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THE CHAPTERS OF TNA

What is the Chapters of TNA you may be asking yourself. NWA:TNA will become a book, with storylines becoming Chapters in the Book. What exactely is a Chapter? It can be a gimmick, a new tag-team, a storyline, the introduction of a new wrestler. Sometimes a Chapter may not be clear at first, things will not always be explained at the beginning, but it will become clear eventually. A Page is the total amount of segments the Chapter has generated. For example, if a match occurs between two wrestlers in a Chapter, than that would be Page #1.

A segment is not necessarily reduced to entailing one Chapter. As things progress in the Book, you shall see that Chapters shall intersect and in some cases, Chapters may run into other Chapters.

There are no rules in this diary. Any wrestler may be hired, fired, or changed at any time; although it will not be announced. The only postings that shall be made are those of what occured on the shows. You the reader shall become a mark, not ever clearly aware of whether or not a wrestler has been hired or fired.

Chapters can and will evolve. Just because Wrestler C was not included in the Chapter at the beginning does not mean that they cannot join the Chapter down the line. Wrestlers will never be contained to one angle, simply free to be part of as many angles as possible. Some wrestlers will not even be main players in Chapters yet appear heavily on the show.

Hopefully you enjoy and just remember. Feedback is always appericiated, no matter it be negative or positive.

OPEN CHAPTERS

1. SCHOOL SPIRIT (PAGE #17)

2. KASH HAS BEEN WORKING FOR THE DRUG SQUAD (PAGE #9)

3. INTERNATIONAL X (PAGE #19)

4. THE BATTLE FOR STYLES(PAGE #7)

5. GILBERTI 4 PRESIDENT(PAGE #6)

6. DIRT OFF YOUR SHOULDER (PAGE #6)

7. QUEER INVASION(PAGE #7)

8. THE SUITS(PAGE #2)

9. FLOCK AND THEY SHALL COME(PAGE #2)

CLOSED CHAPTERS

BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS (PAGE #13)

B IS FOR A-B-YSS (PAGE #12)

SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS (PAGE #12)

DIRECTOR OF AUTHORITY (PAGE #3)

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WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 4TH 2004

NWA:TNA on PPV

THIS WEEK : “JARRETT vs. NEW COMER”

PRE-SHOW SEGMENT

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #1

Jeff Jarrett enters the Asylum with a guitar in hand, his TNA title in his hands. Jeff Jarrett points at the fans with the guitar and yells a few obscenities at them. They start a makeshift “JARRETT SUCKS” chant that doesn’t get too loud. Jeff Jarrett picks up the microphone and runs down the crowd a little. Jarrett says that tonight marks the night he laughs. Jarrett says Vince Russo has informed Jeff Jarrett he is facing Jonny C, an 18-year-old kid. Jarrett says right now the kid should be on summer holiday, not walking down the aisle to get his ass kicked by the Chosen One. Jarrett says he would be glad enough to put up his World Title tonight against the 18-year-old kid. Jeff Jarrett insults the youngster a little more until his microphone cuts off.

An average size man jumps over the railing and slides into the ring and tackles Jarrett! The announcers state they believe it is Jonny C, a young grappler who is quite talented. Jarrett gets in a few good shots, but Jonny C sends Jarrett to the floor and he picks up the microphone. In his thick British accent, Jonny C says he didn’t fly overseas to lose to Jarrett and that he’d be walking out of the Asylum tonight with the TNA World Title around his waist!

We head straight into the Pay Per View with the main event established already!

KASH HAS BEEN WORKING FOR THE DRUG SQUAD; PAGE #1

Jeff Hardy vs. Julio Dinero

This marks the return of Julio Dinero to TNA and he doesn’t get too warmed up to the crowd before they get on their feet for Jeff Hardy. Jeff Hardy enters the Asylum to a gigantic pop. Hardy rushes down the aisle and without a second to spare opens fire on Julio Dinero. Hardy gets in all of his typical offense to get the fans on their feet and screaming. All of the sudden, Kid Kash and a man wearing a blue uniform appear on the stage. Jeff Hardy hits the Twist of Fate on Julio Dinero, and all of the sudden the big man and Kash enter the ring and attack Jeff Hardy. The referee rings for the bell. The man wearing the blue uniform drops Jeff Hardy with one hell of a power bomb and than signals for another. The man hits about three power bombs on Jeff Hardy, than drags Jeff Hardy to the back.

WINNER : JEFF HARDY by DQ.

SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS; PAGE #1

We see in the back a figure standing in an open door way. The figure is wearing a hot pink suit with a top hat on. The figure swings around and it is Father James Mitchell! Father James Mitchell corrects the audience, because he isn’t Father James Mitchell, he is Daddy James now! He yells out, “Who is your daddy?” a few times and than stops. Daddy James says that tonight he is embarking upon a quest to re-establish himself in the world of professional wrestling and has therefore enlisted in the help of the most destructive force in the wrestling world; “Queer Guys With Wrestling Eyes”. Lodi and Lenny Lane enter and they smile to the camera. Daddy James says that the wrestling world better be ready to for the Queer Invasion!

INTERNATIONAL X ; PAGE #1

X-Division Title Match

AJ Styles vs. The Amazing Red

The match is superb, with so much action to watch it is unbelievable. The Amazing Red is nearing a victory at 7 minutes, but AJ Styles manages to avoid a defeat and manages to stop the Amazing Red with a Styles Clash that is picture perfect! AJ Styles gets up to his feet, when Michael Shane super-kicks him and demands a match be started.

WINNER : AJ STYLES

INTERNATIONAL X ; PAGE #2

X-Division Title Match

AJ Styles vs. Michael Shane /w Traci

AJ Styles managed to carry Michael Shane to a very good match. Michael Shane uses a more grounded/brawling offense to wear-down the already tired AJ Styles. Michael Shane hits three consecutive super kicks and it appears that the match is over, but AJ Styles kicks out. AJ Styles ducks a fourth super kick and kicks Michael Shane in the head. Frankie Kazarian tries to interfere in the match, but AJ Styles manages to kick him off the apron and than roll-up Michael Shane for the victory. Kazarian and Shane are just about to double team AJ Styles, when Hector Garza rushes down to the ring and helps AJ Styles clear the ring of his enemies. The two have a stare-down and than go their separate ways.

WINNER : AJ STYLES

B IS FOR A-B-YSS ; PAGE #1

Vince Russo approaches Goldylocks who is dialing a cell-phone. Russo asks Locks where Abyss is. Goldylocks says that she isn’t sure, but that Russo is restricted from talking to the big-man. Russo asks why. Goldylocks says that Abyss isn’t in the most stable state as we speak and putting him near anyone could be destructive to anyone’s safety. Russo says that is bullshit and that he wants to speak with Abyss RIGHT know. Goldylocks refuses and says that there isn’t anything Russo can do. Russo says yes there is; Russo fires Goldylocks! Goldylocks throws a tantrum and says that Russo will regret it!

B IS FOR A-B-YSS ; PAGE #2

Loser Leaves Town Match

Abyss vs. Johnny Fairplay

In this odd-match, Johnny Fairplay begs for Abyss to calm down. Abyss charges a few times, but stops when Fairplay pleads with him. Abyss eventually grabs Fairplay and choke slams him. Fairplay is picked up, put in the torture rack and dropped. When Fairplay manages to get up to his feet, all it takes is a running Black Hole Slam and a 1-2-3 to send him to the unemployment line. Russo walks down the aisle to try and get a word with the big man, but Abyss looks thrown off. Abyss screams, rushes at Russo and nearly takes his head off with a gigantic clothesline! Emergency workers rush out and begin to work on Russo who looks to be seriously injured.

WINNER : ABYSS

BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS; PAGE #1

Elimination Match

The Naturals, Sabu & Sonjay Dutt vs. America’s Most Wanted, The Sandman & Raven

This match can be summed up with the term clusterfuck! The Naturals and America’s Most Wanted brawl around in the ring, not even tagging, while Raven and Sabu brawl all around the arena. Sonjay Dutt takes a huge beating from the Sandman than involves an atomic drop onto the railing! Raven and Sabu are brawling around in the audience when America’s Most Wanted drops Andy Douglas and Chase Stevens with two separate Death Sentences. America Most Wanted eliminates both men. Sabu and Sonjay Dutt take a huge beating, but Sabu manages to go crazy with a chair and than as a result, hit an Arabian face-buster on James Storm for the elimination. Sonjay Dutt manages to pull the tights of Chris Harris and eliminate him with a roll-up. Raven and The Sandman dish out a huge amount of punishment to Sabu and Sonjay Dutt. Sabu manages to eliminate The Sandman with a moonsault. Raven knocks Sonjay Dutt out at the same time with an Even Flow DDT! The last two men brawl around the ring a little. Raven manages to drop Sabu with an Even Flow DDT and the match seems to be over when out of no where Shane Douglas rushes down to the ring and drops Raven with a Pittsburgh Plunge! Sabu manages to cover for the victory. Shane Douglas taunts Raven a little while he is on the mat and it seems as though Shane Douglas has made yet another impact on the career of Raven!

SURVIVING MEMBERS : Sabu

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #2

NWA World Title Match

Jeff Jarrett vs. Jonny C

The crowd really get behind Jonny C in the bout chanting J.C at the beginning and throughout the bout. Jonny C starts off the bout in control, showing Jarrett that he isn’t just some high school student, that he is one hell of a wrestler. Jarrett manages to get the upper hand and than control the bout a little. Jeff Jarrett polishes up Jonny C with a little offense and than teases the Stroke numerous times. Jarrett just seems to be toying with Jonny C. Jarrett hits the Stroke and than covers. One-two-thre… KICKOUT! Jarrett is shocked. Don West and Mike Tenay are shocked. The audience is shocked. Jarrett is so furious he picks him up for another Stroke. Jonny C manages to reverses it into a Russian Leg Sweep and than locks in the Sharpshooter! Jarrett is in the hold for a good two minutes, but refuses to tap. Jonny C is going to win the NWA World Title in his first TNA appearance! Jarrett manages to break the hold by grabbing the ropes. Jarrett and Jonny C make it to the outside and there is some brawling going on. Ron Killings makes his way down the aisle, and the referee becomes distracted stopping him. On the outside, Jarrett crowns Jonny C with a guitar shot. Jarrett rolls him into the ring and than picks him up. The referee gets in the ring as Jarrett hits the stroke and than gets the 1-2-3! Killings is absolutely pissed off by his hasty actions and sends Jarrett to the floor. Killings raises the hand of Jonny C and than hugs him. Jonny C looks pissed at Killings, but goes through with the hug anyway. The show ends with Killings saying he wants to show the world how talented Jonny C is because of what he did this week.

WINNER : JEFF JARRETT

FRIDAY, AUGUST 5TH 2004

TNA IMPACT

THIS WEEK : “STATUS REPORT OF VINCE RUSSO”

We are given a brief recap of what happened at the PPV; Jarrett vs. Jonny C in a fantastic bout, Shane Douglas attacking Raven, Jeff Hardy being “abducted”, Russo being dropped with one hell of a clothesline and the return of Father James Mitchell as Daddy James. Tenay says that tonight, we will have an update on how Russo is fairing in the hospital, plus Shane Douglas will be on hand to wrestle.

BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS; PAGE #2

Shane Douglas enters the ring with a microphone and he announces to the fans that he is indeed here for a reason. Shane Douglas admits he did hurt Raven on Wednesday, but he isn’t sorry in the slightest bit. In fact, Shane Douglas announces he is pleased with what he did. Shane Douglas knows the fans don’t like him much, but that is fine. Because Shane Douglas realized that Raven is bad for the sport. Raven represents that small portion of the wrestling population who like to use tables and who like to uses chairs. Shane Douglas says he did work in ECW, a company where there were lots of weapons and lots of violence. Shane says he has seen the light.

Shane Douglas calls for a boycott of all weapons! Shane Douglas says he can’t stand it anymore, watching all of these people get injured because of reckless wrestlers like Raven and the Sandman. Shane Douglas says even Sabu and Sonjay Dutt can be seen as threats to the safety of workers like Shane Douglas! Shane Douglas is interrupted by familiar music and the first match of the night starts up.

BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS ; PAGE #3

No DQ Match

Shane Douglas vs. The Sandman

The Sandman enters the ring with a Singapore cane and knocks some sense into Shane Douglas! The fans explode in a cheer as Shane Douglas hits the mat, trying to avoid another shot. Shane Douglas gets up to his feet and he is bleeding already. The Sandman uses every single weapon nearby to destroy Shane Douglas, including chairs, tables, and lots more. Sabu rushes out to the ring and with Shane Douglas watching, levels The Sandman with a mean looking chair shot. Shane Douglas looks at Sabu with disgust, but than covers The Sandman for the 1-2-3. After the match, Shane Douglas grabs a towel and covers his wounds. He rushes to the back as Sabu grabs a chair and swings away at the Sandman. Mike Tenay says that Shane Douglas is a damn hypocrite for allowing Sabu to use the chair shot on Sandman.

WINNER : SHANE DOUGLAS

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #3

Jonny C enters the ring through the crowd and announces to the fans that he has arrived in TNA and that he is proud to be here. Jonny C says they might not have seen his debut match on Wednesday but stepping in the ring with Jarrett was a dream come true. Jonny C says unleashing so much punishment on a prick like Jarrett was great, almost therapeutic at times. Jonny C says he just has one bone to pick after Wednesday night, and it is with Ron Killings! Jonny C says he cost him the Title last night and Jonny C says that don’t sit well with him. If Killings hadn’t shown up, Jarrett would have never got to use the guitar on him and Jonny C says he would be the World Champion right know. So Jonny C says that Killings better watch out, because Jonny C is going to have to even the score a little. This is met with a pretty negative reaction, to which Jonny C ignores. Jonny C heads to the back as the fans are confused as to the status of Jonny C alignment.

INTERNATIONAL X ; PAGE #3

AJ Styles vs. Michael Shane & Frankie Kazarian /w Traci

AJ Styles has no tag-team partner in this match and has to fight off his two enemies by himself. AJ Styles puts up quite the fight and actually manages to dominate a good portion of the match, simply because Kazarian and Shane do not communicate enough. AJ Styles manages to knock Shane to the floor and than hit the Styles Clash on Kazarian! Traci has the referee distracted and this doesn’t sit well with Styles. Michael Shane enters the ring with the X-Division Title and knocks AJ Styles out with the referee distracted. Frankie Kazarian gets the jaded win and Shane and Kazarian start to beat up Styles. Hector Garza heads to the ring and sends both men to the floor. Garza and Styles have yet another stare-down that is hyped by the announcers as a battle of the best of both America and Mexico. AJ Styles sticks his hand out for a handshake and Garza reluctantly shakes the hand.

WINNER : AJ STYLES

B IS FOR A-B-YSS ; PAGE #3

Dusty Rhodes vs. Abyss

Dusty Rhodes comes down the aisle and the fans give a great reaction to the old man. Rhodes says that we all saw that Russo is in the hospital after a malicious attack by Abyss, but Dusty wants to get his intentions out of the way. He is aware that he is too compete in a wrestling match, but Rhodes can't. Rhodes says he is too old and that he can barely get up in the mornings. Rhodes is here to tell us that Russo won’t be back until… Abyss’s music interrupts Dusty Rhodes. The big man looks scared shitless as a confused Abyss walks out with Goldylocks. Goldylocks points at Dusty Rhodes and yells destroy. A few seconds pass and Abyss still looks confused. Abyss grabs Dusty Rhodes and hits a huge choke slam, and Dusty Rhodes looks to be seriously injured. Abyss covers and gets the three count. Abyss disposes of the referee and begins to throw a tantrum. Security comes out to escort an un-employed Goldylocks from the building, but Abyss deals with the security guards by giving them the Black Hole Slam. Goldylocks grabs a microphone and says that she is the most destructive woman in the entire sports entertainment business because of Abyss and that next she will become the Director of Authority at TNA because of Abyss. The announcers are not sure on how Abyss can grant her the power, but are aware of Abyss’s strength.

WINNER: ABYSS

INTERNATIONAL X ; PAGE #4

NWA Tag-Team Title Match

Team AAA vs. The Naturals

Garza and Negro are representing AAA in this bout. The Naturals do a great job of targeting Negro in the corner as Hector Garza stays off to the side waiting for the tag. When Garza is tagged in, the match lights on fire as Garza has endless energy to use towards the Naturals. Garza drops Chase Stevens with a power bomb and than goes for the Corkscrew Moonsault, but Michael Shane manages to distract the referee while Frankie Kazarian goes for a chair shot. This back fires as Kazarian hits Andy Douglas with a chair shot instead. Garza dropkicks Kazarian to the outside and than hits the Corkscrew Moonsault on both Andy Douglas and Chase Stevens for the three count! Team AAA has won the Tag-Team Titles. AJ Styles rushes down to the ring to help clear the ring. AJ Styles and Hector Garza stare each other down once again in a tense situation that just ends with both men leaving, as opposed to shaking hands like they did earlier. The announcers pose the question; ‘what is the relationship between the X-Division Champion, AJ Styles and Hector Garza?’

WINNER : TEAM AAA to WIN THE NWA TAG-TEAM TITLES

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Wednesday, August 11th 2004

TNA ON PPV

THIS WEEK : “AJ STYLES vs. FORMER X DIVISION STAR”

PRE-SHOW SEGMENT

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #4

We don’t even get to see the audience, we are simply given a hype package of Jonny C, including never before seen backstage video clips. Jonny C’s match with Jeff Jarrett is shown in clips, with Jonny C giving bits and pieces of his “wisdom”. Jonny C ends the segment by telling all of the children to have faith in their own skills and they can achieve their goals!

As the clip concludes, TNA ON PPV kicks off with the typical opening video. The end clip is different though, it contains a clip of Goldylocks promising that she will be the new Director of Authority in TNA using Abyss to accomplish what she needed to.

B IS FOR A-B-YSS ; PAGE #4

Goldylocks comes down the aisle and demands to have a microphone. No one will hand her one. Security rushes down the aisle and are about to arrest her when she pulls out a contract and shows it to the security guards. They back off and head to the back. Goldylocks rolls to the outside and than demand a microphone, showing the ring crew this contract. Goldylocks is handed a microphone and apologized to. Goldylocks slides in the ring and she laughs into the microphone. Goldylocks announces that things are going to change. Goldylocks says she managed to do some research in the last couple of days and found a loophole; Don Callis did in fact become the sole Director of Authority a while back and the Board of Directors was disbanded. And Don Callis was replaced by Vince Russo.

But Goldylocks wanted to know what happened when Vince Russo couldn’t do the job. So she looked into the paperwork that was signed. And, EURIEKA, she found it. Unless Vince Russo had specified who was going to replace him before he took a leave of absence, than it was up to the Board of Directors to reunite and assign the role to someone else. Goldylocks was able to get the Board of Directors together this weekend and was able to apply to the role. So Goldylocks was able to become the new Director of Authority.

Goldylocks is interupted by D’Lo Brown who comes down the aisle with a microphone. D’Lo has made his return to the Asylum. D’Lo says he was always a friend of Vince Russo and he saw the heinous attack that Abyss made on Vince Russo. And D’Lo states that a new Director of Authority HAD already been appointed, but nobody checked. D’Lo says he isn’t sure who the D.O.A is, but he is aware that soon the replacement will step forth. But the D.O.A has decided to remain nameless at this point. D’Lo says that he came here for one reason. To kick Abyss ass in that RING! Now!

B IS FOR A-B-YSS ; PAGE #5

D’Lo Brown vs. Abyss /w Goldylocks

D’Lo is attacked from behind by Abyss the makeshift match begins. D’Lo basically bumps around for Abyss making him look good. D’Lo actually gets a good run in and manages to drop him with the Sky High. D’Lo goes to the top and hits the Low Down. D’Lo covers, but Abyss kicks out barely. Abyss manages to drop D’Lo with the Black Hole Slam and get the victory. Abyss picks D’Lo up and drops him with two more Black Hole Slams just to ice the cake.

WINNER : ABYSS

SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS ; PAGE #2

Lenny /w Daddy James vs. Shark Boy

Lenny comes out to a huge “FAG” chant. Lenny doesn’t acknowledge the chant, just wrestles the match. Shark Boy is over big time with the fans as he is facing a hated wrestler. Shark Boy is going for the big finisher, when Lodi appears out of no where and with Daddy James distracting the referee, Lodi sprays Shark Boy with hairspray which allows for Lenny to hit a DDT for the victory.

WINNER : LENNY

KASH HAS BEEN WORKING FOR THE DRUG SQUAD ; PAGE #2

Kid Kash enters the ring and says he has been asked by numerous people where the hell is Jeff Hardy. Well, Kid Kash says that he would like to introduce to the fans a good friend of his ; Officer Engyma. Officer Engyma walks down the aisle and into the ring. Kash says that he cut a deal with the Nashville Police League and is now on the Drug Squad. Kash says that wrestling isn’t always going to pay his bills, so Kid Kash has to do something to make the debt disappear. Kash says that Jeff Hardy was injecting heroine into his arm each and every week and that the junkie is away in jail now. And if there are any other junkies in the audience, in the ring, working the floor, they aren’t safe from Narq Kash!

KASH HAS BEEN WORKING FOR THE DRUG SQUAD ; PAGE #3

Narq Kash vs. Teddy Hart

This match is for pure comedic relief. Kash tries to search the pockets and uniform of Teddy Hart, while trying to do wrestling moves. While going for a suplex, Kash enters the pocket of Teddy and pulls out various objects. One of them happens to be a condom which garners a groan from the audience, than laughter. Teddy Hart manages to make a come back and goes for the sharpshooter, but Officer Engyma cheats and allows for Narq Kash to get the victory. Post-match, Narq Kash grabs a microphone and says that Hart is clean, but Kash is sure there are other law breakers in the ring.

