seven stands up and Taker grabs him around the throat. Taker picks up Seven and drives him into the mat with a Choke Slam. The fans in the arena go crazy. The lights in the arena go out and they flicker back on with a green colour. Taker looks up at the stage as the lights come back on and he has a pissed off look on his face. Taker turns around and receives a boot to the gut from Seven. Seven grabs Taker and drives him into the mat with a vicious spine buster. Taker is on the mat and is in serious pain as he clutches at his lower back. Seven pins Taker and the fans in the arena are booing. 1…………2…………3! The Undertaker is out and Seven just pinned him. The fans are booing loudly as Seven climbs back to his feet and picks up Taker. Seven delivers another huge spinebuster to The Undertaker. The fans are booing loudly. The Undertaker slams against the mat and his body crumbles underneath him. EMTs run down to the ring to check on The Undertaker as Seven leaves with an expressionless look on his face.

Winner: Seven

OR:82 CR:74 MQ:90

Charlie Haas is shown walking around in the backstage area. Charlie walks around a corner and gets blasted with a kick to the jaw. Benjamin was waiting and nailed Haas with a vicious All About The Benjamins. Haas hits the floor hard and the fans in the arena are standing and booing the actions of Benjamin. Shelton has a smirk on his face as he talks smack to Haas…

Shelton Benjamin: You better get used to that position cause this Sunday, I’m going to make you my BITCH!

Shelton starts smiling as the fans in the arena are booing wildly. Shelton walks away with a cocky look as the fans boo.

Rating: 83

Booker T vs Rey Mysterio

Look who’s jumpin’ out the sky… Rey Mysterio’s music hits loudly and the fans in the arena cheer. Rey Mysterio appears on the stage and gets a great pop from the fans. Mysterio runs down to the ring and slaps a few fans hands on the way down. Mysterio gets into the ring and Can You Dig It… SUCKA! Booker T’s music hits and the fans boo loudly. Mysterio is waiting and Booker T never shows up. The fans are booing and we find out why as Booker enters the ring and attacks Mysterio from behind. Booker entered the ring through the crowd. Booker jumps Mysterio from behind. Booker nails Mysterio against the ropes and whips him across the ring. Mysterio flies into the turnbuckles with brute force. Mysterio slaps against the ring hard. Mysterio gets up and gets hit with a superkick to the face. Mysterio hits the mat again and Booker covers him this time. 1…………2………… Mysterio gets his shoulder up. The fans let out a cheer as Booker T gets up with a pissed off look on his face. Booker starts arguing with the referee. Booker turns around and Mysterio isn’t on the mat anymore. Mysterio comes off the top rope and nails Booker with a missile dropkick. Booker falls backwards and comes off the ropes. Mysterio catches him and plants him into the mat with a hurricanrana. Mysterio covers Booker and the fans go crazy. 1…………2………… Booker gets his shoulder up and the fans boo. Booker climbs back to his feet and he looks embarrassed that Mysterio is beating him. Booker goes to clothesline Mysterio but Mysterio ducks and nails Booker with a sweep to the legs. Booker falls against the ropes. The fans go nuts as Mysterio runs off the ropes and nails Book in the face with a 6-1-9! Mysterio goes to the outside of the ring. Suddenly Shannon Moore & Chyna come running down to ringside. Shannon Moore jumps up onto the apron and distracts the referee. Chyna runs around and nails an unsuspecting Mysterio with a low blow. The fans begin to boo as Chyna & Shannon Moore leave. Booker gets back to his feet and grabs Mysterio. Booker brings Mysterio back into the ring from the apron with a Book End! Booker covers Mysterio and the referee makes the count. 1………2………3! Booker T picks up the win over Rey Mysterio thanks to help from Shannon Moore & Chyna. The fans are booing as Booker T leaves with a smirk on his face as he looks back at Mysterio in the middle of the ring.

