The England thread

[DavidMarrio]

Harry Kane you mongoloid!! How the fuck did you not score that, you shit cunt 

Sorry not sorry 

DAMN YOU NEMESIS!!! 

[Gazz]

'Own Goal' has now scored 49 goals for England.

[Lineker]

Martin O'Neill had had a go at Roy saying he is putting heavy pressure on Jack Grealish  to choose between representing England or Ireland. 

[TCO]

He's going to choose England, maybe get one or two caps that'll tie him and then never appear again. If he was going to play for Ireland, he would've already.

I'm not convinced by him at all but he should still choose Ireland. It's who he's played with the whole way up and the FAI have shown immense patience and care with him while he waits and decides. 

[Benji]

I hope he doesn't choose England, we've got enough nobs in the national team as is without that oily chav, and I include Jamie Vardy in that "nob" comment.

[9 to 5]

He's going to choose England, maybe get one or two caps that'll tie him and then never appear again. If he was going to play for Ireland, he would've already.

I'm not convinced by him at all but he should still choose Ireland. It's who he's played with the whole way up and the FAI have shown immense patience and care with him while he waits and decides. 

Can't argue with that reasoning at all.

[Lineker]

Roy Hodgson has confirmed reports that England had chosen the commune of Chantilly in northern France as their base for next summer's tournament.

"We had a clear set of criteria we wanted to fulfil: proximity to training ground, type of town, proximity to airport, and quite a few others," said the head coach.

"When we looked around, we eventually thought Chantilly was the one which best fulfilled those criteria."

The 68-year-old also welcomed the news England would play away to European champions Spain in Alicante on 13 November. That fixture is the first of three pre-Euro 2016 friendlies which will see the team face tournament hosts France (17 November) followed by world champions Germany (26 March).

"I've always had France and Spain fixtures in my mind. We now know where we will play that game in Spain," he added.

He also touted Raheem Sterling to go on and win 100 caps. In the same presser, Wayne Rooney said that he will never retire from England duty.

[Kyle]

Rooney to officially beat Charlton and Own Goal in the scoring charts tonight?

[MDK]

C'mon INGERLAND~! Beat these Nazi gold stealing, cuckoo clock making, chocolate eating, cheesey bastards!

[Thrilla]

Delph has already pulled his hamstring

[MDK]

Bloody hell

[Kyle]

I felt a disturbance in the force, as though thousands of Aston Villa fans cried out in joy.

[MDK]

I can feel the sympathy for him from Villa fans from here.

[Kyle]

Good ol' Jonjo forgetting he's not Ross Barkley.

[Thrilla]

Is it Tactics Tim on commentary with Poo-tache?

[Kyle]

Nope, it's Glenn Hoddle and Clive Tyldesley.

[Dan]

I love this new Chrome add-on.

[MDK]

This has been drab so far. Standard stuff for England. Our midfield looks pants.

[Whisper]

Yeah crazy when you think we've gone from having Lampard, Gerrard and Scholes available a few years ago, to the likes of Shelvey, Milner and Henderson now... 

[Dan]

@Lineker

Hmm...