WINNER : NARQ KASH

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #5

JEFF JARRETT & GLEN GILBERTI vs. SIMON DIAMOND & RON KILLINGS

Back and forth battle between the two awkward teams. Diamond and Killings are obviously better at working together as the bumbling idiot Gilberti manages to screw up just about every chance he gets to win the match. Gilberti is sent to the floor with a super kick by Diamond who follows up. Killings has the victory on Jarrett, but Jonny C pulls the foot out from underneath Killings and allows for Jarrett to move in for the kill and land him with the Stroke. Jonny C heads to the back as Jarrett and Gilberti celebrate, and Killings and Diamond look on in anger with what happened.

WINNER : JEFF JARETT & GLEN GILBERTI

BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS ; PAGE #4

NWA Tag Team Title, No DQ Match

SHANE DOUGLAS & SABU vs. TEAM AAA vs. RAVEN & THE SANDMAN vs. THE NATURALS

An interesting bout to say the least. These 4 teams are very mismatched; The Naturals an up and coming light weight team, Team AAA a combination of quick and strong Mexicans, Douglas and Sabu where one is a hardcore hater and the other an enthusiast, and Raven and The Sandman two men who love to fight. Shane Douglas takes a beating from Raven and Sandman, bleeding a lot! Sabu takes to the air and lands on Negro on the outside. Lots is always happening throughout the bout that doesn’t allow for the audience to breath. Team AAA manages to steal a victory after Shane Douglas refused to use a chair and Garza knocked him senseless for the victory. Post-match, Sabu slaps Shane Douglas and than hits an Arabian Facebuster on him. Sabu than hits Raven with a stiff chair shot. The announcers make light of the fact that Sabu hates both Raven and Shane Douglas it seems, which could lead to an interesting three-way dance.

WINNER : TEAM AAA

INTERNATIONAL X ; PAGE #5 and THE BATTLE FOR STYLE; PAGE #1

X-Division Title Match

AJ Styles vs. X

The former denominator of the division walks down the aisle and AJ Styles looks fearless. X stands on the outside and AJ takes to the air and lands on him. A bout that contains every type of style ; mat wrestling, power and brute strength, agility and speed. All of the X Division Wrestlers walk out onto the stage to watch the match. X manages to gain control of the bout and drop AJ Styles with the cradle spiked pile driver from hell that has the fans “oooh” in pain. To add to the fact, X drops him with two more cradle spiked pile drivers and goes for the cover. Mike Tenay asks the fans, “is the Chosen one, indestructible?!?!” The referee hits one. The referee hits two! The referee hits…..

THREE! X has won the X Division Title upon his return and AJ Styles is defeated. The fans are in awe as to what they have seen. Bullshit chants emerge. X gets up to an absolutely dead audience after a long match that had the fans going. X raises the title to a huge boo. AJ Styles makes it up to his feet and the fans chant “AJ, AJ, AJ, AJ” over and over again. AJ Styles doesn’t address the fans and leaves without looking at anyone. The X-Division wrestlers look scared with the man who they have to beat now… a monster who will rip them apart!”

WINNER : X to WIN THE X DIVISION TITLE

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FRIDAY, AUGUST 13TH 2004

TNA IMPACT

THIS WEEK ; “ABYSS vs. D’LO BROWN ; #2”

SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS ; PAGE #3

Lodi /w Daddy James vs. D-Ray 3000

Short and sweet match which basically consists of Lodi playing the typical gay heel to the fans hatred and D-Ray playing the face in peril. D-Ray keeps making quick comebacks, only for Daddy James to distract the referee and Lodi to cheat. Lodi manages to low blow D-Ray when the referee isn’t looking and to hit a pile driver for the victory. Post-match, Lenny and Lodi double team D-Ray until Shark Boy rushes down to make the save.

WINNER : LODI

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #6

Jonny C vs. Johnny Swinger

The match kicks off very quickly, with Jonny C debuting the unlimited talent he brings to the company. Jonny C from the get go controls the flow of the match. Jonny C really works the knee of Johnny Swinger setting him up for the Sharpshooter. Jonny C applies the Sharpshooter and Johnny Swinger manages to squirm to the ropes. Jonny C gets distracted with the referee for a brief moment and Jonny C manages to drop him with a super kick which leads to the downfall of Jonny C. Post-match, Jonny C tries to shake the hand of Johnny Swinger, but ends up getting tossed to the outside.

WINNER : JONNY C

INTERNATIONAL X ; PAGE #6

X Division Title Match

X vs. Chris Sabin

The announcers put it correctly in calling Chris Sabin the sacrificial lamb ; Chris Sabin tries to put up a valiant effort but X just tosses him around the ring in a stunning feat of strength. X goes for the Cradle Pile driver, but the whole thing goes askew when Ahmed Johnson enters the ring and attacks X! What in the hell is going down? Ahmed Johnson drops X with a Pearlriver Plunge! Chris Sabin tries to thank Ahmed, but he ends up getting hit with the same maneuver! Ahmed Johnson heads to the back as the fans chant “AHMED, AHMED” (OOC : okay, not really, but still, this angle IS going somewhere).

WINNER : DRAW

THE BATTLE FOR STYLE ; PAGE #2 and SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS; PAGE #4

AJ Styles is shown in his locker room doing up his boots, apparently getting ready for some sort of a match. Daddy James enters the locker room with a note in hand and he begins to laugh in a very queer manner. AJ Styles asks what is so funny. Daddy James says the new D.O.A asked Daddy James to hand this note to Styles. AJ Styles rips it open and begins to read it. AJ Styles looks angered, grabs his bag and tosses it against the wall. AJ Styles has a bleep-fest and than just storms out of his dressing room yelling about how he was going to kick the new D.O.A’S ass!

BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS ; PAGE #5

No DQ Match

Raven vs. Sabu

Two of the most violent men in professional wrestling clash in what could only be described as bloody. Raven hit a brain buster that probably made everyone bite their nails. Sabu hits him with a chair shot and goes for the Arabian face-buster, but Shane Douglas enters the ring and takes the chair away. Sabu drop kicks the chair into the face of Shane Douglas. As Sabu is distracted, Raven drops him with an Even Flow DDT and the victory. Post-match, Sonjay Dutt enters the ring and says that Sabu will face Shane Douglas in a match next week and that Sabu doesn’t care if it is No DQ or NOT, he will make sure Shane Douglas leaves bloody! Shane Douglas refuses to partake in a No Holds Barred.

WINNER : RAVEN

B IS FOR A-B-YSS ; PAGE #6

Abyss /w Goldylocks vs. D’Lo Brown

Goldylocks tries to oust who the new D.O.A is, but she is interupted by D’Lo who enters the ring and attacks Abyss. The two brawl out on the floor and than they take their fight to the audience. In a gut crushing moment, D’Lo charges at Abyss, and Abyss hits a Black Hole Slam onto a table and than onto the pavement! Abyss drags D’Lo back to the ring and than covers him for the 1-2-3. Emergency workers rush out and help D’Lo to the back as Abyss celebrates. Goldylocks demands to know who the new D.O.A is. Abyss grabs her by the throat and choke slams her in the middle of the ring. As Goldylocks gets up to her feet, Abyss drops her with a Black Hole Slam and than Abyss heads to the back! Goldylocks and D’Lo Brown both have become victims of Abyss mean streak on Impact!

WINNER : ABYSS

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Wednesday, August 18TH 2004

TNA ON PPV

THIS WEEK : “THE RETURN OF DUSTIN RHODES!”

PRE-SHOW SEGMENT

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #7

Another Jonny C promo to hype up TNA’s hopeful next big super star. With new added footage of the feud between Ron Killings and Jeff Jarrett, plus his match with Johnny Swinger. Jonny C explains the importance of the Sharpshooter and how Bret Hart was one of his favorite wrestlers ever. We end with Jonny C stating he will become the new TNA champion, whether it be in the next few weeks or a year away.

SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS ; PAGE #5

Dustin Rhodes enters the Asylum to a huge pop. Dustin Rhodes walks down the aisle as the fans chant “Goldust” to which he acknowledges with a wave. Dustin Rhodes picks up a microphone and he says that he has returned to the Asylum with one goal in mind. The NWA TNA, World Championship. Dustin Rhodes says that he will do everything in his path to earn that title shot. And Dustin Rhodes says that includes beating Chris Harris, AJ Styles, or any former #1 contender.

Daddy James arrives with the Queer Guys With Wrestling Eyes. Daddy James says that if Dustin Rhodes thinks he is so worthy of a title shot tonight, than why not face the two baddest boys in wrestling history ; Lenny and Lodi. Dustin Rhodes simply states, “you guys aren’t worth my time.” Daddy James insults Dustin Rhodes by saying he is a has-been. Dustin Rhodes says when he puts it that way, he’ll face either one of them tonight. Daddy James says how about tonight Lenny gets his chance. And than next week, Lodi can get his chance to prove they are two of the most dominant wrestlers in the future of wrestling! Dustin Rhodes accepts.

SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS ; PAGE #6

Dustin Rhodes vs. Lenny

Dustin Rhodes dominates the match and hits the typical Dustin Rhodes offense. Dustin Rhodes gets freaky, but realizes that he is facing someone who wouldn’t mind the attention, so he drops down and low blows him! Dustin Rhodes puts him in the corner and SHATTERED DREAMS! Dustin Rhodes hits the Curtain Call and the match is over. Jeff Jarrett rushes out from the back and drops Dustin Rhodes with a Guitar Shot! Jeff Jarrett says he will do everything in his power to prevent Rhodes from getting a title shot.

WINNER : DUSTIN RHODES

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #8

Jonny C vs. Abyss

Jonny C seems to be fearful of what could possibly happen when he steps in the ring with Abyss. Lots of chasing around the ring in this match. Jonny C hits and runs a lot, staying out of the reach of Abyss whenever it seems like he is doing. Jonny C hits a snag when he rushes into the ring and gets hit with a Black Hole Slam. Jonny C loses the match. Abyss seems ready to hit him with another, but Jonny C escapes the grasp of Abyss and rushes to the back for safety.

WINNER : JONNY C

BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS ; PAGE #5

No DQ Match

Shane Douglas vs. Sabu

A bloody affair between the two wrestlers with Sabu playing to the crowd yet act very heelish. Sabu busted open Shane Douglas early on and than took him to the outside. Sabu hit one sic-looking move after another to keep Shane Douglas reeling. Eventually Sabu goes for the Arabian face-buster, but Shane Douglas moves out of the way and than drops Sabu with the Pittsburgh Plunge for the three count. Shane Douglas heads to the back but Raven attacks him on the ramp, than Even Flow DDT”s him onto the set.

WINNER : SHANE DOUGLAS

KASH HAS BEEN WORKING FOR THE DRUG SQUAD ; PAGE #4

Officer Engyma vs. Willow the Wisp

Officer Engyma calls anybody out from the back ; but someone doesn’t come out from the back. Willow the Wisp, an alter ego of Jeff Hardy, rushes out from the crowd and attacks Officer Engyma starting up the match. The fans chant “HARDY, HARDY” the entire bout. Narq Kash comes out with his hand-cuffs half-way through the match, but Willow. Willow the Wisp manages to steal a win with a Swanton Bomb, and than after rushes out of the arena through the crowd.