Winner: Booker T

OR:90 CR:88 MQ:92

The Acolytes are shown sitting at a table backstage. There is a knock on a door and a man walks through the empty door frame. Bradshaw & Farooq both have confused looks on their faces as this man walks through.

Bradshaw: Who the hell are you?

?: Whoa I’m not here to fight… My name is Ben, I’m a huge fan of yours and Stone Cold’s… Those three jerks your fighting on Sunday asked me to come and tell you that there is a new stipulation that Emad Yehia just added to your match on Sunday...

Farooq: What the hell is it? DAMN!

Ben: If you guys lose then there will be no more beer drinking on Smackdown! from The Acolytes or Steve Austin and if there is, you will be fired on the spot!

Bradshaw: You know what i'm getting damn sick and tired of this Right To Censor crap...

Bradshaw gets up and slams down his beer on the table and walks right past as Farooq just sits in his chair and watches his partner walk off with the shits...

Rating: 86

Kurt Angle vs The Big Show

Medal… Kurt Angle’s music hits and Kurt Angle appears on the stage. The fans are going crazy as Kurt Angle walks down to the ring and pyrotechnics go off behind him. Angle gets into the ring as The Big Shows music hits. The Big Show appears on the stage and he has a smirk on his face as he slowly comes down to the ring. Show gets into the ring and goes for a huge right hand to Angle but Angle ducks underneath and nails Show with a dropkick to the back of the knee. Show bends down and Angle grabs him from behind. Angle goes for a german suplex but he can't lift Show. Show starts to laugh as he nails Angle with an elbow to the side of the head. Show laughs as Angle bounces away and Show nails him with a kick to the side of the head. Angle hits the mat hard and Show covers him. 1...........2........ Angle gets his shoulder up. Show stands up and picks up Angle. Angle is set up in position for a side walk slam from Show. Show hits the side walk slam but Angle takes out the referee with a boot the face. The referee falls to the mat and the fans are going wild. Show grabs Angle around the throat and lifts him off the mat. Eddie Guerrero comes charging down to the ring with a steel chair in hand. Eddie blasts Show with the chair across the back. Show drops Angle and Eddie blasts him in the face with the steel chair. Show falls to the mat and the ring shakes. The fans in the arena are going wild. Eddie drives the chair down into the ankle of Show a couple of times before leaving with a smile on his face. Show slowly climbs back to his feet using the ropes as a way to get up. Show begins to clutch at his ankle as Angle comes from behind and nails him with an Olympic Slam! Angle doesn’t cover Show. Angle walks around the ring and takes down the straps off his trunks. Angle applies the Angle Lock to Show. Show starts screaming in pain and spitting all over the ring. Show tries to reach the ropes but can’t make it. Show taps out. Angle lets go of the hold and starts celebrating in the ring. The fans are going nuts as Angle gets up and begins to celebrate. Show begins to clutch his ankle and the fans are cheering. Angle leaves Show in the middle of the ring as he picks up a huge win before the WWE Championship match at No Way Out this Sunday.

Winner: Kurt Angle

OR:92 CR:95 MQ:88

Torrie Wilson is backstage and she is standing in her locker room with Dawn Marie… The horny male fans in the arena go wild as Dawn takes off her shorts and reveals a sweet red G-String…

Dawn Marie: So… Are you going to tell me?

Torrie Wilson: Tell you what?

Dawn Marie: What’s happening with you and Christian?

Torrie Wilson: What do you mean? Nothing is happening between Christian & I…

Dawn Marie: Well that’s not what it looks like to me and the rest of the Smackdown! Brand…

Torrie Wilson: Christian isn’t the slightest bit interested in me and even if he was… what makes you so sure I’m interested in him?

