General Football Thread

[MDK]

 

[Colly]

That was less than hilarious.

[Baddar]

I smiled because Chicharito is the fucking man. Hardly hilarious though. 

[MDK]

I didn't create the sodding video I just shared it with you bastards because I thought it was amusing. GOD.

[Monkey D. Lars]

Ajax didn't win against Excelsior and we won our game away in Heerenveen. 6 point clear now. In 2 weeks, if we don't lose, I can say, WE WILL FINALLY WIN THE LEAGUE. FEYENOORD, FEYENOORD!!

[TCO]

Derry City captain Ryan McBride has been found dead at age 27.

http://www.independent.ie/sport/soccer/league-of-ireland/shock-as-derry-city-captain-ryan-mcbride-found-dead-at-home-35545959.html

He played and captained them last night as they won 4-0 and they've won all 4 games so far this season too. This is awful

[Marcos]

Poor Julio Arca!

[Adam]

Par for the course in Sunderland that behaviour isn't it?

[Lineker]

Chinese Super League side Shanghai Shenhua's Hongkou stadium has been damaged by a fire.

A friendly match between Ivory Coast and Senegal was abandoned when fans invaded the pitch in Paris.

[DavidMarrio]

The resemblance is uncanny.  

 

 

[Adam]

Looks like something Arnie needs to defeat in a Terminator film. Awful.

Loads on Twitter have said it looks more like Niall Quinn than Ronaldo

[Gazz]

[MDK]

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[Lineker]

The sculptor who made the bronze bust of Cristiano Ronaldo has admitted that his creation may not be to everybody’s taste but insisted the Real Madrid striker had given his seal of approval before it was unveiled on Wednesday.

Madeiran artist Emanuel Santos was chosen to recreate the image of the four-time Fifa player of the year which will adorn the newly-named Aeroporto Cristiano Ronaldo in Funchal after offering his services to the owners of the airport, where he was previously employed. Santos spent three weeks sculpting the bust, before it was sent to the Portuguese mainland to be cast in bronze.

It was then unveiled on Wednesday by President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa and will be on permanently on show below a plaque outside the terminal entrance. But while social media users delighted in pointing out that rather than looking like the 32-year-old Real Madrid star, the bust was a closer resemblance to former Republic of Ireland striker Niall Quinn, Santos insisted he was happy with his creation.

“It is impossible to please the Greeks and Trojans. Neither did Jesus please everyone,” Santos said.

“This is a matter of taste, so it is not as simple as it seems. What matters is the impact that this work generated. There is always the possibility of making a difference, I was prepared for all this. I used as base some photos of Cristiano Ronaldo that I found on the internet, nothing specific. I put the photos next to me and started working on the bust.”

Ronaldo appeared to see the funny side at Wednesday’s ceremony but Santos was adamant that the 32-year-old had given the bust his blessing – after some minor alterations.

“Cristiano saw the photos that his brother sent him. I was with the brother at Cristiano’s museum in Madeira and from the messages he sent, I could tell that he liked what he saw,” he said.

“He only asked for some wrinkles that give him a certain expression in his face when he’s about to laugh to be changed.

“He said it made him look older and asked for it to be thinned out a bit to make it smoother and more jovial. But they gave it the go-ahead before they liked what they saw.”

[Adam]

Crissy probably just didn't want to fall into the trap of having "entitled footballer complains about bronze statue" headlines pulling him down afterwards.

[DavidMarrio]

Tbf I think it's a fantastic statue. 

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