WINNER : WILLOW THE WISP

INTERNATIONAL X ; PAGE #7

NWA Tag-Team Title Match

Team AAA vs. America’s Most Wanted vs. Michael Shane & Frankie Kazarian vs. The Naturals

The fans are pretty much split on who to cheer, AMW or AAA. But the two teams work together to take on the young light-weights. Andy Douglas and Chase Stevens eventually try to cheat with chairs, but Hector Garza dropkicks them out of their hands and than power bombs both. Chris Harris lands a spear on Garza and covers for the two count. Michael Shane super kicks Chris Harris out of the ring. James Storm super kicks Harris out of the ring. Negro goes for a sunset flip on Storm, but Storm holds on. Garza drop kicks Storm into the pin and gets the three count.

WINNER : TEAM AAA

GILBERTI 4 PRESIDENT ; PAGE #1

Glen Gilberti, wearing a suit and tie, walks down the aisle shaking the hands of the audience. Glen Gilberti says that he is going to throw his hat into the running for President of the United States of America. And Glen Gilberti says that he is aware he might be the under-dog now. In fact, Gilberti says early estimates say he has 0.00000% of the vote. But Gilberti is optimistic because he thoroughly believes in the Democratic conventions set forth by the great leaders before us! Gilberti smiles, gives a thumbs up, than heads to the back. Mike Tenay simply states, “I think Gilberti is a little late, no new candidates can be entered.”

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #9 and DIRT OFF YOUR SHOULDER; PAGE #1

NWA World Title Match

Ron Killings vs. Jeff Jarrett

Ron Killings seems to be on top of his game this evening, by putting on one hell of a show. Killings keeps the fans entertained with his flamboyant maneuvers. Jeff Jarrett tries everything in his power to keep the title wrapped around his waist. Jeff Jarrett eventually even takes the referee out of the equation and goes for the guitar. Jonny C rushes out to the ring and he tells Jarrett to drop the guitar. Killings shoves C; Jarrett shoves C. They ask who is Jonny C with; Jeff Jarrett or Ron Killings? Jonny C thinks about it for a brief second, than slaps Killings. Killings looks stunned and Jarrett begins to laugh. Jonny C grabs Jarrett by the neck and delivers a Stunner. Jonny C rolls out of the ring as Jarrett wobbles around the ring, and Killings hits him with a Scissors Kick. Killings covers and the referee makes the three count. Ron Killings, three time NWA World Champion! Jonny C and Ron Killings embrace in the middle of the ring as the show ends.

WINNER : RON KILLINGS and NEW NWA WORLD CHAMPION

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Friday, August 20th 2004

TNA IMPACT!

THIS WEEK : “Killings the Champion!”

INTERNATIONAL X ; PAGE #8

X Division Title Match

X vs. Jerry Lynn

We kick off Impact! with a bang, as Jerry Lynn goes against the monster X! Jerry Lynn tries everything to take the big man down, but sees nothing that will. An idea strikes Lynn and he attacks the knee of X. X looks very weak as Lynn attacks the knee. Jerry Lynn is going for the Cradle Pile-driver when Teddy Hart appears out of no where and distracts Lynn. X manages to hit a Cradle Spiked Piledriver out of no where and gets the victory. Teddy Hart hugs X in the middle of the ring as Teddy kicks Jerry Lynn a little.

WINNER: X to RETAIN HIS TITLE

SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS ; PAGE #7

#1 Contenders Match

Queer Guys With Wrestling Eyes /w Daddy James vs. America’s Most Wanted

The announcers tell the fans that it is a #1 contenders match here tonight! Lenny and Lodi try to use their queer as folk offense to rile up Chris Harris to no avail. Lenny comes from the top rope with a drop kick, than plants a kiss on Chris Harris. Lodi gets in the ring and shoves Lenny, yelling about being faithful. James Storm and Chris Harris look pissed off as they stand by watching the relationship trouble. James Storm and Chris Harris go for a double clothesline, to which Lenny ducks and rolls up Chris Harris for the three count. Lenny and Lodi leave the ring holding hands with Daddy James waving to America’s Most Wanted. Dustin Rhodes appears on the stage and jumps both Lenny and Lodi! Dustin Rhodes throws a few punches here and there and than sends them to the back!

WINNER : QUEER GUYS WITH WRESTLING EYES

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #10

Jonny C vs. David Young

Jonny C has the fans clearly behind him after he helped Ron Killings to victory last week. The fans are chanting “JONNY” the entire match. David Young seems to be ready and willingly to lose to Jonny C, not really getting any offense in. Jonny C hits a drop kick to the knee, than locks in the Sharpshooter for the victory. Jonny C celebrates after the bell. Jeff Jarrett enters the ring through the crowd with a guitar! Jarrett slams the guitar down on Jonny C and leaves him lying in a puddle of blood. Jeff Jarrett raises his hands in victory as the announcers ask where the heck is Ron Killings to bail out his new friend, Jonny C.

WINNER : JONNY C

B IS FOR A-B-YSS ; PAGE #7

D’Lo Brown barely comes down to the ring, as he is limping and having a real hard time. D’Lo slides in the ring and than he grabs a microphone. D’Lo says that he can’t walk tonight, and that he isn’t about to give up. But D’Lo says someone in the back has scheduled a match tonight with D’Lo facing Abyss. D’Lo says he didn’t go to a doctor this week, because D’Lo can’t afford a doctor. D’Lo says he shouldn’t be wrestling but someone doesn’t understand. Someone is out to kill D’Lo Brown! D’Lo wants an exclamation. D’Lo demands this new D.O.A making the matches come down to the ring, NOW! Dustin Rhodes comes down the aisle, but Rhodes establishes early on that he isn’t the D.O.A. Dustin Rhodes was ordered to come down here to tell D’Lo that he has to compete tonight against Abyss, or he will be fired. D’Lo flips out and demands the D.O.A come down here right now!

B IS FOR A-B-YSS ; PAGE #8

Abyss vs. D'Lo Brown

Abyss rushes out to the ring and than sends Dustin Rhodes over the top with a clothesline. Abyss toys around with D’Lo Brown, just tossing the injured super star around the ring. Dustin Rhodes pleads with the referee to end the match as D’Lo begins to bleed internally. The referee calls for the bell and rewards the match to Abyss. Dustin Rhodes tries to help D’Lo out, but out of no where, Lenny and Lodi appear and knock out Dustin Rhodes with a chair shot! Abyss awaits for D’Lo to get up and he hits a Black Hole Slam that had to hurt. Lenny and Lodi taunt Abyss a little, than head to the back as Abyss follows looking to hurt the two!

WINNER : ABYSS

DIRT OFF YOUR SHOULDER; PAGE #2

Ron Killings heads to the ring with a microphone in hand. All of the sudden the microphone is cut off. Ron Killings looks at the crowd in disbelief. ‘OHHHH YEAH… CAN YOU DIGGIT?’ the fans look to the entrance as the Macho Man Randy Savage heads to the ring! Randy Savage gets in the ring and looks up and down at Ron Killings. Randy Savage extends his hand for a handshake. Ron Killings is in complete awe, so he shakes the hand. Randy Savage connects with a clothesline. Ron Killings gets up to his feet and another clothesline. Randy Savage hits another, and another, and another! Randy Savage hits a body slam, climbs up top and lands the big Flying Elbow Drop! Randy Savage heads to the back, leaving the fans in complete shock and awe as to the events that occurred tonight!

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Wednesday, August 25th 2004

TNA ON PPV

THIS WEEK : “Dustin Rhodes vs. Lodi”

PRE-SHOW SEGMENT

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #11

Jeff Jarrett comes down to the ring and he tells the fans he has had enough of Jonny C. Of course, everyone has. So Jarrett has enlisted the help of a good friend to eliminate Jonny C from TNA. Jeff Jarrett wants to introduce the fans to Jonah Edelman, who fans might remember. Tough Enough competitor Jonah Edelman walks down the aisle with a stupid looking smile on his face and he grabs the microphone from Jarrett. Jonah says he got into the business for one reason ; to shake the hand of Jeff Jarrett. Jonah shakes the hand of Jeff Jarrett. Jonah says that he will do anything and everything for Jeff Jarrett; no matter what mountain he has to climb.

BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS ; PAGE #6

No DQ Match

Raven vs. Sabu

Raven is indeed the fan favorite in the match. Sabu is accompanied to the ring by Sonjay Dutt and Raven is alone. Sonjay and Sabu really lay a hurting on Raven the entire match. In fact, at some point it seems like a two on one. Shane Douglas eventually comes down to be the equalizer and he helps Raven out a little. Raven drops Sabu with the Even Flow DDT and he gets the victory. Post-match, Shane Douglas drops Raven with the Pittsburgh Plunge and than challenges him to a match next week at the PPV!

WINNER: RAVEN

KASH HAS BEEN WORKING FOR THE DRUG SQUAD; PAGE #5

Willow The Wisp and The Amazing Red vs. The Drug Squad

Narq Kash and Officer Engyma throughout the match try to take the mask of Willow the Wisp off to reveal that is in fact Jeff Hardy so they can arrest the fugitive! The Amazing Red does an amazing job in the ring and covers up for Willow’s obviously slow behavior and sluggish behavior, staying out of the action. Willow the Wisp hits a Twist of Fate on Kash and than climbs up top for the Swanton Bomb, but Officer Engyma low blows him with a night stick, and than hits a big boot to the outside. Kash hits the Money In the Bank on Amazing Red and gets the three count. Post-match, Kash threatens Willow the Wisp that if he doesn’t take off the mask, he will hurt Amazing Red. Willow the Wisp rips off his mask to reveal … that it is Julio Dinero!?! Kash shoves Amazing Red out of the ring and looks pissed. Out of no where, another Willow the Wisp enters the ring and attacks Kash and Officer Engyma, sending them to the outside. Willow the Wisp does the typical Jeff Hardy taunts than rushes out of the arena.

WINNER : THE DRUG SQUAD

INTERNATIONAL X; PAGE #9 and THE BATTLE FOR STYLE ; PAGE #4

NWA Tag Team Title Match

X /w Scott D’Amore and Ahmed Johnson vs. Team AAA

Ahmed and X have zero chemistry as they keep eyeing each other down. Hector Garza clearly has the fans in the palm of his hands as they keep cheering his name. Augila takes a bad bump as Ahmed Johnson almost kills him with a power bomb. AJ Styles rushes out to the ring as X is about to power bomb Garza and trips X. Garza manages to hit a corkscrew moonsault for the victory. Garza shoves Styles after the bell and than yells at him that he doesn’t need his help. X attacks Garza from behind and drops him with the cradle spiked pile driver for salt in the wound. AJ Styles tries to help Garza, but security come down and escort AJ Styles from the ring. The announcers say that they believe AJ Styles has been suspended from appearing at TNA shows.