Dawn Marie: I’ve seen you eyeing him off lately… Giving him those stares… I know damn well you want him and I know for sure he wants you…

Torrie Wilson: Nah, Christian isn’t interested in me…

There is a knock on the door and a guy walks in with a bunch of flowers covering his face so they can’t see him… Torrie Wilson & Dawn Marie gaze at each other and then turn back as the guy removes the flowers covering his face… The fans go crazy…

Christian: Torrie, these are for you! I’ve actually got to run… Read the card and it will explain all…

Christian hands the flowers to Torrie Wilson before he walks off quickly… Torrie grabs the card and begins to read it to Dawn…

Torrie Wilson: Miss Torrie Wilson, this Sunday night is No Way Out 2004 and I couldn’t think of any better way to spend it, than with you! If you accept, meet me at The World in New York City at 8.30 and ill show you, the most beautiful woman in the world, the night of your life… Yours Forever, Christian… xox!

Dawn Marie: Oh what a sweet heart… What are you going to do?

Torrie Wilson: Well… I guess… I guess ill be………….. MEETING CHRISTIAN in New York on Sunday night…

Dawn Marie: Nice, you go girl… Have the night of your life. OK?

Torrie Wilson: Well, ill try…

Dawn Marie gets changed and leaves the dressing room. The fans in the arena are going crazy. Torrie Wilson smells her flowers and a smile spreads across her face and the fans are going crazy…

Rating: 88

Edge vs Billy Kidman

Never Gonna Stop. Edge’s music hits throughout the arena and the fans let out cheers. Edge comes charging down to the ring through heaps of mist and the fans cheer. Edge gets into the ring and begins posing on the top rope. Edge hops off the top rope as his opponents music hits. Billy Kidman comes running down to the ring and goes after Edge. Edge counters Kidman’s attack and nails Kidman with a hip toss. The fans in the arena cheer as Edge takes Kidman down and begins nailing him with punches and punches. Edge gets up and lets Kidman get back to his feet. Edge goes for a suplex but Kidman counters it and sends Edge crashing into the mat with a vicious DDT. Kidman begins stomping on Edge as the fans boo him. Kidman climbs to the top rope and waits as Edge gets up. Edge gets back to his feet and Kidman takes him down again with a flying hurricanrana. Kidman covers Edge and the referee counts. 1…………2……… Edge gets his foot on the bottom rope and the referee stops the count. Kidman gets up and begins to argue with the referee. Kidman grabs Edge from behind and the fans boo. Kidman nails Edge with a Kid Krusher. Kidman gets a cocky smirk on his face as he climbs to the top rope. Kidman leaps from the top and attempts the Shooting Star Press but Edge rolls out of the way and Kidman hits nothing but mat. The fans go crazy. Edge gets back to his feet and grabs Kidman. Edge goes for the Edge-U-Cutioner but Kidman pushes Edge away and the fans boo. Edge bounces off the ropes and nails Kidman with a spear. The fans go crazy. Edge covers Kidman and the fans cheer as the referee counts. 1…………2……………3! Edge pins Kidman after nailing him with a huge spear. Edge gets back to his feet and starts posing for the fans as Kidman lay on the mat clutching his stomach. Edge walks away with a dominating win over Billy Kidman right before his huge championship match at No Way Out.

Winner: Edge

OR:87 CR:86 MQ:89

Over the titan tron we see a video vignette, which highlights every match for WWE No Way Out 2004…

WWE Championship Fatal Fourway Elimination

Chris Benoit © vs Edge vs Booker T vs Kurt Angle

Winner Takes All, Loser Leaves Town

Emad Yehia vs Heath Cameron

WrestleMania XX Main Event Spot On The Line

Eddie Guerrero vs The Big Show

WWE United States Heavyweight Championship

Sean O’Haire © vs Jamie Noble

Steel Cage

Shelton Benjamin vs Charlie Haas

The Undertaker vs Steven Gerrard

Rey Mysterio vs Shannon Moore

WWE Tag Team Championship

Ultimo Dragon & Tajiri © vs Kai En Tai

Matt Hardy vs Lita

The fans in the arena are watching the video eagerly and they love the video that plays…