WINNER : TEAM AAA

SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS ; PAGE #8

Daddy James is in the backstage area with Lodi and Lenny and they are hyping up Lodi’s match with Dustin Rhodes tonight. Daddy James says that Lodi may not be the straightest person in the world, but that doesn’t mean he can’t kick ass. Daddy promises tonight an upset, because not only does Dustin Rhodes underestimate Lodi, but the fans do to. Lodi speaks up and says that tonight, he is going to electrify the audience with his flamboyant offense and amazing fashion. Lodi blows a kiss to the camera and heads to the ring.

SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS ; PAGE #9 and B IS FOR A-B-YSS ; PAGE #9

Lodi /w Daddy James vs. Dustin Rhodes /w Dusty Rhodes

The father-son combination comes to the ring to a massive pop. Lodi just gets beaten on the entire match, but gets in some very bizarre offense. Lodi low blows Dustin Rhodes, than grabs his crotch and plays with it to the fans boo. Dustin Rhodes hits an upper-cut than puts him in the corner. Shattered Dreams coming up, but Lenny slides in the ring to stop Dustin Rhodes, only to get tossed into the groin of Lodi! Dustin Rhodes hits the Curtain Call for the victory. Post-match, Dustin and Dusty Rhodes beat on The Queer Guys With Wrestling Eyes as Daddy James tries to do something about it. Abyss rushes out to the ring, but Dustin Rhodes gets out of the ring quickly. Dusty Rhodes, who was injured at the hands of Abyss, looks to be in trouble as Abyss just kicks him in the face. Abyss looks at Daddy James and than tries to grab him by the throat, but he stops and heads to the back. The plot thickens.

WINNER : DUSTIN RHODES

GILBERIT 4 PRESIDENT ; PAGE #2 and THE BATTLE FOR STYLES; PAGE #3

Glen Gilberti comes out wearing a suit, shaking the fans hand as he walks down the aisle. Gilberti grabs a microphone and promises the fans one thing and one thing only… a future for America. And that is why Glen Gilberti is running for the President of the United States of America. Gilberti says that wrestling and America go wayyyy back to the olden days. The lights dim in the arena. Familiar theme music hits up over the speakers. ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage walks down to the ring and the fans are chanting “MACHO MAN, MACHO MAN”. Randy Savage doesn’t waste his time as he knocks Gilberti down with a forearm, climbs to the top and flying elbow drop. Randy Savage grabs a microphone and he says tonight is not a night that the Macho Man Randy Savage wants to be here in the arena for. Because Macho Man has come to TNA for one reason; to kick some ass. Randy Savage says he has wrestled with the greatest; except for one man. Randy Savage says about two weeks ago he got a call on his cell-phone saying, “MACHO MAN! MACHO MAN! You seen this kid, AJ Styles?” And the Macho Man knew that it was serious. So Macho Man managed to score himself a spot in TNA for a match with AJ Styles. Only to learn the new D.O.A, whomever it may be, had suspended AJ Styles until he could prove himself. So Randy Savage is going to keep beating the hell out of everyone until AJ Styles is ready. Randy Savages says that he will keep kicking the asses until AJ Styles has a permanent job.

SCHOOL SPIRIT; PAGE #12, DIRT OFF YOUR SHOULDER; PAGE #3 and B IS FOR A-B-YSS; PAGE #10

#1 Contenders Match

Jonny C & Ron Killings vs. Jonah & Jeff Jarrett vs. Randy Savage & Abyss vs. America’s Most Wanted

Despite the fact that Lenny and Lodi are the number one contenders for the tag-titles, we are still having a title match to determine the number one contenders, for whatever reason. Randy Savage and Abyss are definitely the most dominant team in the ring, with Abyss just crushing the opponents one by one. Everyone in the ring just decides to take on Abyss, giving him shot after shot. Abyss eventually makes the tag to Randy Savage who enters the ring and just goes berserk. Jonny C accidentally drop-kicks Ron Killings over the top and to the outside. Jeff Jarrett accidentally clotheslines Jonah over the top rope. Jarrett and Jonny C brawl to the outside. Randy Savage goes for the Elbow Drop off the top, but Chris Harris bumps the ropes and spears Abyss and gets the victory. America’s Most Wanted are the number one contenders with Lenny and Lodi! But it isn’t over, the ring becomes complete and utter chaos.

WINNER : AMERICA’S MOST WANTED

DIRECTOR OF AUTHORITY ; PAGE #1

The ring is total and complete chaos. All of the sudden the lights drop. Upon the screen the words, ‘THE D.O.A IS COMING ; IN TWO WEEKS.” Everyone stops fighting and looks at the screen. All of the sudden loud pops fill the arena and everyone hits the floor. A voice laughs over the P.A as the arena fills with multi color smoke. TNA has become complete and utter anarchy, on the brink of shambles!

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Ok... the Fed is great, and I like the "Storylines Galore" angle's. BUT one huge thing is missing, we don't know the whole roster and who is face and heel!? That would be a pretty good thing to know and all. I like Jonny C coming in and being pushed, but I think I only like it thanks to Reverse, who writes LAW, made him Pyscho Mike Legion and a great character. I like the storylines, but it is just too hard to get behind with out knowing whos face, heel, or tweener.

So I hope to see you post the roster and such not soon,

Nick

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I've been tossing around the idea about posting a roster, BUT, it would be difficult because I am very far ahead in the actual game [i have storylines written up to October, to give you an idea]. I don't really think a roster post is in need, but if it will help others, than I'll do it. Post some thoughts, give me a shout.

Wednesday, August 27th 2004

TNA IMACT!

THIS WEEK : “Who is #1 Contender for the tag-titles?”

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #13

Jonah Endleman vs. Shark Boy

Pretty short match designed to debut Jonah Endleman to the audience. Jonah is definitely not the strongest in the ring, but he has a way of getting the fans to hate him. Jonah Endleman hits a running power slam called the TE Slam (which obviously stands for Tough Enough). Jonah points at the camera and than does a cut-throat towards Jonny C.

WINNER : JONAH ENDLEMAN

INTERNATIONAL X ; PAGE #10

Hector Garza vs. Chris Sabin vs. Petey Williams /w Scott D’Amore vs. Michael Shane

All 4 wrestlers are superb in-ring talents. Garza and Sabin seem to have a mutual respect to which they try not to use offensive moves on each other. Sabin hits the Future Shock on Shane, but Williams manages to break-up the count at the last minute. X appears on stage with the X-Division Title in hand. X distracts Garza long enough for Petey Williams to drop Sabin with the Flipping Pile-driver for the victory.

WINNER : PETEY WILLIAMS

GILBERTI 4 PRESIDENT ; PAGE #3

Gilberti comes out and he begins to kiss a few babies, trying to pamper his image for the fans but no one buys it. Gilberti states that last week he was attacked because there wasn’t enough security in the arena. Randy Savage is a menace who does not belong here. Gilberti states he doesn’t know exactely who Randy Savage thinks he is, but Gilberti has one thing he wants to talk about. The Economy. Gilberti says that the economy in this country definitely needs some work. Gilberti orders someone from the back to bring some sort of chart with statistics on it, but instead the Sandman rushes out to the ring with a kendo stick in hand. The Sandman busts open the forehead of Glen Gilberti and than picks up a microphone. Sandman says far too often politics and wrestling have an interaction. And The Sandman thinks it is bad news. The Sandman says wrestling is about getting drunk and kicking ass, both of which the Sandman is going to do know!

GILBERTI 4 PRESIDENT; PAGE #4 and BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS; PAGE #7

No DQ Match

The Sandman vs. Glen Gilberti

Glen Gilberti tries to fend off the drunken Sandman to no avail. The Sandman just uses chair after chair on Gilberti to just keep knocking him down and out. Gilberti gets up and the Sandman grabs a barbed wire kendo stick and threatens to hit him with it. Gilberti pleads with him not to. Meanwhile, Shane Douglas appears behind The Sandman and attacks him. Shane Douglas picks the Sandman up and drops him with the Pittsburgh Plunge! Gilberti covers for the victory as Shane Douglas’s activism towards weapons in the ring continues.

WINNER : GLEN GILBERTI

INTERNATIONAL X; PAGE #11

X-Division Title Match

X vs. Ahmed Jonhson

The two big men meet face to face in the ring here tonight. A stare down ensues, and X cheap shots Ahmed. Ahmed doesn’t get any offense in besides a few kicks here and there. X goes for the cradle spiked pile driver, but Low’Ki emerges from the crowd and distracts X! Ahmed Johnson manages to fight back and hits the Pearl River Plunge! 1-2-3… NO, X kicks out! X manages to fight back, hits a clothesline and covers for the three count. Low’Ki hits a gigantic kick to the face of X and than leaves the ring.

WINNER : X

INTERNATIONAL X; PAGE #12

#1 Contenders Match

xXx (Skipper and Daniels) vs. Michael Shane & Frankie Kazarian vs. The Naturals

The announcers make note of the fact that Lenny & Lodi, plus America’s Most Wanted are also the number one contenders. This match is a great X-Divisionish bout, with the Naturals avoiding using the X-Division style. Daniels goes for the BME, but Andy Douglas moves and Daniels hits the mat. Out of no where, the Naturals hits the Natural Disaster on Skipper and than cover him for the three count for the victory. Post-match, the Naturals tell the world that they are the number one contenders and they shall win the titles next week.

WINNER : THE NATURALS

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Wednesday, September 1st 2004

TNA ON PPV

THIS WEEK : “Raven vs. Shane Douglas”

PRE-SHOW SEGMENT

KASH HAS BEEN WORKING FOR THE DRUG SQUAD; PAGE #6

Narq Kash and Officer Enygma say they have busted so many druggies in the last month pf being a Narq. Narq Kash begins to list off a bunch of random names. Narq Kash says that he has done such a good job, he has been recruited by the F.B.I, which means Narq Kash will be able to head down South and be at the tapings for TNA Impact each and every week. Narq Kash points at the camera and says, “I’ll get you damn drug using hippies!” Indeed!

SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS ; PAGE #10

Lenny & Lodi /w Daddy James vs. Dustin & Dusty Rhodes

Father and son united in battle here. Lenny and Lodi have a valiant effort in fighting off Dustin Rhodes and Dusty Rhodes, but prove to be out done by the relatives. Dustin Rhodes hits a big Shattered Dreams and than a Curtain Call on Lodi for the victory. Post-match, Dustin Rhodes reminds Ron Killings that Dustin Rhodes is the number one contender. And what does that mean? Dustin Rhodes demands he gets a shot next week.

WINNER : DUSTIN & DUSTY RHODES

INTERNATIONAL X; PAGE #13

Low’Ki enters the ring and he demands a microphone. Low Ki shouts about how he has noticed that X entered TNA and just manhandled everyone. Everyone said it was because of his size. Low’Ki came back to remind everyone it isn’t the size of the fighter. It is the size of the fight that man brings. And Low’Ki says he will bring the biggest of fights whenever X is in the neighborhood. X says that Ahmed Johnson, an overweight slob, couldn’t get the job done. But Low’Ki, the pinnacle of perfection, would rip X’s head off.

INTERNATIONAL X; PAGE #14

Non-Title Match

Hector Garza vs. X

The two big men collide in a fantastic bout. X tries to use a lot of the bigger moves in his offense, but fails because Garza is too big. X looks to actually be doing very poorly, as he ends up getting power bombed! Garza is going to crush X with a corkscrew moonsault, but out of no where Andy Douglas shoves Garza off the top rope, the referee busy with Chase Stevens. X hits a clothesline and than cheats to get the victory. Post-match, The Naturals beat on one half of the tag-champions. Chris Harris rushes to the ring and makes the save, but after super-kicks Garza and demands that he have his tag-title match.

WINNER : X

DIRT OFF YOUR SHOULDER ; PAGE #4 and B IS FOR A-B-YSS; PAGE #11

NWA World Title Match

Ron Killings vs. Abyss

Abyss just lets loose on Killings, never showing signs of slowing down. Abyss tries to hit a Black Hole Slam, but Killings reverses it into a head scissors take-down. Abyss goes for a choke slam, but Killings reverses it. Lots and lots of trickery in the match, but Abyss eventually drops Killings with the Black Hole Slam. Daddy James appears on the stage and than Abyss looks frantic. He rolls out of the ring and rushes up the stage. Daddy James disappears behind the curtain and so does Abyss, getting him counted out! Ron Killings struggles to his feet, but he makes it up to his feet barely and limps to the back in confusion.

WINNER : RON KILLINGS

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #14

Jonny C comes to the ring and cuts a huge long promo on how he got into the business using hard-work, determination and the such. He said from age fifteen he was training on how to be a wrestler in Britain. And here he sees some kid like Jonah Endleman walk into a ring and make it based on a small period of time. Jonny C calls it bull shit! Jonny C says he will whip Jonah’s ass any time, any place. Including right here, tonight. Jonny C calls him out, but instead we get Jeff Jarrett to start up a makeshift match.

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #15

Jeff Jarrett vs. Jonny C

This match goes for a good ten minutes, with Jonny targeting the knee of Jeff Jarrett and Jarrett avoiding the offense. Eventually Jarrett goes for the legs much like Jonny has. Jarrett ducks a drop kick and than hits the Stroke. Jarrett goes and locks in the Figure Four Leg Lock! Jonny C has to tap as he reaches for the ropes but cannot get to them. Jeff Jarett slaps Jonny C in the face and tells him to go back to Britain where he belongs!

WINNER : JEFF JARETT

BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS ; PAGE #8

Raven vs. Shane Douglas

Lots and lots of offensive in this match. Raven keeps resorting to weapons while Shane Douglas keeps avoiding them. Eventually the match comes to a conflict when Shane Douglas can’t seem to find any where to run. Raven grabs Shane Douglas by the throat and Even Flow’s him onto a chair for the victory. Sabu enters the ring and it is a three way! Sabu and Raven use chairs, while Shane tries to use his fists. Eventually everything goes hay-wire like last week.

WINNER : RAVEN

DIRECTOR OF AUTHORITY ; PAGE #2

The message; “NEXT WEEK” displays on the display screen. Than, “WILLOW THE WISP vs. NARQ KASH”, “JONAH vs. JONNY C”, “LOW KI vs. X, X DIVISION TITLE MATCH”, “RAVEN vs. SABU vs. SHANE DOUGLAS”, “4 WAY DANCE FOR THE TAG-TEAM TITLES” “DUSTIN RHODES vs. RON KILLINGS, WORLD TITLE MATCH”; AND “THE D.O.A ARRIVES”. Everything goes hectic as wrestlers fill the ring in a huge brawl over what seems to be the new D.O.A… who is it?!?

Make your predictions now for the TNA PPV which will [hopefully] put it on the map.

MAIN EVENT for NWA WORLD TITLE : Ron Killings vs. Dustin Rhodes

Who is the new D.O.A?

NWA TAG-TEAM TITLE MATCH : Team AAA vs. America's Most Wanted vs. The Naturals vs. Lenny & Lodi

Sabu vs. Raven vs. Shane Douglas

X DIVISION TITLE MATCH : X vs. Low'Ki

Jonah Endleman vs. Jonny C

Willow the Wisp vs. Narq Kash

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Guest Da-One-Da-Franchise

MAIN EVENT for NWA WORLD TITLE : Ron Killings vs. Dustin Rhodes

Who is the new D.O.A? Johnny Fairplay

NWA TAG-TEAM TITLE MATCH : Team AAA vs. America's Most Wanted vs. The Naturals vs. Lenny & Lodi

Sabu vs. Raven vs. Shane Douglas

X DIVISION TITLE MATCH : X vs. Low'Ki

Jonah Endleman vs. Jonny C

Willow the Wisp vs. Narq Kash

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Friday, September 3rd 2004

TNA IMPACT!

THIS WEEK : “Next Wednesday – Armageddon!”

We don’t head straight to the ring for a segment this week, instead we get a close-up shot of Mike Tenay’s face. Mike Tenay says that next Wendesday has already been hyped as perhaps one of the greatest TNA events ever, with so much happening. But Mike Tenay says that the fans have one more thing to look forward to. Mike Tenay says that the D.O.A has left a note on the desk of Mike Tenay and legendary punk band The Sex Pistols will be on hand to perform a song for the audience! Mike Tenay says although there is a lot of controversy about the new D.O.A, but he seems to deliver.

BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS ; PAGE #9

Raven & The Sandman vs. Johnny Swinger & David Young

Raven and the Sandman double-team Swinger and Young, delivering a lot of their well-known brawling offense. We see in the back that Sabu and Sonjay Dutt are watching the match and also, Shane Douglas is watching the match. Young delivers a Spine buster to Sandman and seems to have the victory. Raven takes Swinger over the top and than plants Young with an Even Flow DDT for the victory. Raven points at the camera and than says that Sabu and Douglas are next.

WINNER : RAVEN & THE SANDMAN

KASH HAS BEEN WORKING FOR THE DRUG SQUAD ; PAGE #7

Willow the Wisp vs. Michael Shane /w Traci

Willow the Wisp does a great job of imitating Jeff Hardy, if he in fact is not Jeff Hardy. Back and forth battle that sees both men put in a fair deal of hurt on the other. Michael Shane hits a super kick and he begins to taunt a little. Willow the Wisp hops right up to his feet as Michael Shane has his back turned, than Willow drops him with a Twist of Fate and than Swanton Bomb. Willow the Wisp covers for the three count. Willow the Wisp rushes to the back as Officer Enygma and Narq Kash try to attack him.

WINNER : WILLOW THE WISP

BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS ; PAGE #10 and SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #16

Shane Douglas vs. Jonny C

A back and forth battle between the two brawling grapplers. Shane Douglas tries for the Pittsburgh Plunge numerous times in the bout, but Jonny C keeps reversing it. Jonny C eventually hits a Fisherman Suplex what the announcers call the C-Plex. Jonah Endleman slides in the ring and attacks Jonny C whilst he is down giving Jonny C the victory by DQ. Jonah Endleman grabs a chair is and about to knock out Jonny C, but Shane Douglas grabs Jonah Endleman and drops him with the Pittsburgh Plunge, preventing the use of the chair. Jonny C staggers to his feet and than Shane Douglas raises Jonny C’s hand since he is victorious! The fans give a good reaction to Shane Douglas’s generous ways, but Shane Douglas gains his heel status back by dropping Jonny C with the Pittsburgh Plunge!

WINNER : JONNY C by DQ.

THE BATTLE FOR STYLE; PAGE #4

Randy Savage enters the ring and says it has been along time since the TNA fans have seen AJ Styles. Macho Man says that in fact, it has been about a month. Macho Man says he has been waiting for the opportunity to fight AJ Styles for a while, and it seem as though Macho Man is going to have to send a signal straight to AJ Styles. Macho Man says he is going to do the unthinkable on Wednesday unless AJ Styles shows his ugly face. Macho Man says he is willingly to do it, if he has to!

BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS; PAGE #11

Shane Douglas comes down to the ring and he is going to give the fans a lecture on why we shouldn’t use weapons. All of the sudden, Raven enters the ring with a ladder in hand and he busts open the forehead of Shane Douglas. Shane Douglas rolls out of the ring and Raven tells Shane Douglas that not only will next weeks match be a three way dance… it will be a cage match. And Raven says that Shane Douglas and Sabu will have no where to escape to. And than Raven will have their blood so he can paint the ring!

BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS; PAGE #12 and INTERNATIONAL X ; PAGE #15

Sabu & Sonjay Dutt vs. xXx

Sabu and Sonjay Dutt work great as a team against Daniels and Skipper. Sabu really works on Skipper in the corner as the two work on the face tag team of xXx. Eventually we see a come back mounted as Sabu and Sonjay Dutt lose control of the match. Daniels and Skipper are on their way to victory when X enters the ring and levels them both with clotheslines. The referee calls for the bell. X drops both men with Cradle Spiked Pile-drivers! And than delivers two more to add salt to the wound! The heinous attack isn’t over yet as X power bombs them a few times. X points the X-Division Title towards the camera and cuts his throat. Low’Ki is in for the fight of his life!

WINNER : xXx by DQ

MAIN EVENT for NWA WORLD TITLE : Ron Killings vs. Dustin Rhodes

Who is the new D.O.A?

What does Savage have in store for AJ Styles?

NWA TAG-TEAM TITLE MATCH : Team AAA vs. America's Most Wanted vs. The Naturals vs. Lenny & Lodi

Sabu vs. Raven vs. Shane Douglas

X DIVISION TITLE MATCH : X vs. Low'Ki

Jonah Endleman vs. Jonny C

Willow the Wisp vs. Narq Kash

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Wednesday, September 8th 2004

TNA on PPV

“The D.O.A unveiled”

The show opens, in the ring 4 men stand, a drum-set plus a guitarist and bass guitarist. Johnny Rottens voice full of punk rock and attitude yells over the P.A system, “are you wrestling faggots ready for some punk-rock?” The Sex Pistols begin to go through the song “No Feelings” for the fans, but they stop about a minute and a half in and begin to play “Anarchy in the UK” by cleverly change the lyrics to “Anarchy in the TNA”. The last song the legends play is “God Save the Queen” before Raven, Shane Douglas and Sabu are brawl out down the ramp and into the ring, and the Sex Pistols flee the scene!

PRE SHOW SEGMENT

BLOOD, GUTS AND LOTS OF WEAPONS ; FINALE (13)

Cage Match

Raven vs. Sabu vs. Shane Douglas

Raven and Sabu use the instruments as weapons to destroy each other and Shane Douglas. Shane Douglas tries to avoid a few guitar shots here and there, but misses. And these guitars are heavy things. Raven grabs a drum stick and hits the forehead of Sabu about eighteen times and than drops him with an Even Flow DDT onto the bass guitar, knocking Sabu right out! Shane Douglas sneaks up on Raven and hits the Pittsburgh Plunge and covers for the two count as Raven kicks out. Shane Douglas bounces off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Raven kicks him in the groin and Even Flow DDT through one of the drum sets! Raven flips Shane Douglas over and covers for the three count! Raven heads to the back as he assess the damage he had caused to the three men in the ring.