Rating: 85

Chris Benoit vs Lance Storm

Lance Storm’s music hits and the fans in the arena cheer loudly. Lance Storm comes out onto the stage and the fans go crazy. Storm comes charging down to the ring and he begins to pose in the ring and the fans cheer him on. Whatever by Our Lady Peace hits and the fans in the arena begin to boo. Chris Benoit appears on the stage and he has the WWE Championship belt around his waist. Benoit comes into the ring and starts the match off. Benoit takes off the WWE Championship belt and nails Storm in the face with it. The bell sounds and the match starts. Storm is bleeding already as blood pours from between his eyes. The fans in the arena are booing as Benoit picks up Storm and drops him shoulder first onto his knee. Benoit begins to stomp away at the shoulder of Storm as the fans boo him. Benoit begins to pose against the ropes as Storm slowly gets up behind him. Benoit turns around and charges at Storm. Storm grabs Benoit and takes him down. Storm applies a sharpshooter to Benoit. Storm isn’t letting go of the hold. There is blood pouring from the head of Storm and it is dripping all over the ring after that cheap shot with the championship belt from Storm. Benoit is trying desperately to reach the ropes. Benoit reaches out and grabs the bottom ropes and pulls himself under. Benoit rolls out of the ring and Storm follows him out. Storm grabs Benoit and pushes him into the barricade. Storm chops away at Benoit’s chest. Storm grabs Benoit and goes to whip him into the ring post. Benoit reverses it and sends Storm into the post. Storm’s shoulder bounces off the post and the fans in the arena boo. Benoit gets up and grabs Storm. Benoit whips Storm shoulder first into the steel steps. A smirk appears on Benoit’s face as he rolls Storm back into the ring. Benoit gets into the ring and grabs Storm. Benoit applies an arm bar to Storm and the fans are booing. Storm won’t tap out though. Benoit gets up and lets Storm get up. Benoit goes to nail Storm with a clothesline but Storm moves out of the way and Benoit bounces off the ropes. Benoit bounces back and Storm catches Benoit in the face with a super kick. Storm falls on Benoit and the referee makes the count. 1…………2………… Benoit gets his shoulder up and the fans boo. Storm gets back to his feet and Benoit slowly gets up. Storm grabs Benoit and whips him into the ropes. Benoit counters it and pulls Storm into him. Benoit nails Storm with a german suplex and holds onto Storm. Benoit delivers another german suplex to Storm. The fans in the arena are booing wildly as Benoit continues to deliver german suplex after german suplex to Lance Storm. Benoit holds on with the last one and gets the bridge and the referee counts. 1……………2……………… Storm gets out and the fans go nuts. Benoit gets up and he has a pissed off look on his face. Benoit begins to stalk Storm as he climbs back to his feet. Storm turns around and Benoit catches him and applies the Crippler Cross Face! Benoit is wrenching at the shoulder and neck of Storm. Storm manages to counter it and he rolls onto Benoit and the referee counts. 1…………2………… Benoit counters it and gets Storm back in the Crippler Cross Face. Blood is continually flowing from the head of Storm. The fans in the arena are booing like crazy people. Benoit is wrenching harder and harder. Storm stops moving in the middle of the ring. The referee checks on Storm and then calls for the bell. Lance Storm has passed out to the pain and blood loss. The referee announces that Chris Benoit has won the match. The fans in the arena are booing wildly as Benoit grabs the WWE Championship and begins to pose with it.

Winner: Chris Benoit

OR:98 CR:96 MQ:100

As WWE Smackdown! Is going off the air, Chris Benoit is celebrating with the WWE Championship over a fallen and bloody Lance Storm after Benoit picked up the huge win just days before he has to defend his WWE Championship in a Fatal Fourway Elimination match at No Way Out 2004…

Overall Show Rating: 87%

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