WINNER : RAVEN

The TNA video package for PPV's is displayed, with hilights spanning two years. There is new music for the opening sequence and it is aggressive metal-punk music that doesn't really give the audience a chance to breath. And nor does the show, as we head to the ring for the second match of the night...

SCHOOL SPIRIT ; PAGE #17

Jonah Endleman vs. Jonny C

Jonah is definitely carried in the match by Jonny C who really knows how to work the ring. Jonny C keeps working on the knee of Jonah, while Jonah just keeps using cheap offense to keep Jonny C off the attack. Jonah eventually goes for a clothesline, but Jonny C ducks it and hits the C-Plex. Jonny C locks in the Sharpshooter and Jonah taps out! Jonny C celebrates in the ring, but Jeff Jarrett comes out with a guitar in hand. Jeff Jarrett drops Jonny C with a guitar shot and says that it ain’t over between the two, but that Jonah Endleman was no more!

WINNER : JONNY C

KASH HAS BEEN WORKING FOR THE DRUG SQUAD ; PAGE #8

Narq Kash /w Officer Enygma vs. Willow the Wisp

Narq Kash and Willow the Wisp, to the two alias of Jeff Hardy and Kid Kash, put on a fantastic spot fest for the fans. Hardly any of the spots are botched and Jeff Hardy seems to be at the top of his game. Officer Enygma tries to interfere a few times, but The Amazing Red rushes to the ring and stops Officer Enygma from interfering. Willow the Wisp goes for the Swanton Bomb, but misses, and Narq Kash hits the Money in the Bank for the victory. Narq Kash rips off the mask of Willow the Wisp to reveal it is in fact Jeff Hardy! Narq Kash busts out the hand-cuffs and arrests Jeff Hardy in the middle of the ring to the fans boo’s.

WINNER : NARQ KASH

INTERNATIONAL X ; PAGE #16

X Division Title Match

X vs. Low’Ki

Low Ki brings the fight in this highly violent, yet fast paced match. Low’Ki has X reeling at various points in the match, and than X strike back with a huge and devastating move, but that doesn’t keep Low’Ki from coming back for more. X hits the Cradle Spiked Pile Driver and covers, but Low’Ki kicks out. X goes to the top rope to use the Cradle Spiked Pile Driver, and Low’Ki reverses it right into the Ki Krusher off the second rope. Low’Ki covers for the three count to win the X-Division Title. Randy Savage rushes to the ring as Low’Ki is handed the belt and Randy Savage drops him with a pile driver. Randy Savage picks up the title and he picks up a microphone.

WINNER : LOW’KI to WIN THE X DIVISION TITLE

THE BATTLE FOR STYLE ; PAGE #5

Randy Savage says he has found what he needed to get AJ Styles back. Randy Savage says he has the X-Division Title right here in his hands. The belt that AJ Styles made famous. And what is Randy Savage going to do? He is going to destroy the belt using fire. Randy Savage asks AJ Styles how he would like to watch the X Division Title burn on national television? Randy Savage goes underneath the ring and grabs a garbage can and gasoline. Randy Savage begins to douse the belt in gasoline and Randy Savage comments, “the X-Division was never good anyway!”

AJ Styles rushes out from the crowd wearing street clothes. Randy Savage can’t see him as he is behind him. AJ Styles balances up on the top rope as Randy Savage is about to light the belt on fire. AJ Styles yells and Randy Savage frantically turns around and gets drop kicked out of the ring by AJ Styles. AJ Styles takes to the air as he flies over the top and lands on Randy Savage! Randy Savage is up to his feet and exhausted as AJ Styles rips the belt from his hands and hits Randy Savage with it. AJ Styles picks Randy Savage up on the outside and hints a Styles Clash, but security rush out and escort AJ Styles to the back.

Randy Savage gets to his feet and grabs the X-Division Title and slides back in the ring. AJ Styles is still on the stage as Randy Savage lights a match and throws the X-Division Title into the garbage can! AJ Styles is nearly in tears as he watches the belt he made famous burn up! The fans are booing as Randy Savage laughs at AJ Styles and taunting him. Randy Savage leaves the ring and leaves through the crowd and out the door.

SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS; PAGE #11 and B IS FOR A-B-YSS ; FINALE (12)

NWA Tag-Team Title Ladder Match

Team AAA vs. Lenny & Lodi vs. America’s Most Wanted vs. The Naturals

Amazing bout with the 4 teams really giving it their all to make the match look like a million bucks. Lenny and Lodi don’t really use the ladder a lot, but they use a lot of their queer based offense to make the match humorous. Bump of the night goes to Andy Douglas who flies from the top of the ladder to a table below where he stays for the rest of the match. Chase Stevens is sent to the outside with a ladder shot. Lenny and Lodi are both knocked off the ladder and land spread eagle on the ropes! Chris Harris and James Storm deliver two super kicks to the outside. Team AAA and America’s Most Wanted brawl around the ring for a moment before Abyss rushes out to the ring! Abyss gets beaten on by all 4 members, but he manages to fight them all of and leave everyone one of them lying with a Black Hole Slam! Abyss helps Lenny and Lodi up and they climb the ladder and get the belts! What the hell has Abyss done?!? Abyss raises the hands of Lenny and Lodi who are the new tag-team champions.

WINNER : LENNY & LODI to WIN THE TAG-TEAM TITLES

DIRT OFF YOUR SHOULDER ; PAGE #5

NWA World Title Match

Dustin Rhodes vs. Ron Killings

Dustin Rhodes and Ron Killings have a good match for a good 5 minutes. But than Daddy James and Abyss come out onto the ramp and begin to watch the match. Both men are distracted by the two men on the ramp, but continue the match. Eventually they are right beside the ring and Abyss heads to the opposite side of the ring. Daddy James distracts the referee while Abyss heads into the ring and drops Ron Killings with the Black Hole Slam. Dustin Rhodes looks stunned, but than cracks a smile and covers Ron Killings for the three count. Dustin Rhodes has won the NWA World Title!

WINNER : DUSTIN RHODES to WIN THE NWA WORLD TITLE

SHAKE YOUR COCONUTS ; FINALE (12) and QUEER INVASION; PAGE #1

Dustin Rhodes grabs the head of Ron Killings and drops him with a Curtain Call. Dustin Rhodes says the world may be surprised by this recent turn of heart. But Dustin Rhodes has one thing to say to the world; screw you. Dustin Rhodes says when he first started to wrestle, he was Goldust and he was his true self. A homosexual who was booed because of his belief. Goldust became a joke to the fans and they loved him. Dustin Rhodes says he isn’t a joke! Dustin Rhodes claims that he is joining the Queer Invasion with Daddy James, Queer Guys With Wrestling Eyes and Abyss. Dustin Rhodes puts Ron Killings in the corner and than grabs a microphone. Dustin Rhodes says the world has come crumbling down Ron Killings, and it is time for you to hang up the boots. Dustin Rhodes kisses Ron Killings and than delivers the Shattered Dreams! Dustin Rhodes heads to the back as the fans are shocked!

DIRECTOR OF AUTHORITY ; FINALE (3)

The lights dim and the arena fills with different colored smoke. The words appear on the display screen, “the D.O.A has arrived.” Vince Russo walks out on the stage with a smug smile on his face. Vince Russo walks down the aisle and into the ring. The fans are confused as to what is going on. Vince Russo has a confession. It was all staged. Everything. His injury by Abyss didn’t ever happen. In fact, Vince Russo said that it was all part of an elaborate scheme. See, we had to get rid of Goldylocks because she was catching on. She wanted to be the D.O.A, but only two people could be the D.O.A. Vince Russo and …

QUEER INVANSION ; PAGE #2

Daddy James walks down the aisle and into the ring! The fans are in complete shock as to what they are seeing! Daddy James is followed by Abyss, Dustin Rhodes and Queer Guys With Wrestling Eyes. Vince Russo says he has to be completely honest with the fans. Vince Russo says he isn’t gay, but he realizes the power that these men and women have. Vince Russo says that this is exploitation at it’s best. A revolution of sorts. Russo says it is time for the heterosexuals to bend over and take it, as the Queer Invasion continues. The fans start chanting “bullshit, bullshit, bullshit” because of course, Daddy James and Vince Russo are both the D.O.A now and both do not have the best interest of the audience in mind! What the hell is going to happen next week, as this Queer Invasion continues?

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Friday, September 10th 2004

TNA IMPACT

THIS WEEK : “Aftermath of an Armageddon.”

We have a recap of last week and all of it is revelations. Dustin Rhodes, Abyss, Daddy James, Lenny, Lodi and Vince Russo have all aligned in a renegade revolution called the “Queer Invasion” and Dustin Rhodes and Lenny and Lodi are now champions. Low’Ki won the X-Division title, but Randy Savage torched the X-Division title and AJ Styles returned only to be arrested. Jonny C defeated Jonah Endleman, but Jeff Jarrett attacked him and promised it wasn’t over. Raven defeated Sabu and Shane Douglas, putting an end to the threesomes tiresome struggle. What is next for TNA?

DIRT OFF YOUR SHOULDER; PAGE #6 and QUEER INVASION; PAGE #3

Ron Killings walks down the aisle and into the ring, the fans are pretty quiet after the extensive recap of Wednesday. Ron Killings looks naked without the NWA World Title near by. Ron Killings says he has a major problem about the revelation, which happened Wednesday night. Ron Killings says you should be proud of whom you are, you should celebrate who you are every second you got. Black people can dress all urban, the Jews can have hannukah and the Queers can have their rainbows. But what did Ron Killings miss? When did wrestling become homophobic? And when did being queer have any effect on one persons wrestling ability? Ron Killings wants answers, because somewhere along the lines things got messy. Really messy and now Ron Killings has lost his title. Ron Killings doesn’t come out with black people and promote his race, because Ron Killings says it ain’t an issue. So why does Daddy James and the Queer Invasion have to make it an issue. Have your parades and we will keep out of your bedroom! Killings says that this ring and politics, as Sandman said two weeks ago, are two totally separate entities. So Killings is embarking upon a quest… to destroy the Queer Invasion! Killings says starting tonight, he is recruiting members to join the battle. Killings says he doesn’t care who you are, where you are from, or if you are queer. All Killings wants to do is wrestle without being prosecuted based on his personal information!

INTERNATIONAL X; PAGE #17

Teddy Hart, X & Petey Williams vs. xXx

The announcers are skeptical as to why X is associated with Team Canada, but do not go in-depth. Low’Ki seems to be lost in the ring as he doesn’t seem to have the same fire he had on Wednesday night. X picks up Low’Ki and tosses him out of the ring. Christopher Daniels goes for the BME, but Teddy Hart shoves him to the outside. Petey Williams hits the Flipping Pile-driver on Elix Skipper and Teddy Hart locks in the Sharpshooter and Elix Skipper instantly taps. Team Canada heads to the back with the victory under their belt. Ahmed Johnson jumps a few of the members with a leather strap in hand, gets a few straps in and than heads off leaving Team Canada a little wounded.

WINNER : Teddy Hart, X & Petey Williams

GILBERTI 4 PRESIDENT ; PAGE #5

Glen Gilberti vs. Shane Douglas

Interesting pair-up, as both seem to be doing absolutely nothing. Shane Douglas really plays the heel role while Gilberti seems to be trying to go the route of the face. Gilberti hits a move, than delivers a thumbs up to the audience and than smiles. Shane Douglas goes for the Pittsburgh Plunge, but Gilberti reverses it into a Stunner to which Mike Tenay says Gilberti has renamed ‘Election Promise’. Gilberti covers and gets the victory. Post-match, Glen Gilberti tries to get a microphone, but none of the ring crew will supply him with one. Gilberti huffs and puffs and than rushes off.

WINNER: GLEN GILBERTI

INTERNATIONAL X; PAGE #18 and THE BATTLE FOR STYLE ; PAGE #6

Chris Sabin vs. NOSAWA

No real explanation as to why this match is happening is given besides the bad blood between America and Japan in the X-Cup. The match really picks up steam at the 6 minute mark and it seems both men are really nearing the victory. Randy Savage rushes down the aisle with a duffel bag and than slides in the ring and he clotheslines both men down. Randy Savage grabs a chair and he knocks both men out. Randy Savage opens the bag and inside is the charred X-Division title! Randy Savage tells AJ Styles that he took something Styles loved and torched. Randy Savage says he will make sure the X-Division sinks until AJ Styles returns. And Savage says he is aware that Styles is suspended indefinitely. Savage simply states, “it will make destroying the X-Division that much more fun.”

WINNER : NO CONTEST

THE SUITS ; PAGE #1

We cut to black in the arena. We cut to a bathroom where a man wearing a black suit walks in and adjusts his tie. The man looks Spanish and has long black hair. The man slicks his lovely long hair back into a pony tail. The Spanish man looks at the camera and than winks. The man turns around and he laughs. “Antonio Suit is the name.” Antonio Suit extends his hand for a handshake, and the camera man shakes the hand. Antonio speaks up, “as you can see, I am one fifth of the Suits. We wear suits. We kick ass. We are the revolution.” Antonio pulls out a bottle of breath freshener and uses it. Antonio speaks up, “I am the one with all of the charisma. I do the talk for mon freres, that is my brothers in Francais, for all those who are not fluent in many languages. I hear TNA is stagnate… boring… predictable. Well The Suits are here. We shall arrive very shortly.”

QUEER INVASION; PAGE #4

Dustin Rhodes, Abyss, Lenny & Lodi /w Daddy James vs. Ron Killings, Chris Harris, James Storm & Jonny C /w Dusty Rhodes

This match isn’t much of a match as no-one seems to abide the rules. Chris Harris and James Storm take Lenny and Lodi to the outside and use raw-hide whips and chairs to just dismantle the lovers. Jonny C attacks the knee of Abyss and tries to wear him down for the Sharpshooter. Dustin Rhodes and Ron Killings brawl throughout the audience out of pure hatred for each other. Dustin Rhodes and Ron Killings brawl up in the bleachers and out of no where, Raven attacks Dustin Rhodes! Raven hits Dustin Rhodes with a chair a few times and than tosses him over the bleachers. Ron Killings heads back to the ring where he and Jonny C double team Abyss. Ron Killings drops him with the scissors kick and Jonny C locks in the Sharp Shooter, and Abyss taps for the victory. Post-match, Jeff Jarrett comes out with a guitar in hand and knocks Jonny C out! The whole entire ring is a cluster fuck of feuds and action! The show ends with Jeff Jarrett getting on his hands and knees and getting in the face of Jonny C and promising to injure him! Jarrett proceeds to slap him over and over again until the camera fades to black.

WINNER : RON KILLINGS, CHRIS HARRIS, JAMES STORM & JONNY C

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Wednesday, September 15th 2004

TNA on PPV

PRE-SHOW SEGMENT

THE SUITS ; PAGE #2

The Suits /w Antonio Suit vs. Divine Storm

Antonio Suit introduces two fifth’s of the greatest stable in the history of wrestling, The Suits. Alexxx Suit, a young high flyer ready to show the world how to take to the skies with amazing new moves to debut. Joseph Suit, a long-time veteran of the business who has never really penetrated the mainstream or the indie scene. Joseph and Alexxx Suit take little time to destroy Chris Divine and Quiet Storm in this short bout. Alexxx Short climbs up top and hits 540 leg drop! The crowd is in total awe at the extent of the maneuver. The Suits covers for the victory. Post-match, Joseph Suit drops both men with a running tornado DDT that looks crisp and picture perfect! Antonio promises that next week we will see the two remaining members of the Suits.

WINNER : THE SUITS

We head to a video compilation of the last couple of weeks in TNA. The Queer Invasion destroying Ron Killings; Randy Savage escapade against the X-Division and lastly Gilberti’s quest to become President of the Country. It is all backed by classical music… ending with a picture of Raven raising his hands. Mike Tenay asks what the hell was the picture of Raven doing?!?

FLOCK AND THEY SHALL COME ; PAGE #1

Raven enters the arena through the crowd and grabs a microphone. Raven promises the fans in the arena that he will live up to all expectation set forth in front of him. Since day #1, Raven has never been able to accomplish the dream of being a World Champion outside of a federation called ECW. The WWE was a lost-cause. TNA he kept getting screwed. But there was one federation to which Raven was held-down in. WCW. And Raven knew he was closing in on the World Champion as he clenched onto the WCW United States Title. Raven knew there was something missing in his life. And it was a Flock. Raven’s Flock! Raven says that he has been waiting since the destruction of the Flock to revive it. And tonight we see the beginning of the revival!

FLOCK AND THEY SHALL COME ; PAGE #2

Raven & Perry Saturn vs. Michael Shane & Frankie Kazarian /w Traci

The fans are enthused to see the return of Perry Saturn to TNA, and Raven and Perry Saturn waste no time destroying these two. Michael Shane climbs to the top and goes for an Elbow Drop, but misses and than gets planted with the Even Flow DDT. Perry Saturn locks in the Rings of Saturn and Michael Shane taps. After the bell, Raven tells the fans that he is not finished ; that the Flock has just begun.

WINNER : RAVEN & PERRY SATURN

QUEER INVASION ; PAGE #5

Daddy James enters the arena and he tells the fans that Daddy James has been given a few requests from a lot of fans via the email address at TNA. Many want to see America’s Most Wanted beat the living hell out of Lenny and Lodi! And a lot of people want to see Dustin Rhodes get ripped a new asshole by Ron Killings. So Daddy James has granted both of those matches for the TNA fans tonight! The fans cheer loudly, and Daddy James says that he hopes the audience enjoys.

QUEER INVASION ; PAGE #6

Handicap Match

Lenny, Lodi & Abyss /w Daddy James vs. America’s Most Wanted

Chris Harris and James Storm are shocked and surprised when Abyss walks out with Lenny and Lodi. Chris Harris and James Storm do a pretty good job of fighting without the extra man, but eventually the odds start to stack up. Abyss sends Chris Harris to the floor and Lenny drops James Storm with his finisher, a DDT. James Storm ain’t done, as he struggles to his feet only to get dropped with a pile driver by Lodi. James Storm still has something left in his tank as he struggles to his feet only to get dropped with the Black Hole Slam, and Abyss covers for the victory.

WINNER : LENNY, LODI & ABYSS

INTERNATIONAL X ; PAGE #19

X /w Scott D’Amore vs. Christopher Daniels

X tosses around Christopher Daniels, almost picking him apart for fun. Christopher Daniels stages a come back and eventually goes to work on the upper body of X. X makes a come back and goes for a power bomb, but Christopher Daniels hits a hurricrana. X goes for a clothes line, but Christopher Daniels ducks it and than hits a Northern Lights Suplex, which was picture perfect. X is nearing defeat when Teddy Hart tries to interfere, but the interference backfires and Christopher Daniels manages to hit the Last Rites for the victory! Post-match, Scott D’Amore banishes Teddy Hart from Team Canada, stating that Petey Williams was always the best leader. Ahmed Johnson enters the ring when X is on the outside and he drops Scott D’Amore with a Pearl River Plunge!

WINNER : CHRISTOPHER DANIELS

GILBERTI 4 PRESIDENT ; PAGE #9 and KASH HAS BEEN WORKING FOR THE DRUG SQUAD ; PAGE #9

Gilberti walks down the aisle and into the ring and he says that it is time to speak about the issues. Gilberti asks ; “where do I stand on the War on Iraq? I think we need to do something in the Middle East, but invading countries is not the way to do it.” Mike Tenay laughs and says he is just sitting on the fence of the issue. Narq Kash and Officer Enygma come down to the ring and Narq Kash demands to know where Gilberti stands on the issue of drugs! Officer Enygma grabs the microphone and asks if Gilberti has ever toked up! Glen Gilberti says both questions are reasonable. Gilberti says that he thinks that we need to … do things about drugs! Officer Enygma demands to know if Glen Gilberti has ever done drugs! Glen Gilberti replies, “no comment.” Officer Enygma grabs Glen Gilberti by the throat and reminds Gilberti he is an Officer of the Law! Monty Brown rushes out to the ring and hits the Pounce on both Officer Enygma and Narq Kash. Monty Brown and Glen Gilberti flee to the backstage area to the fans cheers!

THE BATTLE FOR STYLE ; PAGE #7

“Macho Man” Randy Savage vs. Jerry Lynn

Jerry Lynn has a hard time working on the master of the ring, Randy Savage. Any time Jerry Lynn even gets some momentum on his side, Randy Savage gives him a low blow or in some way stalls the X-Division veteran. Jerry Lynn goes for the cradle pile-driver, but Randy Savage reverses it into a back body drop. Behind the referees back, Randy Savage hits Jerry Lynn with the charred X-Division Title, and than covers for the three count. Post-match, Randy Savage brags a little, and Low’Ki rushes out to the ring and attacks Randy Savage. Randy Savage is sent to the back, scared that Low’Ki is going to rip him into pieces. Low’Ki says Savage thought his fight was with Styles, but now it is with Low’Ki! Randy Savage looks scared.

WINNER : “MACHO MAN” RANDY SAVAGE

QUEER INVASION ; PAGE #7

Handicap Match

Ron Killings vs. Dustin Rhodes & Abyss

Dustin Rhodes and Abyss double team Ron Killings the entire time, really just subduing any sort of a come back he can establish. At the ten minute mark, Abyss hits the Black Hole Slam and gets the victory. Post-match, Abyss and Dustin Rhodes work on Ron Killings, until D’Lo Brown rushes out to the ring and helps Ron Killings clear the ring. The two shake hands after the bout and it seems as though Ron Killings has found a friend.

WINNER : DUSTIN RHODES & ABYSS

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